Daily Gut: When Climate Change Experts Are Not Experts
by Greg GutfeldSo every day another embarrassing revelation exposes climate change experts as confused bumble-heads. The latest? Apparently the UN panel on climate change based recent conclusions regarding vanishing ice from mountain tops on anecdotes found in a “mountaineering” magazine.
Now, this would be hilarious, if it wasn’t for the fact that quadrillions of dollars are at stake. (And just so you know: quadrillions can buy a lot of unicorn porn.) I’m not going to use this latest revelation to hammer these “experts,” even though they’d do that to a “skeptic” like me, if they had the chance. I just want to nail two key points:
*this news shows exactly why climate change researchers must release data and reveal methods. If they have nothing to hide, then their work’s credibility will only increase. The fact that they’re trying to avoid that makes me think they’re basing their data on articles from Cosmo. FYI: global warming can and does make it harder to find your g-spot, says Darla, age 23, data analyst.
*There are few real experts on climate change – only pawns used to justify policies that will inevitably sodomize our economy. By the way, I include myself as a non-expert. I was an English major, who spent the last twenty years drunk, shirtless and weeping. But this is a good thing: whether you think humans cause global warming or not, we’re all in this boat of ignorance together, and therefore should be more tolerant of opposing views. If so-called experts are culling mountain ice data from Penthouse Letters (apparently melting glaciers totally cause chicks to remove their tops faster, says Vic, 25, a pizza deliveryman), then we are all so-called experts.
That should make you happy.
And if it doesn’t, then you’re probably a planet-hating racist homophobe who eats polar bears for breakfast.
Tonight, the yummerific S.E. Cupp!
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Anxiety disorder folks like Joe Romm are anti social.
Bad politics and bad science. Oh well George soros (convicted felon) has deep pockets
I notice she wants others to kill themselves (talk about a "carbon credit"), but in no way is volunteering to off herself.
Not that I want her to commit suicide as that is a sin. Oh wait…that's right, the left doesn't understand sin. They just make it up as they go along. "Kill yourself today because of global warming. Kill yourself tomorrow because of global cooling. Just don't ask ME to do it. That would set a bad example.
mmmmm polar bear bacon!
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A copy of the email I actually had to write to these gomers. Kick this topic around as long as you want but lay off my kids.
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"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."
It is revealing that a cartoonist (Charles Schulz of 'Peanuts') is the one best able to describe the lunatic Left.
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as a resident of the midwest, i can say global warming can be a good thing here. in the winter women are all bundled up like eskimos, and it's hard to tell the hotties from the bow wow's. so when global warming gets here, the women cannot hide behind all that wool, polyester, and fur (real or fake). so as a midwestern global cooling expert, i must say, in my expert opinion, global warming is fine with me
Like the old song says: "Everybody want to get to heaven, but nobody's willing to die."
mmmm. Taste like chicken…………
How did you know I had polar bear for breakfast? (They go great with a little strawberry jelly)
You got it made bub.
Try the weather in Montana.
We gotta microwave the beer just to keep it from freezin'.
My Mom may be reading this. I would appreciate it if you could refrain from the foul talk. I understand your frustration with the libtards.
I can't wait to see Someone Else on "Red Eye!"
It's the only reason I'm watching!!
I heard they based their findings on People Magazine's hard-hitting expose on how global warming is causing anorexia among today's young starlets. "I totally lost my appetite thinking about those poor starving polar bears," pouts Dakota Fanning.
i'll bet you cannot wait for global warming, but those idiots just faked the numbers, so either get beer with more alcohol in it, or get a spare microwave, in case the other one breaks. it might be a long winter with no beer. and hey why not get one of those new airport scanners, then they cannot hide under all that clothing.
Wait, I don't disagree with Greg, but I am a planet-hating racist homophobe who eats polar bears for breakfast. (They're quite good on rye, I think.) Does this mean I'm being contradictory?
Are you sure she's a Warming Believer and not one of us? I frequently remind Believers that "carbon dioxide emissions reduction begins at home" and the best way for them to decrease their "emissions" is to stop breathing.
No one ever takes me up on it. I question the sincerity of their beliefs.
What a coincidence, because I totally lost my appetite thinking about Dakota Fanning playing a vampire. Or anything else.
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See, she is doing the Earth a service by bringing awareness to the issue. So, she is exempt from her own idiotic belief. Don't worry about the confusion, happens all the time.
I don't necessarily know if this is relevant to the discussion but I'm going to be sad when the global warming debate finally runs it's course. A lot of people made a lot of money off it… But a whole lot of people are going to lose a whole hell of a lot when the research money and the subsequent contracts dry up.
It's going to be a big drag on the already faltering economy. I know it has to happen and logically I welcome, even encourage it. It's like when you need to get a "colonic-colada"… You enter with trepidation and a little bit of fear. You clench your teeth and bear it and in the end, you're a better person for it.
But when it's truly over, we'll have lost a means of easy access to easy, sexy hippies.
over a tire fire …..now that's eatin'.
"When Climate Change Experts Are Not Experts": they believe in AGW!
and hope to make a boat load of your $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
That hairy legged heathen with the sign is stating what I've repeatedly told leftwing buffoons: If you're so concerned about the planet getting a feevah you should kill yourself. Preferably by fire.
I am Kumar, I am having much scientific data pertaining to the climactic changes. Please to be kind an assist me in to bring this special data to your country. I am scientific in country of Lagos, and because my Father is government minister official, I need your help. You can help me and save your planet with scientific data, for which I will send to you a special check from government of Lagos. Please send remittance back to my account, for which I may help you save the planet.
If Bernie Madoff had to go to prison for his scam, Algore should be doing hard time for his. I would also bet that Madoff didn't cook the books nearly as criminally as Algore and the "global warming researchers" who've been hiding and manipulating data.
Hussein should also be thrown in prison for the outrageous budget he's proposing. In 9 years we've spent 1 Trillion on both wars in Iraq/Afgfhanistan. This affirmative action clown is proposing Trillions annually with nothing to show for it except grateful Wall Street and Union criminals.
The democrat party should be executed.
Polar bear ribs are excellent, especially if served with a sauce of rendered baby fur seal blubber with kippered Delta smelt.
Have you ever had sauteed baby seal with arugula and feta cheese? It's divine.
sorry 4 did not even consider that or anyone else for that matter
And never, ever forget – Manatees are ugly, but they taste great!
"Law Enforcement" isn't about to let ANY of that happen.
You forgot "hairy"…
Climate change is as real as the Change Obama promises, if you don't beleive that then our new Che squads will be around to prove that fighting us is not worth it.
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I not only believe in global warming, I'm pretty sure I caused it. I've been running my SUV 24/7 for the last 20 years as a science experiment gone horribly wrong. I apologize to everyone.
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i'm with you- i think she's a 'denier' mocking the true believers.
Greg, quadrillions can actually buy you plenty of cages for your houseboys, and numerous narcotics for Bill like Pixy Stix.
I can't wait until Hustler publishes its "Armageddon" issue:
"If you convince chicks that the world will end in 2012 like the Mayans said and that global warming will cause us all to shrivel up and die by then, you'll get mad women, dude."
– Bobby, 22, undeclared college senior
I'd imagine its super musky and gross. I will pass on polar bear. But caribou? NOW there's a breakfast…
A while back you said there should be a kick the shit out of a liberal day. I asked you when the last time was you kicked the shit out of anybody and for what reason. Also, how is kick the shit out of a liberal day work? Would work in gangs, on your own. How would you determine if someone was a liberal?
Have you ever had beer that's starting to form a slush? It's what I'd imagine a beer snow cone would taste like, and it is awesome.
Be sure to toast the rye, and use a little low fat margarine.
Ya still got a littler fur in you grizzly adam beard.
Stop! You guys are grossing me out! Have you ever actually HAD seal meat? It is the most discusting protein on this planet! If I had been born Yupik, I never would have made it.
I'd like me some Arctic Gumbo
or
instead of TurDucken how about Blackened BearSealRus and some dirty rice-mmm/mmm/mmm.
will you take a check?
"The democrat party should be executed"
….or at least taken behind the shed and beaten with a shovel, till dead. So, ya.
" -Bobby, 22, undeclared college senior"
I think I have this guy in Lit. He's a moron.
Does it go well with sea kittens?
The climateers are out to control our lives. It's more than money.
Hey Greg I live out in Los Angeles, the land of fruits and nuts, and almost everyone I work with believes in Global Warming. Now what irks me is they won't shut up about it at times yet all drive cars to work and they all live less than two miles. I moved closer to work now and I take a bike everyday since I live so close.
Why are global warmists such hypocritical D-Bags?
Even when confronted with obviously corruption in data they are still true believers to the cause and start complaining about the data being stolen. I mention the Pentagon Papers were stolen and they believed them because it fits their cause.
I have resorted to asking Global Warmists now to tell me when the last ice age ended. They all say 10,000 years ago. I tell them that is when it started but when did it end? None of these idiots have a clue that we are still in the ice age that started 10,000 years ago.
The definition of an ice age incase some did not know is that if there is ice, any ice at the poles you are still in an ice age.
This was one of Che's major issues, it is why the CIA killed him.
They were afraid he would expose the wests excessive and terrorist use of CO2 to impoverish 3rd world nations!
I'm a reasonable man, Jamesb. Throw in some flogging and waterboarding and you've got a deal.
Reminds of Churchill's quote: "Heaven is like France without the French."
In Euros please
Duly noted. And thanks for pointing out the importance of using low fat margarine; it's healthier and probably better for the environment. And isn't that what we should all be concerned with?
Coyote12,
This Kumar from Lagos, your friends at your job sound just like the kind and helpful people I need assistance from to bring the scientific data from my country Lagos to save your planet. Please to be directing your friends to kindly assist me, my father is government minister official, so I need much assistance from the kind of heart like your loving friends who belived to be saving the planed with the scientific data. Please to be sending a very small fee to make all planet safe for birds and bees….and as you say the d-bags.
Exactly! I mean, if it wasn't for people like her, how would the rest of us see the necessity of ending our own existence. It just makes sense that they should be the last ones to off themselves. (Actually, I agree with the above posts that this is a tongue-in-cheek sign, but unfortunately, there really are people like that out there.)
It's been known as a gourmet when stuffed with unicorn. But don't tell Greg that; he'll be crying over his decorated notebook all week.
Is that "Baby" polar bear bacon………It's lower in cholesterol don't ya know……..
What is it about being a lefty that causes women to become fairly hideous? The UN should look into that.
The Che squads are more properly known as "Law Enforcement".
As far as gangs kicking the shit out of people, we can use the example set by the fine folks at SEIU. That would be a start.
"make" = TAKE
Have you bumped your head Syn?
Jeezuss, Gregg! We have people in Congress, and the White House, who aren't qualified to run power floor polishers, making decisions about national defense, the economy, and every other aspect of our lives! Why would anyone think that these Chicken Littles are "experts" in anything. They are con men and whores, who are taking grant money in exchange for "scientific" justification for Big Brother to control every aspect of our lives. That's it!
Dig the sign Greg! Now that’s a solution for GW!
In what alternative universe is scientific data a secret that needs a Freedom of Information Act to reveal it? Doesn't peer review include validating the data as well as the process and the conclusion? Don't scholars find this secrecy even a little puzzling??? Isn't scepticism part of the foundation of the scientific method?? Doesn't any of this raise any academic eyebrows??
All along I thought you were just warming up the car for a beer run.
Not when there is a big ole pile of money at the end of the rainbow it doesn't.
Hey that hippy chick is on too something………..All the smart people will ignore her, and all the global warming nazis will kill themselves………No more eco-nuts, no more global warming!? Problem solved.
Hey that was easy. Let's fix terrorism next……..I'll bring the guns…..
Gut, This is the most insightful comment on Global Warming/Climate Change/???? in a looooooonnnnnnnggggg time. Awesome.
And now I'm an expert too. Who knew?
A plus to you for mentioning my favorite comic strip. And a very pithy remark. In a similar vein, when one of my liberal friends wanted to know what it was that made me hate Communism, I replied to the effect of, "Communists love people in general but hate them in the particular. I hate people in general but love some particular ones." There's a philosophy there somewhere…
The (alleged) chick holding the sign suggesting that you kill yourself looks as though she could do the job for you, WITH the sign. Check out the biceps on her…er, him…uh – that…person!
I cant believe the nonsense they try to pass as credible evidence of global warming, it's insulting. Without even mentioning the fact that almost everything in "An Inconvenient Truth" was proven false, I think there are really just a few things people should consider: 1- There is not one person can legitimately say that there life is or ever has been suffering any kind of hardships b/c of the weather changing outside. Seasons are still hot and cold. Today where I live it was freezing yet I am supposed to believe that I am in serious danger b/c the world is heating up. 2- Having said that I find it irresponsible and offensive for a**holes like Al Gore to be squandering away tax dollars to solving an imaginary problem when we have got real problems in this country, our economy is in turmoil, the deficit is record high, and unemployment is as well. 3- and for all Al Gore's foretelling of doom I never seem to hear him say heres what we need to do to fix this. Why dont you go preach to starving kids in africa who havent eaten in weeks and ask them to donate money b/c there in real danger of being demolished by climate change, if they dont starve to death first
"And if it doesn’t, then you’re probably a planet-hating racist homophobe who eats polar bears for breakfast."
I'm never that hungry in the morning. A three-day-old kitten is usually enough to tide me over until my lunchtime puppy.
Okay so I'm going to use a some of the financial tripe I' read today about how to get out of a deficit: spend more! Applied to global warming: If global warming is caused by humans, and global warming reduces human sex drive, then by all means let',s continue with the CO2 emissions. Less humans= a drop in AGW. Of course once CO2 levels drop (caused by the sudden lack of exhilation by those mean old, mean old humans) there might be a panic among plants, but, hey! They can't talk. It will be a silent panic! I think I'm punch drunk. I spent a month down in CA with family–all leftist, earth-is-doomed chanters who insist on watching NBC and think Brian Wilson is next to God. (well, he did bow to him!) Sorry Greg. Haven't watched Red Eye for awhile.
You and Jamesb are a couple of real bright sparks.
This whole Climate Change "debate" is bringing new meaning to the phrase, "I'm such a profound moron and if you don't believe me, just give me some more time and I will prove it to you".
They (change believers) love to say "But you can't discount the enormous amount of evidence……blah blah blah", as if to mean that people should believe it it because they said so. To answer them I must say, "Because the amount of climate change believers, you must believe that the world is truly getting stupider. You can't discount the enormous amount of evidence".
Don't get me wrong….this is a great scam and Al Gore is laughing his overweight behind to the bank…..I don't know anyone who doesn't appreciate some legal theft. Fantastic scam Albert, well done. However, just because I don't buy your line of BS does not make me a fool. It actually makes me some what smart because you aren't going to get a single penny from me. So eat your KFC, your pork rinds and everything else you eat that makes you get fat and shut your mouth.
With all those things said…if climate change encourages good looking, fit women to strut around with very minimal clothing on…..global warming, lets heat this place up. If this deal includes fatty-fatsos count me out.
Who's the hot chick holding the sign?
"We've told so many lies, young scientists are totally confused"
http://climaterealists.com/?id=4960
harpoon lickin good!
hmmm rare roast bear on rye… with brown mustard and a kosher dill…
dang that stuff's good all day long.
nawww go with real butter!
must subsidize the dairy industry after all.
No we're not; we're all supposed to be PLANET-HATING racist homophobes remember?
Grabbing some Lousiana hot sauce… Breakfast Buffet everybody!
seeing's how they eat sea kittens, said oceanic felines do make a good side hash.
I thought he had a Hello Kitty notebook?
I prefer to let em grow up first.. more bacon for the bang!
actually, it's quite delectable.. but dont eat the liver.. Polar Bear livers are toxic to humans.
Personally I hate Saturn, it's pretentious and arrogant even if that is where unicorns come from, but Venus doesn't bother me much and the rest are plainly annoying. I guess I'm a PLANET-DISLIKING racist homophobe who eats panda bears for breakfast (polar bear omelets made with whooping crane eggs kind of 'repeat' on me)
It's easy to tell if someone's a liberal; just wear a T-shirt saying anything complimentary about Ronald Reagan and they'll do the work for you. After that it's a just a matter of repeated kicking and wiping off your boots.
You're giving Al Gore much more credit than he deserves – the entire "Carbon Credit" scam was invented by Enron's very own Ken Lay, Gore is just the buffoon front man.
If Al Gore and George Soros were to be eaten by polar bears it would show that God is just.
indeed.. and Everyone hates Pluto! So much that it's not officially a planet anymore.
Clearly you've studied this far more closely than have I. Something you want to share?
And divulge all my Greg Stalking techniques for free?
Ya, she could only eat half of the two peas she was going to eat for dinner!
And you are a dimwit. Troll.
Naa; send 'em to alaska with shovels and picks. They can work off their sentences by building roads by hand.
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