Daily Gut: He’s Back and Backier Than Ever
by Greg GutfeldWell, he’s back like Chucky, and twice as Yucky.
I speak not of my former houseboy Roderigo (we still can’t find him, alas), but Al Gore, who mysteriously disappeared as his self-propelled universe of climate change hysteria started to crumble around him.
Gore was always “the boy in the plastic bubble” – he could go anywhere and say anything he wanted about the coming apocalypse – but you couldn’t say anything back. He was protected by the shared assumptions of a like-minded media, fawning academics and that cool habit of skipping out of conferences before those awkward Q and A sessions.
But now he’s reared his hallucinatory head – in yet another bubble – the New York Times op-ed section. There he addresses the “climate-gate” mess – but being a true believer, he prefers to call it an “attack” on science, and focuses only on details he feels comfortable defending.
He sidesteps Phil Jones’ revelations of no global warming in the last fifteen years, and the fact that the famed “hockey stick” graph that Gore embraced like a bag of éclairs, is a fraud.
So what is Gore’s defense? He writes…
“But the scientific enterprise will never be completely free of mistakes.”
And therein lies the hubris. Fact is, just months ago, Gore would have told you there were no mistakes when it came to man-made global warming science. Belief was pure.
Now, after all the fabrications, cover-ups and “mistakes” have been exposed, you have the commander-in-climate…shrugging.
Of course, he still clings to catastrophe, pretending it’s based on fact. But facts are not what you’re hearing. What you’re hearing is all the air coming out of the bubble.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than a racist homophobe who eats polar bears.
And for all you fans who missed Friday, we will be replaying that show this week!
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Roderigo's whereabouts are far more intriguing than anything pertaining to the whale. Tell us more.
Is he auditioning for a role in the next Batman sequel … the fat penguin.
To Al "the Boy in the Bubble" Gore:
IT'S MOOPS!
I don't think anyone is surprised by this. He's entrenched.
I have a theory that Barack Obama will never dip below 40% popularity, for the same reason. These aren't introspective, self-aware, rational people. They have decided to believe something and they will never seriously question themselves.
Does this thumb make me look fat?
OH thank you so much for reading that and summing it up for me! Phew! Know your enemy! But do I gotta read 4 or 5 pages of their stuff in the NYTimes!?
No, it's a new villain, Manbearpig. He's out to destroy the earth by melting the polar ice caps with a bic lighter.
I love polar bear steaks, grilled with a baked potatoe on the side, yum.
He also says global warming is the cause of all the snow due to warmer oceans, while the guys over at Acuweather say the oceans have got colder, causing more snow. Scientists (of which gore is not one) cannot agree on why we are getting more snow today but they can tell us what the weather is going to be in 30 years.
p.s. Accuweather scientists are not global warming believers
Where's the beard? I thought that whenever he goes to the mountain for clarity, he comes back with a beard, Dammit! Now, how are we supposed to believe him? < extreme sarc >
thats funny, i had to look back at the picture but now i can just see him with the top hat and long cigarette holder that the guy in the tv show carried around with him.
Do you have a robo-Gore? And if so, will he fit on the screen, and is there that much lotion available in the entire world?
the world waits with bated breath for Alton P 'goober' gorE to inform us
I understand that polar bear gall bladders are poisonous. Maybe we could leave those frozen and send them over to the DNC labeled "Sushi from the North Pole."
Algore and all of his mathematical formulas, his junk science of a hoax, his lunatic fringe "AlGoreRhythms" have deginerated into nothing more than a caricature of a blustering, blubbering buffoon. Too bad the left still genuflects at the Church of Still Babblin' Al.
On a serious note, some prosecutor somewhere, needs to grow a set of nutz and convene a Grand Jury and investigate Al Gore. He is a threat to western civilization.
Al Gore had seen his shadow and was going to hibernate for the "six more weeks of winter" (looks like he put on a nice layer of blubber!), but all the ruckus over record snows woke him up early.
Manbearpig is super cereal!
Racist homophobe polar bear eating ?? Egads man, have you no shame ?
There is no finer feeling than chasing down a big white furry one on an evershrinking ice flow, making a bit of the old hurly burly with the creature, then nuzzling for awhile, slipping it some salmon soaked in aquavit, and making the beasts with two backs until the sun goes down ( dont try this during June thru Sept-exhausting).
Bears and relations with bears should never take a back seat to these silly sea shepherd bi-cruises. Environmentalim means making love to whatever is nearest to you in the environment. Love the one you're with !!
"Public officials must rise to this challenge by doing what is required; and the public must demand that they do so — or must replace them."
Al Gore is obviously missing the obvious. We replaced him. Even if you think Gore won in 2000 why did he not then run in 2004? or 2008? Obviously the Public did not demand his return.
I want a ManBearPig recount!
Isn't there a rule against having Jim Norton and Fr. Jonathan on the same set?
al is saying pry my global warming bible out of my cold dead hand, and at the rate we are going, it will be cold very soon. if he admits to the hoax, he will have a empty bank account soon after. his whole life is made up from the hoax of global warming. so he will be selling this from under ten feet of snow on miami beach, and double down on dumb until the snowmen come marching home.
on a side note, i like my polar bear burgers well done with swiss cheese, and hold the mayo, thanks
Every time I look at that picture I hear…He's a mean one-Mr. Grinch…
Is that Algore or Alec Baldwin? Wow. That Global Warming sure does it's work on a man. Best to stick with Chucky.
Related parody: Al Gore Joins New Weather Underground http://optoons.blogspot.com/2010/03/al-gore-joins...
Might want to check Al Gore's gut. There's something in there and it looks a lot bigger than a sheet pizza and a couple of foot long subs.
How about melting the ice caps with the hot air from his annoying and pretentious sighs?
Correct.
No, your fat makes you look fat.
Oh i do not want to hurt anybody, I have to keep my comments light since i am a possible terrorist by being a vet. So i maybe on a watch list. lol
Hey maybe thats one of the jobs Obama saved or created, The guy sitting at a computer reading my blog comments. He must be bored.
OFF TOPIC byt rekated –
"Prof Jones today said it was not 'standard practice' in climate science to release data and methodology for scientific findings so that other scientists could check and challenge the research."
No explanation as to why "climate" science data-sharing and method-publishing is exempted from the rules of any other science.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254660/C...
I tried, but my brain went on the busy signal after one and a half.
Skim the first pages, then skip tot he last several paragraphs. It's a trick the left MSM uses. Make a story so boring that most people give up, then sprinkle in the facts near the end.
The fat lying carbon trading pig stole Harrison Ford's cheeseburger
So as time goes by and more evidence comes out, it appears to all be nothing but a man-made fabrication with no scientific proof whatsoever supporting it.
God, why does that sound so familiar to me?
No comparison, the Grinch had the ability to grow a heart and admit he had messed up, gore plans to go down with the global warming ship screaming " there are no iceburgs"
Great, now how can I ever enjoy the 10 Commandments again?
I think his/her head is going to pop off reading our comments – they just cannot believe that we didn't buy into the fairy tale too ~ I'm on the watch list too, woo hoo
Big sis has her eye on you middle aged white radical anarchists … wait that includes me.
Well, there have been enough James Cameron, Avatar threads here at Big Hollywood lately. Finally, the original Avatar surfaces. The conceptual idea, behind James Camerons brainchild. He'd a thunk it, that it was the same man who invented the internet, who was the original Avatar?
http://www.bobbyshred.com/images/LRonGore.jpg
Further, there is rumor that L. Ron Gore has been nominated to replace the Arch Bishop of Canterbury……….
no thats his " I just made another million off global warming" face and thumb.
well since i live in georgia you have to change it to middle aged white supremist radical anarchist. lol
dont forget all us southerners hate blacks or at least thats what tv tells us
The left will never give up on this. Trust me, I know them. To admit it was a wrong/lie/hoax would require a violation of the only commandment the left adheres to: All modern liberals are always right about everything every single time.
Instead I expect the number of reports mentioning global warming will start to level off, and then decrease, and keep so, until one day, with out even realizing it, no one on the left will mention it again. Just like they never mention the last global cooling hoax.
And then in another generation, they will be back with global cooling again, and we'll go through this mess all over again.
That plastic bubble you mentioned has become the world's biggest and ugliest pinata. C'mon, step up and give it a whack! Just don't stand directly underneath, whatever you do.
He did not run in 2004 or 2008 because he was making money hand over fist doing the global warming is going to kill us scare tour of the world. Would you want to be president or make 100 million dollars?
Living below the Mason-Dixon line here too. Uh oh, gotta run, the missus is hollerin' that the possum is done … where did I leave my teeth.
I knew this thing was a hoax from the very beginning. The tell tale clue "The time for debate is over, the science is settled."
No scientists ever speaks like that, because by its very nature, science is never settled. All it is is best guess based upon the evidence currently available.
I studied electrical engineering in college. And I learned a most interesting fact. Electricity flow is described in two ways, electron (or conventional flow) and hole flow.
Ever since scientists started playing with electricity in the 1700's, it was always assumed that electricity was caused by the movement of (at that time) theoretical electrons. All the equations were all based on that premise. Every one just knew it to be correct.
Then when thanks to the likes of Einstein and other atomic theorists, it was discovered that it wasn't the flow of electrons that cause electricity: it was the creation of a "hole" in one atom, when the atom next to it steals one if its orbiting electrons. That hole attracts an electron from the atom on the other side, which causes a new hole, which is filled by grabbing an electron from the next atom.
It is the atomic pull of an atom missing an electron that causes electricity, not the movement of the electron itself.
In other words, they have everything more or less right, just backwards. So we use the same equations, just change the minus to pluses and the pluses to minus' and all the equations still work.
My point is, for hundreds of years scientists and engineers thought they knew everything, but in fact had it all backwards.
Which is not the only reason science is never settled, but a wonderful example of what happens when scientists do get things amazingly wrong.
well tell your wife/sister/first cousin hey from all of us
I'd sure like to see Soros and Algore sharing a cell somewhere together. The indecision I have
is should it be padded or not. Also, Big Bubba has asked if he could make it a threesome. Tsk, tsk,
another decision.
I can't recommend highly enpugh this broadside into the stern galleries of the CRU by Britain's august Institute of Physics:
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200910...
And this eloqurnt essay discussing it:
http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/
This is enormous- it's like Operation Valkyrie: science's regular Army turning explosively on the evil and incompetent fanatics who have led them to the edge of disaster.
i think gllobal over-population will be the next big ticket item. Kinda think they are building up to it as an offshoot of global warming.
Damn its cold, would that guy offering to sell me that pretty white polar bear top coat
please contact me again.Thank you.
Key Lies:
It is true that the climate panel published a 1.flawed overestimate of the melting rate of debris-covered glaciers in the Himalayas, and used information about the Netherlands provided to it by the government, which was 2.later found to be partly inaccurate. In addition, e-mail messages 3.stolen from the University of East Anglia in Britain showed that scientists 4.besieged by an onslaught of hostile, make-work demands from climate skeptics 5. may not have adequately followed the requirements of the British freedom of information law.
1 . the IPCC report – was not based on hard science. It was based on a 1999 interview with little-known Indian glaciologist Syed Hasnain who told New Scientist that all the glaciers in the central and eastern Himalayas could disappear by 2035. Now Hasnain has admitted his predictions were nothing more than speculation and were not supported by any formal scientific research.
2. The 2007 report included the sentence: "The Netherlands is an example of a country highly susceptible to both sea level rise and river flooding because 55 percent of its territory is below sea level." Just 26 percent of the country is below sea level
3. Allegedly stolen. An internal whistleblower may have released these emails.
4. Asked to provide the data upon which their psuedo-science was rigged from, as per the requirements of British law.
5. Destroyed the incomplete data from which their psuedo-science was rigged
You could almost say global warming is an off shoot of zero population growth movement of the 1970's.
You can see echos of it like that dork from Canada who thought it would be great if the west adopted China's one child policy. By raising taxes to astronomical proportions, it would force families to have fewer children, if for no other reason, they simply couldn't afford it.
But at it's base, its either the same people, or groups who have decided their mutual eco agendas compliment each other.
I remember at a Grateful Dead concert decades ago, Bob Weir asked the crowd in the front to move back to give every one more room. One them joked that this is what the planet will look like in 30 years from over population.
As much as I enjoyed their performances and concerts, they were absolutely dead wrong. I've heard you could comfortable fit all the humans in the world in Texas if you did it right, i.e. high rises and such.
notice it is no longer called global warming, but climate change. so they can still talk about man made climate change, when those of us with a peanut size brain remember them yelling global warming.
I wonder where he keeps that thumb on a really cold day.
Of course. They were tired of people laughing at their global warming events being canceled because of too much snow.
The left thrives on mutating the English language. What they're really doing is attempting to change the premise of the debate, by changing their terminology on the fly. "Did I say global warming, no, don't be ridiculous, it climate change."
It's also why the GOP was a culture of corruption, but Charlie Rangel is okay, because his lying on corp. sponsored travel restrictions really isn't a big deal.
Corruption means one thing when describing non-modern liberals, and something else entirely when describing modern liberals.
They just change the definition secure in the knowledge that all other modern liberals will simply go along. One of the things that drove me nuts when I was on the left. At times they do resemble Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
This is getting tiring. Somebody needs to off this POS.
He disappeared a month ago with 1.75 liters of tequila, an extra large jar of mayonaise and the Gutfeld family collection of vintage sex toys. With that level of supplies, there's no telling when he'll resurface.
More and bigger storms, bigger and deeper droughts. More extremes. Record-breaking snow in the Northeast IS a sign of global warming. Typically, in February, it's too cold for deep snow, because the temps are too low. But almost every day in February, this year, it snowed where I live, on the Great Lakes. It snowed, not because it was colder, but BECAUSE IT WAS WARM ENOUGH. If it was colder, which would be normal – it wouldn't snow at all.
But I don't expect anyone to notice this comment. You're all too busy bashing science and skinning polar bears and Al Gore.
one of my top memories of GWB is when in the presidential debates (maybe the first one?) Gore is encoroaching on the perseonal space rule and Bush looks over gives Gore the " 'Sup?" head nod and keeps going with his point.
Makes me laugh to this day.
of course so does the Howard Dean "A little less conversation" scream.
Seriously listen at about 1:22 of Elvis' version, it is the exact same scream
careful or the trolls wil start calling you Dan Quayle for your potato reference.
Wow, this guy's going to be a ba-zillionaire.. Look at his newest start-up–
New Carbon Credit Firm Achieves Offets By Smothering Non-Rich Americans
http://bit.ly/a58bZA
"AlGoreRhythms" a new green work out video
His Nobel Prize is in the lock box so no one will take it back from him. Meantime, he still jets around in his giant carbon footprint making jet.
Somebody is going to sue him for fraud — just wait and see. That's why he is still hugging his AGW theory, it'll be his first line of defense in crunch time — that he was also duped.
Since it's been proven a fraud, how come all the greenies are not ecstatic?
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Yep. Everyone can do it.
Dance to the music, led by Jane Fonda in her leotard………
i thought that 'tard was offensive?
Leotard, now I can't get DiCaprio out of my head
thanks
well i did mispell potato also, lol
Evening all. I wish there were someone out there that has lost money due to this man-made global warming myth started and perpetuated by Gore et al. It would be so much fun to have them sue Gore in order to get him into a civil court discovery room. I suspect that it would be such a blood letting that ManBearPig would be stuffed and mounted in record time. I'd also be really interested just how much money Gore has made (both personally and through the foundation he controls) via carbon credit scheme's he's created and promoted. Maybe it's coming, I sure hope so.
Who…?
Roderigo? Or Algore?
well you maybe right, i do believe they are working together to get more power for thier solutions which end up with them in power doing what they want and us being good little serfs working the farms to feed them
EEEEUUUUUWWWWW!
Think of it as a tree, with branches shooting out in all directions, zero population is one branch, no nukes is another, gun banning, pro-abortion, welfare state, anti-smokers, anti-fast food, toy cars, no drilling, no fur, no what ever else they say the government has to outlaw.
The trunk of that ideology is statism, the belief that life can be ordered, all risks averted, everything perfect, if only the right people were in charge. At times they sound almost like they think it would be a piece of cake, as if the president has a magic wand, and damn it, for eight years Bush refused to wield it.
The democratic party is where they all meet together, and that's where the parasitic socialists, communists, progressives, modern liberals, race hustlers, feminists, etc. feed on them. That's where the action is. It's where the party big wigs meet. And that's what attracts the entertainment industry, the cahnce to rub elbows with the head honchos, the supposedly legendary, and the so-called American Royalty like the Kennedys, the Gores, etc. (And by the way, the Clintons are working their tails off to get included in that list.)
Know your enemy – Sun Tzu
But in our area in the Northeast we got both very low temperatures AND big loads of snow!
It must be MANBEARPIG!!!!!
I hear lotion was involved. I'm only sayin'….
Well, Obummer is trying to prove you wrong – last I saw he was at 44% and weaking…
…if they try to bum rush the Obamacare bill through Congress he just might crash into the 30's (God willing). ; )
His cholesterol will get him….
…or ManbearPig.
Please people. it's not "Al Gore", it's "carbon billionaire Al Gore". We must drive this point home at every turn.
OH NOOOOOO!! NOT THAT!! Think of it – months of MSM sobbing and crying over endless testimonies to Saint Al the Martyr, Congress using his martyrdom to try to ram through cap and trade, a HUGE monument to him at Arlington National Cemetery….. BLECH!!!!
Let's just make him look ridiculous. That's much more fun, and he does 99% of the work for that, anyway.
Dude – that's wrong…
I've wanted someone to ask Goreboy a simple physics question for ages. Just pick anything out of freshman physics and he -will- fail to answer properly. (Even basic algebra or calculus he'd fail.) Alas, nobody has done it yet….
EdSki, your tree analogy is very sound.
I will,however, have to say that I approve of the rules about smoking. I believe that one person's rights stop where they intrude on the rights of another. A smoker can still smoke in many places, but a non-smoker can only hold their breath for so long. They shouldn't have to choose between working or going to school and getting sick. I get an allergy shot in each arm about every 10 days. On a 0-4 scale, I am 4+ to tobacco.
Dear Lord, deliver us from that! Half the people from California and parts north, are enough!
I have a caption for the picture:
"L. Ron Hubbard was right…….if you want to get rich, start a religion."
Hello there, Cowboy Logic!
Mr. Gore-you-in-the-wallet as the original Avatar…
I like it!
That's Algore Baldwin, me thinks!!
L Ron Gore interesting?
Actually, I expect polar bears would be quite tasty, if a little too marbled for my palate.
Isn't it interesting how we conservatives are always "attacking" Progressive whenever they are attempting to make unalterable 180-degree changes in how we live OUR lives?
Truthfully, I don't know if he is the original Avatar, or just a supporting cast member in "Blue Man Group", but in either case, he is a blue turd that needs flushed muy pronto!
I don't believe most people would have a problem with your position, I certainly wouldn't. But the number of places people can smoke is rapidly dwindling.
These type of people never stop. They push for incremental change, and they push and they push and they push. They never stop, and never will. Maybe I'm noticing it because NY is much more liberal than Texas, so the restrictions are even further along. Up here they're no pushing that you can't smoke in an apartment. And others are pushing that you can't smoke if your house is less than X number of feet from your neighbor. And if you can believe it, third hand smoke. Now people who are around smokers are libel for people they meet after wards.
I don't remember who said it, but it goes something like this, I'd rather live under a tyrant than the nanny staters, at least a tyrant occasionally goes on vacation or has other issues to tend to. The nanny staters never rest.
Hey!!!
Maybe Polar Bear tastes good, properly smoked with a good bbq mop sauce…
I'm willing to try it.
I am not sure if any of the 3rd person smoke or apartment smoking rules have hit Texas. However, if they have, they will have hit Austin first! That is libbie central of Texas.
I do feel sorry for children who are forced to breathe all that smoke, to the point that their health is affected. The babies of smoking women tend to have lower birth weights, too. Sadly, many children of smokers begin to smoke at an early age themselves. Maybe from withdrawal, perhaps, much as the cocaine-addicted babies of users?
Anyway, I do know that the progressive/liberal/dems get hold of an issue and just keep shaking it and tearing at it until it has been deformed from its original state.
A little government here and there is not a bad thing. It's just that a progressive/liberal/dem doesn't ever want to settle for "a little," when they can try to be the "whole enchilada."
Say, that made me hungry. Goin' to go see what I rustle up to eat.
If you lose those dentures, just go back down to the coroners office and get a replacement set. That's the way we have to do it now in this once great country.
From Sarah Palins face book.
"Polar Bear Stew
Ingredients:
4 pounds (1.8 kg) polar bear meat
Water to cover
3 tablespoons (45ml)salt
1 1/2 cups (360 ml) dried potato
1 cup (340 ml) celery flakes
1 tablespoon (15ml) dry union
2 cups (480 ml) dehydrated carrots
1/2 cup (120ml) melted butter
1 3/4 cups (420 ml) flour
1 teaspoon (5ml) garlic powder or garlic salt
3/4 teaspoon (3ml) pepper
Cut meat into bite-sized pieces and boil in salted water for 1 1/2 hours or more. Then add dry vegetables; mix melted butter with flour, blend in seasonings and add to meat. Cook 15 minutes longer. The stew is ready. Makes eight to ten servings"
jk
Let's humor Al Gore for a second and pretend Global Warming is real.
Okay, so some guys invented these cool stoves called "rocket stoves" that eliminate smoke. They can be made in China for like 10 bucks. People here in the US make them and post how to on YouTube. These stoves eliminate all cooking smoke – all cooking smoke. No more smoke from cooking which is a huge problem in the third world.
What if the solution to global warming is just as simple? Why do we need big government mandated programs to stop it? We just need to find a simple way. Oh, that's right, because Gore and his fat head ilk will milk BILLIONS from the programs.
Also, friggin China wants global warming to exist, so they can have clear Arctic passages for shipping and oil exploration. Say we reduce our gasses until we are living like the third world. China will still emit global warming gasses as much as they want because nobody can tell them not to. Why should we sacrifice our lives for this even if it is real (which it's not anyway)?.
Al Gore just need to go to fat camp and common sense camp.
UGH. What a horrible man and to think I actually almost voted for the maroon.
Didn't some Congresswoman from NY state use that sob story about one of her constituents last week?
How could you misspell potatoe? oh wait…..
Well, it's good to know when Professor Irwin Corey, the world's utmost authority, will have a replacement when he dies. Algore already has his schtick down.
Hey tipper come on. Ice cold bear, makes one thirsty and hungry at once.
Here is your problem Gillian:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_02121...
For the last ten years, Democrats have been on record claiming that the lack of snow was evidence of global warming. After a decade of making this claim, when you then try to claim that increased snowfall is also an indicator of global warming, you just look foolish. I would ad that Al Gore himself, once while in Miami in August, claimed that anyone who didn't believe in Global warming should go outside because it was hot out.
Record breaking snow IS NOT a sign of global warming. People who are telling you that are depending upon your lack of knowledge to trick you. Be brave, the sky is not falling in.
Excelsior!
check out 35 inconvient truths about the lies in Al Gore's movie/propaganda 'thriller' that has been presented to our children as ultimate truth—insert gag here.
Loved the manbearpig ep!
those darn kids may be rude, crude, and down right disgusting-but often enjoy the targets of their 'comic' arrows:)
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