Daily Gut: Great Abs, But No Balls
by Greg GutfeldSo according to a new poll by WorldPublicOpinion.org, Barack Obama is the most trusted political leader in the world. The poll was of nearly 20,000 residents of the largest nations, including even Macau. Oh how I love Macau. From my own experience, the authorities tend to look the other way when it comes to so many things.
So Obama was right: he truly is the citizen of the world, even as his own country is left wandering and confused. I suppose it’s easy, however, for Jabrail in Azerbaijan to swoon over Obam, when he’s not faced with cap and trade, nationalized health care, and those new mandatory curly light bulbs. But then again, in Azerbaijan, I guess you’re just happy to have any kind of light bulb. Even if it’s a candle shaped like a light bulb.
But I digress. The poll looked at “confidence ratings” and found that while Obama had the highest, and would “do the right thing regarding world affairs,” Vladimir Putin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had the lowest. Now, these standings might mean something, if Obama actually had the balls to take advantage of them. I mean, what’s the use of being loved if you can’t actually scare the crap out of those who love you? It’s what confuses me most about our President. He chose initially to sit on the sidelines – as the people of Iran cried out for help – preferring to see which dude wins. A true leader, however, would know that it’s not the leaders who matter, but the people caught in the middle.
Which is why Obama’s recent response to the Honduran mess is even more bizarre. Immediately after the coup – Obama raced to condemn it. So our President develops a spine over an abducted politician in pajamas – but not about widespread bloodshed of innocent folks in Iran? Where the heck are his priorities, or his sense of proportion?
Does Obama make a list of things that piss him off, and if so – what’s at the top? Fascism or poorly inflated tires? The murder of innocent protestors, or midtown bodegas that sell cigarettes to teens? Nukes pointed at Hawaii, or sugary sodas at school? Our nation’s prosperity or his abs?
I don’t know. Which is why – at least for now – I’m taking down my Obama poster from the ceiling above my bunk bed. I’m replacing it with a poster of Sarkozy. He’s got abs, and balls!
Tonight’s guests include Remi Spencer, Mike Baker, Greg Proops and actor Mike Doyle.
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Indeed, the French have found their manhood once more.
From my understanding, the situation in Honduras isn't really a coup, as it is not a sudden, unexpected overthrow of government by an unsanctioned party. The president was trying to overstep his limits by moving to abolish term limits, and the judicial and legislative branches responded by chucking him out as efficiently as possible by using the military to escort him out of the country.
This wasn't some rogue general getting a few batallions together and raiding the capital to kill or imprison as many government officials as possible. This wasn't some guerilla group attacking the present institution in an attempt to replace them all with a new form of government or a new set of rulers.
To me, it sounds like checks and balances at work, although perhaps taken to a bit of an extreme, but checks and balances nonetheless. I could be wrong though. I'm not a Honduran Constitutional scholar as the One appears to be.
I'm thinking his "abs" were photo-shopped anyway. It is an oxymoron. He has no balls (see bowing to the Saudi prince, kissing Achy's butt, and Honduras) but at the same time showing unlimited brass (see porkulus, obama-care, cap and tax.)
Maybe he has a presidential dart board in his office – new issue comes up? Throw the dart and respond accordingly.
Probably a whole lot less dangerous than if he even puts thought behind his responses.
The title on this one alone is worth the price of admission.
This man needs to don a burqa and sneak a big mac.
I am so glad the world voted for Obama and he is completely representing them… and collecting taxes from them. Meanwhile we suffer from taxation without representation is this is the case. :/
Tell Hondurans how great he is. Hondurans follow their constitution and Obama follows Chavez.
Indeed! The title made me laugh. Love the Greggers! It is embarassing that the French are looking smarter and tougher than the US these days though. Nothing like that for a confidence builder!
you're right-
Hondurans are aware of the huge, undue influence Chavez has in the region, and don't want to become a socialist oligarchy. So, the military did the right thing, and the Honduran VP has called for free, open and international monitored elections next year.
Sounds just about right to us…
welcome to the new Cult Of Personality.
Like any other leftist icon, Obama is being promoted to secular sainthood so criticism will be the left's version of blasphemy. It's already happening, and the MSM is not only compliant but openly advocating same. 'W' was fit as well, and they criticized him for his fitness 'obsession'. So his 'abs' are now yet another thing to admire…
Kind of like an Abercrombie & Fitch ad…
So, the military did the right thing, and the Honduran VP has called for free, open and international monitored elections next year.
Worked in Nicaragua, didn't it? Until that prick Ortega finally got re-elected.
The American left can't be happy about the Honduras happenings. They're having nightmares about it being Chamorro vs. Ortega all over again.
I am so with you. It's down right embarassing that the Fre. . . the Fre. . . the cheese-eating surrender-monkey's (to quote the Simpsons) are making us look weak and stupid. How did that happen?
Lord… I am tired of seeing him Brad Pitt-esque pictures… I don't give a frak about his "abs" or his "hot bod"… I only care about how he is continuing to destroy the US of A… :/
What are you talking about? He has the svelte physique of a Somali Warlord.
I hear that's very popular with the ladies of the press corp (and some of the men).
I have to admit that I like the word "frak."
spot on-
No, they are not happy about this at all. Part of the global vision shared by the above mentioned is control and fealty, not freedom and individual responsibility. Obama has praised the DaSilvas and Batchelet of South America, classic fascists who can lead their country 'in perpetuity' (Note- the DaSilvas snatched the 401k's of their citizens and forced everyone on government retirement programs- something Obama and his advisors covet) and he has no problem with Chavez or Ortega. So, this is definitely a setback…
It gets my point across AND is postable…
No I'm not a Battlestar Galactica fan… I admittedly first heard it used on Veronica Mars the 3rd season and have used it ever since… along with Gorram (though I am a Firefly fan)
Dang it… I have been moderatored… :/ and I didn't even say anything bad…
And on that note.. I hope Sarkozy stays manned up and doesn't back down to terrorists that are trying to change the way of life in his own country…
*tried to add this to my original post..
Man… I have been moderatored… :/ I didn't even say anything bad… :/
A 75 year old rancher was herding cattle on his ranch when his hand became caught in the gate. As the doctor began to suture the rancher's hand he struck up a conversation with him.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what that meant.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of IDIOT put him up there to begin with'.
pffftffftttt
I can't bring myself to admit it…..
yeah, great abs…..I'll bet his wife beats him up….
With the evil eye that could DEFINITLY beat out B. Obama's in a staring contest…. Man I feel bad for their kids.
I'll meddle in foreign affairs, and back my own policy (unlike the POTUS): keep Honduras free, and out of the hands of predatory Venezuelan dictators.
Me to, just now.
Man boobs.
I take it you are not impressed?
When it comes to his actions, or inactions as the case may be, I never get tired of telling my cohorts(those who voted for Obama)"I told you so".
This guy is more predictable than a pedophile released from prison.
I think they're implants.
I think they have something against us…
I like my men with a little more meat on them…but I am very sure about the reports regarding the press corp (what fine stories may be found there~ ha!)
our last two entries need to be 'approved'; they were nothing controversial… it seems a somewhat arbitrary process.
Can't figure it out…
That's been happening to me a lot today, too. I'm a good person. Really, I am.
Love the title, Greg and the post.
But the picture. UUGHH! I was just about to eat my lunch!
Well, I do have to lose some weight so I guess I'll go on the Obama diet – one look at that picture turns my stomach sour and I can't eat! The lbs will just fall off!
not just the Frogs- the Germans, the Italians, even the Spanish- the current leftist government is extremely unpopular, as is the Aussies who are longing for John Howard to return.
No, we are now to the left of just about everyone, as Putin warned Barry months ago…
Join the club. What is up?
he was brazen about honduras because there was little to lose. and maybe i'm missing something, because all the pics of barry with his shirt off makes my top lip curl as i hold back a hurl.
Leave it to our "finger to the wind" president to get it all wrong. While every other civilized nation in the world is moving right, he goes left. His solutions to America's economic problems are far less useful than duct tape.
Am I the only one looking at his pictures and seeing "man boobs?"
to me as well. but I know I'm bad. the MSM tells me so.
Obama makes Gutfeld look like a blimp!
They go with the ear attachments.
Try seeing it when your stomach is already upset…. :/
I would hate to think the time I spent there in the 80's (along with my Navy SEAL father-in-law) was wasted.
unfortunately, the wind is not where he's been sticking his finger.
Oops. I missed your comment. I see 'em too. Title of photo: "I dreamed I was wandering on a beach in Hawaii without my Maidenform Bra."
his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
No. I see them but that is the weirdness of his physique. He has already taken on the JC (Jimmy Carter) "just can't watch him " quality.
Gorram program schedulers canceled that show. Was hoping the movie might spark interest in bringing it back.
Huh… here is my original post I posted in response to Andrew…
go figure..
I just realized something……….Our President is just like Paris Hilton……..Let's compare…People go on and on about how pretty they both are (Yak!), neither has any discernable skills, both will jump in to bed with any sleazeball they meet, and finally neither has any balls…………..I'm gonna go throw up now……………..
Is that the 57th state?
Yeah me too… It is one of my most favorite shows… definitely one of the few where I love ALL the characters… and definitely sparked my interest in learning Chinese.. and if events unfold in such a way, we might have to learn Chinese before learning Spanish.
Don't forget.
In normal circumstances…
To most of the rest of the world, the US president is just that foreign guy that does a lot of sound bites on the evening news. President Obama delivers good sound bites.
As long as he keeps doing just that he'll remain popular. Because his actions don't seem to have any real impact outside of the USA.
When unusual circumstances come along 'furriners' want to see the 'Prez' step up to the plate and show leadership and use all those cool resources he has as the boss of a superpower.
However, if they and the president disagree about the answer to the:"What are unusual circumstances?" question, the presidents popularity tends to collapse at an impressive speed.
One of the best shows and movies ever- it was "Shiny!" Really was hoping for a Serenity sequel as well.
And Gutfeld makes Obama look like Tandaleo, Flame of the Islands.
That's hot! Not really, but I just couldn't help myself.
Darkwolf: LOL. I'm glad you said it, Janet Napolitano is watching us.
I think that is a glitch with intense debate, rather than a specific censorship of what you said although there are a couple of things that will zap you which you wouldn't normally expect.
The poll looked at “confidence ratings” and found that while Obama had the highest, and would “do the right thing regarding world affairs,”…..
….meaning they sense he will put the national interests of the US and its people a distant second in any decision and action (or indecision or inaction) so he can bask in "favorable world opinion."
Of course, other countries love him. Every time he makes a stop on his world tour, he apologizes for how rotten the United States is. He seems to hate the U.S. as much as other countries do.
Somebody had to. I'm use to doing the dirty work. *grins*
Meh, I just like to complain about it…
yes, love being able to curse in Chinese now. Already know how to do it in Spanish (momma taught me).
Here's hopin'. Joss just might get the backing one day.
The left will destroy all that's good about this nation.
and after the apology tour, we all are now feeling less than fresh…
he's Fab-U-Luss!
He sees a fellow Marxist in trouble in Honduras so it’s a no brainer for Barry to rush to his support.
But, what about poor Wash?
No more dinosaurs… or being like a leaf in the wind…
That's happened to me several times recently as well- seems more like a glitch than anything else.
Accually they are trying to clean up the mess.
This is as much a coup as Nixon's impeachment was.
Obama is MR OPPOSITE. He does exactly opposite of what good sense would tell you is the right thing to do. Change you can believe in? Just do the opposite of what makes sense?
Obama is a sneak. He is never going to grow a set, but he will sucker punch if the chance arrives.
Obama has the balls to jerk us as far Left as we let him. And he's succeeding beyond anyone's wildest expectations.
Obamessiatus; infected believe that the anointed one can do no wrong. Rational thought is the first to go with everything becoming the negative of reality; such as ‘evil’ becoming ‘good’, ‘socialism’ becoming ‘free market’, ‘fascism’ becoming ‘freedom’, ‘higher taxes’ becoming ‘tax cuts’ and ‘governmental extortion’ becoming ‘spreading the wealth’. The infected exhibit glazed over eyes as they mumble, “yes we can” while dribbling at the mouth and standing with their hand out.
Paris Hilton loves fast gas-guzzling cars.
She can speak without a Teleprompter.
None of her friends are communists.
She has a birth certificate.
She knows how many states there are.
She spends a lot of money, but its her own.
Will? They already have.
You mean the mess that Bill Clinton left Bush? The mess that Somalia created? That Osama Bin Laden said that one incident told him that we were gutless and that we would run at the sight of blood. Which prompted 911? Or do you mean the mess that the Democrats in congress, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter left us with the Community Reinvestment Act and other social engineering, that tanked our economy? Or that the Dems wouldn't allow any investigation into Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac? Or to you mean the fact that Obama is nationalizing/socializing as many industries that he can get his hands on? Or do you mean how Bush had unemployment at under 4% for nearly 7 years and economic growth over 3% for most of that time? Or how about the fact that Obama is quadrupling the debt in 6 months? I can see that the guy who voted "Present" nearly 200 times in 2 years (he was on the campaign trail the other 2 years) can't make up his mind on anything until the polls come out has become your savior. I can see how you can be snarky about that. I just wanted to make sure what you were talking about.
Napolitano is jealous of Barry’s mammaries, just sayin.
I think this a love that must not be mentioned?
good thought Primer.
well done.
She is 'more real' than Barry… fancy that.
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AlistZ
You got me there! Who would of thought Paris Hilton would be better qualified for President than Barry……Then again a smurf would be better than BH0……….
1 point to AlistZ
Wow, that Maidenform Bra ad series was great.
56th. Alaskistan is the 57th.
Well, Darn, Heck, Frak, But and Shoot!
I know! It's like when you were a kid, and you spent the night at your friend's house and saw your friend's dad with his shirt off! Gross!
Thanks for the comic relief, Greg. I'm waiting to you declare for the overthrow of our government. LOL. Iet you got a million of them.
not sure about that; these are looked over by the site admin folk and pretty sure these are concious decisions to either keep a thread clean or perhaps 'protect' some scoundrel from undue criticism…
either way it is 'kind of a drag' as the song goes…
Hey Gutfeld, one of your houseboys got loose.
Why is it so hard to Understand? Zero is a MARXIST OK. Why are we dancing around the truth? He sat in Wrights church for 20 years anti American anti White anti Jew was spewed every weekend. Our minds just can't seem to realize what the man is. He is the Manchurian Candidate he is a Muslim/Gangster. Hell people thought Capone was charming and he had people wacked every day. Wake up people he is already starting to rig the census with Acorn and take away all our rights to choose how to live. PUT DOWN THE IPHONE AND GET INVOLVED.
Well in that case, I can only concur that it's a real pain. I had one on another thread that took over two hours to got through. Strange.
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