REVIEW: Tense, Well-Directed ‘Splice’ Will Either Horrify You or Just Freak You Out
by John NolteThe biological/psychological horror-thriller “Splice” reaffirms my belief that no one should read reviews or watch trailers prior to seeing any flick, much less a horror flick. I walked into this one completely cold, aware only of the poster art and that the guy from “The Piano” was the star. Thanks to this rare and fortunate circumstance, “Splice” never stopped surprising; and being constantly caught off guard while sitting in a movie theatre is always a good thing. Well, not always a good thing. There is that creepily memorable final turning point in “Splice” where the story goes there – where the “fuh-reek” is put in the “freak,” a moment that still requires processing three days on, which is certainly a compliment to the filmmakers regardless of my final verdict.

Most of the credit must go to director/co-writer Vincenzo Natali who, like he did with his incredible single-location, 1997 sci-fi debut “Cube,” takes a story that’s physically contained to offices, labs, storerooms and a barn, and gives it a much richer scope through the examining of big ideas. Through story and very little exposition, the moral tension that exists between those willing to do most anything to extend their lives and those who believe an ethical line must be drawn when it comes to playing god with human life, receives a full airing. With this theme and others so well fleshed out and a story that never stops turning in shocking and unexpected ways, Natali keeps the tension – to quote Pink Floyd — tight as a funeral drum as you sit on edge waiting for all hell to break loose.
Without spoiling anything, Klive (Adrien Brody) and Elsa (Sarah Polley) – named after Colin Clive and Elsa Lanchester? — are in charge of a laboratory that develops proteins through the splicing of animal genes. The rebellious scientific duo is constantly at odds with their corporate overlords but only in the outcome department. Both share the same ambition when it comes to their own selfish pursuits. The corporation wants profits, but Klive and Elsa might even be more ruthless when it comes to their reckless desire to make scientific history.
Their first success is Fred and Ginger, two cat-sized, slug-like creatures made from various animal genes that represent both a scientific breakthrough and a likely cash cow of new chemicals and proteins. For Elsa, the obvious next step is to add human DNA to the experiment. The corporation, however, isn’t interested in the public relations storm such a project would surely create and Klive is only temporarily reluctant enough to speak for our own misgivings.
Brody and Polley (a terrific director in her own right) only get better as the story moves along. At first their rebelliousness feels a little programmed and self-conscious, like the script’s trying too hard to portray them as off-beat. Eventually, though, this works to the film’s advantage. We’re programmed by Hollywood to immediately assume that every character given that rather clichéd anti-corporate/punk vibe will be film’s moral conscious. Director Natali seems to intentionally play on this assumption with one counter-intuitive move after another until the very end. He did the same thing to great effect in “Cube.”

Back to that “going there” moment….
I read the Thomas Harris novel “Hannibal” – the sequel to “Silence of the Lambs” — prior to seeing the film that would eventually star Julianne Moore. The difference between where the novel eventually takes you and where the film ends up is night and day. At the close of the novel, Clarice Starling (the Jodie Foster character in “Lambs”), loses her psychological war with Hannibal Lecter and they end up becoming lovers. To say the least, this revelation is not only a shocker that makes deliciously perverse sense when you rewind all that came before, it is a moment of pure horror.
Fearing moviegoers would be turned off by such a thing, no one involved in “Hannibal” seriously considered ending the film that way. But if they had it would’ve been similar to the going there moment in “Splice,” which is also a moment of pure horror — but maybe too pure. Let me put it this way: the moment is so shocking that everyone in the audience was laughing their asses off because they had no idea how else to react.
Regardless of your own final verdict, “Splice” is impressive in every sense of the word and Natali is to be applauded for tackling large issues with intelligence and humor, staging every scene with intense precision, and sticking to his guns in the going there department. Right or wrong, he took a chance on what couldn’t have been an easy decision.






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Thanks for the review. I'm always open to a good bit of shock. Looking forward to see it.
- It still reminds me of "Species" which is one of the better "Alien" copies…
"Species" rawked. Sexy, scary, and extremely well-plotted and structured. Superb b-film except for Forest Whitaker's laughably obvious "empath."
"She's angry." Well, no shit. That would explain the body parts everywhere.
Madsen definitely gives off his best Mitchum vibe.
Sounds like a perfect place for Bill Paxton
I think this is just an echo, judging from what I've read about "Splice". But I also like "Species" a lot. It was a fun science fiction ride. Good cast, compelling story… and HR Giger!
I agree with you that not seeing all the promo stuff is sometimes the best way to view movies. I'm often pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoy a movie I see on cable that I previously avoided based on reviews, clips, interviews, (and Sucker Punch notifications).
This happened with "The Cube". But I had not seen ANY promo material for it. It was just on one night and I started up in the middle of the show wondering "What the…??" Of course I had to watch it several more times. "The Cube": 2 seemed a bit forced and basically repeated the movie with different characters just to answer some questions about the first one.
Natali has a good handle on this style. It's difficult to trap your characters but keep the story moving along. If "Splice" is a more mature version of his previous work, then I think this will be worth the price of admission. I'm not a "horror" fan, but I do like movies that tackle big moral issues that make one think.
Mostly agree here … it's such a treat to see a summer movie chock full of ideas and willing to challenge our comfort zones. But the character mood shift within Polley's character deep into the film damages the drama, and the final 15 minutes lack the fizz of the first half.
I said the same thing about Polley's character until my wife explained it — she's much more intuitive than I am.
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Now I am interested. I had this pegged as a "Species Rippoff" If you are familiar with that movie, could you address that issues?
LOL. I still remember that "she's angry" moment. Ha! One of the funniest moments in cinematic history.
My favorite part of 'Species' was when Kingsley explained that, instead of cloning an alien male, they'd chosen a female because 'the female of the species was more docile and controllable'. At which point, a guy piped up, 'Wow, you obviously don't get out much.'
I'm glad it's better than it looks from the trailer. I've seen the trailer two or three times the past few movie goes and every time I am like, "Why would I want to see this?" "It doesn't look scary at all."
I don't really have any fears centered around cloning or anything so hopefully it will be good for me when I see it.
Cube was good… darkly suspenseful but it's not a film I can watch again. That said, I loved Natali's Cypher which features a wonderful performance by Jeremy Northam.
This one could be good too… I see David Hewlett is in this one too.
When I first saw the second trailer of this film, my impression was that Polley was this touchy-feely jerk wanting to hug this monster because it was her baby (cloned from DNA ripped off her skin after she'd been dumb ass stupid enough to stick her arm inside that tank). So I just saw the whole film being her whining to all of us to just 'understand' the little shit instead of kill it like it deserved. (I hate people like that.) But Nolte's review has changed my mind. Laugh if you will, but pointing out Polley's greed and ambition actually makes me like her. So I'll give the film a try.
Caution, however. If Polley's character tries to hug that damned alien, I'm going to root for it turning her into an hors d'oeuvre.
Why do I get that feeling the "going there" moment is someone going Clinton on this "alien"?
Being that I am a religious conservative, and a lover of quality horror movies. I really do love 'em. I love to be frightened out of my wits–but not grossed out, and not repulsed.
But I was concerned by the divisive ending, as reported by some of those who caught the film earlier, and at Sundance. Some loved it for "going there", others thought it sick, and thought it ruined an otherwise fine thriller, in the worst possible way.
So I snooped around and read for myself what "going there" was–relax, John, I won't spoil it.
But just as I think slavery should never be made light of, neither do I think this "there" thing should ever be made light of, ever. And while it is to Natali's credit that he made you laugh where I would have been steaming mad, I'd rather not put myself in a position where I'd regret having such imagery forced upon me, a payback for the time I had spent with these characters.
Yes, friends, the "there" is that bad. We're talking irreversible territory.
It depends upon which Clinton you're referring.
So, Nolte…speaking of pure bat-s**t crazy horror, any comment on how this film compares to "The Human Centipede?"
How will I get past my phobia of looking at that… splice creature? Pictures of E.T. still has me traumatized and I saw it when I first came out.
Sarah Polley is great. Maybe I have to go through some desensitization program to get rid of the phobia so I can see the movie…
I saw some stills from the movie and am now scarred for life.
That was my first thought, actually.
I really wasn't sure what to make of this film. I thought it had potential, but I was afraid the plot lines would be too predictable, or that they would try to pack too many into too short a running time. Your review has me intrigued now. Based on what you just said about Hannibal, is this "going there" thing what I think it is?
That's the sense I got, although I don't necessarily see that as a bad thing. If Polley's "attachment," for lack of a better word, is clearly demonstrated to be blinding her to the truth, that wouldn't be too bad a twist (plot-wise, I mean; of course she herself should still wind up as human kebab for her folly). Like you said, though, the fact that it raises the issue of scientists' darker motives has got me going now. Here's hoping.
Bestiality, incest, pedophilia…surprising that a 'comfort zone' which labels these behaviors as degenerate needs to be challenged, let alone a "treat".
Oh wait, this is Hollywood…maybe not so surprising after all.
Want to see a tru horror film? Document the last 50 years of American liberal history.
Hey, check out this link on 'Nikki Finke' about how hard the producers of 'Splice' had to fight simply to get this film released in theaters. Apparently, 'Splice' was this close to be released straight to a Sci-Fi channel.
http://www.deadline.com/2010/06/the-life-of-splic...
Apparently 'Splice' got side-tracked early on by lawyers for 'Avatar' handing them a cease-and-desist letter because the lawyers said the tail on the 'Splice' creature was too similar to the tails on Cameron's blue critters. Right. Because, as we all know, none of the directors of films like the Titans, The Lion King, the Harry Potter films with their dragons and Hippogriffs, etc., are smart enough to create creatures with a tail. Only Cameron has the brains for that. (Sarc./off)
How is it compared to "Human Centipede?" Not that I will be seeing either…
NO!! N O!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
This is the best movie I've seen all summer.
It's the guy from The Pianist. The guy from The Piano would be Harvey Keitel. Of course, I've been trying to forget I wasted 2 hours on that movie, too…
John. Love ya man. I wouldn't actually say that Big Hollywood dictates how I look at new releases.
Well. Yes. I would. I'll move this to the Pay Per View category. Good grief. Will someone tell the dish guys to stop running the crap from the last decade? Especially the crap from the last four years.
How shocking. Subprime in housing gave us Subprime Hollywood. Crap in Crap out.
So….since Adrien Brody made (and won an Oscar for) "The Pianist," which was directed by Roman Polanksi…is he now exempt from the boycott-those-who-support-that-child-rapist list?
Neither my wife nor I are very intuitive. If we go to see this and come back with the same complaints, you may have to explain it to us as well.
Enough posters have dropped enough plot point and made enough references to figure out the climax.
Well done.
"The biological/psychological horror-thriller “Splice” reaffirms my belief that no one should read reviews or watch trailers prior to seeing any flick, much less a horror flick. "
John – I couldn't bring myself to read the rest of your review after reading the opening line.
Interesting way to start a review. Don't you make your living doing reviews?
Cheers,
BC
I enjoy writing film reviews. I'm very fortunate to get paid to write film reviews.. But I see zero importance in film reviewing.
If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, you're only half-right. You're only at the minus-twenty-minute mark, and there's one more surprise up the filmmaker's sleeve.
Some papp on TMZ shouted out a question to Adrien Brody and he said back – 'Don't give away the ending.'
Considering how badly it appears to be tanking (according to the same site) maybe they should have stuck to the tv release…
I snooped enough to discover what the "there" is too. Repellent. My trust in John Nolte is diminished. Respect takes a hit too.
Why am I not surprised? Once I read the twist my first thought was "look for MovieBob's rave review of this one".
And the respect-o-meter starts heading northward again!
In all fairness it's the humanoids-with-tails angle, not just having a tail per se, so your references don't really hold water. Also, according to the FInke piece, Cameron himself didn't seem to see a similarity between Dren and the Na'vi, but his lawyers did (although they presumably acted with his approval). But as joconde67 notes, since the movie seems to be heading straight for bombs-ville, it's all rather moot, isn't it?
Erm… Yeah I was stupid enough to look it up myself. Repellent covers it, albeit way too politely. My personal preference would be something along the lines of "Anyone that likes that %$@# is seriously @*#&$ up!" And I don't cuss. Ever.
Same here. I'm disgusted that I even read that, but at least I didn't go see the movie on John's advice.
It's spoiled in the comments above. If you read all the comments, one in particular addresses it pretty head-on, especially taken with the Hannibal comments.
Just saw it. Review is right there. I've liked Adrian Brody in everything he's done save "The Pianist" (for which he won the Oscar — but that figures since establishment Ho'wood and i agree on very little). He was superb. But the female lead and "Dren" were the compelling parts. I was stunned at the sheer originality of this film.
I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. This was a tremendous disappointment and it was entirely due to horrible direction and screenwriting.
Here there be spoilers.
First, my experience watching the movie was pretty miserable. The audience was filled with morons who kept laughing at everything, so it was difficult for the movie to establish tension. And I was really upset by this until that idiotic 'sex scene'. Not only was it unnecessary, it made no sense and actively worked to destroy the film. But worse, it made it impossible for me to defend the rest of the film from ridicule.
If you cut that scene out and go directly from Polley mutilating the creature to it escaping, then turning male, then impregnating Polley, you have a much better movie. The other sex scene didn't add anything to the film – in fact it was completely forgotten as a plot element almost as soon as it happened.
I still think it would be a mediocre movie. But this scene alone took it from mediocre to bad.
It kind of shows the problem with government-subsidized film systems. Canada's film system hasn't produced a truly good movie since "Strange Brew". The system is too insular, smug, and over-praised.
[...] The movie Splice seems to have received some good reviews. I saw it last night, by mistake. All I can say is that, despite highlighting the moral conundrum of man playing God, something is not quite right when a thriller/horror movie made me (and most of the audience) burst into peals of laughter, especially ring Fred and Ginger’s dance macabre! The chimera developed in a peculiar way, appealing to male sophomoric tastes -in my humble opinion-, and it will take me a long time to return to my previous admiration of Adrian Brody’s lyrical performance in The Pianist. [...]
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