Daily Gut: God Bless Vaclav Klaus; Shut Up Kids!
by Greg GutfeldSo, at the opening of the U.N. climate change summit on Tuesday, a hundred or so world leaders (including our own President) were greeted by a thirteen year old girl from India, named Yugratna. Her name might seem complicated to western ears, but her message was simple: we`re just not doing enough to fight global warming. She added, “Please help: Qaddafi asked me to Applebee`s.”
Yugratna
Anyway, here’s a key rule one must know about left-wing propaganda: that once they trot out the kids, you know you`re being fed a pile of crap the size of Al Gore`s houseboat. Using pubescent pawns is based on the successful belief that no one dare question children – because they`re smaller and weaker than adults – and for the most part, sincere. Also: they`re adorable and can make up damaging stories about you if you don’t submit to their fickle wishes.
So you know if anyone at that meeting were to stand up to Yugratna, and say, “Hey kid, shouldn`t you be in school instead of trying to ruining our economy based on phony science,” you`d be stoned to death. With knives. Made of stone. Shaped like knives.
So, dammit: God bless Czech President Vaclav Klaus. The world`s gutsiest leader went after the U.N. for this shameless BS, saying “It was sad and …frustrating. It’s a propagandistic exercise where 13-year-old girls from some far-away country perform a pre-rehearsed poem. It’s simply not dignified.”
See, Klaus is a skeptic on global warming – and he`s no dope. He realizes, like a growing number of experts in the scientific community, that climate change is more likely naturally based – not the fault of evil humans. It`s too bad, however, that politicians, like our own Obama, would choose to listen to a teenage girl instead.
Maybe if Klaus got pigtails, things would change.
And if you disagree with me, then you`re probably a racist.
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"pubescent pawns" –superb word choice Greg.
Somehow what you are getting at in your piece feels linked to what Evan Coyne Maloney wrote on BigGovernment.com last week about the hierarchy of multiculturalism:
"If a person is a member of a group guilty of past racial oppression, that person has no moral standing in relation to anyone in any group that’s ever been a victim of that oppression."
It seems that when people play the "kid card" they are aligning their issue with a victim group, the opposition then becomes part of the oppressor group.
Remarkable times we are living in. When F. Schiller wrote, that even the gods fight stupidity in vain, the man knew what he was writing about.
pp's, for short…
Spot on, Gut … spot on.
How upside down this world really is when Vaclav Klaus is ignored and the ignoramuses are using 13 year old's for their own purposes – power and money.
But, unfortunately, you are right … when Klaus grows pigtails, things will change for the better.
Ouch! Succinctly put, Mr. Gutfeld. And I'm looking forward to watching Congressman McCotter's on tonight's "Red Eye". He excels in every forum, including your irreverent show. McCotter for President!
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That girl (are we sure of this?) looks like she should be yelling "De plane! De plane!" while Ricardo Montalban stands next to her.
I mean, who dresses a kid like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TqqWJugXzs
Still the best summation of why man-made global warming is a myth.
Of course we should minimize our impact on the environment. Of course. But if you think the world is ending sometime soon due to the actions of mankind, you are a scientific illiterate, and have no concept of geologic time-scales.
Oh, and by the way, there are INFINITE resources waiting for us just outside earth's gravity well.
(Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!)
More Globalist puke!
Good Article!
From what I've read about Klaus, he sounds like a real rabble rousing conservative. Good stuff
I swear I did not just laugh out loud. I shouldn't have, but I couldn't stop myself. I apologize.
What wouldn't I give for a few Klauses in Congress!
Islam On Capitol Hill? WTF
http://mycityblog.net/2009/09/24/islam-on-capitol...
I guess Muslims from around the Country are going to Capitol Hill tomorrow and it says "Their Time Has Come"
I <3 both Vaclavs: Havel and Klaus.. Agree with both on some things, disagree with both on others, but both have the biggest brassiest balls of anyone in public life these days.
I wonder if Czech will be a bugout destination once the US defaults? Probably not, probably get eaten up by Russia :/
can you stop calling those who disagree with you as RACIST!!!?? i much prefer Hitler, it doesn't carry the horrific weight of racism!!!
and i dont much respect red eye, they use a prepubescent prawn as their host…
they listen to the kid, so they can tell their citizens, sorry, but we need to tax the crap out of you, you don't want me to question that harmless little girl, do you?
You are so bad
Ditto
Pimping of 13 year olds. Sounds familiar. Oh yea ACORN.
ROFL
But Greg, was it a good poem?
Every year these diseased baboons at the UN fling their rhetorical feces. This year our eunuch for a president demonstrated what a Pollyanna he is with his "no nukes" and "why can't we all get along" sophistry.
Obama would be wise to take note at how a true leader speaks, a "King of kings" as Gaddafi put it: Benjamin Netanyahu. His speech was remarkable; Bravo Sir.
Every year these diseased baboons at the UN fling their rhetorical feces. This year our eunuch for a president demonstrated what a Pollyanna he is with his "no nukes" and "why can't we all get along" sophistry.
Obama would be wise to take note of how a true leader speaks, a "King of kings" as Gaddafi put it: Benjamin Netanyahu. His speech was remarkable; Bravo Sir.
I have no compunction about telling some kid to shut up, and would laugh in the face of this sort of deluded adolescent reproof.
Vaclav Klaus is phenomenal. His comments and speeches over the last several years have been fantastic. Vaclav and Bibi are real leaders.
The Global Warming/Climate Change locomotive is running out of steam.and the only threat to the world is the hot air coming out of their mouths of politicians and others who promote it. They may keep preaching at the UN or the upcoming Copenhagen conference because they've invested reputations on supporting the theory and promoting themselves as "environmentalists". However, while talk's cheap action isn't and they're not going to actually to do much. To do so would threaten economies with higher taxes and costs, loss of jobs and even tougher times or the destruction of business. Many of them know that socialist inspired lunacy of CC/GW is nonsense and it's going to be harder for anyone to convince sane people that catastrophe is looming. It's like those "end of the world" cults that convince followers it's all over but have to keep changing the date for Armageddon. Calamites that were supposed to happen a couple of years ago haven't eventuated and neither will those predicted for few years ahead.
Vaclav was the only adult in the room.
I would happily trade Glorious Leader and Doll Head for one of the Czech President's ears.
Or toenails.
Google him and check out his website. He is the only guy with a brain and the guts to speak up in the whole UN about the scam going on to tax the world for the sake of wealth redistribution schemes.
It's kinda funny how all the world's governments have no problem whatsoever enslaving their children to mountains of insurmountable debt, but heaven forbid they should be subjected to an extra degree or two Fahrenheit.
I've been having a hard time with this garbage all day. We throw the only intelligent speakers at the UN farce under the bus. The Poles, the Czechs, the Israeli…
When I heard Bibi speak, I heard American. When I heard Obama speak, I heard ??? It's enough to make a girl want to become a 'birther'.
Boy do I hear you…. I can't see straight today.
I really would like some trade agreements so we can trade people like Barney Frank, Pelosi, Reid, etal for people like Klaus and Cameron (Brit). Sheesh, I'd be willing to give them our crew for free and pay them for their guys. Now that might be worth putting our kids in debt for.
"Do not worry, little girl, we American liberals will gladly make our entire country suffer the sacrifices your own government refuses to. Why we are so generous, one of our leading liberal institutions will help you secure meaningful employment in the US!"
or teaching them what Fahrenheit is….
Only a select few are taught above 6th grade science in govt. schools.
The Czech president also wrote a book about this global warming hysteria. I haven't read it but would love to if and when I find it.
I find it sad that I look to people like him and Hannan of England as better men than our own president.
But when those kids are working in ACORN brothels with no A/C, they're gonna be happy it's 98 degrees instead of 100.
I love your reply. YES! Use the "future kids" of tomorrow. I had never considered that before, just thought it was lazy. WRONG, very effective and cowardly. Thank you.
Hannan may be the boldest and brightest politician in the world…how does someone like that come out if Europe?
Have you read the "Story of Stuff? I suggest the viewing the the video with the debunking. I wanted to crawl through my computer screen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it!
Close, but she looks a lot more like Michael Jackson – pre Thriller. If she was standing in front of a brick wall, I'd swear I was looking at the Off The Wall album.
I think I have a new hero. Thanks for speaking out. Someone in the room had a pair.
The book is called Blue planet, green shackles.
DaveE.
Well…everything will be ok once Brietbart starts "Big Environment".
So now the libs are out-sourcing their global warming mantra to children………..some how I'm really not surprised.
she helped me last week when i had a problem with my computer
There was a video on YouTube of a girl yelling at a crowd of adults about how they haven't done enough to protect the world for her generation. It was a big hit, so I'm not surprised they're continuing the tactic. One thing lefties love is feeling guilty.
Sorry Greg, couldn't concentrate on your column because of the 'BARE NECCESITIES' Girl in the ad below it.
Funny how the Left loves children when it comes to promoting their agenda. Other than that, they don't give a rat's rear end about them and are more than willing to kill them off before they are born since they would just more mouths to feed.
Funny how the Left loves children when it comes to promoting their agenda. Other than that, they don't give a rat's rear end about them and are more than willing to kill them off before they are born since they would just be more mouths to feed.
I think the eastern European leaders understand leftist agendas and where the lead.
Not only Klaus is a brilliant guy, there is another Czech leader, Mirek Topolanek who was decrying Obama's 'stimulus plan' back in March:
http://motorcitytimes.com/mct/can-we-trade-levin-...
Parody: Politicians' Relentless Exploitation of Children Ruled to Violate Child Labor Laws http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/09/politicians-r...
“Please help: Qaddafi asked me to Applebee`s.”
What the heck is Qaddafi doing asking a 13 year old to go to Applebee's? The man can't put together a coherent sentence. I sure hope someone rescued the poor girl from that dinner date!!
But it's got electrolytes.
(Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!)
are you kiddin' me? that stuff needs to be put in a freezer to slow down the molecules to the point of inaction. then you can use it for all kinds of stuff. i like mine in lemonade, or to use in a compress when i pull a muscle.
That girl (are we sure of this?) looks like she should be yelling "De plane! De plane!" while Ricardo Montalban stands next to her.
And for the B. Bernice Young Elementary School attendees in New Jersey, that would be "ppp's": pre-pubescent pawns.
The “Please help: Qaddafi asked me to Applebee`s” was code for "I am being held hostage and my parental units are in danger if I do not recite this garbage".
Oh, and by the way, there are INFINITE resources waiting for us just outside earth's gravity well.
Not infinite. Just astonishingly more than we can access here on Earth.
(I mean, the Universe will eventually run low enough on hydrogen so that new stars won't get created and then things will steadily get worse.)
That was my first thought. I was trying to figure out why someone photoshop'd MJ into that suit.
I have two questions:
1. Why would I care what a 13 year-old has to say about Global Warming?
2. If the science of man-made Global Warming is so solid, why do the Chinese seem so ambivalent?
Anyone else think that she looks like Michael Jackson when he was still black?
LoL fair enough.
Dark secret of new EU president Vaclav Klaus
This is the first time a former Soviet-bloc country will lead the EU — an irony compounded by Mr. Klaus's opposition, earlier this decade, to Czech membership in the political and economic union of 27 countries and almost 500 million Europeans. Renowned for his arrogance, the prickly Mr. Klaus is no Santa. Often referred to as Europe's rudest politician, he is more like The Grinch. Such audacious behavior, perhaps, helps him mask a 46 year-old secret. We can reveal exclusively that Mr. Klaus, while a 21-year-old student at the University of Economics, Prague, in 1962, was recruited by Czech counterintelligence officers and put to work as a spy against democratic reformers with whom he studied and later worked. For five decades he has concealed a murky past of betrayal and deception. Codenamed "Vodichka," Mr. Klaus is said to have been "an avid and willing informant" who reported on the political reliability of his classmates — two of whom were expelled because of the information he provided: http://dark-secret-bohemia.blogspot.com/
How come we still have Maldives anyway? I thought they'd found a cure.
And that will most likely be our fault as well.
"A five year mission….to seek out new worlds, new civilizations….and apologize to them for our existence."
I just spewed a perfectly good cup of coffee!
You know, that actually ocurred to me, too, but I didn't know how accurate I was to say that.
…aaand to top it off, I heard on the news this morning that yet another nuclear facility was discovered in Iran, contrary to their public denials. The State Department was said to be "shocked and disappointed". If either Hizbollah Shiites or Al_Queda operatives set off a nuke in the U.S., it's not going to be out in the hinterlands among the "bitter" people "clinging to their guns and religion" (hey – that sounds like the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan). It'll be in New York, Chicago, or some other big city crowded with Obama supporters.
…they brought out the kid – next, it'll be a batch of adorable puppies and kittens: "If we don't do something to stop Global Warming NOW, these adorable puppies and kittens will DIE!"
"Hi, I'm Yugratna, and what is the problem you're having with your software today?"
I thought this was a boy in early stages of puberty..anyway tell this kid to go home, she is missing school!
I was thinking the exact same thing!
I am shocked! Shocked that they have shaved that chimpanzee and trained it to speak only so it could guilt us into falling in lock-step with the Big Green Delusional Machine rather than training it to star in films along side Matt LeBlanc.
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I like the headline, considering Vaclav Klaus is an Atheist. And of course he is against recognizing global warming, he's a free market capitalist.
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