Review: Clooney’s ‘Men Who Stare at Goats’ Biased but Amusing
by Carl KozlowskiGive the military-industrial complex an unlimited budget, and it’ll find unlimited ways to kill people. From megaton nuclear missiles to Donald Rumsfeld’s allegedly humane, small-scale nuclear “bunker busters,” and from robot soldiers to Barack Obama’s beloved predator drone planes, our nation’s finest scientific minds will find ever-newer ways to obliterate anything that gets in the path of the American Way.

Of course, our enemies do the best they can on the killing front as well, and at one point it was widely believed that the Soviets were engaged in training soldiers in psychic warfare. British journalist Jon Ronson stumbled across America’s response to those mental-murder programs and wrote about them extensively in his humorous nonfiction book “The Men Who Stare at Goats.”
Now, with the help of screenwriter Peter Straughan, who has invented a streamlined story in which to connect the book’s hilarious and almost impossibly wild anecdotes, “Goats” has hit the nation’s movie screens. Fast-moving, funny, and supremely subversive entertainment of a kind that Hollywood rarely takes chances with anymore, it also arrives at a rich historical moment, as President Obama’s own decision on whether to surge or pull troops out of Afghanistan hangs in the imminent balance.
In the film, Ewan McGregor heads off to the Mideast in the hopes of awakening the boring slumber of his life as reporter Bob Wilton in a small-city daily paper by crossing into Iraq and covering the war there. But all his efforts actually leave him stranded outside the country, until one night when he meets a man named Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), who claims he was part of an experiment program training for psychiatric warfare years before.
The goal was to create a group of “warrior monks” called the New Earth Army, which would be able to read an enemy’s thoughts, walk through solid walls and even kill goats by staring at them. The leader of this improbable mission was Bill Django, a former hippie turned military official who truly wanted to find a less deadly way to engage in battle and who is brought to vividly hilarious life by Jeff Bridges in a role akin to his lovably shaggy stoner in “The Big Lebowski.”
Wilton and Cassady eventually discover that Django is being held, along with other former psychic soldiers, in a secret training camp run by renegade fellow psychic Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey). Wilton must ultimately figure out how to get out from between Django’s forces of oddball goodness and Hooper’s nefarious intentions. The result keeps the dialogue snappy and the twists coming fast, as Clooney’s producing partner Grant Heslov proves to be a steadily creative hand at the wheel of the film.
The result is a film that enlightens as well as entertains, giving viewers a look at one of the strangest movements in American military history while making sure they have plenty to laugh about along the way. All the performances are expertly shaded at just the right level to avoid becoming over-the-top farce, and things move along at an exciting clip.
Take a look at the track record of Clooney and Bridges, and it’ll be easy to surmise that the film takes a left-leaning slant on the events at hand. But enter with an open mind , people of all political persuasions will have a rowdy night at the movies while having plenty to talk about afterwards.




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No wonder that people think remote viewing is real, but then if you throw enough at the wall some will stick.
The Men Who Stare at Goats was a lousy book–a completely incomprehensible mishmash that tried to draw connections between things that weren't really connected. It read like the work of a reporter who thought he was onto something, wasn't, but owed the publisher a book so had to turn in what he had. If the movie even makes sense, they probably threw the book out the window.
The reason I read it was because I'm a huge fan of Jon Ronson's first book, Them: Adventures With Extremists. I highly recommend it to BH readers. Ronson's a liberal, but (at least in this book) a fair one. It's hilarious and deeply disturbing simultaneously.
The idea of trying to unlock possible abilities from our minds isn't that far fetched. Though I think we're porbably a long ways off of ever actually doing anything of any worth from it.
There are a few actors who have crossed the line with me and I won't spend one nickel on their films. George Clooney ranks near the top of actors so full of themeselves I have lost any desire to see him in anything.
Wild horses couldn't drag me to see a movie with Clooney in it.
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Not one penny of mine goes to George Clooney. Chalk it up to my "closed" mind.
Biased?! Surely you jest.
Clooney…NO
I believe George Clooney is the "compassionate" liberal who mocked Charlton Heston's Alzheimer's disease. Lifetime boycott.
I did not know that. Me too.
You know something, I'm kind of tired of people making the military look like buffoons, baby killers, robbers, rapists, etc etc etc. I'm going to take a pass on this one.
He won't be getting any of my money. Neither will Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ted Danson or any of those idiots who are in bed with communism. Which means most of Hollywood these days. Their leftist movies are just not worth going to see anymore. And the idiots can't figure out why the sales are falling. They are so dense. Most of America is conservative and especially those who have children. We are fed up with Sex, drugs and leftist politics in our movies. Give us a good movie with a plot and forget your politics. There are certain directors who will never get a cent of my money again, I don't care how good the movie is.
Clooney is already off-putting. Clooney in a military uniform is a guarantee that I'll never see this film.
Another $8.50 I'll save
No see, no buy, no rent. I love Jeff Bridges, but he made the mistake of being in a movie with George Clooney.
Im tired of the Miltitary being used as a villain or punchline. Its obvious to me that very few people in Hollywood have any respect for the men and women who volunteer.
Up next is the Toby McGuire movie where he's a returning vet and goes psycho.
Honestly, is Michael Bay the only one who treats the military with respect because he wants to blow shit up?
What's with the mustache?
Hollywood only does military movies to denigrate and mock in some way our soldiers.
Clooney did that nasty piece, "Three Kings" of US soldiers going AWOL when they find some gold.
In real life, US soldiers in Iraq stumbled on literally millions of dollars stashed by Saddam, secured it, and the US military gave it back to the Iraqi people by using it to fund new water lines, school repairs, all sorts of useful things for the community.
No movie for those guys, just this crapola.
If this film were made ten years ago with Jeff Bridges in Clooney's role, I'd see it.
But yeah, I will never pay anything to see a Clooney film, especially not in theaters.(well, if it was a small voice-role like in the South Park movie, maybe, I might be dragged to see Mr. Fox).
Clooney is just a jackass.
Uhhh…no, thanks…
Please don't tell me Jeff Bridges is one of the suckheads. I'll wait for this on HBO.
THESE F**KING ACTORS ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!!
NO Thanks I will pass. Save myself some money..
Sounds terrible, wouldn't watch it on a dare. Would like to clunk Clooney & Bridge's heads together Three Stooges style. As an aside, I'd really like to smash Matt Damon in his obnoxious little face for his entire body of work.
Yet another movie by George C. Loony ridiculing the military?
Mmmmmmm, I don't think so.
The mustache is trimmed to Army specs.
"Mustaches are permitted; if worn, males will keep mustaches neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy. …and no portion of the mustache will cover the upper lip line or extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from the corners of the mouth." http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/army/a/armygroomin...
Makes for a strange mustache, I never wore one while I was in.
I'm with you, hopefully Michael Yon can write the movie on Afghanistan.
<<Would like to clunk Clooney & Bridge's heads together Three Stooges style.>> Best insult ever! LOL
Aaron Pierce from "24" is in the film. 'What is this goat doing here? Why is it in handcuffs and why wasn't I told about it?'
What's with this "reviewer" Carl? Is he some kind of liberal mole in the Big Hollywood ranks? He's never met a left-leaning movie he didn't like.
It's obvious to everybody here that this Goat movie is an attack on the US military. And yet because it might have a laugh or two, he gives it his golden seal of approval. Why bother posting here? This review could find a congenial home at the Huffington Post.
I remember an early ad for the Goat movie showed Clooney running over an Arabic-looking man while Clooney shouted, "We're from America! We're trying to help you!" (Yes, I had to hold my sides in, I was laughing so hard at that one.) But more recent iterations of the ad omit the "We're from America" part.
Apparently the focus groups, or common sense, or whatever, told them that mocking the blood sacrifice of thousands of US soldiers doesn't necessarily go over all that well with Americans. So they cut that line out (of the ads, at least — I'm sure it's still in the movie, waiting like a mugger in a dark alley). The newer ads try to make Goats look like a zany, apolitical comedy, rather than the latest version of such box office smashes as Rendition/Lions for Lambs/Valley of Elah/Redacted/Syriana.
All box office evidence to the contrary, Hollywood continues to invest millions in the notion that Americans are so stupid, they will flock to movies that spit in their own eye. Want an easy prediction? The Goats movie bombs. And I don't need any special powers to figure that one out.
"Three Kings" shows US soldiers stealing millions of dollars worth of gold, but then choosing to give it all up to save the lives of dozens of Iraqi civillians. It's a pretty good story of redemption and an ultimately positive view of American soldiers. Perhaps you should watch films before criticising them.
Since it's based on a true story, don't you think it's a valid "attack?" Are you saying that you believe the funding of these projects was money well spent, or that we should just never mention it because if it makes the military look stupid, then it should be concealed? They are not infallible, and people should know that this stuff takes place.
Also, they probably cut the "we're Americans" line for speed, as it's pretty obvious that this it true about Clooney, whether we says it or not.
yeah I am the same way, I refuse
Sorry, my contempt for the anti-American Clooney Tunes would never allow me to enjoy the movie. Clooney Tunes; always tearing America down, to me this is not funny and besides, there are allot of Indie flicks and rising movie directors and producers out there ready to shove Hollywood aside when America has finally gotten fed up with the political statements, so it's not as if Clooney Tunes or Humpback Moore has a monopoly on movies. Hollywood has gone to sh*t in the last 10 years. Besides, what makes an overly hairy man with an overbite and mediocre acting skills in demand?
how is this movie not yet another of Clooney's movies mocking the US military or US government? he's done it before, time and time again. this movie was made to with one goal in mind… that the punchline of the joke is the military. you can write a good script and make it seem like a screwball comedy, but ultimately, the central theme is one that mocks the very people who are putting their lives on the line to defend his right to mock them. except of course that he now lives in Italy. Clooney is truly one of the most subversive leftists in Hollywood. he's made it his mission to make movie after movie that belittle this country, its people, its goverment, its military, and its institutions. meanwhile, he indoctrinates all those empty-headed actors who work with him into becoming outspoken libtards. he really is the pied piper of Hollywood's "new" left. just look at all of his co-stars from the Ocean's 11 remakes that came out politically after working with him. Julia Roberts. Matt Damon. Brad Pitt. Don Cheadle. before working with him, most of them didn't venture into the political area. now, they won't shut up about politics.
More anti- American anti- Military nonsense from George Clooney who made Syriana right before the Iraq war hoping to to inflame Arab hatred and get more American boys killed.
Treasonous Rat Bast**D
Agreed. This looks like the kind of film that would appeal to me, but George Clooney in it ruins it. I would not be able to believe he was the character. He's just George Clooney, celebrity, hypocrite and loud mouth dumbard.
If we go to see this film, then we will truly be the "Men (and women) Who Stare At Goats". No thanks.
Was George Clooney ever in the military? It seems the millionaire socialist keeps accepting roles that allow him to live out his little fantasy of being a REAL man in uniform….much like Kim Jong Il.
My TV viewing is limited to sports (tennis and football mostly), a few series (Bones, NCIS, The Forgotten, Fringe), the history channel and news, so I never saw "ER" or whatever series Clooney was in. When he first broke into film, I saw "O, Brother" (a great movie) and the thing with Jennifer Lopez. I thought he was a strange choice for an actor, a seedy looking guy who always looks like he needs a bath, not particularly talented but not particularly untalented either (ala Matt Damon, Sarah Jessica whateverherlastnameis) ). Then I encountered George C. Looney, the Blowhard politician who came across as dumber than a stick.
I don't go to any film he's in, some because of his politics and propensity for propagandizing in movies, but mostly because I wouldn't go to see a movie with Newt Gingrich or Nancy Pelosi in it. They're politicians. So's George C. Looney.
True. I was going to include that in something I'm writing but found out that Clooney actually apologized and Heston excepted.
Well, I'm glad of that. He manned up. But he still has to many demerits for me to spend money on his films.
Meawhile…
Saw the DVR'd "V" last night. LOVED IT!
Isn't Brad Pitt in bed with a libertarian?
Other then sports if I stopped watching every show made by a liberal or every one with a liberal actor or actress I would be forced to watch just the following:
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Also I would only be able to watch shows on TV that are based on science or biology without a liberal agenda like:
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Ok that leaves the news:
sigh…..
Sometimes you need to remember who someone really is and stick to your principles. I don't believe I will be trading mine for some cheap shot entertainment with a cast of guys I wouldn't give the sweat off my nards to even if they were dying of thirst in the desert. Even the title says volumes about the intent.
I will never contribute any money towards ANY THING Clooney is involved with. I wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire!
Carl! Are you so desperate for entertainment that you are willing to sell out to see a movie that denigrates the military and stars Loonie Clooney, the suck-azz leftie? I am sorry to see Jeff Bridges stooped this low. Give me a break! I won't be viewing this piece of crap.
Not one motherf_cking cent.
If we really wanted to win this culture war besides just bitc*h and whine about the liberals and communist destroying everything from our military to our familes, then we could do so less in less than 48 hours. How? Simple… but apparently so shocking that when you mention it you get a blank glassy eyed stare and silence. What is it? Its taking the advice of the opposition…if you do not like it, turn it OFF..no one is forcing you to watch. If half..just half of every church congregation in this country signed a pledge on Sunday morning to call the cable TV company on Monday morning and cancel that cable subscription…you would witness a political tsunami of epic proportion that would have the entertainment and news industry in such a twist..that you would see only family and traditional programming by the end of the week. Now thats a TRULY RADICAL IDEA! But we do not even have this little fortitude…do we? But what about my sports…I can't do that!
Glenn Morshower aka Aaron Pierce – the red-haired secret service guy who has been in every season of "24", the only actor to do so except KS.
Now that's funny. LOL
I would if he wasn't.
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In the first place, I've read that the book is based on dubious sources and its veracity is suspect. But even if were accurate, the issue is, the choices made by the film industry as to which stories to tell. There are literally thousands of tales of extraordinary courage and sacrifice that have occurred in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. And yet the industry chooses to make movie after movie after movie that portrays our troops as either (take your pick): rapacious bloodthirsty racists, traumatized regret-filled victims, or bumbling insensitive idiots. Does this paint an overall truthful picture of our military? Or does it say more about what Hollywood thinks of our troops?
I'm not asking Hollywood to depict our troops as flawless saints. But saying that it has to be one or the other is a false dichotomy. There are tales to tell that would reveal the best of the human spirit. Instead, they insist on showing only the worst. Is it too much to ask for a little balance, a little (dare I say it) nuance?
Perhaps they do not give a rats a$$ about a little balance, hmmm? Besides, you will watch it anyway…make a little noise on a conservative web site and they will get richer and more powerful and so it goes on and on. I do not want balance… as if truth is relative or were making a cake..perhaps a little more sugar and less flavoring. I want the frigin truth! What they have offered is propaganda, lies, and distortions.
If you're going to censor yourself, you might want to wait 'til it plays on TBS.
Kyle Smith's review is up. I am shocked, SHOCKED to discover that George C. Loony's latest military-bashing movie is a steaming pile of crap.
Look at the picture above. What´s with the Hitler-like mustache and hair on Clooney?
"Im tired of the Miltitary being used as a villain or punchline. Its obvious to me that very few people in Hollywood have any respect for the men and women who volunteer."
"It's obvious to everybody here that this Goat movie is an attack on the US military… that mocking the blood sacrifice of thousands of US soldiers doesn't necessarily go over all that well with Americans"
Speaking as a vet- do lighten up. Anyone who has served knows that the fighters (the "teeth") usually get the job done in spite of the bureaucratic REMFs (the much larger "tail")- and that the Pentagon like any other bureaucracy is chock-full of chickensh!t and idiotic bright ideas from pencil-pushing geeks. Bitching (and joking)about the neck-deep crap is standard military recreation. This psychic business is just the sort of thing soldiers and sailors *will* roll their eyes and crack some jokes over.
Excellent observation. I noticed it as well… immediately. My god, they really think we are stupid.
I don't know anything about Jeff Bridges' politics and you don't see him doing PSAs or being invited to the White House. Some actors just need to work (see: Caine, Michael).
Sad to say that I went to see this piece of crap. Save your money and your time. Don't watch it on HBO. Don't rent it. Change the channel when the trailer comes on.
I was hoping for a quirky, odd movie along the lines of Princess Bride or O Brother. Instead, I got a rather dull movie in which most of the funny parts were featured in the trailer.
And in the end, yes, it turned into an anti-war, anti-military piece that disgusted me. Basically it was this – LSD, Good. Military, Bad.
saw this movie yesterday..don't remember anything about it…except it gave me a chance to stare at Ewan McGregor for 90 mins……Ewan>Clooney….anyday….
DITTO!
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