Pissing on Jesus: Hollywood Hates Us Exhibit 11,567
by John Nolte
“Larry David would never do this to Muslims. He doesn’t have the guts.”
That’s missing the point.
Hypocrisy or a fear of how some wacko extremist might react has nothing to do with this. Hollywood constantly singles out Christians for cruel ridicule and the worst kind of stereotyping for one simple reason…
They hate us.
They hate our guts.
There’s nothing more complicated to this question than that.
I promise you that if every Muslim on the planet was as gentle as a kitten, it would still be Christians singled out by the entertainment industry at every opportunity.
Now, you wouldn’t know it from following modern-day pop culture, but we Christians do have a sense of humor and are just as capable of laughing at ourselves as anyone. But we also know when we’re being singled out, when we’re being laughed at and the difference between good-natured and mean-spirited. We acknowledge that there are many good people working in Hollywood who oppose this kind of bigotry and double-standard, just not enough of them to put a stop to it…
Here’s how much they hate us, how much they want to hurt us — and it goes way beyond a willingness to damage their own bottom line…
Good people hurt innocent people every day. We lose our tempers, say things in anger and generally come to regret it later. That’s one of the rougher parts of dealing with the human condition. And when good people watch Larry David piss on Christ, his mocking and blatant disrespect makes them angry. Some might even think, ”I should produce a YouTube of me pissing on Hollywood’s god – Barack Obama!” Which wouldn’t be a difficult or expensive thing to do in this digital age.
But good people don’t follow through on such things. Eventually, their better nature takes over as they think about how such a cruel and disrespectful act might hurt those they know who admire Obama … or the president’s two young daughters.
Nothing, however, stopped Larry David — not the time, logistics, planning or funds needed to put this cruel episode together. David’s not a dumb man, and neither are the many people who made the production possible. Every one of them knew exactly what they were doing, what the outcome would be and what Christ means to His followers.
And they relished every moment of it; the planning, execution and most of all, the uproar and disappointment that followed.
Anger puts cruel thoughts in your head. Hate’s the fuel required to take you across the finish line.
There’s no shortage of fuel in Hollywood.




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Yet another reason I never have and never will watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I will probably piss some people off with this this comment, but I am a Christian and I enjoyed this episode. I have no problem with humore that is not PC. Larry David pokes fun at everyone. He has no bounds and his humor is very topical. In fact, I cannot think of one group that he hasn't offended on "Curb" at some point, including Jews, etc.
Just let it go and enjoy it. And, if you don't want to watch it, you don't have to.
If I were Jesus, I would appoint you spokesman on this one.
There'd be no sense in continuing to be outraged by this stuff, and it always ends up helping them.
This is more of a Come On, Man, Really? Again? kind of thing.
If you don't get this sort of "Jew humor" you aren't "hip" and possibly an anti-Semite.
How hypocritical? Were you outraged about the Mohammed cartoons? Also, Larry David has done many episodes making fun of Muslims in burqas and on prayer mats facing mecca and has said in the show there are many 'meshuggena' muslims out there. I don't remember any outrage back then. Didn't I recently read Big H. blogs about free speech and Mohammed cartoons? How is this different? P.S. I didn't even think it was funny BUT the point is it's hypocritical to allow comedians to say some things and not others.
How hypocritical. Were you outraged about the Mohammed cartoons? Also, Larry David has done many episodes making fun of Muslims in burqas and on prayer mats facing mecca and has said in the show there are many 'meshuggena' muslims out there. I don't remember any outrage back then. Didn't I recently read Big H. blogs about free speech and Mohammed cartoons? How is this different? P.S. I didn't even think it was funny BUT the point is it's hypocritical to allow comedians to say some things and not others.
"I promise you that if every Muslim on the planet was as gentle as a kitten, it would still be Christians singled out by the entertainment industry at every opportunity."
I don't completely agree with this. Yes, they certainly would still be attacking Christians (as the predominant religion in the country) but there would probably be some slams against Islam as well.
Here is another truth – they never would have done this to a BLACK family. You are all up in arms over the Jesus thing. But they portray the WHITE women as stupid. Imagine if his secretary was Black. "Hollywood" doesn't hate "Christians" it is Jews that hate Whites.
Does Larry David or what he does really matter?
Piss on Larry David.
The best thing to do is pray for his wretched soul.
judgement day is coming
Ben Stein wrote this last week:
Those of us who are not Christians might want to stop pushing Christians around. They don't deserve it. It won't be pretty if they are ever start pushing back. Not only that, I will tell you when I start to worry: when this country no longer is a Christian country. That will be bad times for everyone, and really, the end of America.
http://spectator.org/archives/2009/10/19/americas...
What a bizarre response.
Did you know that the actual Mohammed cartoons aren't even really insulting? The imams who drummed up the fake outrage over them actually had to create a couple new ones that were really outrageous just to get people upset.
Even disregarding that, nobody is saying that people don't have the right to be offended by the Mohammed cartoons, or to voice disgust and anger.
So your point is entirely irrelevant.
And any objective person can see that there is a difference between a cartoon making fun of Christ (such as South Park does all the time) and PISSING ON A SACRED RELIGIOUS SYMBOL.
If you want a real analogy for that, look at what Muslim people around the world do whenever some BS rumor gets started that we flushed a Koran.
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… and the 'moderation' nonsense has to stop. Seriously, now I have to wait a day for a comment to show up? How about the filter warning me as to which word flipped the censor bit, so I can clean it up, instead of swallowing the post?
Funny, I don't remember the huge conservative uproar after an episode like, say, The Ski Lift, wherein LD mercilessly mocks the beliefs and traditions of Orthodox Judaism for 30 minutes straight.
Christians are all to excepting, in my opinion.
They don't hate you, they hate Him.
He said they would hate Him.
Jesus Christ is the sign of contradiction Who is hated by the world.
You don't know what you're talking about.
The constitution is anti-Christian.
Power derived from the people (the bottom up) is anti-Christian.
Power comes from God down to the people.
Hell, I'm Jewish and I find this extremely offensive. But when it all comes down to it, I go with your last statement and just don't watch it.
Word! If mocking one religious icon is fair game, they all are. Part of the reason it's funny is because it's taboo, and you know it'll piss some people off. Arguably it'd have been _funnier_ if it were an image of Mohammed, just because it would've been so unexpected and shocking, but that doesn't make the joke as it was written any _less_ funny.
I was listening to Steve Malzberg,conservative radio host, today and he told an interesting story.Steve used to be a sports tv guy and he became friends with Richard Lewis and through Lewis Larry David.So Lewis would call up Malzberg all buddy buddy and ask him for various tickets for NY sporting events.Malzberg became the radio host and when they found out he was conservative they went crazy and had nothing to do with him ever again.Malzberg said he couldn't believe people were saying nothing about the Jesus episode and he found it despicable.David and Lewis hate conservatives and they probably put Christians into the right wing box.Now David has had shows where he went after Jews but more with a wink than vindictiveness.I quit HBO when they cancelled Dennis Miller and brought in Bill Maher because the guys running HBO hate the same people David and Lewis hate.
I haven't seen this episode, so I'm not going to cast judgment on it. However, I can say that when Larry makes fun of Muslims, its played out like he's the jerk. When he makes fun of Christians, it's because the Christians are jerks, or total morons who would see urine on a painting of Jesus and think it was crying. So this whole excuse about "he offends everyone" is a cop-out.
awww… isn't stupidy cute!
I haven't seen this show, but its true that Christians are attacked by Hollywood a great deal– I do believe it is because our moral stance, especially as it regards sexuality, is the polar opposite to theirs. But the Bible does say to rejoice when persecuted — and persecuation is not just being eaten by a lion.
I do wish some wealthy Christians would back Christian artists or open a film studio or TV network,–we need more films as powerful as 'The Passion of the Christ ' being made — we need to get our message out using the same mediums–film and television– we need to fight fire with fire. The numbers of people that showed up to see 'The Passion shows that there is a huge audience–huge HUNGER for this. And lets not watch the secular toilet shows in the first place–its not helping us any to do so–it erodes our sensitivity to what is vulgar frankly.
Oh, they hate us all right. But as Jesus said, they hated him first.
I guess Larry thought pissing on Jesus would be edgy and controversial. Andres Serrano beat him to the punch 22 years ago. It was silly and sophomoric then and it's silly and sophomoric now. I wish he would really get edgy and brave and piss on Muhammad. His beheading video would certainly go viral and be a big hit with the crumb crunchers in the middle east.
He was kidding.
I say redirect our anger toward making a mark in the arts with a Christian messages–and if you have any 'deep pockets' friends out there Mr Nolte, help them see this would be a wise thing to invest their money in
I would cut him some slack if I thought he was an equal opportunity offender. But for some reason I don't believe that for a second.
Mel Gibson, are you reading? I think you found your long-lost brother.
You're clueless. The cartoon jihad was over this: http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/danish_muslim...
And, worldwide we saw responses like this; http://www.hyscience.com/archives/Pakistan%20Musl... and http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/behead_those_who_... and http://religionandmorality.net/recent-news/photoa...
What David did was similar to Maplethorpe's stunt with urine. And what did Christians do? Talked about it, like we do here. Apples, Oranges and Acorns here.
No kidding. I don't swear and don't use abusive language,yet have had dozens of posts lost to B.H.'s crappy software. As many times as I've seen people complain about it, I have to wonder if anyone even bothers to read it 10 seconds after the article is posted.
Evidently Andrew has officially become "Too big to care."
If you're saying logic and freedom are anti-Christian, I salute your nerve.
Same thing I thought. Larry David can answer to the Lord for this one. Good luck with that.
And shame on us for always allowing things like this to slide.
What Ace said.
It's so cool to see the Christians wish Larry David dead. Because when you say, "I wish he would really get edgy and brave and piss on Muhammad. His beheading video would certainly go viral…, you're saying you wish him dead. Is offending you a capital crime?
Kinda reminds you of the Taliban, huh? Ah, yes, for the good old days, when Christians could murder with impunity any dissenting voice..
I don't hate Christians. I fear them. Jesus is one scary person. She's hides my car keys, makes me leave good clothes in hotel rooms, tries to run over me with a train. Mostly mean. He has a more serious side though. A few years ago a small girl in Florida was viciously sexually molested, wrapped in plastic (along with her teddy bear?!) and put in a cold grave to suffocate. Does one think for one millisecond that this little girl didn't pray with all her heart for a kind Jesus (the one her well-meaning parents taught her about) to HELP her out? He ignored her. An innocent child. Nice guy that. The perp died of cancer in his cell not long ago, further disillusioning me, since I was hanging on the hope that Jesus would show up and ZAP this guy (slowly) to medium rare right there in the exercise yard. Yes, if Christians get loose and control America, we're in real trouble.
Someone should send the clip to Muslims. They consider Jesus to be one of God's greatest prophets second only to Mohammad. Got that MUSLIMS…his name is "LARRY DAVID", we Christians are weak-spined wimps but obviously you are not.
Piss on Hollywood, Larry David, and all the human-secularists.
I think Hollywood actually hates anyone who questions their "morality." Any religion that dares have moral convictions against pretty much any sexually immoral behavior Hollywood derides. It's not just Christians. They hate us, they hate conservative Jews, they hate conservative Muslims. If you have the audacity to tell them they should wait to have sex until they marry, then stay faithful to their spouse until death do they part, they are going to hate you.
The liberal scum do indeed hate us; whether Christian or Jew is irrelevant. The Hollywood Jews that engage in this vile behavior are no more Jews than the Pope. They are Jews by blood, unfortunately, and they've completely rejected all religion and like spoiled brats they lash out against those that are religious.
A few days ago I commented on the similarities between democrats and fascists [the nazi variety, not Mussolinis] and now I just came across a story that could have easily been, and probably was, written in Nazi Germany just prior to the Holocaust. These leftwing brownshirts are agitating for a Kristallnacht. This morning in my former stomping grounds of North Hollywood a black thug walked into a synagogue and shot two Jews. They will survive. The thug should be publicly executed. Turns out the shooters gun also jammed stopping him from firing off more rounds; divine intervention?
Back to the American leftwing nazis……….
"One of their Senior Fellows [of Soros funded- The Center for American Progress] is Eric Alterman. Who is he? Well, he is a left-winger who writes for The Nation; but he also is someone who felt no compunction in "outing" journalists as being Jews………..But then he went onto to blame "Jewish voices in the punditocracy" and listed a long line of Jews who happen to be pundits or journalists."
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/10/progr...
And lets not forget the unbelievable Jew hating slurs on obama's own website.
Jews are WHITES.
If you want to really see Hollywood go ballistic, somebody should piss on a portrait of L Ron Hubbard.
You need to get someone to read the colnstitution to you and explain all of the words, word by word, to you.
You're nutty. Bad things happen because we have free will.
Please, that wimpy little worm and his liberal Hollywood ilk wouldn't have the guts to accidently piss on the Koran for laughs in an tv episode. No fun in that when you'd probably have your house torched. Christian Americans and Americans not living in blue coastal areas are cheap and easy targets for creeps like him.
I find Larry and his pathetic narcissism nauseating. His neurotic self-absorbed Woody Allen schtick is so stale and over. David is part and parcel of the cheapening of our culture over the decades.
It's conservatism they really hate. Christians just happen to be identified as 'conservatives', so they get pissed on.
i havent watched in awhile but 1st season or so he did hum Wagner out loud as a Jew was angry & yelling Wagner/him was a Nazi. But I am a Christian Conservative and the 1 statement of Nolte's about Muslims being peaceful I disagree with. There is no way in hell that religion can spread peacefully.
HA! But they have powerful lawyers and love to sue.
You served into the point I was making without even trying. We Christians are a forgiving bunch. I'll continue to watch and enjoy his brand of comedy. Larry is smart enough to realize we'll quickly forgive him for being a silly little man. He's also smart enough to steer away from picking on Muslims. His days on Earth would be numbered had he pissed on Muhammad. His career would be over if he had pissed on Obama or Gore.
Pissing on Jesus isn't as controversial as you would like it to be.
Freedom… means… freedom. We as MAN have free will. That is the part you seem to be missing. Like children who leave their parents home, at some point, there is nothing God can do. It is when we suffer most, that praying, just a bit, might help.
He gave us knowlege, use it.
if anyone was (gently) mocked in this rather funny episode, it was people who believe that paintings cry, who are on par with others who see images in burnt tortillas and such. **spoiler alert** they learn they were mistaken about this incident, larry is made the despised fool as usual, and their beliefs are left intact, so all this righteous indignation about christian persecution can be given a rest.
I take offense to your comment that if Islam were peaceful, they'd still attack Christians!!! Because there is no way in hell Islam could spread if it were peaceful.
Also, Christianity is targeted because it is at the top, the most successful, the pride of mankind's deliverance from evil. Like America is to the nations of the world.
The quote I believe is, "THey will hate you because of me…" Its their call though. When Larry David that lame little pinhead has to explain this little moment to the boss wonder what will go through his empty head…
Larry David needs to understand that he has gone too far. What an arrogant jerk. What a vile disgusting evil little moonbat.
I would like it to be controversial? And you know this how? Ohhhh, you're a psychic Christian. Well, guess what, you're going to hell for being a psychic, cuz Jesus don't want no psychics around here.
Just kidding, there is no hell. You can relax. And, around my house, pissing on Jesus isn't in the least controversial. That could explain why I haven't written any articles about it.
"We Christians are a forgiving bunch." Your words.
"I wish he would really get edgy and brave and piss on Muhammad. His beheading video would certainly go viral…" Your words.
My dissonance detector is going off.
I agree with Frank (and am also a Christian).
The show is hilarious for H'wd insiders, and paints the crowd as the bunch of limousine nitwit little weeny castrati Liberal narcissists that they are.
Mr. David deserves credit for at least that much. Take it or leave it for what it is, tasteless comedy.
And, I doubt very much Jesus our Lord and Savior would worry or want us to worry about this little sideshow one bit.
I would like to see Larry David make fun of Mohammed now, in the interest of the equality so beloved by liberals such as he.
I wish I knew of one instance where praying made any measurable difference.
I tried to get me one of them there free faith healings from the Oral Roberts show on the teevee, and fell right off the chair and busted my head. Ever since, I haven't felt too kindly toward Christians, Oral Roberts or the J-man.
You'd think, with all the studies people have done on the power of prayer, there would've been some beneficial effect measured by now. Sadly, not so. There was a glimmer of hope in one study, but then scientists found out the study was jiggered to give false positive results.
Exactly! Remember Salman Rushdie? While he was busy evading the fatwa hitmen, Sineaid Oconnor was tearing up a picture of the Pope on SNL, Madonna made out with a black Jesus and a crucifix in urine was considered high art. We always forgive, though we do have to speak up from time to time. The OP is a victim of a 'liberalist' education which portrays Christianity as a violent religion by misrepresenting the crusades and Spanish Inquisition (which was secular) as norms within Christianity rather than exceptions, which are human and anti-Christian.
Oral Roberts? I can see why you lost your faith.
I watched the episode in question and – true to form – it was the sort of crass, tasteless entertainment only a Hollywood lizard like Larry David can produce.
Richard Lewis is a coke-addled schlep who hasn't been funny for going on 20 years now.
You're too goofy to remember where you put your car keys, You leave clothes in hotel rooms for the same reason….you're a mooncalf. Turn off the ipod. Take the buds out of you ear canals and stop texting at RR crossings. Problem solved.
If your liberals friends @ the ACLU would stop protesting the death penalty and let us execute every child molester maybe little girl would be alive today. So your fears are based on liberal ideology and your own forgetfulness. Stop blaming God for your own goofiness.
Well, you've had your 15 minutes of fame as a flaming pseudo-psycho provocateur, but, you knew that, so what's your next ass clown act?
The Vatican and many Christian leaders, upon hearing of the Ayatollah's fatwa against Salman Rushdie, promptly condemned… whom? Not the Muslims, no sirree. They condemned Rushdie for being insensitive to religious beliefs.
It's sort of like a chiropractor coming forward to defend a homeopath, or a reflexologist, or an aroma therapist, or a pet psychid. You get the point.
Just kidding about the Oral Roberts thing. Did you know Oral's son is named Dick?
I don't mean to imply anything, though.
I seem to remember a joke about two homosexuals named Bob but can't remember the punch line.
That is what is so funny. The White Jews are the fake Jews (warned about in Rev. btw) – 9th century converts. No Biblical reference actually refers to them. The descendants of the Jews are the Palestinians who have always lived there. You think some pale-skin is a desert person????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Try thinking. Just as warned in the Bible, the Devil works by way of deception. A bunch of self-prescribed "Jews" (9th century converts) are murdering the actual descendants of Jesus and the Jews – the Palestinians. You Christians who support this (Hagee, you listening?) are buying a one-way ticket to Hell for this.
there's no "pissing on jesus" as the inflammatory title of this artice implies ,,, when larry accidentally splashes the painting (due to a wildly increased flow caused by medication) he is MORTIFIED and leaves the residence in an embarrassed hurry. it's not as though he laughed or bragged about what had occurred. i'd suggest watching the episode before picking up the torches and pitchforks.
It's certainly not very Christian of me to say that merely reading of this blasphemy inspires me to hope this @sshat dies screaming in agony and then rides an express bus to the hottest part of hell, to forever suffer the torment of simultaneously being torn apart by alligators and painfully butt-humped by an elephant.
But I can't help but think it.
sad state of affairs where anything goes. because then everything goes. tolerance and civility are first. I was a curb watcher but have found this season to be predictable and desparate anyway. we could cancel our HBO….but, but…
You seem to forget that they use to sellout the colosseum feeding Christians to the lions. Nothing controversial about that, now is there.
There is an organization called Act One, a sort of social network and mentoring program dedicated to supporting and encouraging Christian artists who are trying to break into Hollywood entertainment industry. Many of its members have been working in the industry for some time; these aren't obscure "We shot a video for a megachurch so we're professional" guys, but people who work on television series and movies that anyone would recognize. So, as John pointed out, there *are* people in Hollywood working to change things from the inside (or, at the very least, create quality work while reaching out to their fellow workers in Jesus' name).
They've also got a book available – a collection of essays written by various members of Act One – that's well worth reading, whether you're a Christian who wants to work in the entertainment industry or a Christian who wants to know how to approach Hollywood in a way that's effective (as opposed to just making noise).
http://www.actoneprogram.com/
When Mel Gibson goes on a drunken tirade, and there is a total uproar. Drunken mind you – so he is arguably incapacitated.
Larry David – sober – engages in premeditated blasphemy, and nothing happens.
These are the double standards and hypocrisy of the Talmud.
If a gentile kills a Jew, the gentile is to be killed. But if a Jew kills a gentile, the Jew is to go free. (BT Sanhedrin 57a)
Can someone doctor the footage and change Jesus to Mo and put on YouTube. I would love to see how that plays out
You're a Christian? God will not be mocked.
Enjoy the desecration of an image of our Lord? I don't think so. And if you think it's funny- you're no Christian- except maybe in name only.
Thumbs up to el_polacko. It's obvious most of the people commenting here didn't watch the episode. It is a HUGE stretch to claim that the episode was mocking Christians.
I just can't STAND the … truly IDIOT thinking that says 'pissing' on christ is somehow CREATIVE 0r ARTISTIC! It is not creative, it is destructive and completely UNcreative, it's not even thoughtful! It is not what an artist does, it's what a thirteen year old boy does to get the attention of a girl, who won't end up liking him for it because what he did was SO STUPID!
You are absolutely wrong. The Constitution promises freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion. All of our founding documents refer to a deity. We were founded on Christian-Judeo principles- and regardless of what bonehead is in the White House, remain so.
Think again. There were a lot of other options that Larry could have pissed on for laughs. Pissing on Christ was cheap and easy. Let him piss on the Torah, his own religion, for cheap laughs next time.
I'll pass. It doesn't matter the circumstances of the portrayal. What matters is that it was written into the script, precisely to be provocative.
Let me get this straight:
a) A girl got murdered and Jesus (who you assume the girl was praying to, though this seems to be your personal belief rather than an established fact) didn't deliver her to safety;
b) Jesus didn't personally appear in the flesh to grant you your wish for instant fiery vengeance; and
c) Some woman named Jesus hid your car keys, forced you to leave your clothes in a hotel, and tried to run you over with a train.
And this is why you fear Christians.
You know what I fear? People who don't take their meds.
You're out of your teensy mind; not to mention a raging anti-Semite.
Arabs are white, those Palestinians, whom you champion, are also white, and to top it all off, molst of the "Palies are descended from people who migrated to present day Israel, from what was olnce TransJordan and other neighboring nations.
I suppose that you are now going to tell me that the descendants of Jews who emigrated to Rome, 2,000 years ago, aren't "real" Jews either, even though the vast majority of them never intermarried.
Since I have no idea who Hagee is, I, unlike you, won't discuss something I have no knowledge of.
Anger puts cruel thoughts in your head. Hate’s the fuel required to take you across the finish line.
An able demonstration by the irony-impaired here.
Liberals find comedy in playing with urine, feces, vomiting, etc. To get to put some urine on a portrait of Christ probably left these inbreds giggling like school girls. We're dealing with retards.
I think between Sting and Larry David… this is another bashing day for Christians. We have been turning the other cheek for a long time now….Those hypocrites will get theirs soon.
I discontinued my HBO service as soon as I saw this article and made sure my cable provider knew why.
I know, huh? Hell, can you imagine what might happen if someone ACTUALLY made fun of Scientology?? Why, doing something like that might get you're show renewed for another three years by Comedy Central… or a three-picture development deal at Paramount! THE HORROR!!!!!!
No, there really weren't: The joke isn't "ha ha, he peed on it!;" the joke is that people believe the "moisture" is a miracle – the painting "crying." There aren't really many faith's OTHER than Christianity notable for occurances of inexplicably leaking artwork.
Mr. Nolte is incorrect. If Muslims were all non-violent, they would be targets for ridicule. Unfortunately, this episode and the predictable, cringing, "don't behead me" response from David now that CAIR has rebuked (and threatened him, let us be honest, with violence) David makes the point.
Violence and the believable threat of violence WORKS to censor and prohibit speech. Who will criticize Islam, Mohammed, or Muslims after the Danish Cartoons, violence, and of course the murder of Dutch Film-maker Theo Van Gogh?
NONE. Making criticism of Islam, Mohammed, and Muslims a great "taboo" and thus unspoken, and growing. Given that culture in the West, from Larry David to Sting, pretends simply that Muslims DO NOT EXIST, or if they do they are gentle but eccentric Presbyterians, this leaves real discussion of how most of America perceives Islam, Muslims, and Mohammed to the internet and rumor.
Most Americans know they are being fed a pack of lies, and cringing, gutless appeasement on the subject. Leading to a pretty widespread assessment by most Americans who lack much of any independent knowledge about Muslims, Islam, and Mohammed to one central conclusion: all are the enemy of America, and in fact the central enemy.
This could have been forestalled by an honest, forthright, no-holds barred depiction of Muslims, Islam, and Mohammed as humans, flawed in their humanity but neither the fount of all evil nor angelic "Magical people of color" to paraphrase Spike Lee and David Ehrenstein (the Black LAT writer who penned "Barack the Magic Negro.")
David's failure to take on Islam makes the violence veto work and insures highly negative, and permanent views of Islam and Muslims by most Americans. It also btw encourages by providing concrete examples that violence indeed WORKS. It works to curb Hollywood.
Guaranteeing as Glen Reynolds of Instapundit fame wrote, more of it.
Here is another truth
…you keep using that word, but I don't think it means what you think it means.
Amen.
That's the truth. You'll be hard pressed to find an atheist-ruled country (Nazi Germany, Communist China, etc.) which supports basic human rights like life, free expression, and private property. For that reason, you won't be seeing Bill Maher take a one-way trip to Beijing.
If a government believes they-not God-are the source of human rights, what's to stop them from taking them away and bestowing them at a whim?
Setting aside whether or not Hollywood "hates" Christianity, is it fair to ask at this point why they SHOULDN'T? "Christianity," or rather the faith(s)' self-appointed mouthpieces, have been attacking, assailing and, yes, HATING Hollywood and the film industry (the arts as a whole, really) for decades if not centuries. The Christianity that backed the Renaissance is looooooong gone, people.
"Hollywood" was predominantly founded and run by Jewish Americans, but instead of declaring (or in some cases, even ACKNOWLEDGING) their Judaism they played "nice" with majority-Christian America; helping prop-up the image of Christianity as America's spiritual-default. What did Jewish Hollywood get in return? Hate. Scorn. Calls for censorship and "morality." The Hayes Code.
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Ace- You are absolutely correct! As soon as a Christian compromises, the unbeliever he's conversing with ease up. The Holy Bible also says that in the last days the Name of Jesus would be the only one they hated. The darkness hates light because light exposes the darkness for what it is – Evil. The Bible says in the last days the evil of the land will run to the rocks and try to hide themselves from the wrath of God. We are living in those days now. Saving the planey is futile. God made it and only God will take it out – On His Time Not Ours. The Bible also says that scientists with destroy themselves.
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Even today, Hollywood is "disproportionately" (compared to the rest of the population-demographics) Jewish, "disproportionately" homo/bi-sexual, "disproportionately" non-mainstream, basically – as most creative communities tend to be. And in this more brazen age, there's very little pretending that Christianity, at least on the organizational/leadership side, ISN'T filled with hate for such people. We know, thanks to Prop 8, what they REALLY think of homosexuals and other non-traditional lifestyles. We know, thanks to the success of "The Passion," how they REALLY feel about Jews.
If this is "hate," then it's rather mutual.
They hate God for suprising the Jews by coming as a man ?
Personally, the idea that Hitler and Dr. King both get the same eternal end (oblivion) is far more disturbing.
Is it any wonder that godless gangmembers and spree killers (e.g., Virginia Tech) kill so many? If God doesn't exist, then we don't have to fear facing His wrath for our evil acts.
That's REAL injustice.
Hey, Bob, Mohammed isn't represented in artwork. But, a cartoon about him creates riots and burns embassies down. Moses not so much. In your swipe at Christians with your smarmy and irrelevant "leaking artwork" comment, as if that rare phenomena is widespread, I guess you've never been to the Wailing Wall, a Native American tribal ceremony or on the haj where Islamic emotions have trampled a fair number to death every year. But, it was Christianity you were zero'd in on.
Since your moniker "MovieBob" hints at a guy of such paltry substance and depth I wouldn't expect you to see Larry David's offensiveness in the real world outside of the movies.
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul. Mark 8:36
That's all propaganda started by the man.
I gave up on HBO after that stupid self indulgent series finale of The Sopranos. What Larry David does on his show will be judged here on earth by the marketplace. However, revenge is God's.
Nolte didn't say Muslims were peaceful – he said EVEN IF THEY WERE, they wouldn't be hassled by Hollywood like Christians.
I've had the same problem, as you and Des. Heck I rarely if ever swear in an email or a text. Now when anger strikes me, I can verbally let the expletives fly, as it were. But as the rules require in most every blog, I follow them, and frankly have no problem with that.
This site sometimes I just don't know, what's going on!
Was that Maplethorpe? I thought his controversy was over recieving NEA funds for gay themed photographs. But then I may have be mistaken.
It's pretty simple why Christians – no, in all fairness, the true target is the Catholic part of Christianity that is targeted by Hollywood, and I must say, I would't blame them. I'd be pissed off, too, if I were a Hollywood producer who witnessed the decades of oppression and censorship committed against them by the Catholic Church. Remember the Legion of Decency? And guess what? It's about to happen again. While I know that Hollywood has done very little to solve the problem, the conservative Christians and Catholics are not that much better by throwing around a petition to revive the Hayes Codes, or in effect, create a Neo-Hayes Code, so to speak, that would be even more sweeping than the original, and the original was rather censorious in itself. They fined Clark Gable for just saying "damn" in "Gone With The Wind". Looks like a beer summit is in order for these two sides.
Hagee is a controversal preacher/minister in Ohio, or Indiana, I think. Who endorsed McCain for the presidency. I can't remember, off hand, what he said that got many people up in arms, as I don't know much more of him than that.
I love how Maher and Larry David and Michael Moore are so "brave" to belittle this country. If they get their way, and the progressives succeed in abolishing free speech and capitalism, and all of the other freedoms we enjoy- it will only be a matter of time before Maher and friends are silenced, as well.
They think it's oh, so edgy to put down the Christians and the patriots. They have actually become The Man! We are fighting for truth! They are submitting to blind compliance. God help us all.
You know, this comment really doesn't make any sense.
"Jesus" "cried" and Larry Davids career died
Does anybody tell Larry the holocaust jokes? They are true knee-slappers.
Presumably then Jesus would have gotten it, him being Jewish and all.
Seriously though, what actually offends me is that 95% of the people commenting on this issue haven't even seen the episode, and probably 65% of those have read an incorrect description of it, therefore are by definition not qualified to comment on it.
The impression I got from reading another post on this site, and now Nolte's, is that David's character actually decided (for his own amusement, presumably) to find a picture of Jesus, put it in the appropriate place, and then piss on it. Then I saw the episode, and it was quite a different story – he pisses where he's supposed to and a single drop splashes onto the picture hanging on the wall, which isn't even that close to the toilet.
The actually much more offensive part of the episode is that the homeowners are dumb enough to mistake that for a miracle, etc. yet few seem to even comment on that.
Not that it would be word commenting on, because this show has made fun of everyone for years, most particularly Jews. I suppose it's softer on Muslims, but that's a different story.
OMG — Now we've got CINOs to go with out RINOs.
I hope we don't end up with AINOs (atheists in name only).
"The White Jews are the fake Jews "
Wait a minute. If the White Jews are the fake Jews, why are you referring to these very same Jews when you say "Jews hate Whites"? Presumably then you're agreeing they're white.
It's Mapplethorpe.
And, there is a limit to what anyone can do about these kinds of things: Talk about it, write about it, organize a boycott. If you go much further, you're breaking a (necessary and just) law.
Praise Jesus and Revelations. This is scary stuff here, dark corners of the mind, etc.
Of the Jewish people I have met. The devout ones (which I define as attending synagogue at least once in a while) all seem to be very respectful of Christianity. It is always the ones that claim to be athiests that seem to engage in the anti-christian bigotry and obsess over past offenses (real and imagined). I always found that odd since, if you are going to lecture a catholic for instance on the evils of the ghettos in europe and the papal policies that created it, you'd think it be the guy that was the believer in Judaism most worried about it.
Wow, it says scientists will destroy themselves?
Hmm.
That gives me hope, because nearly every prophecy in the Bible has failed to work out.
Who is Larry David
It was an awful thing to do. Murdering Christians is just as wrong as murdering atheists, since, they have just one life, one up-at-bat, one opportunity to enjoy consciousness, same as anyone else.
Murder is murder, no matter the victim.
Not every conservative is a Christian. I'm a Republican but this doesn't offend me personally. I hope someday we can get to the point that it's not assumed that all conservatives are religious conservatives.
Well, the two gay guys named Bob were a pair of Oral Roberts.
After they split up, one became part of another couple, Neal and Bob.
The other moved to Tulsa and became an Oklahomasexual.
How about the young Christian mothers suffering post-partum depression or some other serious mental ilness?
Since God does exist, and there is another, richer life beyond this one, you're not really killing the person at all. You're just providing a transition.
The Cross of Christ is an offense to the unbeliever and a stumbling block.
But it is Christian of you. I think you're a true, Bible-believing Christian.
I wish there were more Christians who followed strict Biblical law. They would completely fill the prison system and the nut wards of this, the greatest nation on God's green Earth.
Those JEWS!! When are we gonna go after 'em, huh? Huh? I'm ready. Are you and Barack and Rev. Wright and Screwy Looie Farrakhan ready, too?'
Of course, Mel was innocent, right? Probably the victim of a Jew conspiracy. (I actually read that, and it was no joke, at least not an intentional one.)
You ain't wrong and you sure as HELL ain't lyin'!
I'll be so glad when they're burning in the hellfire that Moses never mentioned, but that was invented by our loving Christ Jesus.
You are exactly right, MovieBob. There's an excellent book, "How the Jews Invented Hollywood."
It's not an indictment of Jews or an incitement to hatred of Jews. It's an actual factual account of their service to this country (warts and all).
Lawzy, rjc, you and me both.
Thanks for the moment of sanity here. I'm a non-religious conservative myself.
WeeWeed, you are spot on with your sites,brother. Can you believe the damage they caused? Remember ,the few sites you post are only a fraction of the carnage these 6th century savages caused.This country does not understand that these barbarians must be eradicated. The barbarians can't grasp that whole peace and love pablum.
One of the reasons this kind of thing is so common is that there's very little actual pushback. From what I've seen this is mainly because there's so many Christians such as yourself, willing to either over look it or who want to play "turn the other cheek" martyr. I think such folks are wrong.
If you think Christianity is a positive force in your life, then it's your responsibility, as denoted in the bible, to spread the "good word" to people who could also benefit from it. That is something made infinitely more difficult when the religion is being constantly attacked and singled from every possible media angle. Every day I run into people whose misery in life would be vastly improved by the adoption of the Christian (or Jewish) faith. But they have been inoculated against faith by ubiquitous media slams and slanders.
Consequently, such attacks are not harmless. If you actually take a few moments to think about their effects, they're not funny or enjoyable at all.
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While I disagree with you views of Christian persecution in America, I wholeheartedly stand by the idea that people should stop standing on the proverbial sidelines and get in the game. The more viewpoints in the marketplace the better, I say.
But people are going to have to put in the work. Complaining on websites and threatening to not watch shows you already don't watch will do nothing.
What an amazing passive/aggressive death wish for Larry David. Here's an idea, tough guy- why don't YOU go do something about our apparent Larry David problem?
So now we're in solidarity with the conservative Muslims? Strange days indeed.
Bob- you read my mind.
During the ancient heresies within Gnosticism parents actually did kill their children as they emphasized error found in forgeries of false apostles. Stoics regularly practiced mercy killing and suicide. In pre-Christian Rome you found the barbarism of abortion, infanticide, euthanasia and murder. Think also of the mass murders such as Genghis Khan who so ravaged Persia the ruins of slaughter can still be seen today. My point? People kill. There is good and evil. If it weren't for Christianity the world would not be "civlilzed" as we know it. I remember Kurt Vonnegut, a prominent Humanist/ Socialist/ author once saying
"if Christ hadn't delivered the Sermon on the Mount, with its message of mercy and pity, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I'd just as soon be a rattlesnake"
Vonnegut was, in essence, saying what the Church believes; that there is no humanity without Christ.
What about Larry and Curly? Don't they deserve to be pissed on?
Aw, he said something in jest and you took at face value.
You are an asshole, whatever your beliefs are.
New York Times 3/7/1989:
The Vatican newspaper has declared that parts of ''The Satanic Verses'' could be considered blasphemous, but it denounced the death threats against the book's author, Salman Rushdie. In comments published Sunday, the newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, said that millions of Muslims had been offended by the Rushdie novel.
Some of us like to talk out of another hole called our mouths.
I'm trying to find this podcast, but according to the Malzberg podcast fee, he had a guest host on today. Do you remember exactly when you heard this discussion? Was it on Malzberg's radio show, or was he speaking on someone else's show?
Larry has told plenty of Holocaust jokes on his show.
Which reminds me of one of my favorite 'Seinfeld' episodes: Jerry's parents are staying at his apartment and Jerry really wants some time alone with his girlfriend. Later his parents go to see 'Schindler's List' and are horrified to find Jerry and his girlfriend in the theater, making out like teenagers (of course it's much funnier on TV).
Offensive jewish joke? Sure, to some people. I think it's one of the funniest things ever. But I also liked 'Inglorious Bastards' and 'A Serious Man'. So there you go. Who said this post had to make a point?
That reminds me of Burt Prelutsky's story. As a former liberal, he says liberals really don't like anybody, and the only thing that keeps them together is similar politics. If memory serves, he said that just crediting GWB, got him playing the role as a perpetual butt of jokes. He was still pretty liberal, but his "friends" teased him about voting Republican–and for a long while he tried to maintain seeing the world as a liberal and laughing off the constant distortions of his position. And I think at one point he decided that there was nothing to those relationships. Ever since, he's used the obnoxious behavior of the left as a sort of rocket fuel to drift rightward.
This is simple. We need to make a video of someone pissing on the Left's messiah. You guessed it: Obama.
They will flip and we will expose their hypocrisy.
Well than by all means, make yourself a video of someone pissing on a picture of Obama. Or does somebody else have to do it?
The Talmud speaks for itself when it comes to the double standards of "offending" the "Jews".
South Park has done far worse things, IMHO–remember the episode where a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds out of its' behind, or the one where priests meet, accompanied by naked little boys on leashes? Or the "Imaginationland" arc where Jesus is sitting on the council of…'imaginary' characters, along with Popeye and Zeus?
Did you ever think that publicly getting so upset every time you get offended is what makes people like David happiest of all? They know that some people will rise to the bait every time, and that's the payoff, whether he's making fun of Christians, blacks, jews, women or the handicapped, all of which he's done on his show. (Which I never watch because I've always hated his shtick, but many intelligent people I consider friends love him) Make a huge deal out of every thing that offends you and they'll do it forever, because they know they'll _always_ get a rise out of you.
i think many of the comments, on a particular side of the argument would benefit greatly from a good reading of the new testement, to help distinguish the actions of true Christians from crazy people, knostics, etc. and that God will not always answer our prayers the way we want. i recomend the Books of John and Acts. Lairy David is a prime candidate for being a Christian, after all St. Paul was one of the harshers killers of Christians during his day and switched sides. so why not a jewish comedian. the more jews in the kingdom of God the better, after all they are the chosen people.
well, Jesus said he came to help the sick not the well, and when he said it he was sitting next to tax collectors who skimmed the top of their collections. so if he can sit with them he can sit with his believers who have faults or even liberal mockers. that's why he came to us, to save us from more than sin, to save us from ourselves.
God loves Larry David and the people that made this film.
so people want to stand up for their beliefs, and some people who call themselves Christians push it on others, but now its ok to paint all people who claim to be Christians with the same brush? and what about all the support thrown to Isreal by those claiming to be Christians? is that not more important than disagreeing with a bunch of millionares who are obviously so OPPRESSED in the freeist nation on earth. my goodness, there must have been concentration camps with millions of dead jews. of wait, that was Russia and Germany. but no, the Christians in America must be evil persicuters.
I´m not a believer and I don´t see the humor in it. It´s not funny. It´s cheap and hateful and predictable and annoying. And it targets the foundations of our society and civilization, which David, like every modern liberal, hates and wants to destroy (even if he´s not fully aware of it).
"…promise you that if every Muslim on the planet was as gentle as a kitten, it would still be Christians singled out by the entertainment industry at every opportunity."
I´m not so sure. They hate Christians (and faithful Jews, even if they´re not as vocal about it) because our society and civilization has Judeo-Christian foundations. Liberals hate society. Faith is seen (correctly) as putting unacceptable restrictions of their selfish behavior and standing in the way of realizing their utopian vision. Also, faith is demanding and deep inside it shames them.
This is of course hypothetical, but why wouldn´t faithful, peaceful muslims draw the hate of liberals? They are just not on their radar now. If our society was ordered according to muslim principles – which are just as as restricting and demanding – wouldn´t that faith also stand in their way, shame them? And if they had nothing to fear, hypothetically, wouldn´t they desecrate? I do not mean to compare Christianity and Islam, but to make clear where the roots of liberal hate are.
Solidarity has nothing to do with it. The point is what drives them to go out of their way to tear down the structures on which they are standing. They step on other people´s faith on the way to their precious self-actualization. If there was no price attached to offending muslims and if muslim faith actually played a role in our society they would go out of their way to attack Muslims, too.
I am not a believer but that doesn´t mean I have to buy into the delusions of short-sighted, self-regarding utopians.
Very thoughtful post.
Are you kidding me??? With the exception of Obama whom hollywood has deemed the "magic negro" their portrayal of Black people is horrible! As quiet as it's kept hollywood is far more racist than the mid west.
Ive enjoyed Larry David thru the years, I thought he was funny but after this I dont know anymore – he seems very strange to me. He needs to MAN UP and do the same to the Muslins – then we will see if he is open minded – loathe conservatives, well Im one and I dont like libs – they think they know everything about everything and in reality they are a bunch of sissies and morons
Larry goes to his secretary's mothers house, needs to use the "facilities" due to the medication he's taking, he's releasing a rather "steady" stream whilest "going," and a splash from the commode lands on the cheek of Jesus face on the wall next to the commode. I don't know about you all, but I've been in homes where people actually did hang pictures of Jesus next to their toilets. Now to me, THAT'S the really disrespectful act, but that's just me, you see, & imo, Larry David should be commended for pointing out just how ridiculous doing that really is. Everything else about the bit was just setups & payoffs. Moral of the story: you hang a picture of Jesus Christ on your privy wall, for chrissakes, your just asking to have just about anything hanging, dripping or attached to it, & quite honestly, you'd have no one to blame but yourself for it too! BTW, Steve Malzberg is such a horses arse!!!
Uh…. it was mocking Chritians, mainly Catholics. Only a fool wouldn't know this. Let me know when this scumbag pisses on Moses, King David, Solomon, or a Torah Scroll. This is sick comedy, nothing new and only a mind living in complete darkness spews forth such vile garbage. el_palacko and you are just making excuses for a such hatred.
Jesus is Jewish btw. But so many Jews hate Christians because of the past… as in long ago. Jews have the longest memory in history and many still live in fear of Christians. Sad really.
Yes, its true. Anger makes people react with hatred. But there is righteous anger. People have a right to see such garbage low lives for what they are. HBO has a long record of spitting on Christians. Maher hates Christians.
Now, if anyone dare do this to a famous Jew, then it is Anti-Semitism. And the person is very quickly persona non grata, dead to everyone. Like calling out Racist, racist!
Well… this scum is a bigot. If you fail to see that, then you are blind.
Yeager take a deep breath. Stop going to those anti-Zion or whatever websites you belong to for a few days. Go take a walk.
Man, you really do need to step away from the negative indoctrination. It'll eat your soul…as evidenced by this rant of yours.
Go listen to a few birds for a day or two is my advice.
Me too. But reading many of the replys to this article makes me wonder if the religious would ever treat their faith as a lower order value, at least in the realm of politics. Meaning, when push comes to shove, liberty and the rule of law may have to take a back seat to their God.
I'm pessimistic: the divide between believer and non-believer would seem to make common political ends far too difficult to acheive. But I say that because I've never heard a Christian Conservative *try* to find a common ground with Secular Conservatives. Maybe I haven't been around enough intelligent Christian Conservatives.
Get a clue. Most creative communities were formerly heterosexuals. Creativity is not a function of anal sex, got it? That is the most stupid analogy anyone ever makes. Homosexuals are no more creative than normal people. They just happen to be raised in an environment that stimulates that learning. Many from their Moms. They come from broken homes. The rational, engineering side is often missing.
Rome did this too. In fact, every nation has done this at one time or another. The amount of homosexuals in hollywood has nothing to do with creativity and everything to do with narcissism. They seek fame and love through fame. They seek adoration because they're messed up in their minds. In fact, many in the industry have this problem. We all know it.
Prop 8 does not indicate anything other than LEAVE US ALONE! Leave our children alone! Why should anal sex be forced upon everyone as normal? Its sick and disgusting sex act. Not to mention all the other disgusting acts they do. Fisting, Anal Oral Sex. Geez.
"really feel about Jews" Are you kidding? The story is about Jesus, a JEW. As are all his disciples – JEWS.. And it was about Romans too. It simply tells the actual story of what happened. It was about Edomites as well, Harrod and the cruel world of Roman power.
So, should I demand that Jews not tell the story of the Holocaust? Are you kidding me?
Dave,
Is the picture attached to this post from the episode or is it a promotional still that is different from what happened in the actual show?
The reason that I ask is because in the picture he is clearly looking at the picture with the drop of urine on it. If that actually took place in the show and the character failed to take a piece of TP and wipe it off, well, then I think your point is just splitting hairs. The intention and motivation described by Mr. Nolte is certainly there.
That was funny!
Chris, it was gentiles and jews who lost their morals, forcing it on others. Porn, R-rated movies, etc., was not mainstream until recently. The industry knew sex sales. Its about money and greed, not art or freedom. The more perversion, the more dumb people pay.
Our nation changed. It happens. Israel went through this everywhere they travel. They've been banished twice from Israel for joining immorality and rejecting their Creator – Hashem.
You make a good point about Germany, Russia. This is not a first. It may be the Last. If America falls, Israel is on its own. They paint Christians, orthodox Jews, Messianic Jews as evil. But they step all over religious daily. Its a far left atheism. God help them, because they've created this hatred every single place they journey. Succes, then reject God, then turn to greed, lust and perversion. Not all, Most are good people.
We've been blessed by Jews. But today, they're damning us in media, finance and now Soros, Axelrod and Rahm in politics. They're blessed with great talent and they squander it in rejecting God and in accepting Marxist ideology.
I can only imagine that you're responding to yeager's admittedly 'scary stuff'. What does that have to do with Jesus and 'Revelations' (whatever that is)?
Never mind, that's not a real question. I have read enough of your responses on many different subjects to know your agenda. Scary stuff, dark corners of the mind, etc. from my point of view.
MovieBob said, more than once, that he referred to "self-appointed mouthpieces," and the "organizational-leadership side" of the Christian faith.
Bumbalee umbalee BUMBALEE SHAY!
You might be right. Reason is the enemy of faith.
OH, they hate us. It is not really because of Christ but because, to them, Christianity represents Middle America and Flyover Country, something they hate with the power of a thousand suns.
OH Please Lawrence. Two of you talking hayes? Try using one name. Hollywood is far past "damn" and into damning this entire nation. Spewing forth porn, vice, greed, hatred in movies, comedy. It is so far past that period and its also turned into a propaganda mouthpiece for Democrats and Obama. It needs to be torn asunder and rebuilt again. Missing hollywood, is like missing a hernia. It would be a relief to see those corrupt billionaires and millionaires all go belly up. I don't hate them, but I'm sick of their shows. The writing is pathetic, nothing but rehash of hatred for anything different in their little bubble.
The one thing you're right about is the hatred at Catholics. So whats news? Its old news. Oh gee, the conservative Catholics don't want me to show anal sex between two men.. booohooo, whine, whine now lets show them how we hate them. No one is allowed to have a different opinion in hollywood. They've turned into a bunch of Fascist Media dictators and they are dumbing down our childrens minds with their trash.
How, exactly, are your posts any different from Yeager's? Only a different target for the hate as far as I can see.
A small, very general history discussion:
The Dark Ages were a period of time following the devastation of Europe by the Black Death, among other things, when many people turned away from belief. It was a time of agnoticism and paganism–kind of like we what we have now.
I would just like to point out that it was the period of Christian awakening that dragged most of the Western world out of the dark ages and into one of the most prolific periods of art and invention in human history–namely "The Renaissance." This period gave us Leonardo da Vinci, Michealangelo, Dante, and many of the classic masters that artists and great thinkers around the world still study.
What were many of these artists and philosophers and great thinkers studying and reflecting on: The nature of God and Christ. Please see The Sistine Chapel and Dante's Inferno as references.
Further down the historical path there was a 17th Century Great Plague which killed millions around the world. And again, during the Great Plague many people pulled away from belief as a result of the devastation–who can blame them?
The Great Plague was followed by a period known as the "Age of Enlightenment" where the survivors once again began reflecting on the Nature of God and began a period of rejoicing God. It was during this period that the great writers and thinkers of the day began examining Freedom and Liberty and it was also during this period that our country was founded. The United States was founded during a time of Christian Revival.
My point? Larry David and people who think like him live in a Dark Ages or Great Plague mentality. Let them. Those of us who know better will help raise up humankind. There is a pattern throughout history that establishes this to be true.
Right, right right, so we should have gentiles peeing on torah scrolls and any other Jewish artifact in a bathroom. And we should have them peeing on Obama on the front cover of a magazine. We should have them peeing on homosexuals pictures, because aftrall, they really enjoy goldern showers. Sure, justify the hatred. Let me know the day the little weasel pees on the Quran or a picture of Mohammed. The little coward doesn't have the matza balls to do it.
Keep those lies a flowing.
hahaha… no, no, no… piss on Olberman, worst person in the world, yada yada.
naaah, u do it. u seem like u have it in ya. hatred and all that.
It was a slam at Catholics in particular…So if Conan O'Brien in a "funny" skit relieved himself on the wailing wall at the Temple Mount ya think Larry would be a little upset? It was a cheap and despicable shot….
thats true Maatkare, but its not just this show or southpark. its the dumbing down of our nation. its not art, its not comedy, its teenage idiocy. Venting for me is just a way to point out the hypocrisy.
let me know when he pees on a Quran. I think he's a coward. When push comes to shove, he'd hide. He's living in the most free society in the world. Christians are docile. But if they keep this up 24/7. People are going to turn them off completely one day. That would be a good thing, because media has turned into nothing but a propaganda machine for leftist values.
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Look HPJ,
I understand your reaction to the thumpers, but if you are nearly as smart as you think you are you would apply logic to the subject of the Bible. Maybe your issue isn't so much with what is written in there.
Your unfamiliarity with that is proved by your statement about Bible prophecy. You see the talking points are not that they have failed, but, because of the startling accuracy, they must have been written AFTERWARD. Did your subscription to Obnoxious Atheist Monthly run out?
No, maybe your real issue (again, understandable and logical) is with those who have misused, misapplied and generally abused what the scriptures actually say.
Maybe you should take a step back, forget what you think you know and what the 'experts' with their funny titles and interesting outfits say and look at what is actually written in context. Maybe some of your seething hatred will cool and you'll get a little stress relief.
el gordo, you make a good point. I use to be a far left liberal loon when i was young. My friends would always insult Christians, but never Jews. Mainly, they didn't know any. Same with Muslims. It is about that fear of "what if" those "dumb" Christians are right and there is something more to life than HBO, sex, drugs and rock n roll. Essentially, many atheist are stupid. you have the academics, but then you have the idiot drug users, drunks and well… just morons. They never grow up to even consider the philosophical implications of life, meaning, etc.
They watch braindead shows and become braindead. They do not read, nor interact on a higher level. Except to say, Chritians are Idiots!!! Dude…stop judging me, Jesus said not to judge Dude… I'm free dude, get out of my life dude. Let me get drugged up, have sex, get a woman pregnant, have an abortion and leave her with the conseqences to move on to the next hob babe i find dude… ok dude? mmmmkaaay?
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on, the way poor ol' Jesus was.
Yeah, I just read about three of these in my neighborhood last week!!!
Dumbest of a long line of dumb comments HPJ. The only difference between you and the 'Jesus hides my car keys' person is that I bet you wipe the froth off of your mouth.
New low. Great job.
It's not hate, but if it were, I would describe it as a more-deserving target, not just a different one.
You are clueless, not a single prophecy in the Bible has failed to work out. Have you ever researched it?
Don't worry. I'm never shocked at the actions of lunatics.
From the NY Times story: "L'Osservatore Romano did not specifically mention the death sentence imposed on Mr. Rushdie…"
"Criticism of [Rushdie] was far more explicit, dominating most of the commentary."
That seems outrageous to me. But then, I can see where a looney tunes sort of person wouldn't be furious at the absolutely stupid reaction from the Vatican.
All religion is dangerous. Fact. Deal with it.
No, it was Andres Serrano. Mapplethorpe had other fish to fry, as it were.
Yeager, are you really Jerry's Uncle Leo?? lol
I liked LD with Seinfeld and started to dislike him when he and Ariana Bluffington lectured us from the Detriot Project. He's just another POS now.
Correct. SpinalCracker above also had it right, except for the name.
Mapplethorpe, now, that guy was a great artiste, LMAO. He'll forever be known as the person to anal-ize the bullwhip and it's relationship to mankind. (OMG, he's so butchhhhh, LOL.)
We will all beware of your invisible friend from the sky.
Was the scene pitched of Larry was constipated and his laxitive started kicking in and being in a muslim employees home and he wanted to read something so he picked up a book, and it happened to be the holy Koran. Well it was a messy poo and his poo was on pages throughout the book, so the rest of the program is him trying to buy a replacement book without the employee finding out, hilarious results follow.
He would have to zap you in the process… fortunately for your sake He has mercy on you both. I'm sure God has taken care of that little girl in the most merciful and compassionate of ways. Stop blaming God for the evils of mankind and you'll be one step closer to the truth.
He hates Jesus and himself. If david wasn't so ignorant, he would fear the punishment he will get from God for this abominable hateful behavior against His Son. david is a nothing and proves it every time he perpetrates one of these dispicable acts. God, Creator of the Universe, will take care of these people when He judges them sooner than they think. Sounds like he has already made a reservation in hell.
Hollywood has attempted to kill off Christ ever since they demanded Pilate crucify Christ upon the cross.
The Passion of the Christ is quite a powerful movie – and I recall, while a pre-teen, each year my little 'ole Baptist Church driving to Little Rock, AR {I think} to watch a professional play of it – Extremely powerful and stays with you.
That said, I agree with you: there should be more Christian films, shows, etc; or at least movies and TV series that advocate Christian ways. The Left Behind series has a few of their books made into TV Movies that aren't too bad. The books are good. I liked those.
I love Curb, and thought that episode was pretty funny, but I do understnd your point. There's no question you'll never see Larry David accidentally urinate on any Muslim religous icon.
Lets Piss on the jews and muslims and lets see where the next riot will be, such a double standard and it is not just here in America it is World Wide and we had better stand up or we will loose not only our religion but our freedom.
Let face it the left in this country freedom of speech only applies to them , they carn't stand it now we are standing up for ours .Did they forget the Bush Bashing yrs.
Straw Man….
1. There are bad Muslims…..(Terrorists)
2. There are good Muslims……(those who are not Terrorists but stick up for themselves in the public square)
Apparently they good Muslims already said something.
As to your "Tough Guy" statement. Sure…I would be happy to confront Larry David, I have confronted the "Larry David's" in this world face to face time and time again.
Its good your sticking up for Larry David though…these hollywood types really need some friends.
With all due respect: Larry David has made as much fun of himself/Jews as much (if not more) as any other group- that's what he does; if you can't handle that, then you whiny, whimpering neo-cons need to watch nothing more "adventureous" than pushing-60YO reruns of Father Knows Best and The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet while you suck your thumbs and hide inside your Snuggies; BTW I hate the likes of Bill Maher, Joy Behar, and Garofolo because they AREN'T FUNNY and make no effort to be, so don't lump me in with the "liberal elite" (if such a group even exists)…
Blessed are you when men cast insults at you, and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely, on account of Me. 12 Rejoice, and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you. (Matthew 5:11-12).
Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials (James 1:2).
As a Christian, what "offended" me most in that Curb episode more than anything (Larry ACCIDENTALLY- and unlikely- pissed on the Jesus pictue; it's not like he was aiming at it) is how Jesus is always portrayed as a lilly-white man; funny how the mostly white contingent here never picks up on THAT…
No one said David should be stopped, let alone harmed. In fact Nolte'smain point is that your anger and urge to retaliate should give way to empathy for those your reaction would harm. ON THE OTHER HAND, the "Muslim" cartoonist's LIFE IS LITERALLY IN DANGER, with bans of their work around the world. Nolte-understanding, or at least good taste, should cause someone to refrain from being intentionally hurtful. The radicals-destroy any who offend us.
That's a BIG (and unlikely) if…
The full quote:
"L'Osservatore Romano did not specifically mention the death sentence imposed on Mr. Rushdie by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the Iranian leader, but the allusions to it were unmistakable."
So do you just pick and choose your own facts?
It was a picture of a (mythical) white many w/long hair and a scraggly beard; would you be this "outraged" if it were a (younger) Willie Nelson (who at least is NOT mythical)?
Excuse me- meant to say "white man"…
Leave it to fuddy-old neo-cons to not grasp the concept of sarcasm, even when it's so blatantly obvious?
Perhaps if you were ClassicBooksBob and not MovieBob you'd get more mileage with your defensive drivel. Seriously. Hollywood just from an artistic point of view makes for the most part mainly garbage movies. All other issues being discussed aside, their products stink and it's pretty much over for them as cultural icons.
" Jewish Hollywood" financially is reaping what it has sown, diminishing returns. How stupid is that.
It would be impossible to "make fun" of Mohammed's image, seeing how Mohammed is not allowed by the Muslim faith to be portrayed AT ALL!
Has your brain received any oxygen lately? I'm guessing not…
There are no "accidents" in making television. there is a script and then someone breaks out the scenes and then there is the rehearsal and then the taping of the episode. Newsflash: this isn't reality. It might look like an accident but that accident was probably rewritten, edited and rethought 10 times before you got the chance to view it.
Bet you're looking forward to it; won't you be surprised (when it doesn't happen at all and you just become worm food)…
POTC was a two-hour-plus snuff film made by a Jew-hater; even South Park acknowleged that much…
I've had praying make a big difference in my life many times. Trouble is Human, you can't use prayer in just emergency situations as a last resort and have that mentality. Prayer is only part of a bigger picture. You can't keep asking for things and not be grateful for other blessings you are too narrowminded to see.
I don't mind when clueless people such as you make fun of Christianity. Your negative comments don't deter my faith in the least. As a matter of fact, your comments make me get on my knees and praise the Lord I don't feel the way you do. In the end it will all be sorted out, and I'd rather be "dead right".
Despite leaning left, Larry David is a certified,
out-and-out comic genius. He so thoroughly
understands the Hollywood (and thus American)
conscience, that he can, with uncanny comic ease,
hit the raw nerve on such a variety of issues that
even the most jaded of us can find ourselves
being sucked in to a famous Larry David set-up
and then, BANG, he pulls a “piss-on-religious-icon-
gag” and we are, well…“Hasta la vista, baby”!
I watched the episode On Demand last night and I have to say that the entire episode was pretty bad. Curb is never really all that funny, anyway, unless you enjoy watching an elderly man make a fool of himself during every waking moment if his life.
I'm an atheist so I don't get the whole religion thing, but aside from the stupid plot that got Larry in the Christians bathroom to begin with (which was extremely stupid), if I were a Christian I'd be much more offended by the horrible depiction of the two Christian women.
And WTF? Do a lot of Christians hang pictures of Jesus in their bathrooms? Uh, I doubt that. Please tell me that you don't know any Christian who would hang a picture of Jesus in their bathroom.
You missed the point, John. A Jew is allowed to ridicule Christians and Muslims, but goys are not allowed to poke fun at bearded men with Elvis sideburns dressed like they just got off the boat from Keiv. Or how about those funny little cubes some of them wear on their heads? Carrie Fisher and Winona Ryder can play a nuns and make fun of Catholic religious orders, but you'll never see a non-Jew jest at being a rabbi or even a secular Jew. The point is it is strictly a one way street when it comes to mocking Jews. It just doesn't happen. Anyone who might do that would be instantly tarred as anti-semitic. Just ask Mel Gibson why he is still singled out and Michael Richards gets a free pass on his racist diatribe against African Americans.
Larry David, like so many of the Hollywood elite, are merely arrogant, egomaniacal morons who believe they're the only ones with a right to say or do anything…bad taste, morals, and those holier-than-thou Christians be damned! Too, they proudly believe their interests, ideas, and issues are the only ones that matter.
I wonder how Mr. David and his commie-loving Socialist Adoration Society would feel if the other messiah, Obama's picture were to be 'blessed' with copious amounts of patriotic, America-loving, conservative Christian urine???? I venture there'd be an outcry – wailing and moaning – from the godless crowd of which Mr. David is a card-carrying member.
"All religion is dangerous. Fact. Deal with it. "
I used to be an atheist, and I converted to Christianity after prayer cured me of a deadly heart attack. I now send ten percent of my pay to the poor with every paycheck, and I just adopted a little orphan girl from China, merely because this is the love to strangers that the Good Lord commands. Now, from any objective viewpoint, these changes in my behavior (I never did nor even contemplated any such acts before) decrease the danger I pose to the world, not increase it. These changes are not due to anything but my religion. They are not part of my normal personality: I am not a caring or loving person, and never have been and never saw the need to be.
All religion is the source of goodness and civilization in human history. Where religion disappears, humanity vanishes. Fact. Deal with it.
Remember- there is no such thing as darkness- it is by definition- the absence of light. There is no such thing as cold- it is the absence of heat. Evil is what happens when men no longer have God and goodness in their hearts. Evil is what happens when we abandon God. These are examples from Albert Einstein. As for that poor child- I am certain that she is with God and her misery replaced with bliss. May she R.I.P. That murderer has also been issued perfect justice. Don't blame God for evil- faith is choosing to believe that good will triumph in the end- even when we don't see how it is possible.
You're the one who needs a history lesson, wonder_all. The term "Dark Ages" was coined by Petrarch in the early 1300's to refer to the period of Christian-inspired cultural stagnation that lasted from about 400 to 1300. The "Black Death" didn't hit Europe until the mid 1300's.
The leading thought-czar of pre-Dark Age Europe was Augustine (354-430 AD), who famously said, "There is another form of temptation, even more fraught with danger. This is the disease of curiosity. It is this which drives us to try and discover the secrets of nature, those secrets which are beyond our understanding, which can avail us nothing and which man should not wish to learn." Augustine's anti-science, anti-progress position kept Europeans focused on other-worldy pursuits, to the complete neglect of cultural progress of the sort that had begun centuries earlier, especially with the Greeks. In other words, Christians caused the Dark Ages.
Further, the Age of Enlightenment did not result from a "revival" of Christianity. Christian belief remained strong throughout the plague-ridden middle ages. It was only when Christian doctrines came under question (beginning with humanists like Petrarch and later Erasmus and even Christians such as Martin Luther) that Europeans began to question the authoritarian system they had been dealt.
These stirrings of Liberty and Freedom resulted in events such as England's "Glorious Revolution," which marked the beginning of an ever-increasing demand by people in many nations to determine their own form of government. See the trend? Instead of slavishly following a God-appointed king and pope, people began to demand the freedom to live their lives as they pleased. Not coincidentally, this rebirth of cultural progress occurred simultaneously with a return to focusing on Earthly concerns and the search for non-religious explanations for Earthly phenomena.
My point? The "Freedom and Liberty" you extol allows folks who don't share your beliefs to mock them. Feel free to defend them, but it would help if you had a better grasp of historical facts.
Maybe because the Jewish conservatives missed that episode? Did LD piss on a picture of Moses in that one?
I found the episode hilarious. Larry David has skewered the tribe on many occasions as well (the kidney donor episode). He seems to be pretty much an equal opportunity offender. Wasn't the bow tie lawyer a Muslim (different episode)? Larry cracked jokes about him looking like Nation of Islam if I recall correctly.
Xians parody themselves with all the hoopla about Jebus or the Virgin Mary on a pancake or tortilla or tree stump or apple core or wall stain or window tint or…you get the idea. Xians believe it was a good and necessary thing for him to get spikes pounded into his body. A little urine on the *glass* of the picture representation of the J-man that someone didn't think it an issue to put next to the toilet so the Christinator can be present during all your evacuations is no big deal. Really. It's not. Not at all. Nope.
I'm an ex-Catholic turned atheist and do not fret over symbolism being treated in a cavalier fashion. Thought crimes are always a bad idea whether it's regarding the Holocaust or someone's mythology. Thank goodness for the jesters.
You're the one who wants to see the video. The hatred resides in you. Why deny it? So go do it.
LULZ, yeah, Christians are definitely "all to excepting"
This site is the comedic gift that keeps on giving
And here I thought Jesus was Jewish which may be why he looks like his skin is "white-ish." I honestly don't see anything "Aryan" about that picture of Jesus…call me crazy.
As a PROUDLY SECULAR right wing Thatcherite Conservative I have to say that it is undeniable that ALL organised religion is ridiculous self serving man made dogma.
Having said that, this typical, utterly humourless liberal HBO Jewish so called comedian David set out to very deliberately offend in a typically juvenile liberal way. So all intellectually honest folks should despise this typical Jewish liberal tosser. Before any tosspot on here starts screeching about anti-semitism, I am a 100% supporter of the Likud party in Israel. These are the ONLY chaps who truly stand up for the Israelis against mohammedan fascist terrorism without paying any lip service to the cowardly "suicide now" crowd in Israel.
Smug evangelicals and devoutly religious types make my skin crawl. The arch pinko Christopher HItchens pretty much has their number. But some "atheists" take their venom too far. I like Xmas trees and the tinsel and lights. But MIthra's birthday – 25th of December- has NO meaning for me at all.
The largely quite intolerant christian right must accept that there are a growing number of centre-right Conservatives, and we don't like fideistic superstitious dogma being rammed down our throats.
Hopefully this post won't be deleted, after all free speech is what this web site is supposedly all about.
I think it's about time CHRISTIANS started FIGHTING BACK!!! This 'turn the other cheek' has done nothing but allow low life's like Hollywood to desecrate our religion!! Are there no MILLIONAIRE Christians out there willing to spend their money to STOP these persecutions??? We need to TAKE back our country from these Hollywood losers who think that 'anything goes' as long as it makes them money!!!
Well from the Catholic League to CAIR to this and other threads on Big Hollywood the 'good' Muslims and Christians are already standing up to Larry David. So what? You obviously want the 'bad' Muslims to stand up to him too. Why not own up to it?
Wow. Do you ever stop feeling sorry for yourself?
You just did post something you know nothing about. Arabs and Palestinians are "white" that is the stupidest comment I have ever heard. You consider people either "white" or "black" what about all the shades in between idiot.
Back up your statement about the "vast majority never intermarried (sic)" what percentage did? what percentage did not?
Jesus, Joseph Smith, David Koresh. All the same… fakes. Cult Leaders.
You humans can not comprehend me. Nor is your little book, written by humans, at all accurate.
If someone tells you they understand the universe & all it's spiritual workings, they are full of shit. Including the Pope.
"sell the Vatican, feed the world"
It's such an obvious comment but….. Joe, Muslims see their anger as 'righteous', too. And they have a 'right' to it, too. But I somehow don't think you would accord them the same respect, especially with people around here clamoring to see a picture of Muhammad pissed on.
And if you didn't see David as a bigot for mocking: Gays, Greens, Hollywood celebrities, Muslims, Orthodox Jews, Secular Jews, religious, non-religious, etc….. why the selective outrage now?
As if a conservative never laughed at a fart joke.
I think Christians don't speak out because we believe in turning the other cheek. But even Jesus reached the end of his patience and threw the money-changers out of the temple. There is a time and place for righteous anger. When something has clearly crossed a line (and I haven't seen this episode, but it appears to have touched a major nerve among Christians and Jews alike), it's time to get mad and start throwing the bums out. I don't find Larry David funny anymore, and I do believe his show, along with a few others, regularly mocks Christianity and pretty much all religions. So do something! Ogranize a boycott. Ask advertisers not to sponsor his show. Ask people to stop watching. With Facebook, it's pretty easy these days to make a large impact. If enough Christians get mad, you'll had him off the air in six months. Or at least get a public apology, if you ask for one. The trick it to ask for one, and get enough signatures on a petition to request it. Maybe the author of this article would like to take up this worthy cause.
HBO doesn't have advertisers, only subcribers; the best way to deal w/them is to end your subsciption (assuming you have one)…
How are you being PERSECUTED, genius? Who's stopping you from living your life or being in this country you candy-a@@???
Preach it bruddah! Lulz.
Hey Chaos…when did you stop beating your wife?
I will not wear that albatross your trying to hang on my neck. However telling Larry David to "Fuck Off" in an aggressive manner…yeah I support that
So what do you make of these people (yokels?) who DO see pics of Chirst "crying" or images of the Messiah in walls, sandwiches, etc; we're not talking about pillars of stability here…
As opposed to priests who rape/molest boys and get away with it…
Richard Lewis hasn't been funny (unless you count his hair) EVER; is it beacuse of coke use, drinking, or plain ol' lack of talent?
or rather you "perception" of Him/Her…
Well said! I witness the obvious in neighborhoods a few blocks away. Where once was kindness and compassion new exists enmity and despair. See, the churches closed and were vacant for so long that liquor stores and gangs filled the void. If one doesn't see the larger picture with an objective mind they will never see Truth even in the smallest of things.
If the tear had been something besides piss, I would have probably laughed.
If Larry David goes before me, I will try to piss on his grave in front of his children.
As opposed to teachers doing the same thing in public schools? Look Huh next time you have a THOUGHT..let it go. Apparently your short and stupid comment proves that the discussion is FAR above your pay grade.
Rolling eyes. Look you proved His point, They Will Hate You because of Me…happy now?
(I said it was a general discussion but here is some more substantiation.)
There are so many interpretations and revisions to the "Dark" ages that in many cases the Dark Ages and Middle Ages have become interchangeable. It was a period, no doubt, fraught with devastation. I don't deny that the Church was influential during this period. It was. All you have to do is study the history of the Monarchy and the Vatican and see the influence of the day. One could argue that the Church was influential through its oppression.
But I am talking about the people and the popular culture–which can be seen in the art of the two periods.
Middle Ages art was in many ways very violent especially during the Black Death Period. Of course it would be. People were dying. Also, you will see an increase in Paganism during this period which some scholars see as a response to the devastation of the period. That makes sense to me. God let them down and so forth so they pulled away from belief.
Now contrast that with what happened during the Renaissance period. The people who made it out of the death of the Plague began to rejoice–they made it through. The popular culture turned toward a more positive view of the Creator. Renaissance, of course, meaning "Re-Birth." Many people began to see God as not a great Punisher but a great Creator. There are reasons that this period is called a Renaissance.
Here is an excellent article that addresses some of these points: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/36705/th...
Similarily the Church went through massive upheavals around the time of the Great Plague (1600s). Also around this time Paganism had a rebirth of it's own. Here's a link that addresses this to some extent:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/paganism/...
Good points on the Age of Enlightenment, but one could argue that in many ways religion had another re-birth in the form of Rational Christianity. In fact, I think you will find that there was a revival of spiritual Christianity especially in the United States. It could be argued that it happened in Europe as well.
Like the previous Renaissance period the people began to once again view God in a positive light. God was viewed again as a God of nature and creation. Another by product of this thought can be found several decades later in the Romantic Poets.
I wasn't mocking anyone. I was merely asserting that the greatest agnostic/pagan/atheist periods of humanity came about during devastating periods in human history. That kind of thinking does represent a Dark Ages or Great Plague mentality. Spiritual revival is a by product of having survived these periods.
After the devastation of the 20th century by way of wars and violent dictatorships it doesn't surprise me that non-belief is growing of which Larry David and Bill Maher are good examples. But it is just a matter of time when another Great Awakening is on the horizon. History shows this.
Boycotts and signature petitions are useless, especially since the people calling for a boycott don't watch the show and those that do already enjoy and understand the humor.
What nobody around here wants to hear is this: if you don't like what you see you have to PUT IN THE HARD WORK and make shows yourself. You can't just sit on the outside of the culture and criticize. You have to get yourself dirty and remake it from the inside. Nothing else will work.
Rosie O'Donnell? Is that really you? Why the hate? You anti-Christians are sure more passionate than most Christians.
There have been many comments stating that Larry David would never had the guts to mock muslims or his own religion. Anyone who has watched the show over the years knows this isn't true. A couple of episodes come to mind….
There was the one where Larry faked being a devout jew in order to befriend a doctor and get out of donating a kidney. The episode was full of instances of Larry mocking the various jewish practices he doesn't partake in (kosher methods, faked speaking hebrew repeatedly, pretended to be married to Jeff's jewish wife). It ended with the devout daughter of the doctor jumping from a ski lift to avoid being alone with Larry after sunset. (pretty crazy jew, right?)
There was another episode where Larry befriends a muslim woman in a burka. He sets her up with a blind guy who likes the idea of nobody knowing if his girlfriend is attractive. Larry gets one of her burkas dry cleaned and when Cheryl wants to go out for Halloween in a sexy costume he insists she wear the burka. While they are out a car full of teenagers pulls up and yells something like "go back to your cave Osama" and throws an egg at her.
Ahhh…. and I just remembered the time Larry went to have sex with the jewish dry cleaner and brought along a sheet with a hole in it because that is what he thought they did.
Larry David has consistently mocked all religions including his own. He generally makes fun of the more bizarre customs and fringe beliefs of whatever religion he mocks. Jumping off of a chairlift and breaking both legs to avoid being alone with a man… crazy. Forcing a woman to wear a burka so no other man can see her… crazy. Believing a painting cried… crazy. There is a fringe of the christian world that shows up to gawk every time you can kinda, sorta see the image of Jesus or Mary in a window stain etc. It is crazy.
Larry David can bite me and that's why there's never been any enthusiasm for watching this show, and after this rancid display I may have to boycott the reruns of my favorite show of all time, Seinfeld, to send that SOB a message that we're sick of this Christian bashing crud….sick of it.
While you have a point about muslims, it is the hypocrisy about saying nothing about muslims and only going after christians that is relevant. The point is that these people are utter cowards – if this had been done 150 years ago the Catholic CHurch would have sent a Jesuit assasination squad to take care of these people. But Christians don't have any b@lls any more – the "turn the cheek" thing is all that's left, and that's not really the way its been through history. More to the point – Muslims execute homosexuals, repress women in horrifying ways, and utterly intolerant in general, heck they are barbaric. But not a peep from the left – nothing at all, no protests, no boycotts, nothing – utter silence. That's what gets me, and shows them for the craven cowards and hypocrites they are. So…the lack of anything to do with Muslims is extremely relevant. BTW great comments on this column!
You are 100% correct – the Jews who support the Democrats have placed politics over religion. However, virtually every orthodox Jew I know (and I know plenty) support conservatives, heck they are conservatives – they understand full well what OBAMA and the Democrats are all about. The one great thing about reform and conservative Jews is that they don't have children. One ofr two generations more and they will be gone entirely. I see it happening in my area where reform and conservative temples are empty and closing. It was a failed experiment that caused the world alot of misery – look at Marx, Engles (was he Jewish?) and most of Hollywood – or go back to the older generations of the NY Times – Sulzberger. (Now that's a generation that should have avoided children!).
MB: You have your history wrong – I'm a movie buff – he Hayes code was something Hollywood asked for. It was costing the film industry too much money to cut films for different markets – for example, you wouldn't show the same cut of a film in Kansas that you would in New York. So the studios put together the Hayes Commission to come up with a set of standards for ALL states, since it was costing the studios in excess of $2 million a year to edit the films for all markets. So, this was a cost saving measure that was wanted by the industry itself to come up with a uniform standard. The media has exaggerated the government end of this as it always does. It had nothing to do with censorship and everything to do with money.
MB: You have your history wrong – I'm a movie buff – he Hayes code was something Hollywood asked for. It was costing the film industry too much money to cut films for different markets – for example, you wouldn't show the same cut of a film in Kansas that you would in New York. So the studios put together the Hayes Commission to come up with a set of standards for ALL states, since it was costing the studios in excess of $2 million a year to edit the films for all markets. So, this was a cost saving measure that was wanted by the industry itself to come up with a uniform standard. The media has exaggerated the government end of this as it always does. It had nothing to do with censorship and everything to do with money.
How could Larry David sink so low. I cannot see how anyone would think this funny in any way. What does Jerry Seinfeld think about this?
I've watched the show on occasion and it has some pretty funny moments. I do however believe that David knew this would stir it up among christians (and felt pretty safe about the lack of a response from the community) but I think he miscalculated about the muslim response (via CAIR). I really would like to see CAIR stir this up a bit more and perhaps get some comment from the mullahs (seeking an apology). Then I think that Larry and his pals might be getting a little more nervous and certainly more circumspect about what the write.
Hollywoodhas to get rid of Christ. It's the only way to get rid of His laws that say it's wrong to sleep with your adopted daughter, wrong to drug and sodomize a 13 year old, wrong to downplay child molesters on film, etc. You can have Him or you can have that – you can't have both.
So to be clear….. The muslims are barbaric because they riot in response to a comic, execute homosexuals, etc. Christians are so much better than that, buuuuuut it would be just great to go back to the old days when we would slaughter someone over a TV show. (I don't make apologies for muslims, there are a ton of insane ones out there. However, I find your stance wildly inconsistent.)
I canceled my HBO subscription when I heard about this incident. I never thought Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny and couldn't finish an episode, but hearing about this sent me over the edge. I've only kept my HBO subscription because I enjoyed the boxing and and shows like No 1 Ladies Detective Agency as well as an occasional comedy show. But most of the programming is pretty ungodly from anything with Bill Maher and his God hating self, Real Sex and the Bunny Ranch show, as well as sex oriented documentaries… I can no longer in good conscious give money to HBO. I'm going to conclude that none of the executives at HBO have relationships with God by the material that is taking over the network. What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul?
Funny, that's what I always say.
It's like, is that really all you've got? Really?
Weak.
Outrage is what they want
I cancelled HBO long ago. That's the best way to get even!
Here is my email to BHO and Bill Nelson at Billnelson@hbo.com. Feel free to edit and resend if you find merit in it. I have split it into three parts.
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Is it hilarious to insult millions of Catholics on your show by having Larry David urinate on an image of Christ, then portray the Catholics in the household as utterly stupid and gullible? To suggest that David's erections are a miracle encapsulates the ignorance, crudity, and moral bankruptcy of your show's creators, writers, and producers. Although I do not often watch your show, I will never watch it again, nor will I buy products advertised on it. I will further write about this broadcast on my blog, and distribute it widely to Catholic blogs so they may take action against your program by boycotting and writing to its advertisers.
Part 2
If I urinated on a picture of Moses or the Star of David on a television show, I would be instantly banned from further broadcasting. Many, many "gentiles" understand that Jews in the media, such as Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, believe they have carte blanche to belittle Catholics, Protestants, and Muslims in the broader media and in Hollywood. We will not suffer insults to Catholicism by a group of stale Jews ignorant enough to take for granted the ludicrous assertion they are the "chosen people" while at the same time finding the sloppy and broken functions of their aging genitals comical. To profane Christ Jesus or religious imagery of any kind is simply malicious, and contradicts the Jews’ own infamous and aggressive insistence of enforced respect for Jewish images, culture, and history in the most remote instance.
Part 3
Believe it or not, there are several million people who are so reflective and committed to a higher reality as to find a show that promotes athesism, befoulment of Christ Jesus, and late middle-aged references to erectile dysfunction not very entertaining. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" hopes to make a culture of moral contempt the norm. By boycotting your advertisers and widely disseminating this episode’s attempt to deride Catholicism and Christianity, we will hold the writers and producers of this show accountable for the debasements they inflict on religious traditions of all kinds. The show's producers should immediately apologize on air to the millions of Christians they have publically offended.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbieZNGLdjw
He didn't piss on anything. It was accidental back splash which he is extremely uncomfortable with and ashamed to admit to for fear of offending his hosts, which, as usual for the series, snowballs into something out of his control. He has whole episodes making fun of Judaism and Jewish customs so drop that argument.
John, you do nice work here at BIG HOLLYWOOD, but you're mischaracterizing Larry David. Repeated viewings of CURB offer clear proof that Larry enjoys shitting on EVERYONE's sacred cows. The cliche of "equal-opportunity offender" definitely applies to Larry's comedy. Larry is cut from a completely different cloth than his leftist Hollywood friends.
Compare Larry, for instance, to such dullards as David Cross, Janeane Garafolo, et al. Those mundane and bland laff-makers operate under a bullshit veneer of "edginess." Under closer inspection, though, it becomes clear: they only have fun at the expense of easy targets (e.g. Mormons). That's shooting cetaceans in a barrel. Easy humor, intellectual laziness. The same kind of intellectual short-cut that Bill Maher exploits to great effect (e.g. "Bush is stupid!! Begin laughing hysterically now!!!")
Larry David is much, much smarter than those braying tools. Give him another chance. It's the Christian thing to do.
Another unhinged Nolte column. He and his delicate sensibilities.
Don't like something, don't watch it. It's a simple fix.
Yes, that will certainly teach him a lesson.
Sex is anti-God? Didn't God create sex?
I'm sure the fine folks at HBO would take your educated email a little more seriously had you put in the half second of research to discover that as a premium pay channel there are no advertisers to boycott. All you've done is prove that you're not a subscriber, and therefore no one they need to care about.
I don't mind anyone being proud of their faith or saying publicly that it is what guides their decisions. What I don't like is having myself being lumped in with them. I understand that this is something the left does to marginalize ALL of us. There is diversity amongst conservatives but an article like this suggests we are all the religious, anti-gay, anti-abortion stereotypes the left makes us out to be. And I can't talk about being a Republican these days without some liberal automatically blaming me for wanting to force religion, anti-gay and anti-woman bigotry down their throats. My concerns are that our government is big and oppressive. And that's IT. That's really the extent of my political concerns.
Anyway, I personally see a weird inconguencies with being a Christian and a Republican. Republicans are always "talking" about the rights of the individual, how important it is that everyone be allowed to pursue their dreams and live their life, and how that is the basis of all happiness, yet they worship a God who keeps track of their every move and will condemn them to an eternal life of pain and torture if they step out of line. Huh?
I'm not here to make fun of religious people, but I sure hope the right realizes that we are not all the same here. I can tolerate it with the people I vote for, I'm a big Palin fan, and I know she is a "traditional" person… but please don't start assuming that I AGREE with every little thing you do and that I share your same social concerns, when I don't.
I should point out the incongruencies with the left too: they hate religion and Christianity in particular, because they find it oppressive, yet they are eagerly participating in creating an oppressive religion of Big Government, that is dedicated to making sure that we have as few choices as possible in our lives and thru oppressive regulation that we are punished for our sins of "not caring".
I'm not Rosie, and the lesbian said about her, the better. Although, she's a brilliant woman — you can tell she's a structural engineer when she starts her 9/11 truther BS.
Fine, you meant the Middle Ages. Even so, no scholarship I'm aware of suggests that the Black Death or any European plague caused the general populace of Europe to turn away from Christianity. Rather, the plagues were interpreted as divine punishment for sin or perhaps for letting too many Jews live among them. Hence their subsequent persecutions and expulsions.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/middle_ages/...
For your "rise in paganism," you may have in mind instances beginning in the late 1400's where people under torture admitted to secretly practicing witchcraft and Judaism. These forced confessions hardly represent a widespread "increase in Paganism." Indeed, the inquisitors were as surprised and alarmed as anyone to find their suspicions of witches "confirmed" by torture because, prior to 1490, the church officially took the position that witches were make-believe. http://oll.libertyfund.org/?option=com_staticxt&a...
It's true that Christianity didn't "take" as successfully among all Germanic and Nordic peoples, many of whom continued to worship their old pagan dieties right alongside Jesus right up through the Middle Ages. In most areas of the old Roman Empire, however, you didn't begin to see any substantial interest in paganism until the Renaissance (as your second link above indicates). It was Europe's reconnection to its pagan past (hundreds of years after the Black Plague of the 1340's) that revived paganism (and then to only a limited degree), not despair in direct response to the plagues.
As for the 1600's, I again know of no evidence that anyone adopted paganism in response to those plagues. The Church upheavals of that era are typically attributed to the Reformation, which was an attempt to clarify and improve Christianity, not abandon it.
And so on with each subsequent era you mention: wars, devastation and hardship draw people to religion; security and affluence cause them to abandon it. The greatest agnostic/pagan/atheist periods of humanity came about during the most affluent and successful periods in human history, not the most devastating. Jesus alluded to this when he said camels could more easily pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man get into heaven. http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2009/2009-17.html
Further, trends do not suggest a Great Awakening is on the horizon: http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2009-03-09-...
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0310/p09s01-coop.ht...
By the way, I didn't say you were mocking anybody. I meant Larry David was mocking bogus Catholic miracle stories. And why shouldn't he? He is under no obligation to respect a religion of which he is not a member any more than those who are not Muslims are obligated not to wipe themselves with the Koran. This is what liberty looks like. Let freedom ring.
Oh, thanks for the info.
LOL – I might have a fit if someone urinated on Ol' Willie Nelson. (I'm not a huge fan, but he is an icon in the songwriting world.)
Yeah, sorry, Frank. The arbiter of all things Christian, iwasfixin2, has decreed you non-Christian. I hate it fuh yuh, doodamus, but that's just how it is.
Hey, wait a minute! Who appointed iwasfixin2 as any kind of arbiter?
Turns out I was wrong about Yeager just kidding. Further in these comments, he reveals himself to be a raging Jew-hater.
Jews and Arabs are both Semitic peoples, so the term anti-Semite, used to mean anti-Jew, isn't all that accurate.
Yeager specifically mentioned Revelations. He's a Jew-hating Christian. Christians praise Jesus.
That's what it has to do with Jesus and 'Revelations' (sic) (whatever that is) (sic).
That Larry must not have good sense. He's totally unafraid of having to answer to the Lord for this one.
Hmm, on second thought, why shouldn't he be unafraid?
Good point. It's mostly fear, that's my guess.
It's easier to face life if you convince yourself you'll never die, not truly die, anyhow.
I didn't coin the term, so go fight with the long dead German who did.
The attitude explains a lot.
Do your family a favor. If you have further heart trouble (or any other health issues), get on down to the doctor or hospital. If you get the best medical, prayer works a lot better.
Turned out I was mistaken. He wasn't kidding at all.
And as for fuddy-old neo-cons, I am one. And I probably miss a lot of sarcasm.
Projecting again? You're truly funny !
Look, when that term was coined, Arabs were so far under the radar, that few were thinking about them.
Of course Arabs are Semites; I posted that long ago.
Both are true: Some failed, such as the alleged prophecy that a certain party would return to earth "within the lifetime" of those allegedly listening. Didn't happen.
Others, such as the belief that the Old Testament prophesied that Jesus would be born of a virgin, was the reverse. The prophecy never happened, so it couldn't have failed or come true.
Yes, I have. Thoroughly.
"It's not that liberals are ignorant, it's that so much of what they know isn't so".
HumanPersonJr isn't interested in truth or facts if that truth or those facts interfere with the point of their argument. Anybody capable of critical thinking would immediately feel uncomfortable with the notion that the Vatican condemned Rushdie for insensitivity and not the Islamofascists who issued a fatwa for Rushdie's death. The discomfort would lead an intellectually honest person to investigate and see if such a notion was in fact true. Not HumanPersonJr though. That notion perfectly meshes with their bigoted worldview and is accepted as absolute fact with not discomfort or unease.
Why mention liberals? I'm sure as hell not one.
I gave scathing denouncements of the criminal Islamists, and not with an ear or eye toward doing "anything to sway the top Muslims in the world."
Screw the Muslims. Nothing's going to sway them. You issue condemnations of their behavior because their behavior is awful. You don't measure your words. You blast them. That's what they had coming, but they didn't get it.
You act as if this one NY Times article is the only time this deficiency was brought to the public eye. It isn't. There's plenty of information for those competent and willing to dig for it.
Furthermore, what I said was true — One group of grifters, wishing they still had the power to murder at will, is supporting a similar group. Neither group of "holy men" wants to infringe on the general concept of holy men.
Good job judging an entire show, industry, and man on one bit in a single episode that most of you completely misunderstood the context of since you have never even heard of the show or Larry David until someone told you how awful this was and that you should be offended. This whole situation is particularly funny to regular viewers since, after six seasons, most can look back and agree christian's are actually the one group he almost never offends and is even MARRIED to a devote christian on the show.
One wonders how much self important blithering the athiest left would devote to defending this moron if he had pissed on a picture of Allah, or worse – OBAMA. I'm pretty sure the silence would be deafening.
Personally I don't know any fellow Christians daffy enough to hang a picture of Jesus over the toilet, and personally I refuse to hang a picture of Obama OR larry david over the toilet, I've got better things to do than spend the day mopping the floor.
It probably only takes one or two episodes to determine that Larry David is an equal-opportunity offender. If you don't like him, don't watch him. If you really adhered to your convictions, you wouldn't have been watching this episode in the first place. So you are OK with him making fun of Judaism, and Hindus and Muslims, but when it's Christians who think a miracle is heppening in their powder room, it's OFF LIMITS!!!!
But don't try to take it off the air because you don't think I should be able to watch it either- That's none of your business, pal.
Larry David: In one offensive moment you have helped undermine the work of more than a few "anti-defamation" leagues. Yeah, and if you continue, in a few more years your repellent anal/sexual adolescent humor will likely convince even more folks to look upon Jewish folks as unwelcome in this nation. Time to shut up, stop giggling, and retire from Shoah business — Jewish people have had enough trouble without your bigotry.
You guys still don't get it. Larry David is not the issue here. The issue is that the 'Church' can piss on people for thousands of years, namely the Jews AND you all know it, don't try to deny it. What is really disturbing and that all of you should be extremely concerned about is that "CAIR" is speaking and crying out loudly and making a big deal out of Larry David's symbolic act. When in fact "CAIR" HAS NOT ONCE. HAS NOT ONCE come out against Islamic Terrorists who actually do something really bad, like kill people – get it? Is that not disturbing to anyone? Think about that.
http://www.revisionisthistory.org/
You're correct. I was off my meds. I fear Christians because if the right takes over America, they may make me go to church, thereby wasting a perfectly good Sunday.
You're right. I am goofy. However, I am not a liberal, I'm an independent, Vietnam vet (USMC/HM2 1966/1967) and I think child molesters and rapists should be killed outright. You can't fix those people. I should stop blaming God, but it's fun.
I may be anti, you are moron jew
I agree. That's because the prick that run's HBO is an Israeli Jew. I use to work for an
Academy award winning actor, who had dinner with the head of HBO and he later told
me how many times during dinner, he announced he was Israeli….."Israeli…yes we got it."
Also watch Maher, how many times times he'll go for a WASP or JESUS SLAM in his monologues.
But does he have the balls or guts to come out and say what is lonely, pathethic belief is? NO.
He just hangs out smoking blunts and trying to bang Playmates at Heff's mansion. Hey, what
a full, enriched life you lead. Leave us, alone you angry prick non-religious jews.
I totally agree. There is a HUGE hunger for this. It is interesting to note how Mel Gibson made these greedy, evil pricks millions of dollars when he was an actor (Lethal Weapon, Mad Max..ect) and then when he turns around and and asks for help, they all turn their back on him.
So, what happens? He breaks all box-office records, makes about a billion dollars and not one nice word in the press about his efforts…yeah, real cowardly people running the show in Hollywood. Right on Mel, march on. I'm gonna make a flick for the masses too. We need univesal love.
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