Comments on: Liberals & Lightbulbs

By: TBogg » Hollywood Babble-on

TBogg » Hollywood Babble-on — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:06:14 +0000

[...] Gary Graham: Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The same number who would recognize me from my direct-to-DVD movies Hahahahahah— wait. That’s not funny. Okay, two liberals walk into a fern bar… [...]

By: Gary Graham

Gary Graham — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:31:46 +0000

RIGHT LURCHING ONLY!!

By: Carrie Pimentel

Carrie Pimentel — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:01:32 +0000

Gary — lurching sideways is allowed as long as it's not to the left……that's just wrong. xoxo

By: Gary Graham

Gary Graham — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:38:45 +0000

Sorry, B from N. Ontario… You gotta turn down the volume of your Non-Sequitur device. Couldn't hear you through all that white noise…and your Stream of Consciousness ramble sort of lost me there. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but don't really know what you're trying to convey. Sounded like a Canadian cooking show, but I'm sure your rivers are beautiful up there. God bless you.

By: Gary Graham

Gary Graham — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:17:20 +0000

Carrie — Your comment made me lurch sideways, laughing, and I fell off my bar stool. Fortunately, the floor broke my fall. But it's all right…I didn't spill a drop. xoxo

By: B

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:54:00 +0000

Hey Gary
You should take canoe trips here in Northern Ontario, we have plenty of river enough to travel.

We northern Canadians have one thing in common with Alaskans, in the way we do on rivers. By standing one leg up like captain Morgan without the booze of course.
That stunt is not for amateurs or green horns. for season pros of the river ways.
or you can take trips in Alaska.

The best way of enjoying bannock is when its cooked over a open flame with tea bloss. some pan fried fish:D
wild game, bear cooked to perfection and squirrel use as ground beef for patties for burgers with buns on hand.

a grizzly go from snarl to romp roast. >:)

bears are expert snatchers when it comes to stealing fish from sports fisherman. which explains yogi bear stealing picnic baskets and boo boo as his little nasty posse.

By: B

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:24:36 +0000

well those cheap florescent light bulbs are useless in minus eighteen degrees temperature.
You can’t see a damn thing, You could risk getting hit with a snowmobile. unless using a flash light when chopping wood by yourself which is a challenge.
Or going back to the basic a home made torch. stick it the firm snow, so it won’t tip over, a crude light indeed.
Unless Attila the Hun, and crazy horse both dropped by unexpectedly.
God only knows we need good light when it comes to chopping wood, or coming home from playing bingo.
Anyways I switch back to regular old bulbs, they work in -45 C weather. SO bright I can see what other people doing on their porches. and even the contents of their shopping bags.
Oh yeah the Demis and the Libbies (Democrats are basically identically to the Canadian Liberal Party), experts of taxing my two cents, literally. I was thinking how the heck can you tax two cents. well one crude solution is cutting a penny in half and quarter it.

By: Terrylee

Terrylee — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:41:10 +0000

We Americans were so tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world that we went to the polls in November and removed all doubt.

By: Gary Graham

Gary Graham — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:25:16 +0000

Okay…maaaaaaybe my math was off. I don’t know… BUT! You guys have kept me laughing with your great comments. After my piece on abortion (FLASHPOINT! A WOMAN’S RIGHT TO CHOOSE) I was sorely in need of a little humor. I had been sick all week, then Superbowl Sunday, and…well i wasn’t up to a column on Tuesday. So I invested all of five minutes, more or less…and this thing did exactly what I hoped it would do: set you guys off. The comments thread is hilarious! Thank you folks for making me LAUGH OUT LOUD reading your great contributions to this fun little diddy.

And Lefty’s…learn to laugh at yourself. And if you can’t, then laugh at me…laughing at you.

By: Sharise Parviz

Sharise Parviz — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:15:14 +0000

Great post! But yes, I agree with an earlier comment-the service man who quietly gets the job done with no hoopla or media around,isn’t a liberal. But I can tell you the other 16, once they have light, will be quick to criticize how that one got the job done.