Comments on: ‘D.C. Garage’: Outtakes from My Failed Reality Show Pilot

By: vainamoinen

vainamoinen — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:48:08 +0000

Dear Mr. Iowahawk,

As a conservative, I belive in being responsible for my own actions. However, in the interest of public safety, from now on please preface your comments with the appropriate C&C[1] warning. While the damage is not irrepairable, I really won't know until I stop laughing.

Yours,
Vainamoinen

[1] C&C Warning: When you see "C&C" on a post, immediately put down your coffee (and swallow whatever's in your mouth) and shoo your cat off your lap. We will NOT be responsible for replacing coffee splattered keyboards or medical expenses from having a scared, scalded, coffee-splattered cat using your private parts for traction when you start convulsing with laughter on a post marked "C&C".

By: Stergeye

Stergeye — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:36:52 +0000

Not worthy! Not worthy!!

By: Thunderbottom

Thunderbottom — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:17:23 +0000

It'll be powered by right-wing "thought criminals" peddling stationary bikes hooked to some "Rube Goldberg" belt-and-pulley setup.

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‘D.C. Garage’: Outtakes from My Failed Reality Show Pilot — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:01:35 +0000

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By: Token Limey

Token Limey — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:39:28 +0000

Iowahawk is our leader, all give homage.

By: Forlourned

Forlourned — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:55:53 +0000

Epic telling on the failures of humanity. I wish he sweetened it up just a tad when the botox bimbo got that jolt by her letting go at first and then grabbing it the second time!

Sweet, I do too now wonder how botox smells when it cooks off a idiot jackass fool. I seriously doubt anyone would notice any change on her face afterward though…

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‘D.C. Garage’: Outtakes from My Failed Reality Show Pilot — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:30:27 +0000

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By: Tennwriter

Tennwriter — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:44:00 +0000

We could have elevators in each town, kinda like water towers, and your car is lifted to the top, and then it slides downhill at a 5% gradient….

I'm not sure what to use to power the Care-evator, but I'm sure there's something

By: CapnAhab

CapnAhab — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:42:39 +0000

283 c.i. V8, it was used in the early Corvettes if I'm not mistaken. Fuelie is fuel injection, not to be confused with gasser a slang term for an altered drag car.

Wait until they come out with "Pimp My Hybrid" or "Ecohaulin" for a good swift kick right in the masculinity.

By: StanH

StanH — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:39:25 +0000

So very American, and the leftist dweebs are gonna try to kill it, ba$tards.