Tío Chano vs GI Joe
by Joe LimaLast Friday I got back from a hike and saw that my Uncle Luciano (we’ve always called him “Tío Chano”) had taken the car. He left me a note saying that he was going to go see “an Army movie.”
Somehow, I knew he was going to be disappointed.
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"This gives me the creeps"
- Tio Chano, Great American and newest Internet sensation.
"Me too"
- Jimmy 'Bag A Doughnuts' Arone, Proud American and member of 'the mob'.
This guy is brilliant! LOL.
Tio Chano do yourself a favor rent the 1945 movie The Story of G.I. Joe with Robert Mitchum directed by William Wellman and learn something of the real spirit of G.I. Joe then and now. You won't be sorry.
Move over Zo, you've got competition.
This guy's great! Where has hee been hiding?
Hilarious!
"Except for this brief touch of realism. . ." Ha ha, Tio Chano nails it again!
I will not rest until John Nolte and Tio Chano host "At the Movies." It is my life mission.
I love this guy.
i LOL'd HARD at that line.
you know what gives me the creeps? those pics of Pelosi and Waxman! Rock on Tio Chano!!!!!
More Tio Chano!
Tio Chano has more sense in his mustache than all of congress put together…
Tio Chano-
thank you for saving me the nightmare of watching loser Obamawood movies.
Thumbs up on your review of Tinsel Town and Bluedogs.
Don't let Tio Chano go to a movie like "Redacted" or "Lions for Lambs", he may pop a gasket.
Tio Chano would make a great movie comentarian like the old Mistery Science Theatre 3000.
Yes!!! Tío Chano is the best — dead on and hilarious.
Yo, Joe Lima, who is your agent? A STAR IS BORN!
Yeah… Miss Quinn launched a little bit of lawl over that. I keep looking for Tio Chano at Versailles and on Calle Ocho, but nothing yet. But I've come damn close, though. :p
*MissQuinn*
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Tio Chano is my hero.
Tio Chano needs to go on tour
Lol great vid…
Two things though…
1)I love the intro you had on the other vids, plz bring it back, it adds a bit of cultural character =)
and 2) that picture of waxman… good lord… it looked like that creature from weird science… very disturbing,,,
I SO want to sit down with you guys and give you a REAL microphone… these echoey videos are hard to watch. And I'll keep the color right.
Other than that… Viva Tio Chano!
I love Tio Chano!
HAHAhahahahahaha!
Love the review, mang. Viva Tio!
Awesome… but you gotta get a lavalier microphone.
This guy is so awesome. GREAT work!
Tio, Nolte, and Zo. That would be the greatest TV/film review team of all time.
Well, it is hard to take a picture of something that came from a weird science project and make it look normal.
Es el mayor! Terrifico!
Welcome back again Tio Chano, glad you're making semi-regular contributions here. Love the review as always, though the editing was a little jumping this time around. Also, I must agree, bring back your awesome intro.
Thank you though, love hearing from a Real American.
Well I was feeling down and a bit depressed, this cheered me up some.
I cracked up. I loved the first one, but this one is even better. The touch of realism comment was awesome. Please keep this up! I would love to see Tio Chano weekly!
Ooops! I don't know how I missed it, but I missed the Half-Blood Prince vid. Oh my. That one was a hoot, too. So, good work on all THREE. More Tio Chano, please!
The expression on 'Chano's face when he looks back and sees Waxman is priceless.
You can't teach that stuff in acting school.
Best review ever!
I think Tio Chino is liking his small spotlight. Great! So do I.
This is great, Joe!
Thanks "tio" you are my favorite uncle. Posting on twitter and facebook!!!! We gotta get the message out.
I agree whole heartedly with Tio. The movie was total crap and because it had a bunch of named stars in it and a well known director suddenly it is suppose to be cool. Sommers had no clue what G.I.Joe was about and this movie proved it.
Yes, please bring back the intro. Loved it!!!!!!
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