California To Ban TV: But Not For Good Reason (like there’s nothing decent to watch)
by Chuck DeVoreWhy is it that many government agency names are oxymoronic? How much new water has the California Department of Water Resources delivered in the past couple of decades? How much energy has the federal Department of Energy or the California Energy Commission produced or encouraged?
It should come as no surprise that in 2009, an era when the L.A. Basin’s air quality bureaucracy, the SCAQMD, wants to ban dark cars because they need more air conditioning in the summer, that the California Energy Commissariate is drafting an order to outlaw TVs. (Perhaps if our TVs had one state-approved channel they would relent.)
Why is the California Energy Commission (CEC), a Gov. Jerry Brown creation, wanting to ban television sets? Well, it seems that a honking 48-inch plasma screen, that bright symbol of the bygone days of conspicuous consumption and purveyor of drooling vacuity, uses too much electricity, and electricity production makes too much greenhouse gas emissions (at least in America, where half of our electricity comes from coal – in France, a plasma screen would emit nary a CO2 molecule as the TVs there are nuclear powered).
The CEC plan, contained in a dry-sounding reported entitled, “December 2008 Draft Efficiency Standards for Televisions” proposes to ban about 200 television models. This regulatory diktat would conservatively result in 4,600 more lost jobs in the California retail industry as consumers switch to smuggling 50-inch plasmas into the state via the Internet, resulting in another $50 million in lost tax revenue (does anyone see the irony in Al Gore’s invention being used to pump up carbon emissions?).
Of course, television sets, just as with dishwashers and refrigerators, are getting more efficient all the time, a process that the free marker excels at on its own – at least it used to, before the age of AIG, bailouts, and executive compensation caps. TV manufacturers pour millions of dollars into innovation yearly and are making sets that automatically use less energy in a darkened room and switch off standby mode after a period of disuse.
But, rather than let nature and consumer choice take its course, the CEC must be seen as acting. For bureaucracies that don’t act are soon acted upon by politicians.
Greens grumble that old-TVs (many of which are still in service – when I was a kid, we had one black and white TV in the apartment – how quaint) only produce 220 pounds of carbon dioxide emissions per year. Larger plasma screens produce 880 pounds though. Hence, they must be banned. Unsaid is the fact that, if anything decent were being produced for television, emissions would skyrocket. On this basis NBC should make out like a bandit with a carbon cap-and-trade program since their sole show in the prime-time top-20 Nielsen ratings is rated an energy-saving #20, translating weak viewership into an Earth-friendly virtue, and a few million tons of valuable carbon credits.
Another sure way to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from plasma TVs is to reduce the electricity driving them from coal or natural gas, which powers 60 percent of California’s grid, and use instead, nuclear power, which has 55 times less emissions than coal and 30 times less than natural gas. Thus, a nuclear-powered plasma screen would emit an environmentally-conscious 18 pounds of CO2 per year – far less than a coal-fired black and white vacuum tube set.
Few Californians know that the Golden State is the most electrically efficient in America. The CEC would be proud to tell us that. What they don’t want us to know is that half of our per capita energy consumption savings over the past 30 years has come from the evisceration of California’s manufacturing base – it seems that not making stuff saves energy (ignoring the fact that we still consume stuff that we now just import from coal-fired China). No wonder California’s North Coast is now meeting the 30 percent greenhouse gas emission reduction target set by 2006’s landmark AB 32 – unemployed people don’t emit much CO2 (unless they’re at home watching a banned TV).
Assemblyman Chuck DeVore (R-Irvine) is a candidate for U.S. Senate in 2010 and a retired Army National Guard lieutenant colonel.







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This is where hypocritical hollywood can come in and SAVE THE DAY. All they would have to do is make a law that the "celebutards" could only have FIVE flat screen tvs in their mansions instead of 40 or 50. Problem solved.
California should just cut to the chase and ban all activity. That or mandate that all new power plants operate on the concept of wishful thinking. . . they can burn hopes and dreams.
Perhaps it's time for California to become the environmentalist utopia, we'll have the entire state declared federal protected wilderness. They can gather nightly for their communal feast of gathered berries and pine needles, singing songs while huddled around a pile of still-warm solar-reflector heated rocks, before heading off to their mud huts as darkness falls. And those remaining Californians can experience what it truly means to be flyover country.
There is something in the air here that makes most residents glaze over. The state has the highest tax burden in the nation and runs a 40 Billion deficit. The govt unions run the show, as to the greens. I am out of here is property values ever stabilize.
Fat chance.
That is the extremist view of all the enviroterrorists. Succinctly stated. Well done!!!
I love the movies…always have.
And, I love electronic “toys.”
I also live here in the “Peoples Republik of Kalifornia”
I pick and choose of course, which movies I want to watch for home consumption.
So I invested in my “Home Entertainment Theater Room” last year which consists of:
A 61 inch rear projection. Samsung HiDef TeeVee,
Sony surround sound system, with Bose speakers
DVR system; 2 XBox 360’s, (so I can play co-op with my boys) and all the little electronic “thingy’s” that tie into my system.
I keep them all turned on almost 24/7.
I intend to leave as big of a ”carbon footprint” behind me as possible, just to pi$$ the Eco-Nazis off.
“They can pry my big screen TeeVee from my cold dead fingers.”
I’m all prepared and just waiting for the “Zombie Apocalypse” to begin.
Oh, and I’m thinking of having my cars all painted black too.
Not Over.
That's just crazy. But I sense that our new Congressional Overlords are keen to follow the California model when it comes to national governance. Expect then to be coming to your house to grab your toys soon. I swear our politicians have forgotten from whom their powers derive and we aren't helping matters any by neglecting to remind them.
Hypocritical oath:
Environmentalists , first ban thyselves..
Or get a frickin life.
I've been to California and I know there are cliffs out there next to the ocean. Now, if we could just single out the leader of this Libtard herd and get him (her? it?) running toward the cliff….
Lemmings. They are nothing but lemmings. Find the leader and get 'em going. That will solve this problem.
How thoughtful of California to provide so many bootleg/black market opportunities to its citizens in these tough economic times.
Of course, if you want to get to the root of this farce, you have to acknowledge that CO2 is not a "greenhouse" gas, and that nature has a great built-in mechanism in plant life ready and willing to deal with increased CO2 levels that will be a benefit for all mankind.
I swear, leftards have absolutely no historical memory – only a hysterical proclivity – because when I was in high school, we were facing another ice age and had only 25 years of oil left (According to some of these same leftards who are still crying wolf today!). That was thirty years ago. What happened? Well, carbureators were replaced by fuel injection and more oil was discovered. Now, hybrids are nearly – but not quite – economically viable (They still require government subsidies and tax breaks), and electronics are becoming ever more efficient as well. More? NEW TECH THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT WILL INEVITABLY APPEAR!
Oh, and I'm going to drive a full-sized, four-door, 4×4, BLACK pickup truck until the day I frakking die!
Leftards are so stupid that every time they blink it's a brand new day with no memory of any previous.
My Dad has always said the rest of the country needs to take our picks and shovels and go try to help the San Andreas fault to hurry up.
I have a pick and shovel. Who can loan me a wheel barrow?
The Left: Not happy unless they're tellin' ya what to do.
What's next? No dancing in town?
"Even if this was not a law, which it is, I'm afraid I would have a lot of difficulty endorsing an enterprise which is as fraught with genuine peril as I believe this one to be. Besides the
liquor and the drugsgood times and intelligent conversation which always seem to accompany such an event the thing that distresses me even more, Ren, is thespiritual corruptionenvironmental destruction that can be involved. These dances and this kind of music can be destructive, and, uh, Ren, I'm afraid you're going to find most of the people in our community are gonna agree with me on this. "Same tune, different lyrics.
No just the opposite. Forced exercise! Put everyone in California on a treadmill for a few hours a day and hook it up to the power grid. Problem solved. Melding energy production with reduction with health care costs – California Energy & Exercise Coalition For the Production of Electricity and Waistline Reduction.
If they take away my TV doesn't that mean I don't have to listen to or watch Our Dear Leader anymore. Won't this mean that the All Obama All The Time Networks (aka ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC etc.) will go way too. Hmmm, maybe there's something positive in all of this?
I love SOUTHERN California. We got surf, sun, fewer uptight people than the north, black cars and Plasma TV's. Chuck, you got my vote for the Senate seat.
I love my state, north, central, and south, but it has truly gone insane the last ten or so years. One of the key problems? People don't pay enough attention to state politics.
Making economic decisions that affect an entire country's economy based on tea leaf prognostications, slick marketing, dubious science, knee-jerk reaction and a desire to feel a false sense of activism is completely insane by any reasonable standard. In fact not only is it insane, but it's the real definition of "Voodoo Economics" in my opinion.
Nothing surprises me with this stupid state. After all this is where other bureaucrats (CARB) want to ban the sale of black cars.
That's what never ceases to amuse me, the radical environmentalists are opposed to any idea for practically any energy source that a conservative puts out there. Coal plants will cause us all to burn up and die, or cause a nuclear (collier?) winter depending on what the prevailing panic of the day is. Oil is unsustainable, and even if we drilled now it wouldn't be available for 10 years, and they've been saying that since the '70s which means we would have been getting some oil for a couple decades now had they done it at the time. Nuclear? That's -right out- because everyone knows that nuclear power will kill us all, even thinking about implementing it will give you terminal brain cancer. Natural gas? It's explosive! So all of our current sources of power aside from hydroelectric are just downright evil, and I'm sure there's some beef with hydro coming up soon, it probably causes a drop in fertility of tawny beavers or some nonsense.
It's not just the established conventional power sources that they hate. The things you'd think they'd back many are against as well. Wind power? They say it kills birds and blocks the Kennedy's views. Solar power? Kills turtles and probably blinds at least 3 sparrows a week. And on and on.
So what does that leave us with? The "New Green" technologies that will make everything perfect of course. But when you ask them what they are all you get as an answer is: New Green Technologies(tm) without any notion of what they possibly could be, but if we just throw a few more hundred billion at them it'll all come out perfect…
A case could be made that they're burning up hopes and dreams already, because that's what a lot of people's 401Ks were. I like the concept in general though, we need to get Top People working on the Angst Engine to power the state, and then the rest of the country, because that's definitely a limitless resource that's easy to tap, Hollywood alone could power the entire West Coast along with a healthy chunk of Arizona and Nevada.
Now that's funny! And you may be on to something there.
My goal isn't to pass on a carbon footprint, I want to leave a Grand Canyon sized carbon chasm.
And if they even think of trying to take away my black helicopter I'm going to be really pis…I mean, nothing to see here move along.
Yesterday the People's Republic of California dercreed that all black cars will be banned- for global warming nonsense; something to do with reflectivity and needing more energy to cool them and what have you… no joke, starting in 2011. So, for all your consumer and car related goods, call us here in Illinois- oops! Obama's home state will probably be next…
Assemblyman Chuck –
Your essays are an urgent "S.O.S." from the belly of the beast – modern American politics.
'Golani' rightfully identifies the danger as "real voodoo economics".
We are being slowly smothered in incomprehensible laws and regulations.
If we do not FIGHT, we will lose more and more of our LIBERTY and our ability to THINK .
Fortunately, one sure way to tell the GOOD GUYS from the BAD exists.
The BAD GUYS have NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
Thankfully, YOU DO.
KEEP IT COMING, Lt. COLONEL. This BATTLE is ON!
You're in peak form this morning, Golani.
"tea leaf prognostications"
"black helicopter"
and I really love the
"Angst Engine"
Great stuff. Go Golani Go!
The Democrat Party has become the party of senseless hysteria and hyperventilating girly men. Ironically the party of weakness has all the power.
Not to worry, Bill. Once the liberals figure out that banning black cars is racist, this little flap will be all over.
Oh, Bev is right — what about all those California beautiful bodies always working out and going to the gym and having plastic surgery — they could be powering at least MOST of the state, couldn't they? And just take their TVs away, period. They need to keep on exercising, not being a couch potato watching giant televisions.
In California, the Democrats control every major elective office except the governorship. As soon as Ahnuld Shriver realizes he registered with the wrong party, it will be a 100% sweep. Once having established absolute control, they can then move on to the two-party system we have here in San Francisco—the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks.
Well, I say, "When all big screen TV's are outlawed, only outlaws will have big screen TVs."
(Or something like that.)
Was that another of your anti-Obama cracks? Burn hopes? And burn the dreams from his father? I did notice recently that the bureaucrats in Sacramento are going over the voter rolls looking for anyone with an R registration. I think they found the new fuel source.
yeah, and the Republicans there are Fabian socialists so no help there, either…
As any good liberal can tell you Golani, the Angst Engine already exists, but Big Oil bought up the patent and won't let anyone see it. Apparently, the Angst Engine produces 2 watts per outrage. Unfortunately, it also creates a pound of BS per watt.
Back in the old days, California was the citrus capital of the world. We had gigantic groves of lemming trees. We raised oranges, too. Then the racist capitalists came along, destroyed the orange and lemming trees, putting poor Mexican farm workers on the unemployment line. But I'm sure we'll soon have a new commission in Sacramento to solve that problem, too.
Obama crack? I thought it was coke.
Are the Democrats Frankie Avalon socialists?
all of this is a canard- what the real goal- and if you have been paying attention it's out there- is to Reduce Consumption. Period. Of everything. These people think earth should have a population of @ 3billion- or less than half of what it is- and all of the energy debate comes from this fulcrum. It's why none of these so-called alternatives make any sense. Wind and Solar power? NIMBY… so what's left?
We'll tell you- rationing. Of energy first, then medical, and finally food. Sound improbable? Don't bet agin' it…
No, they're Mickey Maoists.
See, you're a racist. Coke is for white people. Well, I guess you were half-right.
Lemming trees? That explains a lot my friend! ;-P
You win.
hawk –
Your 'Frankie Avalon' gag was so good, I wanted to bump your rating up to "85", but I'm posting from a library (to avoid being traced) and the rating system discounts my opinion!
Ah well, still, you're kinda funny….for a lawyer.
Not really, we ALL lose.
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Thanks. But you might as well surrender now. They'll trace you down anyway.
Shhh. They don't know about my Donald Duckist brigade yet.
hawk –
…What's with the negativity?…You're harshing my mellow…
Californians can be so hypocritical. Look at their emphasis on exercise. All those calories burned generating excess carbon dioxide and heat which causes more global warming, all that clean drinkable water transformed to sweat. Let alone the energy to make those calories they have to get rid of. Do they really worry about the environment when they're making fruit smoothies in a blender?
I'm doing my part to save the planet! I'm supporting carbon sequestering. Whenever I find tofu, I'll take it out back and bury it before it hurts someone.
Sorry, I was having one of my brief moments of despair. But then you mentioned mellow, and that cheered me up right away. I have chocolate and graham crackers, so I'm going to make samores.
I bought a 50" Plasma last week. Better spend my money before inflation comes.
And just in time for EARTH HOUR.
There'll be no need to seize your toys. Once the smart grid takes over, they'll just dial back your allotment of electricity, limit the amperage. Do you want the TV on or the computer, pick one. Of course having the heating on instead might be nice.
I heard it was more ergonomic to use giant hamster wheels.
Environmentalism is suicidal. They believe they're so advanced and enlightened in their caring, they have no kids or one at most. While those who don't care at all keep happily breeding away and raise kids who don't care either. They prefer tiny fuel-efficient cars. Those of us in big pick-up trucks are not impressed, especially when we're the only ones walking away after the crash. However it is fun watching those cars in winter, trying mightily to plow through three inch snow while rushing to the ER, and they don't take up much space when stuck at the side of the road.
I keep noticing these new flatscreens have VGA and S-video inputs, I'm using a 19" LCD TV as a monitor right now.
Is there an exemption for 50" plasma computer monitors?
I thought about using actual hamsters, but I thought PETA might object. Better to enslave people than hamsters.
"The oil and natural gas we rely on for 75 percent of our energy are running out. In spite of increased effort, domestic production has been dropping steadily at about six percent a year. Imports have doubled in the last five years. Our nation's independence of economic and political action is becoming increasingly constrained. Unless profound changes are made to lower oil consumption, we now believe that early in the 1980s the world will be demanding more oil that it can produce."
Jimmy Carter, 1977
Okay, it's because of people like you and Andrew that we need warning labels
"CAUTION – CHOKING HAZARD!!! Please do not swallow liquids while reading the following comments."
they should be so lucky- they're more post Annette feminists…
there is somewhere in the avenue of 60 triilion cubic feet of natural gas easily retrievable in Ca and Ak…
the Peanut was the first chicken little. Starving people to achieve a nebulous and dubious goal arrived at by questionable science is not the answer…
Acronym: CEECF PEW. That's why I refuse to exercise for anybody. Exercise makes you smell–PEW ! Besides, I have no energy.
There will have to be some kind of exemption for teleprompters and computer monitors 50" or more. How will Obama be able to have any press conferences in CA or appear on Leno again? You will probably be safe.
C'mon! Everybody knows that California and her environmentalists would never do anything to harm an industry. (See US Automakers.)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1a4af347eb/eco-c...
And all this time I thought Hollywood was going to provide the power with a lot of hot air.
We aim to please. Occasionally we hit something.
Ah see there's my problem, I've yet to meet a "good liberal" I keep looking but every time I find someone that may fit the bill they just disappoint me, or rather reafirm my belief that they're just that rare.
As for the Angst Engine I bet they're keeping it in a warehouse along with the plans to the electric car, the secret Buddy Holly album and flux capacitor too. Dirty Big Oil. Although I think you're underestimating the BS byproduct a bit too, I'd have thought at least 5 pounds of BS per watt, but that's just a guess.
Zing! Now that was funny!
Thank you, thank you very much. What happened was before I came on here I watched the Fox News Saturday business bloc, while at the same time going over my end of the month financial statements, which combined put me in a bit of a snarky mood. But hey if the snark fits, spew it, as my grandma always used to say.
Keep these columns coming! Brilliant!
Indeed it does, and also explains why I woke the dogs up from the noise of me laughing my head off. LOL
Not a bet I'd take, because I'm fully convinced that the hardcore environmentalists don't love nature so much as they hate humanity.
Trevor: I'm sorry you missed some of our posts over the last few days. When I realized that it would soon take a wheelbarrow full of Obamoney just to buy a loaf of bread, I cornered the market on wheelbarrows. I would be glad to sell you one, but I don't loan them—it cuts into my beer profits. The price of a wheelbarrow is now up to three kegs. Do you have the money? Oops, I mean do you have the beer?
Of course Carter didn't mention that a significant part of that drop in domestic production was the result of regulating the oil industry so heavily that it was simply cheaper to import the oil. And the fact remains that much of the reasoning for the regulations were the result of heavy environmentalist lobbying.
What I find equally ridiculous is the fact that there hasn't been a new refinery built in the US during the entire period that I've been alive. It's only by a few months, but still that's a long while to not build refineries, especially when it came to pass that we had to start importing refined products from overseas to make up the shortfall. Importing crude when it's not absolutely necessary is bad; having to import refined products because the environmental lobby basically killed any plans refineries is downright crazy.
That was the first thing I thought to myself when I heard they were specifically targeting black cars as well.
That made me laugh too, and I'm sure they'll lift the TV use rules to ensure everyone gets to see the Mickey Mao Club Show, whether they want to or not.
Mmm s'mores! Make sure you make them over an open fire too, a great big huge carbon-y open fire.
Some other posters mentioned "dark" cars as well. Can cars come in dark-skinned colors? If so, the commission will be on top of it in no time.
When you said that I completely got a "Kelly's Heroes" flashback.
I'd hope so, the last thing you want is Al Sharpton and Ward Churchill out there holding a rally in support of the oppressed Vehicles of Color. Laudable as the sentiment may be, having those 2 descend on anyone is just really not cool. Although it would be amusing to watch from a safe distance.
These people are amazing. Stupid, ridiculous and amazing. Whomever was the genius behind this stupidity needs to be beaten with his or her arm.
My father was in California with the Navy during WWII. He was a kindly, soft-spoken man. I never heard him say anything bad about anybody's ethnicity, religion, or even sexual orientation. But I do remember him telling me that Californians were absolutely nuts I guess the old guy was right.
If we could capture all the hot gases coming from the state capital building and the gatherings of all the non-elected boards and commissions Californians are held hostage by, we'd be able to power all the TV sets in the state, and still have enough left over to run a factory to actually build televisions here, which would employ people, generate taxes and increase the trade flow with the rest of the country and world.
If we could capture all the hot gases coming from the state capital building and the gatherings of all the non-elected boards and commissions Californians are held hostage by, we'd be able to power all the TV sets in the state, and still have enough left over to run a factory to actually build televisions here, which would employ people, generate taxes and increase the trade flow with the rest of the country and world.
you are of course, correct. It's how they manifest their hatred that is problematic…
They don't scare me. I'd be all over them like white on rice. Not Condoleeza, of course.
Fellow Americans, the majority in this state have lost their minds. Californians have sniffed too much glue, smoked too much pot and snorted too much cocaine; I live here, I know. This state is a lost cause; America, go on without us.
Save the planet, nuke California.
Awesome! Leave it all on, and turn the volume up for "Earth Hour" tomorrow.
I wouldn't nuke it, at least right off the bat, there are some people in California that I like quite a lot, a small minority but I'd hate to see them wind up with permanent orange afros (and before some liberal tries to call that racist, it's from "Spies Like Us" so deal) or worse when the cleansing fire hits. So I'd humbly suggest an airlift of the non-insane out of California before we do a Dr. Strangelove on the place, preferably with neutron bombs so the nice scenery remains intact, and then let the non-insane Californians move back in.
I'm doing my Co taxes – I'll see your snark and raise you three. Grrrrrrrrrrr
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Sweet. If they ask you to prove it's a monitor and not a TV, you can play your screensaver DVD for them.
There is a crisis in confidence. Right now, the stock markets are hiccuping and show no wonderful trend. I think its a precursor for the nastiness to come…. and the head cheese ain't makin' it any better.
Here's an idea. Why don't they turn their plasmas into surfboards. They may be buoyant. Imagine the picture of a pack of libs colliding into each while hanging ten on sunset beach. And the sharks would have a wonderful time.
And politicians. Or are they included as outlaws?
I'd be willing to compromise and just nuke San Fransisco. CA is a beautiful state but the liberals that infest it and the Bolsheviks and La Raza supporters that control it have run it into the ground. It is paradise lost.
I’m not sure an airlift would work. The commissars and czars in Sacrament would order anti-aircraft artillery to be used to prevent taxpayers from fleeing to freedom.
This is one shrewd dude Trevor, be careful! He’ll get you for a wheelbarrow first, there’s rattling of LH cornering the bread market. I know he’s working on a monopoly of electric power in SF in a grand scheme to take place during Earth Hour. So he now shows up on a thread about outlawing TV’s in CA, uh…hmm… is it coincidence I think not. The wise man once said, “You sell peanuts while the circus is in town,” well the circus is in town folks(Democrats and Barry) , and Lawhawk is moving in low and fast, some now call him, “Simon le Lawhawk the hoarder of Beer,” others just say, EVIL!
Stan: I need a chief enforcer. Are you available?
I’m a Georgian, and was a supporter of Carter, I’m sorry! Carter and the Democrats did so much damage in the 70’s it’s beyond belief we’re going to try it again with Barry. Think of the damage that well meaning idiot did to our economy with The Community Reinvestment Act. International affairs specifically radical Islam with the Hostage Crisis the nexus of the War on Terror, 11% unemployment, 19% interest rates on Mortgages, Stagflation, Gas shortages, Misery Indexes. We are going to have to vanquish the left in a political sweep of monumental proportions our Republic is in real danger from within. The good news Carter cured me.
So THAT'S the MSM strategy: Churn out unwatchable dreck and news programs watched by dozens of devoted fans, and then sell the rest of the market share as carbon-offset credits. Al Gore, GE and George Soros have GOT to be at the bottom of this along with ol' Moonbeam.
I want the franchise rights to the Atlanta area. I’m starting to see the brilliance to your diabolical scheme. If I was to become your enforcer, what’s in it for me?
Beer! What did you think?
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