‘Pitchmen’: A Celebration of American Capitalism
by John NolteEvery day it seems as though more and more Americans have been programmed to automatically resent the success of others. Much of this has to do with how effective Democrats and their allies in the media, academia and Hollywood have been at demonizing the wealthy, especially those in corporate America. Whether it’s Wal-Mart, pharmaceutical companies, oil, timber or high finance, these industries who have done so much to improve our way of life have, at various times, been singled out for the worst kind of character assassination.
And it’s worked, but when a corrupted pop culture is your only reference point, how could it not?
This is what makes the Discovery Channel’s new show “Pitchmen,” so special and worth a look. Not only is it entertaining and well produced, but it’s also the rare celebration of the American entrepreneurial spirit combined with the added bonus of doing one of my favorite things: “Pitchmen” takes you into a universe you know nothing about - direct response marketing – and shows you how the gears turn.
‘Hi! Billy Mays here…”
You’ve heard the voice (you’ve definitely heard the voice), you’ve seen the commercials. Along with his partner Anthony Sullivan, Billy Mays is the most successful direct response, as-seen-on-TV pitchman in America today. This is a multi-billion dollar business and Mays and Sullivan stand on the summit as the go-to guys for wannabe millionaires and inventors all over the world.
The show’s concept is genius and the structure simple. Each week, garage and basement inventors get a few minutes with Mays and Sullivan to pitch their inventions, but only a couple get the shot at the dream – an infomercial produced by two guys who know how to create overnight success better than anyone else in the game. But even then nothing’s guaranteed. Everything comes down to a single moment after the first targeted ad buy when the sales are calculated.
That’s the entertaining part. The lesson lies in the subtext.
Mays and Sullivan are obviously wealthy individuals who live the good life and are very well respected in their chosen field (all measures of success), but what the show reminds you of is how hard people in their position work because when it comes to success the hardest work is not in achieving it, but in hanging on to it. And it’s not just the hours, though they always seem to be on the go, but also the frustrations, risks, setbacks and stresses they face just like the rest of us, but at a level where mistakes and bad decisions are magnified by a hundred.
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Pop culture’s demeaning of the wealthy comes mostly from an intentional soda straw view of the trust-fund babies and Gordon Gekkos of the world, but Mays and Sullivan are much more representative of who the successful really are. Both are self-made, intelligent, driven individuals, undoubtedly shrewd in their negotiations, but at the end of the day the business they’re in is making dreams come true.
I have little patience for talkers, and the world’s buried in them, but dreamers who lay it on the line to bring it home are my kind of people. Even when it’s a crazy/bad idea, the guy who summons the guts and drive necessary to force talk into something tangible has my respect; and what I respect most is that after all the work and financial risk, all the emotional investment of hoping and dreaming, they walk into a room and risk a “no.”
These remarkable individuals are also reminders that there’s no such thing as overnight success. My favorite part of the show is the back-story on the inventors, and almost all of them put everything they have into their idea. They quit good jobs, ransack their savings, mortgage their homes, and pour heart and soul into their own long shot. Some are sober as a judge, some are pure eccentrics, but you root for all of them because “quit” isn’t part of their vocabulary.
Someone once said that you’re not a failure until you blame others, and that’s as true a statement as you’ll ever hear. I respect the doers, but those who remain undaunted also have my admiration. And this is a show stocked with those who’ve embraced the uniqueness of a country where you can go for it.
“Pitchmen” should be integrated into a required course in every American high school and college campus. But that will never happen because to put a real face and heart on those living and hoping to live the American Dream undermines decades of victimology, the creation of leftist narcissists through self-esteem minus accomplishment, and the political benefits of class warfare.
For now, at least until the inevitable Very Special Environmental Episode, “Pitchman” is my first must-see television show in years. Without saying so and perhaps without even knowing it, the show not only celebrates the greatness and humanity of our uniquely American capitalist system, but delivers a very real and human look at the freedoms now under siege everywhere the left dominates.







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When i first heard about this program, i thought I was another "reality" show that would just make my brain run out of my ears.
But i accidentally caught an episode. This program is fascinating. The inventors are better characters than most written programs can offer. And the fact that they have invested so much of their lives is very compelling.
Mays and Sullivan make some odd decisions at times, but there is no doubt they are experts in their field.
and added bonus you learn that Billy Mays is a bit of an a-hole. Likeable but still.
I watch it when ever i stumble across it.
Billy Mays could convince me to buy a number two pencil without an eraser for three easy payments of $29.95.
Advertising does not work, just ask the violent, movie and gaming industries.
I googled Billy Mays once to find out that he started selling stuff on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, this is truly an American success story. Loved the comments that this should be shown in school ,but never would as it goes against the message of never trying, always crying.
I admit, I've avoided this show precisely because I can't STAND May's voice–when his regular commercials come on, I race for the mute button. Does he screech like that throughout, or does he tone it down a bit?
I admit, I've avoided this show precisely because I can't STAND May's voice–when his regular commercials come on, I race for the mute button. Does he screech like that throughout, or does he tone it down a bit?
no he is a real guy. he slips in to his carnival barker voice often and easily but it is not the thrust of the show.
It's nice to see that Gabe Kaplan has a new gig.
Ah, but who pitches the Pitchmen?
Cool. I'm not dissing his success, I just can't stand the voice. It's like the Sit N' Sleep guy.
You've got it wrong John, Democrats don't despise wealth. They just despise "unearned" wealth — you know, the kind you get from working hard. They have no problems with "deserved" wealth — like the Kennedy fortune, or the money they make from lobbying.
John, are you referring to the multi-position, ambidextrous, manual data recorder known as the Graphit-a-Matic 2000? I ordered mine last night within 20 minutes of seeing the infomercial. For that I received two of them PLUS the Mini-Sharp, the portable rotary shaving instrument for keeping the Graphit-a-Matic 2000 data ready. Not only that, but they are sending me the Pocket Docket. It's a NASA grade plastic envelope that fits into my shirt pocket. It's specially designed to keep the Graphit-a-Matic 2000 ready for action. AND it's irresistible to the LADIES!
I like Mays. I saw him on Fox and Friends a couple of years ago, and saw what a genuine, knowledgable, pleasant fellow he his. Most of his products aren't for me. Same for Sullivan. The guy who really cracks me up though is "Vince for Shamwow" (Slap Chop) His headset, the asides ("you following me camera guy?") and his attitude, a sort of deal-me-in-guys-this'll-only-take-a-minute hustling delivery is funny. I just wish one of them would get behind my left handed smoke shifter prototype.
http://shermansmarch.blogspot.com
Send me a baker's dozen on the double, Phil!
You mean "Vince-I-Beat-Up-A-Hooker" Guy, right? Did he make his bail?
I wish we could invent and pitch a product that would re-program liberal brains… uhm.. wait… sorry, my bad… common sense isn't marketable.
Some years ago, back when owning (and playing with) vehicles with reciprocating gasoline engines was both fun and profitable, the Auto Show circuit always ahhad their peripheral sideshows… and the true star, the real attention getter would always be Billy Mays. His infectious enthusiam knew no bounds, and depsite whatever the weakness was of the product he was repping you thought you absolutely had to have one or life,as you knew it would cease to be.
If Paris Hilton can be a star- why not the greatest pitchman of our time?
It's one thing to celebrate hard working wealth builders, but Mays and Sullivan knowingly sell items that are scams.
Not any of that $19.95 crap actually works, and as many who have bought into the scam will tell you, the money making is in the upselling and blatantly ridiculous shipping & processing costs. If you attempt to return the item, it's nearly impossible. Basically they take people's money and play the odds game that most will just chuck the item into the trash than try to recoup their money.
For the real inside scoop, read the testimonials here before you ever try to purchase something "made for TV"
http://www.infomercialscams.com/
I think the show is quite interesting and I have been a fan of Billy Mays cheesy commercials (I mean that in a good way) for quite some time. However, on a recent episode of Pitchmen, Billy Mays went out of his way to put the life of his co-star/partner/colleague Anthony Sullivan in danger. (He was actively chumming shark-infested waters that Sullivan was swimming in.) He actually thought it was funny to endanger the life of another human being while that person's family looked on. (Sullivan's parents were watching from another boat.) I was enraged. He may as well have been shooting at him with a gun. I cannot watch this show any longer, nor can I support Billy Mays or the products he sells. I would ask all of you to do the same.
Bob, I think I can help you. But listen closely, because I can't repeat this all day.
Beginning next election, we start offering voting ballots in all kinds of colors so that liberals can show their support for their favorite issues. We can have green for environmentalists, rainbow ballots for gays, pink, yellow, you name it!
You with me so far? Here's where the help part come in. To help liberals come to grips with reality, we make it very clear with signs posted at each voting station (in small print) that only the standard, white ballots will count.
Despite the clear warning, liberals will be unable to resist the colored ballots — after all, why start paying attention to warnings now? This will result in Republican governments in perpetuity, which can save the liberals from themselves.
Oh, and I'll throw in a slap chop for shipping and handling.
Or Hallmark…
I have to admit, I find Mays and Vince compelling. With Mays it is the enthusiasm — I just want to like the guy.
With Vince, it's more of a sense of being impressed with the smoothness of the con, i.e. I know I'm being conned, but I admire the style.
Or married into wealth like Kerry or Clinton or Huffington.
What could he do? Bitch just wouldn't listen
Billy Mays is on my Top Ten List of Guys I'd Like to Have a Beer With while Picking Their Brains. Love him or hate him, he's a phenomenal, old fashioned, American pitch man – you know, the kind of guy who made America the economic wonder of the world – and that is so far away from what I am that I can't help but think I'd learn a lot from the guy.
The bottom line is that I respect excellence in any field of endeavor, and anyone who values exceptionalism is willing to learn from experts outside of whatever their field happens to be. For example, I'm a musician but one of the greatest geniuses I ever met is a construction worker… only he does it at such a high level that he restores historical landmarks (Like Thomas Jefferson's Poplar Forest mansion). You would not believe the detailed research he did on the way Jefferson mixed his mortar, for example. I had no idea that was such a deep subject, but I listened to the guy in rapt attention for hours as he explained it to me. One example: Bricks were hard to come by, but mortar was cheap back then, so they used a lot more mortar to cut down on the number of bricks used. As a result, the mortar was made to be super-strong and to last over 200 years. I love knowing stuff like that. ;^)
You will have the ACLU all over you like a duck on a junebug! White only??? Andrew have you gone mad? I'm callin' Janeane on you.
that guy must have done the state fair circuit for a few years. he is just too cliché not to have
apparently she wouldn't relaese his tongue from between her clamped jaws
Exactly!! Just none of that sweat of the brow garbage — yuck, talk about unearned wealth!
Ok, well call them "Ivory" or "Cream."
Can I put you down for a slap chop?
you have a point but the guy was testing a Shark Repellant product. The two made up at the end. but with out a doubt Mays can be an a-hole
"I respect excellence in any field" — I agree 100%.
There is nothing more interesting to me than meeting someone who has mastered something (anything) and who has a passion for what they do, and just listening to them talk about it.
It is nice to see a show about folks just making it on their own, no whine fest or such.
Good stuff.
"I know I'm being conned, but I admire the style."
You just described a lot of people who voted Obama (and Clinton before him).
I watched a couple of episodes of the show and I like the premise but Billy Mays is as annoying as you could have imagined. He's sort of like that uncle you'd never leave your kid alone with. Not to mention his beard makes me uncomfortable. That aside though it's a very enjoyable show.
The digital revolution. 300+ channels for your entertainment pleasure. The creation of TV programs like "pitchmen gone wild." One step forward, ten steps back
This just in. Ron Popeil, develops the Pocket Pitchman. For 3 easy payments of $29.95, you get a troll that annoys you all day, makes you buy sheit you don't need, and writes useless drivel on websites, while allowing viruses to attack your computer. Billy Mays can't hold Ron's speedo.
You are right on. And then add to the equation of redistributing wealth. IT'S STEALING!!!. I can't see how people can think of it any other way.
Isn't that the truth! Hopefully, when it comes time for Obama to show us where he's hidden the nut, these people will snap out of the trance and realize they've been taken.
Well the article said that Mays got his start hawking on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City. As a boy, my folks took us there every summer and I remember those guys. They would start their pitches in the open air, and after a crowd had gathered they'd move into the "shop", close the doors to the Boardwalk and give the hard sell. So I know Mays knows his stuff when it comes to selling.
http://shermansmarch.blogspot.com
Shark Repellant? They totally stole that idea from Adam West's Batman.
Actually, you could say that they are post racial ballots. Scientifically speaking, white in pigment is the lack of color. It's true. You can look it up.
And, sure, sign me up.
once again you all plow right into a great but scary idea- "this is Billy Mays- and Vince from SlapChop (how long did it take them to come up with that really clever name? or 'Graty'?) here for Barack Obama and the Democratic party- bringing you prosperity one slap at a time"
Migod, you can almost see it happening…
understand your point; but the pure entrepenurial spirit of these things somewhat mitigate their usefulness/uselessness. We love the fact that a great idea and a strong pitch still can make millions…
I meant the sham wow guy, but the same is probably true for a lot of these guys.
I can vouch for that. Pocket protectors are my kryptonite (I'm only being partly sarcastic, here). Thanks for these posts. Gave me a good laugh when I needed it.
It's not stealing if they don't "deserve" to have it in the first place, right?
Billy Mays pretty much picked up the baton Ron Popeil started on TV in the late 1960s and early 70s. And my guess is he's never punched out a hooker like Sham Wow guy, who I would trust to sell me a fresh bag of Fritos (he reminds me just way too much of the cold call boiler room guys who'll actually curse you out on the phone if you listen to their pitch for too long and then refuse to bite).
do you actually believe all of that wasn't staged for the show's entertainment value? I watched that episode and they never showed any proof that the shoot was in shark infested waters…nary a shark was even filmed!
I don't believe there was any true danger to Anthony Sullivan any more than I believe the people who come on Jerry Springer actually hate each other.
(Hug for Maat)
I feel you on Billy Mays' voice. But, it's part of his success, oddly enough. It's distinctive and gets attention, essential in that buisness.
Like "dirty harry", I'm liking Pitchmen pretty much against my will.
It's a good show. Put it on closed captioned for half an episode, I think you'll enjoy it.
And I think they canceled Kings (tear), so . . .I gotta love something else.
*MissQuinn*
Pitchmen and Deadliest Catch are two of my 3 must watch shows (the third is Battles B.C. on the History Channel, and while I'm at it, what channel is American Chopper on nowadays?). I have to say, it changed my mind about infomercials and direct marketing. I used to think they were all useless scams, but seeing this show, I'm finding out that all the products actually do what they're advertised to do. And I like the dynamic between Billy and Sully. They pick on each other and do cruel pranks thew way guys sometimes do to each other. It's a thoroughly entertaining show, and a subtle celebration of ingenuity and capitalism.
[...] Original post by Big Hollywood [...]
Discovery Channel has some amazing shows that reflect Conservative values of hard work:
-Deadliest Catch
-Dirty Jobs
And now, Pitchmen.
History Channel has good shows
-the aforementioned BATTLES B.C.
-BATTLE 360
-DOGFIGHT
-PATTON 360
It is a great show and produced in Tampa Bay!! Thanks Billy!
Your silly politics aside, these guys don't invest any of their own money. I know them, like them and support them both. They're loaded because they don't gamble their own dollars. Get it?
looking forward to catching up on pitchmen when it is aired in the uk
sounds great
Up here in Canada we have an excellent spin-off of the British series " Dragons' Den". Check it out on Youtube….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heX0dgV_kjs
He speaks in a normal voice (except when they're shooting). It's actually pretty easy on the ears.
I enjoy the show.
During the show you will see Billy Mays beard will have grey hair at times. Later it will be jet black.
I think he uses black shoe polish to touch it up.
I thought it funny that he was "chumming" with his chum when he was in the water for that shark repellent ad : )
I know I would have done the samething. What better way to promote the product and maybe get a new partner…..
Most Senior Citizen couch potatoes have a room full of T.V. pitched $19.95 crap. They love those guys and will buy anything they pitch. Awhile back, one of the local news channels had a story on a grandma who owned every product Billy Mays ever pitched including the car wax (she didn't own a car). She had the crap stacked up to the rafters in the original boxes. Most of it was unopened and brand new. Sorta like a personal WalMart. The problem is that they are usually on a fixed income and the stuff isn't edible. This lady had died of malnutrition and no one noticed for a couple of months even though there was a large stack of boxes from the shopping channel on the porch. So I do think T.V. pitchmen are like sharks without a soul or feelings that make money off the gullible and those who can least afford to spend their meager funds for worthless crap.
so they should screen out potential customers?
Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs has clearly been deeply affected by the people he's met, and now regularly points out how their hard work and dedication do more good for the society and environment than any number of liberal foundations and outfits like Greenpeace. He's gotten flack for saying this but refuses to give up. He clearly likes these people and enjoys his time with them.
Dirty Jobs is one of the rare shows on TV that are worth watching.
Yup. It can be done based on buying habits. The elderly are always sucked in because they're lonely and look forward to any contact. Also, very gullible to this sort of scamola. I don't like it being so irresponsible and heartless. I am an IT developer that does CRM apps so I know it could be done. Credit card companies are just as guilty in this regard.
I think the show's brilliant.
"Pitchmen" gives us the huge "fix" that Americans love to watch: a nobody person rising up from nowhere and becoming a multi-millionaire because of their sheer ingenuity and resourcefulness! LOVE this!
NOW…if they just keep their hands OXY-CLEAN of any "scripting" of this reality show — it'll stay great…
BTW: can someone please tell me WHO that obnoxious gal voice is who hawks Snuggies, Upside Down Tomatoe Planters and the cheap "earwig" amplifiers? I'll take Mays shrieks/rants ANY day over that woman's annoying, pinched-nostril & compacted sinuses caterwauling.
I think any advertising agency that has a commercial following a Billy Mays sales pitch is losing money. I believe most people, when they hear that gawd-awful whine of a voice they turn the channel…I know I do!
The key is the ability to demo the thing and have people get it FAST. That's what the clip shows and that's why a lot of really GOOD products that just don't lend themselves to quick and connecting demonstration just won't work in this environment.
Yeah, but why did he paint that beard on his face?
I would think it would have been easier to just grow one.
All you need to know about Vince:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
As an homage to Ron Popiel.
An entertaining show. I was rooting for them when shopping for a private jet. Keep Americans working! The American dream! And then the inventors are a great story too. Worth a look.
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