Inside the Head of Nancy Pelosi
by Ernie Mannix
Gourmet cheese… Adolpho the world’s most expensive hair stylist… Lake Como… Van Cleef & Arpels… Tiffany…
WATER-BLAH BLAH BLAH….
Armani… Cole-Haan… Private Jets with mahogany paneling…
WATER-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP….
Little Doggie sweaters… delicious, though insanely-overpriced-for-being-grown-locally California fruit… Chanel… The Galapagos Islands… AL Gore; President of the Galapagos Islands… Al Gore in big Moo-Moo whilst President of the Galapagos Islands…
WATER-WEEEGEEE WAH WAH-
Wake up.
Open my eyes and realize I am THE MOST POWERFUL FREAKIN’ WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
What I say; people believe. What I do: is very important. What I say and do, is MY BUSINESS.
I mean; did I really see and hear that briefing on that waterboa…..waterboar….wwwwww.. …that silly water thing?
Noooooo, wasn’t possible! I am a liberal woman! I am smarter than every single one of my fellow Americans! I am from the Bay area!
They’re all imaging this. In fact, this is all Bush’s fault. HE’s the one who instructed the CIA to lie to ME! Poppy Bush helped I’m sure. Wait, it’s bigger than that; it didn’t happen, and Bush forced the CIA to use that confusion serum they have on everyone at that briefing. That’s it!
I know they have that serum. That’s a briefing I do remember. They said it was used successfully at the ‘88 Democratic National Convention when Dukakis was nominated. Willy Horton my…
- Beep -
Yes Chad, what is it? …
Gingrich sent a gift? Well, open it!
Come on, what the hell is it?
A TOASTER!? ….That S-O-B.
What? President on 2?.. Ugh, okay.
Hello….. Yes?
Yes Barack, how are you honey? Come in to see you?, … I am sorry “B” I can’t help you this morning…. What’s that? Well, sweety, as you know I am extremely busy and it just so happens that some underprivileged children are……. What? You’d like me to come in and bring an attorney? (Click)..
Hello….? Hello?”
That did not just happen.
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I'm actually a bit surprised that the…lady (for want of a better term that would never get by the BH censor)…didn't threaten to waterboard her plastic surgeon for giving her that ludicrous eye-lift that makes her always look as though she's startled from being goosed.
I'm just sayin'…; – )
the presidential line of succession….
2 joe biden/ senator aneurysm
3 nancy pelosi/ dingbat
4 robert byrd/ grand kleagle
5 hillary clinton/ now i'm getting depressed
6 timothy geithner/ tax cheat
7 robert gates/ bush leftover
8 eric holder/ thinks americans are cowards
9 ken salazar/ who?
10 tom vilsack/ clod
impeaching obama might not be that great an idea.
Every time I see Nancy now, I think of the "dome of the Pelosis" (sp?), and then I laugh. The Stepford Speaker needs to go.
*shivers* I don't even want to know the inner workings of that woman's (can you even call her one) mind…. :/ It would be like watching all the horror movies ever made back to back to back… :/
I pray every day for the good health and safety for Our Dear Leader because of this very list…
Gee, Ernie. I thought if I ever got into her head, there would just be cobwebs and old, forgotten surgical sponges. It's not nearly as scary as I thought it would be.
I think she's perpetually day dreaming about snapping "Chad" the poolboy with a wet towel. Day dreaming about joining the "Mile High Club" with "Tad" the "Congressional Aide" and, because she's a San Franciscan doing a little shopping for "red snapper" with "Heather" the "Congressional liaison" girl she just hired. It's tiring being a rejuvenated 60 something year old.
Bev, Andrew P, LawhawkSF and I have a question we'd like your answer to.
http://shermansmarch.blogspot.com (Mr. Peabody's boy Sherman)
Inside her head?
Not much there but a wicked echo..o…o…o…
I thought the only thing in Pelosi's head was a recording loop "…….the white zone is for loading and unloading only……"
http://shermansmarch.blogspot.com (Mr. Peabody's boy Sherman)
The best thing about being in Speaker Pelosi's head is the sheer roominess- sofa over there, armoire over there- wow! lot's of levelor blinds to shade the perpetual light allowed by the vacant stare… some cobwebs, but little sign of actual use.
Best empty real estate bargain in San Fran…
For the most powerful nation, look at that rogues list? I thought #4 was Harry "the war is lost" Reid, but thats six on one hand/ a half-dozen in the other. Interchangeable hacks. This is the best we've got? This has got to be an alien invasion, or some sort of other sinister plot to destroy the nation. There can be no other explanation.
For the most powerful nation, look at that rogues list? I thought #4 was Harry "the war is lost" Reid, but thats six on one hand/ a half-dozen in the other. Interchangeable hacks. This is the best we've got? This has got to be an alien invasion, or some sort of other sinister plot to destroy the nation. There can be no other explanation.
Humorous as it may be, never underestimate your enemy.
This lady is a lying evil propagandist of the first order.
it's san francisco. so unless cindy sheehan makes another run at it, we're stuck with her.
i can remember the excitement over her being the first female speaker of the house. it was supposed to be "revolutionary". an old rich white corrupt third generation politician. how revolutionary.
Your wrong about what it would be like to watch Pelosi's mind. Horror movies can be entertaining.
Inside the head of Nancy Pelosi? Not much there aside from the chirping crickets.
I seem to recall previous presidents going out of their way to keep their VP sequestered away so that an accident or attack couldn't take both of them out at the same time.
I've noticed that Obama keeps his VP around a LOT more than previous presidents.
I'm convinced he does this on purpose because NOBODY, left, right, Muslim, whatever, are comfortable with the idea of President Pelosi.
So Biden makes a pretty good human shield eh?
Whenever I think of Pelosi's head, I visualize the scene out of MIB2 where The Morgue Gal discovers the dying alien inside the dead guy's head. The giant alien cockroach reminds me of Biden on a good day.
In the GOOD OLD DAYS, the joke was that the President chose a VP that noboby liked so the the Pres would not get taken out of office. Mr. Obama's list appears to go 10 deep.
However, now that the Government is buying General Motors, soon to be Government Motors, Mr. Obama will have a more profitable position to step into after his term in office.
And the Jeopardy answer is:
What is a Vacuum?
I'm going to respectfully disagree.
Us conservatives need to be careful what we wish for. Right now Madame speaker is an example of Incompetent Evil … if we get rid of her she could end up being replaced by someone who is Competent Evil.
"I am from the Bay area!" a literal lol moment.
Dear God Ernie, in the mind of Pelosi, yuk, a vacuous dark hole with no bottom.
janet napolitano is #18
if the aliens demanded "take us to your leader", they would look at this list and say "you can't be serious".
Anyone else think we should be making LOLz with her pictures?
Surely we can come up with a whole mess of funny ones.
Long live Obama…and Biden. As long as Biden stays number 2, we can make it until 2012..I think we can I think we can….
My question is: Are we better off getting rid of her or leaving her where she is at? No, I have two questions: What is the difference between what she is doing -lying and attempting to cover up- and what Nixon did?
Have at it trolls, you'll be wrong.
Finally. It looks like the Wicked Witch of the West is melting.
Hmm… you have a point…. I have a thought on what could be worse… but I don't think the monitors would take to kindly to it… >:)
That's.. just…. wrong
For some reason they think lying is not as bad as covering up the truth but somehow it seems just as hypocritical.
Was Pelosi auditioning for "Evita" when they took that photograph? Don't cry for me, California!
My attitude is this: Leave her where she is. She is perfect. She works so hard for the GOP that frankly we don't even need Michael Steele when Black Nan Pelosi is out telling the CIA they are liars. And not just that they didn't lie to her but they lied to the rest of the congressmen who were there and they lie all the time? HUH? So just leave her where she is.
She'll melt only if Porter grows a pair….
Hummmm, I think the Botox injectors went in a little too far…or seeped through….on this job and got the brain. That said, AlistZ is totally on target. Pilosi is a viper and won't hesitate to take down an enemy on her own descent.. She likes being Queen of The Hill……it's good for her hubby's business.
HAAAAA…that's funny Ernie! Or at least it WOULD be….if it wasn't so true.
but ya know? The good news is…I don't have to go to Comedy Central for my laugh fixes.
Inside Nancy's Pelosi's cluttered mind:
"Two sticks of butter plus one mango duster equals caramel buggies."
"One plus one plus one equals moondance."
"A razor blade sandwich longs to be with his buttered bread."
"Cosmic pools of magnetism tastes like water."
"Money is bad unless I make it."
"Taxes are for the little people."
"Tatar sauce is for the little people too."
"Crack is whack."
The song "Valley Girl" by Frank Zappa comes to mind
)
If you want to see what is inside of Pelosi's head, you will first have to look up Obama's @ss
She may lose her standing since she is now on the short list for SCOTUS. She's too incompetent for Homeland Security so let's bump her up to the Supreme Court!!
Ah but what if you're lying about people doing a coverup? Wheels within wheels.
The malignant, manipulative AIR-HEAD, Bela Pulosi needs to be impeached for giving aid to our enemies and endangering the security of the United States. This woman is dangerous and the stupid leftist nutballs from BHO to the lowest life-form in Congress are circling the wagons around this pos. Disgraceful!!
oh what? The republicans on this comment section do not like Nancy Pelosi? I’m shocked.
As a dem, and liberal troll, I have to say: You guys all already blew your vote on Pelosi- you’re motives are highly questionable since there is a long established history for your hatred of this woman.
Further, (again, as a dem troll): Democrats, face it: Pelosi has “jumped the shark” big time. By calling the CIA into question, as a Dem, she’s pushed one of the Democrats special “Nuclear Buttons”. Now dems: This means its time to line up: You are either with Pelosi or you are against her.
Republican’s watch out: what I’m about to say is very Machiavellian, which may be morally flawed I realize, but – right/wrong, IF Pelosi goes down as the sacrificial democrat (like Hilary did for another famous Bush Era Democrat Capitulancy(tm))…Then you can bet your as$es this will be the next hostage to be shot in the Great American Torture-VS-Justice Philosophical Quest will be your former VP!
I think she may have had that look before the lift.
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Ahhh, I think you forgot your meds today.
The only way that I can see her stepping down is if obama TELLS her to. And the only reason IMO that he would TELL her to do that is so that he can get one of his cronies in there, someone that is just as secretive as the rest of his administration.
It's my opinion that her usefulness hasn't run out yet or else we'd be hearing from obama on pelosi's resignation.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored jetplanes and procedural griefings
Closed doors and secrets and security briefings
House Bills that die without my clearest blessings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the press bites
When a lie stings
When I'm feeling had
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad …
Ah yes! The Peter Principle.
In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence.
She may have already passed that level.
Ernie, the most disturbing things about your head trips arise in the dreams. " Al Gore in big Moo-Moo whilst President of the Galapagos Islands" – wow.
Blame everything on Bush AND confusion serum. That's so Pelosi's Head.
A poem by Mike Huckabee on Nancy Pelosi
"Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."
She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn't mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There's room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.
Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She's either unwilling to tell the truth, or she's mad as a hatter!
She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.
*continued*
*continued*
I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.
If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.
I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here."
http://www.mikehuckabee.com/index.cfm?fa=News.Vie...
Ohhhh….you did not go there did you?! Funny stuff though. I do happen to know a colleague that worked at the White House during the Clinton years in the diplomatic affairs office and it was widely known about Nancy's ongoing affair with one of her fair haired male staffers that was half her age. Of course she's a Dem so the media will never chase down this story let alone report on it.
Apparently Harry and Nancy occupy the same headspace. Hoof-n-mouth is not only an animal disease.
We've missed you Ernie! You're the only man around here brave enough to actually peer into the minds of some of our goofiest "leaders"! Nice article!
The one they have on Drudge right now is a classic. She's got that frozen face look while feeling for it. Not sure if she's testing it for sensitivity or to see if its even there. Botox wear off yet? Brings to mind that movie "Brazil" where Katherine Helmond gets the ultimate facelift.
SF is stuck with her as a rep. We're not stuck with her as Speaker.
you stole my bush joke!
"what she is doing -lying and attempting to cover up- and what Nixon did?" Or what Bill Clinton did?
if the truth comes out then we'll know. until then, its anyone's guess or opinion.
I agree with you – I call it "Michael Steele" logic. Glad you mentioned him, in relation.
There is nothing inside the head of Nancy Pelosi. She will soon be just a rep as Steny Hoyer has set her up to take the bill fall.
Ah, too bad.
Have we ever been told exactly how Ernie gets such access into the minds of the misguided?? Remote viewing? Aluminum foil? Loud 'N Clear Personal Mind Amplifier?
I like to think that he has a magic TV remote control. But then, who knows?
Montpelier! Did I get it right?
Gosh, Ernie, trips inside Nancy's head, I dunno, maybe a bad thing, a really bad trip, like truly really bad. Like the kid in the commercial, you'll be saying "I undersetimated the creepiness".
i came up with that joke back in the clinton days.
i'm using it again as part of my commitment to recycling.
Well, you have a point. Really, who is there to pick from in the endless line of idiots, tax cheats and morons?
I've seen your other posts and know that you're a troll (despite your pathetic attempt to appease folks on here by slyly pretending that you're "dissing" Pelosi).
So please don't reply to any more of my posts- I'm not, and nor will I ever be, even the LEAST bit interested in anything you have to say about anything.
And now I must go take a shower to rinse the troll dust off…: – (
<DIV>Hey Bev,</DIV> <DIV>Thanks so much for answering my question. Full disclosure: when I posted the comment Andrew Price and LawhawkSF were interested in hearing your answer, but no longer, it's just me. I don't know if you've clicked on the link I posted http://shermansmarch.blogspot.com but that is the blog I started a couple of weeks ago. Not to give TMI but I'm dealing with some “mobility” issues and haven't been able to earn a living while I re-coup. So I started the blog in order to try and earn some cash by getting google to post ads on my blog. They do it for free for anyone with a website. So I make a few coins everytime an ad is clicked on my site. But I am learning from the experts that the most important thing about a site is content. Now both of us have been commenting at BH for months, and I like your a lot of what you say and how you say it. I'm inviting you to become a poster at the site. To be clear, I put no demands or restrictions on how much you post. You can post once a month or five times a day or any amount in between. Also, you are not limited as to subject matter. Politics is fine, but if you want to write about your Pekinese “Pookie” that's cool too. Andrew P and LawhawSF had accepted invites, but after a week of posting they were hung up on the site's name and had differnt ideas of what the site should be about. So we amicably parted ways. So if you're interested and think it might be fun, I hope you accept. Also, I'm also going to have a lib or two as posters. The site is always going to maintain a conservative flavor, but I want an intelligent, non-talking points parrot to put some content on the site as well.</DIV> <DIV>Hoping you accept.</DIV> <DIV>Dom Colangelo
— On Wed, 5/20/09, IntenseDebate Notifications <notifications@intensedebatemail.com> wrote:
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oooooh, unlike you retardz, we're not unilateral. I'd rather be a populist troll than a lemming.
and my comment about pelosi stands. I only commented since I thought your joke was amusing.
No, you didn't find it amusing at all- you're a liar.
My comment had a +1 right before your reply, and then suddenly had a 0 directly afterwards, which means that YOU gave my "amusing joke" a -1 (in case trolls are math-challenged, +1 + -1 = o).
Liar liar pants on fire…: – )
(and now I must go shower your troll dust off again)
She is a total waste and failure as a human being but we need a Repub clone.
In the words of JR Senior from Dallas, "You don't EARN power, you TAKE it"
If we don't take it, we will never get it. WE need some cohones in our party like hers, "Balls", said the Queen, if BO had them he'd be speaker and not just presdident
I just dont like her. Shes shifty.
If you look deep into Nancy's eyes you can see the back of her head.
lol..Good one.
Is that shifty with one T or Two?
ac, like my insomnia is not bad enough; now I gotta think of Janet Reno's less attractive sister?
"Inside the Head of Nancy Pelosi"
Ewwie, I see hippies.
"What is the difference between what she is doing -lying and attempting to cover up- and what Nixon did?"
She's a Democrat.
Yeah – as the old joke goes:
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 80?
A: "Your Honor."
Probably has Dick Cheney wearing a hockey goalie's mask and wielding a chain saw stalking her.
Cgntv, there may be hope for you yet. Then, you do see the dichotomy of the positions typically taken by Democrats and the tit-for tat they STILL deal in, re: the Clinton Impeachment proceedings. IMHO, Panetta would not have taken the tack he did if he did have conclusive, DOCUMENTED proof that she is lying through her teeth and constantly.
Thanks!
Maybe you meant Remove f add another t? :-0
I am in therapy. it was weeeeel Scawwwey!
I have gotten several angry emails about that one. I told them don't get angry ,…just move.
This explains why I woke up this morning in the flatlands of NJ with two black eyes?
Cindy Sheehan…….Bwa Bwa Bwa BWAHAHAHHAHAHA. — Sorry.
The Dome of Pelosisis is alive and well. Your tax dollars pay for it.
yeah, someone swiped a point from me because i lol'd….still funny though.
That freakin' Dome!
Love your insights. Hilarious.
okay, wow, am I so busted now? How did things come to this. I really really really was genuinely amused (as I am now for different reasons) by this:
"that ludicrous eye-lift that makes her always look as though she's startled from being goosed"
SHE DOES have that look. And I'm still wondering if she looked that way always or if its due to some surgery. but whatever.
I can point you to other posts I've made expressing my misgivings out our Speaker. I'm no fan of hers and I think she represents a liability to Democrat power, generally speaking.
Of course I reserve the right to use diabolical feints as part of my God given privilege as a troll. Although, really, who knows… I have so many aliases here on this board that I can choose from, maybe I'll have to think about how to better camoflague my anti-pelosi rants. Certainly plenty of trees to blend in with here on that subject.
Whenever I think of Pelotox's head, I start laughing like Beavis and Butthead.
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Rose colored cabbages,
String bean tanker trucks,
Glue-gun moss mittens,
And moonbatted carnivorous smittens,
Cast about in mercury clouds,
Hazy, yet clear as a diamond eye,
Glittering in dust with molded furl sky…
Nancy's world is as crazy as San Francisco…
Pelosi has a head with gray matter inside?
"What Me Worry?"
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