Of Mosques and Morons and Norah O’Donnell
by Greg GutfeldSo on last night’s show, we discussed the Ground Zero mosque’s Twitter account.
After releasing some mildly sarcastic tweets, the mosque developers announced they were dumping “the interns” on the account, and bringing in “a new team.”
Didn’t know you needed “a team” to write “just sayin!”
Anyway, here’s some background. Last Tuesday, after my gay bar proposal went public, I called the mosque to talk to them about it. I called everyone from the developers to their PR consultant Oz Sultan.
No response.
So I tweeted them (I think they had three followers). I got a curt response, saying I wasn’t respecting their sensibilities.
And then the fun began. Their tweets started including stale catch phrases like “just sayin” and “fail.” It read like a closed-captioned “Head of the Class” rerun. There was even a nod to Olbermann – to get a lefty seal of approval.
But then Tweetie made jokes about the Amish and a Jewish paper… and was removed.
And there you have a perfect example of the mosque’s “communication” outreach. And by pristine, I mean poopy. I only tweeted them because they wouldn’t respond elsewhere. And then when the tweeter responded, he got yanked.
This is not building bridges. Or building dialogue. It’s not even a bridge of dialogue. It’s more a bidet of baloney.
So, as host of Red Eye, I’m officially offering the mosque tweeter a job at my gay bar. Not sure what that job will be yet – but you can bet the uniform will involve some sort of mesh.
Cuz it’s holy.
Totally related: check out how Norah O’Donnell, on MSNBC’s Morning Joe characterizes anyone who opposes the mosque.
Somebody’s got to say that, “We’re not going to act like the people who stole freedom from Americans, the people who attacked America and killed 3,000 people.”
So as I understand it – because I think it’s rude to build a mosque near Ground Zero, I’m just like the dude who left a crater downtown.
If she wasn’t so hot, I’d be pissed.
Meanwhile, Captain Angrypants Nancy Pelosi says she wants to investigate those who are against the building of the mosque.
How funny is it she’d rather look at that “funding,” rather than the funding behind the mosque. I guess, in Pelosi’s pinball eyes, the real bad guy is the average American who finds the mosque distasteful.
But hey, with the left: it’s never them, it’s always us.
Anyway, let her investigate me. All she’s going to find are some unicorn stencils, a bag of edible glitter and an original pressing of “I Am What I Am,” by Gloria Gaynor.
It’s signed.
And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist homophobe who won’t buy me a banana daiquiri.
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Well, she's better looking than the other O'Donnell hag. Other than that…. I got nothing.
Was thinking the same thing. Curious………..
If Nora wears that dress to the grand opening of the new mosque/ community center, she won't come out in one piece.
It's Obama Mosque now. It's the only religion he has endorsed and not trashed, so it's his Islam. That's what sharia demands, special status.
I have some left over daiquiri mix from a convention of old farts who just wanted to drink lite beer. I think its three or four years old, but I'd be glad to offer it to the opening night of the mosque.
by our tastes she is marginal at best…
Yes, all the female friends are better looking than her. And they are conservatives, too. The two are not mutually exclusive of each other. It has been our pleasant duty to report that, by and large, conservative women (usually more athletic than liberals) are better looking, and better- well, we'll let you use your imagination there.
But it is true…
Sharia sucks, I likes some big titties in my face…
That was fast LOL
But then again, every thing is…
…Better looking than the "other" O'Donnell hag that is.
Several good cartoons on the mosque
See "Pain" at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/2010/08/18/pain...
"This is What Happens When Girls go to School" at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/2010/08/18/when...
And "In Football It's Called Taunting" at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/2010/08/18/2016...
Hmm. I might want to email Grand Madam of the House and tell her to investigate me because I oppose that mosque at that site.
I've enjoyed listening to the proposed names for the gay bar being bandied about.
My submission is "Butt-fuq, Egypt."
If Pull-osi wants to investigate me, I'll just tell her to kiss my @$$! Classic Communism at work! Investigate and destroy the opposition! We should not and WILL NOT stand for this!
Check out my Pelosi/Ground Zero Mosque cartoon
Speaking of Morning Joe, does anybody happen to know where RINO Joe stands on the mosque issue?
Maybe they'll resurrect the report email so we can all report ourselves.
This former New Yorker is strongly opposed to this insult to the memory of all who perished on September 11.
i guess norah was hot until she opened her mouth. but if they investigate greg, they will also find rainbow leftovers, and unicorn droppings. i hate to see what they will find when i get investigated. but, it might take a while for them to get around to me, since nearly seventy percent of americans are against it, it might be a few years before they get around to the lot of us. and where are they going to get the money to investigate all of us? they don't have money now?
"Meanwhile, Captain Angrypants Nancy Pelosi says she wants to investigate those who are against the building of the mosque."
Wouldn't that be a DIRECT violation of the opposer's 1st Amendment right to free speech? (not sure if opposer is a real word, but it looked better than opposee)
She's certainly no Ann Sheridan (I'm watching TCM right now) — now that was one hot dame! — definitely my favorite Hollywood redhead (with apologies to yesterday's birthday girl).
"i guess norah was hot until she opened her mouth…."
May I suggest sticking something in it?
After releasing some mildly sarcastic tweets, the mosque developers announced they were dumping “the interns” on the account, and bringing in “a new team.”
Fired over something as minor as that?
I guess you've got to be careful and not lose your head around bosses like that.
If you ask me Obama's probably an Atheist who hates all religion, he just hates Islam less beacuse he was raised that way AND Islam has, as we all know, been persecuted viciously by the evil west, forcing them to kill 3000 of us.
"Yes, all the female friends are better looking than her."
I believe it was Gretchen Carlson who didn't know what a Tsar was. That is embarrassing. I cant stand the Fox and Friends people. Megyn Kelly is infinitely superior to them in ever meaning of the word.
That was,by far, the most tasteful and eloquent thing I have heard all day.
Well no, but honestly that pretty much says it all. Sharia prevents people from having fun, period. No music, no Alcohol, no sexiness. I mean, I am very much a supporter of moderation and all that, but morally speaking God wants Women to be sexy and attractive without being indecent.
What, do you mean like Chocolate?I love Chocolate!
As for Ms. Pelosi, there is one quote that comes to mind. It is from "Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl": "I once stepped in some pooh, and wiped it off in the grass…and the shape it made looked kinda like your face."
Just keep pointing out that this has nothing to do with freedom of religion. It has to do with an Islamic monument near ground zero, and as pointed out on "Big Peace" establishing Sharia law.
No, beacuse the people who oppose the Mosque's are in all likelihood Neo Nazi's who are a threat to the federal government. C'mon man, this is the 21st century, get real.
Nancy Pelosi really looks like she is going to collapse one days soon. Karl Rove got that right- she is a lunatic!
Absolute and complete lunatic!
She needs to be tied up with ropes and put in the corner with soft walls. geeez…
"And then the fun began. Their tweets started including stale catch phrases like just sayin and fail. It read like a closed-captioned Head of the Class rerun. There was even a nod to Olbermann to get a lefty seal of approval."
I fu*king hate the internet.
"So, as host of Red Eye, I’m officially offering the mosque tweeter a job at my gay bar. Not sure what that job will be yet – but you can bet the uniform will involve some sort of mesh.
Cuz it’s holy."
That was awesome though. Nice picture of Mrs.O'donnel by the way. I guarantee about 2 3rds of this article viewers clicked it beacuse of that, moronic ideology aside.
Yes, things could get "rocky"…
"It’s more a bidet of baloney."
As a toilet training mum, I empathize entirely.
I'd angerhoseher. (It's German)
Better yet, put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.
Seriously? She didn't? She graduated from Stanford with honors and then studied abroad at Oxford!! What the heck are they teaching in these schools??
Who is Norah O'Donnell, and why have you posted a picture of a seemingly anorexic Claudia Christian?
Greg,
"Didn’t know you needed “a team” to write “just sayin!”
That is where you are wrong.
It takes the whole team to write' and another full team just to read.
They learned a really BIG new word today. "T HE".
Both teams are working on the pronunciation as we speak.
Ta hE…………
That Nora O'Donnell babe is cute.
I don't reckon she is kin to Rosie O'Donnell, is she? Is Rosie her brother?
She won't look so smoking hot layered up in a burka.
That's EXACTLY what I thought until I double-checked the title again.
Rosie O'Donnell? Did she lose weight?
Give me a few days and I can give you a list of what they're teaching. Nothing relevant, is the short answer.
wow- tha'ts a good one- never thought of such a solution!
I guess I have to write an e-m to her on this subject , dear madam, there is a room for you etc. – since she represants my district- not that I ever have voted for her.
I hope the "Tweetie" that posted the "jokes" still has his/her head.
3000? Dude! That's a floating point error if ever I saw one. You need to right shift your decimal point a half dozen or so places. Dude.
I hope you don't mind if I call you dude, dude?
P.S. Greg, she's not that hot. Go ahead, be pissed.
It's also the long answer. I had to look up what she got her degree in……..explains everything.
"Carlson graduated with Honors from Stanford University, in 1990, with a specialized degree in the field of Sociology (organizational behavior)"
Sounds like one of those libtard degrees…….nothing relevant.
Morning Joe should be retitled "American Idiot." Not a sadder bunch of miscreants on TV .. except for Ed Schultz. Oh, and Keith O' – and Chris Matthews…and Katie Curic…and..well you get the idea. But that Nora O'D is pretty hot. And have you heard that breathy laff? Please excuse me, I have to go see a man about a horse.
That would not help at all. She is ugly all the way through.
Norah proves how the women at MSNBC keep their jobs. First it's a pose like that, then it's dinner with Keith.
I would hate to imagine a world without Greg!
best one by far!!
Greg
We know where the money for this will come from……. Saudi Princes 54%, Hamas and Hezbollah radicals smuggling cigerretes over state lines 3%, Proceeds of products made from Afghan Poppy seeds 17%, George Sorors 5%, redirection of the mutlicutural community religious tolerance funding from the remaining TARP funcds 6%, offshore oil revenues of the country of Iran 8%, James Cameron 1%, mysterious unkhown benefactors from Dubai and the United Arab Emirates 4%, the Bill Clinton legal Defence Fund 1%, proceeds from the trade of South African Blood Daimonds 1%.
And last but not least $326.73 from the Havard Academic Communist Kindel club – - they bought the plaque.
For wearing that dress, she'd be stoned in most, if not all, Muslim countries.
Yes. Chocolate. Or a dirty sweat sock. Or an ether soaked rag.
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that deep down I'm really a closet racist/anachist. Crap. Thanks for reminding me.
Well… I can't disagree …Thumbs up, and thanks for the laugh.
How are we supposed to take her seriously as a 'journalist' if she's having 'Glamour Shots' of herself made? Didn't those die out in the late '80's? Edward R. Murrow would be so proud! Oh wait, I think that pic of her IS from the late '80's, because I saw her for the first time in years on a video clip today, and let's just say, time has not been kind.
Is that near the Suez Canal?
Nora looks like a young, pre-silicone and pre-Botox, Nancy Pelosi.
Thanks, Bosch! That was beautiful! And so true!
Nora ia a airhead with a annoying horse laugh. I am sure her looks got her the gig at NBC. Lets face it Conservative women are sooo much more attractive and sexier! No contest! By the way thinking about Nancy Pelosi in a intimate moment would be a good contraceptive, yuk!
Greg, your title is redundant, as O'Donnell IS a moron….
Appreciate that.
No prob!
I vote we send her to one of them.
How did you get her to pose for you?
That's what the slush funds – er, stimulus money – is for.
It was easy, she's always posing,
We have to make the city of New York understand that, they will pay a terrible price in tourism & dollars if they let this mosque be built. Contact retailers, businesses, Broadway show houses. Let them know that Americans will show their solidarity by boycotting all things NYC!!
Who doesn't!
Hey, a hot chick is a hot chick. Funny, cause liberals think looks aren't important.
Tell you what, you can give Nancy my address and she can investigate me! In the words of Gary Hart, "you'll be bored!". If by "bored" you mean "hundreds of pictures of Bill Schultz covering up my walls" It's cheaper than wall paper.
I'm too late for the jokes, but I got
"Is that a banana daiquiri in your pocket or did you simply pop in your pants?"
Come on, now! You KNOW how "tolerant" those guys are. They may have mercy and just take his hands.
The Douches at FAUX have no intentions of opening up lines of communication.
How about Allah-Ack-Bar??
But, she would be happy to let you have the right to burn the American flag!!!!
I am so sick of seeing women who say they are serious come out with vain "Look at me" cheesecake photos of their boobs hanging out.
It's just so not classy and downright tacky.
No wonder they are never taken seriously.
A friend of my husband who is in the music business once told him they could make a monkey sound good.
'In Polisi's pinball eyes'…. GREAT !!
Looks pretty good with her right boob hanging out but she is still dumb as a box of rocks!
Yeah she's hot. But does she have to talk and ruin it??
I say we investigate to see if Pelosi's eyes will close and if her skin will loosen if she steps into direct sunlight. "just sayin"…
Lots of Muslims know that mosque at WTC site is idiotic at best and certainly NOT meant to establish good will.
It's kind of like the scumbag who rapes your mother, gets away with it and then wears a brooch with her picture on it to which he jeeringly points and laughs everytime he sees you. Anybody with an intelligence quotient slightly above the moron stage knows this is a bad idea.
One of the 1st Muslims I know to come out publicly against this was the Former UAE Under Secretary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZwUk4sDpg
Ann Sheridan was a specimen, no doubt…
She's almost as famous for the role she didn't play- Ilsa in 'Casablanca'- which she was originally cast with Ronald Reagan as Rick.
They punted and ended up with- well, you know…
Gretchen is no Rhodes scholar…
Margaret Hoover is the worst; and Kelly is sharp (if a little overly caffeinated) but Roger Ailes knew what he was doing with a VERY successful template…
It's the usual conundrum posed by leftists: If we do X, then we're no better than the terrorists. This is not a real principle that they actually believe in – it's a rhetorical device they use when arguing with people on the right.
Imagine having to fight WWII with these people. "If we bomb Tokyo, then we're no better than the Japanese militarists who bombed Pearl Harbor!" "If we invade France, we'll be just as bad as the Nazis who also invaded France." Where would that have left us? Having to fight the war without actually doing anything?
Continuing the logical conundrums, you can't even use the argument that the mosque shouldn't be built because it would upset a lot of Americans. Why not? Because when Muslims were getting upset about the infamous Mohammed cartoons, a lot of Americans said "Screw 'em – we got the First Amendment." So why shouldn't these mosque-builders say "Screw 'em – we got the First Amendment, too, and we own the land and all our paperwork is in order. You trample all over our sensibilities, we get to trample all over yours. Isn't America great?!" I'm thinking this may really be in the backs of their minds – or even the fronts. Tit for tat.
Sometimes the letter of the law is a real motherf***er…
So does Rosie O'Donnell and the PIAPS.
We were discussing evil and Satan th other night, and recognized that his method is to first trick us into sin, and then accuse us of that sin. As in "go ahead, do it" followed by 'see what you did?!?!?!" Wow.
How did Satan learn this? From the Left? Incredibe. The Left is not merely pervasive, it seems to be timeless.
Must be my imagination, cause it couldn't possibly be that. Maybe it's the other way around? Naaaaw….
I agree with everything you've said, but you left one major thing out. Conservative women are much more selective about who they'll sleep with.
Well it might just be an act on her part to appeal to the more anti intellectual side of conservatism.
Well, her inner sexiness is greatly marred by her unattractive ideology.
that kind of goes without saying- the more liberated you are- and the great myth is liberals are more 'liberated'; it is exactly the opposite- the higher your esteem, and the more selective one becomes…
WTF?
Yeah. Maybe if those jihadists had spent a little more time trying to get some titties in their face in this lifetime instead iof trying to get to their 72 virgins in the afterlife we'd still have the towers and wouldn't be discussing their "Victory" Mosque.
I am sooo biting my tongue right now…
Indeed.. cause one will end up losing one's head.
Seems like your cartoon suffered from a lack of Botox! Other than that it was spot on!!!
Yes, let's show her how things work in the religion of love and peace.
Of course not, after all, DHS labeled me, my brothers, my daughter, et.al as domestic terrorists because we are all Christian, conservative, veterans!!!
Rosie O'Donnell is where fat goes when other people lose it.
John who?
Hey Greg…
I have another idea for your bar. Make sure you have a real cool Mohammad cartoon character splashed across the marquee. In the name of internationalism…I suggest you have a Danish artist draw the cartoon.
Thanks in advance,
p.s. Don't forget my "Naudi Arabia" room!
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