‘RedEye Robot Theatre’ With MSNBC’s David Shuster
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Schuster is, as my daughter would say, " a massive tool."
These robot sequences or whatever one calls them are consistently rip roaring hilarious. I have been increasingly looking forward to seeing them.
I love Red-eye more than sleep and i really love sleep.
Robot must look more like dog eating peanut butter when robot talks to effectively simulate Shuster.
It sounds too much like his real voice *SHUDDER*.
Schuster is Olby's meat puppet.
Oh, you are bad! LOL!
Only problem with it, it wasn't set in a steam room.
Wow, I'm just embarassed for you repubes. This show's an even bigger trainwreck than i thought.
Aw, looks like someone forgot his lotion…
*Ahem* I meant, it looks like someone down here forgot his lotion…
(Sorry syvyn11)
And yet you find time to watch and post your tiny little lame thought.
Very tiny. Small even.
if Greg had a budget..Jon Stewart would be an also ran..
Hey Greg, here's my 'Robot Theater' xtranormal first edition. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6036521/
How many other robot sequences have there been? I love them, where can I find the previous posts?
Does anyone take Red Eye seriously? It's ridiculously smarmy and not funny.
Robot David Shuster…Home Run! Outta the friggin' park!
Speaking of which, I swear to God, every time I hear Shuster's voice, I can't help but think of Mr. Cheswick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBNJaA2liXk&fe...
"Nurse Ratched, I want…MY cigarettes!"
Where, Charley Cheswick was crazy cool…Davey Shuster is well…just crazy.
You tube is a good place to start.
It's got more journalistic integrity than COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN!
Thanks for the great clip!
As you know, "Cuckoo's Nest " is my #2 All-time. : )
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Which Shuster, the robot or the "real" Shuster? Methinks the human David's hair is more processed than the robot's.
Cheers, Frank
You just need more lotion — and to stop reading media matters.
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Shuster and the Obama Safe School Czar should promote watching sisters in showers to first graders so they'll be more tolerant of wet soapy naked people. It's for the social justice
Shuster reports Napolitano goes commando so she can exude her confidence as DHS Secretary. We are lucky.
Ellie Light
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Pokey Oakey toothless hillbillies ev'war are out whttlin a tree to your…genius! Gosh Oakey, somebody should name some aviator sunglass after you! I await instructions as to how to react to all robot cartoons hensforth!
Seriously, Greg. The licorice thong addition to lotion is a new milestone. Can Gwar make an appearance to finalize the Shukster to a galaxy far far away? I know it's asking a lot but ….poll loyal fans and I believe I'll have at least a caucus majority.
It must be embarrassing to be you, "awesome." I am sure someone else came up with your nickname.
But Admiral Fluffles! How could you betray me like this? You're the Shuster viewer? I thought we were friends. I expected this from Colonel McDanger, the precocious iguana, but not from you. Fine, be that way. Go join Shuster and his licorice thong. I hope you two are very happy together (sob)…
I like Shuster's 'processed hair'.
Get back into your cardboard box and clean the dishes. Butters has a plane to catch.
You have to have a sense of humor Pokey.
Awe, some One is cranky. Did you see a ghost and your mommy and daddy had to take you down to the mental health center and get "tested?" I am sure Uncle Barry will come by in the middle of the night and put some lotion on your sore behind. Now get some sleep and try not to have nightmares about the butt-kicking the Dem-bulbs are going to get this year.
Did he get a degree from bovine U.?
Jon Who
Dear Pokey in your Oakey or whatever your name is….
Yes you are right! I have undergone a cartharsis after reading your comment. How dare I find the works of Douglas Adams and Monty Python funny. How dare I laugh at the ramblings of Carlos Mencia. After all how can something be funny if it is not serious.
In meeting your standards I have just spent two hours reading Einsteins General Theory of Relativity. What a hoot. His detailed mathematical treatise about how time and space are part of one four dimensional continuum. Wow what sheer comic genius. Oh Wait ……………..
I am confused what is the difference between David Shuster and Robot David Shuster. I am having trouble telling them apart. Maybe its me!
"I was busy tweeting about how much I miss the Gilmore Girls."
Freaking perfect! Red Eye….the best show on television (at 2:00 AM
). Bring back SE Cupp's mini skirt!
Pithy!
Not just awesome but awesome_o shrt for awesome_obampster no doubt.
awesome's back after a pokey okay?
Don't take it personally, David, Red Eye makes fun of a lot of people. Now make sure you bring the lotion next time.
August 6, 2009 Red Eye with Patty Ann Brown — Best TV News Anchorwoman's Outfit Evah!, and a definite candidate for a heterosexual lotion moment….
These "Red Eye" cartoons are too much, man! Schuster needs to go shave Soros's back.
For a minute I forgot that David Shuster was white.
Good one!
Hysterical. I love those skits. Keep them coming
MSNBC news folk take the short bus to work. Shuster use to work for Fox, what happened to that relationship?
Speaking of trainwrecks, have you seen teh Dem. led Congress latest approval ratings?
Not so awesome… awesome.
Pokey Oakey is such a dopey oakey, okey dokey?
So now are we gonna here a big rant from Olbermman how MSNBC is number one among Boxing Turtles?
Is that you, David Schuster?
Disagree. My guess, based on his abject inability to admit the truth, is that he has a microscopic tool!
What's the antonym of awesome? Oh wait, I get it, it was sarcasm!
He's not?
My guess was that as part of his contract he had to do genetic testing and the Fox folks found out he's a surgically altered troll, and not really human.
I want to unfold a lawn chair, light up a smoke and watch a Red Eye marathon on A&E. Who's with me?
Well pokey, let's see: It's more factual than anything the obamao says (Check); its more entertaining than anything on MSNBC (Check); and it's not tendentious and stupid like the demoncrats (Check). works for me!
Yes, quite spectacular.
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