When ‘Freedom’ And ‘Choice’ Are Neither

by John Romano

The doublespeak coming from Washington these days has Orwell twirling in his grave.  Although he did not coin the term, Orwell is the father of all things, well Orwellian.  Today’s political climate is the closest we’ve come to Orwell’s vision of 1984.

We’ve had the old doublespeak standby of “choice” in abortion around for decades. Of course the only one making the choice is the women involved, the father and baby don’t get a choice, they get an outcome.  However you come down on the abortion issue, “choice” is an odd word for the procedure.

The Democrats have offered up some new “choice” examples of doublespeak recently.  Obama talks of a new “era of responsibility” and then makes a few moves to the basket that increase the deficit more in two years then GWB did in eight.  He offers “tax cuts” to those not paying taxes.  The list goes on and on.

However, nowhere in modern life is Orwellian doublespeak louder than in the debate over the “Employee Free Choice Act” (EFCA).

The act is anything but a free choice for employees.  Employees against unionization will be singled out and one by one intimidated into signing.  Names will be taken. That means you Simpson in sector 7G, dohhhh!

EFCA is more about expanding Union Power and the Democrat party base.  And expand it will.  America works best with a strong two-party system.  The Democrats seem intent on those two parties being the neo-communists and the old-school socialists.

Below is a list of five more aptly named bills I predict we’ll see before congress over the next few years.

“The Gun Use and Guarantee Act” restricting gun ownership to BB and paint guns only while expanding the sales outlets of said “guns.”

“Legal Immigration Penalty Act” granting all illegals citizenship while restricting legal immigration for doctors and engineers.

“School Freedom To Learn Act” destroying the voucher system and taxing families that send their kids to private schools at a higher rate.

“Religious Tolerance Act” prohibiting all Christmas decorations in the public square.

“The Military Strength and Independence Act” ceding most of our ability to act militarily to the UN while cutting military spending by 33 and 1/3%.

One could spend all afternoon naming bills that will deliver the exact opposite of their title.  Whoever names these things must think the American public are a bunch of rubes.

I’m off to do the “Non-Good Fathering Act of 2009.”  I’m taking my daughter to ballet and then ice cream.  I may even buy her a new Barbie.  I’ll throw in a few extra kisses for good measure.