Bizarro Planet News
by Big XBPN – In environmental news: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro NAACP’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse deep cuts in Pell Grants to 1.3 million college students. The proposed cuts, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
And in education: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro World Wildlife Fund’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse repeal of the Bizarro Marine Mammal Protection Act. Revocation of the BMMPA, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
Moving on to sports: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro AARP’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse proposed $400 billion cut to Medicare as well as termination of federal funding for Medicare Advantage Plans, which benefit over 25% of their membership. The proposed cuts, according to the organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
Wait!
Me am getting update!
Bizarro needs to correct final story. It am not Bizarro AARP that slash benefits to members, but AARP on Earth!
Now Bizarro am confused!
Am Earthlings becoming Bizarros?
This am disaster for Bizarro culture. Bizarros am opposite of all things Earthling. Planet Earth am round; Planet Bizarro, square. Only one Superman on Earth. On Planet Bizarro, everyone am Superman! If Earthlings act like Bizarros, then Bizarros am forced to behave opposite of Earthlings and not be Bizarros, but Earthlings am!
Aaaarrrrrgh! Me head aches!
Wait! Do not panic! This just not in…
AARP Directors of Board am not normal Earthlings but liberal shills for White House who put own socialist political dogma ahead of members’ best interests.
Whew…
And coming up at eleventy o’clock: Bizarro Nancy Pelosi tells truth that health reform bill am too much expensive and 1,900 pages are smoke screen to hide true objective which am single-payer system! Will she use legislative nuclear option to ram through fiscally responsible G.O.P. Plan that includes long overdue reforms to Bizarro health care system? Many say, “Yes,” but some say, “Yes.”
Bad evening and do not remember, Bizarro am #1!
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I SO agree. I just love christmas gifts I have to pay for! Doesn't everyone?
Soon, Harry Reid will announce that the war is won!!!
The entire Obama Administration has embraced the doctrines of Washington, Adams, Jefferson and Lincoln. Anita Dunn has disavowed Mao and has become an apostle of Ronald Reagan's. General Mcchrystal gets whatever he needs and a clear shot at Victory in Afghanistan. Pelosi starts putting The People and The Country first and her face caves in. Algore freezes to death…..so sad.
obama really is a muslim http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tCAffMSWSzY#...
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Very amusing piece. Unfortunately, the real life notion that a leftist front group sucks money from seniors and uses it to help elect Democrats and lobby to reduce Medicare spending isn't a bit funny.
Liberals in Bizarro World use their @ss for sitting instead of thinking.
You're right, but when the electorate is loaded with nubile women and the GOP takes a dive by nominating a man with no sex appeal, that's who we get. A POTUS who is a POS.
This would make a good you-tube peace.
"Am Earthlings becoming Bizarros?"
53 per cent of the voters in the last presidential election are.
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I love high speed runs into brick walls too.
The GOP didn't nominate him. The non-nubile women of Iowa and New Hampshire did.
The fixers in the party took the suitcases full of cash from the Clinton crooks is more credible. McCain was the only Republican that Hillary could have beaten, but you go on believing what you've been told.
P.S. If the GOP and McCain weren't taking a dive they would have used this video and videos of Jeremiah Wright in commercials against him. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tCAffMSWSzY#...
In Bizarro World, Pelosi would be a Republican… ugh.
*arrrgh* Me am in love with all things obama! *arrrrgh* Now not only head hurt but arse aches as well! Arrrgh* why can't me be liberal.
That's a beautiful picture you've painted.
Thank you Ms.Kit. It's always good to hear from a kindred spirit. Be Well.
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