Comments on: Your Assignment: Name Obama’s Hot Sauce

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:51:49 +0000

My favorite is still "I hope the Lincoln bedroom has a Lincoln bathroom" sauce. Almost fell out of my chair. Thank you! Some of the commenters contributed some real gems, too.

By: Darkwolf

Darkwolf — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:11:10 +0000

we have a winner!

By: Hucbald

Hucbald — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:17:10 +0000

"Habanero Hope and Chili Change"

Because, you know, he's Hoping to Change D.C. into Havana and the US into Cuba. You could even use Guantanamera (Girl from Guantanamo) for the ad music.

Jeez, I'm good at this.

By: LolaLola

LolaLola — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:59:24 +0000

Chicago style Kenyan red hot sauce: Al Capone recommends it with ribs.
Indonesia Jabenero Dancing Red Sauce. Recommended by top members of Jemma Islamiyah.
Maui Wowie Red: Guarenteed to blow your mind..

By: bentnub

bentnub — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:06:31 +0000

(Amended)

Psychobama Hot Sauce – it’s crazy hot!

The only hot sauce on the market that guarantees you’ll exceed your yearly allotment of personally produced methane gas!
All new ‘Green’ jalapeño sauce – comes with a 10% off, methane gas Cap n’trade carbon credit coupon
AlGore sez – a fun & tasty way to deplete your personal wealth while supporting the Climate Change con.
(coupon not valid in CA but can be used for 10% off your next marijuana purchase)

By: cougat

cougat — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:43:24 +0000

Sonia Sotomayor's Special Edition Perjuring Picante Sauce–a few drops on your empanada and you'll be lying through your teeth! (Especially under oath.)

By: cougat

cougat — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:07:00 +0000

• Direct from the Lolo Soetero Family Recipe Book, Indonesian “Bali Blaster” Hot Sauce—the perfect primer for blowing up infidel luxury resorts!

• Obama’s Special Edition “Public Option” Hot Sauce—being rushed into production, folks, just in time. It will cure everything from the common cold to degenerative hip joints to cancer! (It better.) AND it works as an anesthesia so you won’t care one way or another.

By: PLF5403

PLF5403 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:49:58 +0000

Please don't feed the trolls.

By: PLF5403

PLF5403 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:46:16 +0000

Don't feed the trolls.

By: He is not God: Obama trips through a doorway « Jim Blazsik

He is not God: Obama trips through a doorway « Jim Blazsik — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:37:04 +0000

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