Beware the Earth Day Scam
by Jeffrey Jena
I am sure you have received e-mails from scam artists around the world telling you that they have something of value they want to bring to the United States. If you would just be so kind as to help them your life will be improved too! If you have fallen victim to one of these scams you know that you got nothing and some of your money ended up in a foreign country.
Today the granddaddy of all financial scams will be launched again. It is known as “Earth Day.” Do not fall for this scam! This con game may seem like a new idea, but it’s been around since the seventies, just like Mr. Obama’s “new” idea about saving the country by building some light rail. This scam seems to pop up every Spring in one form or another. This scam has also been circulated under the names; “Global Warming,” “Climate Change,” “The Green Movement,” and “Ecology.” Recent variations have used the names “Carbon Credits” and “Cap and Trade.”
Over the years the “Earth Day” scam had warned its victims that failure to act would bring about various evil ends like, a new Ice Age, over population, famine, drought, burning skies, rising oceans and death to animals and children. None of this has ever happened but these dire consequences make the scam seem more plausible. The “Earth” grifters know that fear can make normally sensible people fall for their scam.
They promise rewards for those who participate. Clean air and water are just a few dollars away! We have so much, is it horrible to share? Those who get drawn in forget that we already have the world’s best water supply and excellent air quality. They say pitching in for the “green cause” will help your kids but the result for falling for this will be a lot of your money ending up either in foreign countries or under government control.
The scam pretends to be based on science but a close examination shows that is not true.
Unlike other Internet scams the group that tends to fall for this scam most often are the young and well educated. Beware of this scam! It has powerful friends. Do not attend the rallies for this scam which may be promoted by seemingly legitimate agencies like television news outlets or newspapers and magazines that have fallen victim to the scam and are now under its influence.
If you receive an e-mail under one of the titles mentioned above please do not open this document! Delete it from your computer and take your kids fishing!
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230 Comments
Dude i'm sorry but the Nice internet man is going to make me a Nigerian Prince. You you can take your cynicism and blow it out your ear.
Hoax? not a chance. It was on the interwebs, and Al Gore knows the interweb, so it has to be true.
Oh and manbearpig is real too, cerally.
Here's a little insight into Earth Day. Pass it on:
http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/04/22/top_sto...
Man, that's a particularly good picture of a helpless ursus maritimus (aka 'sea bear' aka 'polar bear) you've got there. Where do I send my money?
It's a big annual event for me. I save up my plastic all year long, then throw it out onto the street from the roof of my building. On a windy day like today, it could make it all the way to the Wharf.
That polar bear looks really delicious, and the fur would be so nice and warm on my living room floor on a cold San Francisco night.
They like to trot out that polar bears on a shrinking iceberg picture every year. It's almost 10 years old. But it's "proof" that the polar bears will all drown!
I'm old enough to remember when Earth Day started. Now all the TV networks celebrate it with propaganda PSAs. Worse than those lame "scare" films they showed in school back in the 70s.
If there are fewer polar bears, does that mean the sea kittens will be saved?
I celebrated Earth Day today with a nice leisurely drive through the mountains in a 1970 Porsche with a pair of huge carburetors, extra large valves, headers and a lovely Supertrapp muffler with 8 diffuser rings (for the noise pollution).
This car is very fast, gets HORRIBLE gas mileage when you open up those big Webers, and I could never get it to pass emission testing (thankfully the county I live in decided to opt out of the emission testing program) So I imagine the carbon footprint of this car would make a Hummer owner weep.
Oh and by "leisurely" I mean balls out … we have some great curvy mountain roads around here, TONS of fun.
(some of the smarter kids just figured out my screen name)
i once dumped 7500 gallons of jet fuel across an alaskan volcano on earthday in 1990, so there!
Funny, but Earth Day was actually the brainchild of convicted murderer Ira Einhorn. The posterboy for the new website – hipples gone wild. A kindred spirit of Chuck Manson, Bill Ayres – special consultant to the President, Abbie Hoffman, good ole Ira ran off to france after offing his fiance. He now sits in the can, planting petunias and crocusi – I wonder why their isn't more protest for his release?
I'll toss a cigarette butt out of the window in commemoration.
*Sigh* You make living in San Fran sound like fun. I never have the opportunity to torment the eco-nuts like that.
So the Nigerian scammers are behind Global Warming? Why does that make sense?
Just don't eat the polar bear's liver. It's toxic to humans…just sayin'!
Those things are tasty! Much better than panda, which is too gamey.
And it's no co-inky-dink that it just happens to fall on Lenin's birthday either…. (which I didn't know until today.. hey, celebrating birthdays of communist despots was never high on my list…. maybe i should go get buzzed on Vodka tonight?)
I remember it too. It seemed kind of harmless at the time. Should have known.
Or red-bull.
My family and I have a longstanding tradition – we take some styrofoam plates and cups out to our outdoor fireplace and burn them up. It gives us a warm feeling just to know that somewhere some econut is crying. It is a beautiful sight, and my kids look forward to it every April.
And yet somehow there is no SF police unit assigned to watch your house 24/7?
Oh….OK – we're not supposed to honor Earth Day but we ARE suppposed to believe in:
Weapons of Mass Destruction…
Mission Accomplished …
No child left Behind…
the insipid Patriot Act abolishing all civil freedoms….
Terror color warnings…
Guns for everyone on the planet…
Haliburton…
a FAILED global economy based on Reaganomics…
It will be 86 F in April on the East Coast this Sunday ! — that's not enough for you losers that
Global climate change is real? Guess when you believe in the GOP the sun shines out your arse!
Look at the TOXIC Chesapeake Bay – am sure you idiots think there is no need to clean up the waterways
or pay attention to pollution????. . . PATHETIC!
but wait isn't that bear perched on the last piece of ice in the artic?
TOO MUCH RETINOL!
I know of a German woman who might be interested in adopting one.
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I think journolist just leaked into this forum
I told you I have low friends in high places. I've infiltrated every liberal bastion in town.
Every time you try to talk to a left winger it is just like this.
a topic comes up, the system scans the if/then programming and spits out one of the above topics
or an epithet that would cut them to the core, so they think it will cut us.
If you mention Obama they will say Bush
if you say Biden they will say Quayle.
it is impossible to try and actually have a discussion. I'd love for them to explain how i'm wrong, and to take the opportunity to educate me, but they seem incapable of getting outside the programming.
What ever happened to the happy leftist: hands across America, We are the World, Dionne Warwick and Friends. Weren't your spokespeople more fun when they were happy?
This article basically boils down to:
Yo.. the earth sucks and stuff.
A lot of heartless people on this board. Sad.
PATHETIC right back at you troll boy. And I'll raise you an "IRRATIONAL". Idiot.
I smell stinky Birkenstocks!
I don't know if you're a sport fisherman, but those adorable little baby polar bear cubs make wonderful live bait if you're angling for shark…; – )
Actually, the sun does shine out my ass (we're in America, not the UK). I save alot of money on night lights, and that's my contribution to greendom.
Thanks for sharing "john" aka "Let's do nothing". Nice to see that they let retards on the internet now.
That's not ice, that's styrofoam.
True, but I still prefer using baby harp seals. Those sweet eyes draw sharks like nothing else.
don't those two things normally go together?
Write your comment here…
Weapons of Mass Destruction- HIllary Clinton and Nancy P bought it too
MIssion Accomplished- Major MIstake, how about just a little credit here, even Bush admited he made a mistake with that
No Child Left Behind- Supported by many Liberals still in the Obamanation today!
Patriot Act- I challange you to name one person who was hurt by it…..I'm waiting! As opposed to Janet (Reno) Napolitano warning and getting ready to spy on anyone who doesn't shake hand with Chavez. BTW Was it Bush who had Men Women and Children incinerated at Waco on bad intel…..Hummmm let me think it was….can you think of who?
Guns- For Amreican Citizens only please! If you don't like the constitution get a few pinko friends and try to change it…but don't forget we have guns…HAHAHAHAHHA
Haliburton… you forgot to chant Bush.Chaney first…please get the mantra correct… I could go on but I'm late for my root canal
Who's to say there isn't!
I have a heart.. I keep in a glass jar on a high cupboard shelf, so the dogs don't knock it off
Doesn't anyone get the fact that polar bears swim really well. No one ever says that. They are like furry land dolphins.
Last year I received an email that must qualify for a special hall of fame "Scam Award".
I was informed that a long lost relative in Russia passed away and left me his entire $35,000,000 fortune, and that all I had to do to claim it was send them a money order in the modest amount of $3,500 for "estate tax"…! LOL
I would join you, but in a bad fit of inattention, I sacrificed my Porsche to a tree a few years back. The Humboldt redwoods will never be the same. Ausgezeichnet !
Furry Land Dolphins: best band name of the day!!
BevFrom NYC everybody!!
Do nothing! It;s good you're starting to see things clearly ! Now quit breathing man it's Earth Day, ye…ha!
done…
You're absolutely right about the greater effectiveness of using baby harp seals to draw the sharks, BUT the polar bear cubs are much hardier creatures, and as a result one can revel in their pitiful struggles and screams much longer than those of the baby seals- who die way too quickly to provide suitable entertainment.
I suppose it's possible. It just seems to me that if the locals know about Lawhawk's views, they would surround his house with torches and pitchforks and practice a little urban renewal with extreme prejudice.
Maybe auntie could bake us some delicious Sea Bear pie, yummy!
to celebrate earth day, i waited in the bank drive-thru for 15 minutes, idling and running the air conditioner (with my window down) the entire time while listening to sean. it filled my extremist heart with glee. To you good earth, and your tiny iceberg climbing (gosh, I hope that's what it's doing….gulp) polar bear friends!!!
Da tavarish.
Wow. Being liberal really DOES suck out your critical faculties,
if that's all it "boils down to" for you. REALLY sad.
I really don't think Auntie can bake. Maybe if they have microwaveable ursus maritimus.
My uncle was taken in the middle of the night because of the Patriot Act. Never mind, that was the meth lab he had going in his basement. But I get your point. Maybe Tim Robbins was the one he was referring to being affected by it? They made him stay with his grandmother, I mean wife.
Yes!
Bear pie – yum. Hope Auntie makes it like my grandmother used to. I used to get the wing.
Now that CO2 has been declared a pollutant by the propeller beanie wearing geeks on the supreme court we should take the next logical step and declare O2 a pollutant. Then we should spend hundreds of Trillions to curb shadows and sunshine.
By the time these lunatic green goose-steppers are done we'll all be wearing loin cloths, burning dung for heat and travelling by donkey.
You guys are evil! I'm calling Algore!
I'll keep that in mind, particularly since the white dove population here seems to be decreasing.
It's been a long time since I had bear wings! LOL!
It's been a long time since I had bear wings! LOL!
I have secret intimidation methods which I will not reveal on a public forum.
"It will be 86 F in April on the East Coast this Sunday ! — that's not enough for you losers that
Global climate change is real? "
And it will be 69 degrees in Los Angeles in April (BELOW the norm BTW). It was 100 degrees in L.A. yesterday.
It's not Climate Change, you moron, it's called WEATHER.
Picard, I like your assessment of the troll as well "if/then programming"! LOL!
I'm sending a gift of polar bear liver to G-Beast666 with a surrender note. Since it's toxic to humans, do you suppose it will work on her?
you could write a 'how to' series about how a sane and rational person can successfully navigate
Northern California and relate to how conservatives are fine in Carmel but not in SanFran… that would be both helpful and lucrative.
I'm going to enjoy John's criticism with a spotted owl pot pie tonight. Thanks for helping me celebrate humans being mightier than mother nature.
Always made me wonder… why didn't Coke jump on the "anti-global warming" bandwagon? They're the ones with Polar Bears in their commercials… so the warmer it gets, the more coke the polar bears would drink, right?
John quit crying like a little girl and have a laugh. Oh that's right, you libs are too serious to laugh with all the injustice in the world. Like on this board. Hee-hee.
What is this "Weather" thing you speak of?
that is so true
no sense of humor with them. even their commedians aren't funny.
Ya know, the real answer is California is at least four states. The immediate San Francisco Bay Area. The rest of Northern California north of the Tehachapis. The metropolitan Los Angeles area. And the rest of Southern California. Broken down that way, you would have two blue states and two red states, and the whole thing would be a helluva lot easier to explain to normal people.
that's a great return on investment. What are you stupid? go for it.
I took this approach in a company wide e-mail thread. Someone actually felt the need to warn me it was a scam and to be very careful. Alas, so many people are literalists.
Until two months ago we had a huge white dove population here in New Jersey, but it seems that Obama ordered them all to be purchased with stimulus funds, and then shipped to Iran with cute little notes like "I heart Mohammad" attached to their legs as a gesture of reconciliation and abject apology.
Upon arrival however, the Iranians quickly replaced those notes with C-4 and biotoxins, and set them loose over population centers in Israel (excuse me, "Criminal Zionist Entity") in the hope that they'd land on the roofs of hospitals and nursery schools and then detonate. Unfortunately for them, the plan failed, but the international media got wind of the plot just in time to suppress it, as it might have proved embarrassing to both Obama's and Ahmanutjob's administrations…
while we are at it we should ban Dihydrogen Monoxide. This is really bad stuff.
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Careful or he will taunt us a second time. I live by Seattle and the people with the Kucinich stickers look like the least humorous people. Maybe it's because they are ticked off that they can't find the soap or shower for that matter? But I'm generalizing, I'm sorry.
You can thank Al Gore for that. He brought techology to these guys and see how they thank him. By talking incoherently into their empty Coke bottles.
It's because they spent all of their sense of humor in picking a candidate.
Sounds like you guys are one earthquake away from becoming a red state?
They blew out their funny fuse. Maybe they have buttocks where their heads should be? I'm betting I'm right on this one. Look at DiCaprio.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is very dangerous, not quite as dangerous as cupcakes but definitely something we should flush a Trillion dollars down the drain over.
Let’s just get it over with and ban life.
Well, what I did was sell my rights to that $35,000,000 to my next door neighbor for $10,000. He's one of those poor pathetic seniors who lost his entire pension in the economic crisis, and was reduced to bagging groceries at the supermarket despite his diabetes, parkinsons and alzheimers. Seeing as how he's a very feeble and sickly 93 and a partial invalid, I don't have to worry about retribution, and I now have a cool $10k extra to spend on frivolous crap.
So who are you calling stupid…?
See–that means that the Hollywood burka babes actually accomplished something in Iran. They got Ahmadinajacket so distracted that he didn't see the dove huggers coming.
We can only hope
Now that you mention it, they do seem to need to lean sideways to smile. . .
Quit, you're making me cry now. I'm still at work and get out to contribute to the killing of the planet.
I'm not sure but that bear looks a bit annoyed. The caption should read "Do ya mind? That last seal constipated me."
Thanks for adding that article on the murderer Ira Einhorn, one of the Earthday founders…he is a scumbag but he only murdered one, Al Gore and the other enviro-reds have and are likely to murder millions by their false scams! Think of malaria and the banning of DDT.
Perish the thought! I'd be isolated in the People's Republic of San Francisco. Well, they probably would trot out their anti-religious crowd and call it the People's Republic of Mr. Frank (that's a twofer, since they could also announce their solidarity with the People's Republic of Massachusetts).
Maybe we could all chip in and buy and earthquake machine?
P.S. You know that one of our trolls will now run back to Hufpo and tell them that we're planning to destroy parts of California. They have no sense of humor. . . and we have no earthquake machine.
Line-o-da-day, green goose….
And the PATRIOT ACT is still in effect. Dems have control of both houses of congress and the White House, yet they haven't abolished this gross affront to our civil liberties. Why not? Because it works, and because most Democrats voted for it to begin with!
How is it possible to look at Kucinich and not laugh? He is one freaky little man.
Photoshop a magazine into his front paws and the picture would be perfect!
Uh huh. Furry land dolphins that happen to be the largest land carnivore on the planet. But I'm up for a trophy.
Hey!! where were you this morning! I just sent 3 billion dollars to a guy named Ahmed in Nigeria. He sounded like a very nice and pious man.
We'd get you out before we turned on the earthquake machine. . . not that we have one.
ENVIRONMENTALISM IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMAN FREEDOM EVER DEVISED!!!! A STATE OR SOCIETY THAT MAKES THE ENVIRONEMNT IT'S PRIMARY CONCERN MUST, BY DEFINITION, BE OPPOSED TO HUMAN LIBERTY AND THE RIGHTS OF THE INDIVIDUAL!!! There – It's been said. Why aren't more people saying it? For me the logic is inescapable. If human beings are the greatest threat to the stability of "the planet" then human beings must be absolutely controlled. Such control must, by it's very nature, extend to every aspect of human behavior. If the simple act of being alive produces effluvia that is harmful to the environment (CO2, bodily wastes, the detritus of everyday living) then everything that is connected with "being alive" must by necessity be subject to official sanction. This includes thought, speech and expression since these activities may lead to action which may impede th environmental movement in it's missiion.
It's a religion. The left decided that they can never get Christians into their camp, so they started their own religion, complete with its own set of Commandments and dogma, it's own Pope (Al Gore), and it's own set of scary plagues and pestilences that shall be brought down upon you should you sin against them. Best off all, they can ignore "Separation of Church & State" and preach their religion in our schools, indoctrinating our children into their faith.
Mr. Jena, I would bring up the hundreds of tons of yellowcake that WERE FOUND (some of which was enriched) but the troll's head would spin off his shoulders like a Blackhawk on dust off. Oh wait…..let me check the radar.
so we're waitig on using it? but i thought…Oh, sorry.
PIE!
Three words:
Medieval
Warm
Period
Look it up, enviro whack-jobs.
Very few SUVs in the 10th century.
Climate change happens, and there's not a damn thing we can do about (except turn up the heat or the AC, depending on the circumstances).
Hey, if it's good enough for the great Islamic peoples of Iran, Afghanistan, Somalia, etc., then who are WE to turn our noses up at that idyllic "back to nature" lifestyle?
You sound like just another spoiled American infidel. Why, I'll bet you even have indoor plumbing and use toilet paper instead of your left hand (as Allah intended)…!
Monty Python reference, nicely done
Not just pie, but Spotted Owl Pot Pie with a side of buffalo polar bear wings! Now doesn't that sound yummy?
Thanks for reminding me, "Ya gotta have f r i e n d s." Everybody sing along.
I love this issue. Even the Progressives can help but attack each other.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/04/22/politics/...
Now RFK Jr is attacking Mr. Obama. Tell me it ain't so.
I love this issue. Even the Progressives can help but attack each other.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/04/22/politics/...
Now RFK Jr is attacking Mr. Obama. Tell me it ain't so.
We still need another five million quarters. . . not that we have such a machine.
"There is nothing new under the sun."
-King Saul, Ecclesiastes 1:9
"Protecting the environment" is simply a replacement for "protecting the workers" in the Communist playbook.
NO, you are explaining it wrong.
You were giving him an opportunity to invest in a business venture.
I'm betting he wouldn't even know what yellowcake is. Probably thinks it has something to do with frosting.
I'm betting he wouldn't even know what yellowcake is. Probably thinks it has something to do with frosting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7q81Krih0
Be carefull on those " Cold San Francisco Nights"
Oh Please lets not give them any ideas.
Speaking of business ventures, I'm thinking of starting a telemarketing company aimed at hapless naive seniors, and I like the way your mind works! Are you perhaps interested in a job?
"By the time these lunatic green goose-steppers are done we'll all be wearing loin cloths, burning dung for heat and travelling by donkey."
For being the devil and all, you're not too bright, Satan:
burning dung for heat = more food consumed = exhaustion of world's food supply + obese Americans
Sorry. The green goose-steppers would never allow us to have heat. Loin cloths and donkeys, maybe, but only as long as we married the donkeys.
Everyone mentioning Ira Einhorn really needs to do a little research on Earth Day:
http://www.edfdad.addr.com/eday.jpg
How hard is to just search google?
===You sound like just another spoiled American infidel. Why, I'll bet you even have indoor plumbing and use toilet paper instead of your left hand (as Allah intended)…! ===
Guilty as charged. My toilet even faces east.
What do you mean "evil", Porsche's get great gas mileage and are eco-friendly!
Well, except for that tree that Lawhawk trashed- probably cause he was multitasking behind the wheel (phoning angry clients who'd landed in prison because of his inept defense, and texting lame-ass comments on B.H., and eating fast-food burritos then chucking the wrappers out the window in bold contravention of littering laws, etc.).
The next big scam: "Green Jobs."
You know who had a green job? Carl had a green job at Bushwood.
====burning dung for heat = more food consumed = exhaustion of world's food supply + obese Americans===
Your premise is incorrect. The food that liberals will allow us to consume is tree bark and lawn grass, which is fat free, therefore will not have an impact on obesity. They’re burning dung for heat in Africa and I assure you they are not obese. The liberal degenerates have thought all of this through.
I plan on making a profit during these medieval times, I will be opening up The Great Satan’s™ all you can eat tofu and tree bark buffet.
If I remember correctly, they did that song at the Monterey Rock Festival. In any event, the first time I heard it I almost soiled myself laughing. Warm San Francisco (or Franciscan, nobody was sure) night? That's when it gets up to 40 or so and feels like 33. As Mark Twain said, "I spent the coldest winter of my life one summer night in San Francisco." I guess they thought it was warm because Animals have fur coats. "Hate California, it's cold and it's damp. That's why P. Hilton is a tramp."
How can this be a troll? It speaks naught of the nasty racists we are. Or is that a liberal? Is it possible for a liberal not to be a troll?
we've actually heard that rationale before. It is a small country, after all- which is why is it so interesting, dynamic, and- ungovernable.
Oh yeah, according to Nigeria, I've got seventy million waiting and my lost uncle's gold tooth – you see he perished in the towers. The sad part is these scams sound more reasonable, than what's going on in the houses of wisdom.
There were SUVs… in the 10th century… they were called HORSES!
And in Asia and the middle East.. CAMELS… they came in two models… one hump or two hump.
Liberals love yellowcake… especially with their double mocha decaffeinated frappucino's from Starbucks
I wear Birkenstocks and clogs too, am married a heterosexual male and father, and an artist and graphic designer… and most importantly a CONSERVATIVE…am I screwed up or what…LOL
I'm sorry. I knew I was going to offend someone and was hoping it was going to be someone liberal. Just between you and me, I have a pair but they make my feet hurt.
I like the lemon frosting on my yellowcake.
No offense here… high arch thing and all… Let's keep trying… we're bound to offend the LIBS… we just have to stick with it… it is a fun hobby.
I guy sent me this and it kinda puts Earth Day into perspective:
Henry Fordautomation industrialist
Benjamin Franklinhome heating inventor
Thomas Alva Edison electrical bulb inventor
Cyrus McCormick reaper inventor
George Westinghouse electrical distribution systems industrialist
John Ringlingrailroad tycoon
George VanderBiltrailroad tycoon
Nikolai Teslaradio, power generation
Powell Crosleyindustrialist, inventorradio, tv, power, refrigeration
Leo Baekelandplastic inventor
Alfred Nobeldynamite inventor
James Gambleorganic chemist
William Procterorganic chemist
John Remingtonrepeating rifle inventor
These men of science and industry, who brought you our level of comfort and lifestyle wish you a
HAPPY EARTH DAY
Oh yeah, and Ira Einhorn, convicted murderer, who instituted Earth Day in Philadelphia in 1976.
Well, after the U.S. dollar has been devalued to less than a Somali shilling by Obama-caused hyperinflation, I think that your lost uncle's gold tooth will be worth a small fortune.
So tell them to keep the 70 Mill. for themselves and just send you the tooth in exchange for your rights to the cash…; – )
It's far more than that I'm afraid. Doctrinaire Marxism (or Communism or even Socialism) claims to speak and act for "the masses." For Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, you name it, there was at least a vestigial recognition that the masses were composed of individual human beings. Their goal was to subjugate individual behavior to that of the "mass" of humanity which they saw as clay to be shaped into a new society. They never questioned the primacy of human beings on the planet – They just wanted their group to be the ones in charge. The Greens want much more than to simply be in charge. They want total control of every function that is associated with "normal" life. They have to or they can't pretend to believe in what they say. Am I an alarmist? Sure I am. But the time has come to sound the alarm.
I lived in Holland for 3 years but never once wore those fables wooden clogs, but I must admit that they do make an excellent projectile to fling, with great force, at the heads of liberals…; – )
TYPO: make that 31 years.
hmm….ok..pg 352 of LIBERAL TALKING POINTS MANUAL- make reference to Ronald Reagan and .. most importantly Reaganomics … definately not a good policy for us liberals…. Reaganomics… made way for the greatest economic expansion for the next two decades after his presidency…and brought the country out of double digit interest rates and inflation after the GREAT Jimmy Carter.. we as socialists must condemn this at all costs
Reaganomics bad…
bad Reaganomics
"Yellowcake" is simply regular poundcake that turns yellow upon being touched by a liberal.
I'm not a physicist and can't explain the exact process in technical terms, but I believe it has something to do with osmosis…
I'm still waiting for pie
Ha ha. My posts on Craigs list got flagged, flogged then deleted because I suggested a great activity for Earth Worshyp Day would be to gather plastic water bottles and build a great idol of Gaia then have all the day's worshyppers give their tithes and offerings to Her.
The posts I contributed on CL were well thought out and sincere but no one liked them. Fact is they got vwerrry angwy . They do not like anyone pointing out that Earth Worshyp Day is a religious holiday cuz that is 'posed to be a secret .
It matches their belly and that streak that they have that replaces the spine.
Simmer down there Mr./Ms. Let's Do Nothing. Just havin' a bit o' fun doncha know. No reason to get all violent and spike yer blood pressure.
(And please kindly refrain from delivering "hate speech" lectures jus' cuz we tease you about your religion . )
The norm for humanity is love.
Brutality is an aberration.
We are not sinners by nature.
We learn to be bad.
We are taught to stray from our good paths.
We are made to be crazy by other people who are also crazy and who draw for us a map of the world which is ugly, negative, fearful and crazy.
Calculation:
Texas has 261,914 square miles of land.
The world has 6,255,121,726 people.
If everyone in the world moved to Texas, the density would be 23,882 people per square mile.
Brooklyn New York has a population density of 35,219 people per square mile.
So,is that enough truth for you? MR.ERLICH!Screw Earth day 1970.
Next we take on the rape known as global warming-remember we have the right to use deadly force as a defense.
In the Carter years, my dad was trying to help stem the oncoming New Ice Age. We turned down the heat (in western Pennsylvania, during those brutally cold & snowy winters we were having) and he made us turn off the lights after dinner. He made oodles of candles every week and we burned them every night. While my brother managed to accidentally set the bathroom on fire with a candle and I managed twice to fall down the steps in the dark, my dad was convinced that he was saving us all from freezing to death under glaciers. Sure, we were freezing to death right there in the living room, but hey, its the thought that counts, right?
It must have worked, and worked too well. After all, we're now told that its global warming that's going to destroy the earth. See, wasting all the fuel to make all those candles and then burn them instead of electricity must have had a bigger impact than my dad ever realized.
Now you know who to blame.
Osmosis, I see — the same process liberals use to gain their vast stores of knowledge.
Did you know that the mere election of Obama has already started to make the environment better? It's true: http://tinyurl.com/c8r3vz
But they really want me to have the seventy million. I only have to send a couple of hundred thou to make it so. And Uncle Bilbo was a cheapskate. My luck it would be fools gold.
I was going to idle in traffic with my V-8 Mustang and light my fireplace (it was 89 in Texas today) and burn a pile of newspapers. Gee, isn't Earth Day fun!
If you back up to the wide shot, that photo was taken in the swimming pool at Sean Penn's spacious Malibu estate. The ice is the life size ice sculpture of Al Gore from the previous night's blow out, hence the appearence of it being the size of an ice berg! Ya, those cheeky celebs, tossing the old ice sculpture in the drink, letting "Canuck" the family bear out to play. Zanny celebs…what wacky hijinks!
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You must have read the police report. I thought I had that record sealed.
We were having a "spare the air" day on top of Earth Day. So I set fire to the local firehouse and a Muni bus. Naw, but a man needs his dreams.
Really? That was a scam? I sent them the money, and I don't have any relatives in Russia. I just thought they made a mistake that I could take advantage of.
Can you make yellowcake pie out of it?
It hit 90 here on this day in 1972. That's when I knew we were all going to die.
You mean when they're not picking their noses?
You were funnier yesterday, and way funnier than when you morphed into Let's do nothing! Asswipe!
Actually I had to bribe Perez Hilton to get the True Facts behind that incident (please don't ask me how I bribed him!).
Hey, I see that somebody gave me a NEGATIVE thingy because of my comment- couldn't they tell it was tongue in cheek?
JEEZ!!!
No, no- different process. Liberals gain their vast stores of knowledge by means of Obama's version of the "Vulcan mind meld". If you observe closely, you can notice the exact same vacuous expressions and shiny eyes possessed by all the attendees at his "gatherings".
I believe that Sara Lee enterprises has already appied (OUCH!) for the patent.
(talk about "lame"!).
Just goes to show that life can be full of pleasant unexpected surprises, for I never knew that I had any relatives in Russia either (or at least none that had managed to survive 1,000 years of pogroms…)!
Somewhere, the heads of antifascist, CgntvDssnt, and all the other trolls are exploding thanks to these comments. Is that what you call a fringe benefit?
There you go Saul, you are now +1. Happy Earth Day…LOL!
Well, I'd call it "wishful thinking", but let's hope that you're right and I'm wrong! LOL
Exactly, osmosis–that's why the yellowcake becomes radioactive.
Winston Churchill: If you're under 20 and not a liberal, you don't have a heart. If you're over 50 and not a conservative, you don't have a brain.
lol..Those crazy Germans, always trying to make friends with wildlife. lol
That is a lie put up by the ancestors of right-wing extremists in the Middle Ages, when they were conspiring with the evil Catholic Church to deceive people 900 years or so in the future. Why? you ask. Oh, I don't know, they got up on the wrong side of the bed that day. Oh, and they killed the Illuminati.
I knew you were kidding, and so would our regulars. I think we have some newbies who haven't followed our threads in the past, so that is probably where it came from.
I sprung for the F.R,P,P, (Ford Racing and Performance Package) in my 2007 Mustang GT so that it would require 93 octane fuel instead of "regular" (more eco-friendly) gas, and thus have an extra 25 h.p. with which to befoul the atmosphere.
I wanted to get a Whipple supercharger too so that I could do 50 ft. toxic rubber burnouts with wild abandon, but my wife threatened to divorce me if I spent $7,500 just to add another 75 h.p.
Women! : – (
I watched Waxman energy committee today and while the Republicans did ask about cost, they did not say how much it will cost. If cap and trade goes through, cost will go up by 10. The Republicans have to tell the American public the true cost. Also all power will be rationed. Don't think it will be this high? Go buy a pack of cigarettes. The last pack of cigarettes I bought in 1985 was 50 cent.
Don’t trust him Saul, Hawk is an evil man. It was him that gave you the negative vote thingy. Never trust a lawyer, just sayin.
Stan: You do know that I have the names and addresses of all your family members, right?
Well of COURSE he's evil, Stan- its a prerequisite for his profession. But seeing as how it's also a prerequisite for MY profession (hypnotherapist), we bonded instantly because we recognized that we're both the type of men who relish abusing power over our fellow man.
On the other hand, he is indeed most cunning and crafty, and I wouldn't put it past him to "mess with my head" like that. So, just to be on the safe side, I shall relate the following lawyer joke in order to see if he does it to me again by way of retribution:
Q. If you're on a desert island with Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and a lawyer, and have a gun with only 2 bullets, what would you do?
A. Shoot the lawyer- twice.
I dunno Hawk, I was certainly willing to give you the benefit of the doubt at first, but StanH was just kind and thoughtful enough to point out the folly of ever trusting a lawyer, and now I'm at my wit's end as to who might be the perpetrator of bestowing that Sign of Shame.
Of course, you are fully cognizant of my nefarious hypnotic powers, while a newbie would not be aware that I could easily turn him or her into a drooling Obamaniac troll with a mere snap of my fingers- so it's quite possible that StanH is a "sleeper" agent trying to slyly sow dissention in the ranks…!
Why thank you kindly Trish, and a Happy Earth Day to you too! LOL
I think our new theme song should be "Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's out to get me." I knew the Obama plague would eventually turn us all against each other. I'm beginning to think he's as good as he says he is.
I shall only say one word that might hint at why he's so damned good: voodoo.
Did VP Biden ever get that interweb number?
Good Lord….it's been a cool decade. Because of that, environmentalists switched to talk of 'climate change' (which is silly since the climate is ALWAYS changing)…and as soon as one hot couple of days in Spring arrived, Bam! Global warming again. Keep trotting that one out if you like.
What's funny is that in high school and college I kind of fell for the whole "global warming" thing.
Then I went to law school, got married, got a job, had kids and GREW UP and realized that you have to actually read for yourself.
When they changed it from "global warming" to "climate change" then I knew they really jumped the shark.
I read somwhere that now only 1 in 3 Americans believe in this GW bull. I'm happy to hear it.
The more these people make a$$e$ out of themselves, the more Americans will see the stupidity of it all.
What's funny is that in high school and college I kind of fell for the whole "global warming" thing.
Then I went to law school, got married, got a job, had kids and GREW UP and realized that you have to actually read for yourself.
When they changed it from "global warming" to "climate change" then I knew they really jumped the shark.
I read somwhere that now only 1 in 3 Americans believe in this GW bull. I'm happy to hear it.
The more these people make a$$e$ out of themselves, the more Americans will see the stupidity of it all.
Wow, some of you people are just weird.
You may not like Earth Day, but you sure as hell want controls on industrial pollution, you all like our national parks, most of you like to fish and eat the fish you catch, all of you prefer to breathe cleaner air than dirtier air.
You may not recycle. You may be a complete douche. But all of you want clean water and clean air and parks. You may not believe in global warming, but that only proves that you don't really read science articles. What a weird perspective you all have.
Obviously man's activities have to be controlled. If you don't believe it, you've not read any history. The water would be unfit to drink. The fish unfit to eat. Consumer products would kill more people. That's how the world would be. That's REALITY. You guys live in some weird fantasy-world, where the air would be clean even if no government mandated it. LOL. You guys must be smoking something REAL good.
Wow, some of you people are just weird.
You may not like Earth Day, but you sure as hell want controls on industrial pollution, you all like our national parks, most of you like to fish and eat the fish you catch, all of you prefer to breathe cleaner air than dirtier air.
You may not recycle. You may be a complete douche. But all of you want clean water and clean air and parks. You may not believe in global warming, but that only proves that you don't really read science articles. What a weird perspective you all have.
Obviously man's activities have to be controlled. If you don't believe it, you've not read any history. The water would be unfit to drink. The fish unfit to eat. Consumer products would kill more people. That's how the world would be. That's REALITY. You guys live in some weird fantasy-world, where the air would be clean even if no government mandated it. LOL. You guys must be smoking something REAL good.
Earth First! We'll mine the other planets later!
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Boy oh boy. Yes, Global Climate Change is real. It's called the Weather. The climate is always changing and always will. Leftist/Enviromentalist Nutjobs need to learn to start thinking. But alas, they are Nutjobs, so they can't think for themselves.
"It will be 86 F in April on the East Coast this Sunday !"
"And it will be 69 degrees in Los Angeles in April…"
Yup, this one is my favorite. Anytime there is an unseasonably* hot day, it is proof of "Global Warming." Anytime there is an unseasonably cold day, we are told "you can't base conclusions on one day."
*note that the word unseasonably is not a recent invention!
Just had an email from someone calling himself 'Al' He has told me I have won a major prize in the first 'Global warming is real so you have to pay more taxes' lottery. To claim my prize I have to pay 25% extra on my income tax which will go towards "saving the planet from conservative warming deniers" If I send him $10000 immediately I get a bonus prize of a personal guided tour round his "luxurious eco-friendly mansion". My prize will be "Forgiveness for my wasteful un-eco friendly lifestyle and a years membership of Greenpeace"
This all sounds wonderful (And possibly to good to be true). I have heard of similar emails being a scams, do any other contributors to this site think this may be a con?
That's funny! A great example of the Carter years.
I think it was you some time back that said “it’s not the Apocalypse it’s the humidity”, you could recycle (Earth day phraseology) “it’s not the warming it’s the humidity,” ha.
Yes absolutely, what a deal? I’ve already done it and I’m a better person for it, ha!
Global warming. Yet, the polar ice caps thicken and Antartica gains mass. If I remember my physics ………..
Weapons of Mass Destruction…(How about 600 tons of yellowcake found)
Mission Accomplished … -(SH hanged, 10-4)
No child left Behind… (national standards and testing, accomplished)
the insipid Patriot Act abolishing all civil freedoms…. (Not really, you are still free to rant nonsense)
Terror color warnings… (Yet not terror bombings since 911)
Guns for everyone on the planet… (No just for the criminals)
Haliburton… (Huh?)
a FAILED global economy based on Reaganomics…(Dude he has been out of office since 1988)
It will be 86 F in April on the East Coast this Sunday ! — that's not enough for you losers that
Global climate change is real? Guess when you believe in the GOP the sun shines out your arse! (Yes, one day does make for a global warming event)
Look at the TOXIC Chesapeake Bay – am sure you idiots think there is no need to clean up the waterways
or pay attention to pollution????. . . PATHETIC! (yes, their is a need for clean water. Who could argue with you on that? See you actually made sense there.)
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This was my first Earth Day celebrated without a chainsaw. It was heartbreaking
What does one have to do with the other? A community or even the state or federal government can be for clean water having to create a false annual holy day to tout the Sacrament of Recycle. Products that kill people generally don't get sold after the first few consumers die – companies go out of their way to keep products safe so they have customers alive to buy them and not get sued by the families of the corpses. Should you think that government controls or taxes are always in the public's best interests or always actually work to prevent pollution, you are the one smoking something funny. The federal and state governments still pushes and permits the large-scale distribution of birth control pills on younger and younger girls, with reasonable evidence that they contribute or cause a number of cancers, strokes, deep vein thrombosis and are suspected in other medical conditions. They can permanently destroy a woman's libido. Also KNOWING that the estrogen-saturated waters are sterilizing or contributing to the destruction of fish, amphibians and possibly even wild birds. Go Earth day! Recycle your plastic Pill packs!
Nice. I'm still stock. I spent years as a sales and inventory manager at one of the local Ford stores, it was the most fun I've ever had in the car business. Basically every tuesday I would recieve a % of parts available for the entire car and truck lines and build cars and trucks to the formula. Some weeks I couldn't get 18' rims on a GT for instance, so I couldn't include them, etc.etc…I always meet the transports personally to see what I had put in the bank 8 or 9 weeks before. Really cool. I also personally recieved our Cobras and Shelby GT's out of Vegas. No kid car jockey was driving my specialty Mustangs. I like that package you've added, I have a black with red interior, Shaker 500, etc. It was a thrill to order/build my own car. I bleed blue! ( and Texas Longhorn orange1)
Ya, killed her and put her in steamer trunk in a closet. Real model leftist example for our youth. Pennsylvania should cast him down with the Sodomites at whatever prison he's relaxing in.
Hmmm. Humboldt huh? I've heard tales of a special weed that is a major export from that thar county….
It's a commonly unknown fact that the average adult polar bear consumes approximately 30 to 50 sea kittens daily. The polar bears burp furr balls.
I have no idea what you're talking about, do I?
I'll bet you had fun- especially "test driving" the Cobras and Shelbys…; – )
I love the F.R.P.P. because it gave it a nice kick in the pants while still maintaining the warranty.
I like your color combo. I chose the Tungsten gray with the black leather seats and two-toned (gray)
interior- which was an almost unknown option (my dealer never heard of it until I pointed it out to him!).
I also loved ordering it JUST the way I wanted it (spoiler delete too- which I think does more justice to those beautiful lines!), and anyway, there was no WAY I would buy one off the lot after they'd been test driven by lead-footed punks! LOL
Absolutely not! I shall mourn for your Porsche though…I drove a borrowed 928 for awhile back in the day….what a magnificent automobile…I put the windows down just so people could see me driving that awesome white beast. I was (am) shallow that way….
Thanks for reminding and or informingthe trolls how successful Carternomics were.
Jeff, when a naval operation like that carrier's deployment is sucessfully concluded then yes, "mission is accomplished". Each arm of a operation has certain goals, and that carrier fullfilled it's goals, hence it's "mission was accomplished". It's a simple concept that uber-civilian, military haters continually exploit. Kinda like me and Vince Foster, he shot himself dead then rearranged his own body to make it look like a suicide. Come on already, leave Hill alone! By the way, look up "oil field operations in a war zone" in your local yellow pages…see how many companies AREN'T there. Halliburton is the best company in the world at what they do. Another is Schulberger out of France. Some of the family lives in Austin, it's a great oil field service co.That goes for KBR, another great Texas company, these are highly specialized companies. I bet 9999 out of 10,000 liberals couldn't even guess what the people at Halliburton do…not be-aching at you, just thought I'd chime in.
Thank you. My solution to "global warming"? BURN BABY BURN!
hey bruce, I addressed the Halliburton issue above in a response to Jeffery J. Just for kicks tomorrow I'm going to ask a classroom full of college juniors and seniors if they can tell me what Halliburton does, in one sentence or less. They will not be allowed to say the words/name Dick Cheney. I bet I get ZERO correct responces. Answer: Dangerous oil field fire fighting and oil field services in general. These are the top professionals in the world at what they do. They have NOTHING to be ashamed of, ever.
That's AWESOME! I'm serious, what a hoot! Hell Obama wasted 9000 gallons on Earth Day 2009. See what a grandstander he is!
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Had to put them on the showroom floor also…I had about three inches of clearance per mirror, very nerve racking. I almost did the Tungsten with red but went for "dutchoven black" instead. Beautiful when clean…elapsed time for "clean" is literally 45 minutes in the desert dust. Mine is '06 and I have 24 or so K miles. Lots of garage time at home and now that I'm at school it's in a sequestered part of a huge parking garage all day. It drives from garage to garage.
Ideed, the level of knee-jerk, Pavlovian ignorance on these issues is depressing to say the least. Man, public education has not served the US very well, I would say.
Aye, Carumba. Have pity on me; in September, I travel to Paris to teach MBA students. I am toast.
Polar bears…..the other white meat!
I don't mean to gloat, but the Tungsten color shows almost no dirt at all (gotta look really close and run your finger over it to make sure it's dirty). LOL
Mine's only got 12k on it after 2 1/2 years because I only drive her when the weather's nice (never seen a drop of rain- let alone snow!).
I'm not crazy about the changes for the 2010 model, and will be keeping mine till one or the other of us croaks..;- )
It was a tough call…I would go out to the lot and mull it over then change my mind overnight, finally I locked in on black. Of course when it was prepped it was a jewel. I'm still happy with the black it just takes work. I had decided I wanted the red leather no matter what, perhaps "Arrest Me Red" with red guts next time. Mine's an everyday driver, just not very far!
Actually, I almost went with the red leather seats too because they go beautifully with the Tungsten exterior, however, the two tone gray and black doors and dash/console weren't possible in red, and that's what ultimately made up my mind.
As for the "arrest me red" (or yellow or grabber orange) exterior- no way! Those colors on a Mustang GT are nothing less than a "cop magnet"! LOL
I bought a senior-driven '98 Lincoln Continental with only 56k miles for all bad weather driving and for going to the beach or lake, and every time I get behind the wheel of the Mustang again after a few days driving the old-fartmobile, the thrill is back…; – )
That's a good idea, being a Texan we are required by law (I think) to own a truck, so I might get a second vehicle/door slammer. West Texas has very few "bad weather" days, if you don't include scalding heat and mixed with blinding sunshine all summer. Winter in fairly non-existant.
We call them "beaters" here in Joisey, and it's kinda funny that a $42k Lincoln Continental is the "beater" and the $27k Mustang the "pampered" car. LOL
Summers here can be scalding too, especially in August (though not as bad as Texas!), but there's a long rainy fall and a long winter (though fortunately very little snow here in South Jersey), and I don't want to drive her in the rain.
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