Kill Polar Bears, Drink Coke to Save the Planet!
by Leigh ScottEverybody knows that Global Warming is real. The debate is over. No one with any real common sense would dare challenge the fact that human CO2 production is directly related to rises in temperature. To save the earth from massive disaster we must all take action NOW.
Luckily our Great Leader and the people in Washington who look out for us poor, ill-educated masses have set “Cap and Trade” into motion. The heathens and “anti-intellectuals” will cynically point out that “Cap and Trade” is a massive tax, a way to further grow government, a way to control behavior and a way to benefit Democratic supporters and lobbyists. But those of us who righteously follow “smart power” know better.
Saving the planet.
Cap and Trade isn’t enough. I’ve taken a few minutes to scour the halls of knowledge (i.e. the Internet; Wikipedia and the Huffington Post to be specific) to relay a couple more things that you can do to stop the biggest threat to our planet right now!
1) Drink more carbonated beverages. That’s right, enjoy that delicious Coke, Diet Coke or A&W Root Beer. See, the bubbles in soda products are made from…you guessed it, deadly CO2. When you drink it, your body absorbs the CO2, emitting far less CO2 than the contents of the original soda. Your body is like a little CO2 destroying factory. So, drink up. But please note, I didn’t say drink more Pepsi products. That’s because I own stock in Coke and not Pepsi. I don’t think Pepsi puts as much CO2 into their drinks as Coke. Yeah, that’s it. Pepsi has 5/10th less carbon byproducts per linear ounce than Coke, so drink Coke.
2) Stop Vegetarians. People breathe Oxygen and emit CO2. Plants breathe CO2 and emit Oxygen. Animals also emit CO2 and breathe Oxygen. When we eat animals, we offset our CO2 output. When I enjoy a mouth watering filet mignon, I’m taking another pesky CO2 emitting cow off the streets. Vegetarians screw this up. They don’t eat animals which means more animals emitting CO2, then they have the gall to eat only plants, which take the CO2 out of the atmosphere. Plus, humans are omnivores and being a vegetarian is just weird. I mean, every vegetarian and vegan I know is always sick. Has anyone done an analysis on this to see the overall burden on our health care system caused by sickly vegetarians? Or maybe they’re always sick because the only vegetarians I know are hypochondriac actresses and models who do a lot of blow.
3) Let species go extinct. This place is crowded. I already pointed out how animals emit CO2. In fact, the average polar bear emits about 365 k/g per year of CO2. Polar bears can live up to 30 years, and right now there are about 25,000 polar bears on the planet. That means polar bears emit 250 million k/g of CO2!!! The U.N. says that with current global warming trends we could lose 2/3 of the polar bear population by 2050. I say that’s not soon enough! These bears are causing hurricanes, melting the polar ice caps, and threatening to put Florida under six feet of water by the end of the next decade. They must be stopped. Killing every polar bear would be the equivalent of taking 80,000 cars off the road.
Die! Die! Die!
4) Ladies should wear more revealing clothes. A 2007 study, which I can’t seem to find the link to, indicated that there was a direct correlation between the production of women’s clothing and dangerous CO2 emissions. The report recommended that women wear clothing that requires less fabric per square inch. Based on fashion trends, younger women tend to purchase more dangerous clothing and therefore should reduce their overall fsi (fabric per square inch) consumption. If younger women simply wore shorter skirts, shirts without bras, and tighter pants and shorts they could effectively reduce dangerous CO2 emissions roughly as much as removing 80,000 cars from the road (or the equivalent of euthanizing 25,000 Polar Bears).
5) Go to work after a few cocktails. A 2008 study, again I have to dig up that link, suggested that grain distilleries perform a valuable service by converting CO2 into less dangerous “minoxocarbons” (which are roughly the equivalent of 1/7th of a k/g per overall gram of CO2) when making alcohol. Increasing alcohol consumption would dramatically reduce dangerous CO2. But drinking after work and on the weekends isn’t enough. If everyone started drinking early in the day, say having one or two mimosas or bloody marys, we would all be too hammered to drive to work. We would be forced to take public transportation. Once at work, we would be far less productive, choosing to talk to each other loudly, play drinking games, watch TV, dance or nap instead of our dangerous work activities that produce high levels of CO2. A 2008 U.N. study indicated that if the average U.S. office simply required all of their workers to show up drunk, they would reduce the carbon footprint of that office by 90%, or the equivalent of removing 8,000 cars from the road or executing 2,500 polar bears. As a side note, may I recommend Seagrams alcohol products. They produce almost twice as much “minoxocarbons” as their competitors and I own stock in the company.
Does my math seem funny or incoherent? Do my solutions seem ridiculous? Do you detect a bit of a self serving agenda? Good for you. Now, examine what the politicians in Washington, the U.N. and all the “Green” groups out there are doing. Come back and let me know if you can see a difference between me and them. I sure can’t.
And hey, if all things are equal, wouldn’t you rather live in my world? Unlike the real world where Al Gore gets rich, the middle class suffers, and we are faced with regulation on top of regulation that limits modern convenience and our standard of living, I propose a world where we all get to show up to work drunk, girls wear sassy outfits, diet coke flows from your kitchen faucet, and everyone eats steaks! Hey, whatever we can do to save the planet!
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Don't forget to vote Democratic. I read an editorial that clearly stated people who worship at the church of obama emit less co2.
Fun piece, Leigh. We need to laugh a little to keep from crying at the lunacy of this.
I think it is time to resurrect some old WWII slogans:
Save the Wheat, Eat More Meat!!!
Hmm, if I start wearing less clothing, I am pretty sure the loonies would stop worrying about Global warming/cooling/change and pass some law to make me cover up.
What about the big fat funky whales, eat more whales!
These are bold, innovative proposals that will make the world a better place. To anyone who opposes them, I say, "Why are you afraid of change? And what special interest is paying you off?"
you kind of have a point.
Breed animals for meat, they won't go extinct.
Leigh, I'm all for #5!!! In fact, I've been doing that for years…. but, now knowing that it's a benefit for our planet, I'm gonna double my efforts!
Great read Leigh, that’s how you “think green.” Could you imagine if all of our liberals would just skip a breath think of the CO2 emissions that could be saved. I think your idea about the polar bears is solid, and what the vegetarians are doing to plants it should be criminal. Just think of the world we can have if we just “think green.”
Great read Leigh, that’s how you “think green.” Could you imagine if all of our liberals would just skip a breath think of the CO2 emissions that could be saved. I think your idea about the polar bears is solid, and what the vegetarians are doing to plants should be criminal. Just think of the world we can have if we just “think green.”
It is the same in Europe, we are looking at 'carbon trading'. In the UK we already have to pay higher car tax on larger emitting CO2 vehicles (Still gonna buy a Jag later this year though!) . Al Gore & his eco-mentalist posse say the polar ice caps are melting, all the fluffy polar bears will drown, and in 10 years or so everybody that lives in a costal city needs to buy a jet ski to get to work (Allegedly). Because of this we have to pay more tax? Ummmm…nope! sorry don't get it, can someone please explain to me?
generate all the CO2 you want. As long as you pay for it your guilt can be assuaged. And as always if we throw money at a problem for the next 40 years, it makes it OK.
I saw a hysterical (take it both ways) Noah Wylie ad entreating us to save the Polar Bears. They showed a mama and a baby bare on an ice floe –no dry land in sight. The mama bear jumped into the water and swam off; the baby hesitantly followed. Mr. Wylie (or the writer) seemed to be under the impression that polar bears don't want to swim and that the dry land is going under water so they'll have no food. Well, guess what polar bears eat? SEALS. Not a lot of seals are found on dry land. So far as polar bears swimming, does Mr. Wylie realize every zoo that has polar bears provides them with a pool so they CAN swim. The arctic ice caps MAY be melting (and I distrust the data saying they are), but even the propagandists hesitantly admit the antarctic caps are thickening. So far as polar bears not having any dry land, that'll happen when we're in "Waterworld". They aren't chained to the North Pole – they can swim or paddle or walk farther South if that's where the seals go.
And if the species is "polar" how come no one has gotten the idea of relocating a few breeding pairs to the South Pole and see how they do there? Of course, saving the polar bears, and not worrying about the bogus change in the climate wouldn't accomplish the main purpose which is to destroy American middle class prosperity. NOTE: I did not say American prosperity; I said MIDDLE CLASS prosperity. Teddy, Hillary, Bill, John Francois Kerry, Teresa Heinze Kerry, Soros, Buffet and all the other Power Elites aren't interested in destroying THEIR prosperity.
Standing O.
And a bonus.
I'm only wearing shorts.
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Note to vegetarians:
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three……
I'm sure the polar bears would do fine, but the penguins would be decimated. I can see the Emperor penguins in their huddled up, inland breeding colony now – all slumped over and sitting there like a natural can of feathered sardines just waiting for the polar bears to wade in and chow down.
But not to worry – polar bears are champion swimmers. This is something the Left counts on people being ignorant of. They can swim for literally miles and miles and regularly do so. They're also adaptable. I have less worry about them dying out due to drowning than I would about them dying out due to loss of ice and snow to camoflage themselves. But since things are cooling off, they seem to be good to go in that department.
Yikes! I can't get behind your drinking Coke suggestion. When they pass our new health care bill, they'll be taxing that. So, I simply won't be able to afford to save the planet by drinking Coke. Any non-Soda carbonated beverages you could suggest? Oh, I got it! I'll just double up suggestions and maybe have a few mojitos every morning.
My favorite part is getting rid of the sickly vegetarians, especially when they're the most vocal about going green. Two birds with one stone and all that.
I’m doing my fair share. I held my breath the whole time I was reading this article to keep my levels of CO2 down.
I just wish the room would stop spinning around now.
Not Over.
Do you know how many tons of plankton whales eat every year? The very plankton that turns the oceans into a carbon sink, helping offset man-made global warming! The whales are killing the planet! In order to save the planet, the whales must DIE!
I like to tell the eco-whacks that if they really wanted to cut down on carbon emissions that they should just stop breathing…. though I might tell them to catapult themselves into space that way they can't decompose on earth and continue to emit CO2……
yep, them CO2 emissions gonna kill us all.
'course London died in the 1800s du to CO2 from all the coal they burned to keep warm.
because to taxing CO2 emisions, I am starting a Yoga class to control my breathing. (we doo exhale that stuff youknow)
And I'll eat 4!
I've got some news for ya..The "ladies" already ARE wearing less clothing. Sometimes I wish they'd wear more cuz I don't like seeing their McDonalds hanging over the top of their pants. Blech!
Brewed Iced tea, pour a 2qt packet of crystal light lemonade into a gallon of it. Delish!
London is dead? Sheesh, where was I when that happened?
That's called a "FUPA", and I think that any person that wears clothes they have no business wearing should be fed to the polar bears….
Hope all ye meat eaters choke and die!
your momma….
Every time someone says something like this to me I make sure to eat an extra serving of meat.
The caption under the polar bear cub pic made me choke on my Coca-Cola beverage. I almost didn't do my part to offset my carbon emmissions due to my laughter.
New rule to help the environment: Don't be funny.
If ye gotta goeth, mightest as well goeth happy
Oh yea right! Like you vegetarians couldn't choke and die on a carrot?! Give me a break.
p.s. I don't eat beef.
You first!
Save me some lamb and veal. I like the cute ones.
That does it. You're not invited to my barbecue.
One of my favorite bumper stickers…"Save the wales, harpoon a fat chick"
Don't get Salmonella or E. Coli from your lettuce or tomatoes…
Hey everyone Owlgore just now on Drudge, equated the fight against global warming to our struggle against the Nazi’s – hmmmm… Owlgore he’s so smart, and don’t forget to purchase your carbon offsets.
Thank you for your kind, reasoned post. PETA will finally rise up and claim its rightful place in human history…long live People Eating Tasty Animals!
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT eat a troll. Burn their remains in acid or fire, or (if you have the Scandinavian variety) expose them to sunlight so that they turn to stone. Stomach acid is not strong enough to dissolve troll tissue before they begin to regenerate. Growing a troll inside your stomach is an unpleasant experience at best.
Please everyone already knows nothing can stop Global Warming now… Algore said we have reached the tipping point and he is a Nobel Prize winning Politician. Look at everything that Global Warming causes at http://www.globalwarmingcauseseverything.com and to dispute this makes you an unpatriotic earth hurter.
I suppose that is one way to kill them.
Hey, I like chicken or shrimp and even a good catfish every now and then, blackened.
Ugh..I can't stand that creep..He's the one who said people that deny global warming are Holocaust deniers also. Idiot Al BORE.
lol..You guys are funny.
Yeah, just love the "Save the Polar Bears" mantra, showing that poor bear having to swim. Did you know that Polar Bears can swim as far as 50 miles at a time? They love the water. And only three Polar Bear populations out of about eight being tracked are showing a decrease in numbers. And surprise! These three are the only Polar Bear groups that migrate back and forth between Greenland and Canada (Greenland is where it is legal to hunt Polar Bears). Hmmmm, might THAT be the cause for decreased PB's, and not Al Gore's "Make me Rich" global warming speeches?
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This whole climate 'crisis' is all your fault. If you'd just explained it to Big Foot Gore ten years ago we'd all be a lot better off today. Also, I'd bet that the entire world population of polar bears could survive for centuries on Big Foot's stored blubber.
I knew ManBearPig was a Nazi!
it should be illegal to be this funny. Y"all are just too much …Love yah all over the place. I feel the need for some carbonated soda… but not in front of the keyboard. LoL
PETA -> People Eating Tasty Animals
Never heard of "FUPA" before. I must be getting old. I always called it a muffin top.
Mucho funny.
Mmmm, meat. Now I'm hungry.
Right on! http://goldenstate2009.blogspot.com/
" I read an editorial that clearly stated people who worship at the church of obama emit less co2. "
that's cause instead of talking out of their mouths, they end up talking out of their other ends, thus emitting methane instead of CO2.
Cool! I always wanted to ride a Jet Ski to work. I live close enough to Lake Michigan for that to happen.
all men die, but when I go, I would have taken alot of CO2 emitting cattle with me! mwahahahahaha
plus, they give one the runs somethin awful!
At least it's more than a shorty-robe.
was he wearing his blue bankie cape when he said that?
It's BBQ TIME!
And just think of it! All the freezing homeless we could clothe and keep warm with all that polar bear fur!
don't tell a southern boy we got a barbeque going… for some of us, that's a 72 hour weekend
Screw it! I'm moving to Leigh Scott's world! And I'm gonna do it 'For The Children'! (and the polar bears, RIP)
Leigh Scott is doing the work that PJ O'Rourke and Christopher Buckley used to do before they got rich, sotted with Manhattan praise and sucked into that giant machine which is the publishing/media industry which got them drunk and convinced them to become hoidy toidy elitist turds.
Long Live Leigh Scott! And God Save the Polar Bears! (cuz I'm ain't doing it)
If it weren't MY television, I would have thrown a shoe throw it when I saw that gag-me-with-a-spoon commercial with that acting-free liberal douchebag. OMG, could he have been any LESS empathetic? He's a freaking actor, for chrissakes!
I did call the 800# though. They were less than thrilled to know that the polar bears were actually INCREASING and that I granted them permission to all go home since their job had already been done for them by the same global warming which they were supposedly fighting. To say that the people answering the phones were clueless bots would be an understatement…. but then, so it Noah Wylie. But Noah does read whatever script you put in front of him like a good actor should.
My usual restaurant order is: "I'd like your most expensive meat stuffed with your next most expensive meat"
Spoken like a true meatatarian…..
Ah yes, I order the same. A real steak sandwich: One filet mingon between two sirloins.
Al Gore is the architect of the the biggest global scam ever conceived. My only hope is that everyone realizes it before we're reduced to third-world status, and Al Gore is dragged from his mansion in chains.
Yeah! I am going to make some t-shirts with that saying on them. Might have blood thrown on me if PETA…..hey, where do they get that blood anyway?
indeed, though personally, I prefer to eat at the kill. A true meatasorous.
now that would be a glorious sight! give him the same punishment as Madoff.
Does that go for all meat eaters or just human meat eaters? Just thought you should know that while you are trying to save the fluffy widdle animals from all of us omnivores, the predatory animals are feasting on the prey animals–and all this going on in WILDLIFE PRESERVES!!!
Okay so I laughed, I cried, I thought it hysterical and quite touching at the same time. Just one problem (and maybe not everyone has this problem): my husband has this metabolism that if he takes in ANYTHING the least bit carbonated, he…well….um….Let's just say don't anyone light a match within close proximity of the man.
You can imagine what Chili and Beer night is like around here. Or maybe you shouldn't depending on your strength of stomach and whether or not you're currently eating. But then that might not be CO2 but methane which is ….psst…it's a greenhouse gas but don't tell anyone: they'll be back to trying to shut down cattle ranches and such. And why WHY do they never target zoos???? I mean, puhleeze…
BEER! Just drink it fast so the bubbles don't escape'
BEER! Just drink it fast so the bubbles don't escape.
Fat Upper Pelvic Area.
Muffin Top works just as well….
I showed up a little late to this party, but here's another one:
Massive deforestation of the northern tier.
Huge open fields of snow and ice reflect incoming solar radiation much more effectively than those pesky "trees", thereby naturally cooling the planet.
In fact, if we cut down enough trees we wouldn't have to worry about global warming at all.
Polar Bears and Global warming: has anyone ever been to a polar bear exhibit in sunny California? Sacramento, 113 degree heat. The bears are swimming happily then sunning themselves on the concrete grotto floor. Maybe they have airconditioners for the fuzzy wuzzies. This begs a question: in this era of controlling and taxing the ooompah out of everyone who uses electricity, what's going to happen to all of the fuzzy wuzzies in the zoos? Brown outs and black outs aren't going to be good for the critters. Any libs out there: got an answer for me? Are they going to suffer with the rest of us, have their "habitats" closed down because of cost, or are they going to get preferrential treatment because they're fuzzy wuzzies?… Oh my…I think I just answered my own question.
Actually, vegetarians are pretty tasty.
Get a lean one, though, with low body fat content.
Bicyclists are perfect, not to mention easy targets.
Wait just a minute here:
Trees and other green things soak up CO2; thus they are actually Hazardous Waste Repositories.
A forest is therefore a Hazardous Waste Dump.
So if a tree burns up (remember we cant put forest fires out if they occur "naturally") it then leaks the deadly hazardous waste called CO2 into the environment; even it it does the right thing and falls down of old age (remember – we have to let them rot on the ground) the rotting wood will likewise leak the hazardous waste called CO2 into the environment – we need to have a "solution" to the tree pollution problem.
I propose a National Hazardous Waste Storage Site for trees; we can use Yucca Mountain since the politicians have already paid billions of dollars of our cash on it and there it sits doing nothing. We simply cut down all our forests and stuff all the logs down in a deep shaft under Yucca Mountian where the deadly CO2 pollution contained in them will cause us no harm for at least a million years. Hopefully the scourge called life will end one day. Life is polluting far too many of our threatened deserts and wastlelands.
Yum! Cajun Catfish and Crawdad's.
And Beer! Lots and lots of beer…………………………………
Did someone mention birds? Make mine two tasty Cornish Game hens. They probably don't fart as much as cows, though.
I'm with the author. Sounds like a more fun place. A few other things, I have noticed that I do burp more with Coke than Pepsi. Also, gave up on Pepsi now that they use their profits to support the oxymoron of homosexual marriage. And finally, I would love to beat Noah Wylie with a dead seal! I hate that commercial!
Aw! There not too bad if you marinate them right! And you only get the runs if you eat the really old ones.
Besides it beats the hell out of Tofu………………….
Bring the cow to the table, cut off what you wanna eat, and ride the rest home aye?
hmmm troll and dumplings soup… wrap it up in a wonton and we're good to go.
Thats friggin' funny………..Easy picken's with the proper car door……………..
Indeed… Knock the horns off, wipe it's a#$ and drag it through the kitchen.
ah yes, elitist turds, continually operating under the delusioun that they dont stink.
ah yes, elitist turds, continually operating under the delusion that they dont stink.
wait! are they proposing to tax Oompah Loompahs too? Great Shades of Wonka! I better stop claiming the ones I have as dependants on my taxes.
I'd much rather see him launched into a windmill farm during a hurricane! It'd look like someone blew up a flock of Water Buffalo………
You have ooompah just freely lying around the house??? EEYYEEW! and you 've been claiming it on income tax….well, considering who's in charge of the IRS, I can see that.
mmmmmmm…….buffalo………
Or just the right stick or metal rod…
I thought noah Wylie WAS a dead seal??
they make wonderful gardeners. My green grass and trees are sweet and edible and we have a chocolate fountain centered in it all (dont have enough property for a full on chocolate river).
Whut we haave heyuh is a failuh to commoonicate! There was a company in Sacramento that pumped septic tanks of it's contents. On the back was written a sign cautioning everyone about the "oompah" inside. STill wanna claim it on income tax??/ I can see the lawn and flowers benefitting from it though!
and such is the content (or result) of alot of legislation of late.
"New rule to help the environment: Don't be funny"
Well, Bill Maher and David Letterman have got that one covered……….I think we'll just leave it to them, since they seem to be pretty good at it.
Exactly!! If it keeps up we'll have to change our name to the United States of Ooompah. The ooompah-ish government is already in place. I think we need a big FLUSH!
I can agree to that…. :/ That would severely diminish the mobile home dwellers tornadoes don't/can't take out….
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indeed, and that's what will be heard come Nov 2010
naw. Wylie's more a drowned weasel than a seal.
Yessiree! Got the plunger ready, just in case the drain plugs or slows. Repeat after me "Whooosh!"
He looks more like a ferret to me or are they in the same family?
ahh.. getting flashbacks to "Married with Children"
Is anyone else out there tired of "being green?' Because of my faith I feel a feduciary responsibility to care for the earth, but this manic religion the libs have made out of the earth is becoming….irritating. It's almost as if I want to chew lots of gum then toss the wrappers out the window as I drive down I-5. I bought the cloth shopping bags but now I want to say "I'll take plastic. If you don't have it, I'll wait till you get it!" I wonder: is Polar Bear meat good eating? Does it taste like pork? Would it make good sausage? Any indigenous people out there that have first hand experience with this?
So we can call you Al?
I'm not a zoologist, but I would think so. Will have to look it up. I'm sure it's easily found.
Polar Bear meet has a fishy aftertaste to it. And don't eat the liver, it's toxic to humans.
Good to know. I think smoking the meat with alderwood like salmon is smoked ought to complement the flavor. Now I have to get a gun powerful enough to kill one. 9mm won't cut it.
Read your blog, brother. Right on!
my real middle name is Alan so it would work. Guess I better get out there and start up the West Michigan chapter of No MAMM.
Al Gore is an idiot.
Way to go man, now you're "thinking green."
Come on, it would make far more sense to kill old people and welfare recipients. You can't squeeze them for much tax money, and each body contains lots of carbon, and maybe they make good fertilizer, although what comes out of the mouths of most politicians is you know what, and that's pretty good fertilizer. Maybe we should kill politicians, too?
Second that, great blog!
I'm positive that Dr. Pepper has a lot of CO2 in it, so I will be focusing on their product over Coke.
As for whacking poor Knut and his brethren, I couldn't stop laughing since he lost his cuteness. At least we now know why the ice caps were melting – stupid polar bears and all their CO2 emissions. I say we let them drown! Serves them right.
Thanks for making my morning with this piece.
Hey! I would look great with a little of that trim on my long white coat!
Here's another fine example of a well reasoned argument – glad you came. Can trolls be eaten?
Careful…ad hominem statements like yours tend to illuminate a certain crass stupidity and vapidness. If you want to convince people who aren't puppets to the One, better bring some brains to the game. Now *that* would be a bold, innovative proposal.
Note: I couldn't tell if you are being deservedly sarcastic of Obama's attempts to destroy the American middle class, or if you're an Obama kool-aid mixologist. I assumed the latter.
Me to brother!
how true wolf, how true!
He is such an IPPC W……. (<~ I think you can figure out the last word that the monitors don't want me to use that rymes with bore… :/)
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Absolutely Fabulous!
and this accounts for all the Smug pollution.
Don't worry. If Obama gets his rationed health care bill through, those old people will be deemed not worthy of saving. Problem solved.
Polar bears hunt seals from the land/ice, either where they are sunbathing or when they pop their head through the ice to get air. They also eat the prey on land. Just because they can swim, or how you put it, "like" swimming, doesn't mean they can survive that way. Polar bears use the ice to follow the seal's migration and to have a reliable source of food.
If there was no ice, I don't know if they would die of starvation from waiting for opportunites or not. I don't really care- it's just a symbol, like the spotted owl was for saving the redwood forest. I'm all for the article and what it stands for, but do your research (like I believe you say) before going on a public tirade… it makes the rest of us look stupid…
Yeah, and anyone associated with any group considered unfriendly to the Obama administration.
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Hey, I did my part. I think I died about half way through. Oh, I'm sorry, it was my dog that died. He breathed too much anyway.
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I read it as sarcasm. Backing the ideas from the article with the usual ret"O"ric.
Way ahead of you, buddy. I drink (Seagrams) gin and tonic before work. The minoxocarbons in the gin allow my body to sequester 77.3% more of the CO2 from the tonic. My former wife was a vegitarian and wouldn't wear anything revealing. She was helping me save the planet with several gin and tonics one night, though, and we went swimming in the polar bear pool at the zoo. She went extinct when the polar bear found us and the polar bear was put down. Knowing I was helping save the planet helps me through my loss…
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I say eat more Soylent Green and really clean up the Earth! Don't kill the polar bears, kill your humon neighbors!
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