New Nostradamus Predictions Found
by Ernie Mannix
Recently geocached and unearthed in a shoebox at Vasquez Rocks; these newly found quatrains of the great Nostradamus are presented here for the very first time: (I sure as hell believe it.)
Quatrain IIVX
The woman of the dome of the Pelosis. Bring forth and give her the highest flying bird with the golden seats. Let the low dogs and workers pay in gold for her comforts and cheese. Into the heavens trans back and forth the great continent to visit in kind the land of foggy coastal insanity.
Quatrain IIXX
Hissler begat in time his possessions of the power, whence passed to a new day into the combed hair of Mathewes, of the fruity peacock. Without the thought and with great interruption of the righteous, then corruption of the tongue, he hath shivers in lower extremities.
Quatrain IIVXI
Walk among the Reids to hear the war is lost. He shouteth from the dome of the Pelosises. The partisan cry of fearful wierdo impatience. Hiding thereafter in silence from the powerful surging wonders. All the great Generals exclaim: What a maroon.
Quatrain IXV
The communities of man shall be organized incorrectly by the one who was not even new. Promised false, the earmarks of damage will be ignored for the sacrifice of all. All to be poor as the poorest of his desires. He hides in the Island of Kings, and frolic in its waters. Yea he doth smoketh. En-How.
Quatrain IXVV
The new king will surround himself with non good ones. All of the suggested men will fall to the side, and shall bear the shame of incorrect disbursement of tax gold to the overseers. All will be bums.
Quatrain VIXV
Putting the false patches of his mane on display over the chord of the crazy peacock, Shuummer shall beat the drum of silliness with the man called Franke. For all to have the biggest grand dwellings they wisheth with 3 stable spaces. Let us get down in the Hamptons.
Quatrain VIXYZXV
Big Ideas, from the Breit man. A page of smart brothers and sisters shall rise to the top of the ether, then shout to the false tinsel men and women; you’re a bunch of douche-bags.
Email this to a friend | Print |
Share on Facebook
| Tweet this
| 
Follow Us on Twitter
Subscribe via RSS
Tips & Feedback
103 Comments
LOL "Yea he doth smoketh. En-How." En-How reminds me of my mother, she always said that. (:
How? En-how!
LOL! Great job Ernie!
And the douche-bags shall stomp their feet and drink of their collective whine.
Yes sweet maiden.
Quatrain XYZ42M: The Rahm shall bend them over in the fields of opportune crisis. The horn o'plenty of tax dollars shall grow to fed the insatiable beasts who proclaim it is thy patriotic duty (ha! i said dooty) to give more than fathomed. and then more again. and one more time. then the weapon which shoots jackets made from metal shall be handed over to the king for thy own protection. oh, and i hear there will be cake….
Ernie, you are priceless! Keep it up!
OMG these are funny
The new dark kings followers, of the generation p shall cry out we deserve this. They know not what they ask for.
Copper and zinc shall be melted down as they watch the coin of the realm lose its luster. They dance naked around the fires of the smelter.
OK mine sucked but still…
En-how!
En-how! Excellent.
Full metal Hope Jacket.
No YOU ARE.
Ernie, you are awesome! It's almost worth having Obamalamadingdong elected just to read the things you're coming up with!
"then shout to the false tinsel men and women; you’re a bunch of douche-bags" — I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that one!
That was great! LOL Two thumbs up!
Brilliant !!!
It is near impossible to post a comment, without quoting the brilliance. Brilliant !
And the House of Fugger will fall. Prostrating itself at the altar, beseeching the gold of the Holy See .
Pope Urban Homi shall saveth the Fugger, yet the Medici sleep with the Peloises casting envy on the gold.
They shall bringeth forth the spirit of Caesar to smite the Hun.
And the Dark Lord of Araby together with his Dark Maiden of the Chiseled Arms shall bestow mighty Porkulus upon his worshipful flock: magical stamps that transform into bread and ale through His blessed alchemy, wondrous cures for the lame and halt though their pockets be empty of the coin of the realm, boundless treasure for Sirens of the tribe Baby Mama. And the Dark Lord of Araby shall then taxeth the Pale Rich Crusaders until they finally acknowledge the Evil of their ways, and forsaketh their Accursed Greed on the Alter of Communal Sloth forevermore.
I gotta read that one again.
Magnific!
First time I've seen your stuff Ernie and I'll keep coming back. Absolutely hillarious. Especially the last line, since I find myself screaming it constantly when I watch the news.
And a jester shall come forth from the land of Delaware and proclaim,"You know my name, look up the number."
Yea origin 3rd millennium Anno Domini. From the village of Shikaakwa. The dark idiot will become keeper of the purse. Mindless hordes will bow to the “one.” Who flies in with wings of fire. Hail the district known as Columbia. Misery heaped across the land. Yea though the fair land will sinketh to darkness. Worry not, for thoust has change one can believe.
Jakob Fugger, not his Mother
Brilliant!
The Dark Lord shalth be proclaimed thy messiah
elected POTUS thee Obomination
jester joebiden haveth Bow Tox facial
gaffes with looseth lips – thee blundering fool
LOL. Welcome to Slaggers. Dennis O'Bell.
And after the burning of the dublewe bush one shall come forth to rule in the land of 57 states. Ye shall know him by his proclamation "I won". And The One shall affix his grasp to the people's purse. And Atlas will shrug. And to all corners of the fruited plain, the voice of the people will be carried on a rush of waves of air, "Millions for defense, not one penny for ACORN."
Biden haseth botox?
Quatrain VIXIVIX
The hunter who was pierced with her own arrow waits in recovery. The man of Steele stumbles like deer. A Rush of wind overtakes all, and the dome of the Pelosis crumbles. All before the dekahedron rolls itself a second time.
: )
And all of the oil companies shall gather in Suiss land and hold a party wit Tax Free income
A rush of wind overtakes Pelosis. I have an idea what kind of wind you are talking about.
Too funny!
By the way Earnie do you have any insights on the fact that the end of Obama's term coincides closely with the end of the Mayan calender. Just curious.
You left out this one –
Quatrain XXX –
Ernie buvait dans le beanery avant qu'il ait écrit ceci
I thought the problem was they forgot ot kill the botulism first..
I have been thinking about that. I think the Mayan's were all in the Whig party though.
All before the dekahedron rolls itself a second time.
I LOVE google translator!
I'm hoping it's just a coincidence, just like I hope it's a coincidence that the S&P "bottomed" Monday at 666. Guess we'll know soon enough. If the teleprompter turns as black as sack cloth, then we're in trouble.
Hey guys, no fair talking in some dead language!
I banking that the Mayans just got bored and decided someone else could continue carving the calendar when needed.
Hey Andrew, learn some Frenchie, ya rube.
Why Skip? Nobody uses it.
Brilliant!
and to the North they shall flock, with hands open, and to the south with mouths open, and to the west where minds were once open, and to the east where nothing is open anymore. and all shall declare the supremecy of mindless dithering whilst my pocketeth sucketeth on thy guv'ment tititeth. 'and the colored girls say ' doop de doop, doop de doop de doop doop de doop…'
: 0)
Go Stan!
LOL-ouReed
Quatrain MCXVII
And the victory assured by the King made Fool by Jesters. A SURGE denied once, now claimed. For the warriors shuffled, the Annointed moves the card to another deck yet calls it out of play. The foul Joker applied, men who be women no longer banned. Heroes brought low by the Highest. The noble profession of arms in ruins as the wise and just flee it's embrace, lest they have to kill countrymen for resisting the cutting of purses. Herald the Revolution. (I don't know who this guy Herald is…but I think I'm gonna be on his side come the gun fight.)
Shucks we don’t speak no French out here in the kuntry. Ha…
Hilarious! I just found this site. I needed a laugh! Thanks.
Why thank you kindly sir, but kudos really belong to Ernie for initiating this thread…; – )
Irritating thread! How dare you?…Oh…. initiating. : )
Thanks for pointing out my typo Ernie! What I actually MEANT to say was: "for initiating this irritating thread"…: – )
P.S. Dear moderator, how can I acquire some of those numbers after my name?
Ernie, for example, has "50p" (in striking chrome yellow I might add) and I have none- even though I must have made at least 20 postings so far. Does being a retired clinical hypnotherapist (and author) make me a second class citizen on this site, or is there perhaps a less nefarious reason for this grave oversight…?
That first quatrain alone made me blow beer out of my nose! I put the bottle down and laughed myself sick at the rest of them. GOOD JOB!
Comments like this are one of the reasons why this site is so great! The postings are first rate and the people commenting are brilliant. I love it!
Just sign up for the intense debate thing. Click on any of the names with the numbers and it will take you right there.
and lost Quatrain MMVIII:
The great false messiah called 'the one' born on the dark continent will deceive many and come to be King in the new land of York. The Kings of Persia, Russia, and Korea will use him for a two pence harlot daily. Whilst his foolish followers chant "yes we can".
George Noory is talking about these new predictions now on Coast To Coast AM. He has a Nostradamus expert on.
Was he mentioning this article?
He didn't mention the article specifically, but said some new Nostradamus predictions had been found and he read Quatrain IXVV. Toward the end of the segment he said it was just a spoof. The Nostradamus expert pointed out that your Roman Numerals made no sense. It will be replayed at 2 AM on KFI.
P.S. How about this one:
Quatrain 7(a): "They shall call him the One, but he is a false profit… there will be no earnings. Err Ratio."
How what peabrain? I have never seen "En-How" written down. LOL Now I know HOW to spell it. (:
: )
Thanks!
Yes, but they applied it directly into his brain.
Le Beanery jamais mon inspiration, en particulier lorsque, assis à côté de Skip.
Skip, I feel I owe you an apology. I have been informed that there is indeed still a country called "France" and they do, apparently, speak this language you mention. Imagine my surprise!
Quatrain XXXOOO
The bards and the criers will deliver us a shell.
Speaking glowing words fed from a box.
It shall begin with "I won"
and end in "epic fail."
Quatrain MXCIICX
"The domed capital city will be rocked by scandal from the Mae and Mac. Pandemonium ensues, towns and cities will be foreclosed upon… women and children will become homeless.. the currency will collapse all at the hand of the evil Barnebus." Here in this passage Nostrodamus was unclear whether this was the Frank or the beans?
Awesome!
This was great! I can see this will have to be a daily stop.
I'll light the match!
This is beyond funny. Very clever too. The tears are streaming.
Thanks Susan ; – )
Thanks- but I tried that "intense debate thing" the first day I saw this site, and got about a gazillion emails in my inbox…
Yeah, you don't want to check the "notify me of follow-up comments via email," you'll get flooded. I learned that the hard way.
When someone replies directly to your comment like I'm doing now, you will get an email either way.
Hope this helps!
I believe those numbers are a count of how many times someone has clicked the "thumbs up" button next to your posting.
If people click a lot of "thumbs down" buttons, you'll see a red oval with the -number.
Hey Susan, if it's a daily stop, on Friday you're assigned to bring donuts.
10 thumbs up and kudos for the Atlas Shrugged reference!
Thanks for confirming that Mrs. S- I learned the hard way too (flooded in-box!).
There comes a shrew from times before,
With ideals put into place.
She needs unrest to pass them on,
"Let not this crisis go to waste."
I love this site! Wish I could bestow donuts on the whole lot of you.
I needed a smile this morning…thanks!
Bestow a Krulla… Bestow!
Just so no to French Pastries.
I think Fuggerei is German for "Fornication".
Hey Ernie, I was just not with it earlier. I totally gave you the wrong response to your message. It really should have read:
No, YOU ARE!
Back at ya Ernie…LOL!
The wind bestoweth scents of the heavens.
Those Krispy of Kreme fall from the sky as once had mana.
Those that knowest best for our own good attempt snack taxes to counter.
Yet they to fall into the pits of boiling coffee. (and promptly sue McDonalds)
I thought that was Fahrvergnugen?
Ernie, I just got "Pelosis" — LOL!!
I agree. There are some great people both writing and commenting here. I am constantly either laughing or saying, "wow, what a great thought."
Wow, that's actually third on my wish list: one million dollars, a new car, warm, soft Krispy Kreme glazed donuts falling from the sky. : )
She dotheth go kablooey, if'n she-th inside the dome of Pelosisisis,
yes, they love me here at work when I bring them in on Fridays
Quatrain MCXVII____And the victory assured by the King made Fool by Jesters. A SURGE denied once, now claimed. For the warriors shuffled, the Annointed moves the card to another deck yet calls it out of play. The foul Joker applied, men who be women no longer banned. Heroes brought low by the Highest. The noble profession of arms in ruins as the wise and just flee it's embrace, lest they have to kill countrymen for resisting the cutting of purses. Herald the Revolution. (I don't know who this guy Herald is…but I think I'm gonna be on his side come the gun fight.)
Good one!
Bumble, bumble, foil, and fumble
Obama helps the economy crumble
Porkulus' appetite, our wealth it soon hogs
Maketh thy people beggeth like dogs
"Save us! Save us! Anointed one"
"Socialism? It shall be done!"
If you just got it, one of us needs a sharpen :-O
Hey wait a minute… I think I've been insulted… I think… maybe…. ;P
NOMAR!
[...] My research at the La Brea tar pits has uncovered even more Nostradamus Quatrains that just may, (I repeat in the name of truth and science); may pertain to our current national situation. My humble opinion as to what the Quatrain just might be saying is in parentheses next to the listing. You be the judge. (Additional research at Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank and J.G Melon’s in NYC.) [...]
You must be logged in to post a comment.