Daily Gut: Danny Glover Is a Tool
by Greg GutfeldThe fact that Danny Glover is a monumental chucklehead should surprise no one. He’s been spouting batpoop crazy nonsense for years. But now, he’s even topped himself, as the washed-up actor blames the Haiti earthquake on the response to the climate change conference. Check it out, check it outers.
What a tool. Now this guy is supposed to be an expert or something- but instead of identifying the obvious – that areas rife with political corruption and its resulting poverty often experience more devastation after a natural disaster – he blames it all on our justifiably cynical response to Copenhagen. Clearly, global warming has infected his brain so severely, that he cannot think straight. This could also explain why he did Saw V.

But Glover pales in comparison to Media Matters. While people struggle to come to terms with horrifying human suffering, what does this pathetic “media watchdog group” do? They release a “study” focusing on the amount of coverage Fox News devoted to the quake. Which, again, shows what happens when ideology pickles your brain. Rather than come to terms with real suffering – all they see is…. Fox News. And all they want to see, is Fox News.
Let me quote Eric Burns, Captain of Twerps R Us.
“It’s apparent that in the midst of a humanitarian crisis, Fox’s top-rated shows would rather discuss Sarah Palin, Scott Brown, and Jon Stewart than deliver actual news.”
Not quite, Eric. But in the midst the of grotesque human crisis, how creepy is it that you would rather choose to sit in a little room and count – down to the second – the amount of coverage Fox News devotes to the tragedy – even more, conveniently ignoring its round-the-clock news coverage?
How can you be so clueless to question Fox News’s intentions, without acknowledging that you’re worse than lurid for indulging your own bitter compulsion, while people die?
If I had the number to a good shrink, I’d give it to you.






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Why on earth would you do that to a good shrink?
"If I had the number to a good shrink, I’d give it to you." I'll take that!
All I can say about Danny Glover is that at least Luther Vandross had pipes. Major pipes.
Danny Glover's gettin' too old for this shit.
Danny Glover = Global Warming Last Man Standing
Media Matters = Leftist Media Whores
I have to say, of all the many liberal actors who are still able to do their acting jobs well, Glover always struck me as only having one constant expression: that of someone who's got a bomb strapped to his tuchis 24/7 and wants someone else to do something about it.
I was fortunate to also hear his Copenhagen rant today (despite his not being given nearly the air time of Pat Roberson). He sounds so, well, I can't be impolite enough to write it here.
I'm not a shrink, but it's obvious to me that Burns suffers from monomania.
Poor Danny Glover. It's so sad when a man becomes overwhelmed by his own irrelevance.
Hey Eric Burns, you little ghoul, what's your opinion of the Mocha Messiah taking off in the "midst of a humanitarian crisis" to prop up Coakley's campaign?
What tool? Glover can be a total moron all by himself and doesn't need anyone else telling him what to do in order to accomplish that.
Danny Glover is just a year or so away from being on the next installment of the Surreal Life.
I smell something and it's not sulfur.
What was even funnier was watching Anderson Cooper as he was talking last night about aftershocks and saying how, after talking to Meteorologists, they were expecting more aftershocks. He didn't say it once, he said it multiple times and the talking head on the other end didn't bother to correct him.
Thank you, Danny Glover, for matching on the Stupidity Scale Pat Robertson's theory about devil-worshiping Haitians of 200 years ago being responsible for this week's earthquake. Glover's theory ties Robertson's with a score of 10/10, the highest possible ranking of stupidity. Glover was apparently inspired by the DU poster of a few years ago who said the devastating Asian sunami was a response to the Iraq War.
Set aside all the other stupid parts of Glover's theory that the Haitian earthquake was caused by the Copenhagen conference failure, and consider Glover's "reasoning": the world failed to hammer out a plan to cut "greenhouse gas" emissions, so Mother Earth responded by…smiting the poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere? A nation made up of people mostly of African descent?
I thought wealthy nations and/or white people were responsible for "global warming". I guess Danny Glover's Gaia/Earth Spirit didn't get the memo.
Hey Danny, why don't you go down and see your good buddy Hugo about fixing all the suffering in Haiti? And while you're there, why don't you set up permanent residency and stay.
Hey Danny, why don't you go down and see your good buddy Hugo about fixing all the suffering in Haiti? Good luck with that, and while you're there, why don't you set up permanent residency and stay.
Global Scamming is a dead frog. ClimateGate killed the thrice-damned thing, thank God.
No matter how much electricity the Left rams through it to make it jolt like a living thing, it's dead, and beginning to stink as it rots.
Has Olbermann taken Glover to task like he did to Pat Robertson? I will not hold my breath waiting for one of KO's characteristic rants, but climate change is just as much a religion to Glover as Christianity is to Robertson.
Num skulls abound!
Because you could?
Not Just Pat and Danny, but on the Tom Joyner show, Rev Al Sharpton said that "America cursed Haiti". Not sure why that has gotten much attention, but a lot of questionable stuff is said on urban radio.
Danny Glover may exhibit classic symptoms of Schizophrenia, but at least he has eachother….
He is either:
1. a crappy journalist or
2. of the belief that global warming caused this quake
ClimateGate and the Climate killed Global Warming, thank God…..
I don't have a come back for that. It makes sense.
Curse you!
/snarc
What Danny really wanted to say is that Haiti is getting hated on by mother earth because she chose a name with bad joo-joo. Like when your last name is Goodlay and you name your girl Anita. They set themselves up for eond of bad Karma. Danny suggests sacrifice at the altar and a renaming of their half of Hispanola to Lovie.
I heard this fool this morning. Danny Glover has completely lost his mind.
Classical liberals and Reagan Democrats, these are the lunatics that have taken over your party. The party of JFK has become the Republican party [the new democrats]. The Reagan ideal is represented by the Conservatives, the party on the right. Where does that leave the democrat party in its current manifestation? On the far, far left where you find western socialism. A little further to the left you find fascism and communism.
The two intellectually viable parties in America are Republicans and Conservatives. The nation has now had a year of unbridled liberalism and it has rejected it.
The march to Freedom has gone through Virginia and New Jersey now on its way to Massachusetts, leaving a wake of scorched liberals. This Nov we will declare our freedom.
What about the number of a surgion, we would all be better off if guys like Glover, with their blind allegience to tyranny in the face of massive human death and suffering, had frontal lobotomies! Ignorance of the human soul is no excuse.
Eric Burns? The one that used to be on FOX? Maybe it is sour grapes. I thought he did a good job with his show on FOX and was sad to see him gone one day.
I guess he has to please his new boss. Maybe he has mouths to feed. I know what it is like to sell your soul for money. Hope he figures it out before he is a mere shell.
Is it shi'ite?….
How can someone that stupid can still function is beyond me.
Whi is Keith Olbermann? He he the same guy that did shitty sports coverage when I lived in Ca.
So Glover thinks Global Warming will cause tectonic plates to shift and cause an Earthquake? Interesting theory BUT STUPID Brahahhahah. I wonder if this brain trust even knows what a tectonic plate is. He is probably looking for a set of them for his china cabinet. What A Moron…. Who ever said actors are smart should be bitch slapped.
Media "Doesn't" Matters is full of it.
Fox has been ALL OVER this story and has anchors and reporters all over the place.
The other "networks/cable infomercial outlets" could learn from Fox News.
That would be admitting defeat though.
Glover isn't worth any comment.
Yes, and a lot of it.
Yes, the tool used to do sports on ESPN, and still does some football coverage which is painful to watch, and so, when he comes on, I turn the channel.
LMFAO.
I held a paper bag to my mouth as I listened to Glover. It was pure goof to hear him blame an earthquake on the Copenhagen conference. But I really hurled when I listened to him insist that Cuba and Venezuela had sent help ahead of the United States.
Yeah, right. Haiti is going to get help from a dictator who's turned Cuba into such a living hell mothers swim with their children through shark infested waters to escape. And Haiti is going to get help from a lunatic who's trashed Venezuela's economy so badly toilet paper is rationed and the currency lost half its value in a week! Yup – right. One boatload of medical supplies from those two countries sailing right at ya, Haiti. But when it lands, don't be surprised if the staff all look like Orwell's pigs.
That's because the left-wingers really believe that all Christians listen attentively to the dribblings of Pat Robertson and follow his every command. I grew up in the Bible Belt and nobody – and I mean NOBODY – I knew could tell you the man's opinion on anything.
Danny Glover has proven to be a very useful idiot of the left. Being smart is not his strong suit. His acting is mediocre and his opinions are wack. The only thing Danny has is his mouth and that doesn't seem to work too well lately. I can't think of even noe movie where he actually stood out. Even all the Lethal Weapon movies didn't make it for him. If Mel wasn't there, Danny would be forgotten.
Danny Glover's Gaia/Earth Spirit is obviously a racist!
As a Nation that is in a Shooting War on Several Fronts, we should pass on this Haiti business. Since the US is the biggest Evil in the World. Besides the Army Navy/Marines and Air Force along with the Coast Guard are to busy with said war. Let Hugo take care of it, he has a big mouth. And the reset of Europe for that matter. As for Danny, he is just pissed that Ole Mel is not only an actor but a very good director and producer as well, he could run any Studio and it would be profitable and he is a lot richer too. I seem to recall that he was pissed because a NYC cabie would not stop to pick him one day.
OK Danny boy time for your electric shock treatments since the frontal lobotomy failed to correct your insanity.
I don't know about "tool". "Idiot", perhaps. "Moron" starts getting closer, but then we run out of words to describe that vast emptiness inside his mind.
Because Meteorologists cause Seismologists to see Archeologists to become Scientologists. It's all connected, you see!
and these bozos would need a proctologist to find their heads…
Danny Glover is a Tool ?…More like Stool.
Yes, his affliction is attributed to his single-minded obsession with Fox News….
He'll have to see how much coverage Fox News gives to the event and get right back to us…..
Glover is a tool. Burns is a tool. Soros is a tool.
I think Fox kept things in perspective and balanced on this one. Keith Oglemen and Anderson Pooper weren't very convincing in their attempts at empathy as they re-ran the same footage over and over while asking the same questions and getting the same answers from the same idiots over and over and over again.
I guess you need some more words, so here are a few that fill the bill…………………..
cretin
imbecile
simpleton
ignoramous
I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones that came to mind, when I read your post, looking for more such words, as the ones you had used.
Let me quote Eric Burns, Captain of Twerps R Us.
“It’s apparent that in the midst of a humanitarian crisis, Fox’s top-rated shows would rather discuss Sarah Palin, Scott Brown, and Jon Stewart than deliver actual news.”
It's apparent to me that Eric Burns would rather watch Fox news and report on that, then doing something himself. You wasted your breath Eric Burns, you could have been a bit more compassionate to the people of Haiti.
mrm=Winner!
As for Fox coverage, or any coverage – sure I want to hear what is going on, I want to get updates and I don't mind human interest stories where you hear about someone getting rescued, etc.
But 24/7 coverage! It's like when KABC-TV insists on pre-empting your entire afternoon to show you a slow car chase through a hospital parking lot, or going on endlessly about the fires, speculating and yapping about the same damn thing hour after hour. When something new happens, then you can let me know!
Yes, cover it, but it's not the only thing going on in the world. Give me numbers to call to donate, give up me updates. But I see nothing wrong with Fox's coverage. Media Matters has nothing better to do than make stuff up.
I think the cheese is slipping off poor ole Danny's cracker.
As if we needed more proof that stupid people shouldn't breed.
Danny is a tool is he? Where exactly did that idiot… erm I mean IDIOM come from?
Danny Glover is a clown. Isn't this the same guy that thought making "Gone Fishing" was a good idea? Once again, his own judgment has failed him.
The whole global warming thing is enough of a crock of crap and America's response to Copenhagen should have been summed up perfectly by sending them a case of sharpened up pencils with a note attached that read, "Cram these up your cram hole".
Note to Danny Glover: Please keep your pea-brained opinions to yourself, cuddle up next to Hugo Chavez and sing him sweet, communist lullabies, while you suck your thumb and rub his tummy.
Unfortunately, both of them are twits.
simple solution to Haiti problem. send all haitian refugees to Detroit. nobody is living there anyway and the houses are better constructed. Bulldoze damaged area and biuld condos and retirement communities for the displaced UAW employees. GM saves on retirement payouts Gov saves on rebuilding Detroit. Detroit gets a workforce to exploit. everybody is happy. Also have a new place for Gitmo detainees. Dem party gets another rep for there wacked out agenda. Are you getting this Barrack
For some bizarre reason, the lying, race-bating, weasely architect of the Tawana Brawley fraud is somehow immune to criticism. Pat Robertson should investigate whether Sharpton made some sort of pact with Satan. The evidence points that way.
This kind of reminds me of the time I was in Sunday School and a child tattled that I didn't close my eyes when we prayed…. of course, their eyes were open, too. How hypocritical and heartless to use such horrible suffering to promote your own agenda. I
When liberal demands are not obeyed, events like Katrina and the Hatian earthquake will happen. Libs are so compassionate.
Different guy, same name:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/200912040025
However, judging from the piece quoted above, they are both bitter fools, with a grudge against Fox News.
Good to know.
The problem with that is that that would leave an open door for Chavez and Castro to move in. While Glover may be an idiot, I do think the Cubans and Venezuelans ARE going to do something of the sort in order to influence it, and if we aren't there, they will practically be in a position to run the country. NOT a good idea.
If an asteroid were to come out of the sky and destroy the earth it would be America's fault for not having thought of a way to save the world's A$$! And they would also complain about how little Fox News covered it after everyone was dead! How insensitive!!!!
Why couldn't Murtaugh have blown up on that toilet!
I immediately laughed when I read that…. I hope others are as fortunate.
Greg, you're looking at this the wrong way:
Paid to sit and watch Fox News?
Dude, that's right up my alley!
When can Eric hire me to watch Fox News? I'm available right now!
Public safety
Glover a genius…Robertson offensive….muslim radicals insane don't really mean their comments…..Now you have your orders from the left…make sure you repeat as often as possible.
Bush was trashed unrelentingly by the likes of Burns, but it seems to me Obama's response to the devastation in Haiti has been, like his response to every crisis and emergency — total inadequacy.
Why wasn't the 82nd Airborne dropped into Haiti on Wednesday morning along with supplies and equipment?
Why have three and a half days passed without these people being given food and water?
The Katrina victims at least had shelter in the dome; the Haitians are sleeping in the open.
Why did Franklin Graham (who was delivering aid) have to circle the airport so long he had to return to FL?
Why was HIS plane circling behind the plane carrying the search and rescue teams?
Why are search and rescue teams still stuck in Texas and Ohio waiting for transportation?
Why hasn't a hospital ship been quickly rigged with calls out to retired and semi-retired doctors who would live on the ship and volunteer to help these people? (To put them ashore only would require MORE security and security is being stretched as it is).
As you posited, why is Obama spending time in MA trying to get one more incompetent elected to the Senate? We already have 59 at least.
Last, and most important — why hasn't the "mainstream" media noticed that Obama has done less than Bush for people in more dire need than those who suffered a hurricane that gave them three days warning?
There you go, ruining a perfectly good shrink.
I like the way that O'Reilly had an interpreter to decipher Danny Glover's rant last night. He must have had to search long and hard to find someone that spoke insaneo.
That island of logic adrift in a black sea of ignorance keeps getting smaller and smaller. It's sad that time is even devoted to giving people like this (Glover) any publicity. Be it good or bad.
Glover should have retired after Lonesome Dove.
I wonder if we can do a peace keeping mission and charter a few planes. Let's see 1 for Fidel and 2 Hugo…
We can give the California elites a one-way trip to their chosen land and sleep better at night knowing they are where they can be appreciated. Oh my, we may have to get a few more planes! I almost forgot we have a few from the FESTERING SWAMP that need to go too!
Greg, I think Obama and his media assumed that Haiti would benefit them by removing the Obamagenda from the front pages. The fact that FoxNews continues to focus on the Democratic's demands has their political panties in a bunch.
You are absolutely right. I still live and preach in the Bible Belt and cringe every time someone asks me if I've heard what Robinson said. Of course they only know because they saw it on CNN who went wall to wall with it. My wife asked yesterday, "Who listens to that nut?"
Right. Thanks. It IS good to know.
I feel sorry for him that in his 50's (?) he would still be willing to sell his soul for a buck. And he is not dull – he knows full well what he does thru his own admission. I think that says a lot.
Thomas Sowell said when experts step outside of their expertise its often off a cliff … enter Danny Glover
Let's not forget that directly after the Hurricane Mayor Nagin stated New Orleans was fortunate not to have been hit by the brunt of the storm and would do fine.
It was not until the levies failed two days later and people started asking him questions like :
>>"Were you getting reports form the Engineers on their status"
Nagin's answer "they let those levies fail" Evil engineers should of been reinforicing with lgo and erector sets I guess. and
>>"Why did you leave those school buses sitting together in the path of the flood?"
Nagin;s answer "Why are you asking me that Greyhound should be willing to suspend services nationwide for a week to help me out"
that Nagin started to blame the Governor and Bush. Gee which one did the MSM picvk up on.
Yes but Danny Glover would still blame Global Warming
I don't think the Haitians would agree sure HAiti is bad now but Detroit that's a year round disaster zone.
Nah…
There are plenty of ex Carter and Clinton staffers looking for work.
Mebbee anderson thought that the eartquake was caused by a meteor strike? Hence his reference to Meteorologists?
Why would you include OR in your comment?
And oh, Danny, watch that last step, it's a Doozy!
Danny Glover is right. Had Obama signed something in Copenhagen crippling our economy that earthquake would have never happened.
And don't forget 9/11 was an inside job! How do I know? Fire can't melt steel! just like I said on tv a few years ago. Now if you excuse me I have a Mensa meeting to attend.
Ha! Classic…
He was so me to ophelia……wonder why he was never charged for that………..
I am glad FOX does not drop everything every time a disaster happens. The World does go on. MSM and the Democrats are opportunists who use disasters like Haiti to sneak things past the public. FOX runs 24/7 and has plenty of coverage about Haiti, without devoting every second of their prime time to it.
This is one of those stories where I'm of two minds as to whether I should comment. Danny Glover is like the guy who at the end of the party is passed out drunk in the front yard wearing nothing but his own vomit. There is an idiot. Everybody can see he's an idiot. There is no reason to say anything. It all speaks for itself. Is there anybody out there who doesn't think Glover is an idiot? I consider that for a moment. How many people voted for Obama again?
Danny Gover is an idiot, people.
Good shrink?Hmmm, may just be an oxymoron right there, my good man
……. Hanzo
I think that the oxymoron might be "competent shrink" or something along those lines. Good shrink may be a comment on how much harm they haven't done.
The last time I heard about Glover, he was whining that he couldn't get good acting gigs because he is Black. Who the heck is this guy's agent? I want to be entertained by actors who don't evoke a lip curling "eyuuuuu" when appearing on the big screen.
"Daily Gut: Danny Glover Is a Tool"
Like that is a news flash
So when it comes out that Glover was not claiming that the earthquake was caused by global warming, but merely that we can expect more disaster on this scale in the future should global warming come to pass, will you call yourself a tool?
You're allegedly a news talkin' type guy, why not give him a call and ask for clarification? I double dog dare you.
What. A. Tool.
Is that, in fact, what he meant? And if so, why didn't he just say it?
And you know how it works with famous people – left and right – who put their foots in their mouthses. As soon as somebody calls them on it, it's "Oh, that's not what I meant, it was taken out of context, my enemies purposely misquoted me," etc., etc.
But I get your point. People are always saying and writing stupid things that they regret – things that didn't come out like they were supposed to. And the assumption among journalists and others is that those things are like Freudian slips. They supposedly tell us how the speaker *really* feels or thinks about something. Then the speaker gets smeared as a hypocrite. Well, sometimes that's true and sometimes it's not.
Still, given Danny's history of making bizarre statements I'd say the probability is that he meant exactly what he said. Nice if he didn't, but I'll wait to change my mind.
Burns is just a bitter hack. Isn't he the guy Fox news fired from the Newswatch show that John Scott now hosts on Saturdays?
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