Obama Nation

The "First Wookie" dresses better in cartoons than in real life!

As a Star Wars fan, I take offense to you calling Obama a Wookie. Wookies have way more class and are more straightforward than that snaky politician!

That made the piece! Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Not to mention real Wookies have the guts to take down a cruel despot and his minions, rather than clasp their hand and talk about the need for more "understanding."

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I can't believe Obama pulled himself away from the golf course!

Agreed: Wookiees are way off from Obama: hard-working, family oriented, strong, brilliant craftsmen and technically adept.

I'd go with Neimodian, as they literally crave power from the womb. Obama had no such appetites (that's more Hillary's bag) however, Neimodian greed and lust for power leads to gullibility that can be easily be perverted to do the bidding of a darker power. That's O to a T.

Yeah, when I see pictures of her giving him that look, I take a step back! Yikes!

Now Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs will officially declare you two to be "white supremacist cartoonists."

This cartoon also shows how his head has grown into the right proportion to his ears.
I guess that is what being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize will do for you.

First Sarlacc it is!

It's more than a little strange that President 'Bama (as Greta van Sisterkin calls him) has a wife AND a VP with undead eyes.

Great strip — I can tell I'm gonna enjoy it.

whoa! thats supposed to be Michelle? I thought that was the ghost of James Brown and this was an Ernie Mannix column… man!

In case the President wanted to co-opt "I Me Mine" before Chevy Trucks gives Mellencamp the heave-ho, who collects royalties on Beatles tunes these days anyway? I kinda got lost when Michael Jackson was still alive, staving off bankruptcy and selling as much as possible to Sony.

*sigh*

Okay, I'll say it. To me, it was lame. Eight months ago, maybe, but nowadays I've seen Jimmy Kimmel do edgier stuff.

This is the sort of "hard biting satire" I'd like to see:

Barry: (ranting) Why do those conservatives keep criticizing MY agenda? What do they think I want to do, sacrifice babies?

Michelle: Don't worry about them, we'll crush them all soon. Hey, what are you working on here?

Barry: Oh, I got to get Harry and Nancy straightened out on their bills, again, make sure we're not really not funding abortion. We'll need all those women's libber votes next year.

You know, something like that.

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Title: Two disenchanted affirmative action ghetto junkies and their gangsta ways (sheeeeeeeeeet mo fo!).

We are going to have to have a giant UNDO button after 2010. The "One" has yet to show us what other damage that he and his minions are capable of.

We also need to think about the Socialist strategy that begins on the day after they approve some of this legislation. There will be almost a year to "read the bills" and to shine the light on what has been done via the legislation. None of this bodes well for Socialists. And Socialists are NOT going to just lie down and let the electorate make an informed choice — it's not the Chcago Way.

Their "fix" for the "problem" could well be far worse than anything imaginable.

He needs to practice his folksy sppech. The words where he drops the g's when he's tryin to get down to his audience's level. It is paternalistic and speks a lot about what he thinks of homself. Listen for it and it is almost as bad as Hillary's southern accent.

Beware of stupid people in large numbers. You'll know them by their slack-jawed, glassy-eyed moonface when they hear their master's voice. On occasion you'll find other signs of obsequious behavior; mindless parroting of talking points, refusal to acknowledge even the most evident of truths and an erection (see MSNBC's Chris Matthews) when they listen the ONE. God help us.

Love the "Faux-tisse"

Don't worry. It forms a narrative. I wanted to start out light

Deviation from the democratic party line is not tolerated.

Hence why I'm over here at BH instead of a democratic affiliated blog.

I wouldn't want to piss her off, she scares me.

And I'm fearless.

We have school choice. The problem is only those with the means can exercise it.

It's a sin that those who most need school choice, are least capable of paying tuition. It's criminal that the federal government is at the mercy of the teacher's unions. The education of our future generations should be one thing that every one can agree on.

I look at the school yard full of kids around the corner and I see the future of America. The left looks at a school yard full of kids and sees future indoctrinees.

Mostly Jackson's estate and the creditors he was in hock too.

It's really a sad situation. When Paul McCartney and Jackson were making a video years ago, he mention he and Yoko Ono were putting together a deal to buy the rights back, Jackson took that info, and cut a deal first.

That's pure sleaze. Regardless of what you think of McCartney's politics, its a shame he has to pay some for the privileged of singing "I saw her standing there."

EdSki
Did you by any chance copy it?
What was the gist of the article?

LONG LIVE KASHIIK!

AYE AYE!

I really didn't need to hear about what goes on in their bedroom.

But he doesn't have the depression or sexual weirdness required to make it deep and meaningful.

From Wiki: "Neimoidians have been stereotyped by other races in the galaxy as corrupt and greedy, particularly after the Battle of Naboo. They are certainly willing to resort to extortion, lies and manipulation, but their success also lies in exceptional organizing abilities. Training in organization revolves around Neimoidia's mass hives and huge fungus farms. Neimoidian young are placed in a community hive where they are forced to combat their siblings for food and other necessities. The weak die, since the strong hoard food and resources. This is said to be the source of their characteristic greed and corrupt nature. The Neimoidians do not view themselves as wicked, but rather focused on being the best they can be in their society. The Trade Federation army is employed only when "future customers" do not realize their "best interest" in trading with Neimoidians, on Neimoidian terms."

Let's see, organizers, hivelike, corrupt, manipulative, brainwashers of children who they separate from their parents, unsympathetic to those who don't give them money, fungal (maybe?). I think we have a winner!

Indeed he doesn't. Otherwise he would qualify to be a Hollywood film producer.

starts singing… "America… Fuck YEAH!"

Thanks you! I am in dire need of a new Star Wars dictionary. I got all hung up on the blue prints and technical specs.

no. you're not racist because you disagree with him, NoMoBama.

you're racist because you're an ignorant twirp who thinks that every colored person is stupid and is scared that a black man may be better than him. face it, you need obama to be 'put in his place.'

The fact is, liberals are not funny. THis comic is the funnies thing ever, however, for us in the Heartland tired of the Usurper and his socialism.

"Comin' to save the mothafuckin' day, yeah!"

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