– Learning to be tolerant of other people’s opinions and ideas and trying to teach those mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging hillbilly rubes down South not to disagree with the opinions of enlightened progressives.

– Hair products (or just “product” as it is known in more trendier circles) and how Che was blessed (blessed!) with *awesome* hair and roguish good looks — just like John Edwards!

– How John Edwards’s illegitimate baby is really Britol Palin’s baby and how Cheney, Rove and the Neocon Cabal™ drugged John Edwards and took pictures of him in Beverly Hills with obvious Republican operative Rielle Hunter.

– Why America is the source of all evil and why folks like Tim Geithner and other Democrats should be excused from paying taxes (Hint: Because We Care™)

– How Stephen Colbert and his conservative racist hate-show of absolute hate and intolerance and more hate is hurting America and why we need to issue a Fairness Doctrine on his a**!

I hate to keep chirping about this, but no one is going to take your cause, your ideas or even the message seriously if it comes off as lacking professionalism and decent presentation. I have no desire to be associated with people who are careless enough — or even stingy, if that’s the case — not to pour some money into a clean, sleek, user-friendly website that is fit for the times. Brand is everything and no one wants to be associated with a brand that is stale.

We need a reinvigorated internet presence, higher content/production value, and must set out to build institutions — both political and cultural — that can win new converts, spread the message and tear down the ruinous policies of the left. Hopefully someone, somewhere in the higher up is contemplating the changes that need to be made before we press on.

As mentioned earlier, the Onion News Network does a similar idea, but the execution is much more professional.