The Real Barack Obama was Kidnapped by George Soros and Replaced by an Actor Who Can’t Remember His Lines and Needs a Teleprompter
by Jeffrey JenaI’ve had it with conspiracy theories and their proponents. I could go down the list from the brand new “9/11 was an inside job” wing-nuts to those late-sixties “we never landed on the moon” kooks, but what’s the point? No matter how much evidence you show them or how many holes you shoot in their delusions, they cling to their beliefs. Why? Because they want to believe! They have some emotional attachment to being in on “the truth.” It becomes a cult for the believer.
The people who start these wacky ideas cherry pick facts, statistics, and other information to suit their theory. If you present any facts or ideas which contradict the theory you are either too dense to see the obvious or maybe you are one of “them.”
The problem with most conspiracy theories is the incredible number of people who would have to be in on at least part of the plot in order to make it work. I don’t want to rile up too many folks who are holding onto a recent theory, so let’s look at one that has been fairly well disproved. Even as I type that line, I can see apoplectic comments from those who still think we didn’t land on the moon. Look at what it would take to pull off the “we never went to the moon” theory. Beside the three astronauts and hundreds of NASA technical personal, there would have to be camera people, set dressers, broadcast personal, and who knows how many other to put off a round the clock production for eight days. Keep in mind they would have had to repeat this process every time we did an Apollo mission.
So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m starting my own conspiracy theory. I will withstand any challenge to my theory and support my theory with facts and figures. I may write a book and go on that late night wacko radio talk show with Art Bell. You ready? Here is my theory: The President is not the real Barack Obama. Look at the pictures of him from college; it’s not the same guy.
A secret society of far left activist led by George Soros and Fidel Castro planted an actor in place of the real Mr. Obama twenty years ago. The real Barack Obama was kidnapped by the secret society and is now being held on a private island in the South Pacific owned by Soros. They are all in on it! Michelle, David Axelrod, Greg Holder, Joe Biden, Rev. Wright, Hugo Chavez, Bill Ayers and many more. It is a plot to change us to a world currency which would make Soros the richest man in the world. It would also give far leftist a way to take America into radical socialism.
Look at how many people who could identify the real Barack Obama are now dead! His biological father dies in a car accident and his mother dies at a young age. His grandmother was going to spill the beans so she had to be eliminated! This theory also explains the reason a birth certificate can’t be produced. Wake up and see the truth! Go ahead and try to “prove” me wrong.
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I prefer to think of Obama and Biden as Milli Vanilli. Blame it on the Bush, that was gov'nin gov'nin. . .
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME. CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN IS CLEARLY AN ILLUSION, AND HOPE IS DYING RAPIDLY TOO. BUT WHO WILL KIDNAP SOROS AND REPLACE HIM WITH REV. JIMMY JONES LOOKALIKE WHO WILL LEAD ALL OF THE OBAMAWORSHIPERS TO THE GHANA KOOLAID VATS SO THEY CAN BE DONE WAYAY WITH AFTER ALL THE WORLD ECONOMIES ARE TAKEN OVER?
Bruce Campbell was in a movie with Ossie Davis called "Bubba Hotep"
the real Elvis handed off the "Kingdom" and walked away. But later had to become an Elvis impersonator to make ends meet.
JFK was not killed, he was kidnapped by the CIA and truned into a black man.
I think this has some merit. and may actually connect with your theory Mr. Jena.
what about the conspiracy to lock your keyboard on caps?
I am not one to believe in conspiracies. However, when it comes to Soros, I might. The guy is simply pure evil incarnate.
uh, it only took 235 crew to produce conair, and not a single one of us went public with the fact that there was no script for two weeks. also working on movies since 1990 i can say that anything can be portrayed as truth, lies are always used to hide the truth. the moon shot would only require, 1 upm, 1 producer, 1 art director/set designer, 1 greensman, 1 hair/makeup, 2 drivers/craft service, 2 special fx, 1 editor, and 99 publicists
the truth is the easiest thing to discredit.
Here's my take on "truthers" and others like them.
They are fanatics that base their fanaticism on a shallow belief system that is formed by their own personal preferences and prejudices. The best way to see if you are debating a fanatic is to attack that belief system with factual data and common sense. A sane person does a V-8 forehead slap and says, "Wow, was I off!!" and then moves on.
The fanatic, on the other hand, doesn't succumb to reason, logic, or common sense. When faced with the destruction of their weak belief system, they defend it even more ferociously. They will resort to every tactic, no matter how insane or abusive, to maintain that what they believe to be true is indeed true. All those that do not believe in their belief system must be evil. Thus moving the argument from common sense and logic to some fantasy world (think the Matrix).
When I recently engaged in a debate regarding 9/11 with a truther, after I completely dismantled everything he held to be true, he simply looked at me with that "helter skelter" look in his eyes and said, "I don't understand why you don't see I'm right"
To which I responded, "Wrong, it's not that you don't understand, it's that you won't understand".
Conspiracy theories are a great thing. Without them life would be so much more scary. My personal conspiracy theory is that obama was put in place by the illuminati to bring about the New World Order, after which the massive Pandemic, orchestrated by America, kills off much of the third world. Why obama was brought in? Who could blame a black man for killing off most of the third world.
My favorite theory is that Obama is the love child of Malcolm X and his mom. She supposedly met him at a lecture while she was in college [before meeting Barry Sr.], played a little "hide the salami" and became knocked up. Barry Sr. was a friend of the X-Man and fronted himself as the true father of baby Barry in order to gain US citizenship before returning to Kenya to be a Harvard trained ninja-assassin/accountant.
The evidence? Look at a picture of Malcolm, Barry Sr and Barry Jr as adults. Who does Barry Jr. most look like? Well, Denzel Washington, of course.
I heard a good one last night, it purports that Air Force one was hijacked by a rouge U.S, Air Force pilot, as a warning to the voters, that the country was being hijack. And the F-16 fighter pilots had orders to shoot it down after it was over the ocean.
I blame the pigs for the pig flu. I see this as the first step in a biological war to eradicate the human menace and seize all of our farms.
I'm trying to sell this idea to Hollywood, by the way. I call it: "Animal Farm II: The Revenge"
Ha ha ha ha… that's great… and having lived with a conspiracy theorist (my mother) let me tell you… it does make things a lot more interesting in her house… Crap, I haven't heard Art Bell's name since I moved out… until now that is…
But I agree with the other guy… which George Soros, who knows… that man has so much money invested in our country and Democrats in particular…. but why? Is he even a U.S. citizen or just allowed to live here because he is "worth" billions? Oh well… we will just see how this all plays out.
I like the way you think.
Another idea for a title is "Animal Farm: Rise of the Swine"
Please explain what the 'truther' held to be true and how you 'dismantled' it. I suspect you're either lying or exaggerating, and that when it comes down to it, you have no real argument against the theories of 9/11, so I'd like examples.
If Soros is behind it, you can be sure that the US will adopt an official language, and it will be Esperanto.
Michelle was his supervisor at one point. Now she has apparently worked (take that as you will) hard for her education and career. So she trades off a pot-smoking coasting loser for someone who'll give her prestige, also women traditionally like daughters and, surprise, that's what she has. So now she's set for a lifetime of profitable speaking engagements, maybe even a departure for former first ladies as she takes up a successful business career. Yeah, it fits.
But I don't see why they'd keep the original Barry around. For example, it was clearly apparent during the Bush vs Gore election that "Al" was an early anamitronic creation that needed much prompting. You can see how much they increased the body size for the extra equipment in the environmentally-aware AlGore version, which will automatically prophesize doom without the input of any real data.
The sad thing is that you have all been cultured to stereotype and brush these 'conspiracy theorists' off as kooks without actually researching things and forming your own opinion. I'll admit that there are some kooks on the fringe, but there are a lot of intelligent people who present enough of a challenge to the 'accepted' versions of events that we should at the very least demand some new investigations and some new answers. Those of you who call yourselves conservatives should be ashamed that you're missing the grand conspiracy at work in the current administration. By the time you realize you've been had, it'll be too late for all of us.
Or how about "The Baconator"?
Esperanto is the only Auxilary Language worth a darn. The rest are crap.
(Let's see how many real crazies there are.)
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Even more insidious – the Swine Flu is clearly a plot by those cultures who hold swine to be unclean. Didn't you see that Egypt killed all their pigs? They now have nothin to fear!
/consiracy wacko off
Conspiracies are so fun.
Wab
You are a funny guy!
Thanks for the laugh and the moral at the end!
Good Show
Plausible.
Does Soros' secret society get to wear funny hats? Cuz I'm totally down with their lodge headquarters location.
Oh, and Jeffrey, just look at the money L. Ron Hubbard has made with a more outlandish theory. You may want to expand on the theme. Write a book. Sermons on tape. Get busy.
Well you may be on to something with Soros he does have a desire to play in the currency market and it makes him a little chump change each year. I look at a more concerning issue though, that is what I call the Illusionist Theory. While we worry about Swine Flu a budget is being passed that is very intrusive to the way america will be able to compete in the world. While we worry about GM and Banks we have a Treasury Department that still does not have 18 senior appointments made, and economy is suppose to be the #1 issue. When we have a war going in 2 countries and more we start the process to close down Gitmo and release classified documents that place our soldiers and americans in harms way.
I see that we have Illumination on the wrong issues at the wrong time. Got to go now I need to change the batteries in my tinfoil hat.
And we're off….
you better register your ideas with the WGA or some unprincipled Hollywood type may grab them.
Makes more sense than the "official" explanation.
I wish I would have thought that one up!
Ok, he used Loose Change as his basis for everything. One of their arguments was that the flames from the jet fuel weren't enough to melt the steel.
I explained that you don't have to melt steel to weaken it to the point of failure. And that once the steel support structure was weakened enough, the towers fell. Thus shooting down the theory that they were controlled demolitions.
How's that for an example jerkweed??
We should stop making it so Hollywood and just call it "PIGS".
Harry Harrison pressed for that engineered language in every Stainless Steel Rat book I ever read, yet so far science fiction fans have preferred to learn Klingon. Even Soros can't pull that off.
Nomayo, the 9/11 "truther" debate has been hashed, and re-hashed here at BH several times in the last 2 months. Sorry you missed the discussion. Pick out any assertion by the "truthers" you want to and it has been thoroughly eviscerated here at BH and in many, many other places. Nobody is going to rise to take your bait.
Back when we operatives were sneaking crack into the ghetto and gassing civilians in Viet Nam and Cambodia, I told my fellow agents that as soon as we got done setting up the inside job on the World Trade Center, we should try something really bold–like putting a phony in the White House. Of course, our phony was the crazy guy posing as John McCain. We still haven't figured out which agency put up this other guy.
an unprincipled hollywood type???
That's just crazy talk….
We don't need to worry about registering with WGA Jeffrey because our ideas are already being registered with the Dept. of Homeland Security!
Great article by the way. . .
What is going on in Obamaworld is nothing more the a magician's trick of diversion, or mis-direction. Keep watching my left hand but my right hand is really doing the dirty work. It works. How many kool-aid drinkers are now in line with the H1N1 Swine Flu. Never mind that Obama is killing industries and financial institutions, or plotting their demise by giving Unions power over car companies. Simple things like that. And if you do notice something out of kilter you are just not seeing properly. The Messiah is doing it for the good of all mankind. Don't be an enemy of the state!
I'd be happy if this was a weird movie plot, but sadly we have the second wave of terrorist attacks being run quietly by people like Rahm Emanuel in the White House. Just a daily drip, drip, drip of walking joyously into a Utopian socialist heaven. An enemy doesn't have to bomb buildings when the populace has been neutered, and begging the Omnipotent Messiah as Oliver Twist did. "Please sir, may I have some more". More welfare, more healthcare, more taking care of me, more apologizing to our enemies, more boot licking and bowing to Muslim Kings, more dismantling of the military, more blaming Bush. Just more, please.
Let me guess, the Baconator is sent from the future, into the past, to stop the guy who develops the vaccine to the swine flu?
He's a US citizen, unfortunately.
His parents were a bunch of kooks, too, two of those "One World" folks. And on Esperanto, yes, he does speak it. His dad, Tivadar, was an Esperantist. He comes from Hungarian Jewish roots. The family changed the last name fron Schwartz to Soros, partly because his dad likes the palindrome, (spells the same way backwards and forwards), and to avoid antisemitism. He believes in a strong international government to offset extreme self interest in financial markets, although he personally profits though self-interest.
He's a US citizen, unfortunately.
His parents were a bunch of kooks, too, two of those "One World" folks. And on Esperanto, yes, he does speak it. His dad, Tivadar, was an Esperantist. He comes from Hungarian Jewish roots. The family changed the last name fron Schwartz to Soros, partly because his dad likes the palindrome, (spells the same way backwards and forwards), and to avoid antisemitism. He believes in a strong international government to offset extreme self interest in financial markets, although he personally profits though self-interest.
Personally, I prefer Klingon, myself.
I think there is a conspiracy to replace the word "personnel" with "personal"
I was ready to believe you but come on. Biden is not in on anything. That´s where you lost me.
Wait a minute! I heard that Elvis and JFK were living on Venus with Marilyn Monroe.
So by your scenario, we should have ended up with a nice, neat stack of semi crushed floors rather than the cloud of pulverized concrete dust. Can you explain why the fires at the base of the tower were burning hotter than jet fuel can even burn, days after the collapse? Can you explain the molten metal and traces of thermite found in the rubble?
Poleeeze Jeffrey,
Every one KNOWS that Soros is just a scratch on the behind of the real powers in charge of the "One"
It's really………Space Aliens, that are the ones in charge here. I have undeniable proof here ➪http://darwen.us/southcon/2008/10/obama-to-be-end...
Mark my words people, it IS the end of times…or I just need another gin and tonic…which ever come first. *hick*
Not Over.
Statistically speaking: For any event, 33% of the population will believe there is conspiracy involved.
I believe that we live on a peck of dust being carried by a giant elephant like creature named Horton (all hail). That's why we have earthquakes. Dr. Suess was trying to tell us, but we just wouldn't listen…
Love that movie. And it´s all true!
Best thing about the DVD is Campbell´s in-character commentary track as The King.
No, by my scenario, the one that is supported by actual science, the steel support structures failed due to being weakened by exposure to extreme heat for a prolonged period of time. After the steel support structures failed, the buildings collapsed.
As to your other claims I suggest you get a looser fitting tin foil hat…..this was not an "inside job".
The real question here isn't why you don't believe the 'truthers' and other 'conspiracy theorists'. The real question is why you are opposed to the transparency of government that would result from additional investigations. Can you honestly say that there's nothing about the official story of 9/11 or the pathetic 9/11 commission investigation that doesn't make you think we should at least ask more questions. This country was founded by intelligent men who knew that we needed the right to petition our government and demand answers. If we can give billions and trillions of dollars to the same bankers who are bankrupting this country, can't we spare some cash to make sure we're getting the full story about things like 9/11? We know the government lied to us repeatedly in the run-up to war in Iraq and Afghanistan. We know they're lying to our faces about their knowledge and complicity in the financial crisis. Why is it so hard to fathom that they might be lying to us about other things? Wake up people.
I have to agree that the theory would explain a lot of the issues our "great" public speaker is having. I'm still trying to figure out if its a Max Headroom twist or some other Artificial Intelligence that is running around the country while the real Barack stays safely in the bunker under Soros' house. My other belief is that this is some sort of Robert Heinlein's version of Mannie that had to be trotted out to face the world. Either way the guy is still an empty suit.
TANSTAAFL!
I feel a screenplay!!!!!
"A man hears what he wants to hear, and he disregards the rest. Lai Dee Dai"
-Paul Simon
Wait, Soros is a… And there's Maher, Rahm Emanuel, Al Franken… And perhaps Olbermann and Geitner as well? Just lurking in their heritage. Now there is a conspiracy we've heard before. And if conspiracy theories keep popping up, maybe they're not just theories…
look dude, you are doing exactly what I described. In the face of incontravertible scientific data you STILL refuse to see that what you hold to be true, just isn't.
That face you see in the mirror is one of a fanatic…..
I believe that movie has already been made…."The Manchurian Candidate".
The photos are out.
I can connect the dots on any two events in the world and reach any conclusion I want, but that doesn't make it true. Before we begin this conversation, riddle me this, which of the following do you accept as true:
1. The government caused 9/11
2. The government created AIDS
3. The moon landings were faked
4. The USA supported the Soviet Union's economy so that we could have an enemy
5. Freemason control the Presidency
6. A group of international gliteratti are conspiring to create one world government
7. The government mutilates cattle
8. Aliens mutilate cattle
Ah, here it comes. Keep shoveling buddy. . . it's good for the flowers.
Reminds me of the movie "Moon over Parador" with Richard Dreyfuss, of all people…
There's been ongoing conspiracy that Jeffrey Jena, Gary Graham and Bndrew Breitbart are holding a meeting at some community center, sitting in folding chairs and sipping coffee out of styrofoam cups, moaning that the phone hasn’t rung for years.
Prove it wrong!!1!!!11!eleventy!!!
*nibble*…*nibble*…*nibble*…*chomp*…FISH ON!
Damn, it swallowed the hook too!
Not Over.
I'm just reading Foucault's Pendulum… It all sounds eerily familiar…
LOL!
(Actually, please send an e-mail to the feedback people. I've been having the same problem for about a week now. When they disappear, you can make them reappear by posting a new comment (it can even be blank) at the exact same spot. That will make both appear.
I'm fine with Soros in the funny hat. . . but I DO NOT want to see Biden in the speedos.
Holy cannoli! Look at the number of replies you have!
Time for the test-pattern screen. . .
OK…which one of you knuckelheads broke "IntenseDebate".
I blame Jeffrey for starting this thread.
Not Over.
Wake up People?
I do think your are right, we should ask more questions. Unfortunately, they are about the Clinton Administration and it's actions for eight years in supressing investigatiions into Iraq's support of (and likely involvement in) terrorism, it's malfeasance regarding Prince Sultan, the wag-the-dog epsiode regarding Clinton's prevarication in the Lewinski case, the National Security failiures (culminating in the theft and destruction of documents from our National Archives), and what role it played in hiding the Oil-for-food scandal from public scrutiny.
This is "Being There" the media version.
there is a book about Elvis sneaking on to Apollo Missions and landing on the Moon
Elvis and the Blue MoonConspiracies.
But Elvis was actually the Badgeman on the Grassy Knoll and he killed Marilyn Monroe while a CIA agent as a favor to the Kennedy family.
His visit to Nixon in 1972 was the official award ceremony.
He in turn was assassinated by Stephen King in a trial run for his assassination of John Lennon that was blamed on Mark David Chapman.
There are a huge number of people out there, both republican and democrat, that will believe anything that validates the image they have of themself, whether it's real or imagined. People believe in Global Warming because they view it as an opportunity to save the world, which of course can't be done without their help. Truther's believe that they are waking the citizenry up to some diabolical world domination plan that the rest of us are too stupid to see. Long story short these people are delusional. I am a physicist, and thus deal only in what is factual, proveable and logical. Applying these principles to the many popular conspiracy theories of the day, the swift conclusion is that nearly all of them are nothing more than the delusions of disturbed people. So I don't believe the conspiracy that the REAL Obama has been taken hostage. I think the real Obama is the real Obama, and he's made it all the way to the top indulging these delusions. And that's truer and scarier than anything you can make up…
Bev, don't you know that statistics are much more believeable if you throw in a decimal?? I believe that it's actually 32.87% of the population?
I believe Jeffrey Jena is really a sleeper agent Obot — grown in a lab by Soro's evil global warming scientist. I think he has been placed here at this specific time to discredit the truth about impostor Obama. Discredit it by lumping it in with moon walk deniers. Kind of like Rev Falwell was used to hawk those Clinton is a murderer and drug dealer tapes. His endorsement is meant to suppress the truth of the conspiracy. Wake up sheeple!!
Just kidding. Funny post Mr. Jena.
How George Soros persona non grata in half the civilized world, recently convicted in France of a multi hundred million dollar fraud is allowed to interfer in the political system of the USA is the greatest outrage.
I'm a Hungarian Jew like Mr Soros God gave us brains I dont know why.
I have been telling friends for years not to trust Mr Soros.
Soros; Giving away the money you stole form others is not philanthropy.
The recipe for thermite is powdered aluminum and rust, for a solid you can mix in some clay which is just rock dust and water. Now if steel-framed buildings with plenty of aluminum from soda cans to light fixtures to furniture crash with an abrasive grinding action of layers sliding against layers, creating huge dust clouds of pulverized concrete, which is then liberally hosed down with water, and you don't find something resembling thermite that got mixed together, then I'll be surprised.
Plus you apparently do not realize that friction alone can generate enough heat to melt steel, and there was a lot of energy released when steel and other hard materials from that high up were being ground while falling, and large chunks were rather warmed up to start. In industry they use friction welding, where two parts are brought together, one or both spinning against the other until they melt together. Besides, didn't they use cutting torches during the rescue operations?
You also do not realize how a kiln or furnace can operate. In a contained space heat can build up, and concrete is far more of an insulator than a conductor of heat, also there is a time factor for how fast heat can penetrate a substance and there were very thick sections involved. There is also fuel conversion. Wood by itself will not take steel to a molten temperature, but when heated properly it turns to charcoal, which is nearly pure carbon, which burns a lot hotter and can melt steel. The wood and paper fueling the fires gets charred (carbonized) and becomes a fuel that can melt steel, after which it's not that much a difference until steel itself can burn, let alone many other metals that were present.
There, does that help you out?
The recipe for thermite is powdered aluminum and rust, for a solid you can mix in some clay which is just rock dust and water. Now if steel-framed buildings with plenty of aluminum from soda cans to light fixtures to furniture crash with an abrasive grinding action of layers sliding against layers, creating huge dust clouds of pulverized concrete, which is then liberally hosed down with water, and you don't find something resembling thermite that got mixed together, then I'll be surprised.
Plus you apparently do not realize that friction alone can generate enough heat to melt steel, and there was a lot of energy released when steel and other hard materials from that high up were being ground while falling, and large chunks were rather warmed up to start. In industry they use friction welding, where two parts are brought together, one or both spinning against the other until they melt together. Besides, didn't they use cutting torches during the rescue operations?
You also do not realize how a kiln or furnace can operate. In a contained space heat can build up, and concrete is far more of an insulator than a conductor of heat, also there is a time factor for how fast heat can penetrate a substance and there were very thick sections involved. There is also fuel conversion. Wood by itself will not take steel to a molten temperature, but when heated properly it turns to charcoal, which is nearly pure carbon, which burns a lot hotter and can melt steel. The wood and paper fueling the fires gets charred (carbonized) and becomes a fuel that can melt steel, after which it's not that much a difference until steel itself can burn, let alone many other metals that were present.
There, does that help you out?
Really? I tasted a screenplay. MMMM Bacon…
You make a persuasive argument. I am 92.7% convinced.
I had to stop using bacon-based paper for that very reason.
I hope that's a computer error that means nothing. Or perhaps one of the trolls is a script kiddie with an auto-post program, seems they got enough free computer time to play. In which case AP better not have email notification on, ouch.
I'll take that as a victory because only 84.38% of what I say is true.
Fortunately, I don't use e-mail notification.
Actually, four posts that I know of have vanished. I don't know about the other 4 trillion.
bacon……is there anything it can't do??
It can't fix a hole in an exhaust pipe for long. Dang possums eat it off.
Hey, a shout out for Mr. Art Bell, here, an inquisitive, interesting and brilliant intellect who enjoyed having all sorts of interesting people on his show. He is not and never was wacky, but he was a great radio host who could pull the wack out of wack-os like you would not believe.
For all of us night people (including doctors, nurses, emergency workers, waitresses, long haul truckers and bakers) he was a cool and fascinating host that took us on a journey to the Unbelievable. He is no longer on the air, but he has a special place in my heart. Art Bell, I miss you. And Chupacabra. And Big Foot. And the Nordic Aliens!
It's their revenge for bacon and sausage.
that's where sausage comes in.
I like those odds!
He's the guy standing outside the conference room as the lookout.
Barry Sr. is now on Soro's secret island as head of security, and in addition to the real Obama, they are also keeping Elvis and JFK, among others contained as frozen popsicles in their state of the art cryogenic facilities. They're using ompa loompas and smurfs for technicians to keep the place running smoothly.
Oh wait, if you convert that number to binary it's just a string of ones. Binary notation for computers doesn't use a negative symbol, it's… complicated. What apparently happened is that number tried to go to negative one, which the system isn't designed for (minus one replies?) so it broke.
You can still put that number on your resume to display your awesomeness as a communicator. Nobody checks those things anyway.
Yes, he even looks like the Devil – such an evil looking little gnome.
they better keep a very close eye on the Statue of Liberty. I saw Ghostbusters 2 and know what she can do!
I can't compare pictures of the Banana Boat boy with what some idiots elected. That huge smoke of his is hiding the MOLE.
I can't compare pictures of the Banana Boat boy with what some idiots elected. That huge smoke of his is hiding the MOLE.
beat me to the painstick on that one!
Honestly? These clowns, republican or democrat, have been lying to our faces about things huge or small for decades if not centuries and you want to investigate Clinton first??
FINALLY! A conspiracy theory I can sink my teeth into!
that is the same number that showed up on one of my posts yesterday.
It must mean something. I mean a simple binary error? pffftt. No, that is a code. It keeps popping up. Someone is trying to commicate with us. (cue X-Files theme)
How much do you get paid each time you stifle a meaningful conversation with your tripe?
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