Daily Guy: The Case for Punching Chavez in the Face
by Greg Gutfeld
So when I was about ten, I had to go to a lousy summer school, where they grouped all the students together, regardless of age. There, I sat next to this older kid named Patrick, who enjoyed tormenting me daily in our leather class (it’s not what you think: we made wallets and belts).
Every day, the jerk would wait for me after school, and demand money from me, which I refused, even as his threats became more brazen. Finally, however, I gave him 50 cents, and he seemed to like me. He patted me on the back.
But then, he ran me over on his bike.
I only bring this up because I now see Obama regularly engaging in dialogue with bullies – who for years have been crapping all over America. I hope Obama knows that “dialogue,” and friendly handshakes mean nothing to them. Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned: you can’t rehab a bully. Bullies cannot afford to change, because their power exists only through fear, not through competence, confidence or popularity. I mean, things are so bad for Chavez at home, that shaking a fist at America is all he can do to keep the spotlight off his own corruptive incompetence.
But what’s even worse: Chavez is a turd-shaped bully we could destroy in our sleep – which is precisely why he keeps bullying. He knows that being the David to our Goliath guarantees victimhood if we decide to shut him up.
But by lecturing us on what’s wrong with America, Chavez is giving Obama a golden opportunity to do something we`d all love to see: to stand up for America, by flattening Hugo like a frittata.
I for one, would like to see if there’s something underneath Obama’s suit, other than well-sculpted abs.
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Nixon shook hands with Mao.
And Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler.
http://lonewolfarcher.blogspot.com
And Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler.
http://lonewolfarcher.blogspot.com
That's why Nixon's on the dollar bill and Chamerlain was voted The Greatest Britton Ever.
I've been drinking cough medicine, by the way…
To my way of thinking it was a wasted symbolic gesture–typical Obama. In the world court of public opinion Mr Chavez got a point for the handshake, Mr Obama lost a point. Another wasted opportunity for Team Obama.
Side note on Hugo and his book to Obama…y'know, the one that talks about the United States' alleged exploitation of Latin America…
…Hugo has exploited more Venezuelans and South American resources than any of our industrialists ever could. The difference is he makes people feel good while he does it.
Comrade Obama was sitting silently and taking notes so he has something else to apologize for.
Of course, one reason he buddy's up to Chavez, Castro, and Ortega is because they all are, or want to be, socialist/communist dictators.
And if you don't agree with me, you're worse than Janeane Garofalo.
Yeah, both of those examples worked out real great for us, didn't they? Obviously it was the handshaking and craven toadying that saved the world.
Obama has convinced so many misguided Americans that he is the Messiah that he's come to believe his own propaganda. Too bad he can't make a few billion gallons of oil out of a couple of fish and a loaf of bread. Then he wouldn't have to pucker up to Chavez, write songs of love to Castro and send appropriate gifts to Ortega. Oh, and bow to the Saudi king.
i would not punch chavez for fear that whatever is wrong with his skin might be contagious.
every surviving opposition politician and newspaper editor in venezuela looks at that photo and groans. obama, to his credit, backed out of the durban conference. but here he is is letting himself be exploited and made a fool of in the exact same way.
How exactly is Chavez bullying America? Because he was against your disaster of a war? Please explain what Chavez has done to America that is bad. You don't even know. You are just another right-wing maniac that wants to be at war with every nation and race in the world.
I wonder if Obama thought to ask Hugo why Hugo's little country needed to buy 500,000 AK47s from the Russians? Or why he needs a factory to make even more? Or where those guns have been going in Central and South America?
Doubt it.
It wasn't the Chavez handshake that bothered me, it was the french kiss that followed.
Maybe you are the one that doesn't know:
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1123/p07s02-woam.ht...
Troll, be gone!
Opposing the conservative war machine is good for America
Where's the pie honey? You do know how to make pie don't you?
guess I missed it.
Actually, going to China and shaking hands with Mao is one of the few things that Nixon is given credit for.
hey man! We all have MUCH to fear from Chavez. His military is 1/600th the size of ours. 1/600th!!! That's way too close for comfort.
19 guys brought down the world trade center. 20 killed hundreds in India. A handful killed two hundred in Indonesia. So what's your point?
The scary thing is that President Obama appears dumb enough (or maybe it's naive) to think that Chavez is sincere.
http://the100mostannoyingthings.blogspot.com/
No wonder PBHO wants the book, he wants to be sure he isn't forgetting anything…
Several years ago watching the liberal cretins celebrate Castro and the rising dictator, Chavez, I had a revelation. The democrat political filth in DC look abroad at the tyrants in latin America and they’re envious. They want to be able to suppress US citizens like the latin despots, they want to control the media like Chavez and Castro, they want to nationalize US industries like Chavez, Castro and Bolivian president Evo Morales. The anti-American democrat filth not only want to impose a western European failed socialist system on us but they want to rule with the dictatorial power of those filthy latin tyrants.
Cont……..
Barack Hussein has declared war on America. He is raiding the public coffers, fleecing American taxpayers for Trillions, paying off donors and supporters like Acorn, nationalizing companies as done under fascist rule, releasing a “hate watch list” the day before the Tea Parties in an attempt to intimidate dissenters [this alone he should be impeached for], threatens to use the tax code as a weapon against a group of citizens, busses govt paid goons [Acorn malcontents] to protest on Hussein’s behalf [he should be impeached for this as well], allows the idea of injured vets paying for their own medical care to be floated, plans on imposing cap and trade legislation based on faulty and ridiculous evidence [CO2 a pollutant? Then air is a pollutant]. The market tanked 30% since Hussien was elected, we are suffering through devastating economic times and 60 days after Barack Hussein was inaugurated the Treasury dept still has over a dozen vacant seats. But that’s not important to Hussein because ultimately the economy is not important, what’s important is to enact legislation that will fundamentally change America for the worse.
Hussein and the democrat party are the enemy.
Opinions vary.
Hey, Shillue met Chavez once and he was quite the nice guy. When he told him he was a conservative and an American, Chavez was kind enough to give a 2-second head start before he had his socialist nationalist police force march him into the dungeon with the rest of those liberty-loving scoundrels and journalists. It showed the man has a true heart and can only be reached if we stopped talking about the negative.
Is Venezuela still on Chavez time or have they reverted back to that capitalistic pig formula the rest of the world uses?
Naw, just the idiotic, dangerous ones….
Maybe your right…but I still think the entire world is just a touch too much hyperbole. You know about hyperbole, right, pie woman?
Anyone who thinks that you will dissuade a bully by giving him your lunch money has never encountered a bully.
You missed it because he was doing it from behind, and was on his knees at the time.
big surprise, our trolls have finally found each other, must be troll love at first sight
Really,
And how do we know this……….
Chavez is building military bases in Bolivia for some reason the Chileans are worried about it. Brazil is not thrilled either.
Columbia is upset over Chavez's backing of the FARC guerillas. So how many are they. But hey since Obiman is so cool with the Jedi Mind Tricks answer me this. Has Russia stopped selling planes designed to carry nuclear bombs and submarines to Venezuela.
And hey if Chavez is a dictoator who had thugs kill student protestors in the streets when they oppose his fraudulent stealing of an election why you libs are OK with that, aren't you.
You know your user name is extremely descriptive.
Andrew,
What make's you think Obama has a problem with that. After all if Hugo has 500,000 AK47's then America must have 300,000,000 M16's right.
And after all we know what the libs always say its the guns that do the killing so we don't really need to assign all 300,000,000 of us an M16 do we.
My My all you need to uncover a liberal lie is simple Algebra.
Ahh, Greg, if only the world was exactly like your summer school. Things would be so much easier. And, as demonstrated here, there's a much less actual thinking to do.
Carter gave up the Shah of Iran. I wonder who Obama is going to give up and what will be the results?
I suppose a psychologist or psychiatrist could make something out of Obama's childhood…..abandoned by his natural father, seemingly let go by his step-father, cast aside by his mother and so on and so forth….and from that come up with some sort of explanation of what it is that makes Obama fawn over third world dictators or Saudi despots. I think it is more basic than that. Obama has some deep-seated animus for this country and at the present has the wherewithal to do us considerable harm. However I wonder if he might be such a poor student of history that he has failed to learn that America always seems to snap back from adversity.
I believe it has been said that at some point after the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor the admiral in charge, Yamamoto, was quoted as saying "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." Those may or may not be his precise words but history unfolded as he predicted.
I think Obama's election and subsequent actions have also been a sneak attack of sorts on America and I think that the hard Left and their sycophants will come to rue what they are in the process of awakening in this country.
"flatten like a frittata"
– LOVE that. I've got a list of dictators who are ripe for a little Sunday brunch-ing.
But Nixon specifically went to China to meet Mao with much diplomatic fanfare and after years of diplomatic discussion. He did not just show up in China. Obama should have had Chavez make the first move. When he walked over to Chavez, it said that the US and Venezuala are on the same level. It cheapens this country and, despite what Obama may think, legitimizes this thug.
Nixon shook hands with Mao? Well, he met Mao in order to crush Red Russia. He did it b/c he loved America. It was a trick. (But the fact that you have go back decades and take one handshake story out of context is sad.)
Obama, by way of contrast, loves Left-wing dictators. That's the real story. Obama is a tool.
The only way to win with a bully is to knock them flat on their azz and then continue to kick their azz until there's nothing left to kick. I learned that growing up, apparently obama did not.
The only way to win with a bully is to knock them flat on their azz and then continue to kick their azz until there's nothing left to kick. I learned that growing up, apparently obama did not.
One of obamas problems is that he's LEFT handed.
That seems to be the standard right wing historical moment. What exactly did Obama do, give Chavez Guyana?
BTW: Chamberlain was a right winger too, a Tory, read a history book, talk show parrot.
you had me at "turd-shaped bully."
Really now, what did Chavez realy get out of it, like nothing, God you people are even more superficial and petty than the usual meanness and stupidity I associate with reactionary talk show parrots.
I guess Obama should have attacked him physically or something to make you Chuck Norris fans happy.
It you are joking then okay, But if not, you are a seriously disturbed bully, probably from fetal alcohol syndrome. Dude guess what, Chavez has not attacked america in the least, except for words. But retarded fascist bullies have always been attracted to the military!
If you equate shaking hands to pearl harbor, then you are one stupid piece of right wing paranoia dude. It's a handshake dude, he has not attacked us you brutal moron!
We all know how your fundie faux redneck idol stood up to those Saudis, with those plush receptions at his ranch!
See a shrink fast, then work with someone who can help left of the bell curve minds like yours perceive reality in more intelligent terms
…well, I guess pointless violence IS a conservative value.
…are you retarded? Simple question.
Sounds like another right winger suffering from Downs Syndrome as well as terminal paranoia
And you wonder why most rational people thinks so little of Tea Party crackpots?
=== God you people are even more superficial and petty===
Hilarious, especially from a liberal clown who probably voted for Hussein [in the primary] simply because of his skin color as did most liberals. Tell me stupid, would you vote for someone if they associated with an abortion clinic bomber? What about if they associated with someone that blew up a police station and the Pentagon leading to the murder of at least one individual? If you voted for Hussein then you obviously would.
Tell me stupid, did Hussein look this pleased when he met Bush? Hussein has no idea how to be presidential because he’s a punk that surrounded himself with Chicago trash such as Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Rezko, etc. Instead of being serious when meeting this little tyranny Chavez he’s giddy and giving Chavez a street “handshakes”. It’s about as ridiculous as bowing to a Saudi thug, giving the Queen of England an iPod or giving the British Prime Minister a set of DVDs [ones that weren’t even compatible with European players- what a schmuck].
Smoke break is over loser; get your knee pads and get back to work.
No doubt you and pb are the same losers. Tell me stupid, what do you disagree with? Is Hussein not raiding the coffers? Did his goons not threaten to unconstitutionally tax AIG bonus recipients at 90%? Did one of his goons not float the idea of wounded vets paying for their own medical care?
Idiotchild, I know you’re not capable of discussing the issues, you can only fling your insults like a monkey flinging his feces. I hope that extra $13 in your welfare check is the “change” you voted for.
No doubt you and pb are the same losers. Tell me stupid, what do you disagree with? Is Hussein not raiding the coffers? Did his goons not threaten to unconstitutionally tax AIG bonus recipients at 90%? Did one of his goons not float the idea of wounded vets paying for their own medical care?
Idiotchild, I know you’re not capable of discussing the issues, you can only fling your insults like a monkey flinging his feces. I hope that extra $13 in your welfare check is the “change” you voted for.
Hilarious. Tell me stupid, do you think most rational people approve of a president going around denigrating their country on foreign soil?
=== Really now, what did Chavez realy get out of it,===
He becomes more legitimized and his tyranny accepted by “respected” nations. Tell me stupid, why do you suppose former Presidents didn’t meet face to face with Castro, Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il, Saddam Hussein? Let alone look giddy about it.
JFK shook hands with Khrushchev.
Nixon shook hands with Mao
Bush held hands with prince Abdullah.
Even Rumsfeld shook hands with Saddam.
Don't let logic, facts or history get in the way of a good argument.
If you want diplomacy it starts with the common courtesy of shaking hands. It's what grown ups do.
You're a true blue dyed in the wool idiot. I've never been in the military and that would be DUDETTE to you, moron.
Read a political science text. Chamberlain was part of an intra-party split which thought Conservative Prime Minister David Lloyd George too far to the right. Conservatives (Tories) in England are on a par with the liberal Democratic Party here in the US. Not leftists by any means, but certainly not "right wing." And if you have any further comments to make, try not insulting anybody and everybody who disagrees with you. It might fool us into thinking you actually know something other than HuffPo and Kos Kids talkiing points.
Ok, I've just figured out that jamaloper is either Chavez or obama.
Jakealoper; He's like Anderson Cooper but with more teabagging.
Considering that he has used the expression four times so far, "reactionary talk show parrots" must be the HuffPo/Daily Kos insult of the day.
SgtTank it sounds like you may have been the bully in school?
Tell me if Obama pushed Chavez to the floor would you suddenly become an Obama supporter?
Sorry to tell you but most of learn while growing up to respect people and not push them around like kids do in the playground. You can still drive a hard bargain and not budge on principles. You can still hold sanctions. And, yes, you can one declare war if you need to. But at the end of the day it's best not to 'kick their azz'.
I guess you didn't notice the invite to build a naval base that Chavez gave to the Russians? And what a name you have…antifascist…have you looked up the meaning of that in a dictionary?
As demonstrated by said Heathcliff.
You don't need to kick azz to kick their azz, get it? Wait, you're a modDem…of course you don't.
Wait a minute, I'm trying to feel insulted….naw, it's not happening for me.
At least he didn't allow himself to be hung up and beaten like a pinata, to atone for the sins of the American capitalist pigs. Always look for the positive, Greg.
Much unlike peace loving liberals who support dictatorships that oppress homosexuals and free speech.
Those leaders at that point in history had a different status with us under different circumstances.
Also, Khrushchev backed Kennedy against a wall and poked his finger in his chest. The rest is history.
Just a hit and run troll. He'll post a few more, and be gone for awhile. He'll return under his real screen name later: "Jackoffloafer."
Nice psychoanalysis. But Freud probably had it right: "Sometimes a pr–k is just a pr–k." Or was that "a pencil?"
It would've been perfect if Chavez gave Obama a Chomsky book, and Obama's like, "Thanks, but that is so 1970. Here, take this," and hands Chavez an Alinsky book. Then they drink coffee and chat about how awesome it is to steer GM and AIG like it's Dad's yacht.
So sorry modem but you're wrong in every sense TYVM. I was bullied until I learned to fight back, once I kicked a few azzes I was never bullied again, catch my drift. I am only 5' tall, hardly the size for being a bully.
Different time, different circumstances.
You are simply demonstrating your desire to not even understand those who you disagree with.
OBAMA WANTS TO BE KING
All of the conservative blogs seem surprised when Obama does something that will heart the USA. You either haven't figured out, or have forgotten, Obama does not want the USA to succeed. If nothing else will convince you of this, him wanting a civilian police force UNDER HIS CONTROL that has as many members as the military, and funded equal to the military, should convince you he wants to take over the country. What did Adolph Hitler call his civilian police force? Obama can't activate the Nation Guard, governors have to do that. With his civilian police force that is as strong as the military he could easily take over the country.
I honestly believe Obama wants to be King, not president. He knows he can't be king in a republic (we are not a democracy), so he is aligning himself with those who will help make him king. Since a person can only be king in a dictatorship, Obama is friends of dictatorships since he wants to have one of his own. Using this logic it is easy to see why he wants to be friends with Venezuela and Cuba.
He bowed to the Saudi King because the king is like the Godfather to Obama. You only bow down to those you are in allegiance to. In that simple act Obama showed the world who he is subject to, and who he honors the most.
I think Obama's plan is to turn the USA over to other countries, and he figures he will be crowned king over it, or a part of it. Now I understand why he couldn't keep from laughing during his 60 Minutes interview. He knows they are helping him become king, and he will be ruling over them as their king some day.
OBAMA WANTS TO BE KING
All of the conservative blogs seem surprised when Obama does something that will heart the USA. You either haven't figured out, or have forgotten, Obama does not want the USA to succeed. If nothing else will convince you of this, him wanting a civilian police force UNDER HIS CONTROL that has as many members as the military, and funded equal to the military, should convince you he wants to take over the country. What did Adolph Hitler call his civilian police force? Obama can't activate the Nation Guard, governors have to do that. With his civilian police force that is as strong as the military he could easily take over the country.
I honestly believe Obama wants to be King, not president. He knows he can't be king in a republic (we are not a democracy), so he is aligning himself with those who will help make him king. Since a person can only be king in a dictatorship, Obama is friends of dictatorships since he wants to have one of his own. Using this logic it is easy to see why he wants to be friends with Venezuela and Cuba.
He bowed to the Saudi King because the king is like the Godfather to Obama. You only bow down to those you are in allegiance to. In that simple act Obama showed the world who he is subject to, and who he honors the most.
I think Obama's plan is to turn the USA over to other countries, and he figures he will be crowned king over it, or a part of it. Now I understand why he couldn't keep from laughing during his 60 Minutes interview. He knows they are helping him become king, and he will be ruling over them as their king some day.
I'm sure that's what the neighboring states of Egypt, Jordan, and Syria along with Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria who contributed troops and arms to the Arab forces thought about Israel in 1967. It took a vastly outmanned and outgunned Israel only six days to win. That's why none in the Muslim world are concerned about Israel today, right?
Are you kidding, at 5' you've got at least six inches on any of our trolls — that makes you very imposing. Plus, you've got that whole brain thing that they are missing.
" Plus, you've got that whole brain thing that they are missing."
Well yea, there is THAT.
That's not a pencil in his pocket, he's just happy to see you.
Trust me, you can have the bully gene without looking the part. If you managed to 'kick azz' I'm sure that means you aren't a 5 ft wimp either.
But I kind of know you're sort of kidding about the Chavez thing. No body would expect world leaders to knock other world leaders over.
Obama has the typical problem that some parents want with there kids…..
They want to be their kids best friend and they will do what ever it takes to be it……
I don't want a President that the whole world loves and thinks is really cool.
I want a President that will protect America, kick bu** and take names when needed,
and tell the rest of the world to go pound sand if they don't like it…….
Rule # 18 for a Gunfight…..
Watch the hands, hands kill…..In God we trust, everybody else keep their hands where I can see them !!!!!!!
Actually, I can think of nothing more fitting for Chavez than for him to get roundhouse kicked in the face.
"Don't let logic, facts or history get in the way of a good argument" — the ModDem creed.
It's clear you have the azzhole gene.
That's a relief. I think.
what brand cough medicine?
I was taking COFF-EZE for a while till I kinda went blind for a couple of days.
Switched over to cherry HACk -NO-MO it's OK but my fingernails turned black
but I'm not going to blame that on my medicine.
Well after all we did save europe from tyrrany twice, put an end to the cold war, defeat the USSR, feed have the world and cure Aids in Africa. so of 'course Obama should apologize.
I feel like going to Europe and going door to door apologizing to people for Obama.
Is it cold under your mother's basement Troll.
Do your feet get cold. BOoHoO
it is clear Obama seeks affirmation and is in dire need of being liked, doesn't matter by who; he longs to be accepted and popular. too bad for America, but that's what we get for confusing the elections for presidency with American Idol
"I feel like going to Europe and going door to door apologizing to people for Obama."
I wonder if they would accept.
I managed to kick azz in SPITE of being only 5' tall and 96 lbs. That's what happens when someone has finally had enough, eventually they fight back and the bullies usually don't like the results. Bullies are usually very small minded people who bully for the sake of attention. They never really expect opposition and are mightily surprised when they get it. They are usually the first ones to run away crying as well.
"Obama's election and subsequent actions have also been a sneak attack of sorts" – which part of 2 simple paragraphs don't you understand? you lefties are so raging mad you can't even finish 2 paragraphs without the blood interfering with your eyesight
btw – what exactly are you so mad about? you won the elections, but it seems something is still missing…
"But I kind of know you're sort of kidding about the Chavez thing. No body would expect world leaders to knock other world leaders over."
Actually I meant that part, metaphorically speaking of course. "walk softly and carry a big stick" and all that.
I can't stand Obama, but if he just up and plugged Chavez right in the chops I swear on the Bible that I would never utter a negative word about him again. I might even vote for him in 2012, but he'd have to give Ortega a wedgie.
For one, it suggests that Obama agrees with all that crap Chavez been talking about us. Obama attended a church for 20 years where the daily sermons weren't much different than a Chavez speech, so I can understand why Chavez might see him as a kindred spirit.
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