Lonewolf Diaries: Church, State, Jesus and Obama.

It’s no secret that the term “Separation of Church and State” has been bastardized beyond recognition by today’s post-ACLU era. Of course the toolbags of Hollywood have always done their very best to warp its meaning into something more lop-sided than Gary Busy’s left eye-socket. If Thomas Jefferson had known that his private letter would have been the fulcrum to the arguments of liberal propagandists for centuries to come, I doubt that he would have written it.

Poll after poll, the United States ranks as the most “God-fearing” nation on the planet. Good on us! Whether you believe in God or not, it’s tough to deny the reality of Christian principles being an intricate part of our country’s historical fabric.

One has to ask themselves however, as arguably the last “Christian nation” around, why were our Founders so adamant about keeping the Feds grimy paws out of our churches? (more…)

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Tags: ACLU, hollywood, sean penn, Separation of Church and State, Thomas Jefferson
Posted Nov 19th 2009 at 5:40 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 265678133 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/11/19/lonewolf-diaries-church-state-jesus-and-obama/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Church%2C+State%2C+Jesus+and+Obama.2009-11-20+01%3A40%3A46Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Do ‘The Jews’ Run Hollywood?

Firstly let me say, that I love Ben Shapiro. For those who don’t know, Ben is a fellow Big Hollywood contributor, a good friend… And very Jewish. Having worked my whole life with Jews who seemed content with perpetuating the negative “Liberal Hollywood elite” stereotype, I noticed that Ben was extremely different. What is it that separates too many tinseltown Hebrews from their supposed brethren in faith?

For years, anti-Semites have used the argument that “the Jews run Hollywood.” After all, Hollywood is a cesspool of immorality, dishonesty and the mistreatment of your fellow man, so pinning the blame on the entire Jewish people would seem like an airtight case to those with deep-rooted disdain for the people (Jimmy Carter, take notes). The problem is that a lot of people don’t realize that Hollywood-centric Jews (like say, the Weinstein brothers) have very little, if anything in common with their practicing Jewish brothers and sisters. Don’t believe me? Oh, you are so gentile. Let’s take a gander at a few of the major issues. (more…)

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Tags: Ben Shapiro, hollywood, Jewish, Jewish Hollywood, Jews
Posted Oct 20th 2009 at 5:06 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 249966122 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/10/20/lonewolf-diaries-real-jews-vs-hollywood-jews/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Do+%27The+Jews%27+Run+Hollywood%3F2009-10-21+00%3A06%3A09Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Supporting The Military is Sooo Last Adminstration!

It’s no secret that the good ol’ stars and starlets of tinseltown have no respect for the men and women of our military. Much like our president, however, they’re smart enough to know that they should act as though they do.

It’s exactly why every now and then a Hollywood celebrity will say that they “support our troops but not the war” or that “these men and women shouldn’t be dying in vain.” Is anybody still fooled by those one-liners anymore? Similarly in our president’s case, it’s why he continually says that he supports our troops without giving them so much as a shred of his time. I’m sure that the men and women putting themselves in harms way will understand though. After all, he’s got a meeting with one Mr. David Letterman.

For those who haven’t yet heard, Obama has met with General Stanley McChrystal (the good man in charge of leading our honorable troops to victory in Afghanistan) only once, yes, ONCE in the last seventy days. So it seems apparent that while Obama has no time to devote to the men and women of our armed services (the same people who ultimately make him look good), he has plenty of time to devote to promoting himself.

As Barack Obama devotes more time to personal press than any other president in history (in record time to boot), it’s becoming more and more glaringly apparent… Our president is more Paris Hilton than General Patton. (more…)

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Tags: Afghanistan, Afghanistan war, David Letterman, General Patton, General Stanley McChrystal
Posted Sep 29th 2009 at 5:31 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries, Military, Politics | 23745482 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/09/29/lonewolf-diaries-supporting-the-military-is-sooo-last-adminstration/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Supporting+The+Military+is+Sooo+Last+Adminstration%212009-09-30+00%3A31%3A19Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Keep Racism Alive!

Remember the day the healing took place? Remember the day a black man was elected to office by white Americans thereby proving that any established form of racism in this country was a thing of the past? Of course you do silly, and despite what they’ll tell you… so do Liberals.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never met a Racist Conservative in my life. I’ve heard that they’re out there and I’m sure that they exist, but much like a Great White Shark or a decent Joel Schumacher film… I’ve never seen one in real life.

The truth is that a vast majority of Americans are fully on board with a post-racial America. The only problem is that conservatives were the only ones to begin treating it as a reality. They continued standing for the same things that they always had (lower taxes, more power to the individual etc.), regardless of whomever was in office. The almost acted, dare I say it… Color blind. (more…)

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Tags: Obama, race, Robert Byrd, taxes
Posted Sep 15th 2009 at 5:55 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 225390162 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/09/15/lonewolf-diaries-keep-racism-alive/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Keep+Racism+Alive%212009-09-16+00%3A55%3A15Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Mourning Dead People Who Suck

When a toolbag dies… How are you supposed to handle it? Are you supposed to honor them? Post-mortem, does a pedophile become the “greatest musician of all time”? Does a killer become an “American Icon”? Does death in itself wipe the slate clean, exempting the deceased from all judgment?  Or are you supposed to view them just as you did in life (be it good or bad)?

In my humble opinion… None of the above. Death is not only a passing on, but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one’s life. To skim through the unsavory parts (or in Kennedy/MJ’s case, skip entire chapters all together) is to do the world a disservice. How are the rest of us shmucks supposed to learn from past mistakes if we can’t even acknowledge them to begin with?

The fact that the media decided to smooch the Kennedys’ rears through the death of Ted is appalling. Not only was there no mention of the Chappaquiddick river “incident” or his character assassination of Clarence Thomas, but the coverage was carried out in a way that assumed everyone was in agreement with the man’s misguided agenda. (more…)

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Tags: Chappaquiddick, Clarence Thomas, death, mainstream media, Media bias
Posted Sep 1st 2009 at 5:59 pm in Celebrity News, Culture, Lone Wolf Diaries, Media Criticism, News | 216386131 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/09/01/lonewolf-diaries-mourning-dead-people-who-suck/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Mourning+Dead+People+Who+Suck2009-09-02+00%3A59%3A11Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Hollywood Men, Grow a Pair and Marry the Dame!

“Marriage is just a title,” “It’s a prejudice institution,” or my personal favorite, “I don’t need a piece of paper to prove my love.” We hear these nice little soundbytes from the cowardly men of Hollywood time and time again. Even more sadly, is that all too often, their leading ladies are conned into going along with it. Women, what are you thinking?! Don’t you realize that these chumps are playing you like a fiddle?

I was a groomsman at one of my best friend’s wedding this weekend. As I gazed across at the Bridesmaids all teary-eyed with an air of longing, I couldn’t help but think to myself, “Man, Johnny Depp’s a douche.” The truth is that behind every anti-marriage sermon given from a Hollywood hubby, there’s an incredibly disappointed lady. I don’t care how much of a “strong, independent woman” you are; all little girls dream of their perfect wedding day. Before the feminists get upset, let me tell you that none of this comes from a place of sexism. It comes from an endeared heart. It’s why little boys would rather play “Space Aliens” and little girls would rather play “House.” Your inherent ability for compassion and nurturing is what makes you the best among us. (more…)

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Tags: Brad Pitts, feminism, Johnny Depp, kurt russell, marriage
Posted Aug 25th 2009 at 5:28 pm in Culture, Lone Wolf Diaries | 211550274 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/08/25/lonewolf-diaries-hollywood-men-grow-a-pair-and-marry-the-dame/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Hollywood+Men%2C+Grow+a+Pair+and+Marry+the+Dame%212009-08-26+00%3A28%3A09Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Brad Pitt Leading the Anti-Christian Charge

I should say right off the bat that I can’t just blame Brad Pitt. The plague of closed-mindedness permeates every corner of Hollywood… Brad Pitt just happens to be the one who’s most recently crystallized it so perfectly. Much like the time Megan Fox tipped Tinseltown’s hand when she said that if given the chance, she’d urge Megatron to only murder the “white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America,” Brad Pitt had a tongue-slip with his anti-Christian comment this weekend. However, I must give credit where credit’s due folks: he made the comment on the Bill Maher show. It takes guts to take such a stance on that program. Doesn’t at least a part of you admire his moral fortitude?

To start with, Brad Pitt said that he was thinking of running for mayor of New Orleans, on an “Anti-religion, pro-legalization of marijuana and pro-gay marriage” platform. I know, I know… What a risky position to take in Tinseltown, right?

After Brads continued “anti-religion” commentary, Bill Maher decided to step up the game with his uniquely hateful brand of bigotry that’s made him oh so popular with 13-year-old atheists everywhere. In a display of “compassion,” Pitt went on to say, “Well I don’t think any Christians watch this show anyway.” (more…)

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Tags: Atheists, Bill Maher, brad pitt, Christianity, Christians
Posted Aug 18th 2009 at 5:40 pm in Celebrity News, Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries, Religion | 207654241 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/08/18/lonewolf-diaries-brad-pitt-leading-the-anti-christian-charge/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Brad+Pitt+Leading+the+Anti-Christian+Charge2009-08-19+00%3A40%3A46Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: It’s Time to Flip the Bird to Tyranny–Flag Yourself!

Yes, you’ve read correctly. Come this Thursday I will officially be putting a campaign underway for those opposed to nationalized healthcare. You need to flag yourselves to the Federal government. Make no mistake about it, there’s an information war going on out there and the good old Chicago politicians are trying to shut you down. Have you got the cojones to make YOUR voice heard?

Remember how upset Liberals (and even some Conservatives) were at “The Patriot Act?” It was an “invasion of our privacy and personal freedoms,” they’d say. Despite the fact that the bill was designed to gather information on terrorists and protect the American people (not harm them), I always understood the apprehension it caused people. It’s a slippery slope, and I get that.

On the flip side, however, we’ve got an administration that is NOT seeking out dangerous people with violent records, but proactively targeting American citizens in an attempt to intimidate voices of dissent. (more…)

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Tags: Chicago politicians, Fairness Doctrine, Flag Yourself Campaign, flag@whitehouse.gov, grass-roots
Posted Aug 11th 2009 at 5:22 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, News, Politics | 203918194 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/08/11/lonewolf-diaries-its-time-to-flip-the-bird-to-tyranny-flag-yourself/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+It%27s+Time+to+Flip+the+Bird+to+Tyranny--Flag+Yourself%212009-08-12+00%3A22%3A46Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Arresting Black People is Racist, You Pigs!

I hate to say this, but it must be noted to understand the situation at hand: Black people commit more violent crime per capita than any other race. Now before you go all Johnny Cochran on me here and declare me a racist, let me just state that I am simply addressing a statistic, much like President Obama did last Wednesday. The only difference is that my statistic doesn’t fit into a politically correct agenda with an end game designed to demonize the members of our law enforcement. Do you folks out there honestly assume the worst in all cops? Does it insult you that Barack Obama assumes you do?

“There is a long history of African-Americans and Latino’s being stopped by law enforcement, disproportionately” – Barack Hussein Obama. Boy, there’s a prejudiced little statement… against cops.

Sure it may be true that more minorities in this country are pulled over or even given the once-over by our police officers… But a disproportionate amount… Really? (more…)

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Tags: "Robocop", crime, Henry Louis Gates, Hugo Boss, James Crowley
Posted Jul 28th 2009 at 5:28 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries, News, Politics | 193682320 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/07/28/lonewolf-diaries-arresting-black-people-is-racist-you-pigs/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Arresting+Black+People+is+Racist%2C+You+Pigs%212009-07-29+00%3A28%3A25Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: The Truth About Dumb, Liberal Canadians and Their Lies

Now before you get all upset and point the “canuck-bashing” finger, please note that I am using the term “Dumb, Liberal Canadians” quite literally.  As a matter of fact the same title can apply to dumb, liberal Americans so simmer down and hush your lips. Have you ever noticed how hell-bent Liberals are at making the United States seem inferior to other countries… to any country? Combine that with a jealous “Jan Brady” mentality that is all too commonly bred in the Great White North and my God… You’ve got a Great White Lie on your hands.

For those of you who haven’t seen the recent healthcare video, let me re-cap the one running theme throughout the piece: Canadians are MISERABLE with their healthcare. Very few Americans are aware of this and that’s because of one simple reason.

See Canadians (again we’re talking about the liberal variety here)… Like to lie. Shhh, don’t tell anybody. It’s a secret. (more…)

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Tags: Canada, Canadacare, healthcare, Jan Brady, nationalized healthcare
Posted Jul 21st 2009 at 5:43 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries, Politics | 189110257 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/07/21/lonewolf-diaries-the-truth-about-dumb-liberal-canadians-and-their-lies/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+The+Truth+About+Dumb%2C+Liberal+Canadians+and+Their+Lies2009-07-22+00%3A43%3A43Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Shut Up and Do Your Job, Dipstick!

Entitlement. It’s a silly notion. Almost as silly as the idea of “homophobes” or the “whitey,” yet it is still an idea that permeates the minds of much of America’s lower and middle classes today. Truth be told, I’m getting really tired of being made to feel guilty for other people’s shortcomings. When will people stop playing the blame game, suck it up, grow a pair and take control over their own lives?

I was at the Houston airport the other day and I couldn’t find my baggage carousel. I asked the employee there where it was:

“What does it say on the screen?” he asked grumpily.

“Well, it says Carousel 2 but…”

“Then that’s what it is. You should be old enough to know that,” he said as he went off mumbling about how they weren’t paying him enough.  (more…)

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Tags: Burgess Meredith, entitlement, fighting, george clooney, hugh jackman
Posted Jul 7th 2009 at 6:17 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 178726151 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/07/07/lonewolf-diaries-shut-up-and-do-your-job-dipstick/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Shut+Up+and+Do+Your+Job%2C+Dipstick%212009-07-08+01%3A17%3A13Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Marriage Is for Suckers and Ugly Folk

If you’ve been taking notes from such brilliant minds as Bill Maher, Cameron Diaz or ever taken a moment to observe Hollywood in the past few decades, you’d know that marriage is a dead institution. I mean, who gets married anymore (unless you’re gay)?! It’s like, “Hellooooooooooo”!

I happened to catch Cameron “My Career is Over Thanks to HD” Diaz discussing the intricacies of marriage on “Real Time with Bill Maher” this week. A lot of tinseltown jibber jabber ensued but you needn’t be bored with the self-indulgent details. Cameron basically proclaimed that she’s glad that she’d never gotten married because she “definitely would have been divorced (multiple times).”  She just needed to do what was right for her and that that was constantly changing. Maher, of course, agreed and praised Cameron in her wisdom for having learned to put herself first and foremost, before all others in her life. Marriage can’t work because you have to look out for “Numero Uno”… That’s the Hollywood way! (more…)

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Tags: "Family Values", Bill Maher, cameron diaz, divorce, marriage
Posted Jun 30th 2009 at 5:14 pm in Celebrity News, Lone Wolf Diaries | 17439816 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/06/30/lonewolf-diaries-marriage-is-for-suckers-and-ugly-folk/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Marriage+Is+for+Suckers+and+Ugly+Folk2009-07-01+00%3A14%3A03Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Why ‘Gayness’ Can Be Funny

I’m sure that I’ll get some heat for this, but I feel it is timely to say… Folks, it’s okay to find flamboyant homosexuality funny. Somewhere along the “common sense line,” people have started to equate the ability to find the humor in life with hate speech. Does the idea (note: I didn’t say content) of a movie like “Bruno” offend you? Do you feel that the idea of somebody chuckling over a flamingly over-the-top gay man to be so repulsive that it borders on hatred? To you I say “Nay”! Read on to find out why.

Let me be the first to say it. My name is Steven Crowder and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. I can remember my first “gay encounter” as a child. I was watching the Macy’s parade on Thanksgiving morning. Al Roker was interviewing Richard Simmons. As nothing more than a wide-eyed four-year-old, I was completely vexed. Here was a man on my television set, complete with chest-hair and quadriceps fuzz. He was just…“off” to me for some reason. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until the light bulb in my underdeveloped noggin turned on. “Hey Dad,” I asked. “Why does that man act like a woman?”

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Tags: Al Roker, Bruno, comedy, homosexuality, Ned Flanders
Posted Jun 23rd 2009 at 3:53 pm in Entertainment, Lone Wolf Diaries, Other | 1670026 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/06/23/lonewolf-diaries-why-gayness-can-be-funny/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Why+%27Gayness%27+Can+Be+Funny2009-06-23+22%3A53%3A45Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Republicans Need to Grow a Sense of Humor

Yes, you’ve read correctly. To all of you GOP types playing the “offended” card on a daily basis… Prepare to have your feelings hurt, because according to my carefully calculated research… Republicans need to shut up and laugh a little.

Never has the GOP’s lack of funnybone been on sharper display than the last 5 months. For a party that claims to “shun political correctness,” we’ve certainly done a good job of embracing it. Over the past 150 days there have been three “media-worthy” politically incorrect moments related to this administration and Republicans have managed to jump on each one of them for political gain. All to no avail. Let us examine:

Exhibit A

Barack Obama’s Special Olympics comment on Leno. – On air, President B. Hussein Obama made a self-deprecating joke in regards to his bowling abilities. He made the implication that he was so bad at bowling that his skill level resembled that of a mentally challenged athlete. Twas a surprisingly funny, off-handed moment for a generally very unfunny president.

Republicans, however, decided to act as though they were appalled by this and ran with the “you can’t make fun of retards” theme. (I’m paraphrasing here of course, but you get the picture.) I believe that somewhere in the middle, Sarah Palin and her son Trigg were tied into the whole fiasco. The media took little notice and sharp comedians like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert managed to successfully lampoon Conservatives for being humorless old bags. That’s one for you, Democrats… (more…)

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Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Bristol Palin, Colbert, David Letterman, jon stewart
Posted Jun 16th 2009 at 5:58 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries | 16289015 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/06/16/lonewolf-diaries-hey-republicans-grow-a-sense-of-humor/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Republicans+Need+to+Grow+a+Sense+of+Humor2009-06-17+00%3A58%3A34Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Europe Sucks. There, I Said It.

Yes, you heard me. “Screw Europe,” I say to you. With all of this “repairing of international relations” going on, the press (along with every “Green Day Liberal” in the Western hemisphere) seem to be getting quite giddy. Finally we’ll be more like the Europeans and maybe, just maybe, that will allow us to be on better footing with them. To all of you I ask… Why?

Why on EARTH would the United States ever want to be more like Europe? Correct me if I’m wrong, but we left, did we not? Not only did we leave that older, lesser world behind, but we left skid-marks along the way with an entire continent eating our proverbial dust. Those were good times… Not to mention the asskickery that followed suit.

The truth is we’ve been doing things far better than Europe for centuries. We’ve built a stronger military and a much more dynamic economy than any of our European counterparts… And we’ve done it in record time. We left the world’s greatest superpowers one century only to blaze past them the next. (more…)

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Tags: europe, free enterprise, Freedom, Green Day, multiculturalism
Posted Jun 9th 2009 at 6:12 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, Political Humor | 1556303 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/06/09/lonewolf-diaries-europe-sucks-there-i-said-it/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Europe+Sucks.+There%2C+I+Said+It.2009-06-10+01%3A12%3A04Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Obama is North Korea’s Little Punk

We all know that Kim Jong-il is “buy-yourself-a-handgun” crazy.  It’s pretty much a given.  That begs the question however: why is anybody (particularly our president) even considering trying to tiptoe around this shady, marionette-looking character? Am I the only one who feels that something serious needs to be done here?

Any man who’s ever spent time in a schoolyard understands exactly what North Korea is trying to pull. They’re shoving us. They are flicking the jab outside by the monkey bars trying to see what we’re made of.  It’s the age-old “alpha male” ritual that every man has come to experience at some point in his life.  The peculiar thing is that North Korea isn’t even big or strong enough to be the schoolyard bully. North Korea is really just the kid who decided he’d be “all out crazy” hoping people would be scared off by the tirades and avoid stepping up to the plate.  The sad thing is it’s been working. Even sadder is that without the proper action, North Korea just might end up being “that kid” who shoots up the school. (more…)

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Tags: Kim Jong-Il, North Korea, North Korea United States United Nations, sean penn, UN
Posted Jun 2nd 2009 at 5:57 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, News, Political Humor, Politics | 1496143 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/06/02/lonewolf-diaries-obama-is-north-koreas-little-punk/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Obama+is+North+Korea%27s+Little+Punk2009-06-03+00%3A57%3A14Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: All Christians are Serial Killers

I’m tired of ignoring the elephant in the room, so I’ll just come out and say it. Christians are corny, out of touch, lonely creepers who generally end up becoming murderers or rapists…. At least that’s what Hollywood’s taught me.

Not to mention they’re all a bunch of minority-bashing fear mongers. Why does anyone continue to allow this hateful, extremist group to exist? Am I the only one who feels that they could stand to learn a lot from the peaceful, Muslim folk?

If I hadn’t been raised in such a logical household, the entertainment industry would have elicited only one reaction from me in regards to “Christians”; “Good God, these people are crazy.”

It all started with the flick “Carrie.” Who can forget Sissy Spacek’s loopy, evangelical mom citing Bible verses amidst insane spiritual tirades until she was finally skewered with every kitchen utensil in the cabinet…all to a disturbing orgasmic moaning session. The scene was used to drive the point home: Christians are dangerous and nuts, but they’re great to make fun of. (more…)

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Tags: "Carrie", "Kingdom of Heaven", Agnostics, Atheists, babel
Posted May 26th 2009 at 5:46 pm in Entertainment, Lone Wolf Diaries, Political Humor, Religion | 1438983 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/05/26/lonewolf-diaries-all-christians-are-serial-killers/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+All+Christians+are+Serial+Killers2009-05-27+00%3A46%3A06Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Barack Obama is “Not My President”

I know, I know. It’s cliche and trust me, I hated the punks/celebrities who wore those slogan t-shirts throughout the Bush administration as much as the rest of you. The day Obama was elected, like many of you I told myself “Well, I didn’t vote for him, but he’s my President and I’ll support him.” A few months later, times have changed and I feel the need to officially declare that Barack Obama is “Not My President.” If you disagree, feel free to smack me around a little. If you feel the same way put your John Hancock down below and make your voice heard.

Seeing as the “Green Day Liberals/American Idiots” started the whole “Bush is not my President” schtick and their new album is dropping this week, I couldn’t think of a more appropriate time to issue a retort. Granted, the men of Green Day have had to overcome a lot to attain the success they enjoy today. It’s not every day that a group of legally-declared midgets can produce platinum-selling albums. Folks, I can give credit where credit is due. Rather than accept this success on behalf of the “little people” however, Green Day (along with other generic punk bands) had to start the “not my President” crusade against their commander in chief during a time of war. Punk bands even collectively put out the “Rock Against Bush” album which was eyebrow-raisingly sympathetic towards our enemies. Some would call it treason, I call it “a-bunch-of-uneducated-toolbags-playing-power-chords-in-an-attempt-to-brainwash-the-youth-of-America.” (more…)

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Tags: budget, bush, Green Day, Obama, Rock Against Bush
Posted May 19th 2009 at 6:04 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 1381346 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/05/19/lonewolf-diaries-barack-obama-is-not-my-president/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Barack+Obama+is+%22Not+My+President%222009-05-20+01%3A04%3A22Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Virginity’s for Suckers. Get Your Sex On, Kids!

Is there anything more abnormal than being a mid-teen virgin in the year 2009? Not if you’d hear Hollywood tell it.  After watching a slew of teen-movies this weekend, I feel quite pathetic. It seems that all this time, I’ve been trying to follow my convictions and make a difference in this world, when I really should have been spending my time scoring with chicks. Has anybody else out there come to this realization as of late?

In the same breath, ladies; You simply haven’t been empowering yourselves as young women unless you’ve been riding the old bone rollercoaster. Purity is for losers, don’t you know…

From TV shows aimed squarely at young dames such as “Gossip Girl” or “90210,” to hit teen films like “American Pie” or the recent “Adventureland,” the message in regards to sexuality is quite clear; If you’re still a virgin at 16, there must be something wrong with you. Sure, it would be bad enough that all of these programs are laden with super-model-turned actors having sex like banshees (the parents are never around, mind you), but Hollywood doesn’t stop there.  No, the good old folks in Tinseltown feel the need to twist the knife and go out of its way to point out the abnormality of abstinence. (more…)

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Tags: "American Pie", abstinence, adventureland, hollywood, sex
Posted May 12th 2009 at 4:47 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries | 1334306 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/05/12/lonewolf-diaries-virginitys-for-suckers-get-your-sex-on-kids/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Virginity%27s+for+Suckers.+Get+Your+Sex+On%2C+Kids%212009-05-12+23%3A47%3A41Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Silly Dames of ‘The View’

Honestly, I don’t get it. If there is a more under-qualified, un-interesting group of female hacks available for hire… Well I certainly haven’t found them. Ever since my grade school days as I mastered the art of “faking sick” and I stumbled across “The View,” I’ve been confusedly asking myself the same question… How do these dumb broads remain gainfully employed?!

15 years later, I’ve grown much better at creating ficticious ailments (the key is to lick your palms), yet I remain just as vexed with the “View-ladies” as the day I found them.

Here we’ve got a show, with a pretty basic format that is clearly designed to be personality driven. So in order to analyze the success of the show one would have to take an in-depth look at said personalities. So come on folks, follow me along down the logic trail! (more…)

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Tags: Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar, The View, whoopi goldberg
Posted May 5th 2009 at 5:59 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 1266422 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/05/05/lonewolf-diaries-the-silly-dames-of-the-view/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Silly+Dames+of+%27The+View%272009-05-06+00%3A59%3A09Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Appreciate My Indifference to Your Sexuality

There, I said it. I can appreciate one’s creativity, I can appreciate one’s work ethic, I can appreciate one’s mental fortitude, but I cannot (and shouldn’t be required to) appreciate someone’s sexuality. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t believe that somebody’s sexual preferences should define them. The fact that I like women, doesn’t determine who I am as a man… My principles do. Am I so wrong as to think that the same litmus test should apply across the board?

So we all know about the “Perez Hilton/Miss U.S.A” fiasco. Perez carried out a low-down, dirty trick by asking a political question (a practice from which the judges are strictly forbidden) in regards to Proposition 8. He did so in an attempt to demonize a Christian contestant knowing full well that she held the institution of marriage as being exclusive to “a man and a woman.”

Now Perez could have chosen from a multitude of more appropriate questions to ask, yet (as always), it comes back to some sort of question about sexuality. (more…)

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Tags: Gay, gay marriage, Miss USA, Perez Hilton, prop 8
Posted Apr 21st 2009 at 9:32 am in Lone Wolf Diaries | 1116464 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/04/21/lonewolf-diaries-i-dont-appreciate-your-gayness/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Appreciate+My+Indifference+to+Your+Sexuality2009-04-21+16%3A32%3A40Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: “Violence Doesn’t Solve Problems…”

… Bull Crap. Listen, violence freed the slaves, took down the axis of evil and still manages to fix every remote control that I’ve ever owned. More recently, the use of force quickly brought an end to the escapades of a few Somali jackasses. Three shots fired, three men dead… And there was much rejoicing. To those of you still teaching the “violence doesn’t solve problems” myth to your kids… What are you thinking? Does anyone out there truly believe this insane rhetoric?

I find it funny that Hollywood leftists are the ones who’ve been pushing this ideal down our throats with one hand, while simultaneously producing the most brutally vile, “creative content” with the other. Libs love to paint Middle American conservatives as “Gun toting Neo-Cons with a thirst for violence,” yet more often than not, it’s those people who boycott their gratuitous, self-indulgent, crap-fests that they call films. Does anyone here honestly think that “Seung-Hi Choi” went on his Virginia-Tech shooting spree after getting fired up at an NRA rally? His pre-massacre phone-pictures showed him mimicking poses that he’d seen in “Tomb Raider” for crying out loud. Only in the United States could an entity such as Hollywood coin the term “Torture-Porn” for their content one moment, only to condemn a righteous war the next. (more…)

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Tags: bullies, kids, pirates, teachers, use of force
Posted Apr 14th 2009 at 6:09 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 1060704 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/04/14/lonewolf-diaries-violence-doesnt-solve-problems/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+%22Violence+Doesn%27t+Solve+Problems...%222009-04-15+01%3A09%3A14Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: My Formal American Apology

I’ll be the first to say it; Barack Obama’s G20 speech inspired me over the past week… I tell you no lies. In the spirit of his apologetic, butt-kissing extravaganza, I felt compelled to make some additional apologies on behalf of our backwards nation. I suggest you all pitch in and add your own. As Americans, we’ve all got a lot to be sorry for… But admitting that we have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

To England: I would like to apologize on behalf of my American Forefathers, for flipping you the finger, fleeing your tyranny and kicking the ever-loving crap out of you only to become the world’s greatest superpower within a mere century.

I’d also like to apologize for all of the goods, services and exploding ingenuity that resulted from our crazy new liberty-based system being put into place. Capitalism is a bitch. I get that now. (more…)

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Tags: Africa, American apology, Canada, europe, Iraq
Posted Apr 7th 2009 at 5:46 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries | 9933495 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/04/07/lonewolf-diaries-my-formal-american-apology/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+My+Formal+American+Apology2009-04-08+00%3A46%3A46Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Who’d Win in a Fight (Celebrity Match-ups)?

Many of you may not know this, but before my Hollywood escapades I was once the world’s most sought after fight analyst. By “sought after,” I mean that I was swiftly escorted off of The Fertitta Brothers property with a resume in hand and tears on my face. In light of this, I’ve decided to compile a list of a few dream matchups between political pundits, writers and celebrity know-it-alls, as well as an in depth analysis of each bout. From Michael Moore to Robert Downey Jr., all of your favorites are here. I would encourage you to post your own fantasy match-ups, as well. It will be a veritable Elitist Royal Rumble. A good time shall be had by all (Sean Penn not withstanding)!

Ann Coulter vs. Katie Couric - At first glance it may look like “Hearns vs Hagler 2.0.” Ann Coulter (Tommy Hearns) has the obvious reach advantage, while Couric’s got those power-projecting hips that can knock you off of your feet.  I see Couric implementing a lot of footwork however (as displayed by her constant dancing around tough questions), while trying to avoid any real damage. Expect the confidence factor to come into play as Coulter flicks a long but snappy jab, jousting Couric all the way into the final stanza. (more…)

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Tags: ben affleck, breitbart, Celebrity Fights, michael moore, Robert Downey
Posted Mar 31st 2009 at 6:02 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, Political Humor | 937063 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/03/31/lonewolf-diaries-whod-win-in-a-fight-celebrity-match-ups/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Who%27d+Win+in+a+Fight+%28Celebrity+Match-ups%29%3F2009-04-01+01%3A02%3A38Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Why Atheism is a “Mental Handicap”

Notice how I avoided using the word “Retarded?” I’ve seen that many conservatives have developed a sudden hyper-sensitivity for the disabled this week, so I’ve opted to tread lightly.

The truth is that atheism is literally a “retarded” philosophy in the sense that it is very “late to the table” in its thinking. Atheists will tell you that religion impedes the progress of man. To that I say “Poppycock!”, and that atheism has no place in a civilized society. Think I’m wrong? Let me know, amigos.

…Yes, I used the word “poppycock,” and no I don’t wear a monocle.

The biggest problem with atheism is that it’s a philosophy which, at its very core, diminishes the value of life. If we were simply spawned from a puddle of gook, human life has no intrinsic value. Human worth is ultimately left up to societal circumstances, and that’s never a good thing… Especially if said society is Hollywood. (more…)

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Tags: Atheism, Christianity, God, hollywood, sean penn
Posted Mar 24th 2009 at 5:17 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, Political Humor | 881148 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/03/24/lonewolf-diaries-why-atheism-is-mentally-handicap/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Why+Atheism+is+a+%22Mental+Handicap%222009-03-25+00%3A17%3A52Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Only Conservatives Can Be Racists, You Morons…

“Obama looks like a Chimpanzee…” That’s the exact reaction elicited from Liberals in response to Sean Delonas’ recent comic strip in the New York Post. Granted, they prefaced it with, “Conservatives are trying to say…” in an attempt to play off their own prejudice while projecting it onto conservatives. Is anybody out there truly fooled by, or scared of, these blatant attack patterns? What can I say; the liberal playbook is as bland and predictable as a Vin Diesel sequel. “How can we better handle said attacks?” you may be thinking. Oh, Big Hollywood… I’m so glad that you’ve asked. Assemble the troops!

The aforementioned comic was meant to poke fun at the recent shooting of a chimpanzee amidst a chardonnay and Xanax bender in Connecticut, while simultaneously taking a jab at the stimulus bill. Liberals of course took the opportunity to show their consistent obsession with race, while at the same time trying to leverage their PC agenda in an attempt to silence any criticism of the current administration. (more…)

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Tags: Barack Obama Chimpanzee New York Post, Chimp cartoon, comedy, Comedy Central, hollywood
Posted Mar 17th 2009 at 5:03 pm in Lone Wolf Diaries, Media Criticism, Political Humor | 82870133 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/03/17/lonewolf-diares-only-conservatives-can-be-racists-you-morons/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Only+Conservatives+Can+Be+Racists%2C+You+Morons...2009-03-18+00%3A03%3A19Steven+Crowder

Lonewolf Diaries: Celebrities Love AIDS and Breasts…Hate The Prostate

Cancer is no laughing matter. AIDS on the other hand, can be hilarious…. But I digress.  A friend of mine went in for a prostate cancer operation this weekend. The whole ordeal lead me to a painful realization: If you get a disease, you’d better hope that it’s one with a celebrity “march for the cure.” Chances are that if Bono isn’t singing about it, you’re probably dying from it. Is anybody else as sickened by this as I am?

AIDS is still the most funded disease around (by the American taxpayer) despite its insignificance on the fatality radar and the fact that in the industrialized world it’s entirely preventable. AIDS doesn’t just “happen” to you here in the U.S.A.  You sort of have to seek out those high risk…activities.  While countless people die of other more prevalent, non-communicable sicknesses, Hollywood has made AIDS benefits trendier than torn Levi’s. (more…)

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Tags: AIDS, Bono, Breast Cancer, Cancer, Diabetes
Posted Mar 10th 2009 at 5:10 pm in Featured Story, Lone Wolf Diaries, Politics | 76690122 Commentshttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/scrowder/2009/03/10/lonewolf-diaries-celebrities-love-aids-and-breastshate-the-prostate/Lonewolf+Diaries%3A+Celebrities+Love+AIDS+and+Breasts...Hate+The+Prostate2009-03-11+00%3A10%3A44Steven+Crowder