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Hollywood Gossip » Blog Archive » Hollywood Hot Gossip — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:22:10 +0000

[...] The show closed with some old guy who reminded me of Andy Rooney but I am pretty sure Andy Rooney died in 1984. A study at the University of Montreal discovered that Andy wrote his last funny line in 1977. It was a joke about Billy Carter and it almost got him kicked out of the East Coast Liberal Elitist Journalist Society. Since that incident he has been afraid to make any jokes since they might offend someone somewhere. Has anybody in America, left or right, every laughed at Andy Rooney? How does this guy still have a job? What does he have on the execs at CBS that they are afraid to get him a room at the Retired Leftist Home right next to Helen Thomas? [...]

By: JSMinch

JSMinch — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:10:10 +0000

Almost romantic

By: AnusPresley

AnusPresley — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:16:38 +0000

okay that was damn funny….although you coulda used a more cosmetically attractive example of a politician than Barney Frank (but I guess it wouldnt have been as funny)

By: Saul

Saul — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:10:32 +0000

Just goes to prove my point- LawhawkSF should be on late-night TV instead of David Letterman (I never trusted that guy- why does he have a roboish name when he's not a robo? Something's not kosher about that…).

By: Saul

Saul — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:05:24 +0000

Sounds encouraging!!

As for those cunning diversions, the stench of those air "fresheners" makes me gag, and the same goes for cigars.
Hey, why hasn't anyone thought of selling bacon-scented air fresheners and/or cigars? I know I would buy them!

By: Golani

Golani — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:15:22 +0000

Now that's funny!

By: LawHawkSF

LawHawkSF — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:02:39 +0000

I wasn't so much devoted to the law. More like a devotion to the bar. I mean the Bar.

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and takes him to his new papal digs. Kinda rundown and mundane, but the Pope isn't one to complain. The next day the Pope goes out to take a look around heaven. He spots an absolutely gorgeous mansion with fountains, gardens, servants and alabaster walls. St.Peter runs into the Pope, so the Pope asks "who lives in that beautiful mansion?"

St. Peter replies: "A lawyer." The Pope is livid. "I was the head of the Catholic Church, and I get a crummy little hovel and you give a lawyer a fabulous mansion! How come?" St. Peter replies "That's easy. We have hundreds of guys like you up here, but he's the first and only lawyer we've ever gotten."

By: Golani

Golani — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:45:23 +0000

I'm working on it as we speak. Those shirts are akin to "Don't ask, don't tell." after all, as in people that have them aren't going to admit to it or give you theirs, so I need to find a supplier for a fresh new one.

As for how I get around the smell of sizzling bacon, it all depends on my tactical posture at the time. If I'm in the field I just "requisition" the back of an M-113 to cook in, if the tread heads aren't around I find a deep fighting hole. If I'm at our place, I wait until she goes shopping, cook, eat, then use some air freshener and a cigar as a cunning diversion.

By: Saul

Saul — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:34:03 +0000

Like I said before- you totally wasted your life by devoting it to the law.
Do you have any idea how much money Dennis Miller made (and NOT in Obama-era hyper-inflation dollars)? And he's not even roboish!

P.S. sorry about that lawyer joke- I just realized that for every lawyer joke there are probably about a trillion roboish jokes, and I wouldn't stand a chance in such a one-sided duel…

By: Saul

Saul — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:34:03 +0000

P.S. sorry about that lawyer joke- I just realized that for every lawyer joke there are probably about a trillion roboish jokes, and I wouldn't stand a chance in such a one-sided duel…