Quick!!! While He’s Outta the Country, Let’s Change it Back to ‘America’!!!!!!!
by Gary GrahamThe Prez has flown to England and there’s only one thing to do while he’s gone: Let’s get our country back. Okay, it’s not going to be easy, there are a lot of hurdles. I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs. Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!! Hai-Yah!!
Barney Frank I ain’t touchin’… I’m not a homophobe; I simply suffer from an irrational childhood fear of Elmer Fudd.
And Nancy Pelosi? I’m sending my friend Andrew Breitbart in to cross-check her hard into the glass. (I know he’s been dyin’ to get the go-ahead.) I am certain that if I confronted her, she would hit me with that death ray from those Neutronium eyeballs of hers…the same ones that hypnotize the Washington press corps into not busting up every time she opens her mouth.
But seriously, folks. I don’t know why anyone’s surprised. Obama for two years told us what he’s all about. Made it clear as day. And everyone just sort of…looked the other way. ”Oh, he’s not a socialist! He’s just saying those things to keep the far left loonies happy. You watch, he’ll govern from the center.”
Oh really? Well, it’s been only two months and let’s take a look at what he’s done. (Everybody follow along, and please feel free to add anything I’m missing.)
Mr. Obama took Mr. Bush’s bad idea of hundred-billion dollar bailouts and ran with it – on steroids. When Bush’s bailout did nothing to revive the ailing economy, did our new president say, “Wait, that doesn’t work – let’s try something else.”
Uh…no. Instead he figured that because having taxpayers borrow hundreds of billions of dollars from Communist China and handing it over to banks, insurance companies and auto giants to ‘stimulate’ economic activity didn’t do any of that…why he should just go ahead and quadruple the amount and try again! That outta do it!
Then, more than half of his cabinet appointees turn out to be either tax cheats or plagued with scandal. (The same people who are hell-bent to raise our taxes and ‘keep us honest’.)
Obama goes on You Tube and does a touchy-feely Neville Chamberlain appeasement stance with Iran’s Ahmadinejad, a man from a culture who views such behavior as weak and womanly (sorry – it’s actually an insult to women to call Barry womanly; my wife could kick his ass), doing a pathetic Rodney King “C-c-can we…can we just get along?” with the Iranian psychopath.
Then, his choice for Treasury Secretary, the one man, apparently, uniquely suited to fix the ailing economy, Tim Geithner, lays out plans to regulate all of American business; and in effect, give the Obama administration carte blanche power to inject it’s will directly into any private business it deems necessary, and for any reason whatsoever.
So…let’s get this into perspective. The guys from government, the people who can’t make the post office run well, the folks who have never owned a business themselves…are now going to oversee, regulate, and in essence meddle with the mainspring of American progress – private businesses.
Just yesterday, Mr. Obama took that little power adjustment for a spin – and promptly fired the head of General Motors. Did he consult with the stockholders in a hastily constructed shareholders’ meeting? Take a vote? Ask for comments? Show of hands?
No.
Too bad the phrase “a confederacy of dunces” is already taken, or I’d be tempted to use it here.
But …we’re told by the press there’s a “crisis of unprecedented proportion”, one that “the markets can’t fix.” And my fav… “only the Federal government can fix this crisis.” Reminds me of Ronald Reagan’s nine most terrifying words in the English language, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.” (Also – Jackie Chan getting his ass kicked in Shanghi Noon, and Owen Wilson, trying to help, making it worse, and Chan shouts, “Stop helping me!!”) That’s what the American taxpayer is feeling like screaming right now – “Stop helping me!!!!!!”
Obama is a typical Big Government Goon. The typical BGG has a standard way of dealing with problems. (And make no mistake, any sort of problem, once it can be stretched and twisted into the concept of being a ‘crisis’, represents one thing, and one thing only: An opportunity to control, for the ultimate goal to gain personal Power.)
Yes, we underestimated his ambition. We didn’t think he’d really do all the things he said he was going to do. (well…in our defense, nothing he said he was going to do was very specific. Mostly generalities about hope and ‘change’…yeah, close Gitmo…get us out of Iraq…no time limits, but yeah, that was specific.) But he really meant it that he was going to change this country. Just… no one actually believed he meant he was going to change this country into something completely unrecognizable from anything we’ve ever known. (At least those of us who have never lived behind the Iron Curtain, or known the horrors of a despotic dictatorship.)
But look at who Obama’s mentors have been all his life – A Black liberation theologist, Reverend Wright… two avowed Marxists, Saul Alinsky and Noam Chomsky… and an unrepentant terrorist bomber, Bill Ayers. Obama came up through the ranks of the Chicago political system, the most corrupt group of hacks, con artists and extortionists in the country. And rather than learning the American dream in the business community, Obama learned how to intimidate, manipulate, and scam the system as a ‘Community Organizer’. (This term, for reasons unclear to this columnist, seems to hold some sort of nobility, carrying with it a misplaced virtue that is the substance of…smoke. And mirrors.)
So, the good B. Hussein Obama organized within the communities. But, organized them…to do what exactly? Find funds. Get money. Guilt various businesses and branches of government to yield to white guilt and cough up some dough. And thus, noble and honorable organizations such as ACORN come into existence. Strong-arming and intimidation raised to an art form.
But I think Barry is not content. As arrogant and audacious as he’s already proven to be, I believe we ain’t seen nuthin’ yet, sports fans. No…just as we underestimated the amount of damage he wished to inflict (I’m sorry – social engineering and progress) upon our Constitution, our traditions, our entire American way of life…there’s more to come.
And it’s not going to be pretty.
We apparently are in the most catastrophic economic crisis ever in the history of mankind. But ya know? I drove on the freeway this morning and it was pretty full. People driving their clean, shiny cars off to work. Dressed nicely, smiling, going about their day. I saw people shopping in the stores. They’re going out to dinner. They’re ordering online. Commerce is happening. I do not see hundreds of people begging in the streets. I have not heard about a single food riot. No cardboard box cities sprouting up. Door-to-door begging? Lawlessness in the streets? Okay, so it’s a little harder to borrow money, a little harder to refinance your house, or get a loan to buy a new car.
So what??
Does this ‘crisis’ justify transforming the most successful nation in the history of mankind into some socialist Euro-trash model of twisted central-authority collectivist oligarchy??
My fellow Americans…all I can say now is…
Quick! Before he gets back. Let’s do it! We’ve only got eight days. He’s going on a five-country Apology Tour, meeting with countries upset over 1) the Iraq War, and 2) treatment of enemy combatants at Gitmo. He’s got a lot of groveling and appeasing to do, but he’s coming back in just over a week, so we’ve got to act fast! He’s already screwed this nation up almost beyond recognition, and it won’t be easy. We’ve got to restore our country so that Liberty, not government is the predominant force. We must re-institute Capitalism as the primary engine of Freedom, and put government back into its proper role – an institution that works for us, not against us.
Breitbart — Hit Pelosi high, she’ll go down like bag of used condoms. And don’t worry about Barney Frank…I think Lou Ferrigno is going to go have a little ‘chat’ with him.







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Gary, you crack me up. As a fan of "Alien Nation", I was happy to hear you are a conservative. And again, you are very funny. I'm with you. In fact, I have no problem taking down Pelosi and Frank (I so want to get both of them), but can I have Feinstein and Boxer, too!
Cheers, man!
I think I just got my sign for the Tea Party "Stop helping us! We can't afford it!"
I don't personally suffer from a lingering fear of Elmer Fudd. Should Ferrigno need a hand– I'm in.
C'mon, even cross-dressing bunny rabbits aren't afraid of Elmer Fudd.
C'mon, even cross-dressing bunny rabbits aren't afraid of Elmer Fudd.
Where do I get in line?
I beg to differ – Harry Reid is Elmer Fudd. Barney is Moms Mabley, Another great post. Bon Voyage
Yo, Gary –
BARNEY FRANK is ALL MINE !
One, since I love JUDY GARLAND, the early STREISAND albums, and MAJORED in THEATER, I'm immune to the "homophobe" charge.
Just ask ' Jamesb ' – he'll fill you in.
Two, as a born and bred New Yorker, I just love me some thumpin' on Beantown blowhards!
Three, It'll kind of MAKE UP for the '04 Yankees PLAYOFF COLLAPSE to the Red Sox. ….Kinda'.
Do I get the job, huh, do I? Do I?
Sounds like 'Valkyrie' minus the exploding briefcase, which is fine with me. Assassination isn't cool.
Please,Gary,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,Please,
Can I have Murtha, PPLLEEAASSSEEE!
Not Over.
MOMS MABLEY !
Jack, you just brought back some sweet and funny memories…talk about an Original, that was Moms!
Well, I think — now, uh, well, uh, maybe I could be wrong — but GEEZ, I bet if you just got in Gibbs' face and yelled at him to SIT DOWN and SHUT UP, I bet he would. Poor little thing. I say that like I might be sympathetic to him, but to listen to him talk drives me nuts!!! How did he get that job?
G. Graham: "Yes, we underestimated his ambition."
not everyone. 'Activist President is as activist community organizer did'
Risky of Obama leaving the country isn't it. Can he even get back in the country without a visa?
===So, the good B. Hussein Obama organized within the communities. But, organized them…to do what exactly?====
For one he and the acorn agitators were shaking down businesses such as Citigroup [the irony is delicious] just like another well known black extortionist: Jesse Jackson.
Below is a link to the civil docket [pdf format] re obama’s suit against Citigroup, which was bullshyt to begin with; but that’s how socialist cretins roll.
http://clearinghouse.wustl.edu/chDocs/public/FH-I...
If there were a shred of scrutiny towards obama by the media he’d be in prison not the Oval Office.
===I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs. Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!! Hai-Yah!!===
Trying to keep all the fun to yourself. All I ask is to lock me in a room with senators where they have no chance of escaping.
Where are you? If you are not in NYC, I might steal that and use it too. If you don't mind…
he's also going to find out just how really popular he isn't. And his Visa is overlimit…
I'll help you, but only if we can do some "thumping" on Schumer too!
I'll grab the Constitution, you grab the SUVs!! (hey, gotta get the important stuff first…)
I think all we have to do is speak mean to them and they'll all curl up in the fetal position.
Oh yeah, forgot about Chuck…
Kick 'im in the b*lls, Bev ! He deserves it !
Maybe while he's away, he'll find another country he likes better and will stay there. Anyway, maybe this is where we lock the doors and turn out the lights. Let's have another one of those "Turn the Lights Off to Save the Country…er I mean…Save the Earth" days…NOW!
I might throw in Patterson and Bloomberg just for the heck of it…
We might want to grab some Marines while we're at it…
Gary, if your wife kicks a$$, make sure you tape it so we can get out our popcorn and have some fun watching her…LOL! Yee Haw!
And this will be the first time since George III that the head of government in America is to the left of the head of government in England. Is Obama planning to make England a colony?
Please, oh please, take them.
so true- and now we are to the left of all of the Euro-socialists who know deep inside if we become like them THEY are doomed…
Awesome…put in a call to Chuck Norris, and let's go take 'em down!!
Awesome…put in a call to Chuck Norris, and let's go take 'em down!!
Lieberman sounds too much like Elmer Fudd to miss, but since he's a semi-good guy now, I'll leave him to his fate in his own party. Harry Reid is Liberace.
And I'm a manly man who loves quiche. But I can't join you Nwyakers in attacking Beantown and the Sox. What am I going to throw at them—Rice-A-Roni and the Giants?
Oh, well now, Bev, if you're feelin' in the mood to really ' clean house '…
… I'll give a few of the fellas from the neighborhood a call, and you and us can start in Brooklyn, and do a ' tarantella ' on the no-good noggin' of every lousy corrupt Dem politician in the Five Boroughs!
Then go to Junior's for cheesecake !
Sound like a plan? : )
I spent a lot of time blogging and talking to people about what this "man" was going to do to the country and got mocked. "Oh, right-wingers are all paranoid, etc."
Yeah, I was paranoid all right.
DK Ramakers
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/433943/dk_r...
http://poorrepublican.today.com/
Well, they've always got what we used to call Red China. They're more capitalistic than either of us on the Atlantic. Their record on human rights is a little iffy, though.
If anybody asks, we could say we're just "community organizing…"
You want Jerky Joe running things?
Perhaps while he's in Eurabia, the dozens upon dozens of radical imams (in England, France, Germany, Holland, etc.) will offer to appoint him "Commander in Sheik" of the coming World Islamic Caliphate?
I don't know if it pays better than being POTUS, but he'll at least be able to take on three more wives, and have anyone who irks him either stoned to death or beheaded without further ado.
Talk about perks!
P.S. PLEASE don't make any more jibes about The Wicked Witch of the West (a.k.a.Pelosi) and hypnosis, for clinical hypnotherapist happens to be my profession, and if folks fail to realize you meant that as a joke, associating the phenomenon with the likes of HER will blacken its image for the next 1,000 years…
i have a better idea – let's lock the door behind him so he cant get back in.
the sorriest thing about all this is the whole cabinet is absolutely useless, especially gasbag Joe…
Good news about Obama is he telling us about the plan he has for us. The bad news is the American people are just sitting back and excepting it.
It will be an interesting country after we give the IMF oversight of our financial institutions.
Rice-A-Roni is the stuff !
Vastly undervalued in our ' too-cool " culture ! : )
Feel free! I'm in Texas, but it wouldn't matter. The more of us yelling "STOP" the better, no?
I wonder if we can get the money from China and declare Bankruptcy while he is on vacation.
Did Barney go with him or is he still trying to decide how much people can earn?
What a group. It is ike the Keystone Cops on steroids. I know, I an giving away my age.
He is all yours, I want Waters, Boxer & Feinstein.
…So they say, but what percentage of their population is jailed for victimless crimes? I think we lead the field in this dubious category!
I know, the "flavor can't be beat." But let's keep that to ourselves.
Maybe Europe will keep him? Nope they are to smart for that they will send him back.
That sounds like a great Reality Show.
I hope the give him some Betamax movies.
Obama has indeed changed the country. He's borrowed it, bought his friends some stuff, and will give us back the change… tomorrow? Next year…?! I feel short changed.
Obama has indeed changed the country. He's borrowed it, bought his friends some stuff, and will give us back the change… tomorrow? Next year…?! I feel short changed.
You might want to check with the Chinese Catholics, Methodists, Falun Gong, Tibetan Buddhists, and assorted internet users for that answer.
Shouldn't it now be called Black China- cause they're in the black, and WE'RE in the red…?
Is "a little iffy" perchance your PC code word for doubleplusungood…?
Gary, I have to disagree that people didn't see this coming. The folks that supported Obama, and still do, are either left wing hippie leftovers who actually believe in collectivism, or the huge demographic of 20 to 40 year olds, who have been indoctrinated in the moral relativism and politically correct thought that permeates public and to a degree, even private education. These folks, who are soon to be the majority of Americans, function on feeling, not thinking. Thev've had their self esteem stroked for decades, and Barry has played them all like a violin. He's inflamed their latent class envy feelings, he's caressed their victimhood, and he's rubbed their all "we're in this together" baloney button. He's tickled their "green guilt" and scratched their racial guilt. He's appealed to the "feel good hunger" that feeds the fragile self-esteem of these people. The last thing on earth, they would ever want to happen, would be to grow up and have to assume responsbility for anything more than buying curly que light bulbs or a roller skate on ethanol.
My above comment continued:
They do NOT want freedom; they want to be taken care of. They do not want to analyze or otherwise use their brains. They want to feel good; to feel safe; to feel part of "something bigger, part of the team", and they want to be loved. They are bi-pedal puppies. Just give them a biscuit, a pat them on the head, and say you'll fill their dinner bowl: they'll follow him anywhere. Self-sufficiency, self determination, and self-control, have sold out to unearned self-esteem. These people are the future of America. We're all screwed.
You've read my other posts. Not fair.
Someone should also write : Stop fixin' what ain't broke!
It's already April Fool's Day in Europe — and it's April 1st — too cool.
Gibbs makes McLellan look like a pro.
Now Tony Snowe? He was da man!!
I'm with you. Lock the doors, turn off the lights. When he calls, we just hang up….
Harry Reid would never touch a gun. He's more like that pansy Senator from the X-Men movies. That's actually what came to mind when I saw the movie back in 2000, and I was only 16.
He came to my high school that year and told us that putting money in the stock market was akin to gambling, whereas putting into Social Security was such a noble expenditure of our labors' recompense.
I think the only students who agreed were the ones that didn't understand that you at least have a chance of getting your money back when you gamble, and that's the difference.
Murtha belongs to the "racists" from his district in PA. They owe him a couple.
Hopefully he'll realize that Europe is actually his kind of place and stay the hell there.
Constitution, D of I, guns, SUVs, guns, eBay and guns. In that order.
Problem: that would leave nothing for the rest of us
And that we have a "right to assemble". If that fails, you can always tell them we're doing it "for the teachers".
If you're short on change, step it up with the hope. Right?
Let's make our own prison for wayward politicians and call it Givmo. We can make them listen to endless loops of Barney songs and Rosanne Barr singing the national anthem. Make them all sit naked in a corner wearing a dunce hat and have recordings of children's laughter played over and over for them. Make them drink warm diet soft drinks and eat overcooked and over salted entrees. No pillows or blankets to sleep with and let them sleep with cockroaches!
Yes, and we can all hold puppies and kittens while we assemble. They wouldn't hurt puppies and kittens.
I don't think the First Klingon, er, Lady is going to take to the three more wives idea. : (
I had read that of the 500+ entourage, about 200 are Secret Service. If the Europeans love him so much, why is he bringing his own army?
I don't see why he had to go anyway. They have internet and phones over there, couldn't the teleprompter telecommute?
The filth coming from everyones point of view tells me you're what you say. You try to be so much, but you aren't to be blamed totally for what you say……It's just the way your mother raised you…to be loud & obnoxious!!! So you really DO need to do something about your self hate!! This kind of talk comes from people who are afraid & threatened by intellectuals. Your obsessive hate can only hurt you & no one else really cares. You claim the opposition is the problem……..what you need to do is look in the mirror & ask that person what he is doing to promote all this hate instead of doing what he can to correct the situation that has him so threatened!!! You can learn to disagree without being disagreeable. Give it a try………ranting won't solve a thing & can only make you look like the idiot you really are!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck!
I'm gonna move and not leave a forwarding address. It worked with the kids. Nah…..he always leaves a trail of ACORNs.
NO…….we're gonna leave him for Mongol.
Mike –
Your post flowed like good poetry.
I don't think I've ever read a smoother, sharper summary of the situation.
Much Respects!
I'm there. I come with weapons and field gear. Will need ammo resupply around 14th of April, though. 1800 rnds of 5.56 and 300 rnds .45 oughta do.
Where are the bananas ???
Es la vez oppotunidad !!
This kind of ccrap is a fantasy, but that we do it shows too much !!!!!!!!!!
Where are the bananas ???
Es la vez oppotunidad !!
This kind of ccrap is a fantasy, but that we do it shows too much !!!!!!!!!!
No, no prob. When Chuck goes to commercial, we clean up.
I wouldn't bet on that.
Harry Reid depends upon Nevada's gambling industry to keep him in office, so not only was it a stupid comparison, but he put down the way his own supporters make their living .
I, too, disagree with that. At the beginning, I was suffering through some Bush fatigue. I had no use for McCain, liked Palin. I honestly took a look at the chosen one. I did. I'll admit it. Then, I read up. I disgested the available information and separated the wheat from the chaff, so to speak and, about five hours later said, "Not only No but, F**k no.
Let the Marines he accused of "cold blooded murder" and who were exonerated have Murtha.
Puppies and kittens from Malawi?
In boxing, they talk about the Great White Hope. In politics, they… got half of what they wanted. Big talk, lots of fast punches, can't follow up, doubt he'll go the distance. Wicked sucker punch though, soon more than half the voters will swear they've felt it.
Don't forget the 'sea kittens'.
I find myself breathing a sigh of relief now that he's gone. Just like when a tyrannical boss is on vacation.
Bring your friends.
Read them? Heck, I'm thinking of having them all anthologized in a book!
Is there a way we can move America like the island on Lost? Let's please try so he'll never ever find us again.
Even older former Marines, (like myself), have long memories. That’s why I humbled myself to Gary and begged for the privilege of slapping this dishonorable disgrace of a human being around.
Again, please Gary please.
Not Over.
Sounds like you guys will be busy for a while. If I was gonna take 'em all out in Chicago, It would take years. They regenerate too fast. Lots of sewage around to hasten the process.
Well, If she was unwise enough to protest, I believe the appropriate sharia punishment for disobeying the commands or edicts of one's owner (a.k.a. husband) in the New World Islamic Caliphate is either stoning or beheading.
That's kinda what I meant by "perks"…
Obama ran looking clever, now he's acting so dumb I worry if he's trying to pull something clever. BidyBoy is far less confusing.
*groan* LOL!
Sorry, Andrew. It was there. I had to take it. Obamacomedy just writes itself.
Nice of you to say so. When you've collected enough of them, let me know. That saves me the problem of having to sit down to the hard work of writing an actual book. And you do know that Andrew and I have our briefs ready in case you decide to go off on a frolic of your own with the material, don't you? Just kidding, pal.
HAAAA!
I'd say slam the door and lock it behind him, but he'd only sneak back into the country through Mexico.
He's acting?
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