Star Trek: 90210
by John Nolte
What to resent more? The fact that they’re raping my childhood or that they’re forcing me to use the term, “raping my childhood?”
Here you have these larger-than-life, legendary characters to work with and what are they doing? Making the Starship Enterprise look like a casting session for “High School Musical: The Pouty Prom.”
The original “Star Trek” is iconic and timeless because of the characters. Yes, there was some great storytelling involved, but the best stories always involved the characters — those actors in those roles and the warm, real, complicated relationship that existed between them. No operatic nonsense, no hyper-effects, and no WB Channel-ing can tart its way through that.
And they’re messing with the mythology. In the first trailer, looking for Emo thrills, young Kirk expertly handles a sports car. But if you remember the episode, “A Piece of the Action,” Kirk can’t drive. (This matters) And how do you do Kirk without William Shatner? Shatner is Kirk. Kirk is Shatner. Why not just ask someone to do Rooster Cogburn or Will Kane or Jim Rockford or Fred Sanford? Not to take anything away from the creators, writers or directors, but iconic characters are the creation of the actor. And there’s a reason Shatner’s a legend. There’s a reason he’s been in four hit television shows, written a number of best sellers, and won two Emmys. He’s an honest to goodness star, and the people who laugh at him are generally those whose careers haven’t lasted a quarter as long as his.
To end on a positive note, I see Bruce Greenwood’s been cast as Christopher Pike. Greenwood’s a marvelous and under-appreciated actor.
Other than that, I got nothing.




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Being Kirk drove the car off a cliff, I'd hardly say he had expert driving skills.
Thank goodness someone's finally got round to thoroughly refuting that "conservatives are a bunch of stuffy, stodgy, traditional-minded dweebs" meme.
(j/k)
The Star Trek people have been pillaging that franchise for years. They've never respected the history of the show or even understood what made the original series so good. Nothing about this movie can be accurate. Whoa, I sound like a Star Trek geek. Nothing to see here people… move along.
I hope you’re wrong. I’d love to see another Star Trek flick, we’ll see?
Hey look Lawhawk, I'm not feeding the troll!!
Maybe they could call it "Star Fleet Academy: The Musical"
I for one am looking forward to it. Mainly because when I was a kid I dreamed of the day they could do big SF movies with effects like that, which had imaginative scenery and aliens. It looks like they are going for that and not the boring TV movie type plots of many Star Trek films.
I don't mind new actors doing the roles. It depends on how it's written and acted. Yes, most remakes suck. So this might t. But at least it's based on TOS and not the PC shows that followed. It doesn't look PC either, but we'll see.
A friend of mine, the late Steve Gerber, worked on a Next Generation episode when Roddenberry was still alive. Apparently Roddenberry wanted to the Trek shows to me more PC. Ugh.
The old show was more fun and it looks like this movie may be too.
Gawd! I'm proud of ya.
As for the movie, I'll give it a chance, but only because I just got a new big screen TV to go with my surround sound system. Who needs a plot, or characters? I got sight and sound!
DFTT
Thought I'd forget, didn't ya?
the 'Trek' trailer is resolutely awful- and worse it's all B roll stuff, so apparently Abrams (admittedly not a fan)
figures lots of bling and flash and they will come… the casting seems terribly weak; the trouble with US casting is the sheer lightweight quality all of these people bring. When Spielberg did 'Private Ryan' he toyed with casting the entire film with Aussies and Brits; they at least looked like they've done something other than drink smoothies and cheat on exams… one can hope this film isn't the mess it appears, but as someone totally underwhelmed by JJ Abrams don't hold your breath…
Oh c'mon, I said I was just kidding.
Poke one Trek guy with a pointy stick and the whole hive comes out and labels ya.
I'm still going to see it
He's intentionally driving it off the cliff, in the shot before he takes that corner like an expert and even shifts gears.
And besides, Simon Pegg's in it. Simon. Freakin'. Pegg.
That might be worth the price of admission all by itself!
In "A Piece of the Action", Kirk couldn't drive an antique Tin Lizzie. That doesn't mean he couldn't drive a souped up futuristic sports car. Being a Trekkie requires little leaps of faith like that from time to time, John. I'm surprised at you.
OH PLEASE!
TOS is the epitome of extreme camp and angst so deep that the main problem in comparison to High School Musical is that the singing kids are obviously shown to be second rate posers.
That goes for most of the franchise that followed, too. Ugh, ptewie.
As for the "new" Kirk (and Spock and…) I think we should just get over this silly notion of "cannon" and go for the Asian model (Japanese?) of copious do-overs. Let someone else make the character theirs, and it will be different, and it won't make the old one go away, and new things can happen that didn't happen the first time through, perhaps radically different things in radically different directions.
Give some love to those of us who spent so much time watching in horror and shouting at the television set, "That is so wrong!"
"the boring TV movie type plots of many Star Trek films"
And we were just starting to become friends…
Unless, he's surrounded by Zombies, no thanks… And I didn't even get around to complaining about whats-his-name as the villain.
"conservatives are a bunch of stuffy, stodgy, traditional-minded dweebs"
How can I be that and a nerd?
I know they did a little too much tweaking over the years. But, from "Wagon Train to the Stars" to "Start Trek Goes Back to Basics" to "Star Trek Wonders if Androids are Human, Too" to "Star Trek Goes Into Therapy" to "Star Trek Now Has a Really Big Space Satellite," I've pretty much enjoyed them all. Except "Voyager." For some reason, I just couldn't get into it. And I think I liked "Enterprise" because I always felt there was the chance that Scott Bakula would walk into a vortex, show up on the other side in diapers or a dress, only to discover he was still starring in "Quantum Leap."
DFTT
His specific issue with the tin-lizzy is the clutch and if you watch the first trailer, you can hear young Kirk expertly shift gears, as well as driving.
Well, yes. And he's probably not going to have much screen time.
I'm just looking for anything redeeming besides flashy graphics, and I'm not seeing it in the remainder of the casting choices.
You are wrong. That is all.
LOL! I just wanted to show Lawhawk my powers of restraint!
Dude, do you want to pay for the CGI effects, not to mention the girdle, for JJ, Orci, Kurtzman, ILM and Paramount to roll Fat Shat into that Captain's Chair on the iBridge? You must be kidding me!
Trek needed to be remade for a new generation of viewers. You can't just get kids excited over Johnathan Frakes. No, kids will only get excited over a bad boy-especially if they are rebooting this series so that Uhura is the main love interest.
Now get a clue. At least Tori Spelling isn't on the bridge. I'll be in line on May 8th, bub.
Voyager had the best theme song of any of the series, give it that much.
"more PC"? How? Unless they were planning to just do an hour of apologies for Western crimes against the noble people of the rest of the Earth, I don't see how.
Congratulations Nolte, you're the '09 Whiner 'Ward Winner. You can put yourself right up there with the fat basement-dwellers who were texting death threats to Michael Bay because he turned Megatron into a jet instead of a handgun. How do you do Star Trek without Shatner? Oh I don't know, maybe pick someone who's NOT an 80-something B actor? Calling Pine's performance in the trailer "HSM-esque" is a desperate far cry, and even if it weren't, it would be better than "Oh NO Spock, the ALIens are COMing and the PHAsers are ONLY at half POWer! We MUST get DOWN to the TORPEDO bay!" Any human being who watches the new Star Trek trailer and actually misses the old show over it CLEARLY does not remember this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
And I promise you that fifty to sixty years from now, Chris Pine won't be hosting Rescue 911 or doing Priceline commercials just to keep his face in peoples' memories. Have a glass of warm milk and get to bed.
"Oh NO Spock, the ALIens are COMing and the PHAsers are ONLY at half POWer! We MUST get DOWN to the TORPEDO bay!"
I don't care who y'are, that's funny right there.
Well, it's a relief to know I wasn't the only one upset about Megatron not being a handgun.
And Bumblebee wasn't originally a Camaro, he was just more bad@$$ that way. Cry about it.
I dunno, John–The early trailers stunk, but this one, this one drew me in. The other captain (Pike?) challenging Kirk to be a man. The futuristic military training. And yeah, the flashy space battles. I need some splashy space battles in my sci-fi. Ever since I got suckered into watching SeaQuest–Cool submarine action in the pilot, then nothing of note until the season finale… Flashy space battles make stuff worth watching!
After this trailer, my only reservations are that I don't recognize the aliens (They might be the Remians from the Nemesis movie, but even that is weak–Give me Klingons!) and that the alien ships look like they ripped off the Shadows from Babylon 5.
My biggest problem is that they are changing things that don't need changing. It may be minor, but look at the "new" design for the Enterprise. The saucer section looks great, same basic shape, just more detail for the screen; but the rest of the ship looks goofy and wrong. It doesn't have that, dare I say it, iconic outline. What's more, Abrams has said that he's a Star Wars fan. I kinda like Star Wars for mindless fun (in the old series) but I expect at least an attempt at more from Star Trek. I suspect that the new movie will be a cheap cash-in like the new Star Wars movies, with no respect for the history of the series or the long time fans.
I hate the "Wagon Train to the Stars" put down. Star Trek dealt with all kinds of tricky social issue in complex and interesting ways. The people who labeled it Wagon Train, just lack the creativity and depth to see beyond the phasers.
Also, I suspect there is a bit of leftist hate in the term. Kirk definitely fought for a patriotic, "classical liberal" view of the world — very inconsistent with their dope smoking, anti-establishment, America is the enemy garbage. Lousy hippies.
I wish they do an opera…in Klingon!
I wish they'd do an opera…in Klingon!
"The early trailers stunk"
Disagree, the teaser trailer was outstanding.
"the alien ships look like they ripped off the Shadows from Babylon 5. "
True enough.
It was okay that Megatron didn't turn into a hangun…..It was unforgivable that Megatron didn't have a giant lazer cannon on his arm when he was in robot mode! Every Megatron has the giant arm cannon! Even the animal-Megatrons found a way to do it!
I was excited about DS9 because it was supposed to be "dark" and "edgy" and really get into a new, more serious "dark" science fiction… disappointment only makes it hurt worse. I think that the last straw on that show for me was the daring lesbian worm-parasite love when out of a universe of possibilities the black base commander only falls for a black commercial transport captain.
And Voyager was utterly pitiful. When it was first announced Geordie's mother and ship had just disappeared and I was so hoping that Voyager would be about her and her ship. She was a fabulous character. Granted, it wasn't the actress, it was the writers, that gave us the "I'd rather none of my crew every see home again than marry Q" amazing moral fortitude. Yeah, moral fortitude!
Bah. It was fun for the three episodes it took for the Bajoran rebels to fully adjust to their "point at the stars" Star Trek uplift bras.
Revaling myself as no great fan of TOS here, but: weren't the starships constructed in orbital drydock? I thought they weren't intended to be used in the atmosphere.
What's the Enterprise doing sitting on the ground?
I wouldn't categorize this as a "remake" per se as it follows the Lucas formula of going "back to the beginning" before the originations of the TV series. I like the idea of the "how, where and when" the original characters hooked up. It will be interesting to see if the writers put together something as good as Ralph Ellison's [author "The Invisible Man"] work on the original TV series.
I agree. I loved the teaser. Between that and JJ Abrams involvement, I was excited about the idea. Then the cast photos leaked.
Now, no reason to hate on Shatner. There's room for everyone.
I might have meant "canon." Dang… always get those wrong. You all know what I meant!
Synova — I looked at our banning policy, and for some insane reason trashing the original Star Trek series isn't on it, but I am convening a board meeting asap.
Don't even go there. If you want to start talking about history, we know how and when these characters met, and this ain't it. We knew all about Kirk's past, and this ain't it. Arrrggggghh……..
I am surprised this dweeb even knows what apotheosis means. You do don't you?
As for the movie, I think I'll pass…that is Kirk with Ohura. You know getting a smattering of back story when the show was on was great but seeing a full blown SCENE sort of leaves a dry as dust taste in my mouth. And in no way am I a Trekkie but I remember fondly when the reruns were on and watching it with my Dad and brother.
I agree that’s funny. I hope John’s wrong on this movie.
It was Gene Roddenberry who sold the idea to NBC as 'Wagon Train to the Stars'- he was a writer for that series, as well as Have Gun Will Travel…
Pegg and Karl Urban aside, the cast looks incredibly weak. When Pine takes the center seat I can't tell whether he's taking command or taking a dump, his expression can go either way. Is be brooding or is he straining? Really, really hate that bit of casting.
I'm not opposed to a new cast. This is, after all, an origins movie. But the rumors about the plot do make my skin crawl.
**MAYBE SPOILERS**
Kirk is now a jerk because he was raised by a jerk of an uncle because The Villain went back in time and killed his parents (shown in preview, so I guess that's not too much of a spoiler).
What pisses me off here — and I do think that Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are larger than life, legendary characters — is that all the joy's been sucked out. In the original series, love it or hate it, Kirk loved his job. He was nerdy in the academy and all the way up the promotion ladder because he obsessed with becoming a starship captain. Nothing pissed Kirk off like a threat to his crew or his ship. That very love is what made the best Trek, Khan, so damn good.
For this film, it's Top Gun and paternal envy syndrome (or whatever they called it in Hot Shots). Feh! This drips with angst, and it's impossible to see this Kirk taking a bite out of an apple and calmly saying, "I don't like to lose" while preparing to open a can of whup ass.
'Enterprise' was the best of the various follow up series; it's a shame it was on UPN where no one watched it. The 'Zindi' story arc was the best Islamic fundemetalist allegory I've seen yet; not surprisingly Brannon Braga and Manny Cotto wound up on '24'…
Why no, miss ma'am, but it shore do sound purty, don't it?
Yeesh.
So anyway, was a Kirk/Uhura hookup an actual element of the original? I thought that was just something else they manufactured for the movie.
For all the harrumphers, think of the movie as Dr. Who–different people can play the characters. Nothing will ever match the version of Star Trek that drew you in as a kid but think of this: the original series will be out on blu-ray right about when the movie comes out, along with blu-ray re-releases of the films, so you can buy those, crank up the big screen and geek out. (Pon Far! Khaaaann!! That…green chick) Personally, I'm looking forward to the film. It's not Hamlet. They can play with the mythos if they want to. I think Quinto looks perfect, and the effects look fine. I do agree Eric Bana isn't remotely villainous, even with the bald head. As far as the youth of the actors, well, they're playing recruits and I made peace with the realization that most soldiers and an increasing number of cops are younger than me now so it doesn't bother me.
I think there were things about TOS that were simply incredible. Did you think I meant camp and angst in a *bad* way?
But I do think that part of the reason that re-makes tend to suck so much is that we insist they hold to the original. The original is the original. It always will be. I think that re-makes would be better if we would allow them to be alternate History, something new, let someone say what if *that* happened instead, what if *this* were different.
mostly because everyone will have forgotten him quickly… love your phonetic Kirk, though…
All the new trailer did was turn me off even more. Right now it's only John Cho as Sulu that is making me want to see this movie.
They have ripped apart canon with this movie. Someone tell me where in TOS or the other movies it was even hinted at that Kirk was a troubled bad-boy in his youth. In "Where No Man Has Gone Before" Kirk in his Academy days was described as a stack of books with legs. Yes, he cheated in his Kobyashi Maru scenario – because he hated losing and didn't believe in a no-win siuation.
Not sure how much of the backstory you know about this movie yet. But the reason why there are changes in this movie as far as continuity with the original series is because the main villain of the piece. His name is Nero and he's actually a time traveller from the future. He's come back in time to alter the past to right a wrong in his future. But by altering the time line he's changing details. That's why the continuity of the characters or history is different from what we remember from the original series.
Oh, most of the shouting about wrongness was directed at TNG. Though I did like Wesley.
I know, but he did not mean that in an insulting way. But these days, it's become an insulting term used by people who dismiss the original series as a simplistic, mindless kid's show.
Growing up I was a HUGE Trek fan. Not quite to the point of dressing up in Starfleet uniforms and going to CONs…but almost.
That said, over the years I've come to despise and almost hate Trek because its nothing but Marxist propaganda from the word GO (or at least since TNG).
Rape it, I don't care … Trek is just another leftist wh*re anyway.
I'll watch it because I expect it to be mildly entertaining.
Besides, Lazarus Long would kick Capt. Kirks butt anyway.
I'm not really clear on this whole time travel thing, but how does altering the timeline from when he arrives change things that happened before he even shows up, like the entirety of Kirk's life up to enlisting in Starfleet?
Kirk and Uhura famously kissed in the episode "Plato's Stepchildren" in which aliens amuse themselves by forcing the pair to lock lips. We never saw any sign that they had an actual relationship and it would have been inappropriate for a commanding officer to be romantically involved with one of his subordinates. Yes, I am a Star Trek geek.
Well, they did kiss once, but they were both brainwashed when it happened, so I doubt it counts.
I'm getting older, especially discussing this topic, but I'm not at the big 4-0 yet. My problem with most remakes is the utter disdain usually shown for the source material. Plus, the remakes in the last ten years are so formulaic they could all have been written by computer. As a lover of movies, I hate this.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to tell some kids to get off my lawn.
No, they weren't intended for use in atmosphere (with the exception of the Intrepid class) The Enterprise (NCC-1701, also NCC-1701-A, NCC-1701-E) was constructed at the San Francisco Fleet Yards, which was orbital. Most construction, however, was done either at Utopia Planitia, or subcontracted to Yoyodyne.
** Though I did like Wesley.
** … I did like Wesley
** … like Wesley
Now I know you're crazy. Even the guy who played Wesley doesn't like Wesley.
You liked Wesley? You're off my Chistmas Card list.
Um…does nobody realize that…
Chris Pine (Kirk) is 29
Zachary Quinto (Spock) is 31
Karl Urban (McCoy) is 37
Simon Pegg (Scotty) is 39
John Cho (Sulu) is 36
Zoe Saldana (Uhura) is 30
Only Anton Yelchin (Chekov) is 19…and that's appropriate because he's a newly graduated Ensign.
Call these guys anything you want, poorly cast, bad actors, whatever…
But stop calling them "too young"! Stop calling them children! They are ADULTS.
you young punk! If you use your TASER to get those kids off the lawn, make sure you turn on the sprinklers to get a better electrical ground!
You can blame Roddenberry circa the late 80s for the PC stuff. I've read interviews with writers that disagreed and complained and felt boxed in by Roddenberry's utopian vision. The writers tried to break away from some of that on the later shows (at least DS9 and Enterprise). In the commentaries for Star Trek Generations and First Contact, writers Ron Moore and Brannon Braga poke fun at all the contradictions and rules that they had to follow.
Especially when you cover yourself with honey…BZZZ-ZZZZ-MRRR-ZAPZAP!!!
I agree John…anybody want to come over an see my leisure suit collection? I have matching platform shoes, too. I still have my glasses that are mended in the middle with surgical tape.
It was cancelled just when it was getting good, wasn't it?
The first two years, I said to myself, "This show has the best production values on TV but awful writing!" Manny Coto came in two years too late.
There are several canon story arcs you could take. The last surviving ship of a battle group in the Dominion War would be a great series of flicks. How about a group sent by the Federation to assist the liberated Borg in their fight against the collective. Hell, what about Garak & Q go to White Castle? Anything but this crap!
Although, the train wreck factor has kicked in. I'll wait for Rifftrax.
I saw the first Star Trek movie, which was good, but I haven't seen the others. I must admit I thought the previews for this new one were pretty cool and I'll be taking dad to see it.
OK, slick, you are now in the deep end of the Trekkie pool…you may return to your Paris Hilton coming out video.
Actually Bumblebee is a Camaro only because Volkswagon wouldn't give them the rights to use any of their vehicles.
The Kirk/Uhura kiss was rather controversial. It was not clear if the network was going to air the kiss. Shatner actually forced the issue by deliberately ruining the take of the alternate scene in which no kiss occurred.
Yes dear.
I didn't mind Wesley, simply because I was roughly the same age at the time and would've loved to be on the Federation flagship and be told "Here, you drive!"
For comparison…
William Shatner was 35 in 1966 when he started playing Captain Kirk.
DeForest Kelley (McCoy) was 46
Leonard Nimoy (Spock) was 35
James Doohan (Scotty) was 46
George Takei (Sulu) was 29
Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) was 34
and Walter Koenig (Chekov) was 30
Ooo! I got it! Michael Weston gets recruited by Section 31!
Hey, I freely admit I missed out on most of TOS, and what I saw of it when I was a kid didn't really appeal to me at the time. I got acquainted with the series via the movies, and the Kirk/Uhura thing wasn't really an element in that.
So I'm playing catch-up.
If you didn't see The Wrath of Khan…you didn't see a good Star Trek movie yet.
It's absolutely pivotal in apologizing for everything that happened since. As in, "yeah, but…KHAAAAAAN!"
First of all, this is supposed to be prior to the actual series. Second of all, I was not trying to say that the new actors are the same age that the originals were at the start of the series. I am saying they are not children.
And their ages had nothing to do with their characters' ages whatsoever. Koenig may have been thirty, but Chekov was supposed to be 22.
If you like the other Trek series, you have to check out former Trek illustrator Doug Drexler's new blog. All the geeks here will like it – he's posting all sorts of goodies from the archives: vintage ads, photos, artwork, etc.
http://drexfiles.wordpress.com/
And yes, I'm single.
Ah Dude, You have to put this show in the context of the 60's. Civil rights, hippies, Vietnam, Great Society, etc. This show was waaay out there hence its cancellation after 2.5 seasons. Where did the show take your imagination? When I was a kid watching this, the first thing that popped in my mind was, "a 1000 people crammed in close confinement for 5 years and NOBODY having sex?"
C'mon, I was 10 at the time. I was a perv even then. Of course, the Kirk/Uhuru thing wasn't in the open. The '60's censors weren't having any of THAT! But the show did germinate fantasy.
Very well said Brisco. And that was the core to the original series.
Forget the youth of the cast, MY huge problem with what we've seen of this film so far is that it fundamentally doesn't seem to "get" Star Trek. I'm as glad to see a properly-lit set interior and color-coded uniforms and female officers in skirts as the next guy, but the "tone" and what we're seeing of the characters just looks "off" on a thematic level.
I'd like to take credit for the following observation, but I think it was originally pointed out by one of the CHUD kids (Devin Faraci, I'm pretty sure) that in terms of how the characters and their world (i.e. officers and Starfleet) that Trek was a NAVY show – just in space – and Abrams' version looks more like an AIR FORCE movie. Imagine "Crimson Tide" (or "Master & Commander!") "in space," thats more what a proper Trek update would play like. This? Watch the recent trailers careful: Kirk on a motorcycle, buddy-buddy bar brawls, business about living up to a father's legacy, etc… IT'S "TOP GUN" BUT WITH "STAR TREK" PROPS!
Men tend to put on muscle until age 30. Young men just look like that, often times. Even the guys who lift weights that I know, who are half my age, look waifish to me most of the time. Men don't hit majority and look like John Wayne. And this is about very young characters. Very young men just don't tend to look all that rugged.
Sorry, I thought you were trying to make a point.
As for the second part, no, that's wrong. Kirk was already captain of the Enterprise when the series began and several lines of dialogue imply that he could have been there as long as a year before the start of the series. And no, it wasn't a new ship. It was a ship with some history. According to Gene Roddenberry, it was commanded previously by captains Robert April and Christopher Pike, though the only one we met onscreen was Pike.
FWIW, Abrams is a good writer but his track-record with re-dos isn't stellar: A few years back, he was going to write/direct a "Superman" movie where Krypton didn't explode, Supes was a royal-born "chosen one" versus his totally-not-just-Laertes-with-a-cape Uncle and Lex Luthor was a corrupt CIA alien-hunter who turned out to be a Kryptonian sleeper-agent. Really.
The first ever inter-racial kiss on national network TV.
No, no NO! DS 9 had the best theme music of any Trek series! Dennis McCarthy hit it totally and completely out of the park with that awesome theme.
Found the history of the ship here
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(N...
The ship was 20 years old when Kirk takes the helm, and he was 31 when given command (apparently that makes him the youngest Starfleet Captain at the time).
I was born in the early 70s, so I grew up thinking Star Wars was the be-all end-all of sci fi. My dad tried to convince me TOS was great, but stacked up next to SW it just looked feeble. Heck, even Space:1999 and the original Battlestar Galactica had better toys than Star Trek. At the time, that was more or less the deal-breaker.
So it wasn't until the movies came around that I even really gave it a chance.
I think Bumblebee was a Camaro because they had some king of sponsorship deal with GM. Notice all the other GM cars. A Hummer ambulance, come on. (it was a badass ambulance though)
I think entertaining movies can be made without resorting to the dried out plots and characterizations that dominate almost every new movie coming out of Hollywood. Conventional wisdom says the stars must be "beautiful people". If they can't act, no worries, we'll make up for it with special affects. The story sucks… no worries we'll have Kirk do Uhura.
Good movies come from good stories. Even Frakes could excite in a well written story. There are plenty of examples. The latest Batman movie was well written and IMHO blew away the several BM movies that preceded it. The Lord of the Ring movies (in which I personally was disappointed) were driven by a great story. The same can be said of the Narnia movie.
If people want bad boy they can watch shows like Gran Torino. You get the full effect without redesigning a character that Shatner spent 40 years developing. The problem is that Eastwood probably isn't pretty enough for the shallow dandys that comprises most of today's movie goers.
Well, at least they kept the original font in the titles. I'll give it a shot and hope for the best.
BTW, did they bring Ens. Rand back? She, Uhura and the Green Dancing Chick were the hottest women on TV throughout my pre-pubesence.
I liked some of the movies, but many of them are lame. You can't tell me the one Shatner directed or Nemesis or Insurrection are worthy of one of your movie recommendations. I still like Star Trek, but they have not done a very good job of handling their franchise.
As for your actor argument, it's valid. No actor since Sean Connery has played James Bond as well IMO. But different generations see that differently. THis is a new Star Trek aimed at a new audience. It's not aimed at those of use who grew up on the old show.
I'm willing to go with it if its good.
Ack! I'm late to this stupendous thread.
Where to begin? OK, Trek creds: I'm 51, so I was a boy of about 10 when TOS initially ran. It was my favorite show on TV by far. Built Revell models of the Enterprise, Klingon War Birds, Romulan Bird of Prey (At least, I think they were Revell). Bought the LP, "Mr. Spock's Music from Outer Space" (Still have it!). I have some nitpicker's guides too.
In Jr. High and High School, before I could drive, I would RUN HOME rather than taking the bus so as not to miss the first five minutes when TOS was in reruns. Can you say major nerdified Trekkie? It's a wonder I EVER lost my virginity. LOL!
I've seen every series and every movie when they originally ran or were released except for Enterprise because I didn't get UPN at the time, so I watched that on SciFi when they got ahold of it.
Favorite TOS Episode: The Doomsday Machine in which William Windom gave the best performance EVAR by a guest star on that show, "My God Jim, it had a maw that could swallow a dozen starships!" Classic.
Favorite Original Cast Movie: The Wrath of Kahn. Is there really even any other possible choice?
Though I enjoyed the subsequent series, none of them topped the original for me. That said, I can see where people who came of age after me would find it hopelessly lame since they were exposed to much better effects tech when they were young. I think that's completely natural and understandable.
Favorite Subsequent Series: Enterprise. Though I HATED, HATED, HATED that ridiculously embarrassing theme song. I mean, really, LYRICS in a Trek theme? Balderdash.
Enterprise was most like TOS as an ensemble piece, though the scripts were not the unambiguous morality plays that made the original so great. Still, they were close, and the production values were simply magnificent. Voyager wasn't too bad, but Jeri Ryan's appearance… dang! The hottest Trek babe of all.
As for the upcoming movie, this may be the first one I wait for the DVD to see. I'm not aghast at recasting the original crew, but they really screwed up by not casting Adrian Brody as Spock, and the whole 90210 zeitgeist is a bit too much to take, not to mention shredding the Trek Universe back story. A definitive WTF moment for me.
More PC than the original show. But yeah, I thought the first season of TNG was painfully lame (with a few good points here and there).
I generally agree, though my favorite episode is Balance of Terror and my favorite guest host was William Marshall (Dr. Daystrom in Ultimate Computer — best going crazy speech ever!).
that trailer brings an old line to mind: Use enough music there Butch?
You're right, John, there is only one Will Kane. And his name is Lee Majors in "High Noon II: the Return of Will Kane". I think this will turn out almost as well.
You guys have been talking Star Trek all night?
I was raised on TOS and shared TNG with my son. That show had great toys and action figures.
I'm sure we'll see the movie.
Did you ever see Lee Majors in that viking movie? Don't recall the title. I laughed until I cried it was so bad- it was great.
Good boy Andrew!
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LOL!!!!
In its original manifestation, it was not meant as a put-down. Roddenberry himself used it to market the show, since sci-fi was not yet mainstream and "Wagon Train" (full of the values people still loved at the time) was a very popular series. Roddenberry in private didn't use that metaphor, though. He preferred to think of it as a modern/futuristic "Gulliver's Travels." As it developed, the show took on a persona of its own. I'm enough older than you to have used the "Wagon Train metaphor as a compliment.
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"Supes was a royal-born "chosen one" versus his totally-not-just-Laertes-with-a-cape Uncle and Lex Luthor was a corrupt CIA alien-hunter who turned out to be a Kryptonian sleeper-agent. Really."
Well, so much for hating Superman Returns.
Reading this thread, I keep waiting for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to show up.
Actually that's not quite true though its a common misconception. In an earlier episode Shatner kissed Vietnamese-French actress Frances Nuyen and about a year before that NBC had broadcast a musical variety show called "Movin' With Nancy" during which Nancy Sinatra and Sammy Davis, Jr. greeted each other with a kiss. And before that there was "I Love Lucy" on which Desi Arnaz kissed Lucille Ball. Kirk-Uhura was just the first time a white man kissed a black woman on broadcast television.
I'll leave it to the Clintons and the Obamas and the Pitts to get kids excited. I already raised mine, and am still helping to instill civic and moral values in my grandkids. You can tell from my posts on this site that I don't have a lot of influence on Hollywood, so I have to take care of my own. I come from a family whose viewpoint is that we raise our own kids and let others raise theirs (the correct English is to "rear" the kids, but that too has taken on a sinister connotation).
Too much of what we see in our uncivilized society is the result of government and Hollywood doing way too much "for the children, for the children." It's usually an excuse for them to get their hands on my offspring while indoctrinating the offspring of parents who don't want to take the time to raise the young'uns themselves. But you're right, Aaron Spelling took care of his kids, and look what we got stuck with.
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Good points. My quibble with Voyager may have had more to do with the mandate to reduce or eliminate warp drives because they were damaging the space/time continuum. Aw, phooey. The crew were the descendants of the Chicken Little anthropomorphic global warming nervous nellies.
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I'm pretty sure I saw someone had been cast as "Orion Slave Girl" which is nerd for "Green Dancing Chick," so even if there's no Janice Rand, you're two for three.
In a show of generational Star Trek solidarity, about twelve years ago my older daughter gave me an electronic Star Trek (the original) keychain. It has eight different sound effects, including the hand-phasers, the laser cannons, the major hull breach warning alarm, the "now hear this" whistle, and of course the "whoosh-whoosh" sound of the doors opening and closing used to hilarious effect in Airplane II.
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Scream, Blackula, Scream, indeed! I was just going to mention the late Mr. Marshall who is the only actor to out-emote Shatner in TOS, for my money.
"Thank goodness someone's finally got round to thoroughly refuting that "conservatives are a bunch of stuffy, stodgy, traditional-minded dweebs" meme."
And thank YOU for reminding us that liberals are always for "new", even when "new" sucks ass.
This movie will rock. 300 million for sure.
I'm obviously going to have to make my "just kidding" disclaimers more prominent in the future.
Noted.
LawhawkSF,
Will you please tell me where I can get one of those keychains??
It would be a great gift for my brother!!
I tend to agree about remakes. I was and am a big fan of the original Star Trek and almost all of the spin offs. It has suffered because of the weight of all those stories and trying to maintain consitency. I for one will give this new Star Trek a chance and will go see it with an open mind. It is the dynamic between the main cherectors that was important.
Heath Ledger completely reinvented the Joker into something I had not even imagined, yet all the ingredients were there. It took an actor like Heath to bring a completely new take on the Joker. It does not lessen the other Performances it only redefines the Joker in a new and powerful way.
I can only hope that this New Start Trek can do the same thing. Maybe we will find that a new life and exciting adventures will result from this. I can only hope.
You got that right Star Trek II Wrath of Kahn was the best of the movies. I for one do not want to be weighed down by all the Trek Mythology when there is a chance that new life can be breathed into this series. I will wait to see it to make any judgements. The Trek Franchise has suffered because of the unweighty histories created and trying to maintain that history. I think a new version might just free the franchise up enough to breathe some new life and excietment that is needed.
She got it when she was working at a party/joke/costume shop in Chatsworth (a district of L.A.). The store closed years ago, but that's the kind of place you're most likely to find one (if they even still make them). Sorry I can't be more help. The funny part is it still works, and it still has the original batteries.
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You really can’t appreciate Star Trek until you’ve seen it performed in the original Klingon.
It's Muppet Babies in space.
Dude, you don't even know the HALF of it. Back in the late-90s, the "new" Superman would've involved him getting killed in the first act, then his "Kryptonian life-energy" or whatever would immaculately-impregnate Lois Lane, eventually causing her to give "virgin" birth to a clone that would then rapidly-mature BACK into her (adult) super-boyfriend. They were really gonna make that. "Superman Returns" is effing GODFATHER II compared to all the other stuff they almost tried over the years.
That movie (#6, the undiscovered country) was full of excellent quotes like the one you just paraphrased.
Ah heck all I know is it has something to do with that Homer guy right.
Hey maybe they will do the actions scenes of this movie Matrix style with the pauses and hanging in the air.
Then Shatner's …. broken … speech patterns ….. will fit in with ….. the action!
In regards to Star Trek Babes, some of you seem to be confused. The hottest was, and will always be the Dohlman (France Nuyen, who was still lookin' good in "St. Elsewhere"), followed closely by the Orion Slave Girl (Susan Oliver, so fine she almost got Andy Taylor to open her cell door, and then Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan, who gave us President Obama).
Andrew,
The main difference between the original show and the Next Generation was to some extent the Politics but those were very contrived and unrealistic moments. Such as when Ryker goes to the planet where all the women call men sweet cheeks and smoke cigars and gets outraged at the "reverse" mysogeny. Don't know if there is a 10 dollar word term for it.
I think the real difference between the two shows is the Kirk's crew was part of a military that took orders and knew they were on a war ship. The original show was before the left decided any militiary was "bad".
I wish Obama would take his cues on diplomacy from engineer Scott.
"The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank". This would not ever be said on PC Next Generation ship. Not even by the Klingon.
Insurrection was trash, but I actually liked Nemesis. It dealt with the whole concept of nature versus nurture. I didn't really find it a suitable ending to the TNG series though.
Reboots are common in comics. Stories just get so bogged down in their own fictional histories that it gets difficult to make things consistent and still enjoyable. So the only is to start again, which is what I think they are doing here. But as a kid who grew up with TNG, I have to say that I never saw the true magic of TOS. I'm actually looking forward to this remake as long as they make it reasonably consistent with the original story.
For what it's worth, apotheosis, I was right there with you, teasing tone and all!
…Unless you really are one of those lefty trolls, here to make trouble. I wish my suspicious sidelong glance was better at detecting such things.
I, for one, think the cast is decent for a sci-fi flick. It's a colorful movie – anyone under the age of 35 would look High School Musical-ish in it. It might not be "Star Trek" Star Trek, but didn't you see all those nifty explosions?
I always thought the dominion wars would make a great set of movies. But that occurred in the TNG time line and they wanted to retire those characters. The dominion wars are even mentioned in Nemesis when they are discussing Shinzon's military record.
In a rush this morning, so I haven't read all the posts; but wanted to point out that she (Barret) voiced the computer in ST:TNG…..
I still remembering play-acting Star Trek with my brothers when we were young.
Yep… I'm a geek. I will probably see it on video, tho…
Do they fight "Pigs in Space" Just Asking
You know they have done the Star Trek military and government to death.
The show I want to see is the continuing misadventures of Harcord Fenton Mudd!!
Now that would be something new
Nemesis was half an ok movie, but it suffered from some really dumb stuff including crashing the enterprise into a bigger ship. The Remans are supposed to be these super warriors but they just stand around like lugs while they get gunned down and they shoot worse than an A-Team villain.
It has its moments, then it has dumb stuff like the enterprise's dune buggy.
Ah c'mon Andrew…pillaging a successful franchise is a hallmark of capitalism. When you think of how many jobs were generated by the studios and their outliers that provided the income to the people they employed that they would then spend on cars, houses, clothes, meals eating out, 401K's, hair salons and the cheap ass toys and lunchboxes made in China for their kids at Christmas, why should we grouse?
The amount of money generated by these, ahem, "Enterprises", regardless of content is a lifeblood to the economy. Those of us conservatives on this site may whine and bellyache about the preening posturing of the liberal tribunes of the cultural Praetorian vanguard yet we cannot ignore the significance of the bottom line that the business of America is business regardless of which way the political zephyrs may blow.
For me, as a self-acknowledged Trekkie dork [gimme some Yeoman Rand action, skipper], I was willing to give Star Trek I a chance despite the fact that it is a disco era dog and pony show of a movie. While I own all of the original TV series on VHS with the dated look and effects, I still feel that we must always evolve to keep folks interested and continue to make money…BIG MONEY as a continual revival keeps our audience interested. And when they're interested then the industry [especially those on the back lot] can make those house payments and trips to Disneyland with their kids.
OK, I'll admit that France Nuyen was gorgeous in that role. The best TOS babe for sure. However, I'd let Seven-of-Nine assimilate me any time.
I've got nothing against remakes, just bad remakes. This sounds like a pretty bad remake — sounds like Star Trek Babies.
I've long ago resigned myself to the fact that none of the people currently asociated with the show have any idea what gave the original show its awesomeness. That doesn't mean I can't wish they'd show a little respect for what I think was a great show.
Synova — I looked at our commenter banning policy, and for some insane reason trashing the original Star Trek series isn't on it, but I am convening a board meeting.
Jerry Goldsmith at his Emmy-winning best. As for the show itself, I think the last time I saw them all was in 2004 when they were released on DVD. I was surprised by how good some of the episodes were; of course, when they were bad, they were really bad. I always blamed UPN more than the producers. TNG and DS9 were syndicated whereas Voyager went through an additional level of meddling and bureaucracy.
I will take a stab and figure that you are an "old fart" like me…Majel Barret, Roddenberry's wife as well as actress in the original pilot and in several ongoing roles throughout Star Trek's history, passed away in Dec 2008…she was 76. The "youngsters" [especially the actors] currently involved with the franchise are old enough to be the grandchildren of the first cast. Scotty and Bones are gone and Kirk and Spock are no spring chickens.
The younger set can't appreciate the time that the original came into its genesis. They have no idea about the history of the civil rights movement and what a BIG DEAL it was to have Kirk making out with Uhuru [lucky b**tard]. None of them get the joke in Star Trek's "Save the Whales" epic of Chekhov asking folks "Where are the nooklear wessels" during the Cold War.
They have their own statement of "history" to make as THEY see it. I leaned alot from my son after his 2nd tour of Iraq in EOD [Explosive Ordnance Disposal] while I'm a Cold War retread. He has his own unique perspective, I have mine although I'm still better looking.
I agree with you in part re: Captain Sisko falling for Kasidy Yates – like seriously, we're in the 24th century and we still have to do that? We can't have an interracial couple? As for the lesbian worm thing, remember the other woman used to be a man in a previous life. The Trek producers weren't in it for the titillation (and if they were, they were way ahead of their time). It's all about context.
I still think DS9 is the best of the modern day Trek shows. It wasn't perfect, mind you, and there were a good handful of awful episodes but when it was great, there was nothing like it. With Voyager getting all the attention, the DS9 writers were left alone.
As for Voyager, as I indicated below, I always blamed the network more than the writers. Part of the reason Ron Moore (who worked on TNG, DS9, but only a few VGR episodes before he quit) developed the new Battlestar Galactica the way he did was his reaction to Voyager, where everything went back to normal week after week and the Maquis were integrated with the crew a few episodes in, and they seemed to have a limitless supply of shuttles, etc.
Robert Picardo as the Doctor was excellent (but when is he not?) and I thought Jeri Ryan did a great job considering she was initially brought in for eye candy.
From Star Trek III: "Young minds, fresh ideas – be tolerant."
For me, the jury's still out on Chris Pine but I'm okay with Saldana, Pegg, Cho (more or less), and Karl Urban (who might be the best casting choice). I watched Heroes for a season and a half so I'm fine with Quinto – I just haven't seen him play a non-Sylar character. I agree with you about Bruce Greenwood but I haven't seen Anton Yelchin in anything so I couldn't say. But it's clear their fudging with the timeline. If Kirk's at the Academy, Chekov should be in elementary school.
I'll admit I'm excited. When they first announced this was a "prequel," I shuddered. It's Star Trek – they can literally do anything they want! And at the time, I thought "Can't they make a summer movie with adults anymore?! Does every movie have to have a kid in it?" Maybe that's why Iron Man and Dark Knight were so successful – they had actual grown men playing grown men. No kids, no teen angst, no snarky sidekicks. And I reacted the same way when Shia was announced for the new Indy movie (I thought he was fine – some of the other stuff in the movie, not so much).
Star Trek also got my into film music so I'm eager to hear what Michael Giacchino comes up with.
Oh and by the way, have you given Star Trek: The Motion Picture another chance? I know on your last blog, you compared it to paint drying but I think the film has aged like a fine wine. It's intelligent, full of big ideas, doesn't pander, has excellent visual effects, a beautiful score… well, I think you might like it.
The most expensive special effects budget in the world could not come close to the chemistry created between Kirk, Spock, and Bones as performed by Shatner, Nimoy, and Kelley.
Put down the crack pipe.
The only thing even REMOTELY good about Wesley Crusher is the parody done by Daryl Mitchell in Galaxy Quest.
That and his mom was kinda hot.
I wasn't debating anything here … just posting the ages of the original cast for the sake of simple comparison.
And I thought the original series starts with Kirk getting assigned to the Enterprise as her third captain.
You can blame Roddenberry circa the late 80s for the PC stuff. I've read interviews with writers that disagreed and complained and felt boxed in by Roddenberry's utopian vision. The writers tried to break away from some of that on the later shows (at least DS9 and Enterprise). In the DVD audio commentaries for Star Trek Generations and First Contact, writers Ron Moore and Brannon Braga (who now works on "24") poke fun at all the contradictions and rules that they had to follow.
Even the National Review did a "Star Trek Week" series of articles a year or two ago.
Damn dude, calm down. First off, if you're going to headline your article Star Trek 90210, why not support your argument with examples instead of just assuming everyone sees the trailer through your eyes? I've been a trekkie most of my short life and yes, I am concerned about the recasting and "reimagining" going on. It's a formidable task, but that doesn't mean it can't or shouldn't be done. You seem rather eager to bury this film before it's born. I'm not an apologist for bad trek – I thought Nemesis was terrible. But I do give fair shots to what comes around. Honestly, I think the franchise has been hurt by the element of trekdom (which may or may not include you) that is continuity obsessed (even REAL history has it's discrepancies) and unable to cope with new ideas being infused into Star Trek.
A great deal of trekkies/trekkers jumped ship early on the series Enterprise – and when the series did find its footing, they were nowhere to be found because the original sin of updating the Star Trek continuum and trying a new concept was just too great to forgive. Perhaps it is fortunate the Internet was so much less prevalent when TNG debuted or this same entity may have succeeded in killing the ugly duckling before it bloomed into a beautiful swan.
Did it ever bother you the way it bothered me that the order was always "phasers on stun")? I longed to hear the order "phasers on kill-all-the-lousy bastards."
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I think the warp drive speed limit was in a late TNG episode – then the writers realized "Oh, crap!" and had the crew break that rule something like two episodes later!
In the making-of documentary, co-writer/director Nick Meyer says the inspiration for that quote was Nazi Germany when they would say things like, "You've never heard Shakespeare until you're read him in ze original German!"
Hey Kevlaur, your avatar, is it from Fallout?
Ah, thanks for the clarification, now I understand.
Someone other than the Duke did play Rooster once. I'm not a Star Trek fan (I hate it with all my might) but I know where you're coming from in the Kirk/Shatner department, to this day I hate Warren Oats — seeing him in that eye patch was blasphemous.
I agree on the politics. Kirk's world was the world of the classical liberal. NG started out as the world of the politically correct — and their first episodes were ridiculous for it. NG finally got better when they tossed off most of the politically correct garbage, BUT…
I think there is another difference no one has pointed out. Whereas Kirk's crew was adventurous and exploration focused, and their characters were revealed through their deeds and words, the NG crew was self-indulgent and their characters were revealed through trivia or their interpersonal relations. Kirk's character, for example, becomes clear in his fierce defense of his friends and his ability to control his "worse nature." In that regard, Spock represented his logic and McCoy his emotions, and he was constantly forced to reconcile the two.
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NG had nothing similar. They reveled in "exploring humanity" but in trivial ways — Data owning a cat, which character drinks what, who hooks up with whom. It's a soap. In fact, you couldn't derive anything from their actions because the show constantly ran on the deus ex machina principle whenever they faced a difficult choice. All the characters had to do was spout something self-righteous, volunteer for a suicide mission, and something would save the ship. Very passive.
Um, yes. We have.
I was looking forward to the new Star Trek until I saw the trailer. Then I saw..The Enterprise being built on Earth. I said 'This is bull $%^&!'. One of the reasons Star Trek has lasted so long in the hearts of fans, was because although it was science fiction, it didn't treat the viewers like complete dummies. One of Roddenberry's decisions was that the Enterprise was built in space, as it would not be credible for a aircraft carrier-sized spaceship to take off and land on a planet (Well that, and the effects would break the budget for the entire series.).____Paramount has finally succumbed and decided to kill the goose. It got many, many golden eggs from Star Trek and its spinoffs
I'm looking forward to this movie but I agree about the car thing. I don't get the "stunt" of it. Sure Kirk breaks rules and takes risks but he isn't stupid. Intentionally driving a car off a cliff just so he can jump out of it seems WAY out of character, even for a Kirk at that age.
For me Star Trek is the original characters, not necessarily the actors. Plus their youth in this is part of the time travel plot. And let's not forget that Leonard Nimoy is in the film even though he isn't in the trailer. Since he is in it it's a sequel and not a reboot per se.
The one thing that irks me about this is Kirk's use of the word "man." It's just seems out of place in the 23rd century.
Darn…I was hoping for a modern interpretation of that basket weave wig she had to wear.
Given my aversion to the concept of master/slave and since 'Green Dancing Chick' is probably not in line with current political correctness guidelines I offer the following title for the character:
"Bio-Mechanically Gifted Womyn Of Non-Terran Based Color"
Dunno James.. I thought that was one of the guilty pleasures of ST:TOS. They didn't have "big" special effects (until the movies), and yet it was 'believable' SF without all the fancy lights and computer graphics).
Are you sure about thh P.C. issue? I woulda swore I'd heard differently, that Roddenberry got a bit "ticked" when it got overly preachy politically correct stuff got pushed into TNG scripts, but had to relent due to pressure from suits?
You're gonna need to find a source that says definitively that Roddenberry declared the Enterprise was built in space. The only CANON source we have for when and where it was built was the dedication plaque stating it was constructed at the San Francisco Fleet Yards. That would seem to imply that it was built on Earth. Or at least that the main sections were built on Earth and then transported to space for final construction. But the idea that it was "definitely" built in space is total fanon, not canon at all.
Scott Bakula called on line 1, Syn…
(Of course, that's because of who the primary director and writer were on that series….)
heck no.. .give me the "Enterprise" theme song (espeically during "In a Mirror, Darkly" episodes… NOW that was the high point for the series music)
Got 'cha all beat. One full set of Klingon armor, two Fleet costumes, and lots of Trek tees.
This is not Kirk. Since when does Kirk EVER say, "I hope so."? Kirk dropkicks a situation, pounds it to the ground, and holds a phaser to its throat. Indecisiveness is NOT Kirk, no way, no how.
I'll watch it, just to do a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" treatment to it. Watch for a bunch in costume near the front, throwing Dots at the screen.
I'd have to go look for my old Star Trek Encyclopedia, JMP.. but I'm pretty sure the Fleet yards were listed as being "in orbit"
I dunno, John. I think this movie looks like fun. Yes, the lead guy looks a little High School Musical, but maybe that just means we're looking a little older?
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they knew they needed to address the current zeitgeist, and the 9/11 crisis gave them impetus to write some great stuff. The temporal wars (with crewman Daniels) was also outstanding… it's a shame it's so poorly regarded now- try to watch a Voyager or Deep Space 9 and not roll your eyes…
Don't you mean the weight of Shatner? He should have stopped with the whales. I am closing in on 50 and could not care less that the new one bends some of TOS 'verse. The franchise definitely needed a flensing and this might just be that. I am looking forward to seeing it as is my 16 & 14YO.
All in favor of turning Wesley Crusher into a dodecahedron?
Ayes have it.
Mr. Nolte, you need to relax! Seriously.
I, for one, can't wait for this movie to come out. Looks great and hopefully it'll have a good plot, unlike the last couple Star Wars.
I agree about the "movie looks fun" part, but not the HSM part.
Good call, except for the Arnaz-Ball kiss. At the time, Cubans and, um, Europeans were both "white." Counting Hispanics as a "different race" came only after liberals realized that such rhetoric could be used created another victim class to claim racism, thus fostering division.
MMMmmm … Seven of Nine … I'll be in my bunk.
Hmmm Yeoman Rand never floated my boat. It was probably the distraction of the wicker basket hairpiece she wore that did it. Now Veena the green girl was another story.
My favorite memories are from a segment of the Tomorrow show where Tom Snyder got together a bunch of the cast including Harlan Ellison who was hilarious. They were talking about first drafts of the 1st Movie. Ellison had no reverence for the TV show and called it Cops and Robbers in Space, to which the assembled cast practically rioted.
If ever a franchise needed a new set of ideas to keep going it was ST. This looks to be just that. I was there at TOS beginning too and am happy to see what looks to be a real romp spooling up in May. So are my 14YO & 16YO for that matter.
Lets hope StarFleet is blamed for "Global Warming" and the aliens are attacking because mother earth is crying for assistance from the benevolent aliens that seeded it millions of years ago !!!!! I am getting real tired of that story line…..:(
Someone else already mentioned looking forward to the RiffTrax treatment for this one, and I can't wait. They're going to have a field day.
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The first "Mirror…" ENT episode had the BEST pre-credits teaser with the First Contact footage but, when the Vulcan salutes Cochrane, Cochrane shoots him instead! Great blending of footage, too.
The first "Mirror…" ENT episode had the BEST pre-credits teaser with the First Contact footage but, when the Vulcan salutes Cochrane, Cochrane shoots him instead! Great blending of footage between the movie and the show, too.
Roddenberry's PC bent was annoying. Some episodes were thinly disguised "Gays are people too" stories (es, gays are people too; just don't waste my TV time preaching that to me). But the worst offense was on the bridge every week: that a ship full of soldiers should have a full-time, command level "counselor," at the captain's side for every decision.
I want soldiers with good mental health in the first place, thank you very much.
Say it ain't so, John! I have been so psyched about this movie ever since finding out JJ Abrams, Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman were involved. I grew up when TNG was on first run, but we stayed up late every Sunday night watching the original with my Dad. To echo an above post, The Dark Knight turned out good, even though it was a "reimagining" of sorts. So I'll still keep an optimistic, open mind, and hope it doesn't turn out like "Order of the Phoenix." ::shudder::
I would add Zachary Quinto as a young Spock. On Heroes, he has turned out to be a pretty decent actor.
I've found some sort of enjoyment in all Star Trek — and I've seen every film and episode.
This trailer definitely looks like a departure from the more cerebral Trek, but I'm VERY excited to see a new vision of this universe. I just wish Manny Cota wrote the pic.
can't agree with you on 'DS9'… it was eventually cancelled because of the fundamental weakness of the series- stuck on a space station. They struggled mightily to make the show more interesting as time went on but it was too much like that dopey Bruce Boxleitner show for my tastes. 'Voyager' was better- not much, but again the last two seasons prodcued some nice 'one off' episodes. 'TNG' really plays poorly now- the bad 80's style production values ('when in doubt flood it out') and spotty acting (where do I start? how about Wesley Crusher?) and only really top episodes with Jean Luc, Q, and sometimes Riker are watchable. I know this speaks of heresy, but as fans we may say such things…
AUGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes are bleeding. Why oh why did you have to go an prove the existence of stupidity in the world? Couldn't we have taken it on faith?
The only Enterprise theme song I'm aware of was Brian Adams belting it out at his asthmatic best. So I went to youtube and found the alternate version (season 3 and 4, I guess) and if anything it was much, much worse.
Is there another version I missed?
It's just a freakin' MOVIE!
Seriously, folks, it is nothing more but entertainment diversion.
Aw @$&&*#, Russell Watson, not Brian Adams. My bad.
Enjoyed the article and loved the comments–all 190+ of them. Being one of the few girl 'trekkie geeks' of the late 60's and in the reruns of the '70's, it's a fun trip down memory lane. I am undecided about this movie. The prettieness of the characters has me a little concerned, as does the attitude of the young Kirk, but I'll probably see the movie–just to decide for myself. After all, if I had let the prevailing mood choose whether or not to watch TOS back in the day…
I consider myself a Trekker. I have seen the various trailers, and the response of the basement dwelling Trekkies to Abrams' interpretation of Star Trek. Star Trek needs to be rescued from these people. It needs a jump start because it has become predictable. So the Vulcan ear wearing crowd are pitching a hissy fit…let them. It's the 21st century, and it is time that Star Trek actually reflect it.
You are outta your mind. I've been a sci-fi dork for all of my life (that I remember). I've converted 2 wives and a couple kids. I've been to the home of every living original Trek actor (so basically not Jimmy and DeForest) – Trek needs an unholy re-set or it is completely dead. While I have not seen the movie yet I think it should rock. Anyone who believes this is 90210 needs to look at the ages of the original actors when it was on TV. The 'new' actors are older then their counterparts (for the most part).
Does it look perfect, not yet. But realistically Shat was over dramatized and actually pretty awful – we love him because Kirk was Kirk – but that acting wouldn't last now.
Sit back, relax watch the show and enjoy the show for what it might become – real sci-fi for us now – not trying to relive something that was cool 40 years ago that really looks terrible now.
Aha! Here it is. A fetching young lass (if by that you mean Vargas girl by way of Boris Vallejo) named Diora Baird is the BMGWNBC:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/new-star-trek...
Not being a Star Trek fan, is there any validity to the notion that Star Trek was a Cold War allegory, with the the Klingons representing the Soviet Union, and the Romulans standing in for China?http://ingeneralcounsel.blogspot.com/2009/03/rudy...
Yes we can.
We'll just have to agree to disagree.
Respectfully, I think it went off the air because the creators decided it was time. Granted, the ratings weren't great but I think the studio could have kept going for one more year. TNG aired seven years as did DS9 and VGR. The only Trek shows to be "cancelled" in the traditional sense were the original series and ENT.
The idea of a space station was that, on TNG the ship would just warp to another planet at the end of the episode whereas on a space station, the problems and conflicts stay – you can't just leave. Some fans loved the concept, others hated it, saying it went against the idea of "boldy going." Of course we got the Defiant in the third season and we were off and running.
As for the Boxleitner show, Babylon 5 was okay. I remember seeing a few episodes when it aired and I thought it was interesting (you could tell they didn't have half of Trek's budget). I recently bought all the B5 DVDs on sale at Best Buy and I watch an episode whie I walk on the treadmill. I haven't seem most of them in years (and some I haven't seen at all) but it's not bad. Some of it comes off as pretentious (quite pretentious at times) but it's harmless fun, a little "dopey" as you said but when it's good, it's very good. The first season is meh but it gets better later.
Blame JJ Abrams, he is the person who has been messing with the Trek universe. Unfortunately the past few series have been getting less and less viewers so you either recreate the Trek Universe or you let it die a slow death. There was a lot wrong with the old Trek so just because it is old doesn't make it good.
That's a good point.. In an interview I read, Abrams said he wasn't a Star Trek fan prior to working on this movie. He preferred Star Wars. That fact alone gives me great pause. God, I hope he doesn't botch this.
"Shatner is Kirk. Kirk is Shatner" Last time I checked Captain James T. Kirk was a fictional character. Let people do with it what they want. And let them succeed or fail on the story they tell, not whether or not they pegged William Shatner's mannerisms. If someone wanted to do a movie about the early days of Rooster Cogburn, let them. Let's see what kind of story they can tell. John Wayne did a wonderful job with the character, but that doesn't mean someone else can't do a 30-something Cogburn.
Besides if more than one actor can play James Bond and get away with it, who, besides Mr. Nolte, is to say that more than one actor can't play James Kirk?
Speaking as a Trek fan myself, people need to calm down a bit. Either some forget, or don't know, that this movie takes place in an alternate time line. Considering that, Abrams is able to do anything he wants because once the Enterprise crew defeats Nero our beloved Trek universe, canon and all, returns.
I'm looking forward to this movie. Do I have reservations about changes Abrams has made? Duh. But it could work out for the best or Abrams career could be over. Because a pissed of Trekkie/Trekker can be a dangerous thing when you make your living doing Sci Fi shows.
James T. Kirk asTed Logan (of Bill & Ted.) I'll bet he says "whoa" at least once in the movie.
I hope the score is not as Carmina Burana overbearing as in the trailer.
As Ted might say, totally bogus. But it'll do some business.
Yeah, I didn't mind that he was a Camaro, I just hated that the movie was turned into one huge GM commercial.
The Encyclopedias are BS. While they extract info from the series, there are also TONS of conjecture and leaps of logic (ei: entry in Starfleet Academy is automatically at age 18 for all characters, even though SFA has been shown to admit 16-year-olds and for that matter they could have entered late; or the date of first contact with the Klingons being drawn from a throw-away reference by McCoy of "50 years of hostility", so therefore first contact was 50 years earlier than that episode). The creators of the Encyclopedias admit that their books are not to be taken as canon material and could contain data that will be contradicted later on.
You'll need to find an ONSCREEN reference to SF Fleet Yards being in orbit. You're not gonna find it, because I've looked. For that matter, even Uptopia Planitia Fleet Yards (where Picard's Enterprise was built) has been shown onscreen to be on the planet, or at least that's where the main structures are put together.
The new Star Trek movie has, at least, one thing in its favor. George Lucas has nothing to do with it.
Who needs canon for something like this? Look at the SHAPE of the things… there's just no way in an even PARTIALLY realism-based universe that a ship shaped like that would hold up under gravity without construction supports that'd cost more than the ships it's holding up.
Been a Trekkie (not "Trekker") all my life, and I have to say that I am looking forward to this movie in a big way. The casting for all but Kirk, seems very good–especially Zachary Quinto as Spock, Simon Peg as Scotty, and Ben Cross as Sarek. But I'm going to cross my fingers and hope that Chris Pine does a good job. I'm surprised that they went with a relative unknown–but maybe that's what you have to do when trying to reinvent an icon like Kirk.
You said "Ball kiss"
I actually enjoy all 5 TV series, and I think Enterprise should've ended with Al showing up and telling Sam that he fixed whatever problem Captain Archer had or early Starfleet had(sorry, I see the Sam Beckett character instead of John Archer! lol) and Al getting downloaded into Cavall/John in BSG ha ha I think DS9 got better once Roddenberry died off, it was darker, and more realistic, and Voyager had its moments.
I'm not sure I even want to see this movie, since re-boots can go either way. Transformers stunk, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stunk, Superman Returns was stupid, but the current Batman series is much better than the Tim Burton versions. I see Sylar instead of Spock, but, maybe that's all Quinto has played in TV/movies?
Harlan Ellison HATES Trek, of any type.
Harlan is a spoiled, arrogant, abusive man, who just happens to write excellent "speculative fiction".
(his words; the term science fiction is too base for him).
And that is the extent Harlan Ellison has contributed to mankind. I'd rather be a nobody than him.
Aktuh and Maylota! Deathclock can tour with them as the opening act!
I'm as nervous about this movie as the next guy, but for those that think of this as Star Trek 90210 after having seen two trailers and not a single minute of the actual movie, let me give you this information:
1. Leonard Nimoy is in this movie and plays a pivotal role, not just a cameo. To me, that's important, especially since Nimoy has had a very shaky relationship with Star Trek in the past.
2. Quinto is 31, Pine is 28, John Cho is 36, Simon Pegg is 39, and Karl Urban is 36 — This cast is young-ish, but it's not like they're just out of diapers and ready to star in High School Musical 8.
If you consider yourself a Star Trek fan since Day 1, then you owe it to the idea of what Star Trek is to see this movie before you make hasty judgements. If you come out of the movie hating it, at least you can say your viewing of the actual movie informed your perception of it.
Okay, but is there anything that they could do to come close to matching that awsomeness? As someone mentioned above, part of the appeal of TOS was the characters. Even for the late 1960s some of the sets and such were cheesy, but we generally bought it because of the relationships of the characters. Much like the first three Star Wars movies, it's not clear that the dynamic of the originals can be recreated.
That said I suspect that fans would just be happy if the follow-ups would just be a little more faithful to the source material. I understand the desire to want to reach new audiences, which means taking some artistic liberties, but alienating the fan base doesn't seem to make sense.
From a blog entry I wrote over two years ago re Star Trek 2.0:
Hollywood is trying to cash in on the nostalgia crowd, which is fine as far as it goes. But one thing they forget is that the TV series had time to grow, and had time to establish its own history and precedents. Then it's thirty years later, and the young producers figure that they can make a movie that explains all the backstory in maybe 15 minutes – after all, the younger audience won't care about all that stuff. Then, they cast these young "hot" actors in the main roles (Jimmy Fallon is, at this writing, "rumored" to play Tony Nelson in "Jeannie" [insert gagging sound here]) or actors that, while popular, make you sit up and scream WTF (John Travolta as J. R. in "Dallas"). Then, they make changes to the backstory that will alienate the older fans of the show. AND, on top of all that, they usually hire writers who know nothing about these series, and how seriously the older fans feel about these beloved characters. (One exception: Sidney Sheldon, the original creator and writer for "Jeannie", wrote the script for the movie. But how much you wanna bet they'll bring in some young kid to "modernize" it?)
Is it any freaking WONDER that the movies don't do well? What's next – a movie update where they change everyone's race? Oh, wait…they already did that – The Honeymooners.
Same thing goes for movies based on video games. They try to tap a supposedly built-in market, and then rely on special effects and big stars (see "Doom" or "House Of The Dead"). Or the kiddie market (as in "Super Mario Brothers" or "Double Dragon" – DON'T see those). IMHO, there was only one really good adaptation of a video game into a movie – Mortal Kombat.
What might work is a "next generation"-type movie. You get the original cast members playing the beloved characters, with a new group of kids to teach/raise/interact with. That way, you can have the classic original characters as remembered – with all the appropriate in-jokes for the old fans – and still have the young studs for the new viewers.
Now, come on – how about Martin Milner and Kent McCord teaching a new group of young cops? Or Kevin Tighe and Randolph Mantooth as co-captains of a firehouse and paramedic squad?
THAT would be something I'd pay to see.
Absolutely correct.
As I said before, Kirk would not say, "I hope so" should anyone have had asked him if he was ready for command. They would have gotten the level, slightly eyes narrowed stare, without commentary of any type.
I understand franchise re-boots. But Manny Coto should have done this film. He understands.
And about writing; when you are doing YOUR story, not the CHARACTERS story, you've lost already. That's where Hollywood is falling down so much nowadays; writers are doing their ideas, not what characters would be doing.
Thanks for the link. I think Yvonne Craig's version is best and will continue to be so (ballet vs. pole dancing).
Where were you this November? Stupidity abounds.
(With Irony)
We lost Roger C. Carmel in 1986. What an absolute shame. He'd have made a great father to the newer actor. And Stella!
Hmmm…ideas….
Well what I loved about it is that he let a little self important air out of them. Ellison is a trip all by himself of course. I havent followed him for a very long time so I dont even know if he's dead or alive.
Well…
Having been one of the early jumpers…because I can't be held as a viewer by Scott in his BVD's, and what a wreck canon can be…when Enterprise found Manny Coto, it found its voice. Problem was, by then it was too late. I thought Next Generation started to get better when my acquaintance Melinda Snodgrass started as story editor. (Hey, Melinda! See you at Bubonicon, sweetheart, I'll buy!). DS9 really worked for me, and the wife loved Voyager; that female captain.
Movies: Even numbers are okay. 5 was a wreck, although you finally saw a toilet. Make sure you pay the light bill, film noir doesn't work in space. Insurrection was meh. Never let Deanna drive, she wrecks things. Nemesis was bleh. Morality and such is best when subtle.
Hey, I heard it from a friend who worked with Roddenberry, went to his house and had dinner while they talked about the script. My friends was a liberal himself, but even he found PC tedious.
I wish you could see me laughing on this side of the laptop, thanks for sharing that. That makes James Cameron's Spider-Man work seem epic in comparison, web-for-wet-dream metaphor and all.
If you know these stories, I'm sure you are aware of Kevin Smith and his tale of Superman and the producer fascinated with giant spiders.
In the making-of documentary on the 2-disc DVD, co-writer/director Nicholas Meyer says the inspiration for that quote was Nazi Germany when they would say things like, "You've never heard Shakespeare until you're read him in ze original German!"
Original Recipe Kirk was ALWAYS after anything that moved, and that included quite a few crewwomen. It wouldn't be permitted in a PC universe where skirts had to be eschewed for 'unisex' uniforms, but it certainly was part of the original episodes. I'm pretty sure that THAT Kirk would've made a pass at Uhura, and that she might have decided to nip things in the bud in order to make hanging out on the Bridge more comfortable…or perhaps not.
I had a college buddy who had all of William Shatner's albums. He raved about them.
I once owned the script writer's guide for TOS. It made the point that the Enterprise was built in orbit and can't go down to a planet's surface. Given that, TOS goofed once when Enterprise was thrown back into 60's-era America by a time-travel accident. Before the crew recovered, Enterprise had descended low enough into the atmosphere that an air-breathing fighter jet was almost able to shoot it down. They were fighting gravity to climb back into space, and I thought then that normal gravity should have pulled the warp drive nacelles right off the main body of the ship!
MovieBob, I've heard structural engineers disagree with you on that one. As for Hal9000's assertion that the writer's guide proves it, well…first of all, there's nothing that says the individual sections weren't constructed on the ground and then ASSEMBLED in space. Plus it's a pointless argument anyway. How does this affect the story, the characters, the plot, the theme, etc.? It doesn't. It's a sticky little fanon issue. I've never seen a group of fans more obsessed with canon, and false canon, than ST fans. It's enough to make me want to distance myself from sStar Trek fans as a whole.
Oh, yeah, I was also going to say that the writer's guides are not canon and never have been. The series "bibles" for ALL of the ST series, including the first, have been violated multiple times over. The Bible for the original series had Spock as a "half-Martian" and the DS9 guide stated that Sisko had several brothers, where in later seasons we learned that he was an only child.
TOS itself contained the germ of the prequel that should have been. In that episode when the Enterprise was kicked back to the 1960's America, Scotty made a comment to Captain Kirk after they had repaired the engines. Yes, they were ready to go, "but Captain, we've nowhere to go in this time." He said that space in those days was dominated by "the Vegan tyranny, and you'll remember what happened when we first ran into them!" Unless those Vegans are the bad guys in the new movie, the producers missed it.
I'm obsessive. That's just sick.
LOL!
I don't think so, but I do think people see in things what they want to see.
Depends on how you mean 'brothers', considering Sisko's ethnicity.
Thanks for the info.
Hmm, it sounds unlikely to find one today ('DAMMIT Jim!')
but "That's a risk we'll just have to TAKE.'
I'll have to seek out new party/costume shops, in new municipalities; to boldly go … etc.
That is, unless my old car's engine 'can't take it much longer!'
Am I being highly illogical, or is that just someone's green Vulcan blood talking?
PS: What does DFTT mean?
Unless they tie it back to Kirk's dad, and the 12 minute, save 800 comment, which I doubt.
There is so much to mine that would work out in, quote, "canon", unquote; I t just takes a rabid fan like Phillip J. Frye, (or me), or a lot of time watching old stories and finding where they bump into your concept. When you run to the "alternative timeline", are you doing it because the characters are having to deal with it, or is it because you need that so your "concept" is realized? One is writing; the other is shtick. Like the new bridge…its very pretty. But does it fit? Or could you have done it more like the original series in style and keep some of the character with "Enterprise" and the original "Star Trek"? Unless it was totally impossible to pull off, you try to blend both together so you have an evolution, one to the other; OR you have what what I see, which is a jarring visual element that detracts from the story. What's with Kirk and the black shirt? Do a green wraparound if you want the visual element; the black looks way out of place, unless its an undershirt; then, why is Kirk in an undershirt on the bridge?
Phillip J. Frye! Ah, another Futurama fan!
"Time to leave."
"Not until I get my quatloos."
We have discussed this matter in a different time and place.
I watched the first episode of Star Trek on its first airing in 1966.
I am still cautiously optimistic about this film.
But after this trailer — which is pure dyanamite — I wish May 8 were tomorrow.
I think Deep Space Nine was great… not perfect but I can certainly watch 90% of it and not roll my eyes. TV Guide ranked "The Visitor" (the second episode from DS9's 4th season) as the best Star Trek episode ever made. I haven't seen much of Voyager recently but it certainly had its share of both great episodes and eye-rollers. And of course, early TNG had some real bombs – I'm talking about episodes where you want to get together with Trekkie friends and some alcohol and record some MST3K-style commentaries.
(I haven't done that but it's tempting, especially with the first season.)
Don't feed the trolls. I thought I was being original, and then someone else who didn't recognize it Googled it, and apparently it's been around for awhile. Since I can't be original dammit, I'm only going to use it when someone on this site falls into the toll trap. Good luck on your hunt.
The ten dollar word is misandry, FYI. I learned it from my Women's Studies professor.
I liked Wesley, but I was an 11 years old at the time, so I have an excuse.
I made the same point and then I thought, how I would do trying to drive a 1930's car with a clutch I was not used to.
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Oh, he's still around, making a nuisance of himself, as always. The deal is, he did it for so long and with such gusto, no one wants him on a project anymore, and get that "Cordwainer Bird" nome de plume he uses whenever someone edits him.
Actually, that's true. Check out the episode "A Private Little War" — that one is directly about the conflict between the US and USSR. In that episode, the Klingons start arming villagers, who attack the hill people. Kirk then decides to arm the hill people to counter the Klingons.
There are many other examples.
Wait a second. This site always (correctly) lauds the fact that classic movies and TV could leave a few things to the imagination. After watching some of the interaction between Kirk and Yeoman Rand I imagined one or two things.
I'm with Nolte regarding the WB-ness of the thing, but I'm not so much troubled by the relationship between Kirk and Uhura. The fact that the notorious skirt chaser seemed so troubled to kiss Nyota in Plato's Stepchildren might be better explained by a previous involvement.
Had I been Picard, Wesley woulda done a one-way out the nearest air lock.
I can take Melllvar easy! I also have my own friends and car keys and such!
C'mon Comedy Central! Season Six!
Scott Bakula acting style was to always whisper – loudly
That version of Trek had some good stories but they kept undressing the guys and gals on that show which seemed awkward. I liked having angry Klingons and Andorians instead of the wishy washy versions on Picards Trek.
Wesley is …… I wish Q would have sent him to the other side of the universe
That new Trek coming out looks like 2 metrosexuals will be Kirk and Spock. They do look like they been drinking smooothys
Kirk and Picard in a bar fight. Who would win? KIRK!
He would win because Picard would be explaining the rules when Kirk smashes a chair across him
He only kept Wes around to have a shot at Bev…
"Making the Starship Enterprise look like a casting session for “High School Musical: The Pouty Prom.”
Yup, John nails it. This cast looks as mature as the kids Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland used in their school gym to put on a musical to raise money for little Timmy to walk (or whatever the hell excuse they came up with). And I'm going to watch Mickey and Judy before I watch this mess of a film.
Another thing. You can always tell when characters don't have the inner ability to portray adulthood – that's when they slap something on their face. And it's always a damned scar. That is the most overused crutch in the business. The kid has an adolescent pout, a whiny little voice and the maturity of your kid sister – but geesh, you splat a scar on his puss and suddenly his little pampers can jump in the captain's seat and go 'wheeee, I'm in command!'. Forget that the ink is still dry on his driver's license, forget he's got no experience – nahhhh – forget about all that 'cause this dude has a SCAR! Oh, puhleeze.
Oh, geesh. I meant to say – 'the ink is still wet on his driver's license'. Sorry.
I always hoped Bakula would get into something, look just off-camera and mutter, "Oh, boy." Just pay the money to Bellisarius. Darn…
Kirk/Spock…I think there's some fanfic film about them out there already…
And the bar fight? Yes, Kirk. Did Picard deal with Soran? No. Picard gets Kirk fished out of the Nexus to take him on, while he plays with the missile. And old man Kirk was TAKING him, not getting beat on like an old tin roof in the rain.
Oh my God, I just got that. LOL!
Was she cute? ( Ha ha.)
Hey, potato… tomato.
That is a show that deserves to be revived. The movie format just isn't the same.
She was about 70. So if that's what you go for…..
All I ever heard of Aktuh and Maylota was two notes, which went at least one stanza. Easy for a metal band to play. "Aktuuuuuuuuh….May lo ta" "Aktuuuuuuuuh….May lo ta" Not even a chord change.
Klingons are MY people.
Re: Kirk driving a stick shift, without giving away too many spoilers, suffice it to say this Kirk has had a bit of a different upbringing than the James T. Kirk played by the Shat.
"Hot Fuzz" was wonderful, John!
Hmmm…maybe Pegg should have done Kirk…by the book guy starts getting into his inner "Rambo"…hmmm.
On-column paddle shifters?
Concur! Anyone important listening?
The Kid in the Yellow Shirt has a career beyond Trek. I think Bill can be overbearing, and there is that weird emoting pattern, but Kirk is Kirk now. You don't have to channel him like the guy in the Priceline commercial, but you have to push the intensity with him. Smoothie metrosexual don't match up much. The new kid looks like he'd rather be emo.
To beat the canon biz with the manual tranny; paddle shifters. Fits the "Tin Lizzie" of "A Piece of the Action" AND this movie. Simple. But that's what requires the touch. Nemesis, the Captain's dune buggy. These people move pickle jars around with repulsor lift pallets; suddenly something shows up with tires? Wrong, wrong, wrong! Better something like the droid tank in the first (fourth?) Star Wars.
Unless they tie it back to Kirk's dad, and the 12 minute, save 800 comment, which I doubt.
There is so much to mine that would work out in, quote, "canon", unquote; It just takes a rabid fan like Phillip J. Frye, (or me), or a lot of time watching old stories and finding where they bump into your concept. When you run to the "alternative timeline", are you doing it because the characters are having to deal with it, or is it because you need that so your "concept" is realized? One is writing; the other is shtick. Like the new bridge…its very pretty. But does it fit? Or could you have done it more like the original series in style and keep some of the character with "Enterprise" and the original "Star Trek"? Unless it was totally impossible to pull off, you try to blend both together so you have an evolution, one to the other; OR you have what what I see, which is a jarring visual element that detracts from the story. What's with Kirk and the black shirt? Do a green wraparound if you want the visual element; the black looks way out of place, unless its an undershirt; then, why is Kirk in an undershirt on the bridge? He did that back in ST-V, and his superior chewed him out, (with reason).
The only thing is…I bet that if I had Manny Coto over my shoulder to kibbutz; and working the production costs, and Melinda Snodgrass to edit, I bet I could have written a better movie. One that would have been in the line with the various series, and still be a reboot to give everyone elbow room to keep going with this franchise.
We'll see…
I've always been a big fan and this might get me to come out of the fortress.
I agree with the distasteful utopian stuff talked about earlier but I just can't stop laughing at:
"Muppet Babies in Space"
I'm not necessarily wanting to nail this up in a coffin and bury it before its out; I just want to have people realize you can have the cake AND eat it, too. IF you're willing to put the time and effort into it that the franchise deserves. Why have everyone picking over bones which you can avoid from the beginning? Uhura is Quizno's mmm…tasty, (I apologize, Nichelle), but what's with the Kirk/Uhura "slash" stuff? Its fanboy fic! Originally, she's supposed to be 3rd in command. Let her command, fer ___ sakes! Give young women, blacks, and commo officers something to shoot for. Maybe it would even give Obama a real role model to follow. We may like our sex, hell, even love sex, (I DO), but c'mon, folks, let's quit acting like libs here, we're supposed to be a little more disciplined than that, right? That's why Kirk was always spreading the space herpes around to the guest star females.
I have absolutely no problems with the casting, as long as I believe I actually am watching younger versions of the gang. Pegg is great, after "Hot Fuzz". Urban has earned this shot. So have the others.
I've read his script. It's legendarily bad, mostly because of the producer input. Along with the spiders it has L-Ron as a gay robot, domesticated polar bears as guard-dogs for the Fortress of Solitude and Luthor helping Brainiac earn the public trust with a media-blitz and t-shirt/bumper-sticker campaign based around the slogan "I'm a Maniac For Braniac." Smith was actually originally hired to make the immaculate-conception script more "fanboy friendly." When the whole thing fell apart, they tried to "Batman vs. Superman" – where the bad guys would trick Batman into blaming Superman for the murder of Bruce Wayne's fiancee.
I'll see it, even if its just to get Trek re-started. I can write Trek, and I bet I can get him mature.
The Kid in the Yellow Shirt has a career beyond Trek. I think Bill can be overbearing, and there is that weird emoting pattern, but Kirk is Kirk now. You don't have to channel him like the guy in the Priceline commercial, but you have to push the intensity with him. Smoothie unsure metrosexual don't match up much. The new kid looks like he'd rather be emo.
To beat the canon biz with the car's manual tranny; paddle shifters. Fits the "Tin Lizzie" of "A Piece of the Action" AND this movie. Simple. But that's what requires the touch. Nemesis, the Captain's dune buggy. These people move pickle jars around with repulsor lift pallets; suddenly something shows up with tires? Wrong, wrong, wrong! Better something like the droid tank in the first (fourth?) Star Wars.
I read the William Shatner book, he say's their lips were close but never did touch.
never thought different- your posts are always well thought out. Just thought I'd bring it up in context…
your take is mostly corrrect; DS9 lasted longer than it should have because the franchise still had strength at the time and execs liked the demographics. The trouble with both the original series and Enterprise were no real constituencies at the time, and by the time Enterprise debuted the series had just run it's course. One could make the case (I will, anyway) that Voyager and DS9's overall mediocrity (sorry! ) had just bled the thing dry and despite the subsequentsuperiority of Enterprise the series wasalways on life support.
Ultimately I will defer to devoted Trekkers on this, because I am a fair weather Star Trek fan- loved the original series, most of the movies and Enterprise. Thought TNG was ok, and some episodes achieved near greatness. But overall it wasn't that good either. This is just a filmgoers (and scifi fans) take, so please do not take offense because none is intended.
At the end of the day bad Trek is better than good almost anything else; it always has spoke to the best that is in us…
I really don't mind the youth, seriously. The folks overseas are even younger, and they can handle the job quite well, thank you.
My deal with this is the writing, the production, the directing. Knowing what the character does, and what (s)he doesn't do in situations. Can the actor convey meaning by physical means (expression, etc.), or do they have to say everything? Can the story be scripted well from the beginning (Chinatown), or does it need help? Can the script change to save production costs without losing the story, how much, and where? Where should the writer stand firm on a scene that's needed for the story, and where can they bend? Does the director know what he needs from the actors to make the story live? Can he get it? Does he know where his line is, when to say he wants it a certain way, or when to take actor input? Can he manage the shoot? Etc. etc.
Sometimes, I wonder how anything gets made, much less how anything of quality.
I really don't mind the youth, seriously. The folks overseas are even younger, and they can handle the job quite well, thank you.
My deal with this is the writing, the production, the directing. Knowing what the character does, and what (s)he doesn't do in situations. Can the actor convey meaning by physical means (expression, etc.), or do they have to say everything? Can the story be scripted well from the beginning (Chinatown), or does it need help? Can the script change to save production costs without losing the story, how much, and where? Where should the writer stand firm on a scene that's needed for the story, and where can they bend? Does the director know what he needs from the actors to make the story live? Can he get it? Does he know where his line is, when to say he wants it a certain way, or when to take actor input? Can he manage the shoot? Etc. etc.
Sometimes, I wonder how anything gets made, much less how anything of quality.
"At the end of the day bad Trek is better than good almost anything else; it always has spoke to the best that is in us… "
I'll drink to that! (And no offense was taken.)
While the cast may be physically older, I have no doubt they were chosen for their extremely youthful appearance. One wonders if they will not try to remake the entire Star Trek movie franchise using this same formula. We can look forward to:
Teen Trek: The Lotion Picture
The Wrath of Prom
The Search for Spots
The voyage home (in daddy's boat)
The undiscovered condom
I guess the coda must be 'live long and prosper', no?
Thanks! You posts are as well.
Thanks! Your posts are as well.
Not sure how old she is any more but Bette Middler could probably be a good Stella. Not becasue her personality is anything like that but because she had the tough aura that would allow her to pull off the Old BattlleAxe routine.
It would be nice to see how the criminal element does in Star Trek. An interesting twist would be to show the misery involved for the "little" people in a socieity without use for the concept of money. Black Market profiteers providing an organized barter trade for those with the evil assumption they should benefit ffrom the fruits of their labor. Done right this could be a real study on what "capitalism" really is.
The other thing would be the impraticality of transporting it to space. We would have to assume that warp drives could not be activated on a planets surface for fear of damaging the planet. Impulse drives sound like an ion drive type engine to me although I am not certain the series defines it. These type of engines work great at building up speeds over time but woud not have the accerleration needed to break orbit, 11.2 km/s. Unless there was a space tether to lift it or a transporter beam powerful enough neither shown in any of the movies. It would be too impractical.
The reason I worry aobu this is because I am one of those science nerds that reads things like "The Particle Hunters" by Kip Thorn and Einstiens Relativity Theories.
That is too bad about Roger. how old was he. I comfor myself when I hear of the death of someone hwo was good in life if they seemed to have led a full life. He was great as Mudd.
You did not see the history channel special where the inentors of everything from the PC to the cell phone give credit to Star Trek.
Come to think of it Shatner was narrating it and I think early on he used your line so ………………….
Actually the real problem is the Star Trek curse. This is the curse that says that all actors who play James T Kirk will have unusual awkward pauses in their speech mannerism.
OK I will ask the question that has to be asked.
In the movie supposedly Kirk and Uhura are an item. It's not "canon" etc. but I can live with that.
The question is "Does Kirk cheat on her?" LOL C'mon you know the question had to be asked!
Roger was 54. TNG and DS9 had glimmers here and there of "Capitalism" (quotes mine), embodied in the Ferengi. Yeah, the Ferengi.
Supposedly, by this time, with the advent of the replicator, money became superfluous, as anyone could have anything by asking a slot in a machine to make it. Food, clothes, any other item, materials for a home, furniture, etc. So everyone could now pursue the "betterment of the self' concept undistracted by need. Only problem is, if you look at various societies in the world where that could actually be done, Tahiti, et. al., not too many people went "forward" in the technical, (or for that matter, many other) sense at all. I have observed Man as the entity has a tendency to go static without being challenged. Once comfortable, he has a tendency to want to stay comfortable. When something upsets the comfort, activity is pursued until the static state is once more achieved. There is a converse to this; Man also will let others do for him if it doesn't cause too much trouble to that individual. Hence, Obama.
Roger was 54. TNG and DS9 had glimmers here and there of "Capitalism" (quotes mine), embodied in the Ferengi. Yeah, the Ferengi.
Supposedly, by this time, with the advent of the replicator, money became superfluous, as anyone could have anything by asking a slot in a machine to make it. Food, clothes, any other item, materials for a home, furniture, etc. So everyone could now pursue the "betterment of the self" concept undistracted by need. Only problem is, if you look at various societies in the world where that could actually be done, Tahiti, et. al., not too many people went "forward" in the technical, (or for that matter, many other) sense at all. I have observed Man as the entity has a tendency to go static without being challenged. Once comfortable, he has a tendency to want to stay comfortable. When something upsets the comfort, activity is pursued until the static state is once more achieved. There is a converse to this; Man also will let others do for him if it doesn't cause too much trouble to that individual. Hence, Obama.
I notice in all the talk about Kirk/Uhura, no one has mentioned the other kiss in Plato's Stepchildren. Spock and Nurse Chapel. Isn't inter species loving a bigger deal then so-called interracial kisses.
By the way, I do not believe Uhura would have touched Kirk with a ten foot pole.
Nothing wrong with casting someone who looks like he cheats on exams as Kirk. He did cheat on the Kobayashi Maru simulation, after all.
I was thankful for Wes as an eight year old who's dream was to grow up and marry Spock. All my little 2nd grade friends thought Wes was cute, so being into Trekkie was okay.
I've been filling my DVR with all things Trek lately. No offense to poor Wil (a blogger and cool guy), but he was not that good looking a teenage guy. How much perception changes in two decades.
I STILL hate Riker. It's irrational, but he annoys the crap out of me.
it did Saavik in, though- didn't it?
I've got to admit misgivings about this new film. A complete disreguard for continuity and a lack of respect for the franchise on the part of Abrams don't bode well.
As far as I know, nobody died. Guess I'll have to watch Wrath of Khan again to be sure and read the Star Trek novel Kobayashi Maru one more time. Better safe then sorry.
The novel Kobayashi Maru, by the way, is awesome. It's Kirk, McCoy, Sulu, Chekhov, and Scotty trapped in a shuttle pod in an asteroid field. They are waiting for either rescues or death. To pass the time Kirk, Sulu, Chekhov, and Scotty each tell the story of talking the Kobayashi Maru in command school. Scotty's story is my favorite, but all of them are perfect for the character. Good stuff.
"I think we should just get over this silly notion of "cannon" and go for the Asian model (Japanese?) of copious do-overs."
Since when was it uniquely Oriental to re-imagine roles? How many Hamlets, Quixotes, Batmen, Supermen, etc., etc. have I seen? Too many to count.
Some franchises do need reboots to become relevant to the next heirs of our country. It matters not for canon if a more striking story could be made, so instead of adding a fresh layer of wax on the body. Perhaps a complete rebuild was necessary for Star Trek… Who knows.
Alright, I'm done with that. Now on to trashing that POS trailer as a Science Fiction nerd.
~Building a SPACE Vessel in the bottom of a Gravity Well?!
~iPod controls in a blindingly white bridge?!
~TRON arcade controls are being used to "fly" said vessel?!
~Having a vessel to vessel battle akin to ones done long during the age of ocean ships?!! Will we be hearing someone yell, "Give 'em a Broadside with our laser light beams!!!"
~A (from what is heard and seen) Robot Cop chases a land bound vehicle on a air scooter and it can't past it or send a EMP pulse to shut down its' alternator?!!!!
~Explosions in Space?!…something often seen in hollyweird movies and tv except for 2001 or Serenity.
The trailer was short, but I have no doubt that the stupid seen now is just the tip of the ocean of idiocy that will follow.
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