Daily Gut: Benevolent Racism
by Greg GutfeldSo every other year or so a documentary bubbles up, focusing on racist groups around the world – usually skinhead types in derby jackets, Doc Martens and tight, rolled-up jeans. Essentially they look like roadies for Erasure. That’s because when it comes to neo-Nazi villains, they only come in one flavor: vanilla. Without question, Jew haters are always white, pathetic, despicable losers with tiny penises.
However most – if not all – of them – are powerless. They don’t run governments. They’re lucky if they run laundromats.
But in Iran, you’ve got a full-blown neo-Nazi running the government. You’ve got a modern day Hitler boasting about nuclear capability. He shares so much in common with Adolf it’s eerie – his envy-driven hatred, horrible hair and an irrational love for animals. All that’s missing is the funny mustache.
But the bottom line: he’s not white, and you can’t be a neo-Nazis without it. It’s an insidious form of racism: if Ahmadinejad were from Indiana instead of Iran, my gut tells me Obama would have no problem speaking truth to power. Instead, we we hope for change. Or change for hope. I don’t think it matters how you phrase it anymore. The point is, a madman has a bomb, which is slightly more frightening than a wornout pair of Doc Martens.
And if you disagree with me, you’re probably a racist homophobe who kills caterpillars.
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Good God, Almighty! There's the real Wolfman and they didn't even have to apply any make-up.
Isn't he sweet!
He looks like Kermit the Frog.
I have never understood the idea of pandering to this brand of evil. All of the economic sanctions in the world will not stem the tide of their nuclear ambitions.One thing will, and that is a show of force that has yet been seen. One strike, so powerful, it brings the Iranian "government" to the bargaining table on it's knees, begging for forgiveness. That is what this lunatic understands, power through action. Not pretty words and lame speeches about getting along in the world. Achmadenijad does not care about that, only bringing the 12th Mahdi back for the Islamic Armageddon. I say we send him to his god, and be done with it.
This <expletive deleted*> is no where even close to Hitler's league. He can't even make the trains run on time. How many months since the election, and he can't even stop the opposition protests? Believe me, nazis knew how to handle protesters.
Whether or not the munchkin would use the bomb doesn't bother me, the fact that the crud that's pulling his strings – the revolutionary guard – would, bothers me.
* Read Victoria Jackson's post earlier, and trying to be polite.
You sir, are worse than Hitler! How dare you claim that Achmadinnerjacket is a fascist or a racists!? How dare you!? Don't you know that only white people can be racist!? Don't you know that all the world's evil begins and ends with the European immigrants to America!? Don't you know, that Hitler was born in Kokomo, Indiana, and so were all the German Nazi!? It's back to the re education camps for you sir!
But he's a happy homophobic, homicidal, antisemetic, megalomaniac, perseverating, little mensch.
The smile of a Philistine and the heart and mentality of one too. Sooner or later we're going have to deal with this bum and those behind him. This crew is not up to the task. God help us.
And the neo-nazi, marxist wanna-be now residing in our White House can pat himself on the (spineless) back for helping to make possible Iran's nuclear capability.
Pretty good lineup. I think Keagan is a liberal, but I can look over them . . . er, overlook it. Dobson's a sweetheart. You need to have Andrea Tantaros back soon, though, so we can have a conservative woman on again.
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I didn't know it was legal in Iran to take pictures of someone pinching off a loaf*.
Or is this a picture of the loaf?
*Victoria Jackson credit
Actually I did not know that. I've had a lot of people try to convince that's the truth, but I ain't buying it.
Also tends to really pi$$ them off when I point out where they are incorrect.
I do enjoy that part of it.
Yeah, but you have to admire the guy, he's got a dream, and he's giving it all his heart.
The male lead in a breakthrough nude Broadway musical, the Wizard of Oz: from the munchkins point of view.
Let not your heart be troubled. I'm convinced the vast majority of Iran is not behind the munchkin either.
How ever they aren't the ones with the guns, thank you second amendment.
I agree and I feel bad for the good people of Iran being under the thumb of this mutt. It's the Israeli factor that troubles me. They might go down but they're not going alone and who could blame them. This Obama Administration is good for *%$#!@ $&!#. I read Victoria Jackson's article too. Second Amendment Your Damn Right.
I do not know.
I examined the photo.
I though it looked more like an Amishman, in the throes of "loping the mule"………..
That must be why he wants Israelly hearts for the 13th Imun since his heart is 3 sizes too small.
Isn't that the Grinch who Stole Christmas? Or was that the Jew who stole Ramadan?
I agree 100%. Talking to him is like trying to reason with a 5 year old, only I think I have a more productive time talking to my 5 year old.
I believe in using diplomacy when you know it will be effective. Other than that, "show of force" is usually the only thing these guys will respond to.
So let's show it! (Yeah, right. Not during this Administration.)
What did a GI get offered to whack Hitler in WW2? We should adjust it for inflation and offer it for this mad mans head, body optional.
How did you know I kill caterpillars?
I don't think it would work.
What is the current pricetag on Osama Bin Ladins head? At last count, it was 25 million. If one of his goat-herding brethern haven't whacked his ass by now, they aren't going to.
This guy also executes homosexuals yet the real homophobes are people who are simply against gay marriage according to the liberal crowd.
Which I'm sure everyone here appreciates, Ed.
Now see, that's just being plain insensitive to the Farsi-speakers. Iran's a dynamite country!
Offer 40 million for Mahmoud's head on a platter, with another 10 mil if he can toss in the Ayatollah's.
Just look at this fruit loop. I bet this guy does unspeakable things when the cameras aren't on him. I'd never let a small child or animal near him. That's for sure.
People toss the Hitler accusation too much these days. Bush is a Nazi! Obama is a Nazi! Palin is a Nazi! Simon Cowell is a Nazi! That said, I believe this is the one man on earth for whom the comparison is fair. He holds a genocidal hatred for Jews that goes beyond even standard Middle Eastern dialogue, it wouldn't surprise me if he launched the nukes regardless of consequence.
He's a puke of the highest order.
I hate to generalize but Iranians are some of the butt ugliest people in the world! This guy hit every branch when he fell out of the ugly tree!
It isn't easy being a psycho racist figurehead.
Black hair, brown eyes and brown skin = Free Pass. Unless you are "black Irish" or something.
No really many of them are nice looking. This guy is just plain old-fashioned butt ugly.
I love me some Carrie Keagan, and can't wait to see her, yet again, on RedEye!!
This is not a joke. Recently an Iranian govt website was hacked in this is what replaced their site………….
http://i47.tinypic.com/21ecba8.jpg
Many Persian women are actually very attractive, some have goatees but they're usually wearing a veil.
The guy just looks like an evil SOB, if the world's patience has not run out on Iran mine has, bomb the GD Nuclear sites and than like John Belluci in Animal House when he brakes the dorks guitar on the stairway and then casually says, Sorry.
But in Iran, you’ve got a full-blown neo-Nazi running the government. You’ve got a modern day Hitler
Hey moron…
Not to defend the Iranian government too much, but you do know that there are about 30,000 Jews living more-or-less peacefully in Iran, which is by far the largest Jewish population of any Muslim country. Way fewer than in "friendly" Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia, which won't even let jews in the country, and incidentally is also where the majority of 9/11 hijackers and OBL were from.
They also are also represented in Iranian Parliament and the Iranian constitution says Jews and Muslims are equal.
In contrast, Adolph Hitler and the Nazi party did not allow jews in government. He rounded them up into ghettos, shipped them to death camps, gassed and shot them by the millions, and burnt their bodies in mass ovens and trenches across Europe.
I'm all for bashing the leaders of Iran, but making a comparison to Hitler desecrates the memories of Holocaust victims. It's even more retarded than comparing Obama to Stalin.
Another Hitler like symptom. Hitler also had Jewish blood in his family. Too much in common to be good.
…Don't you mean lowest?
Obama to Stalin…hmm…
History repeating itself? Adolph Hitler was "half Jewish".
Actually, I think he looks like the three monkeys… you know… the See, Hear & Speak no Evil monkeys? As a matter of fact, I think he just might be all three.
"loping the mule" LOL! I think that should be the theme for the elections this coming November. What a graphic that would make on any campaign sign!
You forgot "pederast…"
Just keepin' it real, yo…
I think that's what the veil is for… hey, with the veil, she's kind of cute!. Similar to the American joke of "putting the bag over the head"… Oh, never mind!
Is that a "veiled" O'Bama reference? You mean, he is NOT Irish? Damn the luck! So much for Camelot!
You guys have got to be kidding me. It's almost 8:30 PST and no antisemitic comment by The Fonz? I though he would have been drawn to Ahmadinejad's picture like a moth to the flame. Must have the swine flu.
If that is really true, that is funny!
Oooh….smack…!
Hope his pants never fall down…the baboons would get jealous…
I rest my case, Your Honor. See? I told you he looks like the monkeys in the old "See, Hear & Speak No Evil" posters! Vindicated, at last!
Mine wold be, while my stinkin' pie hole was a half-inch from the tip of his nose…
"Time to meet God…"
"neo-Nazis" don't believe in exterminating Jews. A "modern day" Hitler might not either. Greg is correct and you are a caterpillar killer…admit it!
Yes, yes , blame it on the jews. This 'theory' that Hitler was a jew, part jew, or had a friend that was a jew, being a reason that Hitler was a murderous psychopath, is the tired old dreck that jew haters use to justify hating jews… they must hate themselves… thus .. Take some responsibility…. He is an Islamic Fundamentalist, thinks he's the 12th prophet of Shia, the Mahdi…. (Islamic Messiah)…. understand now??? …666…#!%$*&^()*~:"{+>?@+!!!!
Curiously I see Ahma-whatever's picture, my stomach turns. I don't think I'm alone in that regard.
Don't be silly! Robert Gibbs say old Ahmadin-ah-whatever is just goofin' with us! When Amadi says he wants to exterminate Jews, that's just a prank – one very extended April Fool's day joke.
Oh, and those Iranians he has tortured… that's all part of the big goofball's fun. Women just love to be stoned to death.
Lighten up!
Also, homeboy's last name used to be Saborjian, which is a variant of a Persian term for 'cloth-weaver' as in the tallit cloth traditionally worn by Jews.
Turns out Mahmoud Ahmadinijad's family used to be Jewish before his father converted. So not only is a virulent anti-Semite, he might also have some wacky self-hating thing going on.
I think it's high time Barack Obama face the fact that Iran's president is crazier than a shit-house rat.
I wonder if the first one will have chalk writing in Farsi on it "Obama hope you get a bang out of this."
I'm so WeWeed up about Meglobama, I don't know how to get WeWeed up about this guy.
Lovely people we have running the world these days. Putin seems like the good guy.
Sheesh . No one is saying it's the fault of the Jews that Ahmadinejad hates the Jews. Ahmadinejad being a Jew while hating the Jews is just another ingredient in the boiling stew pot of his murderous psychosis. Ditto Hitler.
By the way, Ahmadinejad doesn't think he's the 12th prophet of Shia. He thinks he's the precursor to the 12th Iman. He thinks he's seen the shadowy manifestation of the coming 12th Iman.
Take a deep breath before you rant off again. OK, dude?
Maybe he is not an anti-jewish racist like the nazis were, but simply someone who hates infidels. If all jews submitted and converted, he would have no problem with them. Same for the rest of us.
There´s no evidence that Hitler had "jewish blood."
No, many Iranians are very good looking. Above average, probably, but of course there are always some who end up on the wrong side of the Bell curve. Like Adolphinejad here.
What is it with these wackos who hate their history? Voldemort, Ahmadinejad, libprogs…
[ Eli's Hammer ] Nazi's must be 'white' and Akie isn't…but he IS a neo-Nazi, right? Too damn many nazi's…everybody's a freekin' damn nazi!
Remember this NAZI?
"…slain Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin."
Pretty nice old guy, but a bunch of haters got in Central Park with signs condemning him as a NAZI,
(and what do you do with a NAZI?") Rhetorical question–"Why you kill them of course!" ..is the answer.
So, some asshat busts a cap on Yizhak's dome as he's getting in a car.
He was answering: "What do you do with a NAZI?" Was he a white supremacist?
Ahmadinejad is something alright…but everyone we disagree with can't always juts be a NAZI…
Hating Jews does not make anyone a NAZI…some Jews hate Jews.
Remembering that NAZI's were a unique set of jerks is important…though calling every opponent or crazy a nazi is easier than thinking up a unique signature for each one.
Of those people in Central Park…EACH ONE acted like a NAZI–Though most were just jerkoffs and conspirators in murder.
[ Eli's hammer ]
I just realized that I'm a racist. I hate all Iranians named Mamoud Ahmedinijihad. Also all Iranian clerics named Kameini. Crap, that makes me a DOUBLE racist
.
Works for me…
Obama's not going to say anything because HE'S A MUSLIM TOO! He's a muslim, socialist, liar and if I knew for sure where he was born, I might call him a traitor too. But if he wasn't even born here, I guess he wouldn't be a traitor. He'd just be a foreign imposter. Either way – THE WORST president we've ever had.
Not that either one of the Bush jackasses were great, or Clinton. They're all from the same camp. They use the same players in their game. Switch presidents – supposedly have entirely different approaches to fixing the nation's problems – use the same douche bag cabinet members (republicrats) – nothing ever gets fixed, it just gets worse!
Time for a new game, kick all of the old gang out…..get some constitutional patriots to represent us!
The Elf That Sold Eid.
I'm sorry, but YOU are the moron! What their "Constitution" says means "nothing" in a Muslim Theocracy The Iyatollah (sp?) has the last word in Iran. If you are a Jew or Christian living in a Muslim theocratic country, which Iran happens to be, you are nothing but a "dhimmi" and are required to pay a tax reserved for only non-believers/non-muslims. According to Sharia Law, a Dhimmi is no better than garbage. If a Muslim kills a Dhimmi, claiming he/she wronged him/her, there are NO repercussions toward the muslim. If, however, a Dhimmi commits the smallest infraction, they can be summarily murdered without provocation.
He's unable to type when he sees Ahmadinejad, his own "tingle up the leg moment" you see…
Jews are the focus of Islamic hatred because of Israel. Israel is a poke in the eye to Islamic states not because it exists but because it exists in spite of being surrounded by enemies and has prosperity few Muslim nations provide. The fact is Islam cannot compete in the modern world, because Islam precludes 1/2 of its culture (women) from the workplace. (As Victor Davis Hanson observed, this is the war between the burqa and the business suit — Islamic wackos can't bear for women to have independence).
Since radical Muslims hate women as much as they hate Jews, I'm sure it sets monkey-man's teeth on edge to think that in the event of a war with Israel, a Jewish woman just might be the "soldier" who takes him out.
What's scary is that as dangerous as Monkeyman is, our current president plays into his hand with his distancing America from Israel and his subtle, but all too present, support of Islam. Obama is a secularist, not a Muslim, but like most secularists (who's aim is to destroy the Judeo-Christian traditions of the USA) he apparently sympathizes with them more than he does with Christians or Jews.
My favorite line in Wouk's "Winds of War" was the character who, after the Japanese bombed pearl harbor, said, "now the two yellow races will have to fight". America traditionally refuses to enter conflict unless absolutely forced to — like having their main Pacific harbor bombed in a sneak attack. In modern America, however, you have a very active, very vocal "fifth column" working against America (for its capitalistic sins) which, until the last fifteen years, controlled the methods of communication (Time, Newsweek, the NY Times, ABC, NBC et al) and those NEVER support American interests when those interests come in conflict with Communism and/or a Third World nation. They were in full throat, of course, when the Germans attacked the USSR and that's the reason for the support during WWII. We were fighting WITH the commies not against them.
I'm not sure Obama would lift a finger if Monkeyman nuked Israel except maybe to wag it. I'm not even sure he'd react if Monkeyman nuked New York — Look at his attempt to treat KSM as a common criminal.
And, by the way, Obama campaigned for how many months bragging that HE would catch Osama bin Laden; that Bush had dropped the ball there. Well, Barack, how come OBL is still out there?
In a multiple choice quiz we would have the question;
Why has the Obama administrtion failed to stop the Iranian nuclear program from being this close to creating a nuclear bomb?
A. What's a nuclear bomb?
B. Because it's only fair that terrorists have one too.
C. We can't give up one of our best distractions away from the economy.
D. It's Bush's fault.
E. Obama just hasn't had a chance to give A-jad a tingle up his leg or make him faint yet, but you wait and see.
So you're saying that since he hasn't been shown to have done this YET we can't make the comparisons?
So AFTER he incinerates a city full of people, then we can compare him to Hiltler? Who should we use for comparison for the time-being?
Remember Jews were the scapegoat used to unite the German workers to support the NAZI party.
You have to have someone to blame for your plight. ie..bankers, CEO's,wall street investors etc..
Stalin blamed the rich and the monarchs for all of the troubles of the country similar to the class warfare tactics used by LIBERALS today. Obama hasn't slaughtered millions physically but he certainly has repressed millions economically.
Amen. You don't negotiate with enemies like this. Cut off the head, destroy their weapons and let God sort it out.
In case you haven't heard–Jesse Jackson is in Seattle and Portland doing his usual shakedowns–which by the way are always racist.
Oh snap!
I know one thing for sure, the priest at my Church certainly doesn't have jet set life style like Jackson.
Just what is he the Reverend of?
Nonsense. That´s a myth.
Agree, they hate the success of Israel, its very existence.
I get the same impression from Obama. Even worse, he seems to have a general problem with maintaining pro-American alliances. He respects Islam over Judaism or Christianity, China over India, Arabs and Iranians over Israelis, everyone over Britain, Venezuela over Colombia (or Honduras), transnationalism over US sovereignty and so on. It seems irrational as long as you identify with the US. I wonder if there is some psychological issue behind it. Maybe we should be thankful that he is so incompetent. Imagine of he got something done!
As someone said about a year ago, his policy can be summed up thus:
If you´re an enemy, we´re sorry. If you´re a friend, you´re sorry.
Could be E. but I´m going with C. Obama does not seem very interested in foreign policy or national security. He DOES want to fundamentally change the country (and so do most Democrats who count these days). Thankfully, he is too clueless and incompetent to accomplish much. Except burn piles of money, which has its own corrosve effect.
I hope the Mousad will take him out when AmaJihad dares to leave Iran again. If the Mousad acts, they will probably use a female assassin. I hope it happens before this nutjob pushes the button that starts the Nuclear WW3. We are in for several days of pure hell when that happens. Maybe AmaJihad's second target will be DC. If only Obama had the stones to make AmaJihad glow first.
I suspect Obama's treatment of traditional allies has to do with the Western nations (Britain et al) having colonized Africa. Muslims conquered much of Africa, but did it through religion, not conquest. Obama was reared by a wacko hippie mother, grandparents who verged on Marxism and like many children abandoned by their father, sought that father's love. His father was Kenyan; I think he identifies more with Kenya than he does the Western heritage of his mother. I'm no psychologist, but this is how it appears to me. And don't forget, his father was a Muslim as was his grandfather. His mother was secular, of no religion (maybe Unitarian). Something (Muslim) always beats nothing (Secularism).
"[Ahmadinejad] shares so much in common with Adolf it’s eerie – his envy-driven hatred, horrible hair and an irrational love for animals. All that’s missing is the funny mustache."
Not so. A few years back, the guys over at Cox & Forkum were able to crack the "Ahmadinejad Code." As Greg would say, look for yourself, look-for-yourselfers:
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/000953.html
Excuse me, but when you compare this asshat to Adolph Hitler, you are doing Adolph he humongous disservice. Hitler, with some minor tweaking courtesy of his best bud Benito Mussolini, built the Nazi party from a small chat over beers in the local rathskeller into a force that killed millions – Jews and non-Jews, by the way – very nearly tipped over the entire civilized world. This bantam brained "leader" was handpicked by the Iranian clerics and Republican Guard to serve as their sockpuppet. He may eerily share so much with Hitler that it scares you, but it's the system he works for that scares me.
That would explain some things, like his respect for Islam and dislike for Britain. But Belgium, Spain, France and even Germany had African colonies. Obama gets along with them. China is exploiting Africa right now and he doesn´t mind. Maybe one should not look for logic or consistency, but the US never colonized Africa. Neither did India or Honduras or Israel.
I think his "heritage" is basically a construct and doesn´t consist of any natural ties. I think he found his background convenient as a result of his radical upbringing, and it is now part of his self-image and sense of identity. But in itself Africa, like the US, is nothing to him.
XRay and everybody else who may have been offended: The self-hating thing is Ahmadinijad's problem, not any Jewish person's issue. I blame Mookie for hating the Jews. Anti-Semitism is not Jewish people's fault.
It's as if somebody hated white people and turned out to be white. It's not Caucasian people who have the problem. It's the self-hater that's screwed up. Same thing with Mookie Immadinnerjacket.
Don't get anything twisted, ya'all.
If youre going to throw the word moron around make sure you know what youre talking about. "30,000 jews live in relative peace" in iran. If you mean being forced to live as second class citizens? You mean if they are caught proselytizing they'll be executed? You mean if a jew and a muslim get into a legal dispute the jew must adhere to strict islamic sharia law? You sir, are an idiot. The islamic republic of iran is an antisemitic, antizionist, antiamerican, fascist, oligarchial government, replete with brown shirt enforcers(the Basji(sp?) militia) and SS stormtroopers(the IRGC). Just because you dont see the similarities, doesnt mean someone who does is a moron. It means you are.
Iran means "Land of the Aryans" by the way, just in case anyone is interested…..
I know he said they did not have homosexuals in Iran, but I don't remember him saying they didn't have dentists either.
His teeth look like they could literally drip blood.
Ahmadinijad is not Jewish. That was a ridiculous article published by authors who did not do their research or who flat out made things up, and which was rebuked by other papers shortly after. His original name has nothing to do with Jews or Judaism, it's a common Iranian non-Jewish name, and the area of Iran where he's from had almost no Jewish population to speak of, if any.
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