On Teabagging and Other Oral Servitudes
by John T. SimpsonThis past April 15, as a half-million Tea Partiers hit the streets of America to protest the insane tax-and-spend policies of the Obama administration, a new epithet entered the American lexicon, and it was a beauty: “teabagger.” It was both an epithet and a double entendre you just couldn’t top, given the tea bag’s symbolism of the old Boston Tea Party and the anti-tax movement of today. In one fell swoop, a passionate movement was reduced to a perversion of passion: the dunking of one person’s scrotum into another person’s mouth. They got us. Big Time. And it’s everywhere now. Can’t get away from it. Even ABC’s George Stephanopoulos is using it now.
Credit where credit is due, and let’s face it. We Americans, right, left or center, take a churlish pride in a good slam dunk epithet. Not the hardcore racial third rail stuff, mind you. Just the playful sort. You know. Moonbat. Libtard. Tinfoil hat. In fact, tinfoil hat kind of backfired on Righties. Originally used to denigrate Lefties who adhered to psychotic conspiracy theories like 9/11 Truth, the term was embraced in full by the far Left as demonstrated by Markos Moulitsas’ Tinfoil Hat KOS conventions, smashing successes which attracted major left-leaning LibDem politicians over the past few years.
So Lefties revel in their psychoses. What else is new? Yet I seriously doubt teabagger is an epithet conservative Republicans will embrace. Who would? But then it occurred to me. Who’s doing the real oral servicing here? We Tea Partiers, who object tooth and nail to every major scam and power grab liberal Democrats and the President are trying to shove down our throats? Or liberal left-wing mouthpieces who can’t open wide and fast enough for Obama’s Chocolate Munchkin Donut Drop?
Let’s face it. When the White House emails you on the air to correct you, there’s some serious dunking going on there. Funny. Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann, who foisted that term in full measure on the public consciousness in mid-April, spent two and a half hours in secret with the President and some other major Obama microphones a few days ago. From what little we hear, the President spent some time railing against FOX News and Glenn Beck, but lips have been sealed very tight around the rest of what went on there. Could it be it was “time to take the dough nuts”?
Personally, I wouldn’t want that getting out either. But I think there was some hardcore slam-dunking going on there, and I’m not talking LeBron James. Whatever is was, I’m sure it would all give Chris Matthews a tickle up his nose. Ironic how the President injected himself orally into this debate, given the circumstances:
“You Democrats, y’all be dunkin’ for yourselves. Those Republicans, they just dunk what they’re told!” Oh really? Like Republicans are just opening wide for Dede Scozzafava? Arlen Specter? Lindsey Graham? John McCain? LOL! Ya, as if. Last I checked, there was a full-fledged rebellion going on in the GOP regarding who dunks who. Conversely, the new mouthpieces over at the NEA can’t seem to service the President fast enough:
“We have received a call from a house that is vanilla to dunk some donuts that are chocolate. Let’s get those lips and brushes moving, people!”
Speaking of servicing, from EIF we have a list of “organically” inspired shows. Need more be said? So the next time some lefty libtard moonbat tinfoil hat Obama mouthpiece like Janeane Garofalo, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, Anderson Cooper or even George Stephanopoulos talks about teabaggers, just keep in mind whose lips are sealed and whose are always wide open, very receptive and ready to form an airtight seal.
When they do, please remind them not to talk with their mouths full. It’s very rude.
Speaking of sealed lips (not to mention wallets), I myself re-registered this week as an Independent after 29 years as a Republican. Never voted Democrat in my life. But I did not leave the Republican Party. The Republican Party left me. I will not lean across the aisle in order to teabag Obama and the Left on the massive frauds of amnesty, climate change, the government takeover of health care, and all the other budget-busting and power-grabbing LibDem Lefty scams that will have us all teabagging the government in abject serfdom for the next thousand years.
I am a free man. I will not be a teabagging mouthpiece for anyone. Unlike some people
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That's some nice imagery you planted in my head at 7am. I suppose you'll want to pee in my Wheaties now.
Funny stuff though.
Onward Tea Parties. Ignore the libtards, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
The war has just begun, and I predict before it's all done a lot of those snide adolescents on Pravda will be out selling pencils on the street corner.
Well said. I also admit that I have though of re-registering as an Independent myself. If the Republican Party does not get its' collective act together they will self destruct anyway. I am tired of having the same old crowd running things into the ground. It is time for new blood in Washington, they couldn't do any worse.
Chocolate Munchkins……HA! I love it!I'm using that one.
When faced with the epithet teabagger, I politely tell them that the tea-baggers are protesting the don't ask don't tell policy. The Tea Party is protesting big government.
It sure was interesting how the left knew so much about teabagging that they were able to start throwing that term around so quickly last Spring. The left treated it like such an inside joke so quickly that all the normal people had to conclude that teabagging must be some kind of common pastime among leftists.
one supposes a good laugh was had by all…
Except the targets of the aforementioned epithet. Oddly enough, the nature of the insult- and those who made it- is the ultimate inside joke. Being that those who indulge in this dubious practice are 97.3% liberal democrats-
It just didn't have much traction amongst those accused. So, all the chortling would indicate familiarity.
Get that, Anderson Cooper?
That is what I have been saying all along. Those people referencing protesters as tea baggers are only insulting those against tea partiers. The teabagger is the one on top and in charge.
Dumbasses
I dated a biologist when I was younger. She related to me the story of how she had to neuter a bull during her studies at an agricultural college. Seems they take a tool with these jaws and clamp down. Later, in our relationship she decided to give me what I'm sure she felt was an intimate treat. Unfortunately, give her previous description, I was decidedly unable to relax.
It is this story that comes to mind whenever I hear this foolishness about teabaggers. Either you are someone putting great trust in another or you're the one who with only the slightest pressure can alter the future prospects of the other.
Great read John, and very true! The only bunch that comes close to a teabagging are indeed liberal democrats. They love their masters in Washington, …and I mean love! The “Tea Partiers” represent Washington’s worst nightmare, a wide awake electorate. These are not rent-a-mob, but the people that pay the freight in this country. If you’re in the political “business” don’t make long term plans, 2010’s going to be ugly for Washington.
As an aside, I didn’t know what teabagging was until our crude instruction from the left, thanks again for filling the public vernacular with liberal filth.
If calling us "tea baggers" is the best they've got, then not only are they witless and spiteful, they're not very bright…
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You beat me to this point.
I read that the whole meeting was really innocuous. Keith shared recipe tips learned, while a summa cum loud grad of the Cornell school of vegatables. Racheal brought the smores and they toasted with milk and smores to Beck's good fortune. He elevated olby to czar of the dramatic pause, and to replace the late Alistaire Cooke on PBS's Masterpiece Theatre. Ham rises to its own level.
I never really gave two shits what anyone thought of me, particularly the mouthpieces of the progressive clique. Ultimately, I'll be able to live with myself because I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I wasn't anyone's lackey. It'll suck to be them, that is when and if they're able to pull their heads out of each others asses.
cooper really is a teabagger, talking about transference!
doubt that maddow would know much about this . one little time …. and you will be known forever as a teabagger
I have been to a couple events, lacking the original casks alot of people arrived festooned with tea bags, they are all solid citizens and unaware of the strange customs of gay sex, so I would proclaim : innocent.
that they don't know what it is is a great thing.
Well what do you expect for a woman that looks like man and men that act like women…. Of course they are going to think of "teabagging"… because they are the ones recieving it and they don't want others to know…
Haven't you heard? Pencils contribute to global warming.
They'll be selling $5 used cell phone that the government purchased at a final cost of $24,000 each, and then hired 14 regulators to handle the paper work in order to get them into the hands of street corner vendors.
The entire tea bag thingy the left laughed so hard over the pee'd themselves a little.
Brought back memories. Of the play ground in fifth grade where "so's your momma" was herald as wit and sarcasm on par with Mark Twain and Will Rogers.
Arrested development. These people are still fighting like they/re on the elementary school play ground.
Never voted Democrat in my life. But I did not leave the Republican Party. The Republican Party left me.
Moving from an epic screw-up party to batsh*t crazy. Total win for you.
I think the tea party movement should EMBRACE the teabagger terminology — like the Colonists' embraced the derogatory names of the British. The Colonists sang the the Yankee Doodle Song to mock the British. The left's name calling just shows us that they are terrorified!
In their Post Modern cultural fog of diversity, tolerance and acceptance for all things not conservative, perhaps Keith, Rachael, Georgie Boy, and the rest of the liberales (sic) can ONLY relate the word tea to "bagging". Maybe they don't understand there was a Boston Tea Party and since it was a protest against taxes, probably would have been on the side of the British if they knew.
Coarseness, in defense of liberty, no is nice. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Spoken like a true gag n swallower…..
Olbermann is, in fact, a bagger. Cooper is an Olympic-class bagger. Ed Schultz had his bags grafted onto his face. Maddow had his removed four years ago whilst on "vacation" in Bangkok. Matthews', alas, have yet to drop.
Yep, I remember having to look the term up & thinking that it was telling that all of the liberal folks on my Facebook page already knew what it meant. Must have been firsthand knowledge. LOL!
Dumb and smug are a bad mix. Quit proving it.
You should know all about that…
Janine Garofalo – a pioneer of the "tea-bagging" shtick – should avoid topics about which she knows nothing, including politics, economics, and the close proximity of male genitalia to one's face. Anderson Cooper is another story. You know how Eskimos have 300 words to describe snow?
Not so sure about that. My (gutter prone) mind is already reeling with off-color permutations of yankee doodle.
I kind of like the tea-bagging epithet in that I am the one doing the bagging. That is, in the proverbial mouth of the socialists. Yeah, it's quite allright.
John you are a naughty, naughty boy!
Did anybody hear Glenn Beck read that story about his PR guys interview..Seems they're trying to allude that Glenn is gay and that he and his PR guy are dating..I know the reason for why they're saying things like that and that is to tear down Glenn and anyone who does business with him. BUT if the left is so tolerant then WHY do they act like being gay is a BAD thing. If I were Glenn I'd run with it and act all gay because then they could never touch him ever again. Reason being he could then claim discrimination against him because he's gay whenever they try to bash him.
Too right! I did not know what the term meant either, and I really had to quietly ask around. Didn't want to google it, because I was afraid of the websites that might come up – and be lodged in my computer memory forever. But I agree that the majority of the people who are being called this have no idea what the libs are talking about. What I find rather appalling and offensive is that this term is being used widely on "news" shows – because, after all, we all know that only Fox News has "opinion" shows masquerading as news… Where is the FCC on this one?
I could never, ever trust anyone enough for "teabagging."
As I am decidedly far from having the "metrosexual look," there is too great a possibility of the other being tickled into a sudden sneeze. "Ah-chomp!"
The word 'liberal' has become an epithet; so much so, that they now cling to 'progressive'. The term conservative is never shunned by conservatives. It is embraced. So it's no surprise that liberals would pick a term they are so intimately familiar with themselves, to denigrate others.
*pretending to be a libtard*
um, er, I know you are but what am I!
I would add personal hygene to Garofolo's list of topics she knows nothing about….
Ah…….please no more…HAHAHAHAHAHA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ3XQGQInbM
Not Over.
That cartoon image in your avatar was created from a guy who called Bush "a criminal idiot". Have some more rope, son.
Look at that picture. Interesting why there are two tea bags, (I don't drink tea, but I believe one bag is for one cup?) and the left one is a bit lower. I am sure that is just coincidental though.
As we are "conservatives," perhaps we can start calling them "squanderatives."
That should lead to quite a bit of confusion until they figure the term out, and more than one charge of using a racist slur against Native Americans.
The meeting at the White House was more like an Intervention and according to my sources, a Doctor was also included. Hussein really needs his slobbering blow hards thinking straight and more often than not, Olby and his neice Maddcow, have slipped off their meds and really shown the effects of longterm use of Kool Aid. ( i.e. like when Barfalo slipped off her meds on weekend and went off on Tea Party goers accusing them to be Racist.)
You seriously think that's some sort of gotcha?? Talk about weak….
I take back what I said about you, calling you dumb is an insult to dumb people…….son…….
Shades of Yankee Doodle, Batman!
Let's give credit where it's due. The Repubs let this one literally out of the bag. (Oh, BTW… bag is slang for SCROTUM!)
The donut hole pic linked with the article almost killed me. Very well written
Oh, I see, but if the teabagger is on top, who's on the bottom? Are you thinking back to the Bush years, because the we all got screwed.
Just look at what that complete tool Paul_D is posting below. He's trying really hard to be clever, but it's like a dog walking on it's hind legs. It can do it but it's not pretty to watch….
Yes, lad, because they're the ones who actually have SEX.
Either way, there's more than your foot in your mouth.
You made the tea. No one asked you to drink it.
BTW: The wide awake electorate spoke in the last election. It's a little something they call democracy.
The whole tea-bagging thing is as amusing as it is pathetic. Sophomoric humour is frowned up when done by the right but hilarious when done by the left. Just another part of the cultural double-standard that pervades today's discourse.
The silhouette image in YOUR avatar is actually the silhouette of a guy who knows you wet your bed and enjoy playing with your own feces. You like that sort of juvenile stuff, don't you, you developmentally-delayed dung-dabbler?
Glad you like it. That may change is the socialists start to bite!
Unless you're into that kind of thing…
Yeah, the graphics guys (?) at MSNBC had high-fives and titters a-plenty over this one. There's no accidents in the art department when it comes to on-air graphics, I assure you.
aren't you the clever one…
MSNBC is stumped! Their current prime time line up,is a disaster. Leading the way,is the guy with the thrill running down his leg, followed by that smug, long throat-ed giraffe of a neck, smarty mouth Maddow, followed by that junk yard of a dog, keithee Olllberrmaann. This line up would be an embarrassment at 2 o'clock am, never mind that they appear in prime time.
You really love your Barry, that’s sweet. As a proud member of the 57th what’s in it for you? Are you worried that you’ll have get a three letter word, “jobs?” What’s in it for you?
Do you have something intelligent to say here? I mean, since liberals are supposed to be way superior and more intelligent than conservatives, one would think you would say something constructive and informative, rather than trotting out some one-liners that could be matched by anyone here. Guess we know who's really got the dumb/smug combo here.
Um, nice try, but did you hear the term tea-bagging last year during the Bush years? You know that guy that ISN'T president any longer. BTW, I beg to differ we all got screwed during those years. Let it go people, love him or hate him Bush is just a man.
Maybe if you fixated on the issues you won't let people you have no control over upset you so much.
Liberals tend to write about stuff they do a lot, and accuse others of doing same. The psychologists call it projection, and they're not talk about movies.
I say embrace the term! Yankee Doodle was originally a term of derision, but the Continentals turned it into a patriotic cliche.
John T. Simpson wrote:
"Speaking of sealed lips (not to mention wallets), I myself re-registered this week as an Independent after 29 years as a Republican."
Nice to know you spent the last 8 years teabagging George W Bush. Teabagger.
Don't blame Olbermann,Maddow,etc for the teabagger epithet. Any "movement" stupid enough to use tea bags as its symbol is begging and demanded to be called teabaggers.
"Funny. Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann, who foisted that term in full measure on the public consciousness in mid-April, spent two and a half hours in secret with the President"
Oooh, a "secret" meeting. Were they flown to the meeting on Soros' flying saucer? If it's a "secret" why do we all know about the meeting. Ooooh,Obama's trying to control the press! Insert wingnut conspiracy theory here!
This was no different than an earlier meeting Obama had with conservative commentators at George Will's house earlier this year.
Simpson,please let me know when Obama plants gay hookers into White House Press Conferences to ask him softball questions:
http://www.zimbio.com/Political+Scandals/articles...
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That's what gave me the idea, actually. For enlightened elites, liberals are surprisginly short on witty repartee.
icemelt shouldn't talk with his mouth full…..
I'd never even heard of the term "teabagging" until I heard it from a Leftist. That should tell you something.
i wonder if Paul Revere and George Washington were called "tea baggers".
Just asking……..
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or rather. . .we're doing it often enough not to come up with cutesy nicknames for it.
*MissQuinn*
I don't wish to detract too far from the topic of this thread, but I'm a little disconcerted by the fact that my earlier comments on this subject have been consigned to "approval by the admins."
Funny, considering that leftist websites will publish just about any FILTH their lemmings post, yet mine, from an unswerving conservative viewpoint, to an unswerving blog, seem to be arbitrarily and capriciously deleted.
Just what the hell is going on here, anyway????
"Guess we know who's really got the dumb/smug combo here."
Well he's got half of that down….
John, leaving the Republican Party is a mistake.
Both parties feel a gravitational pull towards the middle, which causes national GOP leaders to do truly stupid things like the recent example of NY District 23, a MAJORITY REPUBLICAN DISTRICT, with Steele' throwing support to DIABLO (Democrat In All But Name Only) Scozzafave over the conservative Hoffman. To fight that pull, conservatives need to stay in the party and pull the party back from lukewarm "moderation". This can only be done from WITHIN the party.
There are a host of truly briliant and dynamic leaders in the GOP ranks: Sarah Palin, Thad McCotter, Bobby Jindal, and Tim Pawlenty to name only a few among many. If Tea Partiers like you leave the party, the small stupid dinosaurs who currently make these stupin decisions will see that they never get to the national stage. That will be tragic both for conservatism and our country.
Don't feel too bad Neo..Some of mine do also, it just depends on how the forum is set up to either catch key curse words or by post time. The post time is set to stop spammers from going nutz on a forum and the other one just means you can't spell arse in the correct manner.
Tantrum throwing brats would be more descriptive.
That I can understand, Kit (and thanks so much for the reply), but considering that my genius is fleeting, I'm saddened that my brilliance and rapier wit is lost forever…LOL
Paul D, I'm sure the Tory Colonialists said the same thing about the Revolutionaries crazy enough to take on the British Empire, so I take your intended slam as the ultimate compliment given the source.
On a side note, could you speak a little more clearly next time? You sound a little muffled
Look Who's Talking, LOL! Or I should say, is trying to talk with a mouthful of Munchkins
Boston Tea Party? Wasn't that a real, real long time ago, like with a lot of old, old people? Like way back when they wrote the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution?
Don't expect any of the clowns you listed to be too familiar with any of that old, old pre-Obama stuff
Look, cut 'em some slack. They can't argue on the issues so all they have left is puerile name-calling (Bless their hearts, as they say down south).
Hard to believe that that pathetic lineup is not beating CNN though.
I don't usually feed the trolls but you really should read reliable news sources more since you're obviously totally out of the loop as to what everyone else hear has known for a week.
Come to Texas. You don't select a party when you register to vote. If you vote in a primary, then your voter registration card gets stamped with the that' party's name, but if you don't vote in primaries, then no one will ever know how you vote in a general election. It drives the Democrats crazy.
Ah look, it's the one who co-opted the name of Orly Taitz, the "Birther" lawyer, to spew anti-conservative nonsense.
'Nuff said.
I know EXACTLY what you mean..Just something about a curse word that gives an added ZING.
Oily, What did I say? I don't teabag anyone, not even GWB. All I can say about him is that he was a saner choice than Kerry or Gore. You'll find all kinds of conservatives like me who slammed Bush on amnesty, insane out-of-control spending and a million other things. I'm an Independent now in fact, while you're here in service as a a left-wing mouthpiece. Mouth. Piece. LOL! Get it? I'll bet you do. A LOT!
Also, I said nothing about flying saucers, but I'm sure there were plenty of flying gonads. Oh, and last I checked, Obama doesn't like having gays in the White House, hooker or otherwise. I think they make him uncomfortable. But he WILL take their money
I'd like to see that. I've got a casull on my hip. Nothing scares me from liberal cowards.
You mean Olby and his NEPHEW Maddcow…
But too easy for them to comprehend. I want them to burn up their reserves of brain waves, since it is obvious they lost the ability to replenish their supples.
Stergeye, I get your point. But I'm sending a message here. My vote was guaranteed to the GOP for 29 years ever since Reagan, and that is no longer the case. My vote is no longer a gimme. They will have to earn it, as they do from the tens of millions of other Independents in this nation.
I will vote my conscience from here on out, be it a Republican, Libertarian, Independent, even a Democrat. And I'll wait to see how Hoffman and Rubio play out before I validate your theory. Right now, the GOP DC establishment is part of the problem, not the solution. Though I do give all the credit in the world to DeMint, Inhofe and all the other sane GOPers fighting liberal left-wing insanity. Too few of 'em, IMHO.
Put them in a round house and tell them to piss in the corner.
That'll take care of their brain waves.
The use of the terms "teabag" and "teabagging" to refer to the tax protesters was started by the tax protesters themselves. They just didn't realize the double-meaning of the word.
Nah, I can already tell that'd never work. They have already successfully pissed up the Oval Office.
"I'm sure the Tory Colonialists said the same thing about the Revolutionaries crazy enough to take on the British Empire, "
Ah yes, those Tory Colonialists who subjugated the New American settlers with their health care reforms and public works programs, yep, history's on your side. And to think those Tea Party rallies were just excuses for a little Revolutionary cosplay.
And when you whine that I should have "something intelligent to say", following with "sound a little muffled " kinda makes this place look more like an Amway for shut-in anger junkies.
"Liberals" teabag the State. In fact. whenever the State imposes another tax, they can hardly say "Thank you, sir, may I have another?" because their mouths are so full.
The left's argument is such that they resort to playground taunts and other childish behavior then wonder why few take them seriously.
Which half, the dumb or the smug? Because I agree with your earlier comment about insulting dumb people, but he does fit the bill pretty well.
I said you should try to sound intelligent, he said you sounded a little muffled, so don't try to conflate us. Meanwhile, it was the Tories, after all, who believed in class consciousness (though they wouldn't have called it by that name) and an overarching central government, so they would have found a few things to agree with the liberals on. The Patriots, on the other hand, believed in the sanctity of life, liberty, and property, and would have viewed the goings-on in Washington (by members of both parties) with disgust. So thanks for admitting that history's on our side, Paul.
I'm gonna go with the smug as he is clearly beyond dumb….
Don't waste your time, it's like talking to styrofoam….
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