Joy Finds Joy in Trig
by Greg GutfeldSo Joy Behar had writer Andrew Sullivan on her show to discuss Sarah Palin, and by “discuss,” I mean drag her through the mud by her pony tail. My favorite part was when Behar describes Sarah’s “people” as “evil and nasty”–right before she and Sullivan go evil on Palin, launching into a 10 minute dissertation on the “hard to believe” story of the birth of Trig.
Check it out, check it outers:
Of course, Sullivan isn’t alleging a cover-up–he just can’t believe Palin’s story. Meaning, of course he’s alleging a cover-up. Whatever–the whole obsession makes me queasy–much in the way Truthers, Birthers and Sullivan’s bushy beard do as well.
Anyway, Sullivan is dining out on this, and why shouldn’t he? He is, after all, the latest recipient of the “Strange New Respect” award. This award was first coined by the American Spectator roughly thirty years ago, given to any one labeled a conservative who then veers left. This is the easiest way to gain any respect from the media: slide on over to their side, unbutton your shirt and tell them, “hey, you were right all along.”
Sadly, there’s no such “Strange New Respect” award for people who move from left to right–because there is no welcoming party like Behar waiting for you with smirk and bon bons. If anything, you’re given the “You’re Screwed” award, which is accompanied by heaps of ridicule and worse, a deliberate shunning if you happen to work in the entertainment industry.
Anyway, there’s plenty to criticize Palin about–I’m still miffed at the whole “quitting her job in the middle of it” thing–mainly because I like getting fired so much. But if you need to spend your time conspiring over sinister childbirths, it’s time to start getting your fillings checked for radio transmitters; I did and was able to stop those messages from outerspace telling me that griffens were stealing my unicorn stickers (it turns out a pegasus was behind the whole thing!).
And if you disagree with me, you’re probably a racist.
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In Behar's defense, this way we don't have to talk about the issues or Obama selling out our country to special interests.
I was rather disconcerted last night by the glasses.
They always need an Emmanuel Goldstein
Palin certainly has all the right enemies.
Sarah is such an evil person. But what happens next week when the polls are taken and Barack Obama has lower approval rating than Sarah. Does that mean Barack is more evil than Sarah? I think so. What say you?
In Behar's defense, she's a dimwit.
Good welding joke by Norton though, right at the beginning.
How does Behar still have her own show? Aren't the ratings lower than those on a public access channel at 3 in morning?
Behar is a witch…
we know this to be true- she was thrown in the water and she floated; so she's a witch. Of course had she sunk she'd still be a witch. She turned Sullivan into a newt, albeit a gay one.
He got better…
If we had to pick amongst 6 billion people world-wide, the person the LEAST qualified in the universe to discuss ANYTHING female, Andrew Sullivan would be it.
So, when the media trots him out and sits there nodding and uh huh uh huh we just stare at the tube and say, "What's the trick here? Sullivan is no more "right" than he's a female expert, so it's like watching a program of two Martians discussing liquid H2O … whaaat?
well they should only know what Sarah thinks of THEM.
Maybe Joy and Andrew feel like Sarah loves Trig more than their parents loved them.
"How can that be? How can a mother love her child SO much, especially when that child is retarded and way less cool than we are? Something's got to be up with that!"
Andrew Sullivan belongs in a mental institution.
I say no. Obama is a member of several government certified victim classes.
Palin, raised a family, held a job, and can field dress a moose, if a member of none of them.
There fore she will always be more evil.
Isn't that giving her a bit too much credit?
She's dimmer than that.
Could be a package deal. If a station wants to air the View, they can do it, but only if they take this crap too.
Used to be quite common in prime time, don't know if it still is or not.
Oh please, no reason to dis witches like this. I have several in-laws that are witches, and they aren't that bad.
We can guess. Anyone who hangs their hate on "trig birth conspiricies" are total a$$clowns!
It's a step below A-HOLE. At least there are some A-HOLES I can respect. But no A$$CLOWNS!
It's TV magic. You don't have to be right wing, you can just play one in the media.
I'm more disappointed in Sullivan than Behar. Joy is a dolt, everyone knows that, but Sullivan used to be better than this.
I'm sorry, I wanted to view the video but 10:25 of this circle of jerks is too much. Heck, 30 seconds of this is too much.
Quite honestly, I don't know why any one pays attention to people like this anymore. I stopped doing it years ago, and am so much better for it.
And they're both racists!
Also…what Right Exodus? The bleeding stopped MONTHS ago, Joy.
Talking about those crazy birthers bring to mind the bumper sticker………."Somewhere a Kenyan village is missing its idiot."
My best friend is a witch. And she loves Pailn. LOL
Behar is a b–ch. Not a witch.
I hope Joy Behar gets terminal cancer and dies a slow painful death. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Bahar? Wasn't that the donkey in Winnie the Poo? Oh, right, that's some jackass on TV.
Andrew Sullivan, you and the rest of the RINOS know where the door is, don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out!
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How low do you have to be to pick on an infant, for any reason? These people are dispicable.
Andrew Sullivan is the only honest and true conservative out there. No one else would criticize Bush when Bush acted like a liberal. He is brilliant and deserves our profoundest thanks and respect. If you don't believe me just ask him or the liberals who now love him.
Does anybody know that Andrew Sullivan IS NOT A U.S. CITIZEN?! Who the hell is he to tell us who should lead U.S. conservative parties and/or movements?! Get the ____ out of my country, Andrew!
What kind of uneducated dimwit is actually watching this drivel? BTW, what kind of uneducated dimwits still watch the view either?
Arrrkkkk .. .. .. .. sez the Red Headed Libturd Parrot.
Nice Greg!! Started reading his blog in 2000, then in 2009 he lost me and his mind. Not a huge Palin fan but all the Palin hate is just weird and out of line. To him, most people are "f"ing MORONS!!!!
You know what? The more they criticize her the more she will climb on top. Everyday they make fun of Palin the more she will look great to the American people. This is not about Palin- this is about making fun of the average American Joe. The elites can't stand her because they feel they are above her down to earth, common sense persona. Eat Cake Elites!!!
Quit insulting the dimwits.
Their parents probably never gave them tough love.
Saying _NO_ can be vital to a child's development, and keep them from turning into a narcissistic liberal.
It is not possible to watch Joy Behar and Andrew Sullivan for 10:25 without throwing up.
I find it ironic that someone as ugly, inside and out, as her has the name of Joy. There isn't anything joyous about her.
yeah, and when his water breaks and he goes into labor, only then can he talk about birthing any baby.
I actually saw this and was amazed. For two people that hate the "wild conspiracy-theories" of Glenn Beck, they were quick to discuss some crazy story about Trig. Sullivan actually called Palin a nut-job. Did he not listen to the words that were coming out of his own mouth? Hypocrite! What is his fascination about the birth of Trig? That is a little psycho.
I find it funny as all get out that the LSM NEVER gave as much time and research into ObaMao's past as they are to the birth of Trig Palin.
I was trying to figure out the reason for my nausea and I thing you hit the nail on the head.
I made it just a tad over half of the video before I had to stop. Thank goodness I have no tv.
Andrew Sullivan said: "Our job is to ask questions. Her job is to answer them…don't forbid any press confrences. You sit down and answer them like your toughest critic…."
Sarah Palin isn't even the president and gets more backlash than Obama who "is" president yet doesn't have to follow these same rules.
Very interesting.
Yes, I did it, but was in a coma at the time…wait a minute…no, it put me in a coma. Sorry. The answer is no, you can't.
Ah hell…They are at it again…what a surprise…
Liberalism, the Evil that never sleeps.
"Sully" what a wonderful irony. A noun and a verb together. The diminutive form of Sullivan and also "to taint, to reduce in value". What an appropriate association, as he is both.
Watch it, now. Let's not sink to their level.
Joy Behar loves to tell how "dumb" Sarah Palin is. But it was just last month, on Black Friday, that Behar asked, "Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" Really? Then, still serious after Whoopi Goldberg laughed about it, she said, "But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?"
Wow! Isn't this a little like the pot calling the kettle… I don't know… something?
I wanted to know what Sarah Palin's Uterus's blog would have to say about it, but she hasn't posted recently. Poor Andrew. He just wanted to make a buck by asking some simple, innocent questions and now all these rubes are angry at him.
Definitely needs professional help.
Her name really should be Skank.
it is a Monty Python gag…
Wow, Joy Behar and Andrew Sullivan are totally out there.
This is the nicest thing I can say without resorting to expletives.
Surely there are handlers out there telling these two twits to shut up or lose their jobs.
The Baherwitch Project
Exactly.
Yeah, that's pretty rough. Cancer is not even sorta cool.
However, if Joy Behar was somehow rendered mute, I think I'd be pretty stoked.
Well at least Andrew finally found a venue where he's "the pretty one".
I've said it a lot but it's still true: Never in the history of human history has a gay dude been so obsessed with a woman's reproductive organs.
Andrew Sullivan needs to up his meds ASAFP, because the guy has truly lost his marbles.
Remind me again, would you, Andrew, who did the fact checking on Dreams of My Father and The Audacity of Hope? Answer: NO ONE! Who cares about the fact that Barack "did blow" or that he really did respect and admire Jeremiah, and even paid attention to those lofty sermons. No matter. He's just such a decent guy. He should have ascended to the presidency without an election for God's sake! And of course, as Andrew opines, Barack is steadfastly trying to bring us all together……..in one extra large hand basket on its way to you know where….express, no stops. But the most disturbing and malignant observations from this "reasoned" man were regarding the birth of Sarah's baby, Trig. Wow, just wow.
scarier, but nowhere near as entertaining…
Joy Bahar looks like a bartender. She'd be perfect behind a bar. She has that cheap reddish hair, that big ugly mouth, that bad attitude and that unmistakable desperate, easy look. She looks like one of them old dawgs that hang around waiting for the losers left in the bar at the end of the night get drunk and horny enough enough to take her home. One of them ones you walk up with that's snoring real loud with her mouth hangin' open. She's got her girdle and her control hose and her wide-strapped bra laying on the floor, she slowly wakes up and coughs while reaching for a smoke and asks you to get her a cup of coffee. She reminds me of Shelley Winters character, the noxious mama, the brainless baba, the cow, That hayes woman, in the original "Lolita"
Behar should plea out to it as "a fair cop", just before we burn her…
Sounds like a case of "Meeeeeow" to me.
Is this like Perez Hilton on the respectability of, well, himself…
Also no one in the SRM, to my knowledge, ever fact checked the two autobios that 0beyme more likely didn't write.
I know what you mean, what was up with the glasses?
Which Monty Python bit are you are referring to?? Me memory is fading, mate!
Joy Behar is a classless, inarticulate, liberal, know-nothing, wanna-be comedian whose lack of grace appalls most Americans. Her lack of couth positions her somewhere between Wanda Sykes and Moms Mabley in the pantheon of female comics.
And she has never… ever… been funny. And Andrew Sullivan is in the early stages of dementia.
You are a more tolerant person than I, because you lasted 30 seconds longer than I could handle.
it would be 'The Holy Grali' bit about the witches. Sure there's a youtube on it!
it would be a plea that falls on deaf ears…
Shows how much I know, as I had no idea that Andrew Sullivan ever was a Republican.
That's a very good point, but libs never see their hypocracy. They're still upset that Lee Harvey Oswald was a commie.
Shouldn't Joy join Linda Richman, Madonna, and Roseanne on discussing Barbra's skin or something else like "buttah"?
(Don't invite Andrew Sullivan for this one.)
(Please.)
"I'm a little verklempt because Obama's polls are down. I'll give you a topic…"
"Obama's Progressive Era is neither progressive nor an era. Discuss."
Thanks, I haven't seen Holy Grail in ages. Little sis got me the dvd collection of theirs shows, for Christmas last year, and it's bloody brilliant.
The handlers are out there, but they're too busy watching on the monitors in the greenroom — and they were most likely laughing and applauding through all this.
What kind of asshole gives this FOUR STARS on Youtube, that's what I want to know.
Lilablue caught it!
"Andrew Sullivan said: "Our job is to ask questions. Her job is to answer them…don't forbid any press confrences. You sit down and answer them like your toughest critic…."
EVICERATED in South Park! "Dances with Smurfs."
If we say another word, it'll be a spoiler.
watch it for that gag- Eric Idle and John Cleese are brilliant, and all of a suddenour post makes sense. With Sullivan the newt…
The Arctic Fox Williwaw is about to wreak havoc upon the liberal and Rino bi-coastal elitists. And true to all williwawa, out of a calm and sunny day, they give no warning whatsoever before striking.
Will do mate! Cheers!!
Hi dcase,
here's the link. enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
And I'm always ready to serve.
While we're on Monty Python, here's my absolute favourite Holy Grail clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs&fe...
Sarkozy will be doing this to DohBama before long. hehehe
I'd venture that Sarah doesn't spend too much time thinking about them. The only time I reckon she'd give them the slightest glance would be if they quite literally got in her face.
I'd pay to see that.
Joy Behar seems obsessed with Sarah Palin. Why? Is it deeply rooted insecurity because she herself is a fraud? Is she in love with Palin? What is it?
For some reason this story reminds me of a scene in the Arnold movie Kindergarten Cop. Arnold has a headache and one of the kids him "Is is a tumor?" Perhaps Joy Behar has a tumor which is causing her to behave like a humanoid.
Wow. Sounds to me like this guy should hold obama to the standards he wants to hold palin to. Neither answers questions…
Anyway, 11 AP fact checkers on palins book, 0 AP fact checkers on obamas. The media didn't vet either.
And why would an airline know who's pregnant?
This guy needs to look in the mirror, promoting conspiracy theories as he bashes glenn beck for it.
Andrew Sullivan needs to die of AIDS and Joy Behar needs to be raped and left for dead in a dumpster.
Joy Behar is so stupid that I bet her husband has to run out in the yard and smack her for eating her own $h!t.
Just like the dog she is….
(And that's mildly offensive to me, because I love dogs.)
These two are sick in their minds.
This was some bizzaro interview. Everything they accuse Palin of is exactly what they're guilty of.
Sarah Palin just makes makes these people crazy. Isn't she fantastic.
Troll detected.
That would be Braaawwwwk – as in Brawk 0bama, for the way he parrots the points from the teleprompter.
What about Obama who was not vetted in anyway who actually now sits in the White House? So bizarre?
How 'bout just a nasty case of jock itch?
Agreed! If there was any justice in this world someone would kick their teeth right down their respective throats.
I'd venture that Sarah doesn't spend too much time thinking about them.
I wonder if that's what infuriates them the most.
I hope her life suddenly becomes so wonderful, so immaculately clear, that she stops worshiping envy and vindictiveness and becomes a conservative.
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