America, Join the Obama Coup or Get Out of the Way
by Evan SayetDear America,
I hate you.
I hate you because you’re stupid, you’re bigoted and you’re dangerous.
I know that you’re stupid because you believe in an invisible man in the sky. Not only does that make you stupid, it makes you dangerous. After all, if you’re that easily led to believe in some invisible man in the sky then you might be led into believing in witches and you might burn people at the stake. I don’t care if you “cling” to your religion because you’re not as rich as I am, the fact that you cling to that stupidity makes you a threat to the utopia that would come if only there were no religion.
I know that you’re bigoted because you love America. I’m a citizen of the world, not xenophobic or nativist like you. I don’t believe in false borders falsely imposed on me by corporations and evil, white men seeking to exploit the world. Remember what my Messiah’s mentor said, it’s “white man’s greed that rules a world in need.” Why do you think America is better than any other nation? It’s only your bigotry and bigotry is evil. You’re evil. And you’re standing in the way of my utopia, the peace and prosperity that would come if only there were no countries.
And those of you in the military, you scare me most of all. You’re not just stupid and evil, you’re bloodthirsty. Why else would you want to kill your fellow citizens of the world? You’re Nazis. I’ve told you this before, many times before, any American who serves in the military is a Nazi. I hate your Islamophobia. I hate that you fought in the Vietnam War just because you hate the Yellow Man. Why does color mean so much to you? Why the antipathy for people who are different than you are?
And you people in Kansas, what’s the matter with you? Why are you so against socialism? It’ll be good for you. We’ll be taking money from rich people and giving it to you. You could take more vacations, buy a bigger screen TV. You scare me. Why don’t you want other peoples’ money? There’s something the matter with Kansas. You just don’t know what’s in your own best interest.
That’s why I support President Obama plans to take over America. Until you have given up your stupidity and your racism — your religion and your patriotism – you cannot be trusted with your freedom. And we’re not going to allow you to teach your hate to your children.
Please, America, join the Obama coup or just get out of the way. As President Obama said, America is no longer a Christian nation. We are all now citizens of the world. The time for your antiquated superstitions, for patriotism and faith, are gone!
Sincerely,
The Leadership of the Democrat Party
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Would be a lot funnier if I hadn't encountered people who actually thought like that. Scary when you see it in black and white, no?
(While reading the first paragraph, I thought for sure it was going to say "Sincerely, Bill Maher.")
Simple minded satire isn't that funny…maybe you should get some pointers from Mr. Colbert.
It would be funny if it weren’t true Evan. Wow, that reminds me of some of the leftist trolls that we debate here on BH. It’s a kind of leftist mantra, “what’s in it for me.” Those of us that believe in the greatness of America, freedom, are silent no more. I’m sorry all you worthless statist, you may have to get a job yet.
Imagine!
Your clever parody reminds me how we SHOULD stand for racism, build a Christian theocracy and break the shackles of our victimhood caused by the tyranny of liberalism that has destroyed this country for the last 10, 40 or 100 years. I'm buying a gun right after I buy a blue ray machine so I can watch all your really good movies.
In another time this article might have been funny. But here, in modern America, with a world teetering on disaster, it is far too true to be able to laugh at.
This isn't your fathers' America, sad to say.
I found it not to be funny, but indicative of what the left really thinks. I'll be passing it on.
Ditto on the encountering people like that. And it's only become more prevalent over the past decade or so.
I was also expecting a "sincerely, Bill Maher" until I got to the end.
It's hilarious that people actually believe that pap. Want irony? I had a conversation with an acquaintance–who was born and raised in France and as far as I can tell believes everything you just wrote. She thinks Americans "have too much fun" and as a consequence are "wasteful." She went to Vegas and couldn't enjoy it because she couldn't get past the carbon emissions from all the lights. I kid you not!
I tried to explain that wealthy nations actually help the poorer nations via buying their products, donating food and medical supplies, supporting democratic govts, etc. She said, and I quote: "I'd rather see people die of starvation than produce all the wasteful products we don't need."
Hmm…that's not very compassionate, I thought. People who think like your letter are the biggest phonies ever is my experience.
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"Allah akbar, Allah akbar, With Obama's help we will take over your nation, and your car"
The Democratic Party and all their drones can bite me.
P.S.
…I hate you but I still want your money.
Like they say, comedy is only funny when there is a grain of truth to it, and sadly there is alot of truth to the democrats way of thinking in this parody.
I may only be a speed bump on the way to a coup but, I will be there.
At first I thought Nancy Pelosi wrote this…unless of course you wrote under a false name, which is EXACTLY what Nancy would do to avoid any accountability…
Here inside the Beltway, there are a lot of citizens who actually think that way. Their knowledge of the US and the world is consistent with Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" interviewees and they vote as they're told by their community organizers. I see them and their vast ignorance of reality every day in the hallways of my workplace. These are the kinds of support staff who will run the nuts and bolts of a nationalized health care program if it is ever instituted – be afraid.
Yes, we're DANGEROUS. I keep hearing that. Why are we so dangerous? Because we can vote, too?
sorry but it is true….the next generation of race baiters have to prolong the myth that all whites are racists so they have some reason for existing….just look at the Ivy league and most major college campuses…….
That about sums up their way of thinking alright. Totally ignorant.
And the Democrats are so upset that Americans are not lining up for Socialized medicine as well. The nerve of us…
Now they have to spend time and money sending professional counter protesters to Town Hall meetings trying to create the 'illusion' of support for their policies.
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All you need is love.
Love is all you need.
And I hate you.
Hate is not a family value, and all you need is love.
But I hate you.
Signed,
Schizophrenia Inc.
(aka, the Left)
Uh, I don't think this was satire. More like a stripping away of all but the gist and pith of what many of those on the left really think and say.
Interestingly, the folks turning away from the Messiah in the last two months are the independent folks, not the hayseeds that the liberals assume the rest of us are.
The base that the POTUS is loosing is everyman.
Tough for the libs to think that one away!
Well……if the left leaning, world citizens, socialist demigods want to get it on then kansas is a great place to start…I live in Kansas and they can come by my place first…..even though this piece is in a satirical form it states the obvious about the leadership of our grand republic. I would welcome having some open dialog with them, but I'm afraid they would be dissappointed with the outcome, especially after the smoke cleared away. GO JAYHAWKS
Whenever I read conservative snivelling of this magnitude, it strikes me how alien their thought processes are to normal people. You have to make this mental shift into the role of ultimate victim to understand what conservatives are crying about at any given moment, and most people simply can't shift that far to the whiny side.
Yesterday, Mr. Nolte stated, in the Oliver Stone thread, it is staggering that artists support people that oppose free expression. I would like to throw this out there. The reason Stone, Penn, et al support dictators like Chavez is that information (or misinfomation) is much a commodity as Wall Street bonds and derivatives. It has been pointed out that many of the mover and shakers of Wall Street are Democrats. Why? These people are capitalists? No not really, when they actively try to influence politicians in this manner. They are peddling in political power. If they can influence legislation and the administration of those laws, it puts them in the position to have a more advantageous position than the competition, if not eliminate the competition, not by the creative destruction of the free market, but by political means. Not a new thought at all, read "Atlas Shrugged" But now information is just as much a commodity and who ever can garner the political influence and participate in the anti-American narrative, their commodity becomes more valuable. To put it bluntly, the more they sell the notion that America sucks, they more they stand to make, not always as monetary rewards , but sometimes yes sometimes cold hard cash, sometimes power. And selling the America sucks narrative can be as overt as saying it directly, "America sucks" or as subtle, probably more dangerous, as supporting anti-American values like bigger government at the cost of individual liberty, statism, but wrapping it up in an American flag and calling it patriotic. Yeah, that is directed at Micheal Moore and Oliver Stone.
That is why the reporting by Patrick Courrielche on the NEA's pushing Obama's agenda is so important.
Excellent…almost word for word what I encounter daily.
Poll numbers say otherwise about your "mental shift". And your side would know about ultimate victims, seeing as how your demographics have the most undeserved sense of entitlement in the history of civilization.
Conservatives always do seem happiest when they're describing make believe worlds…funny then they make such poor comedians.
BOO!
The left is the party of co-dependency……dependent on the state……dependent on the feds…..dependent on the social welfare system to teach you how to raise a family, drive your car, install your child seat, ect., ect., ect,.
The co-dependent educational system mandated by the socially co-dependent government……it just makes me sick. Get a life…. there is nothing for you here, in a REPUBLIC which runs on personal responsibility. GO GET A GOVERNMENT JOB.
Guilty as charged.
Thank you, Thank you very much…
At least conservatives have a sense of humor, and not at the expense of others.
People who think like that never expect that they'll end up on the death end of the stick should their hopes come to pass.
I thought it was going to be signed by my ex-wife (now that's scary!).
They'll discover all sorts of their worst fears in Kansas. I grew up there and my family is all there. I have a cousin who's very familiar with his hunting rifle and mad as hell about what Washington is doing. Let 'em come try to force him into giving up his guns and his Bible.
GO WILDCATS
Dear Leadership of the Democrat Party:____ It's apparent that you don't know the difference between the Freedom that you say you will give citizens and the Socialism that you say will be so good for us. ____ It's strange that you believe that "evil white men" caused all of the troubles in the world: Doesn't that thought alone make you a bigot? We have gotten past your "Issue of color." ____ If we all want to be Bible thumping, patriotic, militaristic rednecks, as long as it doesn't hurt you, why should you care?____ We'll buy our big screen TV's, thank you. It feels good to enjoy having earned it through our own labor. ____ And we'll continue to homeschool our kids, even it we're forced to send them to be indoctrinated. Our personal values are far more important than your plans.____ Yes, we're dangerous to you because we won't ever give in to your socialistic plans . Get used to it.____Another Patriotic Redneck in Fly-Over Country
HOW DARE YOU SAY THESE THINGS AGAINST AMERICA, YOU DIDNT FIGHT AND DIE FOR OUR FREEDOMS, I USED 2 LIKE THIS SITE BUT IT HAS GOTTEN MORE ANTI-AMERICAN AS OF THIS MORNINGG… U NEED TO CHECK URSELF AND STOP HATING ON AND BASHING AMERICA AND GOD BECAUSE GOD IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR BASHING AMERICA AND GOD (HIM WHO IS HE) –
IF U LIKE MUSLIM AND ATHIEST GAYS SO MUCH, Y DON'T U MOVE TO AFGHANISTAN OR SOME OTHER EUROPEAN MUSLIM CRAPHOLE LIKE MEXICO – YOU R UNAMERICAN AND U R NOT WELCOME ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE
I AM SO MAD THAT U SAY THIS STUFF ABOUT MY 1 AND ONLY GOD AND MY 1 AND ONLY COUNTRY – GOD AND COUNTRY COME BEFORE STUPID INTERNET WRITERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A GOOD PRO AMERICAN ARTICLE
THIS MAKES ME JUST ANGRY
I DONT KNOW WHY YOU TYPED THIS STUFF FOR YOUR ARTICLE, AT 1ST I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS SERIOUS – YOU ARE AGAINST OUR COUNTRY AND I AM GOING TO BOYCOTT BREITBART!
AMERICA HATER!
AMERICA HATER!
Nice self-psychoananlysis, projection is the true trait of leftists.
"Whenever I read leftist snivelling of this magnitude, it strikes me how alien their thought processes are to normal people. You have to make this mental shift into the role of ultimate victim to understand what leftists are crying about at any given moment, and most people simply can't shift that far to the whiny side. "
Nice self-psychoananlysis, projection is the a trait of leftists.
"Whenever I read leftist snivelling of this magnitude, it strikes me how alien their thought processes are to normal people. You have to make this mental shift into the role of ultimate victim to understand what leftists are crying about at any given moment, and most people simply can't shift that far to the whiny side. "
Turn off the caps lock, moron- it's a satire. Have someone explain satire to you, or read the definition to you from a dictionary.
normal people…
A liberal thinks a normal person is someone who acts and thinks just like they do and anyone who doesn't is dangerous because they're too hard to accept and understand (aka "tolerance).
"Then they came for the normal people and I did not nothing because I wasn't normal."
normal people…
A liberal thinks a normal person is someone who acts and thinks just like they do and anyone who doesn't is dangerous because they're too hard to accept and understand (aka "tolerance).
"Then they came for the normal people and I did nothing because I wasn't normal."
This letter describes several people I know. It's really sad.
Yeah, that's what you want to base your own world on: who's the funniest.
Dear America,
I founded this nation as a CHRISTIAN NATION!!!!!!! NOT A MUSLIM OR A GAYTHEIST NATION. WHEN A MAN LAYS WITH ANOTHER MAN ITS A SIN! and these libs want us to accept this with their hollywood tv stations and movies!!! WHY DO THEY HATE OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS. SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!! IF WE HAD LIBTARDS LIKE THERE ARE NOWADAYS WE'D ALL STILL BE AN ENGLISH COLONY!!! IF AMERICA TODAY IS LIKE IT WAS THEN WE'D ALL BE MUSLIM IN A WEEK. GOD hates ALLAH and JESUS HATES MUHAMMED AND GOD BLESSED AMERICA NOT ARABIA!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
George Washington
ITS EASY 2 SAY ITS A SATIRE BUT ITS AN EASY WAY TO GET REAL CONSERVATIVES LIKE ME OFF HIS GAY MUSLIM BACK – HE IS OBVIOUSLY SERIOUS
IF u DON'T REALIZE THAT HE IS BEING SERIOUS THEN U HAVE A SCREW LOOSE! SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH U THE MEANING OF SCREWLOOSE LOL LOL
AND IF U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY CAPS, THEN MAYBE U SHOULD GET A COMPUTER THAT CAN'T DISPLAY CAPITAL LETTERS – AND MAYBE NOT CALL ME A MORON WHICH IS ABUSE –
I AM NOT THE ONLY TRUE CONSERVATIVE LEFT, BUT U CERTAINLY ARE A LIBERAL IN WOLVE"S CLOTHING, JIMBOB7
AND LASTLY, IN CASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND YET, I AM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM MAD ABOUT THIS BULLCRAP – ENOUGH OF THIS GODLESS LIBERALISM ALL OVER THE INTERNET, I DONT NEED TO SEE IT HERE ON BREITBART
I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
Then she definitely would have trouble with the skylines and lights in Tokyo, Hong Kong, Beijing, Shanghai and the endless pumping of air conditioning out onto the sidewalks to lure customers into the lavish department stores. Gotta love that 'green' thinking.
HEY AHARRIS
IT MAKES ME SAD 2, I CANT BELIEVE THEY R POSTING THIS CRAP ON BREITBART.. I SHOULD START MY OWN SITE, BREITFART! LOL LOL LOL
SERIOUSLy THOUGH, I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS ARTICLE – IS THERE ANYONE WE CAN COMPLAIN TO TO GET THIS LIB QUEER MUSLIM FIRED FROM HIS STUPID JOB?
HE SAID HE HATES AMERICA! HE HATES AMERICA? DIDN'T COUNTLESS TROOPS (INCLUDING MY SON) DIE FOR HIS FREEDOMS???
MY SON DIED FOR HIS FREEDOMS AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO DO THIS
"ITS EASY 2 SAY ITS A SATIRE BUT ITS AN EASY WAY TO GET REAL CONSERVATIVES LIKE ME OFF HIS GAY MUSLIM BACK – HE IS OBVIOUSLY SERIOUS…"
The trolls are getting more sophisticated–where is antifascist when you need her/him?
Conservatives are the funniest people I know. My pastor made an hysterical joke at a church rally the other day. He said, and I hope the delivery works, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish"!
Liberals are Janine Garafolo. She radiates anti-humor known as "anti-lulz"
PAUL_D
I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY IS WRITING THAT HE HATES AMERICA, MY SON DIED TO PROTECT HIS FREEDOMS AND I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
THIS IS BEYOND THE PALE. I AM LOOKING INTO GETTING THIS WRITER FIRED
R GREENE
YOU R RIGHT, HE IS GUILTY AS CHARGED – THIS WRITR SHOULD BE CHARGED W/TREASON! TREASON FOR BETRAYING HIS COUNTRY!
MOTICON –
WE DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, AND I LAUGH A LOT, BUT WHEN SOMEONE LIKE THIS WRITES SOMETHING ANTI-AMERICAN, I AGREE THAT IT IS HARD TO FIND FUNNY
MY SON DIED DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY AND THIS MAN HAS THE NERVE TO SAY HE HATES AMERICA
HE SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST OF THE WHINEY LIBS
I WILL MAKE SURE TO NEVER POST ON THIS SITE AGAIN SO THEY STOP MAKING MONEY
How is satire indicative of anything other than the satirist's opinions?
Dear Leadership of the Democrat Party,
Of course we want other people's money, but after you take your cut sooner rather than later we will run out of the money. It's not a bottomless pit, you know. OOps, sorry. I had an opposing thought there for a second. I will try not to let it happen again. So, yes, we want other people's money. Hand it over.
Sincerely,
The Democrat Party
MY SON DIED DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY, HE WAS THE ULTIMATE ANTI-FASCIST. HE FOUGHT ISLAMOFASCISTS IN AFGHANISTAN.
Hey mellow out man,
What unit was your son in?
The Trolling 205
I do not think they make money from posts. And I am getting confused by your comments and replies. I do hope that you understand the point of this 'letter' is to illustrate (to the extreme) the actions and ideals of the democrats in our current administration in taking this country down the path of socialism.
If you are also attempting some kind of satire, I'm sorry I did not get it.
MG24 –
I APPRECIATE AND UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF YOUR LETTER. I ALREADY UNDERSTAND THE SOCIALIST PATH OBAMA IS TAKING US DOWN, I WAS NOT ATTEMPTING ANY KIND OF SATIRE, I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU MY FRIEND.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM IS BS LIKE THE ARTICLE THIS GUY WROTE. YOU ARE RIGHT THAT CONSERVATIVES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I FIND IT HARD TO LAUGH AT ANTI-AMERICAN SENTIMENTS> IT IS EASY TO SAY "HE IS JOKING" BUT I JUST READ THE ARTICLE AGAIN AND ALL IT SEEMS LIKE IS A SPIT IN THE FACE OF ALL AMERICANS WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY
MY SON DIED DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY AND THIS IS WHY IT MAKES ME ANGRY. OTHER THAN THAT I AGREE WITH YOU.
Colbert is a liberal pimp that doesn't have to live with the consequenses of the drivel he helps promote anymore than Letterman, Sterwart (the widdle guy) and others…
power corrupts…power in the hands of liberals corrupts and kllls countries…
And here I thought the "europeans" were something to emulate, according to the Left….I hope people like you describe stay out of America forever!
Yes learn from Colbert, he is the expert at satire for the simple minded.
hehe,
Good letter.
The funniest thing of all is that the people who actually do think this way; the vast majority of them read comic books, worship hollywood, live with their parents, and get their news from Maher and John Stewart.
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whatever
Oh, her French-born husband is making good money in the States AND–get this–she wants to stay here because the standard of living is better!! I roll my eyes daily…
Like just about everyone else, I wish I could have laughed at the over-the-top absurdity, but it was too frightfully spot on how liberals think that …… well, lets just say I'm disturbed for the rest of the day.
hate you because you’re stupid, you’re bigoted and you’re dangerous.
Well Mr HNIC if you listeded to the will of the people you would have no reason to fear us. If you are not willing to kill or die for your beliefs then you need to sit down and shut up.
The left has been using deconstruction against traditionalism for 60 years. Let's fight back.
I think we hit a nerve………Keep drilling.
Perfect example of a Moby.
Tell her to set an example and show the people she wants to starve to death how its done.
Me too. I thought it was an actual comment from his show that Sayet was going to discuss. I don't think the Democratic party really believes that, but it's unquestionable that a number of it's louder members do.
funny that she said she'd rather see [other] people die (but not herself, oh no! She wants to remain VERY much alive) than see waste (isnt she wasting other people's resources????)
L.I.G.H.T.E.N U.P. F.R.A.N.C.I.S !!!
Dear America,
I hate you. I want your infant mortality rate to be that of a third world country. I want your health system to leave 15% of your population out in the cold. I want your education to be lousy and your competitive global prospects to continue to diminish. I want your cities to continue to rot into ghetto slums.
Sincerely,
The Republican Party
classic indeed!
bad to the bone!
Dear Rest of the World,
I hate you.
I hate you because you’re stupid, you’re open minded and you’re dangerous.
I know that you’re stupid because you believe in evolution. Not only does that make you stupid, it makes you dangerous. After all, if you’re that easily led to believe in something based on, "science" then you might be led into believing in freedom of information and you might object to torturing our enemies. I don’t care if you “cling” to your scientific fact because you’re not as rich as I am, the fact that you cling to that stupidity makes you a threat to the totalitarian regime that would come if only there were no educated people.
I know that you’re bigoted because you dont think like me. I’m a citizen of the America, not logical or attached to reality like you. I don’t believe in false borders hindering the CIA from regular renditions of people I consider evil evil, anything but white men seeking to exploit the world. Remember what my Messiah’s mentor said, it’s “Freedom is found at the end of a 44..” Why do you think America isn't better than any other nation? It’s only your bigotry and bigotry is evil. You’re evil. And you’re standing in the way of my utopia, the peace and prosperity that would come if only there were no countries Only America.
And those of you in North, you scare me most of all. You’re not just stupid and evil, you’re bloodthirsty. Why else would you want to make friends internationally? You’re Marxists. I’ve told you this before, many times before, any American who likes non-Americans is a Marxist. I hate your ACLU, NAACP, Laws, Ideas based on fact, and attempts to not have wars which we would probably win thus helping our economy and giving us control over the worlds oil supply. I hate that you fought the KKK just because you hate lynching. Why does color mean so much to you? Why the antipathy for people who are different than you are?
And you people in New York, what’s the matter with you? Why are you so against a draconian tyranical right wing religious country? It’ll be good for you. We’ll be taking money from poor people and using it to buy bullets to shoot other poor people. You could take more vacations after we conquer everyone we dont like, buy a bigger screen TV since you better believe we are going to attack China sooner or later… You scare me. Why don’t you want other countries natural resources? There’s something the matter with New Yorkers. You just don’t know what’s in your own best interest.
That’s why I support Sarah Palin's plans to take over, "The World". Until you have given up your stupidity and your ability to think — your brain and your freewill– you cannot be trusted with your freedom. And we’re not going to allow you to teach your hate of what you call, "Kluckers without a sheet" to your children.
Please, America, join the Palin Power coup or just get out of the way. As Sarah Palin said, America is no longer a nation its a fundalmentalist regime. We are all now, "Liberators" of the world. The time for your antiquated superstitions, like a seperation of Church and State is gone!
Sincerely,
The Leadership of the Republican Party
Stop voting for yourself!
you really wanna blame the education system on the GOP??? and were we competitive before drowning in debt or being taken over by unions? and who has ghetto-ized a group of people – OH yeah, the professional race-baiters…
as usual, most of your stuff deserves a "whatever" and moving on…
are you actually serious?? or just a troll?
unfortunately, I've known enough folks without a sense of humor to not be sure…
if you're serious, get a grip & use your brain. if you're a troll, stop shouting.
what are you, a "troll stalker"? I'm flattered, really. We should go golfing sometime.
Good grief, the Leftard trollism is getting more hysterical and virulent…and not in a good way. Shall we conservatives drive on, pushing the Leftards to a frenzy only they can achieve? I personally am looking forward to the moment when their heads begin popping.
what's a moby? Some specialized troll?
wow that is a throwdown of a call to arms! SIGN ME UP! AMERICA UBER ALLES!
right. Because this "humor" isn't at the expense of anyone, is it?
But then, maybe you should look up the word "expense", or the expression "at the expense of", because you don't seem to understand what it means.
This article is clearly at the expense of anyone that disagrees with the author.
Nice try.
It's funny I can look at people and generally tell if they are conservative or liberal. I have noticed the corners of the lips on liberals point downward naturally like a frown would be thier natural facial expression that and they rarely laugh out loud from the belly or the heart more like a mean cynical sniker is the best they can do.
sat·ire (str) KEY
NOUN:
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
I don't see "funny" in the definition of satire. However, irony, sarcasm, and wit, yes.
Why do you hate everything?
Do you have a speech impediments or did you parents call you names?
Are you koren? Were you born in the USA or do you have a green card?
Why do you hate the church?
Why do you abusing yourself?
Are you getting the help you need?
Why do you hate everything?
Do you have a speech impediments or did your parents call you names?
Are you koren? Were you born in the USA or do you have a green card?
Why do you hate the church?
Why do you abusing yourself?
Are you getting the help you need?
"what's in it for me" is the best possible mantra for all these conservatives that clearly HATE America.
"You say that America's health care is substandard and we need to cover everyone? Well, what's in that for me?"
that's the real mantra of the Republicans and what's killing health insurance reform today.
or your mother's.
racist much?
Sharon,
Obvious troll is obvious. Also you are a fatty.
You dummies on the right had your shot and you blew it. Stop being such sissies and take it on the chin, like men, for once.
Why are you mean to others?
Did you ever have a pet?
Were you nice to your pet?
Why did your pet died?
How did your pet died.
All your fans want to know?
Why are you mean to others?
Did you ever have a pet?
Were you nice to your pet?
Why did your pet died?
How did your pet died?
All your fans want to know?
Why are you mean to others?
Did you ever have a pet?
Were you nice to your pet?
Why did your pet died?
How did your pet died?
So many questions , all your fans want to know?
Why are you mean to others?
Did you ever have a pet?
Were you nice to your pet?
Why did your pet died?
How did your pet died?
So many questions , all your fans want to know!
Dear America,
Jews did WTC. That is all.
Thank You,
Fred McMurrow
Dear America,
I hate you. I want your infant mortality rate to be that of a third world country. I want your health system to leave 15% of your population out in the cold. I want your education to be lousy and your competitive global prospects to continue to diminish. I want your cities to continue to rot into ghetto slums.
Sincerely,
The Republican Party
rlaWTX –
THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR BUT YES, HE IS SERIOUS. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS SITE CLAIM IT IS A "SATIRE" BUT IT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
COUNTLESS YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN FIGHT AND DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY EVERY DAY, AND IT IS UNACCEPTABLE TO WRITE SOMETHIGN SUCH AS THIS ARTICLE.
THIS MAN SHOUTS HIS DAMN DIRTY WORDS AND EXPECTS US TO TAKE IT. I SAY WE BOYCOTT. MY SON DIED FOR HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND I WILL NOT LET HIM SAY THESE THINGS ABOUT OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN THE WARS!
Tell me more about your feelings yoward the church?
What about the church is troubling you?
Tell me more about your feelings toward the church?
What about the church is troubling you?
Kool Aid consumption has gone up to an all time level!
They know how to play the game. They know how to include you in the game and in the end, You Loose! They will chew you up, spit you out, after he convinces you and your poor children that your doing his good work! You get what they want you to have. And they still bow to their King Huusein and his Posse of Clowns….LMAO
SHARON –
THESE LEFTARDS ARE THE REASON I CANT STAND THIS SITE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A RIGHTWING SITE BUT NOW I AM READING THINGS ABOUT
HOW PEOPLE HATE AMERICA
HOW PEOPLE HATE THE TROOPS
PEOPLE WANT OBAMA TO SUCCEED
OBAMA SHOULD NOT SUCCEED AT HIS GOAL OF SOCIALISM, AND IF THE LEFTARDS HAVE THEIR WAY THEN THEY WILL HAVE TO SUCCEED
I HOPE ROMNEY/PALIN IS TH ETICKET FOR 2012 BECAUSE THEY WILL WIN THE ELECTION
Bill,
The church steals money and their all run by child touching sodomites. 96% of them. Its a fact.
Sharon,
I agree that the left has gotten way more virulent and hysterical and overall crazy. I think at some point they very well may combust, LOL! I would love to see that happen to Michael Moore!
Unfortunately, as the mother of 2 special-needs children, I need to request that you not use the portmanteau "leftard" or its variants ("leftarded," "leftardation," "leftarnation") – we are trying to fight discrimination against developmentally disabled people such as Chevy and Grace Ballinger (my developmentally disabled twins) and… yes, even Trig Palin!
My days are spent caring for my children. I had to quit my job in order to take care of them, and medical bills are quite expensive for my little boy with cerebral palsy. Thankfully, my husband works full-time. I come and read Breitbart to relax and laugh at the dems and how stupid they are… it is one of my only releases, as caring for my special little ones can be quite a handful.
All of these beautiful kids are special in their own way, and have a great life ahead of them – but discrimination is real – I know you didn't mean to offend me so much by using the term "leftard" but please consider the feelings of special-needs moms in the future.
Thanks, Sharon!
Angie B.
your such a punk. why don't we wait on line for 8 days to get an x-ray like in countries w/ socialized healthcare. communism failed gb2russia.
I have no problems with any church, or church goers, or any one visiting a temple or a synagogue or a mosque for that matter.
What gives you some idea otherwise?
I want to know who wrote this? leadership of the democratic party means nothing to me…is this even legit? is this coming from the chairman of the democratic party?
Those guys pith all over us!
THIS,
Does it even matter at this point.. Obama is president and doesn't even an american sitizenship!!! WTF. The dems are doing w/e they want cuz they can. I'm gonna go hide in the mountain i live on for the next 4 years!
GB2 /dailykos/ libtard
The irony of your statement is that all of those people are now working for the Federal Government. It's the only place hiring.
Being a teacher myself, I have to point out that the Democratic party wants the public education (you know, the education for the "others" and not for themselves) to be as bad as it has always been. Obama and the Democratic Party really knew how to stick it to the public school system in DC- aren't they so clever! Let us not forget that their cleverness is such a product of public education… oh, wait, they got the education for the "better" people (you know, the enlightened rich liberals).
I think that the author has a completely opposite view than what you are reading. He is writing it as if he was a democrat leader writing to his followers (those who actually believe all this stuff). If you notice he signed it
"Sincerely,
The Leadership of the Democrat Party"
to really drive the point accross so the liberals understand what their leaders stand for and are saying. Most of those who voted for Obama really do not understand the implications of this administration and sometimes it has to be spelled out in gruesome detail.
I am pretty sure that Evan (the author) does not hate America, just like most of us don't,
Exactly!
Oh hey CD! You’re having yourself a grand day on the boards. So, “what’s in it for you?” The Conservatives hate America is lame, even for you CD. You see America through the government, where does your love of government come from? You seem able enough, you like M. C. Escher, what’s the problem? So by demanding small government you equate that to hating America, interesting. Well CD it’s always weird.
Then your son died in vain. While I totally do not agree with how some people in this country disrecpect the United States and all it's stands for, if you deny ANYONE their right to free speech (no matter how terrible), then there is no free speech, only speech with which you agree. I think most if not all of the military who fought for it would agree.
Exactly. Somebody who comes onto a forum claiming to be a conservative, and then starts spewing either liberal garbage (because he's a "dissatisfied" or "disillusioned" conservative) or stereotypical, retarded, borderline-racist "conservative" talking points that not even a Bircher would touch.
We call such a person a Moby after the liberal musician who first suggested it as a tactic.
Okay smart guy- what about my name suggests I'm asian?
And yes I'm mad at all you conservatives that are dragging our great nation down.
NHS is more popular in GB than our system is hear. And it costs about half as much.
NHS is more popular in GB than our system is here. And it costs about half as much.
NHS is more popular in GB than our system is here. And it costs about half as much.
Does it make me a "punk" to point out this simple fact?
Not my area of expertise, but my understanding is that in DC, Obama has broke with the teachers unions to support a experimental charter school system project.
Do you dispute this?
who have I been mean to?
Isolation from reality is essential to being a Leftist/Democrat. This is why the communities where they find their biggest support are all ghettos in one way or another. There is the ghetto of the gated communities of the Hollywood Hills where staggering rich people get into the backseats of their private limos to go to the closed sets of their latest projects and are then ushered in the back door of some exclusive restaurant where they will only talk to people who are exactly like them. (MORE TO COME)
"Demanding small government" is a lie. Conservatives want government for them selves and themselves only. They want to limit government so that only they benefit from it and no one else does.
"What's in it for you?" I imagine that I'm here for the sames reasons you are.
My love of government? I love America, and I recognize that "the muscle" of a democratic people is government. I want America to be strong. Not weak and lame like conservatives do.
These people — unlike the captains of industry who worked their way up — come into their fortunes having never entered the real world. Some — like George Clooney are legacies and child stars making more money at the age of sixteen than the rest of the world makes perhaps in their entire lives. Whereas most bosses learn about life by trial and error, starting off at a minimum wage job and, becoming expert through the years, amass their fortunes AFTER they've amassed their knowledge, Bruce Springsteen was "The Boss" while he still suffered from teenage acne.
Put simply, these people are morons. They have never had to test their sophmoric theories of life against the realities of life. They pick their positions the way the child does — by rebelling against the grown-ups. Smart and moral people know Che to have been an evil mass murderer so to "stick it to mommy and daddy" these forever intellectually and morally retarded teenagers drop a cross in a jar of urine and call it "art" and they side with everything that grown-ups recognize to be evil, failed and wrong.
"Demanding small government" is a lie. Conservatives want government for themselves and themselves only. They want to limit government so that only they benefit from it and no one else does.
"What's in it for you?" I imagine that I'm here for the sames reasons you are.
My love of government? I love America, and I recognize that "the muscle" of a democratic people is government. I want America to be strong. Not weak and lame like conservatives do.
Cgntv I know your not telling the truth!
Your name tells it all – Your asian and your mad!
Why is that?
why do you run away?
WELL ITS CERTAINLY GARBAGE THAT THIS "MOBY" IS SPEWING AND I AM LOOKING INTO GETTING HIM FIRED – I AM GLAD YOU GUYS R ON MY SIDE, WE WILL GET THIS BASTARD FIRED!!!!!
Jazz Please do not reply directly to CogntvDssdnt
His meds are not working and his parents need your support!
RACE-BAITERS? WTF
Are You serious? Rich whitey has always kept the black man in the ghetto or in marginalized position in society. You are the worst kind of racist. I'm reporting you to the Obama administration. Your type of racism should be a crime.
Yourself!
cgntv
I am 100% Conservative. But I essentially hate your guts. Which captain of industry worked his way up? Rockefeller? He didn't coast on mommy and daddy's wealth. Bush? He got to become president through competence, hard work and leadership skills? Get real. You seriously need to become an hero right now.
http://www.cgntv.net/english
Your Asian!
Either you have a green card or your not a US Citizen. Which is it?
Angie – I feel for you and understand your plight – I think its beautiful that Sarah Palin chose Life over Death when she had the power to permit either one. However, Im not sure I want to get off track by watching my language when trying to put the Left in its place. Please dont lecture me a la New Speak. Everyone knows what is meant by the word Leftard…and it is a direct scorn of those who would eagerly kill those of diminished intelligence.
God bless you and the special needs children, but I really didnt need that….
Actually, his Dept. of Education head he chose from Chicago, discontinued it. It was running the past few years, very successfully. Obama killed it.
I thought King Hussein ran Jordan?
Evan Sayet wrote this as a representation of what the people who are currently the leaders of the Democrat Party seem to think based on their comments and actions.
Okay smart guy-open your big mouth and insert both of your feet!
More like "imperfect." This guy is such an obvious fake!
Duane,
this is a subject I'm interested in. I'm a lib that supports unions, generally, but my position is that education needs reform and that the teacher's unions need to become part of the solution.
I was hopeful that Obama would lead on this and get behind the charter school experiment in DC. that sucks. Can you please provide a link about the discontinuation?
obliged.
CD, righteous indignation please, …conservatives want government for what? Benefit from government, are you an American? Government is as useless as teats on a boar hog.
You first, “what’s in it for you?”
I’m glad you admit it. Do you have a special love for government, when you go to the mail box? The muscle of a democratic people are it’s people. You want America to be strong like Cuba or France. If you want to work in the sugarcane fields I’m sure Castro would let you, a career path perhaps.
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READ: I recognize that "the muscle" [the Feds and USSC and all the beaucratic minions] of a democratic people is government ["do as we say, not as we do.] I want America to be strong [IOW, I want government to crack down on those who do not bow to the state!]. Not weak and lame [independent and self-sufficient] like conservatives do [Read: I am a wuss. I need my Mommy State NOW!]
"Put simply, these people are morons." Spoken like a truly simple person. You've managed to judge (and condemn as morons!) an entire segment of the population based upon the fact that they make more more money than you. Congratulations on your snap and completely unsupported judgment. I hope it helps you maintain that fiery sense of righteousness and maturity that compels you to share your ridiculous conclusions with the conservative majority.
Bonus points for the non-sequitur about teenage acne and the diatribe against modern art!
"Put simply, these people are morons." Spoken like a truly simple person. You've managed to judge (and condemn as morons!) an entire segment of the population based upon the fact that they make more money than you. Congratulations on your snap and completely unsupported judgment. I hope it helps you maintain the fiery sense of righteousness and maturity that compels you to share your ridiculous conclusions with the conservative majority.
Bonus points for the non-sequitur about teenage acne and the diatribe against modern art!
"I recognize that "the muscle" of a democratic people is government"
You deluded fool.
Get lost! If you cant post with a reasonable amount of maturity and decency then you need to take your CAPS!!1! and leave. Just leave! Youre either a troll or someone who is brand new to this side of debate and youre failing miserably. Leave.
My Art school thesis was putting crosses and baby Jesus statuettes i ripped out of manger scenes into a urine jar. I got an A-
But I take offense to what you say. Sayet you are an unfunny lack-wit. You are a fascist and they can never be funny. GB2Israel
<Ahem> For the millionth time, the Religion of Death is not a race.
Mamooth
Me thinks you have done too much of the halflings leaf. In other words….your hypocrisy is hilarious. You don't get it. You have yourself being thrown at you and you can't see it. What…are you afraid? Unable to take responsibility? What is this narcissistic need to always be the victim and then project your own self loathing onto the rest of us. Dude no one cares about what you think or feel. I know its tough to think that way. You sit back and think your an individual but you embrace an ideology that crush's the individual. Whats up with the love for leftist fascism here Mammy?
yr. dad's meds are not working when he and i make out passionately.
Ok Smart guy what happened
Deleted all your comments because I know who you are.
Why do you hate the church? Why do you hate everyone around you?
Why do you hate yourself?
Even your name says it all. Your a church hater!
Everyone can see what you are!, Run if you can! Better yet, change your name!
http://www.cgntv.net/english
http://www.joannejacobs.com/2009/07/d-c-residents... for one. Google dc charter vouchers scholarships. To clarify, they aren't shutting down the schools, they are discontinuing the "scholarships/vouchers" that allow about 75% of the students to attend.
Evan Sayet, more like even Gayet, amirite?
Evan Sayet is awful. He needs to kill himself.
Well done again Evan you have rattled the miserable left, bravo my friend, It’s great fun.
Oh, that's just too, too, too funny.
And who, pray tell, is responsible for the pathetic awfulness of American public education? Might it be the people who have been running it for forty years according to their nonsensical pet theories? And who is responsible for urban decay? Who has been running those cities into the ground, backed by whose programs designed to perpetuatre indolence and dependency? Hm? And- lessee- which voting bloc, thanks to the above, has staggering high rates of infant mortality and homicide?
(And you know of course that that "15%' figure is complete rot.)
Two things:
1. from a quick surfing of news articles, "shutting it down" actually means they are letting it expire while students that are currently in the system stay in the system and go on to graduate from the system.
2. The story doesn't seem to be over yet.
thanks
Two things:
1. from a quick surfing of news articles, "shutting it down" actually means they are letting it expire while students that are currently in the system stay in the system and go on to graduate from the system.
2. The story doesn't seem to be over yet.
dude are you okay? How does my name imply that I hate anyone, or the church? please explain!
you are throwing around a lot of accusations but there's no reasoning or backup.
what gives?
Both quotes from small-gathering fundraisers:
You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. … And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.~~BHO
One of the things you are going to see is a coalition that is just about completely taken over the Republican Party in this state and if they have their way it’s going to take over state government. It is made up of the Christian Coalition, but not just them. It is made up of the right-to-lifers, but not just them. It’s made up of the NRA, but not just them. It is made up of the home-schoolers, but not just them. It’s made up of a whole coalition of people that have all sorts of differing views that I think most of us in this room would find threatening to what it means to be an American.~~Mark Warner, Virginia
http://www.familyfoundationblog.com/?p=528
Damn. That's the Progressive worldview in a nutshell. For the antidote, check out Bill Whittle's latest take on American Exceptionalism at PJTV.
Dude, you are sooo, like, last Memorial Day. Try to keep up- your Marxisant Messiah is crashing and burning faster than the Hindenburg.
In case you hadn't noticed, the Average American is currently rising up aginst the imposition ofn your Collectivist Utopia.
Newsflash – if you don't even know how to turn off Caps Lock, then good luck getting the editor-in-chief fired from the site he writes for.
Yeah; Rosie O Downer and Inane Garofalo are such wild successes…… SARC!!!
John,
You're acting stupid. Put the keyboard away, and use the brain. Thanks.
okay, you have yet to offer up why you think I'm asian, but since you want to make a big deal out of it, let me ask you this.
Say I was asian: SO WHAT?!?!?! So what if I was? Are you suggesting there's something wrong with that?
What are you, some kind of racist?
Wow, nice selective memory.
"professional race baiter"? in a twisted sense, I suppose I'll take that as a compliment. I call things as I see them. And what I see is a nation with a history deeply scarred by slavery and racism. Where there was once slavery we now see poverty. Is there a connection between the history of slavery and poverty?
There is no connection to be a seen by the white-gloved "color blind".
But for "professional race-baiters" like me, yeah. sorry but I think there are still some RACISTS in America today. Call me kooky!
Hey genius, look at the signature the writer typed at the bottom.
I think this article here is what is more hysterical and virulent. And yeah, as a result I see a lot of troll activity today. what do you expect?
Dear America,
I hate you. I want your infant mortality rate to be that of a third world country through government-funded abortions and lowered care allocations via the "Complete Lives System". I want your health system to leave your elderly population out in the cold so that young "progressives" can get any care they want. I want your education to be lousy and your competitive global prospects to continue to diminish (Doing swell on these, thanks!!). I want your cities to continue to rot into ghetto slums.
Therefore I will keep voting "Progressive", raising the tax rates and wasting tax dollars on pork, special interests and, well- just waste!!!
F the middle class and F freedom!
Sincerely,
Barack Obama
geez… I'm trying to deal with a fly here Manic. I didn't say I was never mean. But this guy hasn't a clue as to who I may have been mean to or why. At least, he has yet to prove it.
interesting that you noticed my claim tho.
Asian means nothing, other than it raises a question about which regional society you owe a majority of your loyalty to. From your posts I can only conclude you have a serious lack of understanding to the political reality here in the US.
Republicans donate more on average than liberals. Republicans do not push for legislated death and restrict access to healthcare, they voted for civil rights ensuring racial equality.
You either don't understand the facts, or you deliberately lie about them. I could hazard a guess as to which one, but I won't.
It may be some day soon. But it was rich whitey that pushed civil rights passed the liberal democrats.
If it wasn't for the republicans, there would still be black/white drinking fountains. Oh, tell Senator Byrd hello for me, if he comes out from under his KKK sheets.
You prove your ignorance once again. Everyplace there was slavery the north fought to free them burning and leveling everything in their path at times. I don't suppose you want to thank those troops led by a republican president? Why didn't the free blacks rebuild and start their own prosperity? That's what the whites did when they arrived on the American shore.
Sounds like you are more a bigoted racist than the conservatives you attack. We don't care about color, and you keep bringing it up!
Those on the left know NOTHING about what it means to act "like a man". The left is all about blaming others, fighting dirty and having tantrums when their plans fail (due to self-inflicted ineptitude).
none of the above buddy. I just have a different point of view than you.
But since you are chiming in, do you have any idea why this guy thinks I'm asian, and what that has to do with the time of day?
Your the one with the racist name.
Your the one with the racist name.
http://www.cgntv.net
Ummm. It wasn't an Obama coup. It was a democratic election and Obama defeated McCain-Palin with an overwhelming majority of the votes: 365 to 173.
A coup is what Glenn Beck and other frothing at the mouth losers are suggesting we do to remove Obama from power.
"we don't care about color"… just as long as the political interest of us white people is unharmed.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
If that's the case, why don't you point out where in any republican legislation we have anything that separates minorities and puts them into separate bathrooms?
Please point out to us where and when Glenn Beck suggests a coup to remove Obama from power, because we should all know about that.
Oh, because you have a different point of view, what part of history did I have wrong? What facts did I have wrong?
I didn't and you just want to ignore facts so you can Geoffrey Goebbels your way past these issues.
Just because you say something hundreds of times, does not make that true.
NHS is NOT "popular" in GB. Is EVERYTHING you say a total lie?? Yes, I think it is!
American's by a 2-1 margin support universal health care to the system we have now according to polls, the devil is always in the details. It's just difficult to get people to agree how to implement a system that provides universal coverage.
And @SQT, while I do not doubt that there are many idiots on the left that are loud, obnoxious, and disruptive at town hall meetings you cannot ignore that there are even more idiots on the right that have been loud, obnoxious, uncivil, and disruptive at these meetings as well. It's been documented (and celebrated even) by Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, and can be seen on YouTube.
And both sides look dumb when they behave like children.
A coup is what Obama is plotting now that he was democratically elected. Lots of tyrants came to power through a democratic vote and once in power staged their coup. Mr. Obama seems to have a great deal of affinity for those types and he has engaged in extra-legal and power stealing efforts ever since taking office.
One such example is his coopting of the census and his giving ACORN a billion dollars with which to operate it. Since the census is used to dole out the number of representatives in each state, an undercounting of Americans in red states and an overcounting of citizens in blue states goes a long way towards creating a permanet majority.
Another example is Obama's use of "Czars," an extra-legal maneuver that successfully circumvents FBI vetting and the need for public hearings in the Senate. More frightening is that these "Czars" overwhelmingly tend to have a paper trail (video, too) of them espousing the most hateful, anti-American, pro-Marxist views.
Similarly disconcerting to anyone who loves freedom is Obama's efforts to claim for himself right of control over the internet. Combined with efforts to stifle dissent via talk radio this seems to parrot efforts in leftist dictatorships to deny dissent by denying access to the means of mass communication.
Also troublesome is Mr. Obama's attempts to ram into law — unread (much less studied, discussed and debated) — a thousand pages of diktats regarding every last aspect of the most personal of all issues, one's health and well-being. Doubling and then tripling the rightful concern of the citizenry are the tactics Mr. Obama has employed in trying to push his claim to yet another twenty percent of the American economy for himself (his already having taken over the nation's banks and it's major industries). Hateful slanders, lies, and the ordering of purple-shirted union goons to "punch" senior citizens and others exercising the same democratic principles that you now claim exempt Mr. Obama from having to follow the laws of this democracy….and there's MORE!
That cornfield of strawmen Evan ginned up might earn him a Heritage Fundation paycheck but in the real world those talents would leave him collecting deposit bottles for a living. It's probably a good thing he's a reglur' here where he could use a few pointers on doing so, should he venture out into the free market.
Van Jones: "Republicans are A**holes"
Michael Kinsley famously defined a “gaffe” in Washington as “when a politician tells the truth".
of course you don't. You are "color blind".
while we are on your point: RNC Chairman Michael Steel is African American. This proves that there are no racists whatsoever. It is basically a way to say: Some of the Republicans' best friends are black! Heck, some Republicans ARE black. So how could they POSSIBLY be racist!?
Its so easy to understand. Republicans obviously LOVE black people.
Nothing more to say here folks. move along.
You should look up the term "Southern Strategy". you may learn a thing or two.
P.S. We in the GOP would like the thank the Democrats for encouraging/supporting the culture of death, divisiveness and programs that lead to ghetto rot. It's been doing wonders for the growing number of Tea Party participants.
We didn't want the Iraq war – don't remember those town hall tamper tantrums.
Perhaps in your church of choice. But they are a small rejected fraction of the dedicated clergy in normal churches. And they end up going to prison in most cases.
Different groups have different strategies in the south.
Besides, why would I allow you to define my motives and agendas when my interests aren't what you want to succeed?
You didn't mention Condolissa Rice, Clarence Thomas, or other great people who just happened to be african american. But that isn't why they were hired or promoted. I almost mentioned Colin Powell, but I'm not sure I consider him really a republican.
Our healthcare system has about an 83% approval rating, higher than in great britain.
Our cancer survival rates are higher, our waiting lists are lower, our hospitals better able to handle the needs we have for them. If we had 4,000 deliveries in halls and bathrooms, your side would be using that against us like a club.
We are right, and you are wrong. And even if you were right, we don't want government in our doctors offices. I remember the 1,000 FBI files that just happened to show up in the clinton white house. Can you even try to tell me that wouldn't happen with our medical records?
I'm sure that the kids stuck in the failing schools find that very comforting this year.
If it was just one the chin I wouldn't mind so much. But for Charlie Rangel to remove many protections against the IRS when he isn't paying taxes? I think the word hypocracy comes to mind. And I won't go down without a struggle.
Care for a tea party anyone?
Actually a Moby is a has-been DJ. You'll also find him referenced in the dictionary under Paul Oakenfold.
Cheer up, Paul! None of us may agree with you (mostly because you're clearly wrong), but you've got Goldverb, the inbred manchild on your side! You're sure to win all your arguments with us on here now!
YES, THIS IS BEYOND THE PALE INDEED!
WHAT DOES BEYOND THE PALE MEAN?
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Hey Goldverb! Great role playing, man! And just like you, I am a huuuuge Andy Kaufman fan! Dig this: What I'm thinking of doing is jumping onto a liberal website — the Democratic Underground, let's say — and pretending to be the "Goldberb equivalent" on THOSE boards. So what I'm going to be doing over there is writing "indignant" posts (in all capital letters, natch) such as: YOU PHONIES CLAIM TO BE LIBERAL BUT YOU ARE REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF CRYPTO-FASCIST LIARS! SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND TAKE YOUR RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, WAR-MONGERING, REACTIONARY BULLSHIT OVER TO TOWNHALL.COM OR "BIG HOLLYWOOD" OR THE JOSEPH GOEBBELS TRIBUTE SITE AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE! etc etc etc.
Whattaya think, Goldy? You gotta admit that Andy Kaufman himself (God rest his soul) would certainly approve. And I don't know about you, but I think it's gonna be terrific!
Islam is not a race.
Wow. Another bright example of Liberal hypocrisy at play.
So. now, it's the conservatives who are playing the role of victim in your eyes?
Again, wow.
To recap here are some favorites:
Plame's CIA is a good CIA.
Rush's drugs are bad drugs.
Palin's daughter's pre- marital sex is bad pre-marital sex.
Tolerance is a must unless it's about a conservative.
Free Speech is Paramount, unless you disagree with the Health Care Plan, then FLAG IT!
Racism is bad unless against anyone other than an African American.
Sexism is bad unless against a female against Obama.
Political humor is good unless against Obama.
Dissent is Patriotic unless against a democrat.
Speak Truth to Power unless it's Obama.
Question Authority unless there's a (D) after the name.
And now…
Victims are to be attacked if conservative. Otherwise, big pay-outs and institutionalized support systems implemented for generations to come.
Thank you. Any more? Please!
Whenever I read liberal insults of this magnitude, it strikes me how alien their thought processes are to normal people. You have to make this mental shift into the role of ultimate arrogance, intolerance and hypocrisy to understand what liberals are crying about at any given moment, and most people simply can't shift that far to the arrogant, intolerant and hypocritical side.
If I had no shame I'd work my way up to a 97 rating by spounting utter stupidity too.
Attack the man when you can't refute the message, loser.
"Goldverb" actually means "beyond the pail", meaning his schtick should've kicked the bucket a long time ago.
Oh, like "FedEx and UPS are doing just fine! It's the Post Office that's always having problems!" (Obama)
Like using the NEA as the propaganda arm of the administration!
Hitler was elected democratically.
He had the Reichstag burned and blamed the Communists to get them banned. (Never let a good crisis- even a manufactured one- go to waste!)
Your first paragraph is just out-and-out WRONG. False, errant, incorrect.
So is the second.
Your third is the standard left response when caught in unethical/illegal behaviour. "Well, BOTH sides do it!" Like when a Democrat activist got caught breaking Democrat HQ windows. The cries of "evil Republicans did this!" had to be changed to "there's rhetoric on both sides!".
Grow a brain, AJ.
LOL!
The sad part is that it's really not even satire. This is the way they actually behave and speak. But that fact seemed to go WHOOSH, right over your head.
Pardon me while I continue laughing!
I tried for far too long to have rational discussions with liberals and progressives. Not sure when the light bulb went off, but, sometime a few months ago I realized that I just couldn't THINK like them, at all. It may have been a thread on DU where someone had been denied transgender surgery by their health insurer. The minions sympathized with he/she's debilitating condition having to live with the body God gave he/she, and the insurance company execs were just greedy bastards. Yep, that was when my incandescent light bulb went off.
Respectfully, I think we need to reserve the words "retarded", "moron", "imbecile", "feeb", "idiot", "pinhead" for use in describing the abilities of leftists. Kids like yours will be known as "special needs".
Special needs people are smarter and nicer than lefties.
NOt only has "Ahab" not noticed, he is trying very, very hard to ignore or deny that fact.
Shows you know NOTHING about American's reasons for opposing Obama's reform plans (or lack of a plan, I should say. It's really Pelosi-ReidCare)
It is Liberals and Liberal policies that has made a wreck of the "education system". Can't have anyone feelin' bad for failing a test, can we Sonia Sotomajor? Hey, let's all teach the kids to fondle themselves- the heck with math!
Private "interests" are kept from "doing anything to solve the problem" by people like Obama who vote against school vouchers while sending their own kids to private school, MORON.
Yep. Went to Town Hall last night in Northern California and there was contingent from Moveon.org there. Fortunately I live in one of the few conservative-leaning areas in California and the old hippies they bussed in were probably less than 1/4 of the crowd. Actual liberal-leaning constituents at the meeting were scarce. It was certainly interesting to watch the lib activists in action. I had one sitting in my row who was really loud and obnoxious until people started stating their logic against the health care plan. You can only yell "liar" so many times before it becomes clear you have no real talking points and a complete inability to have a thoughtful discussion on the subject. About half way through the meeting he got real quiet once he saw the crowd wasn't with him and I'm sure he was confused by the well behaved conservatives since he's probably used to going to going to events where he doesn't have to integrate into a politically mixed crowd. A lot of the lib-activists looked like they were probably paid to just go to these meetings and be disruptive. They certainly didn't add anything to the discussion.
There is no way to reason with a Leftist because the leftist is raised to believe that rational and moral thought is a hate crime. The "thinking" behind this is that, since man is incapable of 100 objective then whatever thoughts he has might just be a reflection of his bigotries. The only way to NOT be a bigot, then is to never think.
This is why a) Their typical retort to all dissent is "Nazis" and "Hitler" — after all, Hitler was an evil discriminator and so are you for employing discriminating thought and b) Why they are incapable of offering factual, well-reasoned arguments in defense of the positions they hold. Facts are things employed by people who intend to think and therefore are the tools of the "evil discriminators."
The good news is that, while this brain-dead and hateful group completely dominates today's Democrat Party and has a stranglehold on news, information, education and entertainment, they are NOT anywhere near the majority of their own party. That "honor" is held by people who have simply been so completely isolated from alternative points-of-view having gone to Liberal schools and raised on Liberal television programs and watching the Leftist news reports that they've just never HEARD any argument other than the incessant and vicious slanders of anyone who doesn't toe the far-leftist line. These people CAN be won over and they ARE being won over, just look at Obama's poll numbers.
We need to keep getting out there, keep talking to these people and keep presenting to the the facts and the logic behind everything we patriots believe and we'll keep winning them over. This will be accomnplished twice as fast as Obama and his ilk, with nothing but hate and lies to support their arguments, become ever more shrill and ever more obvious.
Again, you are right. I hang my head in defeat. The Republican party clearly isn't racist (nor have a single racist member!) and happens to love all kinds of black people (but not because they are black).
yeah, sure. something like that.
You struck a major cord Evan. See how the rats, uh, minions were sent their marching orders to come assault your piece? Keep it up! Can't wait for 9/12, and I'll be joining the TeaParty Express on Friday in Memphis. No liberal goon is gonna shut ME up.
OOOOH, name-calling! The lib's Ultimate Weapon!!!
FAIL,
The right size for gov't is as small as possible. Anything that can be done privately should never be done by gov't.
How is our healthcare system "broken"? 4/5 of the country is happy with their own healthcare.
We do not want you or any gov't employee deciding our fates.You are free to go live in a country with socialized healthcare if you wish. There is no fence around this country.
Funny. She didn't mention those. But I did mention Paris and the millions of people who happen to use energy to keep all those lights going…
'I don't think the Democratic party really believes that"
I don't think the upper echelons of the Democratic Party really believe anything.
But then I'd say the same thing about the top strata of the Republican Party….
You're right about a lot of the low and middle-level Demos.
They are True Believers to an extent that is frightening.
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CgntvDssdnt,
Why do you hate everything?
Do you have a speech impediments or did your parents call you names?
Are you korean? Were you born in the USA or do you have a green card?
Why do you hate the church?
Why do you abuse yourself?
Why do you want to play golf? Is it because you want to be Obama?
Are you getting the mental help you need?
Dear Bill, my new troll-stalker friend,
I don't hate the church! In fact I love God very much.
I'm not sure why you suggest I'm Korean, or a foreigner. For what its worth, my ancestors were immigrants to this great country of ours.
As far as self-abuse, or mental help, I'm quite fine thank you. I appreciate your sincere interest in my welfare.
How about yourself? Are you having a nice day today?
Are you a vet perhaps- Maybe the Korean war? (I'm still wondering why you suggest that I'm Korean.)
CgntvDssdnt – No help from your friends. Tell Jazz the dummy to log out. Otherwise your cheating!
So Evan calls out liberals who are douchebags, and you respond by trying to insult conservatives by being a liberal douchebag. Good job.
You've done nothing here but express how poorly you misinterpret the Average American's mindset and then whine about how it dosen't fit with yours. I bet it's extraordinarily easy to feel righteous when you write the very words you subsequently ascribe to the opposition. It's certainly easier than listening!
cgntv
that's what you say. That's how you want your readers to "interpret" what I'm saying.
but that's not what I'm saying. And I'm not being slick or nuanced or anything like that. I am being very clear here:
Government is *required* for civilization. Without government there is anarchy. So we agree that some government is a good thing. So what is the right size?
America will fail as long as its educational system is subpar. I want a robust educational system FOR ALL AMERICANS so that America may succeed.
America's health care system is broken. I don't see private interests doing anything to solve the problem. Private interests seem to like the system the way it is. I do see solutions around the world via people's respective governments. We need to solve this problem. I do not see any better options.
The following seems to me to be the disparity in metanarratives between right and left.
Unity is perceived as utopia and harmony by the left, but perceived as totalitarianism by the "right." Individualism is perceived as freedom and liberty by the right, but as greedy, evil, narrowly self-interested obstruction of utopia by the left.
The left doesn't see that unity or collectivism serves the interest of the sheeple-rounding oligarchs in the state, and always has. Democracies tend to rapidly devolve into oligarchies or totalitarian dictatorships because they are unstable and often devolve into mob warfare until a "strong leader" takes the helm by popular demand. Central governments founded on collectivist principles turn into giant sausage mills, grinding up each human being and churning out the apathetic, alienated, and alcoholic "homo sovieticus" stripped of conscience and all spirituality.
Combine the two models and you have civil war and eventually centrally administered totalitarian government ruling over obeisant slaves.
Conservatives know the history of collectivism and rightfully fear it. Progressives stare at the eternal rising sun of the flag of Obama and are blinded into chasing a horizon they are never quite able to reach.
What CgntvDsst is trying to say is his name makes fun of Korean Christan churches and he is a racist jerk. Most likely living in Canada!
Hope that helps
http://www.cgntv.net/english
Weak, weak, weak. No comparison
You see, you're conjuring up some fictive illusionary "Republican" based on nothing other than leftist hate-stereotypes. You will never find an actual conservative who says or believes anything of the sort. Wheras Mr Sayet has pegged what many all-too-real Democrats actually believe and will happily tell you. Just skim Kos, DU or PuffHo and you'll see it in all its grotesque glory.
Get the difference?
These people CAN be won over and they ARE being won over, just look at Obama's poll numbers.
Not that I hold these people in contempt or anything, Evan, but my fear is that their lack of critical thinking is so deeply founded that all it will take to get the President's poll numbers back up will be a slight uptick in the economy, accompanied by the MSM fawningly crediting him with singlehandedly saving the country's future, in terms that go so far beyond praise as to stop only slightly short of metaphorical fellatio.
Will the "independent" voters buy it? Well, look how easily so many of those people were swayed to our side — by reasonable arguments, I'll grant you… but there's nothing that says that Lefty propaganda can't sway them back.
No: it's based upon the fact that they have never, ever experienced the real world. Perhaps instead of 'morons' a better term would be 'perpetual adolecents' or 'developmental arrestees.'
As to morons? Well, if they're liberals they're morons by definition. Res ipsa loquitur.
They can't help it. It's part of their script.
Oh look. A Moby.
Back in 2003 or 2004, the techno music guy Moby suggested going onto "conservative" boards and, while pretending to be a conservative, post things like rumors about George W Bush getting an abortion for his girlfriend years ago and how it was soooo disturbing.
Since then, I've seen many sites have an amazing number of "Lifelong Republicans," "Concerned Christians" and other Genuine Folks who seem to post items straight from the DNC or MoveOn.org about various people and/or issues and how it's magically changed their vote against those awful Republicans.
A variant is pretending to be a conservative/Republican/whatever and posting the most disgusting and vile things, so people can get copies of the comments and use it as "proof" that anyone remotely on that part of the political spectrum is evil and bigoted.
Gosh, I wonder what Mr. All-Caps is?
The straw… it's everywhere. Teh Horror!™
The straw… it's everywhere. Teh Horror!
Because we haven't given up like they demand. How many trolls have wandered into this site and others screeching "you lost" "it's over" and so on? How many politicians are screeching in horror that their constituents are questioning their decisions?
They want us to shut up and obey.
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Are you Korean?
Just Asking
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Did anyone know that Nimrod was the first socialist? I guess the last one too but I was listening to Rabbi Daniel Lapin’s CD the tower of power and he talks about socialism. Pope Leo XIII also warns about socialism in @ 1890
Wouldn’t that make a good tee shirt or bumper sticker “ Nimrod was the first socialist!”
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Apparently you need to wake up and see the world you live in.
But that's the problem, isn't it? People like you can't even SEE the insanity we're living in. In your mind, it's normal, so when someone points it out in this way, you think it's make believe.
Sad.
LOL!
Sorry, I can't read past all the screaming.
The sad part is you cannot support these statements with anything factual. The original letter is where we are in the real world right now.
That's the difference.
Aww, I didn't realize that. I'll have to try to be more understanding.
If the trickle down theory means anything, then the marching orders for the lower tiers come from above. If a vast majority of the marching masses hold it, then their leaders should either educate them or admit they agree.
That is the most reasoned, cogent, indeed beautiful thing I have read on this thread.
Now STOP it before someone else starts getting clever ideas!
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Small government is not anarchy, you idiot.
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Whatever is good, whatever is noble, whatever is right, and pure, and lovely. Think on these things. We all know the problems. Let's start concentrating on the solution. Thanksgiving is coming up. Let's find the reasons to Give Thanks. Thus turns the tide….
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