Comments on: Filed In Triplicate

By: Individualist

Individualist — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:01:34 +0000

Iowa Hawk,

Since most of the US Congress cnsists of Clowns don't you think you use of a clown suit might inadvertantly offend the powers that be thereby hurting the chances of your application being approved. Just saying…………

By: AuthorJack

AuthorJack — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:27:16 +0000

I can't think of better candidates to conduct these critical seminars. We must show compassion for the poor drone, who consistantly deals with an unsympathetic citizenry; who's always there with helpful concern and a willingness to find solutions, only to be abused and snarled at by John Q Public. But your expense account requests seem a tad high.

By: Darkwolf

Darkwolf — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:17:08 +0000

Serves them right if you ask me. Most kids know better than to stick their faces into the webber grill while the drunken uncle lights up the fluid soaked coals.

By: Individualist

Individualist — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:01:01 +0000

To be fair both Biden and Obama share a bad experience from their youth that happened while the song that goes "Working in Coal Mine, Whoops" was playing on the radio. So natually the antipathy to coal is understandable.

By: Individualist

Individualist — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:00:45 +0000

By: Jan

Jan — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:40:22 +0000

This sounds like the court jester, doesn't it? They think they're the King of The World! He wants us to be the UK, how quaint.

By: Vainamoinen

Vainamoinen — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:21:12 +0000

Write legibly in black ink or fixed width font not to exceed pica 10 pitch.

Do your part to reduce your carbon footprint: Along with putting air in your tires, the Obama administration recommends that you use simple fonts and a font size smaller than 3 in all electronic documents. When you then save that Word or PDF document, it will take up much less space on the hard disk. As a side benefit, it will also conserve electrons, a scarce national resource in general and inside politicians heads specifically.

By: ReaderRedux

ReaderRedux — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:01:22 +0000

Too funny, Iowahawk. You're hired.

By: ReaderRedux

ReaderRedux — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:00:26 +0000

Excellent description!

By: Cheesehoven

Cheesehoven — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:12:11 +0000

Funny, but there's something seriously sinister in the attempt to centralise and control workplace humor. Next they'll be mirth monitors and people will be sacked for telling the 'wrong kind' of jokes.