Know Right-Wing Extremists By Their Bumper Stickers
by John T. SimpsonTO: ALL LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES
FM: DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
SUBJ: NATIONWIDE ALERT – KNOW RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS BY THEIR BUMPER STICKERS!
Per the Guidelines of the Department of Homeland Security’s recent report, all units and law enforcement agencies are notified to be on the lookout (BOLO) for potential Right-Wing Extremists. Since the report’s guidelines are exceedingly general and non-specific, we here at DHS will provide the necessary details in order for state and local LE officials to round up the usual suspects.
Usual Suspect
First, Right-Wing Extremists are often known to display their radical sympathies on bumper stickers. This could be as simple a matter as a Confederate flag on a pickup truck, but often involves stated extremist messages like ABORTION KILLS, BABIES ARE NOT SPARE PARTS (they are), and ADOPTION: THE CARING OPTION (it isn’t, spare parts is).
In this instance, it is best to keep a safe distance and follow the unsub’s vehicle, to where fellow right-wing extremists of like mind are no doubt plotting their next abortion clinic massacre.
In the case of bumper stickers like I’D RATHER BE TRIED BY TWELVE THAN CARRIED BY SIX, or I’LL GIVE YOU MY GUN WHEN YOU TAKE IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, once again, keep a safe distance and follow the unsub’s vehicle to the Timothy McVeigh-influenced militia group of which they are a part.
If you see bumper stickers such as WHAT PART OF ILLEGAL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, AMNESTY SUCKS or SPEAK ENGLISH, these messages indicate strong nationalist, and most likely racist, tendencies of the unsubs driving these vehicles.
Stop the vehicle and ask the driver just what exactly he/she meant by it. On the off-chance the driver is an illegal alien, and the bumper sticker a remnant of its past right-wing extremist owner, follow standard procedure and give the undocumented immigrant a pass, no questions asked.
Some Right-Wing Extremist bumper stickers indicate hostility toward the Federal Government, and even the Obamamessiah himself. It is these radicals who represent the most clear and present danger to our Republic, as well as to law enforcement officers themselves. Let’s face it. If they don’t love Washington, you think they care about cops?
Such bumper messages as TIME FOR A TEA PARTY, DON’T TAX ME, BRO, PORKULUS PIG, DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR McCAIN, or other similar anti-government and anti-Messiah messages, should be a red flag to all LE officers nationwide. Approach with extreme caution. Deadly Force is authorized. It may have taken us a few days to authorize the killing of pirates, but we know who the real enemies of America are here. You have Carte Blanche.
Should you encounter any bumper stickers indicating military service, unit designation, or general pro-military sympathies, flip a coin. They could go either way.
Though you may encounter some extremist-appearing bumper stickers like KILL BUSH, NO BLOOD FOR OIL, WHO WOULD JESUS TORTURE, WAR IS NOT PRO-LIFE, LA RAZA, BILL AYERS IS THE BOMB or bumper stickers that bear the Aztlan or ‘reconquista’ emblem, ignore them.
Those aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
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If we recycle old bumperstickers like "He's not my president" or "Don't blame me I voted for the other guy" are we ok?
I saw a Guy with a Yarmulke yesterday that said "Pork ain't Kosher"
I think this is the key. Use double entendre. The current powers don't think we are bright enough to even know what double meanings are. They are masters of the Single Entendre (hence teabagging on CNN)
We need to assure that we thought criminals don't stand out. Double think is the perfect method.
So can we buy CNN headline shirts that say "It's hard to talk when you are teabagging?"
At the Nashville Tea Party yesterday I saw some wonderful signs for future radical bumper stickers like, Size Matters, The Constitution Is An Endangered Species, We're FED Up etc. But here's a question: If they round us all up and throw us in the jail, whose money will keep us tax-paying citizens incarcerated? Oh, I know, they'll just keep the printing presses rolling full tilt.
Really funny – but did they laugh at stuff like this in Russia in 1920, in Germany in the pre-war '30's, or in George Orwell's book "1984" ? REALLY scary
I had a good one on my truck but it doesn't matter anymore. I took it down to the Bank and turned it over to them because I got laid off and can't make my payments……..
The house is next, its going to be hard moving back in with my Mom and Dad after 30 years…LOL
Maybe somebody will get it that feels the same way I do about our current administration…….
I love "Don't Tax Me Bro!" HAHAHA I think Stephen Kruiser started that one. How about:
"Not A Muslim? Prove It."
http://lonewolfarcher.blogspot.com
"If we recycle old bumperstickers like "He's not my president" or "Don't blame me I voted for the other guy" are we ok? "
How could they argue with recycling? A carbon credit for you.
I think this whole thing is quite scary when the pinheads out on the left decide that it is best for us Americans to listen to our federal government over making up our own minds on pretty much every issue. "America is the promise that government can take care of the people." Really, who is this guy? My slogan is "America is the place that if I see you on my yard threatening to take away my freedom I'll let you meet Mr AR-15. Can I get an Amen?
I think this whole thing is quite scary when the pinheads out on the left decide that it is best for us Americans to listen to our federal government over making up our own minds on pretty much every issue. "America is the promise that government can take care of the people." Really, who is this guy? My slogan is "America is the place that if I see you on my yard threatening to take away my freedom I'll let you meet Mr AR-15. Can I get an Amen?
Stay strong, TBM.
We conservatives aren't big on bumper stickers. Mostly because we know liberals are more likely to key your car.
Odds are, we are driving a nicer car than a '74 Volvo too.
The one i really want is "AuH2O"
but no one ever gets it.
of course the "Bio-fueled Vehicle" is ironic too
"Ditto."
At least Janet Napolitano is living up to the expectations that many of us in Arizona had for her. Bravo, Janet. And do something about your hair!
http://the100mostannoyingthings.blogspot.com/
Not to be overly simplistic here but, screw’em. We need to stay in their faces and remind them who the boss is. The group of people that gathered yesterday (Tea Party) is a very powerful constituency and no sane politician is going to want to piss off, “to late huh.” Worthless leftist parasitic scum have loud mouths but no a$$. Contact your representatives and keep the pressure on, and just like “immigration reform, under Bush,” we’ll stop these ba$tards in their tracks, right and left. The Founders just woke up in heaven and are much pleased with their creation, the greatest country the world has ever known without exception will long endure. God Bless America!
Amen.
Obamateurism! Even the chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee cannot ignore Obama's clumsy politicization of national security.
The top House Democrat overseeing the Department of Homeland Security is demanding that officials there explain how and why they wrote and released a controversial report identifying veterans as potential terrorist threats.
Rep. Bennie G. Thompson of Mississippi, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, said in a letter to DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano that he was “dumbfounded” such a report would be issued.
“This report appears to raise significant issues involving the privacy and civil liberties of many Americans — including war veterans,” Mr. Thompson said in the letter sent Tuesday.
“As I am certain you agree, freedom of association and freedom of speech are guaranteed to all Americans — whether a person’s beliefs, whatever their political orientation, are ‘extremist’ or not,” Mr. Thompson said.
I hope you don't have that "right wing indicating bumper sticker on your vehicle." You know the sentiment you expressed in your post that I mean, don't you?
I'm referring to your blatantly jingoistic "God Bless America" (oh, it was like acid on the keyboard to even TYPE those letters.)
If you do have a bumper sticker containing that sentiment, you need to cover it immediately with "We are the world" or "It takes a village to raise a child" or "I am protesting waste by not using toilet paper" or some other MORE APPROPRIATE motto.
The Homeland Security report also lists "violent Christian Identity organizations" as targets.
So whenyou see bumper stickers with "My boss is a Jewish carpenter", "Jesus, the reason for the season" and "God is my co-pilot" you know hey are really code words for right wing extremists.
We can laugh at this whole thing and pass it off as lunacy, but I'd remind you that we've already had a taste of it this year. If the link doesn't work just google the headline "Oklahoma City police officer pulls man over for anti-Obama sign on vehicle".
http://www.newsok.com/okc-officer-pulls-man-over-...
"Aim small…hit big"
Ammo up people.
From your local: "Right Wing Radical Extremist".
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Maybe they will send us all to Gitmo! I could use a nice beach vacation with all meals provided…
That is because anyone who self-identifies as a christian is a white red-neck, who thinks Jesus spoke English and so should you. And is therefore a racist like those Northern Idaho Aryan Nation guys.
Oh and you better not wear suspenders, Doc Martens or have really short hair.
Obama Recycles Old Paper
Started with the Constitution
That goes on two stickers, one on each end of the bumper. If the first doesn't get you a pass, use the confusion while they figure out the second one to make your escape.
Obama Recycles Old Paper
Started with the Constitution
That goes on two stickers, one on each end of the bumper. If the first doesn't get you a pass, use the confusion while they figure out the second one to make your escape.
Well…I drive my classic, orange, 1973 1800ES Volvo, does that count?
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Don't forget the black steel-toe work boots, used for stomping. Construction sites and industrial plants are known meeting places of right-wing extremists, happens every work day.
Nice. I want one.
How about "I plan to recycle" on the first and
"Obama in 2012" on the second?
I take public transportation in NYC, so a big bumper sticker is not an option. Though I have been verbally "keyed" on several occasions!
Sorry, that is a classic collectible. http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z12181/Volvo-1...
I was thinking more like the 240 series with the faded Ecology sticker (or a VT state decal).
Can't wait to hear B H O's explanation of Napolitano's message to Police Departments across the country with the NOTATIONEd to keep it from the public.. Ah just another embarassment for the Elected Messiah! B H O may be a decent man but he has proven to be an incompetent by surrounding himself with those irrelivents, tax cheats , and fabricators (ie Joe the mouth Biden )
DTMB was my sign last night. What a great time in Atlanta!!
Isn't it funny how the ever-expanding gov't is going after those for less gov't? Reminds me of a few movie plots.
Funny. We saw a car the other day with a bumper sticker that said (ok, it didn't SAY anyhing- it was written on it)
'Support Our Troops' and underneath it read, 'we need them to overthrow the government'. Judging by the car and the sticker it was most likely aimed at the previous administration. Question is: does he get rousted now? note to folks with Bush Derangement Syndrome bumper stickers. They can cut both ways, people…
Funny. We saw a car the other day with a bumper sticker that said (ok, it didn't SAY anyhing- it was written on it)
'Support Our Troops' and underneath it read, 'we need them to overthrow the government'. Judging by the car and the sticker it was most likely aimed at the previous administration. Question is: does he get rousted now? note to folks with Bush Derangement Syndrome bumper stickers. They can cut both ways, people…
Beautiful!
How about
"He's not MY Messiah"
"Idolotry, it's so 1000BC"
"A cement contrator in Chicago is spending my children's inheritance"
Beautiful!
How about
"He's not MY Messiah"
"Idolotry, it's so 1000BC"
"A cement contrator in Chicago is spending my children's inheritance"
What about a 1968 VW van painted with a giant rainbow?
Move to CA and get on welfare and food stamps!
Their weapon of choice? A Big Black Bible. The better to thump you with, my dear.
How 'bout, "Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing it's idiot."
I don't use bumper stickers. However, I have a Dont tread on me Flag and a Unite or Die flag that I fly at my house on many occasions. I also have a 13 star flag. I hope the sentiment is not lost on my neighbors, many of them who voted for BO.
This whole thing looks a lot like "PROFILING!"
I thought that was wrong, at least when profiling Muslims?
Yeah, I just hate that when a low tech bumper sticker doesn't audibly call out its message, but makes you actually read it.
"We conservatives aren't big on bumper stickers. Mostly because we know liberals are more likely to key your car. "
Make sure you have some sort of NRA/Second Amendment sticker noting the right to self-defense on your vehicle. It makes would-be keyers wonder whether the "Right Wing Extremist" owner might come out with guns blazing. I live in a liberal stronghold, and my vehicle with its ever-evolving collection of "Right Wing Extremist" bumper stickers (the current disparages the Dear Leader) has yet to be touched. My permanent NRA and Second Amendment bumper stickers may have something to do with that.
Holly, Hannity was at your rally! I wish I was there for it. We did have Joe the Plumber here in Michigan, but I had to work.
Moe to Shemp: “What's your watch say?” Shemp: “tick, tick, tick” (naturally a slap follows) Moe to Larry: “What's your watch say?” Larry: “it doesn'tSAY anything”…
yeah, we need audible stickers (or buttons)
Anybody see a picture of Janet Napolitano??
SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!
True, some of the most vile BDS comments were touted on the backs of Priuses everywhere. But we do the same and we are enemies of the State? All in one hundred days. A man is only as good as the people that surround him – biden, napolitano. emanuel – this crew ought to be on a dayshift at Burger King, not running us into the ground. She is shifting her priorties on the war on man-made disasters – allowing the real enemy – islamofascism to rebubble and brew. Not the smartest tool in the closet.
How could I forget one of the most basic conservative tenets, "negiotiate from a position of strength"?
I was under the impression that the last one rusted out in 2002.
My favorite bumper sticker (besides "Legalize Freedom," which I've heard is now a copyrighted phrase and no longer being manufactured) is: "If you want to take my gun, why would I trust you?"
You'd need a pretty big bumper sticker, but I'd like to expand that thought to: "If you want to take my gun and my money, why would I trust you."
Also one of Obama with in that Mussolini-esque jut-jaw pose that he's frequently shown in, with that fascist quote from Michelle Obama ("Barack will never let you go back to your lives as usual. . . ." etc., etc.") with a caption under the picture, "Il Dufe." That would probably be more of a poster, but certainly possession of which would be enough to get you on the Hope and Change Enemies List.
The one that I saw that I liked yesterday was…
"LINCOLN FREED MY GRANDFATHER, OBAMA IS ENSLAVING MY GRANDCHILDREN"
We really need a protection from abuse against Janet, Holder and Obi; Janet and the gang fulfill the legal requirements for potentially violent threatening stalkers. With a POS, they would be prevented from having guns, hopefully, and kept a distance from their victims. Many of us actually are of the genuine black/hispanic/other persuassion, so we can throw in violent racist stalker as a charge as well. Janet/Holder should not have lethal weapons available.
OOppss, POS should read POA, but I guess POS actually does apply as well. Incidentally, I am assuming your memo is humor/fiction; it is, right…right???
That was my sign in NYC too! We had Newt Gingrich!!! Fun times were had by all!
If you plant them in the ground, they grow little VW bugs in rainbow colors…
No, no….not Muslims….Obama supporters, it's wrong to profile Obama supporters…..
Keep them out of Burger King!!! Next thing you know the Whopper will be made out of tofu…..
What if all of us, in a grand gesture, put stickers on our cars. Or even better, papered the whole rear-end of our cars like the driving billboards most lib cars are. You know you've seen them, the little Subaru hatchbacks plastered with Love Your Mother Earth and Women's Privacy Rights stickers. Confuse the thought police by looking just like Leftists. The only problem is that I'm not sure how I can pull it off driving an SUV.
You're right about the vile BDS crapola on the backs of those wuss-mobiles….I think they came standard with the lame "Buck Fush" stickers. If that's what passes for liberal wit, then they are woefully inadequate….
All those stickers on the liberals' Subarus?
If you look very closely, they are actually holding the vehicle together.
Never! Don't you realize that by doing what they do, we become no better than they are?
I think I read that in the New York Times. Either that or an episode of Scooby Do.
Never! Don't you realize that by doing what they do, we become no better than they are?
I think I read that in the New York Times. Either that or an episode of Scooby Do.
Yeah, you may have a point. Acting like a Lefty could be the first step in a loooong downward slide. Thanks for setting me straight on that one.
Hey man, I just became employed again after a four month stretch with no job (technically hinges on a background check and drug screening, but I'm not worried about that). It sucked to be unemployed, but I'm sure you'll make it through, just hang in there!
his flag has 57 stars on it…
I never really did care for that "God is my co-pilot" one. It's pretty arrogant, if you ask me, to think that you're the one in charge and God is just along for the ride. God isn't my co-anything. He's in charge and I'm the one along for the ride.
Where is Barry when you really need him?
we thought ObamaBiden stickers were standard equipment on Prius; optional on Volvos…
Morning,
Yesterday, I attended the Sacramento “Tea Party” with my TEA-Shirt I made at home with PShop and some “iron-on” transfers picked up at my local office store.
Check it out here. ➠ http://www.screencast.com/users/GooDDaDDy/folders...
So, in honor of this thread, and to really PO any lib trolls and the DHS, (hello Janet you sexy thing you), I fired up PShot again this morning, and created a bumper sticker for you “right minded” folks here at BH.
Here ➠ http://www.screencast.com/users/GooDDaDDy/folders...
It’s on the house from me.
Feel free to use it at your own risk though, Heh.
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Morning,
Yesterday, I attended the Sacramento “Tea Party” with my TEA-Shirt I made at home with PShop and some “iron-on” transfers picked up at my local office store.
Check it out here. ➠ http://www.screencast.com/users/GooDDaDDy/folders...
So, in honor of this thread, and to really PO any lib trolls and the DHS, (hello Janet you sexy thing you), I fired up PShot again this morning, and created a bumper sticker for you “right minded” folks here at BH.
Here ➠ http://www.screencast.com/users/GooDDaDDy/folders...
It’s on the house from me.
Feel free to use it at your own risk though, Heh.
Not Over.
Bev,
How very Woodstock! I like it.
As for me I drive one of the hightest US percentage cars on the road. A Toyota Camry.
Just trying to save you problems down the road, my friend. One day you may need to explain it to your children.
The difference is, we're Americans. Russia and Germany had cultural proclivities to trusting authoritarian governments. We have a proclivity to rebel against authoritarian governments…
Yes I know, I was able to get close enough to a large screen, but that was it. My husband swears he saw me on Hannity last night. Must have been the sign I had. The electricity in the air was amazing, not to mention all the Fair Tax people that were there. Luckily Joe the Plumber is a Fair Taxer now and he discussed it during his stint on Hannity.
I'm sorry I'm gushing but that was one of the most exciting times for me in while. Except the going to the Masters last Sat. of course.
Amen, and the left just want the right to be sheeple just like their lackeys.
I'm sorry…would you please report immediately to "Room 101" for your reeducation sir and/or madem.
All hail Big Bama. Long my he reign.
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Due to a past article at Ace of Spades, I've begun noticing bumper stickers more. The cars with multiple stickers are usually liberals. Not always, but usually. Check it out and see what I mean.
How about….
"I don't call 911, I call 357"
Amen!! "PISS OFF A LIBERAL..WORK HARD AND BE HAPPY"
By Christian Identity the report is not referring to Christians in general but a very specific ideology/group. And they have been known to participate in domestic terrorism in the past. However simply having those beliefs is not grounds for the government assuming one is a terrorist. For what happens when the assumption is taken too far think Ruby Ridge. For a understanding of the real violence that has been committed by members of Christian Identity groups think Robert Matthews.
This site has good articles information on Christian Identity
http://www.rickross.com/groups/christian_identity...
The report is so ludicrous one wonders about the ventilation in JN's offices.
Clinton had his "Jackboots Janet" as Attorney General and now Il Dufe has his on "Jackboots Janet." What is it with these "liberal" presidents and these scary, Rosa Klebb type AG's? Is it the eternal appeal of the Strong Man?
Sounds like a case of extreme discrimination to me. Everyone just needs to mind their own business and shut up about the dumb stuff. If you really want to know what's going on then read the bible, it explains it all. If you don't believe me, and I know some of you 'lefties' are rolling your eyes, just read it and see.
Sounds like a case of extreme discrimination to me. Everyone just needs to mind their own business and shut up about the dumb stuff. If you really want to know what's going on then read the bible, it explains it all. If you don't believe me, and I know some of you 'lefties' are rolling your eyes, just read it and see.
A bit off message but related, my favorite bumper sticker:
Yahushua
Name above All Names
It's only wrong when (conservatives/Republicans) do it. That's been the rule for just about anything for, what now, a decade at least? Ah heck, that goes back at least to Reagan!
I live on the west side of Colorado Springs (close to Manitou Springs … which is basically a little hippie mountain town). LOTS of Subarus with a bunch of lefty bumper stickers.
I get behind the same lady in a green Forester covered with stickers on the way to work every day.
I noticed the day after the election that her "Not My President" and "Question Authority" stickers were gone and in their place were a couple of Obama stickers.
Very telling if you ask me.
One nice thing about all the bumper stickers is, when you see a Subaru broken down at the side of the road you can tell right away if you want to stop and help.
Janet Napolitano, Janet Reno, same party, equivalent jobs, from about the same area of the country, similar looks…
Pattern?
Of course they are for the Prius, you have to Hope you'll get the promised mileage. Many don't notice a Change.
I'll bet they both grew up near a nuclear power plant…..
The only problem is that I'm not sure how I can pull it off driving an SUV.
What's the market for "Hybrid" stickers? One would give you a pass.
Mine says, "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Jack", as in Jack In The Box.
Is it just me, or does the Prius look like a Dustbuster…….except less powerful?
Reminds me of a great joke I heard from a stand-up comic (Dmitri Martin maybe). "I like bumperstickers. When I see one, I think, great anther person I can avoid".
Nevada and Arizona, weapons testing, remember?
Oh right!
Their sister, Mothra, went on to great fame….
"give the undocumented immigrant a pass, no questions asked". You obviously don't know any illegal aliens and don't know what you're talking about on this particular subject.
No, these aren't the right wing extremists. The real extremists don't try to draw attention to themselves.
except in the extra 6 grand that overgrown Corolla cost them in the first place…
all of this is really just, "wah wah wah. We lost the election and we're a bunch of sore loser b*tches."
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