When Will Some Brave Comedian Spoof Jon Stewart?
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For eight very long minutes Jon Stewart spoofs Glenn Beck. Good luck slogging through the last half. As my mind wandered near the end two questions suddenly came to me: Why won’t Michelle Pfeiffer take my calls and other than Keith Olbermann, who’s more spoof-able nowadays than Jon Stewart? Consider how much comedy gold there is to grab hold of:
1. He’s desperately in love with himself.
2. His audience will laugh at anything (as this overlong skit proves).
3. Whenever the show’s energy starts to die, Stewart reliably resorts to Plan B: Much VOLUME followed by Funny Face.
4. He’s a coward who hides his Leftist in-the-tankness behind that tired ”I’m just a clown” schtick. Hell, even Olbermann has the guts to step in the arena and take a hit. As does Glenn Beck, for that matter.
5. When he does do a serious interview and the guest gets the better of him, Stewart goes for the cheap joke to win the audience back.
Jon Stewart is a Palace Guard not a satirist.
In my book, that makes him fair game.
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Jon Stewart is a comedian?
I nominate Evan Sayet.
How DARE you! Jon Stewart is always honest. Jon Stewart is always hilarious. Jon Stewart is always right. And another thing, moving to a joke when things get ideologically dicey is a GENIUS RHETORICAL MOVE. I think it was Aristotle who said: "A statement is persuasive and credible either because it is directly self-evident or because it appears to be proved from other statements that are so. Also, when you get in trouble make a quick joke." When will all you neo-con, right wingnut, republiCAN'T, Blight-bart people get a clue? Jon Stewart is a blameless, sainted, (and so endearingly modest!) and brilliant comedian who is the only one brave enough to speak truth to power. And that truth is that Barack Obama is doing just fine.
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Jon Stewart mocks Glen Beck ( who is ALREADY a mockery to begin with , which only makes Stewart's job easy ) and all of a sudden you Right Wingers get frantic about it ! You never wondered why Stewart had not been spoofed BEFORE he did his " Beck act . " I would agree with you , however, that Jon Stewart's effort was not NEARLY as entertaining as the REAL THING ( Beck ) . It astounds me how you people can actually take blow hards like Limbaugh , Bachman , Palin , Hannity , Beck , etc all… so " seriously . " They are all clowns. Living caracatures that froth at the mouth , especially Limbaugh . Gross. The pathetic fact is that THEY represent your fractured party . How sad. Rush and the rest of your " leaders" ( Steele ; LOL ) get lampooned because clowns are fun to be parodied. See? We're all laughing…. I wonder what you'll have to say about tonight's SNL …. not to mention next weeks Sesame Street. Akways an axe to grind. LOL.
jon stewart has "short guy syndrome"
hahahahahahhahahahahh
Seriously, there are people on here who are defending Obama? Man, that's funnier than anything Stewart can ever say.
It's not what they're saying, it's who they are saying it about.
These Progressives are scared to death of people like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and all normal people.
They can't help themselves. All we can do is feel sorry for them and their delusions.
LOL. Wow…Must really chap your ass that the world knows Obama's a joke and you voted for him. Don't worry: we're all laughing at you.
you need to share some of that stuff you have been using. really.
What in this post is objectionable? Is Jon Stewart not a blameless media savior? Is "Blight-bart" not an appropriate snarky attack? I guess it's impossible to write something even mildly sarcastic on this issue…
I'm not so sure it's just his "guy" that's short.
Your on a Breitbart website reading comments from conservatives. Whose frantic?
I used to watch this guy, back in college, mostly. Then I grew up and realized that he's only funny if you think you actually are in some way better than the people he shows you how to make fun of. If there was one thing my bleeding-heart, public-school, social-science teachers actually got right, it was that this is precisely the worst kind of sense-of-humor; that when you make a joke out other people, you're only laughing because you're insecure about who you really are.
The society that eats up this type of humor, to the point of believing, and admitting in surveys, that it is a better and more reliable source of 'news' for them- is severely flawed. Think about.
I love Glenn Beck, and think he does great work. I think this is actually very funny. If it's actually meant to make valid criticism, it fails on that level, but I think it's adorable and a not particularly hate-filled or nasty mock of Glenn's ways. It actually makes me love Glenn more — thanks Jon
Clearly you are one of BHO's beneficiaries. I expect you are unemployed and living in your mother's basement, awaiting your VP gig.
Problem is if you keep smoking that whacky tobacky no reputable firm will ever hire you, and really there is no need for VP of Politically Correct Ignorant Republican Bashing.
Where I come from jokers like you are called, "a tool". I pray that someday you actually have an original thought (not just another rip-off thought from Huff-po or Kos) and that your small fragment of brain does not melt when it happens.
Go back to your video games please and leave politics to those who work and pay taxes…
As Rush says, they can't help but let us know when they're afraid, and of whom.
When Glenn gets around to seeing this, he'll laugh hard enough to rip his appendectomy scar open again… Oh, I get it now — this is Jon's lame attempt to kill him.
Wow Jon Stewart's audience is obviously made up of idiots who will laugh at anything because it makes them feel smart because they "get it".
Hey , Matty… you should know that these right wing extremeists can't take a joke. They have no depth. Especially when you use elevated wit and sarcasm. They are the ANTI intellectual political party , who confuse academic achievement with elitism . Inferior minds , like Beck and Limbaugh. A true reflection of the poor souls who follow them .These guys can't even take a joke from a PUPPET !!!!! Watch out , Ms Piggy !!!!! ( Yes , I mean YOU , Sarah . )~~~
Ha! Well, I'm sure Glenn will find it funny — he actually has a sense of humor about himself, which is a good sign.
Leave Sarah Silverman ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And three more !!!'s for emphasis.
You seem to have missed the satire inherent in Matty's post.
Many regressive liberals/democrats get their news from a comedy channel, which is how we can end up with an economically illiterate political neophyte for a president. The democrats don't care about qualifications, experience or competence, if they did Pelosi, Reid, Franken, Waters, et al wouldn't be in congress. As Biden said, obama is "clean and articulate", and he's black. Isn't that enough? Come on, it's only the US Presidency, it's not like he's applying to be a manager at McDonald's.
Well , Im glad we can all have a good , hearty laff about this. But , Stella , I still think Glen is funnier than Stewart. ( Never really cared for Jon Stewart )
Three hundred writers and this is the best Stewart can do.
Obama is the President, Dims control the House and the Senate. What "power" are you talking about? Here is some truth to power; If you keep forcing this socialist agenda against the will of the people, I'm afraid there will be blood as the movie title said. But, from what I have heard from Liberals who are honest, yes it is blood they want.
What are Leibowitz' ratings these days? I read a few months back that his audience is less than a quarter of what O'Reilly's is. I only see him when he makes Newsbusters or here on Breit. I don't know that an imitation of Stewart would draw much of a crowd, since Stewart doesn't draw much of a crowd. I even read that his demographics are looking bad, that he doesn't attract the young and "hip" anymore.
Stewart has a show three-four times a week? That's about an hour and a half of performing time every week. Now, look at Beck with three hours a day of radio and an hour show five times a week. Not only is Stewart's audience limited, but he's clearly a slacker.
The rif should be a lot shorter, it's way too long, but the concept (there's a plot to steal Glenn Beck organ by organ) is admittedly a funny one.
*Blink* This is a joke, right? I mean, this is a script from bizarro world. I know guys like you (or girls?) do this to get a rise out of the rest of us (republiCAN'T…really? Blight-bart? How long have you been waiting to use that one?) but your "technique" is showing.
I don't even know why I bother. You're determined to stay in permanent adolescence aren't you?
Do you mean they are gits?
Is that a joke? Jon Stewart comes on at 11:00 PM, hes one of the highest if not the highest rated show in his timeslot.
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Beck got Van Jones booted from the czar list. What has Stewart done lately? Oh yeah, he did a skit.
Speaking of Hitler-like blowhards frothing at the mouth, I think Keith Olbermann is pretty funny myself.
The reason so many actors and comedians represent the leftist view is because the Left in this country is a pretentious joke.
My goodness, what that ever DULL !!!!!!!!!
I actually liked the first few minutes of it but holy hell… brevity is the soul of wit. But this wasn't about being funny it was an attack piece.
My God, everyone on here is SO right. Jon Stewart supporters are like soooo dumb, but Glenn Beck supporters are awesome. Keep going Glenn, don't let the Left drag you down, keep speaking truth to power, you have truly shown us the light, without you we would still be in the dark, you are the only one with the bravery to ask these questions, and for this, we are all eternally grateful. God bless Glenn Beck. (p.s Glenn I'm not gay, but you give me a hard-on)
It is worth noting that Stewart himself admits he is a clown and a phony journalist to boot, but when you listen to his fans they overwhelmingly believe he is a real hard news reporter. What I find so amazing is how threatened the MSM is of Beck. I'll even agree with the Beck haters that he goes over the top at times, but why can't anyone (the Whitehouse included) challenge him on his facts or attack his message. All we get are these personal attacks on Beck himself. The same is happening here with Stewart’s fans trying to defend him. They keep calling everyone they disagree with names, instead of just challenging our facts. continued
I think he was being sarcastic as evidenced by his Aristotle quote.
Comedy Central should do their very very best to keep South Park running. Unless Trey and Matt are the ones on the network to speak truth to power….and hogwash.
Whoa … maybe a step too far Stella. But your point is well taken.
Gee, maybe he could do even better at 3am.
John Stewart is a comedic snooze button, annoying enough to get you to eventually wake up and change the channel.
I love it when stupid liberals (not that there's any other kind) come here to prove how unintelligent they are.
It's always the usual Limbaugh, Palin, Beck, Hannity, blah, blah, blah. Do any of you have a brain? Is there some master puppeteer pulling the strings? Tell him he needs a new line for crissakes. My God, you'd think even you puppets would be bored to death with your inane, repetitious group-speak. You're F***ING BORING.
The left IS their own self-parody. Bozos like Frank, Grayson, Garofalo, O'Donnell, Olbermann, Matthews, Moore, Pelosi, Blago, etc., are hilarious to watch.
Fractured party? LOL!!! Tell the master puppeteer he needs new material. The only people it's working on are other lunatic-lefties. You're like a bunch of F***ING ZOMBIES. The master puppeteer pulls the strings and all the good little lunatic-lefties drone on with the same F***ING BORING lines and nod their good little lunatic-lefty heads.
Get a clue you idiot. The Democratic party doesn't even need Republicans to pass their disastrous legislation, but they're FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES. LOL!!! MoveOn threatening Dems. Blue Dogs fighting the radicals. Pro-life Dems fighting Pelosi over abortion. The Hispanic Caucus threatening over exclusion of illegals.
They'll get it done, but they'll have to pay-off all the opponents, making their legislation even more disastrous and the American people will respond unkindly to the Dems.
BTW, you want to see how utterly stupid and inane Democrats are? They squirm and twist themselves into a pretzel to the point of hilarity in order to claim Obama didn't 'really' say what he said.
http://theplumline.whorunsgov.com/political-media...
Like I said; their own self-parody. LOL!!!
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Wait wait wait a minute here. Palace guards are to be mocked? I thought they were merely pawns in my silly game of "made you blink". This opens up new avenues of cheap laughs for me and allows me to speak with a cockney accent without fear of my husbands "lord shut up" stare downs.
That said…
Isn't the knowledge that his fans think he is real news enough? I put him in the same category as Conan Obrien when he does the lucky charms dance. Two steamy turds that their lovers gobble up with mindboggling abandon.
This is really just more leftism masquerading as cynicism. They're speaking truth-to-power about people not in power. Absurd.
You know why I love your post. Because it perfectly illustrates the ugliness of your kind.
Thank you for that Jake.
One thing I notice different between liberals and conservatives is the recipient of attacks. Liberals ALWAYS attack the person delivering the message. Conservatives attack ideas. Liberals MUST have a charismatic, (i.e. Obama), leader while conservative principals and ideas will surface to the top in spite of the personalities. Liberals make much use of emotion while conservatives use common sense. Interesting.
do what i do…..change the channel. stewart is an aging hipster suck-pump.
Aristotle, Aristotle was bugger for a botlle
I drink therefore I am….
Hey Matty, B stands for Bruce right, Bruce
By the way I'm Bruce too, welcome to the philosophy department, No pufters!
I refuse to watch Jon Stewart and his not stop ego 'stroking'. He needs some alone time.
and yet…. they still get more viewers than all the liberal pundits put together… why is that you think?
Hahaha Jed, you beat me to that one!
john stupor is ugly inside AND out.
I am sorry but what did this skit by Stewart have to do with Glenn Beck, Bruce! I saw no likeness at all.
If Glenn Beck is so terrible how come his ratings at 2:00 AM beat out Stewart, SNL and Sesame Street combined.
You libs always an Axe to Grind LOL
My husband used to be an ammo troop..Something about…IYAAYAS.
Um…this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Jon Stewart is unbelievably talented.
Actually this might have been mildly funny if it hadn't gone on for 8 fricking minutes.
Someone needs to explain to Stewart about brivity and wit. NEvermind, progressives don't believe in souls. I forgot.
"These guys can't even take a joke from a PUPPET !!!!!! (did I get enough exclamation points?)" I suppose you were comfortable with and enjoyed "Team America, World Police"? Didn't think so. Get a clue – no, get several clues, one ain't enough for you.
Ad Hominem defines liberals? Are you joking? Remember swift boats? Obama hangs with terrorists and he's not even American? Conservatives ALWAYS attack the messenger. Lee Atwater and Karl Rove are on YOUR side.
What a crock. Delusional, self-aggrandizing nonsense. Go read some Ayn Rand. Or be smart and listen to Alan Greenspan when he thoroughly rebuked the "self-interest regulates itself" philosophy. Complex societies REQUIRE central planning and regulation or they fail.
Wow, speak o' the devil. The comment RIGHT AFTER YOURS: "do what i do…..change the channel. stewart is an aging hipster suck-pump." Yeah, really principled argumentation there.
Stop treating this like team sports.
Hahahahaha you called him john stupor! OMG LOL ROFLMAO YOU SHOULD HAVE HIS JOB!
Or he can keep doing the wittiest, best satire on television.
"a palace guard, not a satirist" So were you a superfan of The Daily Show when W. was in the White House?
FYI, a Daily Show piece that cuts both ways…
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-27-...
8 fricking minutes? Ain't that a long time! Why, Bush only sat with The Pet Goat for seven!
This was an enormous talent spoofing a complete clown. Don't be jealous.
i'm still waiting for someone to spoof Obama. SNL doesn't even try to imitate him. maybe if somebody really did spoof him, and exaggerate his mannerisms, it would expose him for the fraud that he is. there is so much to spoof and make fun of…it's amazing to me. who cares about Jon Stewart?
I agree that it went on a little long. But the first five minutes or so were hilarious. That's the best I've seen Stewart do in a long time. He has Beck's whole array of gestures and vocal mannerisms down pat.
I don't dislike Beck, by the way, and am often annoyed by Stewart, but you gotta admit this is some well-conceived, well-performed comedy. And it's not even terribly mean.
Indeed. That's a constant unintended joke at this site: "The doody-head liberals only use ad hominems!!!"
Meh, amusing.
Remember swift boats?
Yeah, and they were right. John Kerry was proven to be a liar. By the way, his photo is prominently displayed in the Vietnam Communist Museum as a celebrated compatriot.
Obama hangs with terrorists
bill ayers, obama's close friend and author of his biography, is a domestic terrorist.
and he's not even American?
Show us the long form birth certificate. You have to forgive me for not taking the word of a liar , infanticide supporter and associate of a domestic terrorist.
Thanks — I only say "Hitler-like" because of his intense, angry screaming, not making any other implications about him by that reference.
John Stewart is one of those people I would never know who they were if Big Hollywood or other Conservative sites didn't link to them.
He has already showed how big a hypocrite he is by continuing to be Obama's little attack poodle. If he was a real comedian he would give Obama and his band of clowns the same treatment he gives Republicans. They are letting their ideology get in the way of pure comedic gold… But I am sure Stewart got the "Don't make us look bad" speech from "V"… I mean "O" back when Barry was "taking charge" and "getting things done" as President-Elect .
That part was ok I was just taking exception that you think KO is funny.
Heck I use to laugh at Letterman so I know there is no accounting for funny.
I actually find him unbearably ridiculous and hateful, but said he was "funny" for rhetorical purposes.
"Academic Acheivement" amongst the liberal elite is now about on a par with Nobel Peace Prizes (and Oscars and Grammy awards). And the second rate intellects of Barrack Obama and Justice Sotomayor are proof of how the concept of affirmative action has been abused by said elitist.
The Editor of the Harvard Law review that never wrote anything, the "Genius" that hides his SAT scores, Your first post-racial president is really the first post-acheivement president. You liberal clowns are so invested in your phoniness and your lies that you are blind to what a bunch of morons thoughtful people see you as.
Please explain to all of us Gary why the MSM would go after a private citizen standing in HIS own front yard playing catch with his son. When unannounced, a Presidential candidate shows up on the sidewalk and asks him if he has any questions. Joe the Plumber asked a very simple intelligent question about taxes, to which Obama replied with a very reasonable detailed explanation of his tax plan but ends it with " I think that when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody". Now it was the Associated Press that originally reported the story not Joe the Plumber. So it was Obama's own poor choice of words that created the firestorm, not Joe's evil diabolical conservative plan to embarrass a Democrat. But it was the MSM and Liberals who started looking into Joe's I.R.S. records, his plumber's license, and his past marital affairs in an effort to discredit him. They very publicly attacked a private citizen for asking a question that their messiah tripped up on.
So while you are correct that these attacks occur on both sides I hope that you will at least acknowledge the severerity and the degree to which they happen to conservatives versus liberals. You can apply this tactic to Linda Tripp, Jennifer Flowers, Carrie Prejean and a multitude of other private citizens whose only crime was bringing the truth to light thus embarrassing a Democrat.
I stand corrected and should have known better.
Stewart has been lucky enough to find an audience stoned enough and/or with a low enough IQ to laugh at his moronic "fart joke" humor. He also knows that as long as all his hatred-based humor is directed at the Dems enemies he get's to stay on the air.
But watch out John, if Levi Johnston keeps up with the Palin bashing, the lefty media might reward him by giving him your job.
The news is such a sham. It's the wool being pulled over the eyes and look at you fools playing along.
The Daily Show is as scary as it is funny because it hi lights cracks in the facade and yet no-one seems to care and nothing seems to change.
Hell, you all may as well blame me for all the good this finger pointing is going to do you.
You've got to get up REALLY early in the morning, and be armed to the teeth (metaphorically speaking) to spoof Jon Stewart.
We all remember what happened when you guys tried to spoof Michael Moore. Ye Gods it was awful!
bingo
I never found this guy funny, never!! I remember him on a show many years ago called "Short Attention Span Theater," which gave clips of comdey bits, and was on the old Comedy Channel. He was the co-host, who try and smirk as much as he like never made me laugh. As a result I never watch his show. The biggest sin I can think of for a comedian to make, is to NOT be funny. Jon Leibovitz is one of the biggest sinners in comic related entertainment today.
This is just a guess..but I'm thinking the average age of bloggers on here are say 60 years old?? I hope you understand that every day, your party looks more out of touch with "real Americans". I find it funny how the beginning of the show shows our founding Fathers and then includes Martin Luther King. I am sure that he would have loved to have met them…Oh that's right..they owned slaves and he would have never been able to talk to the civilized whites of the time. It's the hypocrites like Glen, Rush, Palin, etc. that keep me laughing every day at their out of touch rants.. You lost touch and that's why we voted for America. How's this for an idea…instead of spending millions just trying to prove Obama wrong…maybe you can come up with ideas to actually help this Country. Ohh but then that would require all of your gay politicians to come out….without being caught, or your Family First politicians who get caught cheating on their wives, or your religious leaders to stop raping and or molesting young boys.. Well it would be a nice idea..
Yes sir!
"As my mind wandered near the end two questions suddenly came to me"
"Why can't I get any real work?"
"A blubbering drug- addicted tub-o-lard can get a FOX paycheck -Why not meeeeeee?"
Yes, it is about time someone with a biting sarcasm go after that balding midget. Anyone notice that do not shoot him from behind anymore? Its not an accident. He is about a year away from a piece to cover up his bald spot. Turn him into the next Olberman. Funny how Colbert has more talent and I suspect more talent. He is your typical short man. A real dick behind he scenes I am sure. Anyone ever see his MTV should about 15 years ago? That is the real "John Stewart" or John Liebowitz. What a putz, drops his name so no one thinks he is Jewish. And he has the nerve to criticize others about anything? A no courage, short, self-hating obnoxious ass parading around as a hip liberal. LOSER! Does anyone know whether he sits on a phonebook during his interviews of guests who are usually taller than him? Maybe his shtick is wearing thin. if it isn't, we should go after his own indiscretions (like denying his identity). Just start calling it the Liebovitz Show. That should piss him off.
The first half started off pretty strong but it got weak at the end.
The whole point of the spoof is that Beck doesn't have a coherent message. He just makes random connections, with selected key words and a few tears sprinkled in, to get confused people who already hate liberals to think there's a good reason for their hatred.
Good man, your husband! I'm so ammo I was ammo when we had our own squadrons.
How about he stops being a pussy and hiding behind his comedian facade when people challenge him to a debate.
No, not one on his show where his trained seal audience erupts if he makes a constipation face, one with a neutral audience so he can be exposed for the hack he is.
The guy who regularly weeps on his show is liberal?
The attacks on Clinton's sexual proclivities were from liberals?
The questions about Obama's birthplace are about ideas?
Who'da thunk.
And we all remember what happened when you try to make jokes in your comments. You have the wit of a funeral parlor worker.
There are no "Brave Comedians" capable of "Spoofing" Jon Stewart. Why? Because there are no successful right-wing comics. Conservatives, by definition, are not creative. This is the reason 99% of the world's greatest writers, musicians, artists, poets and yes, comics come from politically liberal back-rounds. Conservatives, generally, lack the ability to laugh at anything more sophisticated than crude jokes. They can't recognize or appreciate satire, parody or irony, let alone create them.
This is just a guess, but I'm thinking you're either in college, or just graduated. I hope you understand that every day, your party looks more out of touch with simple economic principles and masquerades as a party that pretends to care about minorities. It's the hypocrites like Stewart, Olbermann, Maher, Pelosi, etc. that keep me laughing at how you people voted for smoke and mirrors. You got fooled and that's why you voted for the hip black dude.
Also, you Dumb-o-crats own a filibuster-proof majority in the House, so it's sink or swim time for schnooks like Pelosi, Reid, Frank, and Dodd. You are just the atypical lib idiot. How about you get your politicians to pay those taxes Joe Biden thinks we're so Goddamn patriotic to pay? How about you stop associating with ACORN?
You want some ideas I have to improve the country? Eliminate affirmative action, eliminate rent control, have stricter laws for deadbeat dads who abandon the mothers and the kids. And the kicker:
USE PLANS AND POLICIES THAT WORK, NOT ONES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ALL FUZZY INSIDE, something Democrats are wont to do. Look at your own parties foibles before you go bash the Republicans.
Hmm. Attacking the person's culture, hair, and height. By another commenter's standards, that should make you a liberal.
And, his Jewishness is a frequent part of his comedy. It's really not uncommon for entertainment figures to change their names. What do you suppose Samuel Langhorne Clemens (aka Mark Twain) was trying to hide?
Really?!?!? That is your comeback?? Your talking physical attributes.. Please.. Rush and Beck.. Fat, going bald, Oxy Junky, alcoholic, cheating, closet homosexuals. Ohh I forgot… You can do what ever you want…and all you have to do is say a few hail Mary's and Shazam..Your a "good" Christian again.. And you wonder why almost 25% of Americans are now Atheist. It's called evolution… Once you ass backwards ignorant hypocrites evolve enough to understand that the Bible and religion were created to scare and keep society under control. And all based on campfire stories…you may be able to come down back to earth.
Unfortunately for your idea of myself… I am 35 DWM I am a District Manager for the largest liquor distributor in the world. I make over $150,000 a year… That had to deflate you a bit huh… The funny part is I am not a registered Democrat either.. Uh Oh….Now what kind of rebuttal do I have you say. I am an American first and foremost!! Our Country went wrong when being a Republican or Democrat meant you had to change your ideals and beliefs just so you can fit into their mold. Look, I voted for Obama because we need a totally different direction in the Country's policies not only in house but world wide. Do I think he is coming through with the "change" he promised….Not really. Do I however want him to succeed…Absolutely!! Maybe..and this may be a stretch for you to understand, being so stuck in a Frankenstein like following of Republican good Democrat bad… If we worked as a UNITED STATES OF AMERICA… Maybe we could actually get thing accomplished.. There are plenty of examples of politicians on both sides being completely incompetent!! If Glenn Beck actually was what he said he was…A normal US citizen like his viewers…Which is so far from the truth.. How much is he making this year…over $30,000,000 a year.. I'm sure he is not really interested or worried about the economy and or Health Care..
So… How about trying to be a US citizen and not a Rep or Dem 100%… Maybe then you can evolve into the new way of thinking..
Constipation face is the perfect discription for the expression Leibovitz. makes.
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