Sean Penn Makes Me Puke In My Mouth
by Brett JoshpeHmmm….why did Mickey Rourke win Best Actor in every other award ceremony besides this one? As I said, the Academy punished Mickey for his gratitude towards President Bush for keeping our country safe from Islamo-facist terrorism. Instead, it chose to award its biggest donkey, Sean Penn. I would looooove to debate Sean Penn and explain to him why his such an insufferable idiot and jackass.
I have an idea…now that Guantanamo Bay is being closed within the year, maybe Southeren California can help find a home for people like Khalid Sheikh Mahammed. I know Sean Penn could make them feel right at home.
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12 Comments
bravo.
Don't forget, he irrelevantly used the slur "fag", which of course shouldn't mean anything as he meant no harm in context.
Mickey is the definite winner though! No matter what happened.
Not to mention when his wife tried to give him a congrats kiss he looked ill too his stomach. What is wrong with this guy? It was as if he was repulsed that she dared touch him!
You'd love to debate him? Heh. That's a laugh. Best to launch the 'puke in my mouth' bon mot from a distance.
Mat Daaaamon
Debate Sean Penn? Remember to argue with an idiot is to look like one.
That's a great line. What if an idiot argues with another idiot?
They would be dead, the police would find their bodies and write down the cause as "idioticide".
Heh.
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Don't forget Comrade Sean won the SAG award as well…
I hope you choke on your puke! LOL
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