‘RedEye Robot Theatre’: Rosie & Janeane
by Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld and the “Red Eye” gang struck back at comediennes Janeane Garofalo and Rosie O’Donnell Wednesday for their attack on Fox News hosts last week.
As NewsBusters reported, the pair were on O’Donnell’s radio show last Tuesday bashing Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Greta Van Sustern, and Brit Hume just to name a few.
With this in mind, Gutfeld and Company decided to use Robot Theater to demonstrate what Garofalo and O’Donnell must have discussed that evening after the interview.
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Rosie and Janeane were in the running to be the next Happy Cow from California, but neither of them were happy enough.
Janeane id the happy to Rosie's ending!
Those are some great lesbian stereotypes there! At least you know your (hate filled) audience.
I love Rosie and Janeane.
I can't wait until we enact Sharia law and they have to wear burquas. We can beat them about the face and head for talking out of turn………
noboy hates quite like they do, pal…
You do realize these two "women" are more (hate filled) than any poster on this or any other internet forum right?
Actually I think under Sharia law, Rosie would lose her life because she is a lesbian. A fact I think she doesn't understand.
I'd love to see Rosie in that bee keeper outfit.
Skipping arm in arm with Janeane down the boulevard…..
Spoken like an idiot. I suppose you think Rosie and Garofalo are the sweetest, kindest people in the world…..
Or onto a plane with one way tickets….
I don't know. I think those robot voices were too high pitched to be convincing. Garofalo and O'Donnell's voices are much more masculine than that.
True, you can almost hear the hairy pits when they speak….
I heard the original interview. I like the fact that they are hate filled for having opinions about pundits (we are not talking about "reporters" but pundits) and their political, but blanket slurs and gay accusations…well, just another day at Redeye and Big Hollywood.
Can't see Rosie skipping. Somehow, Godzilla ripping thru' Tokyo comes to mind, in a Big ass bee keeper outfit.
I guess if she were in China, she wouldn't be so fat. Any other dumb non sequiturs we would like to add?
Now there's an image I didn't need!
Uh, wow!
Again, spoken like an idiot. They are hate filled towards anybody that doesn't fit their dim little view. They do their share of slur-throwing but I guess that works for a moron like you.
That wasn't a non-sequitur, stupid, it's a fact of sharia law….or don't gay arabs count in your world?
Humble apologies…..
Ewww…Janeane and Rosie! As our new safe school Czar has taught us, I wonder if they got into a little fisting action, after the show? Perfectly normal, and healthy activity, in the 57th state!
They forgot the best part. The lotion.
That's okay. I'm just glad my name isn't "Joe Mama".
Am I being too harsh??
And yet here you are in the BigHollywood audience…strange…
You are a Useful Idiot for the Lying Left….
It's not that they have opinions, it's the way they express their opinions. In this case Janene went on a hate-filled rant and Rosie did nothing to stop her.
Oh and what's a "gay accusation". Leave to it a leftie to equate being gay with an insult.
When Lefties do it, it's satire, when conservatives do it, it's hate. Yeah we get it.
They don't need lotion baby!
Stupid is as stupid does I guess….
If she were in China, odds are she would have been aborted under the "One Child" policy…
…girls are considered much less valuable than a boy who can grow to support his parents…
…another abomination of the Lying Left, Joe.
ROFL
Yoe Mama is soooo fat, she's Rosie. Aww!! I made an insensitive joke at your expense. More later.
Oh, massive "big brain liberal knowledge" from Mama…
Off topic alert: Great Ozzy Osbourne segment last night Greg! Ozzy's a hoot – and a very interesting guy – what a life – he's a real blue collar success story.
I'm a big Black Sabbath/Ozzy fan since the early/mid 70's…
Waaa! They're calling me a teabagger. Waaa!
Waaa! I'm a right tool. Waaa!
Waaa! I'm a fat, old, profusely sweaty raging alchoholic with anger issues and the editor of shitty website that won't allow any criticism from readers. Waaa!
The point is, you're hypocrites. The teabagger jokes aren't fine and the most of the site is spent crying about the fact. After all, to the person below, teabagger has been so insulting because it is a gay accusation. But this…is comedy? I know sanity isn't a strong suit of the right, but try to keep together.
Actually, (without resorting to name calling), as I said before I heard the radio entire show and heard the comments in context. Not that it matters, but of course, the poster above is so out of it, the show no becomes the Rosie/Janeane show.
The show, which is Rosie's, isn't just about whatever you're attempting to type but focuses on a lot of things. it's on Sirius, in case anyone cared because you have to actually PAY to hear any opinions left of Glenn Beck on the radio! But Big Hollywood is only interested in crying about not having enough power over movies and TV that they ignore what they dominate (and not in the ratings, but because of wealthy radio station owners).
And did they, on the Rosie O' Donnell radio show, mention Sharia Law? THAT"S WHY IT"S FUCKING NON- SEQUITUR. Was that a topic of any fucking reason? Everyone of you deserves this site and the mutual admiration society that is comments sections.
Again, wow! Totally missing the point, but what else is new!
No wonder the right wing in America is such a creative force in the movies that they don't need a website in order to piss and moan about how they are under represented because of tehir lack of talent….wait a second…
Still here, Joe ? Must be the witty articles and commenters that keep you fascinated.
You mentioned China, jackass, to try and mock Americans as fat, while the lovely Communist paradise of China has "skinny people" – yeah, I got the point – and slammed your stupid comment for the Lying Socialist Propaganda it was…
Still here, Joe ?
You deserve those hate-filled skanks you so adore, now beat it moron.
I HAVE Sirius/XM you friggin' jerkoff. I fact I've had Sirius for YEARS, long before theu swallowed XM.
SO, I have access to Sirius/XM at my computers as well as my car. A few hours of Eddie Trunk is worth MORE than a lifetime of a fat, stupid lesbo b!tch.
As usual YOU, a liberal makes assumptions about things they HAVE NO knowledge of, typical myopic troll. I pay for the right to ignore Rosie and her fat lesbian ass, just as I pay for the right to ingnore you, you ignorant dumbass.
Conservatives DOMINATE fre air radio – look it up. Air America – FREE LIBERAL TROLL Radio FAILED!
Try t y p i n g out a response to that.
Says the "Douchebagger". Get screwed and enjoy the slaughter of the Demon-cratSS in Nov.
The Lezbo meets the hybrid Giraffe-alo. How exciting. I bet between the two of them they almost have an IQ.
How did Rosie's husband ever allow this? Or is Rosie the husband? I forget. But the hybrid Giraffe-alo fits all sizes.
I just wish I were smarter so I could understand all this stuff. We stupid people only listen to FoxNews and do exactly what they tell us to do.
Of course, these humanoids must be straight-up racists, because there were no people of colour involved. Call the PC police. These two do not look like America at all. And they certainly don't smell like America.
Minimally paid HuffTroll…$7.00 an hour and a joint – for fuel.
The "context" was just as bigoted and hatefull as the excerpts. Do you live in some kind of government sponsored alternative universe? They SAID what they said – the context was a liberal orgy of lies and hate.
You think you can snowjob us with "Well I actually listened to the show, blah, blah" ? Do you really think you're the ONLY person with access to Sirius?
You must love Okenyan and his arrogance – it seems to be spreading to his trolls – and that's what is going to finish him after ONE DISASTEROUS term.
"…isn't just about whatever you're attempting to type" – Tu` Mama … what? Can't you read?
Has J.C. failed you that miserably?
Where in that post did I saw that you didn't have it or that I was somehow great for having it? Paranoid much? I just made the point that I heard this episode (don't listen all the time but happened to hear this one) and that you have to PAY FOR RADIO TO HEAR LIBERAL VOICES. When I talk about Stephanie Miller, a friend that no longer lives in Michigan had no idea who she was and couldn't hear her (or any liberal radio) because he was in Florida, which is just as deep into the South as any of those other former slave states, I suppose! Thanks for not disputing that and actually proving my point.
And since we are resorting to name calling, you're a retard. Hey, clam down. I checked with Sarah and it's considered satire.
Well, the last post I made about these two and their snuggies got admin-deleted. I'll take a chance and say…..
While we would benefit from not seeing or hearing them under Sharia, goats and pigs will protest and sue over these two being elevated to their stature.
Try to limit your response to one post, asshole. Just like you limit your intelligence.
Grad school must love you…rolls eyes.
As long as you now understand what a non sequitur is, I'll be happy.
Get screwed f ag h ag. How's Mickey D's working out for you? LOL!
Stupid much? You intimate that people here have ZERO idea what is going on a Sirius. Reread your own post you mantool chinrest.
Some of us have a clue, you don't have to like it, just deal with it.
Hell yeah ditto!
But no Sabbath without Ozzy… Dio ruined them for me.
GG, that's the funniest one yet!
But between the hummus, locker rooms, Rosie-beast and Gaggerflow….. I need to re-brush my teeth, re-shave, re-shower and arrange for some intensive aromatherapy.
No, they have to deal with a major university NOT being a liberal echo chamber with a lead sled dog pulling the rest of the kiddies around and everyone agreeing with each other and spouting liberal garbage.
I'm there, you're not – you're where ever minimum wage gets you – so deal with it. Trying to denegrating my intelligence is only succeeding in exposing yours – or exposing your lack there of.
So, blow it out your ass c0cksucker. "Roll" that b!tch.
Who put your stupid liberal troll ass in charge? Obama? Get screwed Tu` Mama.
No, "Dr.", so you're delusional you entirely missed the point. Believe me, I'm not one of those people that blames America for being fat. I'm fat, trying to do something about it (already lost a lot of weight) and blame nobody but myself for getting like this.
I honestly put that comment there as ANOTHER NON SEQUITUR, but you people are so insanely paranoid (thus the reason for this site's existence), that you read into it with any entirely different assumption.Congratulations! You're mentally ill. Now try to get some help.
"it's on Sirius, in case anyone cared because you have to actually PAY to hear any opinions left of Glenn Beck on the radio…"
How do you spin your own remarks to deny that you're implying that the "unwashed" masses wouldn't PAY to get multiply perspectives – huh?
Reread your garbage and stop lying about the nuance.
Hey, Joe Jackass, I'm still waiting for a reply to my slamming your stupidity – why should 'Jamesb' get all the fun and glory…
…and continue to visit BigWorld – we enjoy sissy-slapping trolls day after day, night after night….
As long as you now understand that being a lying leftist troll is a low form of life, but, like monkeys you provide BigWorld with much laughter…
…we are happy you are such an amusing troll….
He's a weak coward. He's saying (or implying) that "we" don't get it and wouldn't or couldn't POSSIBLE have – gasp – "pay radio".
That underscores the hubris and arrogance of these liberal trolls.
They're losing badly nationwide and it hurts. They saw "Liberal Utopia" just over the horizon, started moving OUR country toward it, Euro-style Nanny Statism – and they FAILED.
So this clown douchebagger pulls up my Avatar and makes it personal. Which makes it fun for me to respond to and for me to "get savage" – something I enjoy – when neccessary.
Here's where he get's small and crappy "isn't just about whatever you're attempting to type…"
Sssh…calm down chubby, we're all just having a laugh at your expense….
…thanks again for showing up here in BigWorld….
P.S. Drink lots of water – it reduces the appetite.
You know so much about me, it's shocking! Joint rolling, minimum wage, my education…You know me so well. I'm not delusional enough to think you're looking at me or something….after all, I read this crap but don't accept it or anything.
I know if anyone from your university saw your debating skills, I can't imagine you would last long as this major university….which I'm sure rhymes with Dorida Nate.
"Satire"? Is that what you liberal punks call insults and vitriol? Is that the fat lesbo and Gurrrrrrawfullo were doing? Hmmm?
You disingenuous liar. "Former slave states"? You can listen to liberal drivel in the failing state of Michigan – the home of the nation's highest unemployment but not the South?
Just don't grasp the whole "free market" concept, huh? stupid prick.
So it's fine with you if they smear hate all over conservatives, conservative women, tea party attendees, and all other people you don't agree with? They are both angry, bitter and so hate filled it just oozes out of them, but making fun of them is off limits??
Sorry, "doctor". Unlike you, I have a life I need to get back to. I think I've had enough fun exposing several mental cases here. I almost wish there was Big Hollywood convention. I would call the nearest mental facility in the area and tell them to bring the big bus!
Shit. Should have called last weekend during CPAC!
Back at ya, clown – you chime in here with a bunch of assumptions – get called on it – it FLUSTERS you and you resort to flailing, losing tripe and think it's persuasive.
It's not, you've lost sight of the issue – Rosie and Janeane rhetorically scratching each others backs, they're both morons and you're whining because liberal radio is a failing business model – the country REJECTS liberal politics and we were fooled by an ultra leftist masquerading as a moderate.
Lying Leftist weasel words that mean….
…" Damn, I gotta get out of here – I'm looking like a total fool and hurting the Leftist cause – Soros and Huffington will be very upset with me. "
Buh bye,' BIGGEST LOSER '.
Typical liberal, you started the insults – then when you get 'em rammed back at you – you whine like a little girl when someone calls you out. YOU started the insults – YOU questioned my academic credentials, not on merit, but because you "just don't agree".
Here's the news "mantool chinrest", you go after me personally and I'll fire back – with gusto – I'm done with classes for the day – I have all day to fire back – bring it on punk.
Waaa! He saw that I went to Grad school and it got personal, Waaa!
Sorry my mouse landed on your name and I noticed that piece of information (whether it is true or not, I have no idea). I never said or implied that the people on this site cannot pay for radio. Pay was emphasized because it is what one must due in order to be guaranteed to hear liberal views whenever one would like to. Sadly, the liberal station even in a place like the Detroit area…I'm sure that won't be a focus of rage among anyone….doesn't come in clearly by around 7PM. But of course, to the paranoid masses here, liberals control all the media!
If I wanted weight loss advice, even Roise would have more insight than this place.
If wanted advice on become a loud drunk, I would consider coming here.
As long as you understand that whatever mental illness you have should be looked at, you'll make the world a better place (because people will be safer if you get the proper meds and don't go on a rampage).
At one time Rosie and Janeane were very funny, now they seem to be morphing into just plain bitter hags. Seems to me that neither one finds any joy in life. I could not go thru life that bitter. Its to short. Something happened to both these people and what ever the issue is its not getting better.
So why DO you come here, lying leftist troll?
Paid to, or desperately lonely….or BOTH ?
You miserable libs have absolutely NO sense of humor.
Enjoy your life of victimhood and despair.
Sssh, easy chubby…. someone who condemns BigHollywood readers as hate-filled, then proceeds to go on hate-filled rants themself is likely psychotic…
…fat and psychotic – not a pretty picture, Joe, not pretty at all.
What's sad is that you WANT to listen to these bitter hags…. bitter hags from the KooK left fringe, mind you. That's no different than the KooKs who WANT to listen to Louis FartaCon or Jessie Jackass. Misery does love company. Victimhood reinforces victimhood. You're never going to lose that weight with the cycle you're in.
Whaaaa, you seized on a piece of infomation (which is true, and not dependent on your validation) and attempted to use it as a weapon – regardless of wether it's even relevant, here's a clue -It's not. You were attempting (lamely) to insult me, prompting me – with much glee, to attack back. So who's the whiner here you puss.
As for the open cesspool that is Detroit, I'm shocked there are radio stations in the daylight much less at night. That mismanaged joke of a state has been held hostage by unions and lazy blighters for decades. Anybody with real job skills and a bus ticket left YEARS ago.
Don't forget the lifetime supply of lotion.
but just one box of tissue – after that – it's "goberment assistance".
University of Texas at El Paso – largest Hispanic attended university in the country,
Now, are you going to be a typical liberal racist, do you have a "dumb Mes-can" comment?
It's nice that the facade of liberal inclusion is being stripped from the hypocrites in the quickly failing Demon-KKKrat party.
Ask Harry "Plantation" Reid or Bill "get me coffee Obama" Clinton. Exposed – do you have an excuse or explanation fot those old racists?
Of course! Government's more than willing to help create a mess, but they certainly won't do anything to clean it up.
Come on, Joe. You've been calling names for years, I'm sure. How many "monikers" do you have for the 43rd President of The United States(George W. Bush, no need to look it up)?
certainly enough to make a red blooded man at least fool with the idea of monastic life…
The bull and the wannabe bull. Such a cooperative venture, it seems almost too perfect. Like Dr Evil and mini-me, but without subsequent appendages.
We think.
You could have tapes of them together and show them to prisoners at Gitmo. They will be suitably horrified.
And will beg for waterboarding…
Ok, pal! And who is noboy?
Me too. My first album was Black Sabbath. Wore it out and had to buy a 2nd one.
I. Am, Iron maaaaaan!
War Pigs too! great stuff!
Good job on Joe Mama Moonbat, jamesb! I was laughing so hard I almost blew an eye out of its socket.
could be you…
Nah. "Joe Mama" is asking for it.
Go Cowboy! I was thinking the same thing — how would they get along with Sharia law since they like them so much, and they have the added attraction of being gay.
So Moron,you missed the Rosie/Janeane radio show, huh drone? Wall to wall SPITTING SPUTTERING HATE –
Liberal Lesbonian style (without the "implements" – I think, it was radio and there was no loud breathing)
Rosie has a big addiction problem actually, which doesn't help her ADD and anger management. Why is she so hateful Joe?
Why so socialist Joe? Suddenly off subject, but that's non-sequiters for you.
Those robots are way to attractive to play Rosie and Janeane, but they are very good actresses. Are there robot Oscars?
No explanation fots from me.
I will say if the above retort is a defense of University of Texas….wow! That's all I'll say. I feel better. Not about the graduates of University of Texas, but just better.
So this clown douchebagger pulls up my Avatar and makes it personal. Which makes it fun for me to respond to and for me to "get savage" – something I enjoy – when neccessary.
Well, just don't blow up Earth, even if it does obstruct your view of Venus. I keep all my stuff on Earth!
This entire site is built up on "victimhood", but hypocrisy is like oxygen here!
I figured some of these comments were open to debate since I assumed the people here intelligent, open minded and not a bunch of zombies….I know! What was I thinking? I'll go.
If someone gets personal – I get personal back. That's it. No biggie.
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