Found Nostradamus Predictions: ObamaCare, Czars, Joe Wilson and More!
by Ernie Mannix
Amazing. Digging in the parking lot at Barney’s Beanery in West Hollywood, (please don’t judge my hobbies), I found another set of the quizzical quatrains that heretofore have never been seen. This Nostra dude had it going on… and on.
QUATRAIN VICKS 44 XXII (Possibly Healthcare Town Hall meetings)
Yeah, the dwellers of the meeting in the hall of townsfolk,
Hath been shillithed by the men from the large white home,
Bringing a false love for the large plan of the nations medicines,
All good men, please turn your heads and cough.
QUATRAIN ACORNUS XXIV (The President?)
A rise too fast from the young town organizer to the great great office.
Leaves the man unable to lead.
Henchmen behind him say what he can’t, and at times say in the opposite, leaving Clintonous correct in prediction:
Holy crap, this all was a fairytale.
QUATRAIN IIIVI (The White House Czars?)
Sneaking in the back door of the laws of ethics
comes the ones named after the easterners.
Agencies of three letters do no looking
at the dubious achievements of some of these freakin’ mamalukes.
QUATRAIN (No number just GREEN DIAMONDS next to title) (Gore?)
Saving the land from the galloping ghosts of what may be,
He buildeth an industrious money changing machine,
With grand designs to the folk for smaller living and meager enjoyment, indeed the green he predicts will be in his pockets.
Although, through all, he still gets down with his bad self bling-bling style.
QUATRAIN Chanel No.5 (Joe Wilson?)
And in the Great Hall of Pelosis,
A man is scorned for shouting out his belief .
Your hearts shall leapeth and shout out too;
Pick up a bigger shovel you tools.
QUATRAIN IIIV (Van Jones?)
He doth say; the sad day – was done by the victims themselves,
He doth say; that the way to change money is for the rulers to own,
He doth say; things to part the races,
The Press didn’t say shit.
QUATRAIN 1.5 Million (Tea Party in D.C.?)
Yes - the millions descend on the pillared planned city,
Yes – the millions cried out as one , surpassing all recent crowds in size and peacefulness,
Yes – the message was loud and clear even for those opposed.
No - there wasn’t any tingle up the leg for Chris Mathews.
QUATRAIN Triple E (More Joe Wilson?)
The one that throweth the shoe at the head of the leader,
Receives the lauds and laughs from the left of the great land.
The one that throweth a word, receives their righteous vile scorn.
This about sums it up dudes. Later.
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Soothsayers, beware. Mannix has it down cold. Nicely done.
Mannix had me going for awhile. great job.Let me take this moment to vent my frustration.How come when JOE WILSON apologizes and it is acdepted by both OBAMA AND PELOSI, THE DNC DOES NOT.If they are so relentless with correcting this great injustice, why not correct PELOSI, WHO LIED ABOUT THE CIA, why not correct the injustice of CHARLIE RANGLER and his tax omissions (he writes the tax bills) and of courseGETHNER, lords over our Treasury dept.Never mind that the democrates shouted out when Bush was President.This chairman RICHARD HARPOOTLIAN is a load of crap. I hope JOE WILSON FIGHTS THIS.
Oh My.. Ernie I love reading your post. They never fail to make me smile.
LOL, Nostradomus is awesome!
True, true and true.
You're channeling!
Beautiful! The end is nigh. There is a warrior queen from the great white north who will slay the statist beast and we shall call her citizen President a true representative of the people.
LOL! Uncanny it be. Almost talks like Yoda, Nostradamus does.
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Upon the plains of Intahneto
A triumvirate join their banners
The queen of the north, The clarion from the Glenn, and the man of media who is Breit
All join to toss The Impotent One overboard
Nice to see Big Hollywood being a clownlike as this clown post. Come on right wingers, you lost the election, take your phony acorn bs and go home and cry. Obama, is so good he will help you all.
another thing: turn off FAUX NEWS and turn on MSNBC and get the real story.
Ernie, See if you can find a Quatraine about Obama resigning? I'd like to see one of those. Maybe:
And Obama didth resign when his incompetence was't exposed;
and the One Called Slow Joe did sit in the chair, doing little,
until a Republican could replace him.
Ha learn to accept the the US has changed for the better. Free Healthcare for all!
The Maggeth of Bobo doth decent on those right-minded,
With utterances of faux and schmo;
The Breit Ones ponder the words of the Boob, err, Bobo and wonder,
If said Maggeth knows his arseth from a hole in the ground.
I bet you u were one of the marchers crying that Obama is President of all the cool people.
Oucheth. lol.
Ernie. Great as always. I sure needed this laugh today.
armored snow machines
wisdom of everyday folk
vs. worthless harvards
glorious quatrains
though I prefer sweet haiku
caveman hate GEICO
to quote George W Bush "Jeez, this guy is really flamboyant!"
And yea, out of the muck a troll did arise
Having no learning, yet much empty rhetoric
Who spouted forth empty nonsense and bombast
And then retreated to his mother's basement
Andrew think about it, okay – - the line of succession – If Obama resigns then we have Biden and it only gets worse from there. Biden then Pelosi becomes VP. Then there's an accident and Pelosi becomes President and Clinton becomes VP. Then there is another accident…well maybe. How sad is that that I am wishing for Hillary Clinton to be President.
No one news organisation is going to help you unless conflicting ideas are too difficult to understand. Go to multiple sources for the info and when your head is spinning make an appt with ACRON to figure out how to cheat on your taxes.
another Bush quote, " fool me once, shame on me, fool me again and you can't fool me"
Bev, I kind of envision Joe just keeping the seat warm until the election. We could give him a rubix cube to keep him busy and befuddled. . . maybe a couple of coloring books. In the meantime, the country chugs along without an interfering government.
Nice . . . *applause*
HAAAAAAA — Great post, Ernie!! Nasty Nostie knew a few things after all…
From the western land of the giant wooden Holly bush
To the vast coven of the king and the knight
He doth ride through the heather of the Glen of Beck
The leader, Bart, e're glowing Breit.
You know there’s medication for such delusions. Elections are battles not wars. The next battle is 2010. This time we’ll be ready!
The weakest of oak saplings hath sprouted,
On shaky ground across a nation;
A light doth reveal in true pimp fashion,
A crappeth-load of rotten nuts.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Heck, we don't even need that much. Just give him one of those shirts with the same message front and back reading, "How do you keep an idiot busy? (Turn over for answer)" Unless the rubik's cube and coloring books would be cheaper. Obviously, we want to keep spending to a minimum here.
Great post. Brings to light what Joe Wilson did wrong…he should have thrown a shoe at Obama.
That was beautiful, T.
fallen acorn lands
not far from the rotten oak
more corruption sprouts
Be Nice Andrew
Give him a people's Cube (TM) http://www.thepeoplescube.com/
IT's the same color on all side guaranteeing equality of results. I still think it will keep Biden busy though.
Be Nice Andrew
Give him a people's Cube (TM) http://www.thepeoplescube.com/
IT's the same color on all sides guaranteeing equality of results. I still think it will keep Biden busy though.
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