Heather Graham: MoveOn Fembot for ObamaCare
by Jason Killian MeathHeather Graham’s latest starring role is playing “Public Option” in Obama’s health care epic (uh-oh, time to reconsider your agent). You may remember Graham as Felicity Shagwell from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me… or perhaps Roller Girl in Boogie Nights. Here, she gets physical in “Track Meet,” a new ad produced by leftist group MoveOn.org. The philosophy: if you can’t pass the public option on its’ merits in policy and debate, why not try selling it through sex and cheap laughs?
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So, what’s a nice Catholic girl from Milwaukee doing in an ad like this? Graham admits, “My friends really wanted Obama to be elected so we all did a spell and then he got elected.” Thanks for sharing. Graham is a long way from that seemingly squeaky upbringing, having joined a coven of witches. But she becomes just the latest conjurer in a string of celebrity activists pushing ObamaCare.
The ad’s narrator is counter-culture hippie and actor Peter Coyote, and the message recalls another recent MoveOn ad starring Will Ferrell that lampooned insurance companies. Ferrell, for his part, has a growing proclivity for turning up in more and more politically loaded advertising. Hardly surprising for a guy who owes his career to playing George W. Bush, but when asked to meet the President snapped, “I don’t want to meet that guy.”
The jury is still out on whether celebrities influence weighty issues like America’s health-care overhaul. Surely, casting witches and clowns in ads won’t help. Are these multi-million dollar campaigns that use comedy and sexual innuendo effective in persuading a skeptical public? If you’re George Soros, apparently so! But then, “Track Meet” is a tortured ad that insults the very youth demographic it tries so hard to persuade. An obvious play to Obama’s core of young followers, it contrasts the titillating, youthful Heather Graham against a pack of older suit-wearing health care big-wigs. But… is Graham supposed to be sexy or silly performing her ridiculous warm ups (or does it really matter)? Austin Powers might say: Oh, bee-have!
Most perplexing, the producers unwittingly put down the intended audience — one straight-laced woman villainously checks her e-mails and text messages… another executive eats a cheeseburger… another parties with champagne… more than a few go ga-ga over Graham — it’s like they were acting exactly like the age group they are targeting!
Until MoveOn grows up and gets serious, the kooky George Soros-financed outfit will be about as threatening as Doctor Evil in a room full of Mini-Me’s.
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Never found Heather Graham to be a big deal, nor have I found her to be as attractive as so many people think she is.
I would like to point out – even though this is a little off topic – that I watched V for the first time in about 15 years the other night and was thoroughly creeped out by how much that show mirrors the past year and a half in our country. I'm also now convinced that Pelosi probably eats mice in her spare time…harpie.
And if you disagree with me, you're probably a racist.
Heather Graham has two attributes that are quite attractive. Two pleasantly-shaped attributes.
Heather Who?
That the pretty Miss Graham works and lives in an industry that teems with a plethora of pretty women would make the little tart rather ordinary, yes? Ah, the passion of propganda and it's effect on the vacuous and vain.
I believe this is the woman in the Lenny Kravitz "American Woman" video posted on YouTube. The men who posted (I'm a girl) were quite enthralled with her 'hotness'. Sad that any person would believe their a witch. Perplexing that one with so many opportunities afforded to her would believe it.
You're right, Manic. I watched the infamous Roller Girl scene in Boogie Nights 457 times and can confirm that Ms. Graham is not attractive.
Manic Otter, you should check out – if you haven't already done so – the long trailer for the NEW re-imagined "V". I don't know what the full series will be like, but the trailer gave me the willies, as apparently the "Vs" as the aliens are called in this one, are bringing us "hope" and people are quite enamoured of them.
Sound familar?
And yes, I too can see Pelosi as Diana in that scene, opening her pie hole real wide for that guinea pig!
Ooooh, I just go the people bumps!
Don't worry about, "I wouldn't consider George Soros to be a liberal", quoth Andrea Mitchell, wife of clearly blind economist.
"My friends really wanted Obama to be elected so we all did a spell and then he got elected."
That is the funniest thing I've read in days. Thanks! I had no idea people were still doing the witchcraft thing. It's so 1995.
Her eyes? hahaha
Yeah, it's totally disturbing how that show mirrors real life.
And at least Diana was pleasant to look at…Pelosi reminds me of that guy with the crazy teeth that Aragorn decapitates at the gates of Mordor towards the end of Return of the King.
"Hi, I'm Heather Graham! You might remember me as Felicity Shagwell from the second Austin Powers movie or you might remember my pubic hair from Boogie Nights.
Anyway, I'd like to talk to you about supporting Obama's fabulous health care plan. It will be the most awesome thing since my last topless scene. But those baaaad insurance companies and evil Bible thumpers don't want you to have health care. They're evil, selfish, ugly, and quite possibly retarded to boot. They suck more than my short-lived t.v. show from a few years ago. So who are you going to listen to, me, a hot babe according to Maxim Magazine back in 1999 or some redneck teabagger CEO of an insurance company who will automatically deny your request for a liver transplant? And if I'm wrong about government-run health care, well, I'll be off in the Bahamas getting my annual checkup. Ta ta!"
Cast some more spells, Heather, maybe you can get unemployment up to 100%.
I want to know what the significance of "public option" being passed by all the fat cats at the end is supposed to be..
roller girl — give me a break
You caught that too, I see.
"…titillating, youthful Heather Graham"
Youthful? Hmmm. Doesn't look like she's aging very well.
Big toes.
"Then we all did a spell for ice cream and guess what, we got ice cream!" How does the ordinary, everyday citizen take any of these bubbleheads remotely serious?
Yeah, this is good for us. Heather Graham not looking so good anymore (in real life…yeah…very beautiful – on screen not so much). And having a Hollywood millionaire tell us about healthcare…please. This is as tone deaf as anything the RNC puts out.
She was acting in those movies? I thought she was just being herself.
She has all the attributes necessary to attract a man, but I have yet to see her compared to the Great Ladies of Hollywood. Maybe she can cast a spell and give herself a makeover…
What a skank. AS IF she will be the one to convince me that maybe Im wrong about my opposition to everything Obama.
Heather Graham = Epic Fail.
Also, when it comes to celebs…we have most of the A-Team on our side so screw 'em!
Are these nimrods who are doing these stupid Youtube videos going to succumb to the public option they're so much in love with? I'd bet not. Is MoveOn run by 13 year olds?
She ruined scrubs. Well before the writers did.
I liked how the commercial demanded there to be competion yet fails to mention the fact that all insurance companies can only work inside the state and you can only buy insurance from one of the people in the state.
Strange that I can get car insurance across state lines, I can get life insurance across state lines yet for some reason I can not get health insurance across state lines. Congress can get health insurance from anybody in the country since they are in DC and DC is not a state. So they have to go out of state to get it. Funny how that worked out.
Heather can't act her way out of a wet paper bag (Austin Powers, Killing Me Softly, and The Guru proved that). I'm also guessing she has difficulty resisting the lure of a shiny metal object in the bottom of a racoon trap based on the times I've heard her actually think and speak on her own. Looks will only take you so far, and I'm possitive her train will be grinding to a halt somewhere along the next two or three stops.
The weight of Heather's knowledge can be measured by just dropping the H and replacing it with an F.
"Until MoveOn grows up and gets serious, the kooky George Soros-financed outfit will be about as threatening as Doctor Evil in a room full of Mini-Me’s."
But Jason. Isn't this exactly what We neo-counter-culture independents want from an adversary in the New Cold War? Infantile, grossly misinformed (or perpetrating dishonesty) and insidious retort are the qualities that not only define MoveOn and DaliyKos but are welcome character flaws.
EXPOSING these qualities to those behind on the curve will go a long in helping us clean out Congress.
She probably thinks Austin Powers is real too.
Of course not — he's a communist.
I dunno….Heather did well with the cocaine binge scenes.
The number of warm bodies being thrown into the "Big Boycott" category from the entertainment industry is making one hell of a cesspool. Of course the dollars I no longer contribute to these "artists" is now being subsidized by the NEA and Everything Obama. Sick chit.
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What, they couldn't get someone famous?
Don't compare Princess BOTOX Pelosi to the greatness of Jane Balder. That girl was smokin'!
But Nancy does have the skin of a lizard now!
If this is the best MoveOn could come up with to push their agenda and support their messiah, I don't think we have much to worry about. It almost leaves me feeling they don't really believe the Public Option is the best way to go either.
And you know what they say about girls with big toes…big feet.
The only thing I've heard of her from was some movie where she slept with her brother. That pretty much says it all.
Now there you go again. Bringing up relevent points to people who think Castro and other guys like him are righteous dudes. All they know is that it's a liberal policy and that's enough to sell them on it. It won't work, but that's beside the point.
Remember they're the same people who brought you the Flying Toaster screensaver!
They keep getting unknowns, has beens and those who's 15 minutes are about up.
A better commercial would be a "marathon" in which the corporations fall by the wayside one by one unable to keep up with the "public option" (Graham). Then it's revealed that Graham is being pulled along by a truck (the Government). We see the crowd (the American people needing healthcare) waiting at the finish line but the truck breaks down 10 miles short of the finish and Graham can't continue.
Sorry pal, with all the thumbs in pies Soros has, he scares me. He really does. He should scare you too. It's a big mistake to treat this man like a joke.
I have to agree. She's pretty enough but by Hollywood standards she's getting old. She can't play the sweet young thing forever and I'm not sure she has the acting chops to go much further.
The next time Ms. Graham conjures up a spell, tell her put in a little less Eye of Newt and a little more Velveeta. This guy needs extra cheese!
The People's Truck. It must have run out of the people's gas? But you are on to something here. A lot better video.
He IS Dr. Evil! Just a little squishier. And more annoying.
Why give crediblity to Hollywood brain deads who would appear in a commercial for Hitler if they thought it would get them a few minutes airtime and make them part of the "in" crowd? These buffoons can barely make it across a street with a team of gofers, agents, managers and publicists. Heather Graham, Heather who?
Typical, they disabled comments on YouTube. Couldn't handle criticism I guess.
Heather G . running on about this is akin to a vegetable in a hospital bed reciting Hamlet.
I completely agree with what's been said, BUT, if you could have her for one night would you flip positions? even if she allows some kind of magic spell done on her tushi? sorry boys (and excuse me ladies) but i'd suffer the abuse just this once! i swear it! and Heather if you're reading this, I prefer you that you leave your skates on.
Just another "actor" prostituting themselve for obamacare without providing any substance to their argument.
Hey…prostitution…that's sort of a "public option" as well. No wonder why they like it.
Just some cracker. Sorry.
Her role in Bowfinger says it all about her. Though no crew-cut, nothin' but a stain on the road.
Public option equals competition? Are they freaking kidding me? A more realistic PSI would be a corpulant Mikey Moore representing the public option, and as the race is run union thugs knee cap the competion one by one. The vid would end as Moore crosses the finish line the lone runner.
If boobs were brains, Rollergirl would be next in line for the Lucasian Chair…
Really, they did that? They just don't want any of the truth infecting their messege.
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I was trying to pay attention to what the narrator was saying, but all that I could think of was how many movies that she had been naked in.
Sorry. What were we talking about again?
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