The Streisand Effect – or People Who Don’t Need People

by Charles Winecoff

I have a confession to make: when I’m alone in my car – or in iPod isolation – I sometimes listen to Barbra Streisand.  And I’m neither a big fan of pop music nor of the current state of liberalism – the cushy, comfy, groupthink kind with which Streisand has become closely linked in recent years.  But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Whenever I’m feeling a little down, Streisand’s rousing, patriotic rendition of “Before the Parade Passes By” (from the Hello, Dolly! soundtrack) is the next best thing to shooting up a Diet Rockstar.  The movie may be deadly, but that track is classic Barbra: starts out quiet, plaintive, then slowly builds to an almost militaristic crescendo of chorus, trumpets, beating drums – and Babs, screaming her head off above it all with a heroic, never-ending high note that sounds like a war cry.

I know - that’s so gay.  But for me, the song is musical comfort food – and proof of the power of the human spirit: a rusty Main Street USA antique, shined up and brought back to life by a disadvantaged ugly duckling from Brooklyn, with a voice straight from God, who beat the odds.  That’s when Streisand was still one of a kind.

But that was 1969.  This is now.  Today, “Before the Parade Passes By” would probably be called something like “Whenever the Trans-Cultural Community Gathering Happens to Reconvene.”  And it would probably be sung by Sheryl Crow.

But I digress.  In the massive Malibu mudslide of post-9/11 celebrity Bush-bashings and anti-war ravings, it’s easy to forget that one of La-La land’s first star bloggers, Barbra Streisand - who, to her credit, started out way back when as a JFK-era Democrat - was once a unique and groundbreaking entertainer.  She was also an underdog.  The little girl with the unapologetic schnoz (and the even bigger voice) smashed the 1950s WASPy standard of female beauty and clawed her way up from the gay clubs of Greenwich Village to star on Broadway and win every major show biz award, including two Oscars.

Streisand was the first unabashedly Jewish leading lady to play love scenes opposite superstar hunks like Robert Redford and Ryan O’Neal, and even Egyptian-born actor Omar Sharif.   Her on-screen kiss with Sharif probably did more to provoke Arab-Israeli dialogue than any of Obama’s grand words.  (”You think Cairo was upset?” she quipped when Funny Girl was released in 1968.  “You should have seen the letter I got from my Aunt Rose!”) 

Musically, Streisand was a true diva, who could turn an ordinary standard into a three-act mini-drama in itself – the pop equivalent of an operatic mad scene.  Like Judy Garland and opera star Maria Callas – who both came from broken, dysfunctional homes – Streisand lost her birth father before she was two and endured a difficult relationship with her stepfather.  She grew up feeling like she didn’t fit in, harboring a tiny seed of anger to combat overwhelming sadness.  That kernel of rage eventually grew into an all-out, three-alarm fire in the belly, the kind that fuels many great performers.

From the start, I wasn’t so much into the sensitive, people-who-need-people Barbra as I was the show-stopping Godzilla who could obliterate her competition with one loud, elongated belt.  No matter how much Sir Cecil Beaton adorned her, she was still a street fighter.  

Streisand first stormed my consciousness during a network broadcast of Vincente Minnelli’s lavish but butchered On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970), an unlikely musical about past life regression (well before Shirley MacLaine got in on the act).  Barbra’s exuberant closing rendition of the title song as she is superimposed against a vast, heavenly sky – all Dusty Springfield hand gestures, Arnold Scaasi couture, and vocal sonic blasts – blew me away.  Nearly 40 years later, despite its bombast, the song has never been sung better.

As a lonely gay teenager, I was bolstered by her striking combination of emotion (feminine) and seeming invincibility (masculine).  Streisand’s raw histrionics and police siren strength gave me hope that one day I’d be grown up too, living an independent life, free of shame.  Perhaps that heightened duality is what qualifies performers like Streisand and Garland as “gay icons.”  At the risk of sounding like a stereotype, her defiant voice helped me get through a lot of dark days.

Delving into Streisandiana, I soon discovered she was equally adept at bringing humanity to a range of non-singing roles.  She went all “street” as an insecure prostitute in The Owl and the Pussycat (1970), turned on the coy quirks as an eccentric genius in Peter Bogdanovich’s What’s Up, Doc? (1972), and gave an atypical, understated performance as a neglected housewife with a rich fantasy life in the forgotten Up the Sandbox (also in ‘72).

While the last film remains something of a blur to me (I haven’t seen it since its first run), one particularly bizarre scene stands out.  Barbra’s character is about to make love with Fidel Castro (don’t ask me the details) when, suddenly, the Cuban dictator removes his shirt to reveal a pair of female breasts.  The significance?  Anybody’s guess.  But probably to show a softer side of the beloved tyrant.  In another subplot, Streisand gets mixed up with some colorful Black Panther types who are planning to blow up the Statue of Liberty.

Those were the days when we could still joke about such things.  Rebelling against the Hollywood jingoism of The Green Berets, long-haired studio execs were exploiting the counter-culture, turning it into slick, subversive propaganda for impressionable young Americans like me.  By 1975, the post-Watergate, post-McGovern election loss, left-wing victim belief system was as much a part of the show biz establishment as the March of Time newsreels had once been.  All my favorite stars – Streisand, MacLaine, Jane Fonda, Warren Beatty – seemed to drink Kool-aid from the same “Democrats good, Republicans bad” trough.

I’ll never forget, for example, seeing Shirley MacLaine’s wonderful one-woman show at the legendary Palace Theatre in New York (I think it was 1975).  The lyrics of her opening number, “Remember Me,” were tailored to drum home her liberal martyrdom:

“In Washington, my name was on the enemies list!

Because I was a Democrat, they slapped my wrist! 

The candidate we needed was The Excorcist!  [big sh*t-eating smile]

Re-mem-ber me…”

As a clueless 15-year-old, dazzled by show biz razzmatazz, I assumed this sentiment signalled an enlightened path.  MacLaine and Streisand both had campaigned for anti-Vietnam Presidential candidate George McGovern (I loved Barbra’s Live Concert at the Forum album – a fundraiser during which she proved her hipness by smoking a joint on stage between songs!).  And wasn’t MacLaine a sophisticated world traveler who had been granted a glimpse of utopia on a much bally-hooed, ladies-only trip to Mao’s People’s Republic of China?

In her second memoir, We Can Get There from Here, MacLaine shared how her brief junket in totalitarian paradise made her take a good, hard look at her own egotistical, Western artistic needs. She described how, in China, she came to feel “a sense of strength, a common bond among these people, joined together in a common task.  They were not producing junk to sell for profit in some second-rate department store.  They were feeding China…. it slowly dawned on me… perhaps we were simply blank pages upon which our characters are written by parents, schools, churches, and the society itself.”

And perhaps by the guilt-alleviating delusions of spoiled actors and actresses?  MacLaine, of course, went right back to the spotlight.  And I kept on devouring her books (but lost interest by the time she became a mouthpiece for preachy space aliens and light beings).

(Both MacLaine and Streisand also campaigned for vaguely radical New York congresswoman Bella Abzug, whom Babs described as a “very special lady… dedicated to peace.”  For the record, I’m here to say there was nothing “peaceful” about Abzug, who once stormed into my family’s apartment in the middle of the day, mistakenly thinking it was for rent.  After imperiously casing the joint - without once making eye contact with any of us, the actual tenants (a.k.a. “the people”) – La Abzug marched out without even a perfunctory apology.  It was more than a little frightening.)

Meanwhile, my favorite singing dark horse was changing, gradually drifting further and further away from my devoted commoner’s ear.

By 1975, when Streisand reprised her Oscar-winning role of Fanny Brice for Funny Lady, the dreary sequel to Funny Girl, rumors of divatude were becoming all too common.  One item claimed that Barbra had ordered award-winning cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond to allow her eight-year-old son to frame some of the shots.  (Zsigmond was soon replaced by James Wong Howe.)

Around that time, I happened to meet respected stage and screen actress Estelle Parsons, one of Streisand’s costars in the comedy For Pete’s SakeWhen I excitedly asked Parsons what Barbra was really like, she paused.  Then she gently offered an anecdote about how, in the middle of shooting one of their scenes together, Streisand had abruptly announced she would deliver all her lines to actor Michael Sarrazin instead, essentially cutting Parsons out of the moment.

“You just don’t do that,” Parsons said nicely.

The Barbra Streisand-Kris Kristofferson rock-n-roll remake of A Star Is Born opened the following year, accompanied by a frenzy of bad publicity.  Both New York and New West magazines published a scathing article by the film’s director, Frank Pierson, which detailed the exasperating experience of working with the now-legendary “perfectionist” and control freak.  Even Kristofferson said, “Filming with Streisand is an experience which may have cured me of the movies.”

Critic Rex Reed called A Star Is Born ”stupid, cacophonous and unnecessary” and likened the faux rock songs to the sound of trash can lids being banged together.  (At the screening I saw, a man sitting behind me, clearly dragged there by his wife, groaned loudly during one of Barbra’s most dramatic moments, “God, what a dog!”)  Still, the movie pulled in nearly $100 million at the box office, and Streisand was rewarded with a second Oscar, for writing the Best Original Song, “Evergreen.”

I was glad for Barbra, but even at that young age I didn’t think “Evergreen” deserved any awards.  The song was just another one-note Top 40 ballad, with no drama, no story.  I missed the formula of Barbra’s old repertoire, the predictable-but-oh-so-satisfying rollercoaster rise and fall of her interpretations.  But musical tastes were changing, and Streisand wasn’t about to let the parade pass her by.

Not even I could bring myself to see her next film, the tacky boxing comedy, The Main Event.  But there was no escaping the horrendous disco theme song that was so beneath Babs’s talent.  Suddenly, Barbra didn’t seem to be calling the shots anymore; she seemed to have given up and given in – pimping out her unique voice just to stay in the game.

It was over.  I was done.

I didn’t go out of my way to see another Streisand film until The Prince of Tides (1991), which she both starred in and directed.  Based on the novel by Pat Conroy, the non-musical drama about the relationship between a Manhattan psychiatrist (Babs) and a tormented Southerner (Nick Nolte) was pretty heavy stuff - except whenever Barbra’s legs and nails got in the frame.  Pushing 50, Barbra seemed determined to prove to the world that she was still “hot.”  And yes, she looked great.

But she had sacrificed an otherwise serious film in order to be ogled by, as Norma Desmond put it, those wonderful people out there in the dark.  Was there no one advising this lady?

Looking back – i.e. her liner notes for the album Lazy Afternoon - Streisand seemed increasingly preoccupied with her personal feelings (as opposed to musical interpretations), her looks, and in particular her nails.  By the mid-1990s, almost all traces of the resourceful underdog from Brooklyn had been lost under a golden patina of narcissistic New Age softness.  During the making of Yentl, Streisand had been outspoken about reconnecting with her Jewish roots.  How had that reawakening given way to this cautious wax figure?

Again, I felt let down.  Someone who had once been a lifeline seemed to be disappearing before my eyes.  Where was my old street fighter?  While Judy Garland remained true to herself to the bitter end, a riveting mess – and the ghoulish “lost” recordings of Maria Callas, while harsh, continued to serve as phrasing blueprints for less-intelligent opera singers – Streisand’s vocalizing lost much of its spontaneity and intensity.  It seemed the more she shared select intimacies about her “self,” the more untouchable and less compelling she became as an artist.

Did success spoil Barbra Streisand – or, like many Americans, was her focus forever changed by the attacks of September 11th, 2001?

Shortly after that dreadful day, the star began using her official website, www.barbrastreisand.com, to post her now-infamous “Truth Alerts” (”for clarifying significant errors in credible media so that such distortions do not become accepted as truth, as might be the case if they were unchallenged”) and to blog about current events (i.e. against fear-mongering conservatives mostly) – paving the way for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell and, more recently, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Here are some relatively benign samplings (taken out of context, yes, but characteristic nonetheless):

*  “The fact that nearly every major news institution in this country is owned by a large corporation indicates that liberal media simply does not exist anymore.”  Excuse me, Ms. Streisand, but have you watched CBS, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CNN or read the NYT lately?

*  “The press does not criticize Republican actors Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Charlton Heston for expressing their strongly-held political opinions.”  Excuse me, Ms. Streisand, but I never once heard anyone in the press do anything but call Reagan senile, Schwarzenegger stupid, and Heston a bigot.

*  “Who is Sarah Palin?…  I know she’s a beauty pageant runner-up who is a gun totin’ extremist in her views on the environment, religion, women’s choice and the separation of church and state.”  Excuse me, Ms. Streisand, but please see response to first excerpt.

*  “The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth.  If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country.”  Excuse me, Ms. Streisand, but the lack of humanity, the close-mindedness, and the increasingly lemming-like state of our populace isn’t all the fault of one channel (Fox News).

In addition to shilling for Dennis Kucinich’s impeach Cheney resolution, Barbra also offers the great uninformed (that’s you) links to some of her favorite even-handed websites such as the Daily Kos, Crooks and Liars, The Huffington Post, Truthout.org, and the Center for American Progress.  (Guess she blanked on Big Hollywood.)

In 2003, Babs was back in the headlines when she sued California environmentalist Kenneth Adelman for $50 million.  His crime: taking an aerial photograph of her Malibu estate and posting it online – along with 11,999 other such shots - as part of the California Coastal Records Project documenting erosion.

Claiming the single photo jeopardized her privacy, the woman who established the Streisand Chair on Global Climatic Change at the Environmental Defense Fund – and who, according to Prince of Tides author Pat Conroy, “lives like Marie Antoinette” - achieved the exact opposite: more than 420,000 curious people clicked on the website for a glimpse of her mansion.

Backfiring of this magnitude became known as “The Streisand Effect.”

Then, in 2006, Barbra made news again during her umpteenth farewell tour.  Between songs, the star indulged in a drawn-out Bush-bashing comedy skit featuring a ”W” impersonator (not Josh Brolin).  (Note: two years earlier, Streisand had been the first Hollywood star to threaten to leave the country if Bush won reelection.  She didn’t follow through.)  Fans, some of whom had taken out loans on their homes in order to afford the best $1000 seats, wanted to hear the great Streisand sing – not lecture them.

But when her audience voiced its disapproval, what did Barbra do?  She lashed out with a very un-New Agey “Shut the f*ck up!”  Here’s the video:


Yes, the street fighter was back – only this time she wasn’t fighting for the hoi polloi, she was trying to shout them down.  All of this was having a real Streisand Effect on me.

For instance, I wondered why this world-famous Jewess, who breathed damning fire onto the leaders of her own country, didn’t instead use her high profile to denounce the barbaric ideology that had declared war on us.  Why wasn’t Streisand out there, front and center, raising her vocal cords in support of women in Islamic countries, who aren’t treated as well as American pets?

Why wasn’t she defending the gays – without whom she wouldn’t have a career - who were daily being shunned in Dubai, brutalized in Palestine, executed in Iran?  Gay marriage is great, but how about fighting for our lives?  Between AIDS (which Babs has raised money for) and Islam, the battle isn’t over yet.

Had no one invited Barbra to join Nicole Kidman, Michael Douglas, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and 76 other Hollywood hot shots and lend her name to a full-page newspaper ad condemning the civilian casualties in Israel and Lebanon caused by Hamas and Hezbollah?  Just asking.

Maybe the so-called “War on Terror” was too closely linked with Babs’s own personal Taliban, the Bush administration.  In 2006, the singer cancelled a performance in Jerusalem for an event honoring the 60th anniversary of the Jewish state.  Streisand offered no reason why she bowed out, but the Israeli newspaper Maariv quoted unidentified officials who suggested she had changed her mind because President George W. Bush was planning to visit at the same time.

A diva of her stature could shed plenty of light on the new wave of anti-Semitism sweeping the globe and on the millions of people still living in the dark shadow of militant Islam.  That’s a Streisand effect I’d like to see.  But maybe that’s too much to ask from the self-proclaimed feminist who reportedly demands that fresh rose petals be scattered in her toilet bowl when she’s on the road.  Then again, maybe she’s just scared (you can’t sing very well if you lose your head – literally).

Finally, in December 2008, Babs came face-to-face with her longtime nemesis - the war-mongering Leader of the Free World she hailed as ”frightening” – at the Kennedy Center Honors.  But “W’ turned out to be far from the monster she’d been fantasizing about for so many years.

As she confessed on her website: “It was just as surprising to me, as it apparently was to the press, that upon meeting President Bush and extending my hand to him, he said to me, ‘Aw c’mon, gimme a hug and a kiss,’ and then he proceeded to embrace me…. I must say, I found him very warm and completely disarming… even though I think he was kissing me hello as I was kissing him goodbye.” 

Still, Streisand couldn’t resist getting in one last dig about his wink (”which he must have passed on to Sarah Palin”).  Did she ever stop to consider just how many of her die-hard fans probably voted for the man?

Having avoided the hyper-immortality that comes with junkiedom and early death – that kind that keeps Garland, Billie Holiday and Edith Piaf selling records from beyond the grave - Barbara Joan Streisand, formerly of Brooklyn, has instead blossomed into a healthy, wealthy high priestess of a new Democratic regime that’s no longer of the working people (unless they’re “undocumented,” of course), but serves mostly to soothe the collective guilty conscious of the Oprah class.

What’s the saying?  “Old limousine liberals never die, they just fade away.”  (The real Marie Antoinette didn’t have that option.)  Celebrities today are the vanguard in a new kind of bourgeois revolution – the real downside of capitalism run amok.

Barbra Streisand is now just another privileged star whose work – like that of Rosie O’Donnell, Tina Fey, and 9/11 Truther Christine Ebersole - this gay fan, for one, can no longer enjoy.  Because once a performer, no matter how great, trades in the stage for the pretentious platform of liberal evangelism, there’s no coming back.  The peasants aren’t that forgiving.

But thanks for the memories.

Walking past the outdoor patio of a gay club just the other night, I noticed all the patrons’ heads turned in the same direction, transfixed by an image on the big video screen inside.  It was Streisand, belting out the the final scene of On a Clear Day – still fresh, vibrant, powerful.  Nearly four decades later, that nostalgic clip of the amazing 28-year-old misfit could still silence a room.

That’s the way I choose to remember her.