Investment Opportunity: My Ground Zero Islamic Gay Bar
by Greg GutfeldSo, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.
I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com
And remember, kids, I’m dead serious on this one. (You can tell by the lack of humor in this particular piece).
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Outstanding!
I love it. Go for it! And don't forget to serve BBQ.
Muslims aren't kind to Christians, gays, hate pork of any kind. So, he suggestion is to build a gay bar. That's a good start. Now, lets build Christian churches and resteraunts that serve pork only! All very close to their place and lets see what happens next.
How much does Liza want to play opening night in a burka?
Call it the Tropicamel.
Drink specials: Talibanana Daquiri, Mullah-Lite beer and Tequila Infidel
I'll only invest if it also sells toys, and be in the grand opening parade.
Brilliant. If I were able to spare any cash at all to contribute to funding for this enterprise, you'd have it tout suite.
Wow, I would pay good money just to sit across the street and watch the fireworks begin. Although I have a feeling it won't pan out. Suddenly the authorities in New York will remember things like "decency" and "respect," and THEN we'll be told about how it's important not to abuse our rights and be blatantly offensive to others, or something like that.
I don't know what to say other than if you build it, they will come.
I might even be willing to become gay for the evening and bring a box or two or pork rinds from gay hogs.
You'll never get it past Bloomberg!!!!
This….he will label a "provacation".
Mark my words.
Rock on!
Lol I can't wait for this to spread in to the liberal outlets, I want to see how they will react, my guess you will be the bad guy.
Best of luck, and if I could be so bold as to make a special request for one of the first songs? Please play Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" for my friend Andy S. of Santa Cruz, that song means means a lot to him.
As usual, the multi-culturalists have painted themselves into the proverbial corner. Think of the possibilities.
If you have the money you can build it. Of course the free market will insure that your place sinks and the terrorist church rises.
I think that's Gutfeld's entire aim here: to get them on-record and obviously, even to those that would stick their heads in the sand, the double-standard at work here.
Ha Ha! The Gut always makes me laugh! I wonder if he really is serious about this?
Actually, every Muslim I know is quite nice to Christians, gays and everyone else. How many personal experiences with have you had with the 1.57 billion Muslims in the world to base such a generalization on?
And, just so you know, people who can't spell "restaurant"only look small-minded and stupid making mean suggestions designed only to offend 23% of the world's population.
People smart enough to spell it are probably also smart enough to know that a person looks silly and gross making huge blanket generalizations about a quarter of the world's population based on, in comparison, the actions of a relatively small group.
Isn't "resteraunts" the pro-pork spelling?
As for those who have read the Koran, like the part that includes lying to infidels (of which I am one), one can only make a blanket statement. Islam is a complete system: religion, politics, ethics, all with a creamy nugget filling and chocolate coating. Complete systems simply beg to have blanket statements made about them, like saying all carrots are vegetables.
What about the Griffins, will they be allowed into the multi-cultural paradise??? We got your number Gutfield, always with the Unicorns and the anti-Griffin agenda!!!! You lucky you so funny. ;0)
I know Ann Colter is already onboard.
Don't forget caricatures and cartoons of Mohammad for artwork!
I love it Greg, the perfect response!
Wow!!!! The logic at work here. Can't spell restaurant!!!! Must mean that RitaO hates Muslims. And yeah, ask any Christian in Mecca, while they are on the way to St. Peter's of Mecca…..Wait that wont work. O.K O.K, ask the jews in Iran…… Oh shit neither will that… I know!!! How about those Christians in Nigeria and Darfaur, I am sure they will attest to Muslim friendship…..oh wait… I forgot again, the Muslims are shooting them. Well how about the Christian doctors in Afghanista……. Hmmmmm…. Nope, Muslims are the best friends of Dhimm…errr…. Infidels because some Christians can't spell Restaurant.
Gots to love Progressive/Socialist Islamic appeaser logic skills.
This is even better than my idea of opening an art gallery next door to the mosque that exclusively features artistic renderings of Mohammed…
This merits…a golf clap.
It's been nice knowing you, Greg.
Who will be the new host of Red Eye after your beheading on YouTube?
"…to be caught in any place run by such self-satisfied, angry conservative homophobic twerps."
But are more than happy to frequent areas near Muslims who regularly drop walls on gays? Upset at all about what gays endure in the Middle East? How about Muslim women? Care about them? Ever had a friend beheaded? I have. Not fun. Seems conservatives and libertarians are the only ones fighting the battle against these atrocities, while you liberal dogs are actively promoting them.
We're not homophobic, even if there were such a thing. Fight the real enemy, moron.
In the name of cultural globalism, tolerant expression, post-partisan politics, progressive humanistic relations, and dissolving all boundaries and barriers, it is your duty to build this free spatial environment to facilitate greater communication amongst all colors and creeds.
Mooselim outreach will be for their guns when they hear this.
FABULOUS!!!
"13 February 2009: Muzzammil “Mo” HASSAN, the founder and chief executive officer of *Bridges* TV, a Buffalo, NY based Islamic television Network he helped pioneer in 2004 **amid hopes that it would help portray Muslims in a more positive light**, reportedly admitted to police that he beheaded his wife at the television station yesterday afternoon.The victim was identified as Aasiya Z. Hassan, 37…"
http://homelandsecurityus.com/archives/1508
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,494785,00.htm...
How's that for building bridges?
Your a sick and twisted freak. I love it, sign me up as a photographer.
Why so angry?
Wow, how was I to know that only those who can spell the word "restaurant" have any true knowledge to relate to the rest of us dumb ol' bigots?
I wonder if Bloomberg would allow a Confederate States monument to be built in his town?
Make sure
you have a sign that's large
and wraps around the building
that says GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
and it moves.
I know the practitioners at the mosque across the street will be a damper on the mood of Greg's patrons, but I think you're going a little overboard to equate them with conservatives. I will concede that the people in charge of the mosque are quite likely to be both angry and self-satisified.
No doubt. It was kind of tongue-in-cheek.
Remember that guy who did a life-sized chocolate Jesus for Easter and was going to invite people to take a bite out of him? Maybe he could be persuaded to make a similar piece of Mohammad just for the grand opening event.
Just one question: If Gay Muslims don't see any conflicts in homosexual behavior and their faith, why would they have any aversions to alcohol?
Some other left-wing loser on another site today tried to define a troll as someone who posts totally irrelevant, off-topic talking points on a discussion board without actually contributing anything to the overall conversation. Assuming that's true, you, sir, are a troll. Now go away.
I think southern BBQ pulled-pork sandwiches should be the bar's house specialty. I also think you should invite Christian and Jewish outreach groups to become your neighbors … all in the spirit of tolerance.
Wow. You know 1.57 billion Muslims?
Bucky – please staple some thick carpeting to that beam hanging above your couch in mommy's basement. You've bumped your head against it one too many times as you've sprung out of bed in those little jammies of yours (the ones that have feet). Yes, I know you're in a gosh darned hurry to get at those warm little pop tarts Mommy makes for her 'little booboo' who's been sleeping in her basement since he was a wee lad of 36. But it's no excuse for even more brain damage than you already have.
That's quite a few!
Ah, forget the bar. I'm just going to do my own little thing – sneaking into the construction site in the middle of the night to pour pig's blood into the cement, making sure to mix it in expertly so you can't even tell the blood's there at all. But – I will make damned sure the entire episode is videotaped with a date-stamped camera. I will then gently retire to my boudoir until such time as the entire building is finished and ready for dedication. At which time I will inform the 'religion of peace' via YouTube that its foundation oinks. Soooo they'll just have to tear the whole damned thing down and start from scratch – at which point Carolyn will just tiptoe in and do the whole thing over again. And again and again.
Face it – religion of peace. I can do this forever. I never tire of standing up for my country.
Bah. Greg's just trying to get a fatwah. If he gets one, I'll be jealous; I've been trying for one for years now, but can't seem to pull it off.
I love Greg Gutfeld. Does that mean i should go to this bar? I was inspired by Greg to start a blog. I figured if he could do it, so could I.
http://truthmachine.blogsome.com/
I didn't even read the column. A gay bar near the Ground Zero mosque?
I'm in. Tell me where to invest.
Hey Greg – are gay muslims required to wear burka's – and will they be required in your new bar?
do it i bet the mohahhamadan will shout bloody murder then commit bloody murder, so take one for the team!!
Tell me about it. If it weren't for the fact that liberals are always truthful and principled, one might suspect that ol' Bucky is blowing smoke, or worse, trying to make a generalization of his own. But that would be unkind.
I think you just want to have a place where you know that you'll always be able to find Bill Schulz
I wonder if those jammies also have a flap in the seat.
Make sure Pet Shop Boys' CD "Fundamental" is installed in the jukebox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PetShopBoys_Fun...
I don't think families that lost loved ones at ground zero will see the humor in this.
That's awesome!
All in the name of tolerance. Excellent!
As someone who has owned a business in Manhattan, I don't have high hopes for this getting off the ground. If you're really serious, you need to blog every step of the thing to keep the sunlight on the cockroaches. The minutiae in the building code allows them to shut people down in under an hour. Or to stop them from doing the remodeling they need to do to open their doors. Or to stop them from opening their doors at all. Letting the people watch the process would be helpful, but the system is extremely corrupt and it's not likely that Bloomberg is going to find this particular "bridge" amusing.
However, if there are billboards in this part of town, I'd go in on one with the image of a pig in a tutu drinking a beer.
Awesome. I suggest a franchise. Open the second club in Mecca.
That's the American way or used to be. Fill the block with retail that would make their skin crawl. If they are going to be insensitive we are more ingenious. Women's studies book store, strip bars, bikini shops,. Kosher Delis, The Soprano's could open a pork store, build a bigger synagogue, etc.
Don't forget to include bacon and eggs on the menu.
Oh, great! A Gay Pride parade with feathered and sequined Burkas! It will be Faaaabulous!!!!
since this is a 'red eye' gay bar, wouldn't lotion be better?
Genius. The shameless liberal idiots [redundancy] rank hypocrisy is going to be delicious.
Where do I donate?
If a mosque at Ground Zero is not provocation, what the heck is? Besides Bloomberg would not be able to withstand the wrath of the gay community. He's more afraid of them than Muslims with fat wallets.
Perhaps they will see the justice in it, though.
She would stipulate a lesbian room for sure.
There are certain lines we cannot allow to be crossed. No other nation on earth would allow for such insanity. Do you think the Spaniards would allow for an islamic center to be built near the train station that was bombed by the islamic heathens? Would the Russians allow for a muslim center to be built near the school where they murdered hundreds of Russian children? Liberals are insane, sick and twisted perverted pieces of shyt. These are degenerates that have ruined our communities with their depraved policies and corrupt politicians. Liberals/democrats are the scourge of this world.
Honestly, I think Greg's counting on that happening, because I can't see how this could possibly be a successful business—unless he knows a lot more about the Islamic gay community that he's letting on.
Hey Greg… you can call it the "Alla Awk Bar"
Gutfeld, if this is true……you're a Genius. If not, the backlash could be messy. An army of Big Site bloggers will find you and torture you with unicorns.
Ok's, i have muslim friends, but i am against the mosque, just due to poor taste. I think, and this is difficult to put into txt, but i think the way anti gay people think about a gay bar anywhere is very similar to the way people think about mosque. Or no, a better reason is that athiest in California who is always in the news cause of his being against the saying of the pledge in schools. It's like yeah, he has a point, but just let it go. The mosque can be built somehwere else and im sure people would be willing to give them a discount.
Brilliant! On to Riyadh!
Sigh. Considering the poo-poo he's been writing, I would guess there's no flap. Leaving Mr. One and Mr. Two to exit the other end.
fuckybarnes… are you a jealous liberal queer?
Sounds like a great idea! They would have to redo everything (pig blood aka muslim kryptonite )
No! We'll torture him with griffins!
Gutfeld, if you're not just trying to get your ratings up tonight and are REALLY serious, please consider the name of the bar "THE ISLAMIC GAY BAR". Neon, of course…….6 foot tall letters.
name ideas:
72 Virgins?
Jannah
Queens of Persia
So, instead of America being more Sharia law compliant, will you insist on America being Shirley law compliant?
Where on this planet have muslims shown tolerance towards others?
Out of the 2 dozen + conflicts on the globe all share one common denominator: muslims that cannot get along with their neighbors or host country.
Why does the West make excuses for these backward primitive 7th century Mohammedan throat cutters? If it weren't for the West they wouldn't even be able to get to the oil beneath their feet; they'd be eating sand and petrified camel dung if it weren't for our technology. The Jews turn dust to agriculture while the islamists can't even provide electricity or indoor plumbing. The world has cowered in fear from these violent retrogrades. Islam is the most intolerant ideology on the globe, these freaks should not be coddled but condemned.
World of Shiite?
Carolyn, google "ad hominem."
You might learn something.
I am actually contributing…
I am the voice of common sense. The voice of the unafraid. The voice of the real America.
So none of you people have actually spoken to a Muslim?
Is what we are to learn from the outrage about my "restaurant" crack?
Just justification for hate against all for the actions of some?
Said.
I am actually contributing…
…quite well in convincing people that you're a mindless and angry little bigot with delusions of grandeur.
It is in the holy cookbook, Syrup 57:2 "And when the pancake eaters misspell the holy eating places, make sure the gratuity is added automatically."
Carolyn, google "ad hominem."
Actually, she can just read the posting she's responding to, which was made by… you.
Just draw a cartoon…
Not delusions, my friend. I am extremely grand.
And, has there ever been more of a pot calling the kettle black?
This site is renowned across the internet for being the angriest, most bigoted collection of scared white out-of-touch, Palin-supporting conservatives who don't actually realize they are incredibly bigoted on the web!
Which also makes it the funniest site on the internet!
Which has got to make that chocolate milk his momma gives him every night taste awful…wait…oh…
I did it, Bucky. And it told me all about you.
Okay, now my turn. Bucky – please learn tolerance. It will not only make you happier – it will also get your negative rating down just a wee tad from that hefty "minus 92" that you're sporting.
Not as much as you might learn from googling "non sequitur."
White? That's probably gonna be news to my parents. And Zo. And Yngblackcons. Stereotype much? You haven't been here long if this is the impression you have. Not all of us support Palin, and it seems with the name calling and lack of introspection, you're coming across as pretty angry.
And your anger makes me giggle. . .
*MissQuinn*
You first . . . "scared white out-of-touch, Palin-supporting conservatives on the web!" It's like a red meat sammich served fresh from Daily Kos.
*MissQuinn*
Post proof of Lesbianism or GTFO. :p
*MissQuinn*
The same reasons gay Christians and Catholics wouldn't…
Ooh! Ooh! Question!
If I stick my head up my rear for years on end, will I also have schizophrenic delusions of grandeur?
You mean my posting in which I was responding to the stupid, ridiculous logic of the PLAN and not the MAN?
Try taking a moment to read what you're actually writing before you press "Submit Comment."
That way, Patrick, you can save yourself embarrassment like this in the future.
Brilliant.
If only you could hear how I laugh and laugh when I read this site, you'd never ever think that… I come to this site to laugh, not get angry!
And, sorry, you're right, MissQuinn, I shouldn''t have insulted you by claiming you are ALL goofy Palin supporters. That is a very insulting accusation to throw around willy-nilly.
I sit corrected.
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