Jack Bauer Does Not Go Around Apologizing for America
by JudeOr bowing to Saudi Kings, or acting all Euro-smart while referring to the “Austrian language.” But here we are, spending a quiet hour where the Mrs. Madame President and her horrible daughter characters make us more comfortable than the actual world, with it’s despots and missiles and U.N. B.S.
Dammit. Dammit there isn’t time!
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good evening…
Crisis time – give me President Taylor. At least she acts like a president.
Good evenin'. Time to save the world!
Larry has stepped his game all the way up to the "Dammit" level. This episode promises to be great.
Where are the WMD's? Blood for oil!
Jonas: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
is he hodges or saddam hussein? "what? what weapons of mass destruction?"
"Things are very out of control." As opposed to just out of control. That's purty bad.
Nice play, Larry!
Uh oh. Jack ain't doin' so good. Bio weapons have annoying side effects.
hi trish!
Hi Trish, good to see you again!
hi dcalleykat!
Hi Trish!
uh oh, keifer's got the dt's…
hi red…
Or just drop, by the looks of it. But that won't stop Jack!
Hi dcalleykat, good to see you tonight!
Jack Bauer air-drop in 2, 1…
Does Olivia ever tell the truth?
Hi Ben, nice to see you too!
You can't trust reporters, Olivia. You should know that.
Back out shield!
Has no one yet commented on the fact that Jack's pubes are blurred in the video Jude' posted? Or what about the gratuitous smoking?
I missed that, I was kind of hyped waiting for the bows to begin.
Doug can BS with the best of them…
Stay away from the brown acid….
You're very popular. Like Chloe. Hey, where is Chloe?
thank you! i had to miss monday nights for a couple of weeks; it's good to be back!
it definitely is good for you to be back!
One wonders if the President still wants Jack's new set of bug eyes on the WMD for confirmation…
Walking sounds like a good excuse.
Man I love that video. Way better than the actual show. Or the actual Obama administration.
Secret Service Agents don't fold that easily. Especially Aaron.
Aaron knows what's up. He won't be fooled.
Drink!
Aaron knows what's up. He won't be fooled by such a simple ruse.
Aaron is better than this.
I wonder if fictional Aaron of the Secret Service as the same thoughts as real agents – I have to guard this idiot who doesn't want to be guarded?
Reporters can overide national security.
She is the WORST!
The country is in the very best of hands.
Olivia folds under tough questioning. Or not so tough.
Ken is a slimeball.
Wonder if this "journalist" has the typical ethics of the average NYT "Journalist"…
She couldn't help herself. Girls just want to have fun!
More virlant then we thought. That's comforting. This is the CDC we all know!
Can't leave "stem cells" out even here….NOOOOOOOOO….
stem cells…here we come to save the Jack…
Stem cells! Hot daughter who hasn't had much work lately!
KIM IS COMING BACK!! This show is hot, but it's about to get HOTTER!!!!
KIM IS COMING BACK!! This show is hot, but it's about to get HOTTER!!!!
JACK: "I have a daughter, and she is ridiculously good looking, so I don't talk to her, but I know the screenwriters want to bring her back. Who's idea was it to kick her off the show in the first place?"
Jack said no Kim, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease no Kim…LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess you can…LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Epoxy hardened walls!
Jack wouldn't be holding hands with Saudi kings, either. Unlike our last president!
not too much at all. but watch him get a commutation.
You shouldn't have said bio weapons, Doug.
Prettier than Janine Garafolo?
Soda water works well on blood stains. Just sayin'.
I'm glad you used the word 'had' rather than 'have'.
speaking seriously, Voight lifts this season up.
Yep he has the same ethics as a NYT reporter
Aaron has to regulate, right now, one arm or not.
WTG Olivia! Not the way I would do it, but still…
If humping for your country doesn't work try blackmail
Minimal. That's a CYA word.
Pretty hard to sneak up on phased array RADARs.
i agree with trish. yikes!
Jonas vs Madame Prez!
Jonas made an offer Madame Prez can't refuse!
I mean is, not id.
He was an SOB – first week you are there you are wondering "what am I doing here? But I had the last laugh. Got fired, took severance pay and went to Tahiti, New Zealand, Australia, Fiji, Hawaii for 3 months – sending him post cards at every stop
That was some explanation. Almost as good as Obama would have done.
that's awesome! the vacation of a lifetime.
Wow, talk about a woman's prerogative!
too late?!
good night, everyone! thanks for some awesome commenting!
And if it were Obama, he would traipse to (insert rogue nation of your choice here).
Obama breaks yet another campaign promise, this time to Armenian Americans in regard to WWI era Turkey. Atta' boy…
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Who the hell is Jude? He can't spell. He doesn't know proper grammar. His point is vague and he comes off sounding like a hysteric.
Underneath Jack Bauer is a puny, shriveled and paranoid Dick Cheney.
i haven't laughed like that since keifer drunk tackled that christmas tree. oh man, funny stuff…
Bill is dead. Garofalo is still there. Chloe is MIA and now they are threatening to bring back Kim. What is going on with this show? I'm starting to like Jonas more and more.
Yes! Let's hand real-world problems to fictional TV characters!
We did that once–it was called the Reagan Era.
Jude, that's hilarious. Keep them coming.
You want a president who thinks he's an action hero? You had one.
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