Daily Gut: Angry Chicks Against Ladies
by Greg Gutfeld
In the past year we`ve learned some amazing things from our liberal friends. From Janeane Garofalo, we learned that if you`re a female member of the Republican Party, you`re mentally ill. We`ve learned from Sandra Bernhard that if you`re Sarah Palin, you`re a “turncoat bitch” who should be raped. And about Miss California, the pointless E News anchor Giuliana Rancic tweets, “I know i’m a journalist, and i should be objective … but she is an ignorant disgrace and she makes me sick to my stomach.”
I got news for you Rancic: you may be the only one who knows you`re a journalist.
So what do all these targets of derision have in common? Well, they aren`t liberal, that`s obvious. And they`re women – I got that too.
But here`s the key: the people attacking them are women.
So why are female liberals often the most spiteful when it comes to female non-libs? I`m no shrink, but I think it has something to do with regret. The fact is, women buying into the hard leftist, feminist ideal can`t stand it when they see women who haven`t – especially ones who happen to be happier than they are.
And they always are.
And the fact is, when chicks like Garofalo are miserable – they start thinking their enemies might be onto something.
And she`s right. Female non-libs don`t buy into Janeane`s notions that acting like a man makes you a better woman. Which is why most men gravitate toward them for the long haul – mainly because the quick roll is out of the question.
Finally, while I disagreed with Miss California`s take on gay marriage, I can still tell she`s a decent person -which is more than I can say for Perez Hilton. Fact is, I don`t give a damn about his sexual orientation. You can paint a turd pink, but it`s still a turd.
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My goodness- is it just us or is that shot of Sandra Bernhard really terrifying? We have seen some scary stuff in our travels- charging mountain lions, bad people with big guns, divorce lawyers- but this makes the little hairs on the back of the neck stand up. Refer to Scorses's 'King of Comedy' for more screeching goodness from Sandra…
Angry, we suppose. Scary? You bet…
I disagree with Miss California about Gay Marriage too actually being part of the Libertarian wing of the Republican party, but I don't feel like she's evil or a disgrace for disagreeing with me on a hotbutton issue.
And if we don't agree, we're worse than Sandra Bernhard. (Had to do that, I love when he says stuff like that on RedEye)
Good Lord, where did you find that picture? It looks like she's right in the middle of unhinging her jaw to swallow my soul whole.
I would say I agree with you Greg, but a woman isn't a woman unless she's a card-carrying member of NOW and/or NARAL and subscribes to everything they believe, dontcha know. Like Sarah Palin, for instance. There's a woman who decided to not be tied down to her kids or get stuck in the kitchen making sammiches. So she decided to become a public civil servant and run for mayor. Once she spent a few years there, she became even more empowered by being elected governor and then running for vice president.
By all rights, she should be the poster child for the female empowerment movement. But because she's pro-life, conservative and a member of the Republican party she's a traitor to the cause and only deserves derision and scorn.
Greg, like Sammy Davis Jr. would say, "You're a gas & a giggle maaaan, and I mean that babe".
As usual, you're right on the money, but seriously, what is it about these cruel and mean-spirited liberal women? Could it be that maybe they're frigid and can't have an orgasm…? I wonder…
Looks like the same thing about bullying smart inner city kids for acting white. We have identity politics and you are assigned to a group. You will follow your group's agenda. Choose to not participate and you are the enemy.
Actually i thought it was an improvement over other's ive seen.
But must we have more open mouth photos this week?
Greg, it just completely confounds me how the lib feminazi's demonize and attack a Sarah Palin. She personifies everything they PRETEND to aspire to. Somewhere, in that last sentence, I just expained it to myself but I still don't understand it. It all boils down to agenda and hate.
Why we even talk about gay marriage is pretty damn amazing when you analyze the numbers:
California has 38,000,000 people. (since it has SF and LA – It should have an abnormal ratio of gays/capita)
Irgendered marriage was allowed for two months. In that time, there were 38,000 marriages.
38,000 / 38,000,000 well… that is one tenth of one percent. Wait…problem! Of the 38,000 marriages, 50% of them were people came from out of state to get irgendered married.
So.. the precentage of people in the most abnormal state in US. that wanted to get irgendered married: .05 %
one twentieth of one percent.
So, speaking for Miss California, and twenty million other Californians. " P. Hilton sit your fag ass down and STFU you little douchebag."
So, why aren't the feminists defending a woman that's been publicly called a b**** and a c***? Like we found with Sarah Palin, misogyny is OK if the target isn't liberal.
I wish these ignorant (er, I mean enlightened) leaders of women everywhere would give me my handbook so I'd know how I'm supposed to think and what I'm supposed to say. I understand now I'm no longer allowed to to do so for myself. Thank God for the open mindedness of liberal thought.
Bernhard could give Montana a hickey. She replaced Cher as the beard for Hollywood male closet-cases until she announced her preference for women, at which point it became just too confusing.
There's not much worse than Sandra Bernhard, unless it is Hitler or G-Beast666. Bernhard knows obscenity like I know homemade fudge.
Great observation, Greg. I agree with you about the unhappy hard leftist, feminist women and I was a psychotherapist for 30 years. I wondered about Hilton's need to attack Miss California. It is one thing to disagree with her but the name calling was particularly vicious. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I do wonder if he was envious of her on some level. Do he and the hard left feminists have something in common. Maybe Bill on your Red Eye program can enlighten us.
Sandra Bernhard is another one of those ladies who used to be really funny. She was great. Fun, spunky, and funny.
It's simply depressing.
CrazyOldWizard nailed it as for the picture…Damn!
As for Carrie Prejean, I'm still waiting to see if the pseudo feminists all across the land will speak out and condemn the vicious attacks made on her by MsTer Hilton. Reminiscent of the fellas who hung Sarah Palin in effigy in West Hollywood last October.
Not holding my breath.
Anyone who looks to a liberal for consistency, a sense of justice, or actual concern for the objects of his/her rhetorical concern looks in vain. It's unfortunate that Miss Prejean was one of the ones chosen by fate to take a bullet for the cause, but she and Mr. Hilton have done more for traditional American conservatism than a thousand screeching "comediennes" could ever do for liberalism.
Well…at least it looks like she's actually wearing a dress, and not a sack cloth. That's an improvement I guess.
Not Over.
I wonder what's like to be a self hating woman?
Greg, could you ask Bill what it's like on tonight's show?
At least we do not have to worry about men demeaning women anymore. We have come along ways in this Women's movement.
Perez is not consider a man, is it?
I totally agree with Mr. Gutfeld's comment here! If your a conservative woman with any kind of power or influence, then God have mercy on your soul! While liberal men can say some nasty things themselves to conservative women, it has always struck me that very liberal women, especially in the entertainment and legal professions, are quite the cruelest and unkind of beasts to conservative AND MOST ESPECIALLY pro-life women. It makes me feel very sad and is one of the main reasons that I feel a responsibility to support Governor Sarah Palin or some personality like Laura Ingraham more than I normally would if they were conservative men. I just feel those women never get a fair shake from many people; maybe one day they will God-willing. Unfortunately, it is just not the case in our declining culture. By the way, I know a lot of what I just said is probably really politically incorrect; but, I imagine this is one website where you can express those types of opinions without fear!
I don't think that feminism or radical feminism (or whatever sort of feminism requires self-identifying LOUDLY as a feminist) is about trying to be like a man. Men are the enemy.
You know damn well that Pink Turd Hilton already knew her background and core beliefs. Her background pissed him off and he decided he was going to think of a way to trip her up. I would bet he was actually hoping she would agree with him so he could go on a prepared screed on how hypocritical she was but it didn't work. Did you see him crap out an apology then a retraction shows he wasn't prepared for her actually telling the truth, something of course he doesn't practice often.
What's really scary is that's a good picture of her.
What's really scary is that's a good picture of her.
The only thing I Iike about Sandra Bernhard is the gap between her teeth.The only thing I like about Jeneane Garofalo is…um..well it's definitely not the gap between her ears.
These women make my ex-wife look like a bargain.
It all makes me embarrassed on behalf of my X-chromosomes.
When? I've never found anything she's ever said or done to be funny in the least bit.
What I don't understand about gays/lesbians is that they want the rest of the world to be tolerant to their lifestyle. Yet act like children when someone disagrees with them about it. I would have to say that gays/lesbians are bigger hypocrites than politicians sometimes!!!
What I don't understand about gays/lesbians is that they want the rest of the world to be tolerant to their lifestyle. Yet act like children when someone disagrees with them about it. I would have to say that gays/lesbians are bigger hypocrites than politicians sometimes!!!
Hear! Hear! A toast to our ex-wives!
Love your avatar and screen name.
Take my ex-wife. Please.
sandra: please close your mouth. all your hate be escapin'.
Could you imagine waking up in the morning. You're still a little groggy. Someone is mowing a lawn in the distance. You look toward the bathroom. . . and THAT comes blasting out of the bathroom screaming at you.
Ever see 28 Days Later?
I'd raise my glass with you gents, but my ex got the good Italian Crystal.
Will a can of cheap beer do as well?
Not Over.
I disagree with her also but she does not deserved to be demeaned in such a manner for her well spoken opinion. I respect her for her convictions on the issue. She did not berate or demean anyone. That is how a conversation and debate on a topic happens. Not with name calling.
glad I am not the only one who views it like this.
I thought she answer the question honestly and without denigrating anyone. What else can she do? I guess she was supposed to recant on the spot, irrespective of what she realy believes.
Bow to the liberal gods.
Camille Paglia regularly takes on the FemNazis for not taking care of their own woman, who like Palin, are attacked for not being liberal. I wonder if she will pick up ths story.
I guess the lesson is, if you are not prepared for the answer, don't ask the question.
i shouldn't laugh at her appearance. But that was funny.
I thought she was suppose be judged on HOW she answered not what her answer was. I thought she conveyed her view quite well and respectful.
I also think the question was a set up so the libtard could get media coverage ranting later about the answer. Which he got…
Yes I can…for 7 lloonngg years Mr. Price. That's why I'm happily single.
I had brown hair when I first married too.
Not Over.
I confess, I'm still amazed that it's apparently acceptable for a man to call a woman a c*** (if she's either Sarah Palin or Carrie Prejean). I keep wondering if some celebrity is going to call a black conservative a n***er, or a gay Republican a f***ot, and not get called on it (except by us right-wingers).
One thing I've learned about liberals, it's that they never let their "principles" get in the way when they want to badmouth somebody in public.
The purpose of modern feminism is to strip women of anything feminine, and men of anything masculine.
you have a point- kind of a Vampira quality without the incisors…
The terrifying thing about these fascist females is that if they thought they could simply exterminate all people who disagreed with them they would do it. People wonder what was wrong with the German people that they supported Hitler, well all anyone needs to do is to remember that these oozy slime people would just as soon kill people as scream at them and you have your answer.
I don't know where this post disappeared to, but at the risk of a double-post, here goes:
There's not much worse than Sandra Bernhard, unless it is Hitler or G-Beast666. Bernhard knows obscenity like I know homemade fudge.
I don't know where this post disappeared to, but at the risk of a double-post, here goes:
There's not much worse than Sandra Bernhard, unless it is Hitler or G-Beast666. Bernhard knows obscenity like I know homemade fudge.
Can we all officially call Perez Hilton "THE Pink Turd" from now on? Wish I knew how to hack in
and change his blog name to that. Not that I would, of course.
It's an act of hypocrisy for a liberal even to talk about "principles". Their only principle is the will to power.
Whoa doggies! That is definitely a visual that will haunt my nightmares! And as someone said previously, it's actually a good picture of the skank. Sorta gives the femnazi movement a role model to look down to, if you know what I mean…..
Preez Hilton sorta reminds me of a room at the Hilton I stayed in once in NYC. Small, ugly and full of crappola.
You're half right. 38,000 marriages mean 76,000 participants – takes two to tango, at the very least. But still, that only means that bottom line if you double your numbers, you're still only talking about .1% (one tenth of one percent) of the population. I still agree – P. Hilton is trying to start his own little Reign of Terror against anyone bold enough to disagree with any part of the homosexual agenda, and the little panderers to his party line – all those that parroted his feelings about MS Prejean should be ashamed of themselves, that is if they had any sense of shame.
I recall when the gay activists mounted (not like that!) a campaign against Dr. Laura here in Atlanta for the AUDACITY yo point out that gay coupling isn't conducive to procreation! Gays, however, at around the same time, gave Eminem a pass for 'homophobic' lyrics because they still wanted to be cool. Real women bug them. Because they exist.
What I don't understand is, how can you disagree? She clearly said "in my opinion". You can't tell someone their opinion is wrong, all you can say is you have another opinion.
Well Greg when you look at the facts and line them up against each other:
Conservative Women:
Sarah Palin: Governor of our largest state, very successful and popular in that state. Oh, and she's a MILF.
Condi Rice: Got her PhD, then worked her way to being a successful faculty member and provost at Stanford U., Secretary of State. Sidenote: she's black and female.
Comparable Liberal women:
Hilary Clinton – law degree. Married a guy that became president, and stuck by him while he paraded his infidelity around for everyone to see for decades. Hung on and used her last name to get elected in NY.
and,…
Are there any liberal black females that have climbed the political ladder?
Well, at least Janeane Garofalo is funny.
"a woman isn't a woman unless she's a card-carrying member of NOW and/or NARAL"
Does that make Ed Harris a woman
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How can you ask? Of course, Michelle Obama is married to the Pres. of the US, currently running for Messiah of the Planet earth, to be followed by Messiah of the Solar system, followed by Messiah of the entire, expanding universe. Never mind that she has never had a real job in her life – the U. of Chicago made one up for her after Obama saw to it that the tax payers of Illinois were stuck with millions of dollars to support a private University. She is so much like Billary a moron with an IQ of 20 could figure it out.
Well played sir!
I was also a practicing psychotherapist for 25 years and can personally testify that all of the left-wing females I treated (note I did not say women) were immoral, liars, cheats, promiscuous, permeated with STD's and not only ignorant but outright stupid. A vast majority were lesbians, a slightly smaller percentage were AC-DC and a few were hetero although they tended to males who beat the living sh-t out of them. I had to stop seeing them as the more of them that I knew, the more sickened I became as I wanted to vomit whenever I had to interact with one of them.
You have no idea how true that is, Billy. I've lived it and I remember. I know Obama has too .
I wonder if he remembers.
*MissQuinn*
You really think so? I thought I remembered her being funny too, but I just watched a 1992 stand up special of hers on YouTube and all she did was the standard, I'm-so-alternative-and-cynical 90's schtick that she's still doing. Some bit about how much she loves 90210 (see, she's being SARCASTIC, she really thinks it's STOOPID! LOLZERCATZ!)
The fact is, women buying into the hard leftist, feminist ideal can`t stand it when they see women who haven`t – especially ones who happen to be happier than they are.
And they always are.
Nail.on.the.the.head.
Lol! I haven't seen that one. And now I don't want to. Eeek!
Holy crap!! That picture scared the heck out of me!!! Please don't do that again.
Depends. Camille will do what Camille will do. I could see her doing so, though. She is a lesbian, but like our own Mr. Winecoff, she's got a bit of the renegayde in her, and is a popculture junkie so she just might. She currently enjoys rhetorically pantsing Obama when she can ATM.
But in the end, Miss Pagilia will do what Miss Pagilia will do. :p
*MissQuinn*
Yes it is okay for them… Ask Aaron McGruder about his remarks about Condi Rice, or Ted Rall's "wonderful" drawings of the same.
*MissQuinn*
Man, that super-horrifying shot of Sandra Bernhard is just screaming – ha, ha – for a caption contest. ~shudder~
"I am woman, hear me bore" is all I can think of at the moment.
If you'll notice, it's the ATTRACTIVE conservative women who are attacked with the gutter language — and usually diatribes of a sexual nature, done in a way to demean their femininity.
Unattractive conservative women don't provoke the same rage.
I thought she answered honestly as well, and stated this was what SHE believed in, after all, Perez the queer did ask for her opinion–"What do you think…"The way I see it, if you don't think you can handle all possible answers to a question, then maybe you shouldn't be asking it in the first place. I would rather have someone answer honestly, than make up what they think someone wants to hear. I applaud Miss California for sticking to her principles regardless of the consequences!!!
I don't bow to the liberal gods, or to being politically correct either. There is only one God to me, and they are not it.
it's all a non issue. Facts are facts. Liberal women are angry, hateful and envious witches, period. I've never met a happy liberal of any sex matter of fact. Even the so called comics make a living off self criticism, talk of their unhappy lifestlyes and gripping about those who do have love and contentment. They make a living at this, so you expect it to change now? Perez Hilton is so confused he took on the name of a blonde, spoiled brat Paris Hilton. Though I do think Paris has much more going for her than Perez does. She does have some intellect and looks. So, why are we amazed at these women mentioned in the article above? It's their brand.
it's all a non issue. Facts are facts. Liberal women are angry, hateful and envious witches, period. I've never met a happy liberal of any sex matter of fact. Even the so called comics make a living off self criticism, talk of their unhappy lifestlyes and gripping about those who do have love and contentment. They make a living at this, so you expect it to change now? Perez Hilton is so confused he took on the name of a blonde, spoiled brat Paris Hilton. Though I do think Paris has much more going for her than Perez does. She does have some intellect and looks. So, why are we amazed at these women mentioned in the article above? It's their brand.
Oh no, somebody just got put on a DHS watch list.
<sarc>
Did she get all your money, Law? I might be able to get mine back that way.
or you can have mine, however I don't make what you attorneys do.
Oh, we women have reclaimed c***. Haven't you seen "The Vagina Monologues"?
[When the C word was ours to begin with (reclaiming implies we're taking it back, right?) I don't know. It's been used as a derogatory term since at least the English Restoration, and was used in a street name in England, back in 1230 - this street happened to be teeming with prostitutes. Thanks, crazy feminists, but I don't really want that word back.]
She got it all, a pound of flesh, and a gallon of blood. It wouldn't do you any good. I once described her as the only woman in the United States who could put a dime between the cheeks of her butt, and walk from San Francisco to New York without dropping it. It was easier just to start over. The trouble with judges in Ventura County is they're so damned squeaky clean that they will do double somersaults to avoid even looking like they're protecting one of their own. I was dead meat before I ever filed the Response to the Petition for Dissolution. If we had lived in San Francisco at the time, I'd be living like a king, and she's still be walking to New York.
Jeez!
Who cares what your thoughts on "gay marriage" are?
Voters of each and every state have the Constitutional (Federal) right to decide this matter.
Left wing idiot CA voters (Pelosi/Boxer/Feinstein supporters) said NO!
Conservatives and Libertarians are equally outraged at "State's Right's" being decided by judicial fiat!
Ouch +1 to pattiann for slapdown…with a brick.
Perhaps because deep down in their grubby little souls they're really such conformists that they cannot tolerate free thought?
Maybe I did not here her correctly. I heard her state that the state's decide on the issue of gay marraige and that is their right but that for her personally marraige is between a man and a woman.
This is not actually stating gays can't marry just that she doesn't believe in it. Is that not what tolerance is but NO! Not with the elitist of Plato's Chosen. They will pick the stories allowed to be told, the music allowed to be heard for they are the wise Guardians.
It's is enough that you do not think as they do.
Well to do that…shouldn't we be a lookin' at the top of her head?
I can't believe I went there…
Yes, I can…
And pounded home.
Yes but with the average family size of 1.4 kids then 38,000,000 divided by 3.4 = 11.2 million familes…….
Nevermind
Actually, I have a very lib friend, (yes, I really do), who lives in Taos.
He'll be down in town (ABQ) in August. If the Union survives until then, I plan to sit down with him, put a "Roswell Alien Amber Ale" in his hand, and start asking the questions after he has had his first two beers.
I'll bet they'll want to take away his "Lib Club" card after the first two answers.
"The fact is, women buying into the hard leftist, feminist ideal can`t stand it when they see women who haven`t – especially ones who happen to be happier than they are."
Funny the same thing can be said of Perez.
Oh look! It's Sandra Bernhard in her best pre-teabag pose! Anderson Cooper must have given her tips. She just brings out the "gargle" in gargoyle1
Yeah, that's what I wonder: why aren't women sticking up for Miss California to be entitled to state her opinion without fear of retribution? That's what the feminist movement was all about, I thought. Oh well, I'm just a hateful chauvenist pig, about as useful as a bike is to a fish.
Oh boy, yet another opportunity to whip out one of my favorite quotes:
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist; the fashionable non-conformist."
-Ayn Rand
Can someone tell me exactly when it became a crime to give your opinion (Even an unpopular one) in America.
Did I sleep for 40 years and miss the revocation of the 1st Amendment…… OH MY HECK !!!!!!!
Oh BLECH! That picture of sandra BurnHard made my eyes hurt. Can I sue for pain and suffering?
I can't wait for the day when a whole bunch of these married gays learn the hard way what DIVORCE is.
As it is now, if Jim wants to dump Brad, he packs his stuff and leaves … that's it.
When Jim decides to DIVORCE Brad he'll lose half his stuff and have to pay the freeloading little b-word alimony.
Karma's a b*tch [insert evil laugh]
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