Daily Gut: Transgender and Terror
by Greg GutfeldSo a dude at the UN named Martin Scheinin filed a report calling for a trashing of our current counter-terrorism policies. The new plan, he believes, should “abandon the ‘war paradigm’” and “enshrine the principles of gender-equality and non-discrimination…”
Among his odder proposals: rethinking security checks that “focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny [and] make transgender persons” – who might also be cross-dressing – “susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
Martin Scheinin
Translation: checking for dudes who conceal bombs via cross-dressing hurts the feelings of men who cross-dress as a lifestyle choice.
Okay.
I can’t figure out if this is the worst story ever, or THE GREATEST STORY EVER.
I mean, in terms of revealing what the UN does best, this report takes the transgendered cake: simultaneously undermining the war on terror while making a mockery of common sense. When the UN isn’t trying to minimize mass murder, this mishmash of maniacs is trying to commit it themselves.
The war on terror is not a lab for social engineering. The war on terror cannot be guided by hurt feelings or the politically correct desires belonging to someone who fried his brain on Oprah. The war on terror is meant to protect innocent individuals from terror – be these innocent folks gay, straight, transgender or half man/half unicorn. If America were to take this UN report seriously, we would put everyone at risk, including the dumbasses at the UN.
But it should be no surprise that the UN would put the feelings of a cross dressing, transgendered person before the safety of millions of airline passengers. I would hope that the gay, lesbian and transgendered community would find this equally as ludicrous – and that such thinking risks the lives of everyone, including their own.
But if they don’t, I don’t care.
I’ll still be wearing my floral caftan in first class.
It has embroidered sunflowers.
And if you disagree with me, then you’re probably a racist.
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When I saw this story, I thought the UN had gone insane. This is a ludicrous idea. Just one terrorist slips through with this stupid idea in play, and they could kill hundreds of people. You know what the UN would do? They would shrug their shoulders and say "Whoops, but at least no one was unfairly treated based on gender discrimination". I call for the abolition of the UN, and a slap for Martin Sheinin. What a moron.
Every time I believe the world has gone insane once and for all, it shows me yet again that I do not know its depths.
Relocate the u.n. to somalia. Maybe someboy there will listen to them. And STOP giving them our tax dollars.
The world will have gone completely insane when we can no longer recognize the insanity. So feel better the world has not gone insane just the idiots in charge.
Mr. Sheinin, if you would only ensure that your girly panties don't have holes in them, you'll get through security without embarrassment.
Can't we all just get along and just everyone wear a Burka? And yes Greg yours can be in Floral pattern if you chose to be out of style 3/4 of the seasonal year.
The new plan, he believes, should “abandon the ‘war paradigm’” and “enshrine the principles of gender-equality and non-discrimination…”
These mental pygmies should be laughed off the stage into a psychiatric ward.
So I am supposed to fly the friendly skies with no protection from suicide bombers because my life is worth less than the delicate feelings of a transgender wearing his sister's bra?
Suddenly I understand that ancient saying – 'they whom the Gods destroy they first make mad'. Hello destruction – we're already passed the insanity mark.
I long for those days that life was no more complicated than Wally taping his ears back and wearing a "nose flattener" because some girl said his pug nose was “cute”, and the Beaver telling him, “Golly Wally, you sure look funny like that”.
*sigh*
Well…I can dream can’t I?
Those of us over 50 can all relate I suppose…the rest of you "youngsters"…look it up.
Not Over.
This kind of thing isn't funny anymore, people are going to get hurt because of guys like Martin Scheinin. And those hurt people will come from all walks of life.
what about women who look like men. you know, the libs, they must be getting searched constantly.
its just not fair. pass a law quick.
Emotion is valued over life at the U.N.
Nice
When we get a real constitutional candidate. A candidate that cheerleads for our country because he believes in our greatness and gets the hell out of the way so we can be just that, that's when we'll see an end to our invovement in this ridiculous farce called the U.N.
Too bad the (so called) Republicans are actively blocking efforts to find that candidate.
You conservatives are just down on Scheinin because he´s black!
i think someone wants to wear panty's; it's alright marty no one will accuse you of being a terrorist. aside from that marty you've chosen a truly noble cause to champion. necessary
More proof that the UN is one huge peacenik circle-jerk.
maybe. but he prefers to call them "stretchy pants"
This Scheinin cat wouldn't be so concerned about offending certain groups if Al Quaeda had crashed into the U.N. building instead of the Twin Towers
I prefer the idea a lawyer (yes, a lawyer) whose name I don't remember once had. We obviously don't want the UN telling us how to run our domestic and foreign policy, yet it is helpful and often important that nations get together to talk about their problems and suggest possible solutions. Therefore, we should transfer the original functions of the UN to an institution that is much better equipped for just this purpose–specifically, we should tear down UN headquarters, and build a giant Starbucks on its ruins. Tell me I'm wrong.
step aside, old man.
the world has passed you by.
your generation is precisley the reason the world is in the state it is in, so stop trying to act like you are a victim of the world and take your personal responsibility for fucking it up, dude.
Jeez, you old geezers are dumb.
Personally, I'd follow the examples of New York Conservatives and support independent conservatives in local and national races:
http://biggovernment.com/2009/10/23/tea-party-to-...
Another group to check out on this issue is GOOOH:
http://goooh.com/Home.aspx
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May I suggest a new screening policy? Cavity searches for all UN officials.
"All-male college bans cross dressing"
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/17/college.dress.co...
Thus, Morehouse College will quickly prove one of the SAFEST places in America since crossdressing suicide bombers can't make it on campus.
Common sense and security win again. Pity the UN and too many liberal appeasers don't get this.
"simultaneously undermining the war on terror while making a mockery of common sense"
. . . but I repeat myself . . .
Move the U.N. to Somalia, where they can go about "peacemaking" every day. Keep the U.N. Building, put a Starbucks in the lobby, and rent out the rest to paying customers.
Sorry, I didn't notice you beat me to Somaila (reply above). Another great mind, I see.
Only a Black college could pull this off. Guess who can out-victim the cross-dressers?
billy boy, (and I do mean boy)…Boo, look behind you "dude"…it's me sneaking up on you…dude.
And what precisely is the "reason the world is in the state it is in", hmmmmmmmm?
Can it be because you have no command of the English language is it, or has MTV rotted what’s left of your drug addled brain to understand?
And, before I "step aside"…dude…you'll have to step over me…and I'm NOT going to allow that to happen…dude.
Wanna bet?
I thought not…dudette.
Not Over…by a long shot squishy.
Stupidity runs deep.
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It's racist to harass cross-dressing terrorists with bombs in their burqa's.
Yes, this makes sense because the preferred outfits for crossdressers is the burkha, unless they are feeling really, really naughty then they will go all abaya on you.
This just proves how insane the far left has gone.
So I'm coming away from this blog with two conclusions: a daisy-embroidered burka is NOT a faux pas, and that the UN is as crazy as my "media and identity" college professor. Thanks for the update, Greg.
You CAN'T parody these Euroweenies. Whatever absurdity you dream up, they top it in dead earnest.
Would the cross-dressing terrorist have to shave his rat beard? Pancake that rat stubble? Try the ol' bearded transgendered person from a Middle Eastern country "just visiting, nothing for me today" trick?
Why does every STUPID pronouncement from the U.N. have a idiot from Europe at the helm?
LOL – would be hilarious if it weren't all too real (the utterance of such PC inanity, that is).
Good night Rahm! Oh, I mean Billy!
The only reason the UN exist is our money. Let's stop it.
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I just want’a mention that we’re having a 30% off sale at Abdulla Abdulla factory outlet, plus sizes for big boned gals.
(discreet parking in the rear)
Was Martin Schein a former worker on Jimmie Carter's peanut farm?
Yup. And they should never have dug him up. Before they could shell and roast him, he escaped and came to New York. (I'd make a really tacky joke about a nutless wonder but I have too much class.)
What billy meant to say is that it was guys like you who stood in the path of people like Hitler, Stalin, Kim Il-sung, Ho Chi Minh and Saddam Hussein. If only you would have stood down and let them have their way with civilization, then billy and all the rest of us would be living in a peaceful utopia.
Right billy?
Yeah… it's so scary because there's been how many terrorists caught sneaking onto planes crossdressing? oh, none? wow you're all so scared of a man in a dress? really? "oh no! we were fine with Bush wiretapping us and making us take off our shoes and jump through a hoop to fly, but letting transgender people fly is proof that 'the man is upon us'' " Grow a pair (of ovaries) be a real american and quit freaking out about nothing and worry about liberty- here's a hint: it's about personal liberty
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Wow… are our anti-terrorist heads so imbecilic as to think concentrating on looking for men dressed as women is a good plan when FEMALE TERRORISTS ALREADY EXIST?
While looking for transgender people not passing so well they'll let through women who are not crossdressed strapped with explosives.
Cause female suicide bombers already exist!
So concentrating on the crossdressers and not checking every male and female too is making us less safe!
What would you rather, search for people in skirts being male or instead just search everyone for bombs? Apparently the war on crossdressers is more important than the war on terror and finding hidden male body parts is more important than finding hidden explosives!
good point, but it'll never happen. kinda like the Democrats blowing up CNN headquarters.
sociological rock-paper-scissors: racism-sexism-homophobia?
And to think I always preferred you to Ginger. Well, it wasn't for your brains anyway.
Batty,
I just Googled it, and yes, there are many FREE online reading comprehension courses available. Just kidding, i know that was pure satire.
What an image though… I can just see the security guy pulling the 6'2", big-boned, blonde-wigged 'lady' out of the line and sending 'her' to the security office just as the petite woman with a bomb strapped to her back gets to the front… "Go right ahead ma'am. We're only looking for cross-dressing men"
First go and convince the Taliban and Al Qaeda and most of the imams in Londistan about "gender equality".
Let me know how that works out for you.
1GooDDaDDy wouldn't you love to have Billette on the Grinder at P.I. for 20 min. He won't know whether to sh_t or wind his wrist watch. Keep punching Brother.
Roger that!
Not Over.
and amen. those $1200 suited phonies don't want to accomplish anything, the want to have lunch at Tavern on the Green and illegally park. Period
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It's difficult to be a satirist in this world. Whatever you can make up can't possibly approach what serious people actually do and say.
When it comes to the war on terror, you can tell where the Left's priorities are.
I'll take yer Starbucks and raise you an internet chat room. Turn the UN building into commercial real estate and just start up an internet chat room where the UN-intelligents can gather and discuss how to save the world.
Only allow UN members to log in and post comments, yet let everyone else view the conversation. Take away their control over troops, get them out of OUR country, and think of all the money we'll save!!!
True. Next book for Amazon.co.uk, Greg: "A Compilation of Liberal Ideas: you-can't-make-this-shit-up"
no, he'll just claim he's a Greek woman.
Apologies to the two posts above but Somalia would never work. The Pirates wouldn't want the competition. A good place for the Useless Nations would be Caracas Venezuala, Havana Cuba after we exit from this Union of America hating thug organization.
What a delicious fantasy!
LOL. I can hear him now, "I veesh your country no harm,no no no no…I merely veeesh to operate thee conbienience store, yes." "and, Oh yes, I'm am Greek, how did you guess, you flirty Americano!"
Well I would rather go with being a lot more ruthless in this war than we have been, and I mean ruthless. Its going to take another major attack on our soil in the realm of 9/11 and then some. For some reason to many of the national leadership don't have the stones for this war, a war that we did not go looking for or even wanted to fight, We turned the cheek too much since 1979, with an over run embassy. It would have been so cheap back then, 24/7 bombing of Terhan, till it looked like Berlin or Dresden would have put a stop to all of this happy horse hockey. Nope, we just let it stew and build and well now we have a war that will last for a couple of generations. The Europeans are just doing what they have always done, at least since the first world war, where they screwed the pooch on terms so bad, that round two came a mear 20 years latter. Well the only question for Us is Is the Nation worth defending, are our Citizens worth defending? We should go and get this job done, scorched earth if need be.
As a TG I find the hole lot of you guys annoying. United Abominations,Gay Republicans–the helicoptor rights–and the Gay Lobby , et al.
TG just want to have fun!!
we just want to have fun!
"a war that we did not go looking for or even wanted to fight" George Semel – what planet are you from? We STARTED these wars based on lies from the Bush administration. Stick your head in the ground and STFU. You're the problem, certainly not the solution – not that your comment has anything to do with this article.
God, I so love the military sayings! My husband always comes home with a knew one and they just crack me up because they so well-describe the situation.
My favorite one was the one the drill sergeant uesd on my dad in Basic: "Your a$$ is grass, and I'm the lawnmower." I use it on my kids all the time. LOL!
I swear to God you cannot write this shiite! You cannot. It's amazing these people are able to get out of bed in the morning.
If the Eurocrats continue their attempts to change the U.S. into a Marxist form of Europe, we ought to begin carpet-bombing Western Europe with 100 kiloton nukes. I was ready to launch a Tomahawk when the O'ssiah received the Nobel. Bribing the President with a million-plus dollars ought to be a declaration of war. Acceptance of such a bribe by the President, allegations of gifts to charities notwithstanding, ought to be grounds for automatic Presidential removal.
What is amazing is that the UN would put the feelings of a cross dressing, transgendered person before the safety of that cross dressing, transgendered person. The boys in the global jihad aren't known for their tolerance of alternative lifestyles.
The US cannot let the UN leave NYC. Obama is the king in waiting to preside the new world order.
The "War on Terror" is bogus anyway, it was implemented to force Nations to give up their Sovereignty & you to give up your Liberties.
Even now the NWO is coming to fruition in the EU, meet your new European "President" : Tony Blair.
You may remember him from past escapades such as his "Sexed Up" BULLSHIT WMD Report on Iraq
What if I take a duck onboard loaded with mentos. About midway into the flight I give "quackers" a lil sip of pepsi. hahahaah and the duck is a drake dressed as a girl! hahahah diabolical!
Army buddies are telling me that they started this policy when they started catching guys crossdressing while doing insurgent stuff in Iraq.
One also says that they'd make sandbag towers full of explosives and put them in burqas to try to hide them. I guess this was a source of a lot of amusement, because they didn't even make it look human.
Why go chasing cross dressers? Surely, it's the crescent moon dressers that you should be after? Some people really do want to penalize those at the bottom. Perhaps we should all go har-harassing President O'bummer?
I can see it now…
An airport security guard hauls a tranny in for questioning, he reads out the rights, "Anything you say or do will be taken down in evidence."
He/she/it (delete as applicable) replies, "Knickers & penis."
The UN was such a good Idea. For about 5 minutes. Now, they want to rule the world from their comfy Office in New York. What's wrong with that Idea? Everything! Sorry, just thinking out loud.
That is my biggest complaint, besides the rampant corruption, that makes me crazy. It is the amount of money we throw to that pit every year (last I heard we were by far the largest contributor). Spiro, you are right, think of the money we would save.
William & Mary University crowned a transgendered Homecoming Queen this past weekend. How cute that is, right? The UN mindset + ultraliberal universities = societal insanity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war
Since everyones a target, dont feel too bad if you feel the sting.
Its a war on terror. Buck up, son.
BODY COUNT SCORE BOARD GUESTIMATE:
us 7000 them 900000
we are out killing them 128 to 1 (or so)
keep up the good work, only a billion or so to go!
see you all in hell, CITIZEN
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