Best Actor

by James Hudnall

Toucan Sam called and wants his nose back, Adrien Brody.

Anthony Hopkins introduces Brad Pitt. And calls him brilliant. The Apocalypse is nigh.

Ben “Sexy Beast” Kingsley pimps Rourke.

And who wins? YOU GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!

Now we have to listen to this sanctimonious wife-beating creep. Ugh.


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Posted Feb 22nd 2009 at 8:44 pm in Uncategorized | No Comments