Jack Bauer Does Not Go Around Apologizing for America
by JudeOr bowing to Saudi Kings, or acting all Euro-smart while referring to the “Austrian language.” But here we are, spending a quiet hour where the Mrs. Madame President and her horrible daughter characters make us more comfortable than the actual world, with it’s despots and missiles and U.N. B.S.
Dammit. Dammit there isn’t time!
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good evening…
Crisis time – give me President Taylor. At least she acts like a president.
Good evenin'. Time to save the world!
Larry has stepped his game all the way up to the "Dammit" level. This episode promises to be great.
Where are the WMD's? Blood for oil!
Jonas: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
is he hodges or saddam hussein? "what? what weapons of mass destruction?"
Damn politicians! Jonas has a point there.
Good Evening everyone!
Only JacK can find a new lead!
"Things are very out of control." As opposed to just out of control. That's purty bad.
"We're going to have to move fast!" Jack is so wise.
Jack Bauer air-drop in 5, 4, 3…
ahh, Jack running the op over Larry- and in front of Renee!
Larry is finally cooperating with Jack? Will wonders never cease?
Nice play, Larry!
Uh oh. Jack ain't doin' so good. Bio weapons have annoying side effects.
hi trish!
Hi Trish, good to see you again!
hi dcalleykat!
Hi Trish!
uh oh, keifer's got the dt's…
hi red…
Or just drop, by the looks of it. But that won't stop Jack!
Larry has a jaw made of steel.
Tony has powers of telekenisis, or whatever we now call his power to unfasten a Freedom Satchel with his mind.
Is anyone finding the power within themselves to be worried about Jack?
Madame President said God! OMG!
hey, all
Hi Red, good to see you online!
Jack isn't going to let a little neurotoxin slow him down!
Jack Bauer air-drop in 2, 1…
Hi dcalleykat, good to see you tonight!
Does Olivia ever tell the truth?
Hi Ben, nice to see you too!
You can't trust reporters, Olivia. You should know that.
Back out shield!
Has no one yet commented on the fact that Jack's pubes are blurred in the video Jude' posted? Or what about the gratuitous smoking?
That sounds racist. Shouldn't it be a shield of color? Or AfricanAmerican shield?
Of course I mispelled black. Very embarassing.
I missed that, I was kind of hyped waiting for the bows to begin.
Doug can BS with the best of them…
Copy that. Drink!
Damn! Jack dropped!
Oh no, poor Jack
Stay away from the brown acid….
Tony has one of the great hairlines on TV.
jack can't die! we have 6 or 7 eps to go!!
You're very popular. Like Chloe. Hey, where is Chloe?
thank you! i had to miss monday nights for a couple of weeks; it's good to be back!
Nice to be popular especially seeing that there is no computer, fax or photocopier to fix…LOL!
Ok, that was HOWLINGLY funny!!!!
it definitely is good for you to be back!
One wonders if the President still wants Jack's new set of bug eyes on the WMD for confirmation…
Walking sounds like a good excuse.
Man I love that video. Way better than the actual show. Or the actual Obama administration.
Secret Service Agents don't fold that easily. Especially Aaron.
Aaron knows what's up. He won't be fooled.
Drink!
Aaron knows what's up. He won't be fooled by such a simple ruse.
Aaron is better than this.
I wonder if fictional Aaron of the Secret Service as the same thoughts as real agents – I have to guard this idiot who doesn't want to be guarded?
Reporters can overide national security.
She is an absolute idiot!!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
She is the WORST!
The country is in the very best of hands.
Olivia folds under tough questioning. Or not so tough.
Ken is a slimeball.
Wonder if this "journalist" has the typical ethics of the average NYT "Journalist"…
She couldn't help herself. Girls just want to have fun!
More virlant then we thought. That's comforting. This is the CDC we all know!
Can't leave "stem cells" out even here….NOOOOOOOOO….
stem cells…here we come to save the Jack…
Stem cells! Hot daughter who hasn't had much work lately!
KIM IS COMING BACK!! This show is hot, but it's about to get HOTTER!!!!
KIM IS COMING BACK!! This show is hot, but it's about to get HOTTER!!!!
Go Tony!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa! Tony is kickin' ass! Can I say ass?
JACK: "I have a daughter, and she is ridiculously good looking, so I don't talk to her, but I know the screenwriters want to bring her back. Who's idea was it to kick her off the show in the first place?"
Jack said no Kim, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease no Kim…LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i really want tony and jack to both come out of this with full pardons. is that too much to ask?
I guess you can…LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I'm with you. You should start a petition.
Paranoia big destroyah!
Epoxy hardened walls!
Jack wouldn't be holding hands with Saudi kings, either. Unlike our last president!
not too much at all. but watch him get a commutation.
You shouldn't have said bio weapons, Doug.
If you can't say ass on a 24 thread where can you say it? Besides, it's in the Bible.
Wow! You don't mess with Jonas "Jon Voight!"
Oh man, that sucks
Stupid blood stains!
Prettier than Janine Garafolo?
I had a boss like Jonas once.
Soda water works well on blood stains. Just sayin'.
lol! i think that's an affirmative.
I'm glad you used the word 'had' rather than 'have'.
speaking seriously, Voight lifts this season up.
Yep he has the same ethics as a NYT reporter
Aaron has to regulate, right now, one arm or not.
Oh she's good
WTG Olivia! Not the way I would do it, but still…
If humping for your country doesn't work try blackmail
Minimal. That's a CYA word.
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