Donkey Semen Drinking Arrives on Primetime Courtesy of NBC
by HollywoodlandAnyone with even a cursory knowledge of NBC’s “Fear Factor” knows the show isn’t for the faint of heart. Or, for that matter, anyone with a semblance of pity for their fellow man.
“Fear Factor” combines outrageous physical stunts – don’t try this at home, or this … or this – with dares you wouldn’t pin on your enemy. Yes, eating some bugs can be nutritious, but there’s a good reason 99.9 percent of us choose Big Macs over Cockroach cupcakes.
The show’s latest gross-out stunt nearly got spiked by NBC suits. Even network executives had to think twice about approving an episode where contestants gulp down donkey semen. But the show will go on as scheduled.
Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer — but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached.
We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.
Our sources say NBC execs had multiple pow-wows in the months after the stunt was shot … but eventually gave FF producers the thumbs up….
The episode airs this coming Monday — and yes, we’re told multiple contestants actually do (gulp) drink up.
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"Donkey Semen Drinking Arrives on Primetime Courtesy of NBC"…METAPHOR ALERT!
You are a genius.
That's an all-time low for television. I'm so glad I gave up cable/satellite 3 years ago. How disgusting!
And NBC/GE/Comcast can not figure out why their ratings suck.
Thank you, sir.
It does perfectly describe their political coverage.
The only problem the NBC execs had was that the Fear Factor guys raided their office fridges to get it.
Wow. One and done. Well played, Sir!
How appropriate for NBC, now change it to goat jizz and Al Jizeera will pick the show up.
Was this episode filmed in Tijuana?
They drank whale semen years ago on this show. I think the fake outrage from execs is just to create some attention for the show.
How long before phrases like "and this just in from the sperm drinkers over at NBC" enters teh lexicon?
I was gonna say that commenting on this "news" item was… "Too easy. Too cheap." But you actually did something with it.
Bravo!
Gay men may be confused.
Isn't semen supposed to go into an ass?
Any woman who completes this challenge is gonna have a hard time after marrage refusing……………
What do ya expect from the lowest rated network? They are shooting for lower ratings than OWN.
I can't stop laughing………………..
Keith Olberman and barry?
We all have known for a long time what NBC did for the Democrats — I suppose we now have the answer to the question of if they swallowed or spit.
I wouldn't know, but that sounds right.
if this is what you need to do to get your fifteen minutes of fame, no thanks!
Wait..Fear Factor is still a thing?
And "Well NBC wants other people to consume what they drink on a daily basis." heh.
I just came across this joke in Esquire Magazine. Maybe if she makes enough cash via this show, she could apply it to any husband who makes such a demand:
A woman rushes into her house one morning and say to her husband, "Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery."
"Should I pack for warm weather or cold," he asks?
"Whatever," she replies. "So long as you are out of the house by noon."
I was already figuring that I should avoid the new show the same way I did the last one, but it's good to have confirmation.
Awesome!!
You have just summarized the MSM so incredibly well that they should include it in the dictionary!
By NBC's standards drinking donkey semen is uncultivated and vulgar but eating buffalo testicles, cow intestines and a horse's rectum is not.
Can't Liberals just be content with drinking the "Kool-Aid"?
Wow. Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to remember that this is not family friendly entertainment. Yuck.
Since it's NBC, the parent company of PMSNBC where in the hell is Olbermann? This is right down, er, up his alley and could put him right back on top.
I guess they're taking a page from Seth Goodin.
I know. I didn't realize they were still making that crappy show.
Check the date on that copy. Old joke, but still relevant, I mean funny.
"Almost done packing, dear"
The MOney Shot!
Sadly, Frank Zappa is not available for comment.
This is one notch shy of beastiality……..
Well, maybe next season……..
What stupid mo-fo's will do for money…..on prime time tv at that…..
…for the love of Pete, there is actually something pertaining to the act you described on Google? It is with great happiness that I find that I am not up to date on cutting edge sexual escapades. I could have probably existed quite nicely without ever hearing about an anal cream pie.
The world is not only upside down, but spinning out of control, I fear.
Glad I could help.
The execs were told that the donkey semen was really semen from DEMOCRATS. That's how they got the sign off
I guess.
Excuse me!Somebody,kill it,please!
If ONLY!
I liked it for a bit. But the show become old pretty fast so.. I dunno. I guess what I really should ask is this "Is NBC still a thing?" I've not watched a single show from them in ages.
Words cannot express the disgust that I have for our "culture" of filth.
Walk-off home run.
I'm assuming they provided salt and a lemon wedge.
I thought that show got cancelled 10 years ago. God, reality TV is horrible, soul-sucking crap.
Baseness suits you!
Thank you, but it was something of a hanging curve.
Thanks Andrew.
Thanks.
BTW, I am also a New Yorker in exile.
They would have done this on "Celebrity Fear Factor" but considering what a lot of celebrities do on their own… it was considered way too tame.
(Announcer) "Tonight, on a very special Blossom."
Look at the world we live in where people blow up others over opinion and influence. People murder children, learning of a sexual deviation should not make you feel any worse.
Hell can it be any worse that multiple people drinking donkey semen for a chance at $10,000?
yeah people talk big but when it comes down to it, no one really likes going from "ass to mouth".
You got valid points, I cannot deny that, but strange as it is, I am disturbed. I am probably going to have to go out and get a sixer of Guinness tomorrow and think about things…..not about doing things mind you, just to think about things.
"Donkey Semen Drinking Arrives on Primetime Courtesy of NBC"…Bill Clinton back in the game! I wonder if Monica will be a repeater!
Didn't you mean, "I wonder if Monica will be a rePETER?"
This says quite a lot about both NBC and the contestants who are Jersey Shore-brain dead enough to actually do this. Forfeiture of any semblance of personal dignity all around here. Doesn't Barak's good buddy Immelt own NBC? This must be a proud moment for all.
Nice Mr. Marco. You always leave the trolls speechless.
For anyone that watches TV after OH!Bummer was elected, all I can say is "You get what they want you to see". Pure stupidity Joe the Plumber was playing football in his front yard when Obama approached him. Within 24 hours, the MSM found out he owed taxes. Then they ignored the fact that Obama's Treasury Secretary was a Tax cheat.
4 years later, the MSM can't find a single girlfriend, fellow student, teacher, friend, or anyone that Barry Sortero (Or any other of his alias's) knew. The MSM is utterly ridiculous. So now we have people on TV drinking animal semen, and the focus is Mitt Romney is a "rich man that played by the rules and made some money"
By the way, Mitt Romney donated every inherited dollar to charity.
And i thought their cable network was embarrassing..
This borders on the Satanic. Anyone participating in this depravity is in danger of losing their soul as well as their dignity.
NBC was already the worst for so many reasons and this should put them in dead last forever. They do not care about the audience. Much like the Obamas.
I wonder what David Sarnoff would think of what happened to his child.
It is clear that Jesus has already condemned America for its perversions. What we see are the results of a nation that has thrown God under the bus and turned to Ba'al worship, from the peons up to Obammy hisself.
This is not my America. This is New Sodom and New Gomorrah. Our founder would not recognize America anymore. They would think that feral animals have replaced what was once a great God-fearing populace.
Romans 1:28 ISV
Furthermore, because they did not think it worthwhile to keep knowing God fully, God delivered them to degraded minds to perform acts that should not be done.
You owe me a new keyboard…..
I don't care who you are, that's funny….
This show has become less about fear than about disgust. Rogan should be ashamed of himself.
How'd they keep Barney Frank out of this episode?
My thoughts exactly. Shakespeare couldn't come up something more apt.
Hell, it was a Barry Zito 65 mph curve. Still, bravo sir.
Very rarely do I type "LOL" because I'm usually not actually laughing out loud, perhaps smiling or softly chuckling, and I believe it's overused.
But for that, sir, I truly LOL'ed!
I seem to recall them eating some animal (buffalo, maybe?) penis at one point too. I believe various animal rectums have been on the menu as well.
The best episodeof Fear Factor occurred on Chapelle's Show, with Tyrone winning it all. "You may not know this about me Joe Rogan, but I like to smoke rock."
The desperate re-launch isn't going to last very long if their already resorting to monkey semen and urine.
Was it Domestic Donkey Semen or collected from a Chinese Donkey? Looking at you, Jeffrey Immelt.
That's really disgusting, wolfing down a bunch of animal sex cells.
Which reminds me, I need to pick up some eggs tomorrow.
I have never been more happy that I gave up all TV almost 1 year ago…
Sad, sad, sad…
Anthony Bourdain chowed down on warthog rectum when he visited Namibia
HE GOT FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Matthews must have been angry when he found they stole his secret stash.
Now we know how Matthews earns that leg tingle Obama gives him
The only thing worse would be having to stomach Obama's Marxist donkeys running the country into the dirt for four more years.
Actually, no. The EU version had two contestants eating each others fried flesh. Cannalabism for kicks.
Dutch TV Hosts go cannibal
http://tinyurl.com/Dutch-Fried-Flesh
How dare you insult Nathan's like that!
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Sounds like the Democrat National Convention
The unemployment situation must actually be improving–I have a visual on that particular ad-Help Wanted: Need experienced Equine masturbater and urine collection specialist. Pay negotiable: apply at NBC?
Congratulations, NBC. You've managed to make Jackass look like Masterpiece Theater.
Are you the same overlandpark4 me who makes child molestation jokes about the victim enjoying it?
Yeah, that's a better question.
Sorry if my earlier post was rude, by the way.
After reading all the posts up to this point, all I can add is this…
*rimshot/cymbal*
It would be funnier had they chugged donkey semen and NOT gotten on tv…..
Okay, you're right, so I'll rephrase. That's an all-time low for American television. I hope we never get to the EU point in this country, but after the FF episode, who knows?
Wow! There are some pretty frickin' hilarious comments posted here. I haven't stopped laughing!
Now, bull testicles (i.e. mountain oysters) is no big deal. When prepared right (sliced and deep fried) they're quite tasty.
It's a Texas thing but I love 'em. Oh, and there is no sarcasm in my post. From the immortal words of Tony the Tiger: They're Grrrreeeaaattt!
Donkey semen on the other hand? God help us, the freaks at NBC have got to get a clue…
Just Sayin'…
People complain about fictional shows, but its reality tv that worries me. People that will do anything for fame and networks that will do anything for ratings are a bad combo. There have been a handful of off-camera reality tv deaths (caused by networks encouraging dangerous behavior) and I expect there will be more as things get crazier.
There's still a lot of good stuff on tv, but the sewage (which there is also a lot of) is getting ever more putrid.
Donkey semen is not new. Monica Lewinsky got some in the white house, even put some on her dress.
God help us. The perpetrators of this fiasco now deserve ANY repercussions they get.
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