‘24′ Live Blog for West Coast and Lazy People
by JudeOf course we’re only churning around in the Gulf Stream wake of Dave Barry’s “24″ blog here, but those people are so…I don’t know…so Dave Barry. They have all the Dave Barry books, and know all the inside Dave Barry “24″ jokes. Plus, they get the benefit of an actual, professional humorist updating the live blog, and some genius guy who updates them inside the comments. Basically, they’re spoiled, and we’re just not going to hang around a bunch of spoiled, self-satisfied people on the East Coast gathered around the hems of Dave Barry’s tropical shirts. That makes no sense. Hmm, what is there to not like about Dave Barry. Oh, he has one of those never aging Ken-Burns-type boyish faces that people out here pay a lot of money for, and that’s just not fair.
****SPOILER*** When last we left the cast of comedians known as The Former CTU Players, they were acting as though life in America could actually go on after the President had been b****-slapped in the White House and then essentially surrendered on live TV. Old Man Buchanan, who spent this season with a semi-fashionable mullet grown out after he lost his wife to hiatus, threw himself after the kind of medal you get when you jump on a grenade, and Jack still seems angry about that, because it was his jump to make, dammit. Everybody’s dying, it sucks. Bill, First Son, Crazy Hot First Fiancee’, Little Tom Cruise, Psycho African Terrorists and the Women Who Love Them, Senator Head and so. many. more. All we have left is Aaron and Tony to come back and kick some ass. Oh and now the Chloe Family is on a mission to help Jack more than ever. The FBI/Jack love triangle has grown dull. Thankfully, Michelle has appeared on LOST this season to drive other people crazy with her acting, so there’s no way she can be written back in to save Tony’s soul or something before the end.
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Jude, I'm not watching the show, but I saw your header and had to drop in… careful with that East Coast/West Coast "24" stuff man, you saw what it did to rap music! You don't want some East Coast 24'r bustin' a recap in your a… someday do ya Notorious J.U.D.E.?
Funny you should bring that up, Jude and I were just assembling a "kill list." It's short but very satisfying.
Quality is always better than quantity.
So, I probably shouldn't spoil it for any of you. Seeing as I'm one of those east/midwestern types. I dare not speak for the safety of the children and to stop east/west gang warfare.
I'm warning you. You better not diss my man Dave Barry and us East Coast "24" bloggers or I swear, I will recap right here!!
Careful people, she's got a recap and she knows how to use it!
Careful people, she's got a recap and she knows how to use it! LOL!
Okay, I'm puttin' my recap away, for now. Y'all have fun! And just in case you are wondering – Edgar is still dead….;-p
Hello Everyone!
Jack got blamed for something he didn't do – a first?
Bev I promise to behave…LOL
Tony's skin care has really taken a turn for the worse since he went rogue.
The A-team against overtime Carl the Security Officer…
Star Trek Enterprise time…LOL
Trish is Bev hang over us silently ready to whack us (cap?) if we make a small mistake?
Hi Bill, Bev's a great lady but she can be deadly with the recaps…LOL!
Jon Voight's company = Blackwater on steriods
boy is he cool as a cucumber
Jack doesn't have that nerdy guy from Verizon following him
If Jack has your back no hay problema
What about just not opening the gate….
When the supervisor sez "It isn't about the money"…it's about the money
I can see this now guys – Jack has called the FBI – Moss gets there – and arrests Jack & forgets the terrorists
What is worth less than Jack's promise that you'll be ok?
I'm thinking Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
Jude, they would have come prepared for that. Remember, the terrorists are far more organized than the FBI. If not for Jack, they would have been hooped long time ago…LOL
No, he has the energizer bunny!!!
Thank you Chevy Chase. Is Generalissimo Franco still in the same condition? Oops, the show just came back on.
Carl's in deep yoghurt
Olivia, drop dead.
Carl really looks like Trip from Enterprise.
"Running a country is not like running a campaign" – fiction follows reality
Oh, bad first daughter
that is him
I thought Carl the security guard was D.O.A. too (esp. with the whole preggers-wife-with-twins backstory thrown in), but they surprised me. It was a pretty good episode tonight with very few interruptions by Janeane Gawdawful. I wonder where they're going with the whole Jack/Agent Freckles angle?
Here's where it seems like we are: Chloe is going to have to help Jack save America from Olivia without Janice getting in her way.
She has to get in the way, how else are we going to see Chloe kiss some as*…LOL
How'd Moss know the Senator was killed by a "UMP 40 Submachine gun?
Is Larry coming around?
The holding room looks an awwwwwwful lot like the old one in CTU L.A.
good catch
Save the Enterprise guy!
Jack needs to "man up" and stop with the sympathy clap trap that he's been handing out lately. We don't need a "sensative" Jack Bauer, tough is where it's at.
All right Jack!
Jack needs to "man up" and stop with the sensativity clap trap that he's been handing out lately. We don't need a "sensative" Jack Bauer, tough is where it's at.
right on!
That truck better have full auto-locking mechanisms, or on the first sharp turn . . . .
Here I AM!!
1. Jack breaks own rule
2. Jack lives, others die
Rebellion, the Americdan way!
If Jack delivers the WMD to Moss all will be forgiven
That is if he gets it to Moss, way too many hours to go…LOL
Oh, great. A timer!
Would the ammunition be specific to that weapon?
Uh oh. A leak. Is it the bioagent or the coolant?
Now that is pressure!
let's hope it's the coolant
Black helicopters! Yay!
Sheesh I'm surprised Starkwood doesn't have an A10 or F15
If he shoots for the rope and hits it….
If Jon really wants to get nasty he'll release Angelina
What a gas?!
Now would that be the Laura Croft version…LOL
This doesn't look good for Jack. He's coughing like a smoker.
Croft v Bauer…sounds interesting!
Starkwood vs. the U S. It's a tossup.
Gee Bill, that really was a great catch. I know nothing about weapons but googled UMP 40 and the Glock 22 and 23 both use the same ammunition.
that would definitely be something to see
I'd go with Starkwood over Obama's America.
What gives with the bad guy's who can't hit squat??? Jack was out in the open at the end and they missed him from a HELICOPTER?!? Did they take sharpshooting tips from the Star Wars stormtroopers, fer cryin' out loud?
No Indy, Jack wasn't hit because of the force field that Tripp put around him…LOL!
That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
I am ready for season 8.
Yes AP, but don't forget Lenin's asserion that quantity has a quality all it's own!
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No red shirt on the security guard, does that mean he makes it through the whole episode?
Hold it, AndrewPrice is AP? He's really a liberal but pretends otherwise? Is this really News?
Hold it, there's an East Coast 24 blog, therefore there must be a West Coast one?
We have been getting warnings about a "backdoor" Fairness Doctrine…
This week Chloe did the Global Warming PSA crap half way through House. Getting tired of that stuff. I know their Hollywood but do they have to ruin all the shows?
AP=a master of covert infiltration
My thoughts exactly, I was hoping someone, anyone would get a little dig in on Comrade O. I'm glad this show is on monday and not wed , I have an invite to the wed night cocktail party at the WH. You folks can "eat cake".
I wish you hadn't put that together. I was really getting to like you Dom…. What was your address again?
My friend, if I was a liberal, that would be news of EPIC proportions — especially to me!
Well liberals are masters of self-deception, AlGore is an environmentalist etc. Obama and friends are shocked by what's found in their own handwritten bills. Have you been reading your own posts much? BTW, do you write your own press releases and believe every word?
I knew as soon as Jack went against his usual rules and decided to go save the idiot port authority cop that Tony was in trouble. It's always the guy who says you are making a mistake who ends up suffering the consequences. Dramatic irony. And did anyone see that port authority guy on Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles? He really was stretching his acting chops and took on the part of a town sherriff. Didn't survive that show like he did 24. And haven't I seen him doing George W. Bush imitations?
"Senator 70s Show" turned up on MEDIUM on NBC as soon as "24" was over last night.
Amazing recovery, though I think he was a ghost.
Now that agent Renee has got a new position filling out her v-neck sweater, we barely see her. When she was fully, dowdily clothed, she was everywhere.
Oh, well – I'll check out Michelle Dessler on LOST later this week.
Jon Voight is the kind of evil puppet-master I can support.
So Jack should have shot Trip?
No, he was on Enterprise. The only GW imitations I have seen are Tim Bottoms and a**hole Will Ferrell
I think she was pregnant with Tony's baby on LOST
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