Sean Penn’s Anal Issues: Actor Hopes His Critics ‘Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer’
by John NolteLast night I was on the Stage Right Show with the great Ben Shapiro and he alerted me to this story about Sean Penn’s latest addition to his growing list of butt-fetish statements — and what a sordid history it is: Here’s Penn discussing anal sex on (NSFW)YouTube, going so far as to suggest his audience “f*ck some sense” into those gay conservatives who dare think for themselves as Log Cabin Republicans. And who can forget this epic passage of perverse anal-pretension from Penn’s 2007 open letter to President Bush:
We cower as you point fingers telling us to “support our troops.” Well, you and the smarmy pundits in your pocket, those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and bloodstained underwear, can take that noise and shove it.
…those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and bloodstained underwear.
There just aren’t enough “WTFs” in the whole wide world…
And here he is today on CBS News wishing we all get rectal cancer.
Gee, all I’ve ever hoped for Sean Penn is that he somehow finds a way to grow up. Looks as though the first step will be getting his head out of his ass.
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This guy is such a piece of commie shit
He'll always be Spekoli to me…
Someone PLEASE start making him take his meds every morning! Anywhere else but Hollywood would have had this clown locked up for assault and battery a long time ago.
Sean Penn is a child in a man's body. Always has been, always will be. Petulant as a two year old.
Wasn't Sean married to Madona…That's kinda like being with a gay man.
Penn is a child in a man's body. He always has been and always will be. He is as whiny and petulant as a three year old.
what a miserable human being he is.
As a recent anal cancer survivor who is still suffering from the effects I am ashamed to have this sad excuse for a human being share the same country as myself.
looks like he's got a rug on his head. Any old photos to compare to the newer ones?
Gay conservative here, Penn is a P.O.S., Hollywood doesn't even make good movies anymore, they are irrelevant. Gay conservative to Republicans, there is more that unites us than divides us, let's fight big-govt liberalism together.
Someone forgot to tell Mr. Penn to never go full retard.
Progressivism is the cancer… and he has it BAD!
He throws insults like a 14 yr old boy. Geez. Grow up already, Sean, no one cares.
Who's Sean Penn?
This is from the guy who beat Madonna to the point where she didn't enjoy it.
sean penn is a stupid turd!
Just another fake hollywood tough guy. These guys think they are important because a bunch of creeps with cameras and nothing better to do with their lives follow them around all day. Just ignore Sean Penn, he will go away. They say outrageous things to keep themselves in the spotlight, it's as simple as that. He is a miserable little creep plain and simple.
Sean Pene (intenionally spelled incorrectly), why would you wish anyone would die screaming from YOU?
By the way, how's your buddy Hugo's wang? You've inspected it up close and personal, I hear (surely, just out of medical curiosity…wink, wink).
Next time you are in Caracas, let him take you Colon Bowlin'.
Madonna divorced him because he was too perverted for her to handle…MADONNA!
That's gotta say something.
What a horrible thing to wish on anyone. I wonder how the late (and liberal) Farrah Fawcett would have felt about him saying such a thing.
Negative. Someone needs to literally shove Sean's head up his ass. How this POS has escaped a massive daily ass whooping is beyond me. He's an incompetent, gutless, ignorant hobbit that believes everything he reads on DaileyKos.
Isn't that a projectile vomiting disease?
Will soon arrive where?
Good thing the bible is just a piece of paper with words on it.
hey sean – you first
What was it? Stellar education of 2 semesters at a Junior College?
and yet he Dares to lecture on right and wrong— the poster child for a spouse abuser–wasn't it Madonna he punched around?
I guess his "Milk" went to his head!
This is an example of Sean Penn on drugs, from the brain to the bottom.
gee – hate yourself much? How is that second classy – citizeny thing working out for you?
"…of your soiled and bloodstained underwear."
FItting imagery for a "red diaper baby." Such a hateful twisted apple could not have fallen far from the tree. Could the wisdom of the past generation's "blacklisting" of his father be any more apparent.?
Is it true for his role in 'I Am Sam' the director told him to just "act natural?"
He is talking out of his ass. It is hard to determine which end is which with Sean!
Talk about a great place to start redistribution of wealth. You want communism Mr. Penn? Lets start with putting your wasted assets towards the collective good. We could probably house 50 homeless people in your mansion alone. You think Islam is so great? Go try and practice your craft in that wonderful culture of tolerance. You actually think people are going to listen to an individual that cannot articulate above the level of a middle school age boy? Please leave the country and take Danny Glover with you. Folks its time to start sending a message to these Hollywood clowns with our pocket books. The entertainment industry is morally bankrupt.
Ok so Sean says a few idiotic things now and then–so do senators, (ex) presidents, pastors…at least he is putting his money and his life, time and influence to help hurting people. And you askholes (as sean would probably say) couldn't even give him credit for doing something good.
Oh sh#t why did i bother.
This immature, no-talent, egotistical pecker-nose is obsessed with himself. The only way he can catapult himself into the limelight and in front of cameras is to inject himself into the aftermath of natural disasters. How pathetic. He's too stupid to realize that no matter what he does, people regard him as just another irrelevant, hate-filled liberal. Mr. "Bad Boy"… LOL. What a joke.
I feel guilty for laughing at that comment.
Amy, I couldn't agree with you more. Be one a proud Lesbian or gay man, if you believe in liberty, America, and the constitution you are a conservative. Besides that, I find my conservative friends care less who I sleep with then the progressive/socialist . When the Pro/Socs find out I prefer women, they are all over me to get involved with social justice groups and movements. BLAAAAAAAAAAH to that. Just get the government out of my business and bedroom.
I'm confused. How can he be all for gay rights and other bs like that, yet constantly demeaning and insulting them with his insults towards Conservatives? Is he admitting that homosexuality is disgusting and a horrible way of life? I mean, if I'm wanting to insult someone I'm not going to say "you heterosexual, law abiding, tax paying citizen!!!" I mean…..seriously….
Another mentally ill liberal. You'd think with their wealth they'd be able to get some psychotropics.
Tell yourself and everyone around you how great and important you are long enough and they all start believing it! What a PUTZ!
This horrible thing needs to be visited by three ghosts or it will suffer a grave fate indeed. This little troll of a man is the personification of the emotional dysfunction of the progressive era (1900 – 2014) and will likely pass on never knowing who the good guys were or what they were like. His loss.
Sean Penn is a hemorrhoid in Hollywood's a$$.
I suspect that in 10 years or so we'll be hearing "Sean Penn, best known for his role as stoned surfer Jeff Spicoli, is being treated for advanced colo-rectal cancer."
I'm sure he'll rush to Cuba for treatment.
Personally, I think it is fantastic that Penn is helping out in Haiti, and using his money and connections to get things done. I just find it a little obscene that he makes every trip to a war-torn country or disaster-stricken area all about him. He gets his mug in front of the cameras and instead of asking for donations he talks about what a great humanitarian, patriot, and Super Dad he is. Nothing about the folks on the ground getting their hands dirty while he's on CBS Sunday Morning wishing cancer upon people. I only saw a couple of clips, but did he even mention a website or number for people who wanted to donate to his organization?
Still In Spacolli 'Character Mode' after all these years, hey Sean ? Ah Sean….. If you look up the word IDIOT in the Dictionary you'll find your picture right next to it. Spacolli, you're no Spinoza.
Funny how all of the posters here felt that they needed to bother taking time out of their day to comment on this story. If you don't agree with what he says, ignore it. Not one post on here sounds the slightest bit sensible. You have all sunk to his level. Bravo!
What about the undercurrent of violent homophobia in his comments? Very common on the left, as if calling someone gay is one of the worst things you can do to someone. Didn't Mickey Roarke have some stories about Penn, his former roommate, being very homophobic?
Your precious constitution had to be ammended after over 100 years to allow women to even vote – gay or straight – you can thank all of those dull and boring women who came before you who had the guts and gumption to get involved in those dreaded social justice groups for that.
Why does anyone bother with this laughable horse's ass at this point. Look up rectal cancer in the medical dictionary and you'll see a photo of Penn. Why are so many so-called entertainers disturbed and out of touch with reality? In their delusional state they actually think their opinions matter.
Ooooooh- defending Penn by calling his critics "hateful"
That popping sound you hear is irony meters exploding……
Shark jumped long ago…Sean, read the memo.
And yet, the words on that paper are somehow more profound than anything that's ever come out of your festering cakehole.
Gee, bigoted much? Gay people can't think for themselves? Theuir political identity is locked in by their sexual orientation?
URwhyAmericansdespiseleftists
LOL!
Spicolli!!! What a tool…
HUH???!!!
Sure, you can Sean Penn can wish a painful, agonizing cancer death on people you've never met based on a set of simplistic stereotypes and generalities…but at least you aren't hatemongers!
"at least he is putting his money and his life, time and influence to help hurting people"
What a load of crap. Photo-ops set up by his publicists. How about the genuine unheralded efforts of people like this:
http://teamrubiconusa.org/2010/03/04/making-a-dif...
Even if Penn were somehow sincere and not posing, that wouldn't excuse his ignorant, violent hatred of America and Americans.
You are tiresome. Go away.
Hmm. So, it's not YOUR precious constitution. I couldn't agree more with the name you've picked for yourself. You are truly what is wrong.
I've read more compelling Archie Comic books than the nonsenscical drivel in the bible.
Reflect your disapproval of these Leftwingers-as-Hollywood by refusing to purchase their products. There are several if not many "stars" and filmmakers whose work at some point in the past I watched, bought, but no longer. I now exercise my rejection of their negative views by not purchasing anything they make or appear in.
Penn's mentally very sick.
Hmmm, you have to wonder whether something er, bad happened to him on the set of Milk. Maybe he had an uncomfortable experience which has caused this kind of acting-out. On the other hand he could just be a massive d-bag who's desperately trying to be relevent again. Hey, he got good press by going to New Orleans after Katrina and getting in everyone's way why not do it again for Haiti. Problem was that this time people called him out on it.
Wow, he's right up there with Garafalo and Olbermann with his foul, ugly, rageful comments. Wonder if his mommy made him stand in a corner as a kid.
Tell me again, Mr. Penn, how Republicans are the ones who spew hatred.
There is a special place in Hell for this sack of vile sh*t.
Right back atcha' , pal. Where's the compassion, tolerance and all the other BS from the Lefty Playbook?!
If he was genuinely there to help hurting people, he wouldn't give a rat's ass what people think about him. His tendency to lash out at his critics suggests these adventures of his are more about making him look good than helping others. That's what are making fun of when they ridicule him.
It looks like Sean Penn is on some serious hard street drugs.It runs in families; look at the sad end of his talented brother Chris. Beyond politics he is a troubled person,and this won't end well, unless he gets help.
My very first thought was "GOOD ONE"………I'm finished with guilt
Thanks for enlightening us with your wisdom /sarc. Now mommy is calling you and Penn up for PB&J's
I love the self congratulatory "…from my tent camp in Haiti…." What a tool! Between him and John Cusack wishing bad things and threatening to do disgusting stuff to anyone right of Che Guevera, its quite clear they don't have the chops to argue on point. Of course, I could be out of touch, being out here in my tent camp in Chile.
Yes, he's helped hurt Madonna and any number of photographers, among others.
"Your precious constitution"? What rock have you been living under? I am with you all the way Amy.
It was an awful movie, but it provided a great punchline in "Tropic Thunder". Don't go full retard!
Yeti says you are very naughty.
As a teen Sean made some very bad choices and his Daddy alway fixed it for him.
Thus this is what you get as an adult.
Sean, that cancer in your ass, is your head. It's malignant, and needs to be removed.
I knew there was still some Spicoli left in that guy.
Sean Penn is an angry pathetic little commie.
Let's see.
Rectal cancer or Sean Penn?
Which is worse? I mean really? If you had to live with one of them?
What's pathetic is every post you make here. You bring nothing of substance to the table. I notice you mentioned "your precious constitution", making sure to type Constitution in lower-case. A true American would never do that, or refer to the Constitution as "someone else's". Go grab your gerbils and find solace in your hateful existence.
Good. Support our cause and buy Sean a case of smokes.
Keep smoking Sean. Keep smoking.
Penn needs a 12 gauge enema to clear his head.
OK, we've all sunk to his level. Sooo….I guess I'LL be on national TV slinging hate? Maybe Cowboy Logic, or Doc Scanlon?
Get a grip. We haven't begun to sink to the abyss that is Sean Penn's rotting soul.
Stop projecting.
I really think there is something mentally wrong with this guy. It's one thing to be out of touch with reality, but I truly believe he is living in an entirely differently world than even the rest of the quacks in Hollywood.
YAWN !!!!! So this is what a typical Progressive/socialist response is like. They scream how they are so open and compassionate to everyone, as long as they agree with them. And dimwad, the sufferage movement was not that big, only 7000 subscriber to the Sufferagette newpaper "The Revolution", and also you obviously dont know women if you think that before we got the vote we were not heard in politics. After all Wyoming elected the first woman Governor in the 1880s!!!! Without a constitutional amendment.
what is pathetic is you and your adoration of a piece of paper. Ooooh I didn't capitalize the word constitution – A true american – blah blah blah – you're all form no substance – a guy like Penn is out living the true spirit of the constitution – which btw when it was written was pure unadultarated bullsh** – blacks were left out – women were left out – white men who didn't own land were left out -
Given that you read more Archie Comic books than pages from the Bible, what did you expect?
HAHAHAHA! Seriously–why are you here on this blog? Be careful what you wish for YOU just might get it. As far as all of those descriptive words you used to describe readers/posters on this blog: they're words so big hairy deal. Grow up. We don't really care what you have to say when you fling stupid, hyperbolic insults at people that you've never met. That tactic may have worked in the 3rd grade but not here. Approach with a logically constructed reBUTTal and we just might have a conversation. Right now you are only so much background noise. .
And he doesn't even need to be in front of a camera to do that….
As much as pomos would like for words to have no inherent meaning, they refute themselves every time they use words. If the Bible is just a piece of paper with words on it, we'd hardly need you to write that, and it would be a waste of your time to have done so. So you know full well there's more to it than that. It doesn't matter whether you believe it's true or not, it's quite evident there's more than just paper and ink in play.
That last picture with Penn holding his hand to his head, finger extended to his temple, in the shape of a gun…do you think someone could actually give him a real one then teach him where the trigger is?
That's an insult to two-year-olds everywhere.
Sean Penn is so stupid he makes Alec Balwin sound like Einstein.
And to you as well, Mr. Enlightenment. You know, normally, ad hominem attacks are beneath me. I'll make an exception as seriously engaging anything you say is beneath me as well. My God you have have a huge head! No wonder Chavez is a hero of yours.
Get someone to iron your face while you're at it. Perhaps the Castro boys can hook you up.
Get a job, douchebag. Explore the world beyond your mom's basement.
Great movie reference
A new term comes see light:
Selective Humanitarianism.
So disingenuous! Poses with his nappy-time eye-rubbing, I'm-so-bored crossed arms, then mealy-mumbles he doesn't spend energy thinking about what his critics say. Truth is it takes a great deal of energy to hate and all his faux unflappability doesn't cover it. I mean, who wishes rectal cancer on anyone? The guys an angry, hateful, chain-smoking grade-schooler.
And here you are commenting on our comments. So what does that say about you?
You were just annoying me. Now I feel really sad for you. You're a great example of the revisionist history being foisted upon poor, gullible children by the crazy loons calling themselves professors these days. That you can't understand the history of the Constitution in the context of it's time and see what great strides the Founding Fathers made in a cruel, brutal world really hurts my heart. You've been deprived of the joy that comes with pride in one's country.
One of my greatest moments came as I turned the corner at Mt. Vernon and saw George Washington's house. I was in my fifties at the time, chaperoning my niece's eighth grade class trip to D.C.. As my eyes went up the long driveway and took in the house that Washington called home, I burst into tears. My niece, concerned, asked me what was wrong. I sobbed out, "George Washington walked here," indicating the ground in front of me. I'm sad that you will never experience that feeling of utter wonderment and pride that I felt that day.
Some day you may reflect on what a great country this is – I just hope it's not from some barren gulag while you starve to death, waiting for someone to save you.
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